as a german his logic is absolutely relatable

@AashuFC7

Жыл бұрын

1k likes and no reply?

@sophiefretter3313

Жыл бұрын

@@AashuFC7 depressing, isn’t it?

@The_real_Goat_7

Жыл бұрын

​@@sophiefretter3313 Schaust du Fußball

@McNojo

5 ай бұрын

@@sophiefretter3313 i dont know ...writing something on the internet with thousands of views but no complaints or criticism is pretty rare so actually an honor no ?

@sophiefretter3313

5 ай бұрын

@@McNojo well who even could reply? only a german could relate to the video and therefore to my comment. but given the german efficiency (😉😌) there is nothing left to say. i still appreciate the thought of an honor tho:)

only German people can understand the pain of trying to speaking English but knowing that you have this wiard accent

@xiaxiabaolan

Жыл бұрын

true XDDDD

@Yes-Bean

Жыл бұрын

I love how I grew up in germany and everyone (including the teachers) had the german accent

@muscledavis5434

Жыл бұрын

Hihihi you said Sack

@oMaxPower0

Жыл бұрын

Im german

@flo5862

Жыл бұрын

@@muscledavis5434 haha sorry but my phone tries to make german words out of my i englisch

“I never would eated… scrambled egg with ketchup.. what is this” that had me in tears I was not expecting that💀🤣😂😂😂

@maaliko1386

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tinig2164

2 жыл бұрын

I mean i eat pasta with ketchup but I would NEVER eat eggs with ketchup😂

@user-fv3iw9kv7h

2 жыл бұрын

He literally made scrambled eggs with the english language lool

@bobmendoza2450

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinig2164 4 real 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️. It’s the fucking same thing. FFS Timo!

@company5685

2 жыл бұрын

He said i never would eat it

English people: we're always amazed how well Germans speak English. Timo Werner: hold my beer

@nmmknh8997

Жыл бұрын

You should hear English people talk German 🤣

@clintwestwood3046

Жыл бұрын

@@nmmknh8997 *speak

@comradecameron3726

Жыл бұрын

@@nmmknh8997 We are trying out best. Sorry it’s so scuffed.

@alisha5207

Жыл бұрын

More like hold me beer.

@RavenPaven

Жыл бұрын

@@comradecameron3726 English was literally based from a westgermanic language, so how can the original be scuffed ?

Timo is like a kid that makes everyone laugh without doing anything

@bobphigglebottom2839

2 жыл бұрын

Tru tru🤣

@zlatan8658

2 жыл бұрын

Zlatan does nothing when everyone laughs

@bobphigglebottom2839

2 жыл бұрын

@@zlatan8658 yooooo zlatan is zlatan and zlatan no laugh everyone laugh

@rixo4812

Жыл бұрын

Its tru but He is one of the best football players in the World

@emiliospowerballer1441

Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

"I love ur shoes" "I love it too" 😂😂😂

@alianuchuks2130

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lodovico2811

2 жыл бұрын

Them *

@freefallmatter

2 жыл бұрын

Haaland " that's my boy"

@kevinranka

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoiXq5uGmNrAhNI.html

@sirtaytoii5141

2 жыл бұрын

When he sticks his foot out 😂😂😂

This guy has the most German humor I’ve ever seen, and it’s hilarious,

@ZXboom...10

Жыл бұрын

Thomas Muller is entering

@AbCd-lw5vs

4 ай бұрын

Humour*

@newgamerboy7815

Ай бұрын

​@@AbCd-lw5vsBritish english humour american english humor

The fact he's German with a lisp, and a sense of humour. That just makes everything better.

@KilianSeanS

2 жыл бұрын

What does that fact he's German have to do with anything?

@Vishan24

2 жыл бұрын

@@KilianSeanS German people living outside of England, or who aren't mixed are known to have a very stoic face and little sense of humour. Werner has banter, he's one of the few Germans with a good sense of humour. Another example would be Vettel fron Formula One.

@TheOriginalBijamist

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vishan24 Klopp

@futdraftfan7147

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheOriginalBijamist boom

@plasticboy81

2 жыл бұрын

Thats two famous germans who have a sense of Humor. Maybe you should learn german and know more germans before making such a comment. Because i bet these rumours came from ww2 English people to discredit germans. Because Its total nonsense that germans dont have humor

Werner speaking German: What a reasonable smart young man. Werner speaking English: Someone hug this sweet innocent child!

@DavisGlas

2 жыл бұрын

In german it's the same

@georgeupsetyt5558

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂 he speaks reasonably in German

@yodukenukem

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not that smart but at least he understands the language then

@kloschuessel773

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he is quite stupid

@prabalpanjabi6641

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAJA

I mean he’s not even trying to be funny which is why he makes us laugh

@sweatydumored2383

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@zeyadagha2222

2 жыл бұрын

Thomas muller is the funniest german

@tarek2304

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeyadagha2222 poldi is

@justafunnyclown6831

2 жыл бұрын

@@zeyadagha2222 no he is not he is just cringey

@zeyadagha2222

2 жыл бұрын

@@justafunnyclown6831 Lewangoalski

"Do you cry when you cut onions?" "No, cuz I don't have them" Timo is so funny cuz he takes everything so literally

We love Timo. Such a dude. Humble guy, funny guy. If he could hit a barn door from 5 yards out he'd already be a Chelsea legend.

@gandalf_thegrey

Жыл бұрын

The funny thing: When at Leipzig the only two things he was good at were: Running and hitting a barn from 5 yards out.

Werner's English in der Kategorie: "I'm early, also ich bin ehrlich"

@jannelx9364

2 жыл бұрын

Kann man besser nicht sagen

@vincentprothmann9104

2 жыл бұрын

sein englisch ist doch voll in ordnung…

@lonelycrona2388

2 жыл бұрын

@@vincentprothmann9104 besser als der durchschnitt definitiv, als ehemaliger englischstudent tut es halt ein bisschen weh :D aber kann man nix daran aussetzen

@lukasjackle130

2 жыл бұрын

So schlecht ist sein Englisch gar nicht, bin ich ganz open und early

@OzyMandias13

2 жыл бұрын

It's pathetic how people slag him off as being kind of dense and awkward when he is communicating in a second language. I can tell you, most English under 30 can barely speak English, much less any other language.

This guy seems genuinely nice, im sad people still bully him because of his performance

@augustopasquier7895

2 жыл бұрын

He will inprove, but even at the end he was important scoring that opener goal against my team Real Madrid.

@albinokanickel4492

2 жыл бұрын

He wasnt that bad tho. Sure some very idiotic mistakes but he scored important goals and achieved further important assists.

@aldrichhf35

2 жыл бұрын

@@albinokanickel4492 yes, he would be better if he just do assist because how good his pass is and how god awful his shot when infront of goal

@caidencavallone7410

2 жыл бұрын

Well He's making more a month than every one of them would make in fifty years

@ObviouslyDeven

2 жыл бұрын

@@aldrichhf35 Funnily enough, at Leipzig and Stuttgart, he was pretty awful at passing. He was only good at scoring goals. Surprising what a different formation does to a man..

Thomas Muller: finally a worthy opponent

"I love your shoes" "I love them too" my man missed chances on and off the field

@christopherstein2024

Ай бұрын

It's a good reply.

He seems so innocent, almost like a kid's brain in a grown-up 😭😂

@OzyMandias13

2 жыл бұрын

So I guess you probably do a lot of interviews in German? And when you do, you come off like Jason Statham?

@alessandrotorres3537

2 жыл бұрын

@@OzyMandias13 I don't think he's talking about his English but rather what he says or the way he explains things

@OzyMandias13

2 жыл бұрын

@@alessandrotorres3537 Yeah. What he says and the where he explains things in English. Do you speak a second language? Have you seen them do interviews in German? It's not the same. Just like most people doing interviews in a second language. They tend to say things in a funny way because mastering a second language is challenging.

@alessandrotorres3537

2 жыл бұрын

@@OzyMandias13 I speak five languages and yeah I get your point, it's just that I thought that he was referring to that rather than his English

@SampsfaN

2 жыл бұрын

@@OzyMandias13 whoa calm down dude no need to get agitated. I'm not a native English speaker myself so I know very well how difficult it is. I said that with a positive connotation, wasn't mocking Timo in any manner.

Timo is the most lovable guy on the planet.

@Asendra01

2 жыл бұрын

*Kanté enters the chat*

@justaperson1557

2 жыл бұрын

Nah bro that's kante

@JR_24_

2 жыл бұрын

No kante

@Nick-ir9pt

2 жыл бұрын

1. Kante 2. Timo Both from Chelsea

@martialjordan8225

2 жыл бұрын

Nah most hated

He's so German that he knows exactly every molecule in his body, so for his own health he doesn't eat onions.

im so glad this comedy legend is joining spurs

0:42 Woman: - You cry when you cut an onion? Werner: - No. Woman: - That's quite hard... Werner: - Because I don't have them! (Genius)

@mattbogo_

2 жыл бұрын

Were people jealous of you for knowing how to do a rubik's cube? Timo- NO THEY DONT CARE

@kevinranka

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoiXq5uGmNrAhNI.html

@don_forti

2 жыл бұрын

That was the part 😂😂😂😂🤔

@xxlyoussefcool1871

2 жыл бұрын

Werner literally said he don’t have onions lol

@jeanwalesa

2 жыл бұрын

Werner answers "Because i don´t CUT them" ;)

I love his personality... he's not arrogant....he's funny and very humble...love seeing him and Chilwell and Mount being very good friend

@chelseafc469

2 жыл бұрын

Yes Werner, Chilwell and Mount is the best trio 😂

@mathewvanostin7118

2 жыл бұрын

Chelsea players have the weirdest names Chilwell Loftus cheeks 😂😂😂

@Billy-dm5pc

2 жыл бұрын

@@mathewvanostin7118 DRINK WATER

00:37 "Can you cut an onion?" "Yes but in my food i dont have it so i dont need to cut it" "Do you cry when you cut an onion?" "No" "Thats quit hard" "Yeah because i dont have them" 🤣

0:35 makes me laugh every time without fail, even when I know it's coming

Werner just lives life and says what he wants he’s real

@benyyyo

2 жыл бұрын

Hes just german 😂😂

@Burak-Kadir007

2 жыл бұрын

@@benyyyo better than English Kane guys 😂😂😂

@brskhy7591

2 жыл бұрын

@@benyyyo he‘th jutht german

@cb5364

2 жыл бұрын

@@brskhy7591 bro i m dying AHAHh

I like Werner. Hope he stays for a long time. And I hope he’s doing well mentally, and improve his finishing.

@grateful1310

2 жыл бұрын

he needs to go on loan he will improve this way i think

@NDSVM

2 жыл бұрын

Look how awesome he was in Leipzig, he never reached that level again in the long term.

@adnanassaf350

2 жыл бұрын

@@grateful1310 your giving me real Madrid vibes, werner is not a youngster who is yet to prove his skull on the pitch, he is undoubtedly close to a world class player

@makkrohero59

2 жыл бұрын

I personally think he will benefit from playing with Lukaku, well I hope so anyway.

@ObviouslyDeven

2 жыл бұрын

@@NDSVM because at Leipzig they played with 2 strikers. So when Werner wasn't confident enough, he could pass to poulsen. Or basically he knew poulsen was always a backup plan. This gave him more freedom. Also, he wasn't used as a Winger in Leipzig. Werner himself even said that he feels better playing with a second striker so there's that. Still, guy was still good while used as a Winger. Got almost as much assists as Sancho (who was hyped af) last season.

this is the most laughing I have ever seen by a German who was not a villain in a movie.

Love Timo and his crazy German humor

1:17 I just love how Timo was one with the paper

@linax6188

2 жыл бұрын

sorry for that

@krishi3504

2 жыл бұрын

@@linax6188 lmao no need to apologise, it made funnier 😂

@whoareyou3781

2 жыл бұрын

@@linax6188 lol

@DarkarThanBlack

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a pro tip for a writer. "Be one with the paper~"

@danishjamal1400

2 жыл бұрын

@@linax6188 at first I thought u purposely edit like that, it did work well like that tho 😂

Werner seems like a such a nice, happy, loveable bloke to hang out with

@kevinranka

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZoiXq5uGmNrAhNI.html

He is so humble and simple man with a big heart

"you cry when you cut an onion?" "no" Sigma grindset

U can't hate him even if he doesn't score alot anymore Edit: wtf happened in the comments 😂

@flux3692

2 жыл бұрын

he will with lukaku dont worry bro

@mdswinner9290

2 жыл бұрын

@@flux3692 He is not going to play with Lukaku

@TmWastr

2 жыл бұрын

@@flux3692 lukaku scores not him bro

@embonaldo

2 жыл бұрын

@@mdswinner9290 he’s playing LF bro next to lukaku

@monkeyspoon8255

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone says about his goal scoring , he actually plays really well on the left wing , got loads of assists last season

Thomas Mueller the unfunny comedian and Timo Werner the funny non-comedian. Wow German team is a real gem😂

@RaygunzGOAT

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@shawty-.-

2 жыл бұрын

Actually Müller is a funny guy. One of the most in the world of football.

@fluff5

2 жыл бұрын

Muller is funny

@rakmakraul5964

2 жыл бұрын

Only German people think Mueller ist funny

@Maziomix

2 жыл бұрын

@@rakmakraul5964 yes because Müller can only speak German

Muller: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.

Imagine WERNER and Haaland sitting together for an interview !! Haaland is just an upgrade for WERNER !!

@MrTobi-zl4wl

2 жыл бұрын

Bruder du killst mich hahahaaha

@SwarajBawankar

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrTobi-zl4wl ??

@MrTobi-zl4wl

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwarajBawankar Bro you are killing me

@triggerfinger7831

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, Werner is an upgrade of Haaland....at least at the interviewing part

@khalidrachman729

2 жыл бұрын

The first half was good, the second was shit

He is a genuine dude just a little off his game but he will get back up he’s showing his determination everytime he is onthe pitch he is just so close to the goals

@gabrielchinzz3332

Жыл бұрын

Guess what man's back at Leipzig.....

He’s at his funniest when he’s 1 on 1 with the keeper 😂

That final with 'i don't understand but we win the trophy yeah next question' brilliant🤣🤣

Thomas Müller wont be happy Timo is being called the funniest german

@loganwarner176

2 жыл бұрын

get it, lewanGOALski?

@yodukenukem

2 жыл бұрын

Thing is everyone be saying that he’s the funniest but if you understand him, most of his jokes are pretty unfunny and even a little childish… not that being childish is a problem, but usually grown ups wouldn’t laugh about such stuff It’s more like his funny presence on and off the pitch which makes people say that…

@carlkontermann5637

2 жыл бұрын

Thomas Muller has not once been funny

When Haaland song was played at 0:17 I burst out laughing 🤣🤣 that was soOoOo good

@samsoa19

2 жыл бұрын

THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS???

@A____B

2 жыл бұрын

The Kygo Wo song

@weg5856

2 жыл бұрын

rossi bar erstes lied war haaland

@elianleal1934

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

You’ve clearly never heard of Sebastien Vettel. 100% owns the title belt for funniest German.

@buffalosowljah373

2 жыл бұрын

klopp and vettel.. way up there for the funniest germans

@eddi9382

6 ай бұрын

Sind beide nicht lustig 😂

“I love your shoes” “i love them too” 😂😂😂

I love Timo so much. Good luck for him this season. 1️⃣1️⃣🇩🇪

U have to love him

He is an adult with the heart mind and felling of a kid and I respect that

I miss him

honestly fair play to him, i could not speak german as well as he speaks english

0:59 "I don't understand the question but I don't care" I wish I could be direct like this to people 🤣🤣

The english player on his team who eates scrambled egg and ketchup is definitely masoun mount

Miss this guy at Chelsea ! Miss those times❤

@Ooth9999

7 ай бұрын

I know for a fact you don’t miss how bad he was on the ball

I love the hand gesture at 1:01 because it underlines his cluelessness of the question. I am also so happy for him that the English fans seem to admire him more than the German fans. In the first season of RB Leipzig in the Bundesliga, he made an absolut pathetic dive against Schalke 04. After this, the most of the German football fans hated him. Him playing at Leipzig did not make it better.

@i..9339

2 жыл бұрын

1 dive lol, almost every player dives

@fettegurke2447

2 жыл бұрын

@@i..9339 that isn't an excuse

@GuslanYoyowpo

2 жыл бұрын

Werner speaking english with sign language

@ChocoladeKiss

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn’t only about the dive, it was about him lying about it in the after-match interview. It was an idiotic moment from him and the subsequent move to Leipzig and then him twerking for Bayern and later on slandering the BL didn’t really endear him to Germans.

@finnnn9685

2 жыл бұрын

i am german and i love him and all Germany love him wen i see that so much people whant that he have to kick out of chealsy is not nice and i think ther are much more German pepole how like Timo more than Englisch

Imagine an interview with Haaland and Werner

@TKDViktor95

2 жыл бұрын

Haaland's broken German and Werner's lisp hamdullah

@MrTobi-zl4wl

2 жыл бұрын

Ich schwöre lachkick

@tsitsi4426

2 жыл бұрын

Timo will say stupid guy and Harland will say he's sh..t

Who's here after Spurs transfer!

hes honest and genuine, i like him

in the end he meant that he likes watchng fortnite tournaments with commentary

"when somebody makes holes in others legs" now how the hell did he come up with that 😂🤣

@geronimo8159

2 жыл бұрын

I think his train of thought was smth like "hole"-er?

I love Timo man he is just awesome

I love your videos. They are very entertaining and help in bad times... ❤❤

this is funnier to me than it probably should be😭

He's a Chelsea legend already.. We love Timo xx

This brightened my day.

the last thing he says actually makes perfect sense. He says he enjoys watching streamers but also likes watching "streamers who watch streamers". Many streamers nowadays film themselves reacting to other streamers' gameplay. I can imagine that this isn't easy to explain if you don't yet speak english very well.

"I love them to" lol

man, you deserves MOOOORE subscribers... Bravo, cool editing 👏👏👏 🤣🤣 👍

His confidence is same as in front of the goal 🥅 😂😂

best 2 minutes of my life😂

Timo is a funny guy.

1:35 There you go, the reason why Timor keep missing in front of goal, poor guy :(

@ya.thegoat8795

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

Wow... First time I hear him speak. I did not see thar coming! 😄

"were people jealous because you were so good?" "no they didnt care"

The onion part LOL

He's so serious and didnt mean to make any joke and thats why he's funny

I love this guy so much 😭😭

I see no mask.. he's just being himself. Luckily Chelsea have this guy and every team needs a player like this in dressing room.

Timo is so wholesome. I can't believe people hate him cause of his performance

@maxhaste4968

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@James-vy5jg

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he is shite but no need to hate him

@BF2BURRITO

2 жыл бұрын

@@James-vy5jg no he’s not

@James-vy5jg

2 жыл бұрын

@@BF2BURRITO he is

@rickuu69

Жыл бұрын

sometimes he maybe good sometimes he maybe shict

Him trying to score is the funniest

Do you cry when you cut an onion? No because I don’t have them 🤣🤣🤣

I've watched this video at least 25 times

Es ist witzig zuzuhören wie Werner Englisch spricht😆

muller: finally a worthy opponet. our battle will be legendary

tbh, we germans laugh also laugh at him when he speaks german.

Love this man

Muller: And I Took That Personally

In germany we say: "Dorftrottel"

He just seems like the loveliest guy

I love him man, what a guy!

I just love seeing werner and haaland being interviewed 😂

They eat fried egg with ketchup "Wat is dis"

Whoever made this , you are the GOAT

These are the guys who makes the team spirit easy....

Some of the English players in my team they eat things I never would eated 😂😂😂

"yeah, some english players on my team eat things i. never. would. EATED." Timo Werner July 4, 2021.

I don't even know why I'm loving with this guy mate 😂

The funniest thing is that he already has more assists than Antony after playing once for Spurs

“When someone makes holes in others legs”💀

That "What is this?!?" gets me every time ✋🏼😭

I just love him

Love this guy!😂😁

“What is this” 😂😂