Me: *Describing the internet* My Son: "WOW! How did it work?" Me: ( •_• ) Me: "I don't know."

@user-it3bg4rp3j

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@wolt.imhappy

2 жыл бұрын

random ccomment

@solarismaa

2 жыл бұрын

"Well son it's a big thing"

@greatwallofmeat

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

@balasubramniandevesh1060

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo no

Moral of the story : never talk to your crush

@CUBISSSTZ

2 жыл бұрын

Already did **explosion**

This reminded me of “adam & eve” they didnt eat from the forbidden fruit tree this time P.s i am not muslim why does everyone keep asking🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

@zacklai2055

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo I don't care

@Bruh-mb8dx

2 жыл бұрын

They had three babies who were all sons…think about it

@neelie_yeet420

2 жыл бұрын

watch to the end

@Im_Somnum

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo don’t worry I can’t read

@Bruh-mb8dx

2 жыл бұрын

@@neelie_yeet420 i did i just quoted a meme

*Homeless but not Hoeless* Words from a wise man

@rowenboons8204

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@cursedstarflight

9 ай бұрын

Wise words written by wise men with wise pen

I feel like this man is going to be someone's inspiration for a movie one day.

@toazethegecko

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@horniasfak

Жыл бұрын

​@kindlyhelpmereachto10ksub46k

@davoostergotland5160

7 ай бұрын

I think the lady shed tears doing this being so good to us

@erikjohansson4021

7 ай бұрын

​@@davoostergotland5160 You make me proud

@davoostergotland5160

7 ай бұрын

​@@erikjohansson4021 Thank you ma dalin

0:57 THIS IS LEGENDARY HAHAHHAHHA

Imagine if his crush was infertile

@marvelgaming5806

2 жыл бұрын

🌚🌚🌚🌚

@miguelarthur7223

2 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about that

@urseldursel9109

2 жыл бұрын

True what if

@hyper8535

Жыл бұрын

😂 haha no😑

@damsnackbar

Жыл бұрын

Just what I was thinking.

This could actually turn out as a great movie storyline.

@toazethegecko

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

@Merasus

Жыл бұрын

A 1,000 years long movie sounds interesting

@saturnThe6th

Жыл бұрын

@@Merasus but worth it

@Ilikedancemomsalot

Жыл бұрын

There is a movie like this

Imagine this was the actual history of the human race

@inferno_storm5056

Жыл бұрын

that adam and eve

Just imagine, Adam and Eve were in a time when the world was just as good as today, and that’s basically what happened. We’re doing it again

as the legend says ''HOMELESS, BUT NOT HOELESS''

1:04 "Homeless, but not hoeless" Me: Yep, that's my homie

@dribblingdavid547

2 жыл бұрын

I caught that too.

'Get married' Me: *Who the hell came to your wedding, animals!?*

@ilDSttaro

2 жыл бұрын

You didn't invite Mr. Fluffypants now that the doctor doesn't prescribe the pills anymore?

"You and your crush are worshipped in the far future by your descendants" Bro imagine getting friend zoned for 1000 years

@toazethegecko

Жыл бұрын

💀

“Homeless but not Hoeless” that caught me off guard 💀

@faceless3059

Жыл бұрын

me too💀💀💀

@Cheeseking0

Жыл бұрын

thats what im sayin

"i wish it were just the two of us" in another level

@tiletapper4ever

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

‘Homeless… but not hoeless’ that got me 😂

@noahtraore6087

11 ай бұрын

same

This dude took alabama at a whole new level

Me: last man on Earth My crush: ew, I have a boyfriend

@N2N78.

2 жыл бұрын

makes no sense cause yo bf hella dead

@therealgboi3895

2 жыл бұрын

“ew, I have a boyfriend” “Yea, me.”

@GERALD_786

2 жыл бұрын

"your boyfriend is o2?"

@kakaibakaonlol3163

2 жыл бұрын

lol just move on ur bf is ded

1:03 homeless but not hoeless..

@venuslicetrack

8 ай бұрын

LMFAO

character AI chats be like:

@iamkirafr.

Ай бұрын

BAHAHHAHHAHA

@m648x

Ай бұрын

true

Plot twist: they were both the same sex and humanity died out

@itztocaisabella3590

Жыл бұрын

Thats a phase a homophobic would say,wow..

@cypherion2718

Жыл бұрын

Nightmare 💀

@loopTSB

Жыл бұрын

@@itztocaisabella3590 how is it homophobic

@akkiaddizone6889

Жыл бұрын

@@itztocaisabella3590 how tf was that homophobic?

@pranav._.

Жыл бұрын

Semen banks exist bruh

0:10 everyone disappears and walks home.......

2:51 the fact that your still calling it “crush” 😂

the two people left on earth: *finds a scientist* the two people: explain yourself! how did you magically make all the people disappear? we know you did it scientist: i made them disappear them: how? scientist: *i follow Josh Otusanya MWAHAHA*

@Mr.Duston

2 жыл бұрын

underrated

@gayaaaya3489

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Duston so true

@nobodyimportant8647

2 жыл бұрын

What.

@gayaaaya3489

2 жыл бұрын

@@nobodyimportant8647 Josh otusanya is a KZread and he say the line in the end of every single videos of his

@nobodyimportant8647

2 жыл бұрын

@@gayaaaya3489 Oh Okay.

Imagine this is the true story of Adam and Eve

@DenjiVD

2 жыл бұрын

ye it's true for our religion for other u can think of what u want for us islam the story of adam and eve is true

Bold of you to assume I would even have overcome my social anxiety to speak to my crush.

@camilaperaltaangeles6548

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

0:59 AYOOOOOO READ THE DESCRIPTION

@pipi44569

2 жыл бұрын

Damn he has a good sense of humor

imagine every 2 people who died were sent to an alternate universe on an empty earth. It also doesnt matter what gender or age

@badpiggs

Жыл бұрын

maybe thats where missing people go lol

"Homeless but not hoeless" HAHAHAHAHA. Wow. It's SO funny and SO witty that most comments need to quote it.

@Leah-id6ei

2 жыл бұрын

Chill

@aaaaaa-hh8cq

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda true tho lol

Everybody gangsta till last two people are infertile

@princess_india4861

Жыл бұрын

💀 That’s tough

Imagine they spoke different languages and they didn't understand each other

1:01 if your'e homeless then just ....... buy a house

1:04 i know everyone notices this 😬😬

1:03 caught me off guard when the home caught fire

@ognjen_b123

Жыл бұрын

Why

@ZeroTheObbyist

Жыл бұрын

@@ognjen_b123 “Homeless… but not hoeless. :)”

@ognjen_b123

Жыл бұрын

@@ZeroTheObbyist OH THX LOL

You can finnaly play Minecraft again but survival mode now gives you PTSD 💀

@RoaringTitan365

Жыл бұрын

I died laughing

1:57 best part

0:58 "Homeless... but not hoeless :)" I LAUGHED SO HARD

"Homeless... but not hoeless ;)" That's the best thing I've heard/read today XD

closes youtube* Like that will ever happen

"I WOULD NEVER BE WITH YOU EVEN OF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH" **6 months later** "Hey wanna get married?"

@tailsprowerfan2729

Жыл бұрын

NO The end

fun fact- No planes will crash because they are set to auto pilot mode until there fuel ends

@aquaticproducts4274

Жыл бұрын

They will crash when their fuel ends💀

@Duwimass

Жыл бұрын

Ok great, Soo its just crashing with extra steps?

"It Reminds me of Steve and Alex😂"

1:04 ‘homeless… but not h**less’ LOL

@perla5465

Жыл бұрын

Why are you censoring it

A dream for introvert 🥲

Plot twist it was all just a Dream, You're Crush still hates you, No Bitches?

@punmaker_125

2 жыл бұрын

💀

"start having babies" "Create new laws" *"NUCLEAR..."*

0:58 “homeless… but not hless” 😭

@someguywithmtndew5691

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@roger3603

2 жыл бұрын

ee

@LeKittoKatto

2 жыл бұрын

😭

“you’re homeless but not hoeless”

WatchData: ”Homeless but not hoeless!” Farmers: Oh thank god…

Moral of the story:dont mess with shooting stars

@franciscyeah

2 жыл бұрын

That is true

Wait, so it was all Alabama??? Always has been

Omg after 14 hours “Homeless but not hoeless” I can’t rn 💀

Who else saw "homeless but not h0less" And then realized everybody noticed that :(

Survive, create new home, travel around the world, this reminds me of Minecraft

Imagine it was your enemy 💀

@Divyansh45963

Жыл бұрын

That would be an extinction event then😂

@Zenem-

Жыл бұрын

nah I'll just use them as a victim (i would use them for my own benefit)

If you somehow need to rebuild society, some of the best places to start are the Eastern U.S.A., Europe, Eastern China, or anywhere else with a major river, like the Nile. That's where Egypt began.

@stephmod7434

2 жыл бұрын

I like how he compared eastern USA with whole Europe! 😂

1:06

@silveira1431

2 жыл бұрын

no

Me: *explaining the story of Adam and Eve* My little cousin: "WHOAAA, if Adam and Eve have babies first. Wouldn't that all make us cousins/sibings?" My mind after 10 seconds of silence: *Oh no, she/he's getting smarter.... What have i done?!*

Crush: EW I WOULDNT KISS YOU IF WE WERE THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH Also her: *kisses the dude* Me: *visible confusion*

0:57 suss

"Keep having babies"=4, 5 Billion sex

@ray.7447

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shi-

@fluffymxlk5603

2 жыл бұрын

Damn…

@jollyschannel2586

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffymxlk5603 😳📸

The camera man recording: 😐

@sussybakaaaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

What camera man? He would be dead

@n1quez

Жыл бұрын

@@sussybakaaaaaaa r/woooosh

@joseaguilera5223

Жыл бұрын

@@sussybakaaaaaaa r/woooosh

Everyone gangsta until two alive were men

@KT.CountryballsISPT

Жыл бұрын

Just fun I guess😏

Plot twist: this is how we got here

@juliamargarethe2905

Жыл бұрын

i mean- possibly true

1:02 genius

0:02 spider man no way home refference 🍌

Fun fact: 85% of comments here are just "Homeless, but not hoeless!"

@mysteriousDSF

2 жыл бұрын

That's not a fun fact

Son of a family:who is he? Mom:his name is Adam or eve and he lived 1000 years ago.

It's all fun and games until the person has the same gender as you

Imagine is his crush was a guy 💀

@flockman1310

Жыл бұрын

ik

“Homeless but not hoeless :)” Well yeah, I had a lot But that was before everyone disappeared :(

And after all that you wake up to reality

Sperm: Give me a break lad

@purple4156

Жыл бұрын

Nahhhh 💀💀💀

@pfp-underwater

Жыл бұрын

B-but we need to repopulate the earth with humans!

This is something more of a IShowSpeed dream

two people left on EARTH people in iss be like:

@captainlevonn9318

2 жыл бұрын

Doesnt make any sense

@N3gn2thqthqth2tbqrgwng2bwgn

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@umerthegoat

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainlevonn9318International Space Station

Plot twist: there are just two boys

@gwenleegambone4409

Жыл бұрын

danggg...

@Avery-ct4ow

Жыл бұрын

Aww mann..

@bkthebee9940

Жыл бұрын

That would make it better 🤤

@drakcXX

Жыл бұрын

@@bkthebee9940 NO, dat wud mek it mor interesting 🤤😏

@SamuraiLjay

Жыл бұрын

😏

What if *his* weapon stops working ?

@NandiniCXO

2 жыл бұрын

😏

What if this is what happens after ever few thousand millenia? The earth kills all people except a boy and girl and they eventually create history again?

@bezklavikaszekminmespukzk9961

2 жыл бұрын

Genetic disease would wipe their offspring before they can repopulate the earth.

Is really no one gonna talk abt 1:06 of the house burned down:"homeless….but not h0eless" 💀

@marspug

Жыл бұрын

i know

Sweet home Alabama.

@yo.local.halal.cat364

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this one😂

So this is basically the start of the earth and adam and eve

@lachieschuber8439

9 ай бұрын

adam and eve isn't true

@strspider17

9 ай бұрын

​@@lachieschuber8439who said😂

@PHONELAS7

8 ай бұрын

​@@strspider17it really isnt humans didnt start talking normally and they looked completely and rhe concrpt of names basicaölly didnt exist at that time

@SonicSatamAnimations

8 ай бұрын

@@PHONELAS7 Agreed. I am Christian, but i still don’t believe in the ENTIRE bible. Some stories were added through time and expanded upon. Thus, making my disbelief for the story. Eh i don’t have to believe in it to be christian.

@1hhdkshsnew

5 ай бұрын

@@lachieschuber8439bro doesn’t believe god

when the alarm clock doesnt wake you up

I wonder how they reproducted themselves same being siblings. Maybe they also did the custom babies.

@unknown.ghost.404

Ай бұрын

Bro He literally said to breed with each other 💀

imagine if those 2 people were the same gender

@camerenbob4314

2 жыл бұрын

then this whole thing wouldn’t work-

@4akuu1

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@SuperMarioParky999

2 жыл бұрын

Yarharhar

If everybody disappeared but me and a random other person I would split the earth between either of us and then I would take everything from every shop that had collectibles in my side

Imagine the two people alive were two boys😂😂

@lanaingaround

Жыл бұрын

@@Department-Of-Hell-EditzAYOO

@Deathgrips_fan

Жыл бұрын

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😩

2:20 After 28 Years Set Up A Computer Lab You Can Finally Play Minecraft Again, But Survival Mode Now Gives You PTSD

@ItsMeHyper230

2 жыл бұрын

Minecraft Lover 😂 Me Too*

The question is: It's really stealing if you are the last man on earth?

@garryjohnson6794

Жыл бұрын

No,.stealing is take other people possession..if they are gone then it would be ownerless..

@theraven.4

Жыл бұрын

Well, yes since even if they are gone, it is not your property.

Yeah I mean you talk to your crush and a shooting star appears outta nowhere💀💀

"cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."

"Everyone will wonders what happens if the two survivors are same gender!"

@alemon2694

2 жыл бұрын

Reject normality become the gays

@lollollololoollollololoolo4248

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer to say human will still extinct because of they can't breed!!!

@tsukuyomiitachi5477

2 жыл бұрын

They could use the human cloning technology if they learned how to do it. Or the other person will transgender.

@dice412

2 жыл бұрын

trans people exist and if they are not they can try to find a hospital with sperm and egg cells and make a artificial baby

Plotwist: They were actually Adam & Eve.

1:40 It isn't stealing if there is no owner

Cool! I like the video! 😁👍🏻❤️ Cool information and prediction! 👍🏻❤️

“Keep having babies💀”

@junemahusay8555

Жыл бұрын

I am still a child😅😅😅

*When you're a guy and your crush is a guy too:*

Sounds like sweet home Alabama to me

@Tibor0803

2 жыл бұрын

No police, but wincest.

"As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead" - Sniper TF2

@disapprove6130

Жыл бұрын

damn so edgy

I’m pretty sure your crush still wouldn’t like you