After his mind went lost through these tiktoks he went ahead and did something in the UK on September 8 2022.

@alrightatgames

Жыл бұрын

But.. the shirt said he didn't...

@Metrolikescheese

Жыл бұрын

@@alrightatgames the shirt lied…

@alrightatgames

Жыл бұрын

@@Metrolikescheese Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing

@fluffyanimal1548

Жыл бұрын

He did it on my birthday. Every birthday I will have to remember what tragedy happened because of schlatt

@duckscitomaster1308

Жыл бұрын

what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumbass little kid

You have perfected his thumbnail style, I thought this was a new schlatt video!

@yeetyboi67

Жыл бұрын

Well his thumbnails are the most simple things on earth

@th3simpl3tond3monproductions

Жыл бұрын

@@yeetyboi67 True.

@fruit6445

Жыл бұрын

dude what i didnt notice until you said so

@ImDannn

Жыл бұрын

The replies are proof people don’t know this is actually one is Sclatts channels

@leonardorolingstella8554

Жыл бұрын

same

Schlatt really perfected the system.... Makes one youtube video then reposts it to 3 separate channels.... Bam, three times the profit

@PotatoLad430

Жыл бұрын

This isn't his channel, its a fan made one who takes streams then edits them into highlights

@Jdawg0529

Жыл бұрын

@@PotatoLad430 I hope schlatt gets some of the royalties from this. bro literally downloads a video, cuts 10 minutes out, adds some captions then calls it a day

@PotatoLad430

Жыл бұрын

@@Jdawg0529 Doubt it, this happens to a lot of streamers and a vast majority would not pay or be indorsed by the streamer themselves

@kirbotime

Жыл бұрын

@@Jdawg0529 nahh, he defo knows about this channel but I think a lot of his group are aware of these compilation/'edits' channel, esp after the Lunch Club shorts accounts

@beluga2342

Жыл бұрын

@@Jdawg0529 i mean schlatts doing even less work to make these videos lmao

8:50 "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" For those who don't get it: The wheelchair.

@davidgordillo6583

Жыл бұрын

9:00

@oriontigley5089

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the bones aren't easy to eat either...

@loreteller.

Жыл бұрын

@@oriontigley5089 True, true, I'd imagine it'd be like trying to eat rocks lmao

@fazeelk7171

Жыл бұрын

@@oriontigley5089 good soup

@chanceneck8072

Жыл бұрын

Yep, wheelchair!

Talking about straws: I recently had boba tea withba bamboo straw and it was incredible. Lifechanging even. Those things don't get soggy, don't add any weird taste and they're environmentally friendly

@psycholamborghini4828

Жыл бұрын

Bamboo straws should replace paper straws. Can't be too hard to make either since there's already a lot of bamboo-made products

@ItsDaNewGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@psycholamborghini4828 Yes, I truly do enjoy cyanide with my tea. Really improves the flavor, you know?

@psycholamborghini4828

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsDaNewGuy what?

@ItsDaNewGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@psycholamborghini4828 Bamboo contains cyanide. That's like, the most interesting thing about it. Pandas are the only animal that can digest cyanide without dying.

@psycholamborghini4828

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsDaNewGuy Interesting. Cherry pits also contain Cyanide. I don't think there'd really be any danger at all to using bamboo straws, besides, the way they treat the bamboo probably removes anything that would be incredibly harmful to people.

8:31 In Germany we have edible straws that work flawlessly. They're basically like pasta that's been reinforced with apple fibers. The company that makes them is called wisefood. They even sent us about 8 free packets that were "past expiration" with our order!

@ratwasher.

Жыл бұрын

Thats sick

@luckypanda512

Жыл бұрын

That sounds amazing

The captcha one was so relatable tho (also I really needed that last one)

@TheReeShow

Жыл бұрын

I subscribe to the belief that captchas are just data mining for machine learning. By using them we are literally teaching computers to be human and detect human capabilities. That's why they get more advanced or vague.

@pongangelo2048

Жыл бұрын

Did you lose your voice doing captcha as well?

@localdumbass9355

Жыл бұрын

@@pongangelo2048 more like damn near broke the wall

@localdumbass9355

Жыл бұрын

@@TheReeShow well, it deters the more stupid bots

@residentidiocracy7342

Жыл бұрын

Captchas are so easy though, that guy is just blind

bros tricking me into watching the same video twice and im actually falling for it

@thermochemist

Жыл бұрын

ive watched the stream the main channel video and this. 3 videos. and i watched the full length of all of them

@shanerade

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

7:52 he’s standing there like a middle aged dad

Fun fact about that pirate ship: they have one of those in south Carolina as like an trip for kids to shoot water at a guy dressed as a pirate named stinky pete.

@ionianfeathers2290

Жыл бұрын

thats what this one is as well, this one is in Hawaii, assuming it is, I went on it when i was a kid, kinda suprised its still there

Schlatt understands the masculine appreciation of heavy industry and forging.

7:30 she actually said H-cup, equivalent to the American G-cup

Imagine the ammount of pain if you got caught in one of those crushing machines

@Punkinkat

Жыл бұрын

Okay but it’s kinda sick going out like that

@TheRallycore

Жыл бұрын

Just go in head first, won't feel a thing.

@dustnstuff7729

Жыл бұрын

@@TheRallycore before it reaches your brain itd crush your skull so youd still momentarily feel it

4:24 The fact I casually looked over at my watch/calender and it's fucking 9.11 today aswell, Im dying

R.I.P. SHAT

@yappiedraws4241

2 ай бұрын

REST IN PETER

I love watching “Schlatt” react to these TikToks

shlatt dies:cause of death being crushed by the glass thingy

13:26 the most American thing I have heard all day.

7:53 What a distinguished gentleman

schlatt turning into nardwuar @ 5:28

Hi schlagg I really appreciate all you do for your viewers at the ment sick with the flu, watching your videos has really helped me through the sickness. Thank you, schlarg

wtf if you hold space Schlatt sounds like AI Ben Shapiro haha

The very human guy could literally make the next saw movie 🤣

can we please get someone to keep a record of this mans final wishes?? he says what he wants done every other video

The only part of the vegetable you can't eat is the wheelchair.

7:52 That is the most "I just finished with your daughter, so now I'm drinking your milk" energy

The punchline to "what's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" Is the wheelchair.

@howepellin

5 ай бұрын

Wheelchair a vegetable??

@FentanylMonkey

3 ай бұрын

@@howepellin Disabled people are vegetables

I hope that Capcha guy is recovering after his nightmarish experience.

3:24 ohh so thas how nokias are made

@Dinglerest

5 ай бұрын

Durability test:

5:28 bros hitting the perfect nardwuar impression

6:00 I've seen way to many people fall into those to enjoy them anymore

2:19 made me spit my cereal everywhere

11:23 WHY IS IT SO PERFECT 😭

i literally died of laughter

@billcosby2132

Жыл бұрын

Rip

@itsNep_

Жыл бұрын

@@billcosby2132 time to go ham on those cold cheeks amirite

@seamuswalker6879

Жыл бұрын

💀

@c.h.s1001

Жыл бұрын

did u meet the queen

@_raccoon_1073

Жыл бұрын

Prank him John

7:38 is that a jojo refrence.

2:02 bro somebody get mickey mouse an inhaler 💀

0:31 when schlatt's number got to 9 i though "no fkn way"

9:00 the punchline is “the wheelchair”

When schlatt does not post we got this as the second best thing

@boogieloogie3150

Жыл бұрын

he did tho

@lucycox1833

Жыл бұрын

@@boogieloogie3150 this is the shlagg account, if that’s what you mean

I really enjoy "Schlatt" reacting to these

4:30 what tragedy

Schlatt does any unnecessary math. Brain: fockin ANGR

What a wholesome ending

12:54 I started crying I needed that tbh

@sozded

Жыл бұрын

u prob just need some ram tbh

The same person that made recaptcha made the duolingo owl. He's always chosen violence.

@McBehrer

Жыл бұрын

chosen*

@loveliyah6332

Жыл бұрын

@@McBehrer yep

Cant wait for ‘TikToks that made Schlatt Go Crazy’ to drop

Shlatt ends the video on a good note with that wholesome motivational video, then reminds us that he's shlatt by joking about killing a family of five. That's why I love him lol

6:50 Schlatt's Mother on her way to the next client.

That last bit had me on the floor.

Life hack: change the accessibility settings on the bottom left of the captcha. Sometimes you can switch to hearing and typing numbers (basically tell the robot you’re blind) and that version of the caption is easier to deal with.

imagine if you had this on in another tab. “i ran into the back of a dodge caravan and killed a family of five.” **national amthem**

10:29 im alive i had my seatbelt on

Schlong never fails to amuse.

10:34 Big Guy dropped a fire tongue twister and expected us not to notice🔥

@nooby6406

6 ай бұрын

Rear corner panel of the wheel well

A place by where I live has some weird-looking biodegradable straws, but they don't ruin my drink's flavor or get soggy so I like them

we need to start doing what Italy is doing and use pasta for straws

Shout out to that last one, needed that.

"schlatt's" mind was already lost when he hit that family of 5 back in '99

These videos truly made

Me watching my straw dissolve into the water as Taylor swift takes a 20 minute private plane ride:

Thats a baby gator, hardly a problem. Give him a hug 😂

12:48 timestamp Can’t have nothing in Detroit

How did that end on such a wholesome note my guy

My stoner friend had this wild idea that captchas were actually visual recognition tests for artificial intelligence, but it was easier to make hundreds of thousands of humans do the recognition for the AI and submit the correct responses under the guise of a small security feature.

@RollerBaller

Жыл бұрын

Ngl sounds legit

1:18 Mr. Small had enough 💀💀 He sound like Mr. Steven Small from amazing world of gumball.

The thing Schlatt said at the end is so true! Where I live a 90 year old woman killed a driver in a Dodge Caravan too!

The ending 😂

2:30 Once again, you can find this red ship sailing the western coast of Florida. I’ve seen it many many times.

"HE'S NOT GOIN FOR THE FISH!!"

That grinder reminded him of what he did to those innocent bystanders in 99'

Considering the amount of 9/11 jokes with schlatt, I was slightly concerned when I chose my number as five...

ngl i needed that bit at the end

dude that one where that guy was like saying nice things ACTUALLY MADE ME HAPPY BECAUSE I FAILED MY CHEM TEST TODAY AND I WAS SO SAD ABOUT IT

4:53 Fuckin inline turbo charged baby 💀

Paper straws wrapped in plastic... nice💀💀🤣🤣

Aaand that is how I’m ending my night.

7:56 made me dying

12:55 We all know that at least ONE serial killer has seen a video like that on Tiktok and they thought "Maybe I am a human"

Bamboo straws are the best

Nah its good- love you jschlatt

i love you shlaggletin

8:56 "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" The wheelchair.

@bluefireplayz6593

Жыл бұрын

?

@joshc5613

Жыл бұрын

@@bluefireplayz6593 "vegetable" is another term for someone who is basically brain dead

i kinda like watchin' this little schlagg fella

Good to see "Schlatt" watching "Tiktoks" and not doing something else.

7:25 .... I mean bro had a choice either never expirience it or expirience it now

we need to send schlatt analog horror

I couldn’t stop laughing.

Happy international Jshclatt day

I love the outro music. God bless America

He really needed to balance it out in the end huh 13:00

Shlatt impersonating motivational dude sounded just like Nardwaur

First video: remember the coffin meme? Yeah, fits perfectly.

Schluggernaut

I did the number thing at 0:50 and then I said 11 after schlatt said 9 so little joke for you there

@choco_L8

Жыл бұрын

thank you Nine_TwentyTwo

6:23 “put my head in there”

the BMNG survival comments is so valid xD

It’s schlatt offering to help the walrus for me

5:28 thanks for the advice schlat

1:00 Movie idea-someone has to deactivate a bomb but it's all in captcha

@tannerhutcheson741

5 ай бұрын

That’s genius

13:24 caught me off guard, I was totally blindsided

@jinipeter674

11 ай бұрын

same