I hurt watching them confuse the king and queen while he froze to death.

@thegamebear8071

Жыл бұрын

I use to be in a chess club so this is hurting my soul

@OmegaUberDeathbot

Жыл бұрын

@@thegamebear8071 my cousin used to mercilessly beat me at the game.

@jamesglenn4151

Жыл бұрын

it was so much pain 🥲

@ThatBoyBent

11 ай бұрын

Did they get thru it?

@OmegaUberDeathbot

11 ай бұрын

@@ThatBoyBent you would have to watch.

Neebs: “this puzzle don’t make no sense” Me to the TV: YES IT DOES

@afterschok6627

Жыл бұрын

I literally was doing the same thing. 😅

@drhenceforth

Жыл бұрын

I was screaming the same thing.

@KmonCentz

Жыл бұрын

I was screaming at the TV too!! My wife doesn't play chess either, so I felt like an island in my own home!! THANKS NEEBS/SIMON!!!!

@ladyfranck

11 ай бұрын

I did the same! 😂

The chess part was the most painful thing I've ever watched 😅😅

@jeanieschrag5378

Жыл бұрын

Made me want to tell Simon to hush ... obviously, nobody knows how to play chess😅

@AarPlays

Жыл бұрын

Might be why it's in the dumpster lmao

@kadenc662

Жыл бұрын

I recognized the chess opening immediately and it was so painful watching them struggle

@BeenHawked

Жыл бұрын

Hear hear

@Shiftry87

Жыл бұрын

​@@kadenc662 Yeah its the famous 4 move win. U can win a chess game with just 2 moves but only if both players happens to do a very bad opener.

Good God. If I hadn't been following you guys for years I'd think this was the first game you ever played.

@DracoOoOoOo

Жыл бұрын

Hence the dumpster for trusted friends haha

@ericjue7216

11 ай бұрын

That's how everything they've made for the past 6 months has made me feel lol

@dmuir1974

11 ай бұрын

@@ericjue7216 yep. I've played the long dark quite a bit and the stuff neebs and appsro did in that game was driving me insane.

@alexevon6794

11 ай бұрын

I left my 1st dislike ever...

@prawnnips798

11 ай бұрын

@@alexevon6794 Clearly their first game wasn't chess XD

apsro would definitely be in rage just by watching how painful it is🤣

@auggyx2

Жыл бұрын

This could be why Appsro bailed right off the hop. It'd be 90 minutes of Appsro cursing, and we already have Best of Appsro Rage.

@jofi4580

Жыл бұрын

​@@auggyx2yup. No way he would have made this

@BigDaddyFraze

Жыл бұрын

They should make a "commentary edition" with Appsro watching and losing his mind 🤣

@therim187

Жыл бұрын

yes, we need a reaction video of Appsro watching this. PLEASE DO IT!!

@murderjunkeeeeknujredrum9086

Жыл бұрын

I'm certainly hearing him in the background "Dammit Neebs!!! Wtf Doraleus!! STFU SIMON!!!" 😂😂😂 I'm sure he's smashing his head into the monitor, or at least that was the gif he used lmao. Love these guys. Still love the marching cadence the did in Neebsylvania 🎵"I was driving my Cadillac"🎶

You guys are going to single-handedly cause a spike in Monitor sales when everyone at home smashes theirs from watching this.

@HatchetMassacreJ

2 ай бұрын

Lol for real

This is astounding how is it that all 3 of them have never seemed to have played a game of chess before.

@kellyrajczak1087

Жыл бұрын

They probably haven't.😅 Think back, when was the last time we saw them play an Escape Room game? And then ask yourself why that would be.🤣

@afterschok6627

Жыл бұрын

Ikr??!!

@randomman4938

Жыл бұрын

I’ve never played a single game of chess; but even I could have given better directions. It’s almost like they were intentionally being bad just to fuck with Dora

@willyluciano9036

11 ай бұрын

Pretty sure Dora does know chess rules every time the king queen thing made him skeptical. Then toward the end he realized his friends are actually retarded

@kellyrajczak1087

11 ай бұрын

@@willyluciano9036 Yeah I realized that too!! 🤣 Especially if they had just told him from the position on the board from the white side, which is how chess works anyway; white always moves first. If they did that then maybe Dora would have figured it out much quicker!! I felt soooo bad for him!!🤣 I was legitimately angry on his behalf because as he said there were TWO of them!!! At least ONE of them should have at least started writing shit down!! Still, we got a great show outta it!!😅

Ahh them mixing the king and queen was full face palm for 25 mins straight 😂

@jesonfire7

11 ай бұрын

Omg I'm only 15 mins in.... You saying I got 10 more minutes of this?!?! 😂😂😂

@cidfacetious3722

11 ай бұрын

@@jesonfire7did you finish it? Do you need someone to talk too

@chemicalcoyote

11 ай бұрын

My brother kept saying Dora was making it worse and I was like ...DORA IS RIGHT !!!!! THAT IS THE QUEEN .

Honestly the Theatre was the most painful for me.😓 They don't understand that each set was a scene in itself. They just were going to put EVERYTHING out and say " it's full of life". Each panel was a Scene!! And then when each was told in the correct order you move on to the next Scene. WHY was this so HARD for them?!!😭 ALSO!!! Yes it DID make sense for the townspeople and the wife to be there!! He was in the PROCESS of KILLING THEM!! They would be GONE in the next Scene, you know with him standing in blood!!! This legitimately made me angry because ad he said there were two of them and NEITHER of them bothered to remember what was done!! Or even THINK!!! (Sigh) Pro tip: don't play anymore Escape Room games, or at least have Appsro be DM.🤣

I’ve been watching Neebs gaming for the past 13 years (since the Hank and Jed days) and this is BY FAR the most rage inducing video I’ve ever watch!! But I still love y’all, keep up the amazing content!

@NonZenze

Жыл бұрын

They are usually pretty smart so maybe this is harder than it looks. It's kind of you to love them anyway though, despite their flaws. Let's hope they do more to be better friends. Simon should bring cake for everybody instead.

@GunStarforPeace

Жыл бұрын

I KNOW!!!

@afterschok6627

Жыл бұрын

Were they just trolling us so we'd blow up the comment section?? 🤔😂

@GunStarforPeace

11 ай бұрын

@@afterschok6627 That is possible but highly unlikely lol.

@lizoliver2186

11 ай бұрын

Well remember we are seeing both sides, they aren’t so of course we are seeing things faster than them.

I am pretty sure Thick is laughing in heaven shaking his head lol. Love you guys.

@JJtoob

11 ай бұрын

He's looking for a way to come back and slap the three across the face. Well, mainly Neebs and Simon.

@daddy8884

11 ай бұрын

@@JJtoobif anyone would find a way it would be thick

@musicjunkiie2393

11 ай бұрын

​@@daddy8884he would get distracted by looting along the way haha

You can tell a LOT of people didn't finish this one because they're all talking about the chess game, and not the theatre.

@joshuamerida8130

11 ай бұрын

Man that was rough poor Dora 😂

@FlintBeastgood

11 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

@Azrdraco

11 ай бұрын

I'm still watching and I cannot imagine how much worse the theater must be.

@general_khrak

5 ай бұрын

No, it's just that the chess was so horrible and painful, and the chess was obvious versus random levers

@KillaConJaro

5 ай бұрын

Yup, 6 months ago I got through 5 mins of this video and now I'm trying again.. (edit: I made it to the theatre part and then just skipped to the end, I just couldn't do it)

The Theatre was clearly the hardest part as Dora lost his mind.

@therim187

Жыл бұрын

at this point Dora knew he was fucked. Notice how he didn't even debate who would stay behind at the end. he just wanted out.

@PhoenixKing1611

Жыл бұрын

Dora had given up cuz he was dealing people who at least are good at acting so Dumb. OR they are.

@Theinkedanarchist

11 ай бұрын

Well, in order to figure out these puzzles, you need literally the most basic of critical thinking skills. When the people who are supposed to help are incapable of that, you are stuck.

@twerpentine

11 ай бұрын

That was one of the easier puzzles too!

This playthrough reminds me of 5 yearolds playing soccer. Goalie is picking four leaf clovers, one kid who is always crying and the rest of them are all chasing the ball together. If appsro was here he would be the coach screaming on the sideline pulling out his hair.

@nickschumacher4309

Жыл бұрын

He probably was, we just couldn't hear him, or they edited it out lol.

I don't think I've ever laughed, cried and yelled as much at one video ever before. That was so painfully brilliant 😂

@t.webber8428

11 ай бұрын

I hardly ever talk to the tv, but I actually caught myself yelling at them!

I could only imagine how much more yelling would have been had if Appsro was there as well

@Daedricsoulslayer

Жыл бұрын

God that would've been the best

@sebcw1204

Жыл бұрын

"that's a king you damn mule!"

@briang3598

11 ай бұрын

​@@sebcw1204*queen

@user-ux6ml9lw1r

11 ай бұрын

Lots of Appsro rage, and that chess part would've taken half the time, and be far less painful? Yes, please.

@S4ns

11 ай бұрын

"YOU DAMN MULE, I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD, WHICH LEFT OR RIGHT!?" *angry appsro noises*

i understand why this part made it to the dumpster.. still loved it

Who's brilliant idea was it to put Neebs and Simon together. This was painfully glorious.

@briang3598

11 ай бұрын

Think of it this way- if Neebs, or possibly Simon, had been soloing one of the sides, they wouldn't have made it as far. Combining their minds allowed them to produce almost a fully-functional player.

@captain_cuddles

11 ай бұрын

​@@briang3598...almost

Part one had me so engaged I shot over here as quick as I could to catch the rest.

HOLY COW! This was painful to watch. Yet fun.

@mengikuular9638

Жыл бұрын

Is this american thing, that its not common thing to play chess?

@damomma1082

Жыл бұрын

So glad I'm not the only one yelling at the TV 😅

@sog01

11 ай бұрын

@@mengikuular9638 It is not uncommon. the crew needs some lessons

@sog01

11 ай бұрын

@@damomma1082 KING IN THE BLOOD LIGHT!!!!!...yes you are not alone.

@Ispike73

11 ай бұрын

@@mengikuular9638 I often play but I feel like most people I know don't.

I will hear Neebs and Simon trying to describe chess pieces and location in my nightmares tonight

No way they don't know the difference between king and queen in chess. That hurt my head.

@emmaschneider3638

Жыл бұрын

or even just that the king obviously can not move 2 spaces?!? I can forgive them being unfamiliar with the pictographs. but not knowing the basic rules and how the pieces move… I had to skip that part.

@Kaftan

Жыл бұрын

Dora knows how the pieces move, but Neebs and Simon are clueless

@Elmer_RedEagle

11 ай бұрын

Ive always felt neebs fake stuff, just neebs though to try and be funnier. This is about as fake as you can get for sure.

@catpoke9557

8 ай бұрын

​@@Elmer_RedEagleNo. I did this puzzle and I did even worse than they did. The chess puzzle is hard for a lot of reasons but a big thing is the rush, the misunderstandings, plus the lack of vision on top of it all. The controls are also weird. Sometimes you want to reset the pieces because you press the wrong one, but the game just decides it won't let you. The level of incompetency isn't faking. That puzzle is just insanely hard. The theater puzzle is also hard at first but once you realize the cutouts correspond to the levers it should become pretty easy. They were unlucky with how hard it was for them lol

The level of trust, communication, and teamwork on display here is truly astounding and yet somehow not at all surprising

Jesus christ the chessboard was agony

See i dont mind when KZreadrs or streamers struggle i think its part of the fun, they are not perfect. I loved this! Hope yall do all the games.

Doralius, Simon and Neebs in coop puzzle game... You guys are really trying to kill us, aint you?

@preditora

10 ай бұрын

Doraleous* 🙂💛

absolutely loving the synergy between the two channels

HOLY CRAP! Lol, that's so frustratingly fun to watch!

Neebs not realizing he's looking toward black and giving Dora the wrong pieces to move made me laugh so hard

My brain itches really bad now.

2nd round watching them trying to get the projector working WITHOUT the movie reel. LOVE YOU GUYS!

I loved the main/dumpster cross-over special. Part two hurt a little bit.

2 videos simultaneously uploaded? You guys are spoiling us!

@999theeagle

Жыл бұрын

Scene

Absolutely loved this I could literally feel the amount of annoyance between neebs and doraleous all while simon is legitimately trying to figure out the puzzles which good job btw

This was like watching someone read instructions to a box cake and still messing up the ingredients.

This was easily one of the most frustrating but hilarious videos i have ever watched

Poor Dora, they must not realize the king normally has the cross on the top and kept mixing the two.

@ChronosCooper

11 ай бұрын

And we just had the King Charles thingy about a month ago

I have never been more frustrated by watching a group of people utterly misunderstand the puzzles and miscommunicating with each other. Its rare I ever want to yell at the screen, but this one got my blood pressure up like none before. Loved it!

What amazes me is the fact they got through the book section without even getting matching books! Plus, every time you die, the book on the pedestal changes....thank God for the luck there!

Today I found out Neebs is the dumbest of the bunch and Simon is secretly a genius.

I loved this, but it was so painful. I kept yelling "QUEEN" every time they called it the King and vice versa! I could just imagine Appsro going full rage mode! I think we all know why he is not doing this with the guys. lol Been playing this with a friend and it can be this maddening!

Main channel and a dumpster upload at the same time? What a great Friday!

@nickschumacher4309

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, obviously there was a reason for it. Saw the first one, and was confused when it said the next part was in the dumpster. Then I saw the time stamp, started watching,and realized, oh gods, that's why.

I have never screamed so much at them 😂 That theater scene was painful hahaha

Talk about a test of friendship 😂 Dora really kept his cool and showed how chill he can be. If it was appsro, they’d have another broken computer on their hands lol. It’s even better when you know how long these three have been friends. Love it

I have loved every video Neeb's has ever made. That changed today. This was too painful.

@guitanovice10

Жыл бұрын

I said the exact same thing on episode 2 of Orcs Must Die the other day. Maybe leave the substances out of the stream if you want to entertain with a brain?

@ShayneRawls

Жыл бұрын

@@guitanovice10 Is that what this is? They were drinking? Is that why easy stuff was hard for them?

@IJustAteYourGrapesBro

Жыл бұрын

@@guitanovice10 I guess you missed the part where you're on a channel literally called 'the dumpster'.... It's not 'quality' content you get here... They have an entire channel dedicated to that.

@schlomoshekelbergowitz

11 ай бұрын

​@@IJustAteYourGrapesBro Not just any dumpster,a magic dumpster

that chess game was.... quite the experience.

I have never laughed so hard than when they went to the theatre, literal tears down my face 😂

And Neebs does not help with contradicting Simon when he is making sense

One of the most entertaining and hilarious videos, more of this please. Doing puzzles as a group and directing each other is a great genre, not many people do that here. "Keep talking and nobody explodes" type games feel like a great fit for Neebs gaming game play style, especially with the humour, banter frustration and situations you get into. Great video and content guys. More please, would make a great subseries, on both the main channel and the dumpster. ("Keep talking and nobody explodes" highly recommended).

@NorthYorksBenjamin

11 ай бұрын

Can you imagine what would happen if Appsro was playing! 😅

I desperately want them to finish all of these games however long it takes.

You know, I’ve been watching you guys for easily 10 years. Like Hank and Jed days. I have never yelled at my screen so much as I did with the chess scene lol. I’m loving this dumpster channel!!

51:40 just the utter misery in their voices cracks me up. Like they realize right away it’s a “who will be the noble sacrifice” deal, and Neebs half-heartedly challenges him about it but Dora doesn’t even have the strength to defend his case, he just says “Please, you.” in the most defeated tone, like “don’t make us suffer any longer, just let it end”, and Neebs just accepts with it without argument lol It’s such a mutually depressed interaction and I know I should find it funny but I really do XD

lol if only they new pieces... gotta be so frustrating for poor dora

Loving the Dumpster :)

I was literally dying in laughter throughout these 2 vids! I really need more! Please tell me there are more! I will find Neebs Gaming studios and pay them good ol fashion monies to keep going with this series!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was losing my s*** watching them do every scene except the right one when the king killed all the people 🤣🤣🤣

Cannot wait to see Appsro in the next one. He might actually explode.

@ricardomora9913

Жыл бұрын

Just Imagine Appsro guiding Neebs haha.

@mho...

Жыл бұрын

NO they cant put him into this .... his heart would go hummingbird!

@adismemisevic1470

Жыл бұрын

Appsro: "OK Neebs you gotta move the bishop over 5 spaces." Neebs: "I cant it wont move." Appsro: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT WON''T MOVE?!" Neebs: "IT CAN'T MOVE THERES A PAWN IN THE WAY!" Appsro: "BECAUSE YOU MOVED THE WRONG PIECE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!!" How I'd imagine him guiding Neebs in the chess puzzle.

@randomman4938

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget him blaming the game and saying how it sucks. Just like he does with Ark, when he clearly hasn’t done a bit of research about Abberation.

@JohnyGringo

11 ай бұрын

To be honest, Appsro usually has issues with game design, but he's a lot faster at grasping the basics. Ark has it's weird quirks which require research, whereas this game has clear rules. He would bitch about some, but mostly due to incompetence of the others.

I died laughing watching you guys struggle. "there are two of you". Also can you even imagine App playing this? He would be losing his mind right now.

@nickschumacher4309

Жыл бұрын

It'd have been a shorter video, for one reason or another.

"i see a wall with 6 cranks on it" - would have been the PERFECT moment for Simon to say "maybe it IS the same show!" because of what he said at 21:47 lol

That chess part tho… lol I love you guys! Your amazing!

I'm gonna call it... they need to stop listening to Neebs, pretty much ever. He's consistently making bad calls with an undeserved level of confidence.

@Bodiggle465

Жыл бұрын

Naw, he was okay at identifying the character in the play, but Simon kept saying to bring in the obviously murderous king for every scene

@Bodiggle465

Жыл бұрын

Damn, I take it back. The clues were good, he just brute forced it *bad*

@drhenceforth

Жыл бұрын

It's the undeserved confidence and the dismissive tone he gives, especially to Simon, that drives me crazy. It is across multiple series, too. They should pat Neebs on the head, say, "thank you for that buddy," and then ignore everything he said.

Can’t say how many times I screamed at the tv and threw my hands up when they couldn’t explain something right. 😂

"He killed all he could" - IE, the mad king and everyone else, because he kills all of them.

That was the most emotion I have ever experienced from a KZread video. Well done guys. Keep it up. You had me angry then laughing and frustrated and the happy. Wow.

I feel Dora's pain. Two of them couldn't figure out what they already did 2 minutes ago. Neebs couldn't even remember they hadn't yet made it to that part. And I don't know how Dora made it through the chess with the horrible directions. Neebs and Simon also didn't know which one was the king or queen. Congrats Dora lol.

@KW-de9sc

9 ай бұрын

Dora doesn’t even get to talk. Mf doesn’t know his left from rights and still somehow stumbled through the correct path on the floor puzzle.

I feel like standing next to the generator should reduce the frozen screen effect.

"I'm gonna fall in this pit, and I hope it kills me 😂" - My favorite Dora line :3

That is the most enjoyable production in a while! TY!!!

as someone who plays chess, i've both had a stroke and laughed hysterically during this episode

Not going to lie I had to skip the chess part. Anxiety was through the roof watching the beginning of it lol hahaha love you guys keep up the great videos

I have NEVER been more frustrated watching something 😂 I was legitimately yelling at my phone "it's the bad king and the happy people and the queen!!!!!" 😂😂😂

This is THE greatest. Thank you guys and Aztecia

Watching them play this game, you'd swear that these three had never described anything before in their lives

Yeah that chess part was an obvious roadblock. It becomes so mutch harder to try and understand some1 when u dont look at the pieces from behind. Not to mention it may be a good thing to know what piece is which. But hey this is why we love the Neebs crew, all that constant none scripted chatter back and forth only makes the whole thing so mutch better. This is mutch funnier then i thought it was gonna be. How in gods name doesent anyone of them know how to play chess. Are u for real with that 5x5 spike maze. They dident even have the correct book and he still managed to walk across it. Just to point out how incredibly lucky he was there, North is towards the door or forward and he followed the instructions as if North was behind him. When u die and respawn the books changes and if u pause at 19:56 u can se that the book has changed. They never read from the correct book but becouse he thought that East was the left corner (left corner is West) he somehow managed to walk through it by walking in the opposit directions as to what Neebs read out to him. That was just pure luck that he managed to walk across that as not only did he start in the wrong location according to the book neebs hade, he also hade West and East swapped so he also walked wrong.

@lalon2337

11 ай бұрын

thank you for this. I was hurting my head trying to understand how this happened. how east and west swapped and north remained the same. And what bothered me even more was Dora acting like it was normal. I didn't think I would ever say this, but i can take them not knowing chess. not being familiar with directions is too much.

I love how Dora’s first words when they get reunited are”I wanna punch you” 😂😂😂

This reminded me so much of being on set. I died laughing. Thanks guys! I needed that!

Somehow Simon is looking smarter and smarter than Neebs every video haha.

@FlintBeastgood

11 ай бұрын

Truly.

@lalon2337

11 ай бұрын

true

@ElixirOfEuphoria

11 ай бұрын

Fr my god, no critical thinking skills 😂

Holy crap! Two in one day? I know what im doing. I just got off work alright im not stalking yall lmaoo

The theater one I swear was even more raging then the chess was YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE PLAY

i dont play chess but i even know the name of all the pieces ,lol,yall just to good and funny love all you guys and ty for the quality entertainment!!!

Man watching them play chess is soooo hard haha

This was painful to watch, but I also laughed my ass my off, while yelling at the screen lol. Just what I expect from Neebs Gaming haha

“I have to because you guys can’t remember “ 😂

I love this so much. Thank you for the gift that is this video.

Doralious and associates needs to come bk

If I'm ever stuck in a situation where I need someone to remotely walk me through a simple task in order to keep me alive, I'm praying it's not Neebs, because hooooooooly shit is he bad at giving directions.

@xxxpandaxxxae

11 ай бұрын

Yeah Simon actually did really good describing stuff though

That was amazing, If yall did mote stuff like this I would watch them all!

I'm 10 minutes into it and my nerves are shot, chaos LOL it's just chaos!

If one of them coulda just said "white on right" it woulda made this sooo much easier lol of if you guys knew which was the king an which was the queen lol

Continuing my editing as I watch 18:16 You did fine Dora, Neebs really needs to get it together 28:00 Dora...you really didnt pay attention to that room where the props had writing on the back smh...29:27 All the bickering and negativity wont help you lol 32:55 How can you not tell that the man with a sword drawn isnt a happy scene...how can you not tell that? 39:02 How does a sword look like he's burying things? Help me understand how do you see lol 44:29 THE DAMN BLOOD LIGHT SHEESH 49:55 No the game is fine. Pull your brains from your butt steam Ending: I hope they try this again and rescue both. But no time soon please lol

@KW-de9sc

9 ай бұрын

You left out a hat Dora doesn’t know his directions, they flat out had the wrong book, and still somehow solved it hay puzzle the fastest.

I am furious now, but I also enjoyed.

This was both amazing to watch and very painful!😂

This hurts soo much lol how is Simon the best one of the bunch....

@theiconicone2675

Жыл бұрын

Okay, so I love you guys so much, watch every video. But I absolutely hate you 3 right now. Like I was screaming at the TV.

You'd never realize how big of a confusion you can cause switching the king and queen pieces.... oh wait ✋️ 😂😂

"You're about to lose Dora im gonna take Dora out" 😂😂😂

"Castle for your A**hole" killed me!

It's painfully obvious that the Gang needs to do a Chessmaster series.

Lmao too funny how Simon and neebs were calling it the king and Dora was was like so the queen and then they were like noooo the king

Needs and Simon... WTH?! 😂 King queen confusion hurts me to watch. Poor Dora

I love this please keep it going the rage between you guys is amazing