“Dude, please... tell your girl to shut up” “Kelly, you insulted the gentleman... please apologise” xD

@maxirxf

6 жыл бұрын

She actually did lmao

@Ranger1812

4 жыл бұрын

Other animals aren't monsters. That's disgusting. Intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. Just a trait humans have. No better than running or flying. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to make other animals more human-like. A slug is as evolved as we are. A slug got it right. It doesn't make you inherently better at all, and that totally disregards how stupid, evil humans are. That's human ego. The second an alien race arrives that's more intelligent than we are, you will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you. Other animals aren't toys to dress up and pose for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Good doesn't excuse evil. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting. Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. Wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and obviously shouldn't on animals of an entirely different species. Humans aren't more special or important than other animals. Something isn't worse because it happens to humans. You're not better by definition. Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. Makes no sense, whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans. Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. And it's what lets you be you. Breeding is evil. Other animals are forced to have sex, which is rape. Females are treated like conveyor belts, pumping out child after child, all of whom are kept from their fathers and kidnapped from their parents, causing massive distress, fear, panic, and confusion. When no longer profitable, they're abandoned like a broken tool no longer of any use. Other animals are #NotProperty to buy or sell. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and they'll save yours. Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors, healthcare, just like humans. There's no distinction. Be outrage if humans had different doctors, terms depending on race. No different for other animals. Speciesism. It's not euthanasia. It's not done for their benefit. It's murder. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals. People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Healthcare should be socialised, like humans have. Caring for other animals isn't a chore, it's a duty and privilege. Fireworks and other explosions are evil. Other animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable. Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt. Balloons, Chinese lanterns, glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals. Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families. Other animals don't belong in entertainment industry. They're not props to be used on a fucking set. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else. Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. Kidnapped, sent across the world, trapped in tiny cages they couldn't even move in, stabbed and hit with spells, and made to feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans. As is exploiting, abusing, scaring, interrupting grindylows, fish, other animals in Great Lake. Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. They do a "fear grimace", smiling in submission. They're not happy, they're abused. Cats, dogs specifically bred over 1000s years live with humans. Other animals weren't. Kidnapped, locked in tiny cages and tanks for human amusement. They're not pet animals, they're slaves. Experimenting on other animals is evil. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people. Freedom is what matters in life. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and have no right to force that on other animals. Honey, when sold to humans, is a product of abuse. theminimalistvegan.com/is-honey-vegan/ Mountain Dew, all other Pepsi products, Oreos, and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production. www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/ www.chesterzoo.org/app/uploads/sites/3/2019/04/Sustainable-Palm-Oil-Shopping-List-Feb-2019.pdf KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html Leather's evil. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry. www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/ www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder. relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/ www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/ www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/ Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, mohair, and angora wool, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia. www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3331465/Shocking-video-shows-horrific-abuses-lamb-sheep-used-wool-industry-kicked-face-workers-horns-torn-off.html Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing. io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629 Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/ineNyJuqadefktI.html Don't feed birds and fish bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, the yeast expands in fish' stomachs causing constipation, and cats are lactose intolerant. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/ pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat Ecosia is a search engine that uses at least 80% of its profits to plant trees, planting about 1 every second, which takes 45 searches to fund. www.ecosia.org/ You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. We're not their owners, we're family. Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family. Joe Rogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, Ted DiBiase Jr., Lacey Evans, and Kayla Braxton are torturers and murderers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone. You wouldn't do it to humans, and don't do it to other animals. It's that simple. ‬No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder any other animal, for any reason. "We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy." - Albus Dumbledore Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature. #AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #AdoptDontShop #OptToAdopt

@darksied1098

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ranger1812 Dude, are you on crack?

@hoxhaofficial

4 жыл бұрын

@@darksied1098 lmaooo

@malzcuatro3379

4 жыл бұрын

@@darksied1098 Hahaha, shit, I never in my whole life could've seen THAT coming, hahaha

RIP to the Sea Monster. Such a legend in comedy as well as a radio personality. Partrice's appearances on Ope and Ant are legendary.

@shashishekhar----

10 ай бұрын

RIP Patrice O'Neal

“Hey I didn’t interrupt when you guys were presenting” “Actually you did” “Yes”

The fact that the actor who played Toby is part of the scriptwriting behind The Office, and he chooses himself this character. Amazing.

@Kaanfight

3 ай бұрын

He also wrote for king of the hill

When Patrice has the exchange with Kelly and Ryan, that's not a character he's playing. That's all Patrice haha

@elozvyut

3 жыл бұрын

Knowing what kind of comedy Patrice is famous for I wouldn't be even surprised if they both wrote that piece.

@sirmount2636

3 жыл бұрын

@@elozvyut A lot of great improv.

@Braezonday

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, that’s absolutely something he would’ve said to any woman who spoke that way to him in real life lmao, quintessential Patrice

@matthewbarry1746

8 ай бұрын

YES

“Kelly, you insulted the gentlemen please apologize.” Bro that took me out 😂😂

REST IN PEACE TO PATRICE O'NEAL One of the greatest comedians of all time

@LordTalax

2 жыл бұрын

not really

@armando1is1great

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordTalax what do you know, you worthless nothing

@lisa.222

2 жыл бұрын

um idk but rip

@jaredschmidt8013

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordTalax it depends on your type of humor. Mostly you either love him or hate him

@tigrantumanyan8545

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone mentions the man

I love how Kelly stuck up for Michael in this scene

@badisnaceur6271

3 жыл бұрын

she didn't she's just being as bitchy as ever

@princelevi3733

3 жыл бұрын

That part always kills me 🤣🤣🤣

i never realized that kelly was actually standing up for michael 🥺

@Blahblahblehblhah

8 ай бұрын

She was pointing out an obvious hypocrisy

"take them at the same time...." - says Daryl, the disdain apparent in his voice.

"Take them. At the same. Time." The exhaustion in his voice

“Dude, please, tell ya girl to shut up” That’s exactly the kinda thing I’d expect Patrice to say😂 RIP to the GOAT

People mention a lot about Jim stares to camera. But the way michael does it is the best. It is so subtle and Quick, but u can feel him LOL

“Hey Daryl how’s it hangin” 😂😂🤣😂

0:49 Daryl is SO done with Michael.

I wish this show had WWAAAAAAYYYYYY more Patrice O'Neal

"sitting on your biscuit never having to risk it"

The fact that Ryan and Kelly in real life were both writers and co producers goes to show you the depth of talent show n this show.

@kylebatteson9572

Жыл бұрын

Isn't Toby also a writer for the show?

@laxstrat

8 ай бұрын

Watch Velma... see how far that talents gone😢

Michael’s character was so inept it was so funny to watch....brilliantly played by Steve Carell as always.

"You know anything that warms you" 😂😂😂

“Kelly, you insulted the gentleman, please apologize.” 🤣

“Hello I’m Michael welcome to Men’s Wearhouse we have a special on Khaki pants today that’s just one example”😂😂😂

"Kelly you insulted the gentleman please apologise" LMAO

Michael glaring at the camera at 1:04 haha!

I love Steve Carell trying so hard not to break character at 2:03

@FoodStampHero

4 жыл бұрын

Atty1997 I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Those were genuine smiles 😅

2:21 to be fair, she insulted him first

@timber72

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he insulted Michael first.

1:34😂 😂😂

Why did he feel like he had to prove he's a good greeter 😂😂😂

"Sometimes computers can explode, can they not?" "No...No"

Patrice's face is priceless.

“Anything that warms you...”

“Take them…at the ….same…time!”

"Bring a sweater in case it gets drafty" LMAO

@gregorymoore2877

3 жыл бұрын

What about a long sleeved tee?

@jeremiahhester6408

3 жыл бұрын

"A Shawl"

one of the best scenes of the office to many quotes to quote

that "Take - it - at - the - same - time" was so loaded of uneasiness

0:33 Patrice "Lumumba" O'Neal 🥲 the man, the myth, the legend.

Dang Michael @ 0:06😬😬😬

From 2:03 forward = GOLD

Michael: Okay guys, I didn't interrupt when you were doing your presentation. Darnel: Actually you did. Michael: YES.

"I used to work in a warehouse. Men's Warehouse. I was a greeter. "

It’s so funny that Michael wants everyone to like him. Everyone except Toby

The late, great Pateice O'neal. Rest in Peace brother. How I wish you continued with the show...

The most Patrice moment in the show.

Little does Darryl know… in a few seasons, he too will be sittin on his biscuit, never having to risk it

"i didn't interrupt you during your presentation" "yes you did" "yes"

SITTIN' ON YOUR BISCUIT, NEVER HAVIN' TO RISK IT.

“You know...anything that’ll keep you warm”

Kelly actually defends people in many scenarios. Here she sort of defended Micheal by naming Patrice as a hypocrite. Even when Michael was egging on Toby to punch him and annoying him, Kelly encouraged Toby. She is not afraid to stand up for people.

@AbhishekSanyalTGV

8 ай бұрын

She was also very patient with Angela in 'Product Recall'. But the thing about Kelly is she is very unpredictable. She changed the customer feedback for Dwight and Jim because they didn't come to her party

his one example at mens warehouse was really good. i would like to hear more.

I wish Patrice Oneal had a bigger role! Loved him! He was hilarious!

I love how Pudge is here

@flyforce16

Жыл бұрын

"Madge" "I thought your name was Pudge"

I worked in a warehouse...men's warehouse ....as a greeter.....lmaooooooo...I choked so hard lol

Best part is how Pam is sleeping on her desk and gets woken up by Michael's jump

these are SO much better than the later years

Patrice O'Neill was a pretty funny guy, the comedy world will miss him.

😂😂😂 Patrice is cracking me up

I love how petty Ryan gets lol

I love how spineless Ryan was in this scene.

“Dude, please, tell your girl to shut up.” The funniest part is that sounds *exactly* like something Patrice O’Neal would’ve said in real life.

Sittin on your biscuit never havin to risk it

Take them at the same time!!

2:12 id say to him to shut the hell up and mine his own business.

2020 so far: this scene

Patrice rest in piece brother 😢

Peace to Patrice!

R.I.P Patrice the goat

Ironic that darryl later went on to have an office job too. Didn't see him complaining then 😂

Michael at then end!😂😂🤣😭

Patrice O’Neal, the actor who played the sea monster, died in 2011 from a stroke caused by type 2 diabetes. So, essentially, fat butt disease

@RichWeigel

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting enough James Gandolfini 's death was foretold by Christopher when he told Tony he would be dead at 50 from a heart attack during the intervention episode.

Darrell gives me inspiration when it comes to comebacks towards my managers..

@TheGreenTaco999

2 жыл бұрын

I would not recommend mimicking any of the behaviors you see on this show lol

@josuefbonilla1197

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreenTaco999 Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

Nerf ball 2:37

If I were Toby things with Michael would be different (on a proffesional level tho)

Kelly: “ummm you look like a sea monster!” Loney: “I bet you wanna see this sea monster.” Kelly: D:

@gibfeet8992

4 жыл бұрын

*bet you like to *swim* with the sea monster

Take them… at the… same… time.

“Okay guys, I didn’t interrupt you spring your presentation.” “Actually you did.” “Yes.........anyways-“

The funniest part of this sketch is "greeter at men's warehouse"...man, I've never been greeted when entering a men's warehouse! They have terrible service 😅

Patrice O'Neal is a god, miss him so much

@grapeape888

2 жыл бұрын

I bet you he told her to call him a sea monster but the follow up was all his

"Sittin' on your biscuit.. never having to risk it" Yeah says the one who begs Michael later for a promotion and office job. Hypocrite smh

I freaking lost it when kelly out of no where just dissing that dude!

Kevin calls out 'a shawl' LOL.

Man, I miss Patrice O'Neil. Patrice would've kept developing and would've been an ally against PC culture. We lost him way too soon.

I feel the same way as a laborer when I see the officer workers to be honest.

I've done warehousing and yes the forklift is dangerous, the baler not so much unless you climb in after the cardboard and get someone else to close the door and hit the switch. Supermarkets even have them where teenagers work after school use them. Why it's so dangerous down there is because of Michael

@misanthr0pic

3 ай бұрын

Usually you have to be 18 to work the baler.

Take them at the same time 😂😂

Take them at the same time 😂

"Shenanigans, foolishnes, Nerf ball"🤣

Lmfao Kelly 😂

“Excuse me sea monster you weigh like a thousand pounds”😂🐋

00:01 By now has the floor. Speaking of screwing things up. 🤓

“I worked in a warehouse, Mens Warehouse”. Classic.

Lenny a savage 😂😂 kelly DID insult the gentleman😂

R.I.P. Sea Monster!!

The thumbnail has Michael pointing to Toby saying you know this is your responsibility right? and Toby is looking back at Michael saying..... "you know if you put this in my hands I'm going to replace you and everyone you know". "and replace you with him right"

"Let me rephrase that." My boss has said this a few times after a comment.

Take them at the same time

I try my best to make my work environment very similar to this however I have been reprimanding numerous times.

From this episode on, Lenny was known as the “Sea Monster”😂😂😂

Toby is like a bizarre version of Droopy

“Yeah? I bet you’d like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn’t you?”

Toby was one of the writers of the show.