Chris's solutions to his own hypotheticals are always either murder or suicide

@GammaX13

4 жыл бұрын

Boiling milk

@AlmightySmorg

4 жыл бұрын

Or shove something up his peehole

@idontknowleavemealoneplease

4 жыл бұрын

I mean most of his hypotheticals don't have too many outs.

@LordCuckoldacus

4 жыл бұрын

@@idontknowleavemealoneplease they dont have any outs, they change til the only option is death

@leemo731

4 жыл бұрын

Or a murder suicide!

Chris reaction upon realizing someone is mortal would be to kill them

@thehillz726

4 жыл бұрын

He's under the assumption that we are all immortal so he can't slay us

@flooghini5248

4 жыл бұрын

@@thehillz726 It's a catastrophe waiting to happen...

@supertaoman12

4 жыл бұрын

DO YOU BLEED?

@mikekazz5353

4 жыл бұрын

So Chris would pull off a Captain America move with a trash can lid, he'll be Admiral Ireland.

@lopamurble4056

4 жыл бұрын

This is why Chris is trapped on top of an island in the sky, where only the most powerful beings are allowed entrance to his domain(Ding Dong, Zach, Tomar, Julian, etc...).

“STOP USING THE BLUR EFFECT” “HE’S GETTING ANGRIER”

@Beans-in3ku

4 жыл бұрын

I put in the nintendo cartridge and the nostalgia critic and peter griffin bled at me

@raimbowdash360

4 жыл бұрын

666th like oh no

@chlotootolhc

4 жыл бұрын

You, I like you

@barnie07

4 жыл бұрын

“He’s getting angry eyes!”

@demoninblack6011

4 жыл бұрын

*STRONGER

“His power is to be a tiny man.” -Dingus Dongus, 2019

@nexokor6091

4 жыл бұрын

"Ant Man", 2015

@stonecalm5532

4 жыл бұрын

*It doesn’t mean anything*

@leaffinite3828

4 жыл бұрын

Thats my fave line

@Eveoriginalsinner

4 жыл бұрын

Me describing why I love ant man to my friends

@arealhuman826

10 сағат бұрын

i wish i had that power

I just want a animated series of Ding Dong dealing with unusual supernatural entities in the most laziest and most bored fashion.

@exzyyd392

4 жыл бұрын

*creepy mask floats through wall* What is that? Chriiiis, they don't do that. Chris!

@WoodlandDrake

4 жыл бұрын

Shit, Nickalodeon should pick that up.

@CarbonPanther

4 жыл бұрын

I don't wann be that guy, but for me that sounds like One Punch Man.

@carlos-zy7vx

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarbonPanther It really doesnt

@extxvlogs

4 жыл бұрын

@@CarbonPanther And yet, here you are, being that man...

I love when Chris says, "He turns the NERF gun black and white" and no one questions wtf that even means or why he would do that haha. Such an overlooked moment.

@patfanrj

Жыл бұрын

I always figured it was a reference to that episode of The Powerpuff Girls where that clown turns evil and turns everything black and white.

@A_Black_Sheep94

Жыл бұрын

It's cause TVs used to be black and white and he came out one.

The repeated old man groaning turning Chris into an old man at the beginning kills me

@MrSketchyPlays

4 жыл бұрын

He mimic the same bizarre sound mick does almost immediately I love him

@elsquisheeone

4 жыл бұрын

Mick has the power to drain people's lifespans

@cc1093

4 жыл бұрын

I'm oooold I'M OOOOOOOOOLD

@JasonX920

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my days in high school where me and a few friends would randomly start groaning at each other for no reason

@Ademskii

4 жыл бұрын

It's the most underrated part imo I die every time I see it

There's a very weird existential horror to punishing your kids by making them sit in front of a television and watch an old VCR of a man you can't quite make out standing far away in an empty field. For some reason that seems like it would be traumatizing without any real explanation why.

@sirmumbopxiv3084

4 жыл бұрын

He'd end up being their Sleep Paralysis demon

@bluegum6438

3 жыл бұрын

The situation of a stranger staring at you in an open space is primally terrifying. You can't escape from them easily, there's nowhere to hide, and their intentions are unknown. The TV can't be reasoned with or questioned, and the man will never lose interest in staring you, making it almost like a still image of a skull in terms being a symbol of lizard-brain anxiety.

@kingtreedede7303

3 жыл бұрын

Because they won’t understand it and it’s gonna stick with them for the rest of their lives

@idiothead5511

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluegum6438 the fact that its an open space also makes it unambiguous that hes looking at you

@zeusskateboarding9161

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be sure to use it on my kids

God you nailed the animation of him flipping up the wall.

@tobynhenry3977

4 жыл бұрын

he did indeed

@faluntomelanis168

4 жыл бұрын

He did, indeed.

@RichardCox0

4 жыл бұрын

Hecking perfect 👌

@adecenthuman7952

4 жыл бұрын

I much prefer the animation of Chris walking home from buying snacks

@Humblemumble7

4 жыл бұрын

Zanytiger6 You know, that’s actually brilliant to notice that. If you hadn’t pointed that out I wouldn’t have even thought about it. And It’s really seamless like it was set up in such a way that makes it appear like they were describing what the animator had already done. But of course the audio came first. I swear on multiple viewings I’m really starting to appreciate how this animation is damn near perfect in its flow and how natural it seems. Some times it takes someone to point out their perspective on things for you to notice how nuanced and brilliant something truly is.

Ding Dong and Julian are the blurry ones now, so far away...

@Erik_Scott

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@giovanniaguilar5900

4 жыл бұрын

Arin did this, never forget that

@Whatever-pb2dy

4 жыл бұрын

Poor eggman.

@tahirallita

4 жыл бұрын

Man, that sucks

@tyneman978

4 жыл бұрын

hehe

If I lost track of a blurry tiny man inside my home I wouldn’t be able to sleep because I’d worry about waking up to him standing on my nose with a tooth pick aimed at my eyes.

@Yimyimyimyim277

4 жыл бұрын

Madison I don’t want him to crawl into my ears

@generalrubbish9513

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dover939 It would have cost you nothing to NOT say that, but you did. Anyway, sign me up.

@michaelfixedsys7463

4 жыл бұрын

If it where more than one you'd have to be worried about that

@chaoscrab

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dover939 Zach is that you?

@princeramblerose

3 жыл бұрын

what if he caught bugs around your house and put them all into your mouth when you were sleeping? or he could just be a weird little tiny roommate idk

2:53 Julian going "UUMMPHH!!!" brings me life.

@shanecourt7515

4 жыл бұрын

And he goes hmph hm-hm-hmph hmph hmph

@planetpuce6971

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the sound he makes when he falls very far and hits the ground

@ford_rangerxl

4 жыл бұрын

2:55

@s3dchr

4 жыл бұрын

@@planetpuce6971 Is it also the sound when him and Ding Dong leave the channel?

@Hyenaguy

4 жыл бұрын

uumphh~

"Misbehaving children have to watch the man" legitimately sounds like a creepypasta, like about an older brother and a younger brother that had a foreign grandpa that when they'd misbehave he would make them watch an old video of a far shot of a dark, distant figure and everytime they'd watch it the figure got closer to the camera and the younger brother starts acting out and rebelling so the family tells the older brother they took him to juvie or something and years later he asks the grandpa about his brother and he tells him the Man took him

@ruggiebuggie3195

3 жыл бұрын

Stephen King has a short story almost like that with a polaroid camera that only develops photos of a dog and each photo is the dog getting closer. It gets to a point where the dog climbs out of the photograph (kinda like The Ring)

@andrewgarcia6724

3 жыл бұрын

Is it ok if I take this.

@tylercoon1791

2 жыл бұрын

@@ruggiebuggie3195 that is the exact opposite of a horror story. Free dogs

@some_condiment

Жыл бұрын

@@ruggiebuggie3195 that sounds a lot like SCP-1471

@turbomunch

Жыл бұрын

its not that deep 🤤

Something about Chris immediately jumping to murdering someone, simply because he can't quite make them out in the darkness of the night, cracks me up.

"If I saw that damn thing in my living room I would stomp on it until it was a small brown stain."

@Puvwilmo00

4 жыл бұрын

*b r o w n* stain on my *b r o w n* brick

@AdibasWakfu

3 жыл бұрын

it would just noclip thru you and permanently make your saturation zero in places where it did.

@person9605

3 жыл бұрын

i would stomp on it until it was a small blurry stain

The fact that he's wearing a beanie and a hoodie, assuming the others are just naked scares me

@wef6146

3 жыл бұрын

I love that Mick isn't even allowed on the couch cause he's a guest and he has to sit on the communal stool.

@quartch7650

2 жыл бұрын

@@wef6146 the twist is he chose the stool on his own volition, to avoid their naked sweaty bods

@thehammurabichode7994

Ай бұрын

​@@wef6146That's actually a power-move. ... Sorry. They seem to be getting along in this. Shouldn't bring up all that ugliness

Julian and Ding Dong will always be missed, but Oneyplays will always be good

@DotDot_Studio

4 жыл бұрын

Not'The ChosenJuan what happened with them?

@WadBex

4 жыл бұрын

Tysteria I believe that they left to work on their own private projects. Either a lack of time or large distance between them and Oney is keeping them from regularly popping in to hangout. I’d appreciate it if somebody could correct anything I got wrong.

@maxcopparstad3819

4 жыл бұрын

i dont know i can keep wathing i love chis but its whit the ding dong and julius

@TheMentalPsycho

4 жыл бұрын

@@pinio5132 not as plain as game grumps. Our boi Chris is too autistic for it to be that plain

@TheD3Zone

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you make fun of the super megalodon lads.

0:16 “put on the video of the man.” “no.” “NO”

@Recongamer_2010

3 жыл бұрын

@phord it's the only thing I ask of you my sweet misbehaving children

@radvi

3 жыл бұрын

@recongamer 2010 it’s just a really far shadow of a man

@Recongamer_2010

3 жыл бұрын

@@radvi hahaha like a wide shot in a middle field

@EbolaClown

3 жыл бұрын

@@Recongamer_2010 That sounds fucking creepy

@Recongamer_2010

3 жыл бұрын

@@EbolaClown like a grey desert like a ring sequel

“He’s a tiny man running around. It doesn’t mean anything” The fact that a supernatural, tiny person loose in someone’s house doesn’t mean anything to DingDong is so hilarious. It’s like not even a mysterious, cursed being entering our reality is enough to take DD out of his perpetually lethargic and bored state of mind.

2:53 "Uh- it bounces off of him, and he goes *MMM-"*

@_ArmIa

3 жыл бұрын

‘Cause he got hurt by a trash can lid!

@tomburrows4007

3 жыл бұрын

Mmfh mmfhf mfmfjfjfk

The end with Ding Dong and Julian fading away is so sad

@bicholouco1281

4 жыл бұрын

fuck this animator, man, that shit made me cry

@Spaghoolie

4 жыл бұрын

The pain I feel now is the happiness I felt before. That's the deal.

@sekurityo

4 жыл бұрын

Ding dang and guulian got in a car crash and fucking died it was epic

@smactork

4 жыл бұрын

@@EndyStar they died on their way back to Ding Dong's planet

@swordguy6368

4 жыл бұрын

@@EndyStar Became game developers I think.

i like how this implies that in oney’s view, anything that can be hurt by a trash can lid is better off dead

Oh no, the boys Gaussian Blur'ed away!

I love how ding dong just has simple peaceful answers, for the tiny blurry man.

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

there's nothing peaceful about murdering people, even if they're tiny and blurry.

I wonder if this is where Zach got the idea for bliblies in Smiling Friends

@xXxDurandalxXx

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same damn thing after rewatching this

@_trashmandan_2903

3 жыл бұрын

Tomar what if there were little purple characters running under your fridge

@oceanman7176

2 жыл бұрын

@@_trashmandan_2903 I guess I would be upset

The blurry blood on the knife was perfect! Nice attention to detail!

This is my favorite Oneyplays animated, from the way Chris shrivels up while doing the old man groan at the beginning to the way the tiny blurry man flops on the wall. It’s perfect 10/10

Do NOT be blurry near Oney, he doesn't have a blur gland and it scares him.

*"u n d e r t h e k i t c h e n f r i d g e"*

@morganfisher4396

4 жыл бұрын

Disgruntled Mural I’m so glad he clarified it was a kitchen fridge and not a bathroom fridge

@Joey_Star_

4 жыл бұрын

As opposed to my dining room fridge

@kerouaclebain1148

4 жыл бұрын

I S w h e r e I d r e w S o m e b l o o d

@_Phantasm

4 жыл бұрын

Not my bedroom fridge certainly

@bubonic019

4 жыл бұрын

Now if it was the laundry room fridge, we'd have some problems

I miss Ding Dong and Julian.

@justinkoprowski8443

4 жыл бұрын

Where’d they go?

@ShwintyKat

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinkoprowski8443 They got hit by some microwaves and evaporated

@Banomaninator

4 жыл бұрын

At least they stream on Twitch fairly frequently.

@Banomaninator

4 жыл бұрын

@gamewizard I Here ya go. They haven't streamed in a week right now, but they USUALLY stream frequently. twitch.tv/DingDongVG

@DBAeterna92

3 жыл бұрын

We all do.

This was one of Julian's best hypotheticals

@insidiousy

11 ай бұрын

"Perfectly lit dark alley" still rings in my head to this day.

0:05 Mick OHHH'd the moisture out of Chris' body.

I like how Chris diffuses the nerf gun and nobody questions the logic

"The blurry man fell out of the tv again, mom." *"I TOLD YOU TO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE!!!"*

If I take my glasses off, I become surrounded by horrifying blurry people.

Everything was extremely creepy and genuinely kinda freaked me out until Chris mentioned the part about him just falling out of the tv and being small.

@thehammurabichode7994

7 күн бұрын

"Falling out of the TV and being small" lol. Good stuff 👍

I love that there isn't enough room on the couch for guests so Mick had to pull up an old wooden chair

1:47 The way Chris repeats “the wall” so many times is weirdly intoxicating

@thehammurabichode7994

Ай бұрын

Wasn't expecting the fourth time. That got me.

i loved the movements of the little man, it was just unsettlingly fast enough. good shit lol

Oney tweeted about this. Time to watch all of your videos

The laugh at 2:56 has the most chaotic and frantic energy I have ever seen and it frightens me

“Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I’d stomp on it until it was a small brown stain.” -Chills

Ding Dong's old man voice fucking kills me every time because I just imagine him actually sounding like that when he gets old

Ding Dong's ability to consistently not care is amazing.

One of my favorite moments, so nice to see it animated! Julian's voice for the blurry man in the alley is so great.

All oney animation are ending with ding and Jew leaving and it’s kinda sad

@latinospammer8441

4 жыл бұрын

Lol jew

@Attakijing

4 жыл бұрын

its because they need to come the fuck back

@bert7651

4 жыл бұрын

@@Attakijing And give CTR a proper play through.

@ImmaLittlePip

4 жыл бұрын

It's the jontron era all over again

@handsomebrick

4 жыл бұрын

@@ImmaLittlePip Not really because the new guys are kind of watchable.

Impressed by the animation of the man flipping up the wall! Great scene and great animated

“I’d run at him and kill him” has me in tears every time

I love that dude on the left just goes "Oh. OH!" and withered Chris into an old man

@ShaneJackson1985

4 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@reuben8531

Жыл бұрын

Mick?

The Blurry Man just ended up being sort of cute. Especially with his weird little "floppy wall" climb. Edit: Oh and the fact that you can hurt him with a trash lid.

Sometimes I feel bad for the blurry man in the perfectly lit dark alley.

@DontRespectTheUS

Жыл бұрын

He’s like White Noise from Venture Brothers

Whenever they have conversations like this, it sounds like a weird dnd campaign.

@hanasong8013

4 жыл бұрын

*furiously taking notes*

0:06 l like how he just sucks out chrises life force

@TheGreatShambala

4 жыл бұрын

And then chris withers

@thehammurabichode7994

7 күн бұрын

​@TheGreatShambala Chris Withers is my favorite weatherman that only talks about *gray paste* (I haven't seen OneyPlays in forever / not a huge fan, but I think this is pretty swell)

...It bounces off of him and he goes *MMMPH* ...

@mouseonthestreets8675

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Machina what did he do to deserve getting killed? He wasn’t threatening him at all.

@thatoneguy4452

4 жыл бұрын

He was just an ordianry man who was unfortunately stricken with bluriness and Chris decided to throw a trashcan lid at him and stab him to death.

@Pleasestoptalkingthanks

4 жыл бұрын

Why was he hiding in an alley at night if hes so peaceful??

@thatoneguy4452

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pleasestoptalkingthanks He could've been walking to the store for all we know.

1:39 when your improv partner aint havin it

I love ding dongs logical and normal approach to the wacky situations everyone comes up, I'm gonna miss them both, RIP it's such a shame they had to die in such a horrific and tragic way ;-;

@storyman385

4 жыл бұрын

Anipix Wait he died?!

@Anipixelz

4 жыл бұрын

@@storyman385 Yes that is why they aren't on the channel anymore, honestly its so fucked how good people have to die man :(

@thrashsuxballs

4 жыл бұрын

Story Man Yeah he apparently was one of the passengers aboard Korean flights 747 that crashed somewhere in Columbia. It’s actually pretty messed up.

@thrashsuxballs

4 жыл бұрын

Nub no

@Mothwater

3 жыл бұрын

@@nub9562 no but they did die

You know what I love? This narrative all started with a sound effect. "Ooh"

"hey, um-" "ohhh" "um-" *_"OHHHH"_* _"ᵒʰʰʰʰʰ"_

I'm 100% sure that this inspired the little wall guys in "smiling friends"

Nice attention to detail addressing Julians missing ring finger at the end.

@Cruddyhands

4 жыл бұрын

Ohe no

@mistercmills

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cruddyhands Just a jape my friend. I've enjoyed all of your animateds. Keep up the good work.

@Cruddyhands

4 жыл бұрын

I knew I'd fuck it up somehow smdh

@mistercmills

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cruddyhands Don't worry about it. Knowing this fanbase I'm sure it'll just become another part of the lore. Like it was claimed by the forest nymph that took Julians eye, and it will continue to take more of Julian until there is none remaining.

@briancahill9594

4 жыл бұрын

Who knew Julian was an Assassin lol

Please upload a 1 hour loop of "The Man" with that creepy sound effect

3:01 Just noticed the blood on the knife is also blurry. Nice touch.

This would unironically be a good SCP.

@hanasong8013

4 жыл бұрын

Brb..

@benarmstrong6904

4 жыл бұрын

Not really

@Swordsoulreaver

4 жыл бұрын

You could just throw the trash can lid then kill him

@hanasong8013

4 жыл бұрын

@@Swordsoulreaver Not all SCPs have to be dangerous or powerful. A magic VHS tape that creates a 1-inch, endlessly blurry man from your TV screen is perfectly viable as an SCP.

@hanasong8013

3 жыл бұрын

@The Impure Lucario Formerly A Pure Lucario Chris mentions how he's a "fully grown human male", he's just small and blurry. That fact alone makes him a Euclid, because he has the ability to plan ahead and make strategy. However... the VHS tape itself is a safe, because it doesn't do anything until it's played. So the tape would be an SCP-XXX, and The Man would be and SCP-XXX-B. The tape is Safe, but The Man is Euclid, which might also give the tape Euclid status.

3:04 hits harder now than ever

Smiling Friends Vibes

The muffled scream gets me everytime

dude, this HAS to be the inspiration for the blurblees from the smiling friends pilot.

0:59 the way the music cuts out as The Man falls out of the screen is Chef's Kiss

Mick high-fiving Julian while saying “Yeah dude!” is really funny to me

I had wanted this bit to be animated so much to the point considering animating it myself. Thanks for making this, and thanks for making 1:46 look exactly how I pictured it in my head.

I love how Chris says “and he’s blurry” as if that proves something about his abilities or intelligence

@thehammurabichode7994

7 күн бұрын

*What a powerful profile picture*

This feels like Chris trying to DM a DnD game that DingDong isn't cooperating with

I like how this all started from the sentence "My favorite video is the one of the man."

1:23 I dont know why this hi five a year later still makes me smile :)

The little static man reminds me of the bliblie's from Smiling Friends.

@Revealingstorm.

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@silverpsy7760

4 жыл бұрын

What if that’s the inspiration!! :000

"Misbehaving children need to watch the Man." I'm struggling to breathe.

0:06 Mick's power to age Chris is hella funny

This has to be where the bliblies came from in smiling friends

I love when Chris shrivels up

The tiny blurry man is everyone when youtube runs at 144p

Ding Dong and Julian turning blurry at the end hurt my heart. I’m gonna miss those guys.

I've seen this video an ALARMING number of times

We’ll take control... bliblie control... call now!!

If I'm sad i watch this video and all is right in the world

the spooky little shadow figure running under the fridge at 1:14 is genuinely unsettling

2:16 I just realized that Mick because blurrier here. That’s beautiful.

This is how Zack got the idea for blibblies, you can't convince me otherwise

the first bit of this is the funniest shit ever

tiny blurry man is my favorite lemon demon song.

2:53 is my favorite part because of the muffled shout Julian makes, lmao

Little did they know his weakness was trash can lids, NOT KNIVES.

Im convinced that the blurred man was trying to live his life, but the the gang just keeps assaulting him and eventually kills him

"I'd be scared of a tiny man loose in my apartment." I'd imagine it would be like Cronos and Kratos 🤣

When I have kids I’m gonna make them watch The Man from Stanistan to punish them for misbehaving,

Hahaha, what a funny animation and a great attention to detail! I really love how the blood on the knife is also blurry xD

Imagine infinity war but oney plays Ding dong would funne scream as he dies

This is such a great animation. You clearly put in extra effort to really nail even the tiniest details, like how there's a gunk trail behind the oven, and the way the tiny man falls out of the TV like a cardboard toy. The high five portraying a shared perspective of the level of worry, and of course how the tiny man climbs up the wall. Excellent hypothetical, excellent animation.

@Andrew228399

4 жыл бұрын

I also love how you have the haunting sound cut in and out comedically.

There was a short horror film called the French Doors that had some blurry creepy shape man in it. Freaked me out as a kid.

If something was blurry, i mean "physically" blurry, in real life, thats the point where you ctrl alt del the entire planet

I like the thumbnail. He's just like "Okay, give it to me now"