Never ask: A woman: her age A man: his salary Infinite comparison: how they got this info

@its_aviix123

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kevindurant7898

2 жыл бұрын

why

@imaginaryanimator500

2 жыл бұрын

Copy

@M14yearsago

2 жыл бұрын

A student: he's marksheet

@shellman1860

2 жыл бұрын

@@M14yearsago omg I thought this comment was made 13 years ago for a second 😂😂

This takes *"You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round"* into a whole new level.

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand speak brazil🤨

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@crystalblitz6180 The phrase in bold is a meme

@adarchive

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophisticatedmoai9740 I think they’re joking…

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@adarchive oh

“Your skin starts to heat up from the heat.” *Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.*

@scarasnumberone

2 жыл бұрын

GOD WHY IS THIS MAKING ME LAUGH-😭

@andregamerchoco1272

2 жыл бұрын

This is the good and old "fire burns" in a different version

@Leo58-

2 жыл бұрын

your body starts walking from your brain telling it to

@mariaportilho9919

2 жыл бұрын

@Agus Mh i mean it was his son/daughter so yea

@clown2657

2 жыл бұрын

Air is made out of air

I love how he just finds the most rare and unrealistic scenario

@afterdark1108

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@figure9883

2 жыл бұрын

Why did the father just have a bottle of chloroform?

@PeaPeaz

2 жыл бұрын

@@figure9883 He must've bought it

@asianguyimagicrenation

Жыл бұрын

Yes

Judge: “I find the defendant…” Judge: “Guilty of all charges, to 5 years in a federal prison.” Defendant: “Aw man.” *_[GOOD ENDING: They don’t get fried in a giant microwave.]_*

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

Best ending (u can't change my mind): it was just dream and they instead of getting fried in microwave they got freezed like some Blue bird that is from an game that has 7 chapters!

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

@@crystalblitz6180 that probably isn’t the best ending. The best ending for me: It was all just a dream.

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

@@megadethfan18 sim, mas seria legal morrer como personagem do jogo

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

@🫐Blxeberries🫐 yes

@abbyg3404

2 жыл бұрын

Make an extra where the father is found guilty of kidnapping someone who didn’t mean to run over that person, and killing someone in a microwave, and going cannibalistic and eating the person he kidnapped, then the judge puts him on death row but not before giving him a pill that makes him resurrect but he will be killed over and over again, the police using lethal injections, gas chambers, and more until the pill’s effect wears off and the father is put in the electric chair and dies because they all don’t seem happy. They all give him evil eyes and death stares.

We need a sequel to this story: DID THE FATHER GO TO JAIL?!?

@Steampunkk

2 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE!

@sleepingp1xie

2 жыл бұрын

*wait what?*

@icraveforbananas2481

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr Fish very nice

@maliathethirdacc

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr Fish rick roll

@uauausuuahshauaiausuuaususu

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Victim: “Please stop it!” Father: “It’s been 4 seconds!” Victim: “Please please please please...” Father: “Okay, okay, god!” [Good Ending: Father takes mercy.]

I feel like there's a whole lore about the car incident and the father.

@venthefish

2 жыл бұрын

same LMAO

@roninalpha1285

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: the father was the one driving the car but another person was inside the car is sleeping so he just swapped

@VloxyTsu

2 жыл бұрын

Same LMAO

@xdhh

2 жыл бұрын

@Comrade No

Mad respect to the guy they put in a giant microwave for this.

@lukapopov8550

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@ainerfed

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@guest521

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@its_only_abel

2 жыл бұрын

Joke is getting old

@mugiwara_no_ace

2 жыл бұрын

@@its_only_abel didn't ask.

This would be one of the most cruel forms of execution if it were real

@sofa_pina7230

2 жыл бұрын

Well there did used to be the brazen bull which was basically being cooked alive so technically it was real just not a microwave lol

@urfavleo07

2 жыл бұрын

@@sofa_pina7230 I-

@deadbarkalt5840

2 жыл бұрын

the thing is you’d die near immediately due to the intense radiation

@ArtscoStudioShorts

3 ай бұрын

microwaves dont heat up@@sofa_pina7230

@BradleyMendronTV

3 ай бұрын

​@@sofa_pina7230sounds delicious

you have to consider another factor. human body is likely

I love how he/she makes a story behind everything 👁️👄👁️👏🏼

@amirtham5783

2 жыл бұрын

Probably a he

@lilsams

2 жыл бұрын

@@amirtham5783 why assume?

@aaravshorts2325

2 жыл бұрын

Just use ‘they’ if you’re not sure 👍🏻

@atlaisthebest3803

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a he because at the end of his. Vids I have hearded his voice a lot

@amirtham5783

2 жыл бұрын

@@atlaisthebest3803 Are you sure it's infinite comparisions? I think it's watchdata who does that but idk if you are sure

After 5 minutes The father realises he traped the wrong person

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

Then the father of the dude that ran over the first father’s son does the same thing, then accidentally microwaves the wrong person again, then it just becomes an endless cycle of burning executions

@gaby-ko2lm

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophisticatedmoai9740 PAJAKKA

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

THATS FUCKED UP-

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@megadethfan18 no cap 💀

@bobbiekropka8890

2 жыл бұрын

And the father of the killed boi traps him in a microwave.

Can we just appreciate how the person who makes this videos always makes such thrilling prologues!

@pigthepig8510

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@jamesrichardson3205

2 жыл бұрын

Can we appreciate the person who tested this

@smudlle

2 жыл бұрын

ITS A LITTELAL PREDICTION

@Subkitter

2 жыл бұрын

@@smudlle You didn’t get what this comment is 🙁

@smudlle

2 жыл бұрын

@@Subkitter what is the comment about then xd

Alternative: When you're revived, you had revenge on the father (not your father)

@DallasKaiiran

2 жыл бұрын

It says we died

@sillyasterisk

2 жыл бұрын

how about we haunt him for the rest of his life if we’re a ghost ;]

@olivernunez7981

7 ай бұрын

@sillyasterisk Ghost Full Of NIGHTMARES!?

Moral: don’t run someone over by accident or you’ll be cooked by his father

Your channel makes me scared but at the same time this is fun to watch

@ct3786

2 жыл бұрын

How the hell does it make you scared 💀

@nurp9687

2 жыл бұрын

@@ct3786 it has so many facts plus idk how the heck he knows what's it like when ur feeling pain of something random like 😲

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

I love this channel Its so fun

Shoutout to the person who volunteered to be in the microwave

@DeviateWinn

2 жыл бұрын

he didnt its an estimation and i get the joke but this is a very overused one

@kippert8912

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't volunteer

@user-gv5re6bx8b

2 жыл бұрын

i’m gonna the that one person who can understand a good joke.

@tyler7402

2 жыл бұрын

Just thought it would be a fun joke :(

@ds-rs1oe

Жыл бұрын

Mad respect 🙏👍💪

I love how you can get blind sooner by being inside a microwave than looking at the sun

@_G1ZM0_

2 жыл бұрын

I can look at sun for long time tho

@poyshapu7934

2 жыл бұрын

Why do u love it then?

@xxalanaxx6

2 жыл бұрын

All that happens to me is I start to cry when I see the sun

@jessxviola

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxalanaxx6 when I look at something bright I’ll sneeze. I don’t know why 😬

@vertix681

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessxviolathat's photic sneeze reflex. I believe there's treatment for this

I'm imagining the person inside yelling and screaming while shaking and not being able to see, even not being able to cry because the heat evaporates the tears before you can even cry, and begging to stop, and the father just looking like a psychopath at you being burned alive, and you just start to shrivel up and keep on yelling, such a morbid death and at that, a terrifying one. That father needs help.

Firegrave route in real life confirmed

@justm1chael_212

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@i_saidmeow2469

2 жыл бұрын

DR community here, is a reverse reference to Snowgrave

@jalkiruokayes2517

2 жыл бұрын

MicroGrave

@justm1chael_212

2 жыл бұрын

@@i_saidmeow2469 i know that's why i said "lmao

@ichamsakkar4249

2 жыл бұрын

Toriel in ch 3 be like

Good ending: the microwave was a plastic toy from your birthday party and you didn't die

@azm6777

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@friond9704

2 жыл бұрын

That's an prank

@xxalanaxx6

2 жыл бұрын

U are a nice person cuz that gave me more nightmares :(

@user-dw9kz3ur5z

2 жыл бұрын

Even better ending: You were good at driving and never ran over the person

@xxalanaxx6

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-dw9kz3ur5z nope I'm never playing hide-and-seek again or ever gonna drive

I love infinite comparison he tells us what happens when we stay in bed for ever or we get trapped in microwave he is SO AWESOME

This guy knows everything and work really hard for his videos

That father be angry though 😅

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand speak brazil bro pls

@ahuman.3861

2 жыл бұрын

@@crystalblitz6180 You can literally speak English.

@ahuman.3861

2 жыл бұрын

@@crystalblitz6180 er sagte "der Vater sei böse"

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahuman.3861 eu só sei um por cento de inglês, mas ok também um apelido legal

Props to the guy who got stuck in a microwave so we could know what would happen

@p-ruthless9005

2 жыл бұрын

@Soan 06 it’s a joke

@ajdr8007

2 жыл бұрын

@Soan 06 its a joke

@dej.v

2 жыл бұрын

@Soan 06 its a joke

@wojack8272

2 жыл бұрын

@Soan 06 its a joke

@mugiwara_no_ace

2 жыл бұрын

@Soan 06 it's a joke

can we appreciate the people who not only built a giant microwave, but the person who tested it to get accurate results

@UltraTsuki

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@miziziz

10 ай бұрын

I was gonna comment that-

The background music is more fire then being in a microwave for 3 minutes

@thedailyfashionsnowyfamily1328

2 жыл бұрын

Yesh

@Azurical

2 жыл бұрын

Its BallPoint - Art of Self kzread.info/dash/bejne/jGuHsrCJdJrFYJc.html&ab_channel=EpidemicTrapBeats

"your skin will start to heat up from the heat" *hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor* edit: plot twist, the father is a cannibal

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

“Your blood will rise to 100+ degrees (42 degrees Celsius)” *_hmm, yes, the ceiling here is made out of ceiling_*

@foodplayzgames

2 жыл бұрын

*Every 24 hours a day passes in North America*

@DareEllis

2 жыл бұрын

@@foodplayzgames Hmmm yes the grass here is made out of grass

@number15d

2 жыл бұрын

@@foodplayzgames Every 29-31 days in Japan a month passes

@skullygaming2664

2 жыл бұрын

@@number15d ah yes the the tree is made of tree

I'm think everyone have thought the video would be "What if you were trapped in a television"

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

no I didnt think about that

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

“How to become a cartoon character 101”

@mochixmelodii

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@shnawtf69420

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody thought about that and also is not "thinked" is "thought"

@_G1ZM0_

2 жыл бұрын

You wpupd become spongebob

an average viewer: how do you know this info and where did you get it from? infinite comparison: yes

the fact that it takes 1 second for the father to make his explanation is scary

and at the kickstart of the microwave there's that 60Hz or 50Hz electric humming, it's 4 times louder in the inside. i'll probably freak out as soon as they power it up and feel Heat

I like how it explains what you did to get yourself in these scenarios

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

Idea for next episode: You’re at a shooting range, nothing out of the ordinary, just having a good time on a Friday afternoon. But then, all the sudden, a kid runs across the room and comes within your crosshairs and you accidentally fire at that moment. You’ve realized what you’ve done with your target painted in blood and have authorities come to explain what happened. A week later, you are found not guilty, however the mother of the kid wants revenge. When it’s time for bed, you’re about to go to sleep without any concern, but then, you hear a window break. You scream out of fear as you discover as it’s the mother from the court room, she knocks you out cold. The following morning, you wake up with blades beneath you, then you come to the realization that you’re inside of a giant blender. The mother doesn’t hesitate to press the start button and your suffering begins. _My fingers are tired lol_

@thechaoticcompendium

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophisticatedmoai9740 Ooh good idea-

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

yeah I like it too

@PCreeperStudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophisticatedmoai9740 then I won’t sleep and just make the mother suffer and give the blender to hank or something

Thanks for the back story! Now I know what *not* to do to get trapped in a microwave!

Huge respect to the man who tried this

Its amazing all of the experiments this man does to tell us what will happen in certain situations

1:16 I thought that said “EA...” *”...Pay 99.99$ to escape!”*

@jesserose7487

2 жыл бұрын

That means 999.99 ₺ in my country... So... MY FAMILY WIL PAY IT SO PLEASE! FFFFFFUUUUU-

@megadethfan18

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesserose7487 LMAO YOU ARE TURKISH TOO JUST LIKE ME

@cupcupping

2 жыл бұрын

THAT MEANS ATLEAST 2K PESOS IN MY COUNTRY PLEASE LET ME GO I WILL PAY LATER

@jesserose7487

2 жыл бұрын

@@megadethfan18 No I'm not. Bruh... Dalga geçiyorum sa.

1:35 has the most cursed thing ever

infinite comparsions be like: hey lets cook something *accidently puts someone in the toaster* DUDE YOU PUT ME IN A TOASTER GET ME OUT lets experiment and upload a video wth

@sinsfullyvalid9498

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Moral of the story: don’t get trapped in a microwave.

@jackson.sleftthechat69year76

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackson.sleftthechat69year76 when the cat is sus

@lucphil

2 жыл бұрын

Actually???

@aizichi

2 жыл бұрын

How do u even fit in there is the real question

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@aizichi they said “giant microwave” apparently

When you go to far on holloween: Just a joke for holloween

@mizzuri4starz

2 жыл бұрын

Holoween?

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

@@mizzuri4starz he meant hollow knight da funni game😃

@giovanniquinonesmattei6195

2 жыл бұрын

I think you mean Halloween

@giovanniquinonesmattei6195

2 жыл бұрын

Btw happy Halloween 🎃

@nicoletenczareyes5400

2 жыл бұрын

Yea guys thanks

not a day goes by without your videos

POV: you don’t have guards to kill kidnappers.

Thank you to infinite for testing these things so we would know what happens

@deezkeez8783

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@foodplayzgames

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't infinite. He hires other people. Then everyone that works for him dies usually.

@sksisosksjsj2092

2 жыл бұрын

@@foodplayzgames lol yeah

@readysetgo7623

2 жыл бұрын

bruh they dont kill anyone they just write from as much information as they know and use the internet for help

@sksisosksjsj2092

2 жыл бұрын

@@readysetgo7623 no you wouldn’t find that on the internet

The shark family has ten members, but the Doe family just has five. Is your car's trunk big enough to fit all of that at once?

@Eduardo-vk3lo

2 жыл бұрын

bruh did you copy a question off a school test or something

@lilyofthevalley937

2 жыл бұрын

What is this weird question??????????

@ActiveChildGunner87

2 жыл бұрын

Simply no.

@_G1ZM0_

2 жыл бұрын

Teachers be like:

@emptyvoid5272

2 жыл бұрын

Yea it'd fit if you feed the Does to the sharks

*Infinite Comparison* has some tragic stories that maybe possible.. ..and that's why i am super worried of that happening!

there’s always a real specific story before the actual video and I love it

Kudos to that 1 person that managed to get trapped in a microwave.

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

That's me and am suprised😃😝

@J_Carter2508

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Love this. Can you make more timelines about being stuck?

can we just appreciate all the people who had to prove something so these videos would be made

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

You do realize that's never gonna happen. Microwaves don't fit entire bodies

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

“Trapped inside a Giant Microwave” *_”GIANT”_*

@gamerlexi5894

2 жыл бұрын

It said *GIANT* microwave

@helpmereach100subcriberswi8

2 жыл бұрын

And if you put ur head inside of it.

@PCreeperStudios

2 жыл бұрын

You do realize that it’s a hypothetical scenario with a *GIANT* microwave. *GIANT* microwave *DO* fit entire bodies

Moral of the story: learn about car safety.

Thanks for giving me ideas for OCS with tragic backstorys

"The skin will start to heat up from the heat" *the floor here is made out of floor*

2:58 Yoohoo! Let's Enjoy the Meal!

Cool ending: dad lived next door to the police station and when you called the police they immediately came and turned off the microwave and dad was sent to a psychiatric hospital for such an attempted murder!

The fact that the father has to do all that,proved that he isn't a good father.

0:01 you enter a giant oven 5:00 increasing heat 10:00 face melting 20:00 hair catches on fire 20:01 served on a plate 21:00 cannibal chef approves

I'm kind of scared of that "if you're lucky you might lose consciousness here" so you might not lose consciousness and keep feeling extreme pain?

@amirtham5783

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@yumi_cloud

2 жыл бұрын

oof I hope I never get stuffed in a giant microwave

@coquetteangel.111

2 жыл бұрын

@@yumi_cloud here 4 months later to warn you to watch out...

@yumi_cloud

2 жыл бұрын

@@coquetteangel.111 ?

All fun and games till they hit you with a "based on a true story" at the end

@Yayayayayayehkrodks

2 жыл бұрын

extremely underrated

thank you, very useful , ill use this info in the future

Now the person who got trapped inside the microwave now knows how it feels to be food inside the microwave:D

*Police comes to the father's house and finds the person who accidentally killed his son completely cooked in giant microwave* Police: Sir, you're under arrest for kidnapping and murder. *Later into the courthouse room* Father: I TOOK JUSTICE INTO MY OWN HANDS! Judge: You've got kidnapping and murder charges on you, and here I announce you the death penalty, and will be cooked in a giant microwave! Father: Oh no... Well at least I'll probably go see my son in heaven! *Years Later behind bars, and was finally executed by giant microwave* Father: Finally, heaven! Can't wait to go see my son again! Jesus: I'm sorry sir, but you're not on the heaven list, you're on Satan's list instead, and he's got a giant microwave too! Father: I regret my decision...

The story is frickin awesome and creative make part 2 of the story

Thanks for the cooking instructions!

@Tivali572

2 жыл бұрын

I also Play lol my username Is ENDERHUMANgUwU

@extremegameplays7404

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tivali572 i really need to change my name

@Tivali572

2 жыл бұрын

@@extremegameplays7404 maybe Your Gd username?

@extremegameplays7404

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tivali572 i don't play geometry dash 😭😭😭😿😿😿🎷🎷🎷

@Tivali572

2 жыл бұрын

@@extremegameplays7404 Ohhh.....

I like how he does a story before he starts.

I would litterally escape easily by just breaking the window

@Leo58-

2 жыл бұрын

how tho

@RyomaTheSpiritOfWolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leo58- with my fists,it would hurt but atleast you have escaped

@PCreeperStudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyomaTheSpiritOfWolf yes I will break out with a lot of anger because that dad stole my revenge

@PCreeperStudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyomaTheSpiritOfWolf I mean why will someone use a microwave WITHOUT A TRANSPARENT DOOR

plot twist the father was a cannibal

@sophisticatedmoai9740

2 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

"you will start to beg the father to stop the microwave" This is so good without the context

the guy be like "oh look theres microwave better put them in fries and mlikshak" microwave: burn oh no! what will happen to my mlikshak and my fries

After 20 minutes Judge: Father is guilty Father: *wtf i did*

I love it when the notification shows up "Someone likes your comment" and " You have a new subscriber"

@semihaffan8942

2 жыл бұрын

Stop self promoting

1:28 *"OUCH!! Wait.........WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FUCKING KOALA FACE ON MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*

I like how infinite make a little story before the incident

Can we just take a minute to be happy about how he/she/they make a story everytime

part2: after he is cooked the dad ate his leftover body then the neighbbours called the police because dad was a sussy baka and then he went to jail

@Leo58-

2 жыл бұрын

cool

Cool video bro

Lets appreciate the person who went through all of this

How I react to father: "Imagine being salty that an accident happened and your son is dead and kidnapping the person that killed your son and cooking them alive smh"

@magewag4341

2 жыл бұрын

best thing i have ever seen in this day

@PCreeperStudios

2 жыл бұрын

I will just straight up break out the microwave and that fathers liver

@magewag4341

2 жыл бұрын

@@PCreeperStudios take the most sharp part of the broken microwave

0:52 what would be your last words?

@maggelanos

2 ай бұрын

"I hope they'll put you in the incinerator"

0:24 oh hey, didnt know naptime was sold here!

Heard of an old guy who survived in a microwave for over 4 minutes, after which he proceeded to fight the Isle of Man, then killed his brother after a 20-minute fist fight. That guy really made the impossible possible.

*At first when i haven't read the title i thought that the guy was trapped in a television lol.*

Props to my man who went threw this 😔✊

@crystalblitz6180

2 жыл бұрын

Thx bro ur the best😃✊

@justaqsmpfan

2 жыл бұрын

@@crystalblitz6180 your welcome my man 😔✨ (btw I'm a girl-)

@JustAnotherUserx

2 жыл бұрын

they mean ‘ bro ‘ as in pal. not as in literal male sining

@justaqsmpfan

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAnotherUserx Oop-

@JustAnotherUserx

2 жыл бұрын

i a girl to

you made me so terrified of microwaves now i can't enjoy eating popcorn because of you

Y'all know the saying, "Curiousity traumatizes the cat for life with microwave nightmares"

1:16 ''The skin will start to heat up from the heat'' Ah yes, the grass here is made out of grass.

0:54 Oh I thought I'd be very happy and excited!!

This is too well done for my liking

Props to the man who did this so we get to know what happens

Next: What if everyone lived in a microwave instead of earth?

Father: dinner is ready guys!

Person: Humans eat food, therefore, we are stronger than food. Food: Let's test that out.

It's kinda fascinating to see how the body tries to defend itself (talking about every video of this kind)

Why do you know this... But i like your videos!! Good job!

And props to this guy who also did this challenge

4 minutes in a microwave is like 40 years in captivity

Best Ending: [ You defeated the Father and uses uno reverse card against him ]