"TikTok vs Youtube"
Ya asked for it, ya got it
ya filthy savages
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LYRICS:
TikTok:
Knock knock,
Open the door
It’s tiktok coming in
Get ya clothes on the floor
Yeah strip, lil bitch
You was hoping to score
But you gone leave with ya asshole open and sore
I got, 200 million eyes who boutta see
That I’m the new king
These kids bound to agree
Algorithms designed down to a T
To keep them away from you and lookin at me
Ugh
Everybody get the fuck down
There’s a new top dog in town ready to bust rounds
You got fans but not for long
I’m boutta steal em with a dance and a poppy song
I Got em tiktok challenging,
Shakin around
And that pedestal you’re on
Bitch I’m breakin it down
Nobody wanna watch ya KZread originals
Shit is pitiful
content condition critical
Look
It’s clear to see
You’re fearing me
And your anxiety is rooted in truth
They’re bored with you
I’m fresh and new
my plan to addict em all is foolproof
I got the market cornered
Call the coroner
KZread is now poof
dust in the wind
This is just the begin-ing
Of my new control of the Youth
Somebody call will smith
This feline’s lookin real stiff
Scared of the future
But aint no rewind time this time lil bitch
KZread you lookin real sick
I know that you think I’m a dick
But I want what’s best for you
So I hope that your death is both painless and quick
KZread:
Oh no,
Im shakin in my boots
tiny dicktok is takin all my views
Userbase a hundred million
Oh wait, mine is 2 billion
That’s right, I am still killing him
I might stick a hot drill in him
Get him off my ass like Brazilian
My silly man you’ll end up in a filthy pen
With all the other fake ass bullshit apps
Who try to go toe to toe with the cap-tain
It aint hap-nin’
You’ll get slapped then
Taken out back and capped friend
You really think your weak app is haunting me?
How bout you play some shit horizontally
Oh that’s right you can’t, how funny
Just like you can’t pay your creators good money
Vsauce, MKBHD, and H3
Charlie, Pewds, meat canyon Dunkey,
Scott the Woz, Joel, Dubz, TND
Ain’t no way you fuckin with me
TikTok douchers dancing around with dumb haircuts
Tryin to be the next Beast
I’ll eat your bitch ass for breakfast you bumbling fuck
Go tell babish to ready the feast
Fuck you
You are not a threat you a dumb fool
Talkin all that shit I should punk you
Or Beat you like a drunk uncle with some nuts on his truck do
You’re just a knock-off KZread wannabe
get comfy you’re stuck living under me
And if I hear that Oh No song one more time
It’s Lights out bitch say hi to Vine
Пікірлер: 4 600
You know the drill... Who won, and who you wanna hear next? Hit me. Also Mutilate the subscribe button for me plz
@yarishparmar7321
3 жыл бұрын
youtube won !
@raeyan4244
3 жыл бұрын
KZread boiz
@yurrisjj5948
3 жыл бұрын
KZread!!
@golemking1506
3 жыл бұрын
Tiktok shouldn't be competing it's underage
@dwnnr4810
3 жыл бұрын
tiktok is more lost than a dude in a maze sheeesh
That’s a win for KZread 👏
@Vxqjr
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@mikskalseris6240
3 жыл бұрын
Yeaah
@RF_N
3 жыл бұрын
no cap
@mohamed_taha288
3 жыл бұрын
Yes sirrrr
@Ichigoat19
3 жыл бұрын
Dude,KZread Would Rip out tiktok’s heart KZread wins KZread is OG and Better
Given the fact that we're all watching this on KZread, pretty much sums up which one is superior
@Sigma_Gooner3509
3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@fokiondialetis
3 жыл бұрын
ur a legend my dude
@mmvi8927
3 жыл бұрын
can guarantee this video will be on my fyp in the next day or two
@coolboygamer5570
Жыл бұрын
KZread won Tiktokloses
@DowntownRiverWalker
4 ай бұрын
Frrr
"you cant pay your creators good money" I felt that
@HarveySeasalt
2 жыл бұрын
You and me both friend
@MrGamingtor
2 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt lol
@playerkong5214
2 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt bro you forgot about India ban tik tok
@emmavasser9445
Жыл бұрын
Yoooloooo🎃🎃🎃 happy 0ct 22🎃
@emmavasser9445
Жыл бұрын
2o22
Tik tok: i got 200 million eyes on me 💪 KZread: OH NO and I got 2 billion 😑🥱 KZread 🔥
@user-0r67h2wdhu
2 жыл бұрын
KZread has 10 Billion downloads on Google Play and TikTok has 1 Billion Downloads
@aeyes1314
9 ай бұрын
thats an even bigger gap@@user-0r67h2wdhu
@Monster8242
7 ай бұрын
@@user-0r67h2wdhuthat’s only Google play tho it doesn’t include the App Store let alone any internet browser in existence so the numbers gotta be even higher for KZread
That’s a win for KZread definitely
@Borigin
3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@user-nw9lr8pf9l
3 жыл бұрын
For sure man
@nazimkais5750
3 жыл бұрын
Normal
@vertexclark4678
2 жыл бұрын
Me watching this on KZread
@Shyshy626
2 жыл бұрын
I mean youtube will always come out on top
KZread just removed tiktok from existence the rap gave me goosebumps.
The “and I’m gonna go tell babish to ready the feast” had me won for KZread
"Why not play things horizontally "💀👏 W youtube
my plan is in full effect, this is the closest I've gotten to Scott the Woz yet
@HarveySeasalt
3 жыл бұрын
Your cheeks almost touched! 🤏🏼
@hussienchahal9854
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@planetmars8627
3 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt KZread won
@momowillfindu
3 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt youtube
@Hi-jy1ui
3 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt among us vs fall guys
We all knew KZread was going to win 🔥 🔥 🔥
@christinajelly8366
3 жыл бұрын
yup
@xavier5920
3 жыл бұрын
Yuuuup
@blackmambo2526
3 жыл бұрын
It’s obvious
@1cceee2
3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@Synxy21
3 жыл бұрын
Duhhhhhhhhhh
" say hi to vine" , that line was the killer
The fact we are watching on KZread says it all🥵
@novawolf252
2 жыл бұрын
Fax
Duuuuude!! That was straight up murder on tiktok! Well done! I'm not worthy!
@HarveySeasalt
3 жыл бұрын
YOU’RE WORTHY ZECH
@ripli3275
3 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt lol
@keithmgaming4903
3 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt dude why do you tell us to put the winner in the comments and then you just put them in the side you just ignore why
@moviesdebunked2769
3 жыл бұрын
@@ripli3275 I recommend Destiny 2 Marvels Spider man and need for speed heat
@ripli3275
3 жыл бұрын
@@moviesdebunked2769 kk
KZread: We gonna ban this vid... Oh, he said we're better than TikTok... Send him the platinum play button... Now.
Everybody new KZread was gonna be the winner when it went after tiktok
2:00 this punchline is a crime
@fokiondialetis
3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Cracked_clan_official
3 жыл бұрын
Ya his s my fav rap line in his entire channel
@prod_naut
3 жыл бұрын
frr
@footballfan6009
3 жыл бұрын
Word😬
2:49 Me when I hear the "Oh No" song again.. But seriously that "Oh No" thing I keep hearing is so stupid and repetitive around tiktok
@MarkStillPlays
2 жыл бұрын
i have ptsd from it already
tiktok vs you tube
RAP BATTLE WAS SICK, DEFINITELY GONNA SUB
@arandyasin810
3 жыл бұрын
BABATUNDE. I %100 spelt that wrong
@Voltexvalky
3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@xavier5920
3 жыл бұрын
PLATINUM
even if youtube had a bad rap, he would of still won
@arthurfanzlau3153
2 жыл бұрын
🦾
@Theamazonalexa
2 жыл бұрын
Yep youtube is superior
@stevensanchez1192
2 жыл бұрын
KZread is a mafia boss, TikTok is a strip club owner.
@2kbandzzz
2 жыл бұрын
mans speakin facts
@tryhard7285
2 жыл бұрын
Fax lmao
KZread already won since I am watching this on KZread 😂
This rap battle was legendary
It’s crazy when people get off TikTok, they go on KZread to watch TikTok’s 🤣😭😩🤡
“Well say something sexual and call me a funny name” he’s running out of ideas lol.
@nathansenior1733
3 жыл бұрын
It was funny though
@itzmaddz
3 жыл бұрын
yeah its like okay submissive and breedable
@OxxOYT
3 жыл бұрын
Think it was a reference to tiktoks strickt guidelines
@nathansenior1733
3 жыл бұрын
@@OxxOYTmaybe but probably not
Haven’t even watched it yet but I’m hyped! Best series on yt not even close.
@its_milli8403
3 жыл бұрын
Alright I watched it. Not disappointing, some heat fr
TikTok should be thanking youtube because that is what this battle is on
I’m with KZread on this - I use it way more and like it said, you can play stuff horizontally plus KZread helps keep up more with going on in the world than just dumb stuff for attention. KZread has everything and tik tok I think some people dedicate too much time to or base their life off it. KZread is used for relaxing or just like watching KZread channels way more. Plus knowing some social media causes depression and etc KZread doesn’t negatively affect me like other social media does I’d say
We know whats up next : Nike vs Adidas Or Ford vs Chevrolet Make it happen King 👑
@aacc3342
3 жыл бұрын
I agree with Adidas Vs nike
@lxchy8352
3 жыл бұрын
ford vs cheverolette isnt even a question chevy is way better
@Apollo_Lopes
3 жыл бұрын
@@lxchy8352 no Chevrolet is shit
@immaculatechurch9382
3 жыл бұрын
Yes u r a genius
@immaculatechurch9382
3 жыл бұрын
@@Apollo_Lopes true
KZread won! Awesome work as always and congrats on your continued success. Hope the break helped
@HarveySeasalt
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you my squirrely friend
@chidiebereonyili4433
3 жыл бұрын
About if you try Ronaldo and Messi rap battle
pov you all watched this on youtube
ronaldo vs messi pele vs maradona coke vs pepsi mcdonalds vs burger king popeyes vs kfc these good ideas?
“Well do something sexual to me and call me a funny name” WTF💀😂😂
@yuritarted984
3 жыл бұрын
Watch his other videos he usually says something like that
@fay_bettr
3 жыл бұрын
Like there's no way that guy won't say something gay after the first opponent is done roasting 😂
@otx9364
3 жыл бұрын
@@fay_bettr fax 😂
Definitely KZread that was fire🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@OBVR55
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cyberturk2537
2 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@eza_brick9156
2 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@familyzondi1971
2 жыл бұрын
tik tok came in hard !😂
@greengoblin5192
2 жыл бұрын
Fr
KZread - Quality Tiktok - Quantity Who else agrees?
"do something sexual to me and call me a funny name" saw someone comment that on another video lol
KZread went all in! But come on, we all knew TikTok was done for.
@fay_bettr
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly tiktok had non KZread 😂😂
2:23 can we appreciate how much creativity was put into this line
@Michael-ww6mc
3 жыл бұрын
The only person I knew there was me beast :(
@make_.a-line
3 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-ww6mc you dont know CHARLIE!?
I personally like KZread more than Tik tok in general bcs KZread has more longer content and tik tok is usually just 10 second clips
Me trying to scroll to see if anybody wanted say some bad about KZread
We all know KZread won before the rap even started.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG AND I AM NOT SUPRISED THAT KZread WON. KZread was spitting facts on facts on facts. Thanks Harvey you never let us down!
@nathiinathi7870
Жыл бұрын
KZread
well im watching this in yt so yall know where the family chillin at
You get KZread on every phone for free but when you buy the phone you have to download TikTok
@amr4336
2 жыл бұрын
What about IOS phones ?
Damn KZread definitely won 🏆
youtube first talk WAS INSANE
KZread as a advantage 1 complete videos 2 friendly moments 3 no stupid cringe stuff
@SonikPixelz901
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
Yo I wanna hear this one muscle cars vs JDM
Mate this is the best one so far and when i saw this i fought to myself why is this a thing youtube has already won But all jokes aside ur very good content creator and Rapper and keep it up🙂
@HarveySeasalt
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude
@General_Keno
3 жыл бұрын
No Problemo
@ivankalanj7115
3 жыл бұрын
@@General_Keno great pfp
@General_Keno
3 жыл бұрын
@@ivankalanj7115 yo thanks mate
This was a pretty even split, hot dog takes lead imo
TikTok can’t say much when I’m watching this on KZread
2:00 that line was insane dude
At first I was like “ain’t no way KZread can beat that” BUT GOD DAMN
@Joeys-tech61911
2 жыл бұрын
O
@dontreadmyprofile6945
2 жыл бұрын
TikTok had no chance
@Videomaker-pz4xm
2 жыл бұрын
Even if KZread had a bad rap he would've won.
It has to be KZread because I'm on KZread that must mean like there's more people and people people a really confident commenting more
KZread EASILY takes home that dub
Why is this Channel so underrated 😢
@JohnSmith-uo8lj
3 жыл бұрын
That what I want to know🤔🤔🤔🤔
@jdvsjboy
2 жыл бұрын
I’m questioning it too🤔🤔
@Cla-ppz
2 жыл бұрын
No its not idioits
@mryomama6468
2 жыл бұрын
Ask your mama
YAAAAAS another epic battle Harvey never fails to impress. Legend
"If I hear the oh no song one more time, bitch lights out say hi to vine" Damn KZread surely killed it. Rip vine
KZread did not let that slide
Can u pls do dc vs marvel? Ur awesome btw!!!
@DisplayAltair
3 жыл бұрын
bunda
@drum4416
3 жыл бұрын
Yes good idea
@eggshell940
3 жыл бұрын
he has to
Whoever disliked this I have no respect for you.
@shaunadam9463
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe its the tik tokers that disliked
@gengai0181
2 жыл бұрын
Boi its gotta be the tiktokers who legit felt the loss of TikTok in this battle
@thutusurtf7310
2 жыл бұрын
nobody did
@ridwanhussein2573
2 жыл бұрын
the vid surprisingly has no dislikes
@kandraattwood5370
2 жыл бұрын
I disliked even though Iove KZread
day vs night
Dam KZread was brutal 😂😂
i've loved all your battles so far. keep it up!
I wouldn't miss this for the world
Left VS right
And right now 2022 You Tube has 2.3 billion active users and Tik Tok has reached 1.2 billion.... we need a 2. part of this song.
This got me laughing" tiny Dik tok"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@Optimusprime702
3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment that would mention this. Lol me too
@tangiwilliams8650
2 жыл бұрын
@@Optimusprime702 😂nice
@fe4rr392
2 жыл бұрын
IDC
@idocare7921
2 жыл бұрын
@@fe4rr392 I Do Care
@fe4rr392
2 жыл бұрын
@@idocare7921 I don’t tho
“Instagram vs Twitter”
@villygrilly8562
3 жыл бұрын
Do instagram vs twitter
Best line of the video: Users 100000000 o wait mine is 2B
pov:your watching on youtube
Amazon music VS Spotify plsss
@hypernetic6727
3 жыл бұрын
YES
@jayjaywolterman6627
3 жыл бұрын
@999 clairo no just no...
@jayjaywolterman6627
3 жыл бұрын
@999 clairo no cuz not every ios user use Apple music and if you search on the Internet which one they download the most between spotify and Amazon music you will see that Amazon music has more users than spotify
@jayjaywolterman6627
3 жыл бұрын
@999 clairo k
Harvey literally just said, "SUBSCRIBE", so yeah, KZread definitely won this battle!
KZread
My mom:tiktok Me:youtube
yt won with that line 2:00
@dealijahseay3125
3 жыл бұрын
Frrre
@urtiyayeah1946
3 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOO
@urtiyayeah1946
3 жыл бұрын
2:23 also
Lol this was actually brilliant way better than i expected youtube is winning i think they need a round 2 (youtube search brought me here)
@HarveySeasalt
2 жыл бұрын
Appreciate it broski 🤜🏼
@JonathanEBoyd
2 жыл бұрын
@@HarveySeasalt you're welcome great work all the best
KZread Just killed it
youtube has everything tiktok dances dances dances
Do windows vs apple, this absolute fire!
Proud to put the first LIKE on this vid.
@golemking1506
3 жыл бұрын
Proud to put the first like on this comment
@vector_vector__
3 жыл бұрын
@@golemking1506 oh .thanks that's so sweet ☺
KZread said say hi to vine hahah
KZread, if you choose tiktok I will destroy you
I really hope one day you get like 10 million subscribers like bro the content is too good
that was dope bro!! and youtube won of course just like the boxing match
@vonmaranan7386
3 жыл бұрын
fax
@isuxvey14
3 жыл бұрын
TRUE TRUE!!!
what are the reasons tick tock got shut down is because promoting brain Rot figuratively
KZread easy days my guuuy. I wanna see Roblox and Fortnite go head to head.
1:58 damn dik-tok
I was waiting for this one so long
Tiktok was really good but KZread was only using 1% of its power 🔥🔥🔥
I love the way you tube ended
this is like comparing prime mike tyson against me in boxing youtube is just better
KZread won this one 🔥 Plz can u do dc vs marvel?
KZread: IM THE BEST VIDEO APP EVER! Tiktok: NO ITS ME ?????? ???????: amateurs Tiktok & youtube:WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK? Battle grounds: AMATEURS
It’s ironic how we watching this on KZread
you never stop surprising,dude 😳🕶️🤏
@HarveySeasalt
3 жыл бұрын
Appreciate it Cyn 👊🏻
@gankyballs
3 жыл бұрын
So true, never.)
KZread's last line was lit
Dude I already know this rap gonna be fire
KZread WENT OFF ON TIK TOK
Win on KZread for sure Also I think it's funny at the end youtube dissed vine too