the scanner wife was so precious haha im glad she's having fun!

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

😂❤

@notearsleft217

4 ай бұрын

🥹

@gayfrog3102

4 ай бұрын

i was about to comment this like omg is she a librarian bcz i think we should build her her own library

“At least you’re not peeing in a diaper in Times Square.” You’re right. I’m peeing in a diaper in the comfort of my home.

@nailinthefashion

4 ай бұрын

She's right. I didn't buy 32 oz Mason jars for pickling

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what!!!!

@stegosheen

4 ай бұрын

@@nailinthefashion JARATE!

@maddieb.4282

4 ай бұрын

@@nailinthefashionthis is genuinely so funny

@Sweetness_crochet

4 ай бұрын

This makes me uncomfortable in so many ways🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

The woman scanning the books was so cute 😭

The mushroom one was so wholesome

@vanessahollenbach85

4 ай бұрын

I loved it sm 😂❤

The book scanning wife is 100% vaild i work at a library and i love scanning things in 😂

the guy skipping was so perfect he was bounding

5:36 this is probably the best pregnancy reveal I’ve ever seen

loved the women and chidren first one 😭😭😭 got a laugh out of my entire family

Also my best friends brother had a baby a few years ago and the babys pictures look EXACTLY like him. We were like yeah thats marlons baby. Like theres no debate about it lol

I'm glad I'm not the only grown adult who chooses to watch steven universe by myself

@Tazerboy_10

4 ай бұрын

😄 - I like Steve Universe!

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

😂😅

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

I love Steve universe 😍

@cluelessbluebird

4 ай бұрын

Me too me too 😌

@ezraf.7759

3 ай бұрын

that was how i watched beastars when it first came out on netflix. like no way in hell am I letting my family catch me being a furry in 4k

Whew, this one was particularly great

:39 Kelly Osborne disaster...lol Great job!

1:06 scared me so bad, my earphones made it seems like this was being said in my kitchen jgjfjfjdj Was funny though

youre always uploadikg righr before i go to sleep😭

Hell yeah monstro time

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

😊❤

dude I was just looking for a video of yours to watch lmao convient timing

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

❤

thank you monstro

Did eating the whole tub erase her pregnancy?

@MonstroVids

4 ай бұрын

It got her pregnant 🤰 Be careful out there

@romaromasalad112

4 ай бұрын

@@MonstroVids girl what😭😭😭 theres no fucki ngf way.. like that not how that works ?

@eggypeach171

4 ай бұрын

People get really intense cravings when they’re pregnant. She had a really intense craving and then found out later that she was pregnant

@romaromasalad112

4 ай бұрын

@@eggypeach171 oooogh that makes more sense ig

10:36 WHAT IN THE WARIOWARE IS THIS ONE

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

It's all about editing bro 🤣

'uploaded 58 seconds ago' im here early ayyyy

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

You are too fast 😂

BOMBOOOCLAAAATTTT

Nope, New Years Day I'm pissing in the street as a free Phiadelphian at the MUmmers Parade

0:51 his voice defies his face 😂

1:25 “itzakipiss? Wazagon solap fim un weedt? Dolap fookin pehpad lambs”

10:36 what the fuck

its ok audio balancing is hard

The carbon copies 🥹

Mac n cheese.....mac n cheese

Rip borrito

Lmao I know they can see the survey. I let em have it. even put my number in the bottom for extra comments. Do something!

Are they s no ones home 😂😂😂😂

Hey now that's not fair! There's 100 bigger reasons to hate Bakersfield!

7:08

"Wake up Liberals?" We know they're kissing homies, we've been trying to get them to admit it, but they only do it online half ironically.

medium yaoi sandwich

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

😂

I like to get my wife some corefee from dunkin donuts too

🤔 - Hmmm...

11:16

SECOND

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

❤

first

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

Congratulations dude ❤😊

Matpat

God loves you always and He wants to be with you always He died for our sins and rose the dead He is returning let us return to Him ✝️❤️

1:20 there is literally nothing funny about doing this. That shit will never grow back the same. When I was like 13 my neighbors friends held me down and plucked my eyebrows with a huge cap and I’m 29 now and it’s still visible. Like the hair that is there didn’t show up in my license picture, it just looks like a 3 inch gap.

@idtemp

4 ай бұрын

Don't worry, it's a filter, he's getting pranked

@jesuslovie

4 ай бұрын

CHILL bro

@dinkledankle

4 ай бұрын

You fool.

Since homosexuality has become more and more accepted we no longer say "women and children first" during emergencies, so maybe that woman is on to something . . .

@madfisch473

4 ай бұрын

lmao i bet _you_ wouldn’t even have to-they’re probably already running

12:16