Where is your soap, soldier?

My favorite time cut for any% is the drink skip, you don't need to drink the soda to make the base for an improvised explosive.

@user-yr6jp1oq1t

8 ай бұрын

Really? I wish I knew that while I was doing my sub 50 second run..

@jorisstravinkas2840

8 ай бұрын

​@@user-yr6jp1oq1tWell found your video and a I got a laugh out of it, so you get a sub!

@ToasterReincarnated

7 ай бұрын

I think u can throw the drink so it spills and you can get make explosives faster @@user-yr6jp1oq1t

@white2487

7 ай бұрын

​@@user-yr6jp1oq1ti would just open and spill em but i got banned for too much self antag..

I own an emitter for station defense, since that is what the greytide intended. Four antags break into my den "What in the BOINK " As I grab my gas mask and budget insulated gloves. Blow a batong sized hole through the first guy, he's husked on the spot. Draw my bola on the second man, miss him entirely because im unrobust and nail the station's secoff. I have to resort to the trash cannon mounted in maintence, loaded with welding fuel. "GOD SAVE THE GREYTIDE!" the trashball shreds two antags in the blast, the sound and the extra shrapnel sets of fire alarms. double grab spear charge the last terrified antag. He bleeds out waiting on the admin to arrive because spears in this codebase cause massive IB. Just as the greytide intended

@blakethesnake6686

8 ай бұрын

Just as the founding coders intended.

@joegrits9859

7 ай бұрын

Dude. Wtf, where did you get that bola?

@Nothinwrongwithbasic

7 ай бұрын

@@joegrits9859 based on the mention of the thirteen mechanic of "husking" I assume it's 13, in which bolas can be crafted with like 20 steel and 5 plastic assuming you use an auto/protolathe to print the cables

@burger-jd8cx

7 ай бұрын

@@Nothinwrongwithbasic husking... and trash cannons.... and internal bleeding... improvised bolas can be crafted with just iron and cables, which turns into iron and glass if you use an autolathe. real bolas are rarer

@joegrits9859

7 ай бұрын

@@Nothinwrongwithbasic Oh no, you misunderstand, I'm from 13, never touched 14. I'm just an idiot is all.

hah nice, although I don't understand why admin involvement is required in that situation, sec has full capacity to deal with that in character given that you did not harm anyone. Personally as someone who plays sec having some greytider shenanigans makes the round more fun, if theres nothing else going on.

@user-yr6jp1oq1t

8 ай бұрын

Centcomm greycist

@Vinzaf

8 ай бұрын

I can understand not wanting to encourage terror bombings every round, at least for no reason.

@ButcherTTV

8 ай бұрын

@@Vinzaf yeah I guess so, but address that if it keeps happening not for once off things. Although with that said the admin didn't do anything drastic so it was fair enough. I just enjoy keeping it in character and not calling admins every time something minor happens lol

@fredericklib4368

8 ай бұрын

While only the admin knows for sure i assume they (the admin) simply happened to witness it and the server probably has a rule against self-antag so thats why he got bwoinked especially since he did speedrun to do it (like it wasnt even 3 min since roundstart). Which really makes it looks like hes just there to selfantag and blow stuff up which is usually people even LRP servers dont want.

@marlikbudvergard

8 ай бұрын

​@fredericklib4368 I wish tiders were more aggressive towards the brig, it'd make my wardening more fun.

I hate that it takes the entire security department to process you lol

@soneagraphics

8 ай бұрын

The secoffs wanted to see and laugh at the bomber. But that turn in maints was smooth.

@sherlockduck3422

8 ай бұрын

unrobust + skill issues

@blissseeker4719

5 ай бұрын

big part of playing sec is talking with prisoners, cause it can be fun. but yeah, sometimes ppl just hang about and meanwhile, nukies break into the armoury

GREYTIDE WORLDWIDE

@shroomer3867

11 күн бұрын

GREY GOO GREY WORLD GREY MATTER IN THE BRAIN

Weakest greytider vs the strongest sec department

1:15 man you outright used 60's cartoon tactics like a true greytider Great video

That admin had infinite patience. Any other admin would've banned you for not having a last name.

@shroomer3867

11 күн бұрын

Just like any security office would execute you on the spot for not having an ID

The entire sec team handling a single assistant who used the equivalent of a bottle rocket is hilarious but on a sublevel also really depressing,whats worse is whats normally an IC issue was Immediately ahelped. kinda unfortunate that the admin presiding didnt immediately label it as such

@Lil.Grandpa

8 ай бұрын

Because it’s wizard den, and you can get banned for something like throwing a LGBT pin in the trash.

@jzburda

8 ай бұрын

​@@Lil.Grandpai thought that was deltav

@zzurge1173

8 ай бұрын

tragic@@Lil.Grandpa

@Lil.Grandpa

7 ай бұрын

​@@zzurge1173 I once threw those globohomo pins away in the trash and some dude was on the radio questioning in all caps about who was throwing them away. It was fucking unreal. SS14 is the definition of a walking-on-eggshells simulator.

@Clown_the_Clown

7 ай бұрын

​@@jzburda Both

Bro tried to have fun in desk job simulator

One must only imagine grug 'tider' man happy, the 1 minute negotiation that increased the ban% speedrun time

the friendly admin 🥺😭

Gotta love when on LRP, antags can just go murderbone and stuff, but some random greytide gets you boinked. Also fun when I was playing on MRP as sec and caught same dude 4 times, dropped him in perma just for admin pull him out, moan about rules that I need wardens approval (by that time that dude already killed and injured a few crew mates and I was the only sec) for perma. Moments later I got blackpowdered and set on fire by syringe gun resulting in instadeath with disposal of my body. I am looking at you, Yogstation shitmins.

@NotOkarin

7 ай бұрын

Literally me on other MRP. I’m getting ahelp probably in at least every few rounds(to clarify.. without any actual consequences cause what I’m doing is actually in accordance to the rules). Whether while playing some sec or head role, or just for an ordinary role. F.e. while I was playing as a HoP somebody called me for smth. Turns out it was some brainwashed dude. He stabbed me a few times before I knocked him out with a taser. Then shortly after that, some other dude asked me to open the engi door and there was a drugged HoS, one random dead sec dude and some other dude with.. guess what? The same damn kitchen knife! Then some sec guy bursts in and try to fight of the knife-guy. Shortly after that he slips on a damn puddle. Knife-dude attacks me and gives me another two holes. This time I took the stun baton that officer dropped, cause my taser was dead. I knocked the dude of and cuffed him. After all this crap HoS wakes up and head of to the med, I’m taking the sec belt from the floor in this engi room and taking it to sec. I’ve told some guys there about this crazy turnout of events. Shortly after that I’m getting ahelp message about how I wasn’t supposed to do the secs’ job. I’ve fended them of just for some admin to yell at me for saving my own life. Thankfully this time he fucked off when I told him to check the logs and it turned out that he just wasn’t actually paying attention and I actually didn’t know what was waiting for me.

@NotOkarin

7 ай бұрын

That’s just one of many examples. Sorry for my bad English. Also there’re so many admins that are playing on the server as characters and are actually confused about the fact that MRP is not HRP.

@Clown_the_Clown

7 ай бұрын

Welcome to SS14 were the admins punish the most minor of offenses and then let murderers and gibbers run free because they have the "correct" politics.

@NotOkarin

7 ай бұрын

@@Clown_the_Clown imagine playing as a spider and getting ahelped and later burned to the crisp for not being evil after somebody emaged the recycler that spawned from the new year’s present, killed a half a server, including captain, while some other spider does the same and chilling. It’ll be sufficient to add that I died not cause of the recycler but because somebody got a damn singulo in their present. Also, later admins spawned the same captain as a borg and moved on as if nothing happened.

Finally someone explains how to win this game reliably...

pity us poor tiders wherever we roam

I got banned from Delta-V for placing 2 ieds in a lawyer's office, one exploded but the other didn't. an officer arrested me and took the other ied with him. on our way to sec to sentence me, the bomb legit exploded on him midway through lol

3:05 bwoink? Good time

IDK, some greytide action always makes the round more fun, especially for sec. I never report anyone for tiding unless they are going crazy(actually killing players, tiding when sec is already occupied with other threats, and so on)

Love how the captain has nothing better to do than play sec with AA and immediately say their ahelping over a desk being broken whilst the det is clearly running for trial mod complaining that you don’t have a last name

im suprised the admin didnt ask how you made the bomb so fast

@AGuy-vq9qp

8 ай бұрын

You’re implying it’s even remotely difficult

This has to be the only piece of ss14 I liked.

Now that i realize, everybody kinda can realize things at the station that require actual training or know how(like you know, a goddam IED), does that mean every passenger is, at least, a highly trained profesional? Like modern astronauts? Also why does the medications kinda work evenly on every species?

@somerandomserbian7077

8 ай бұрын

technology and standards are highly developed in the year 2XXX, when the game takes place

@riceboiii2937

8 ай бұрын

well medications metabolise at different rates also iron doesnt work on spiders. so medication kinda works unevenly ig

@andrewgreeb916

6 ай бұрын

Some creatures need different stuff for blood, but otherwise they are weirdly similar. Dionia can breathe o2 and co2, which begs the question, why breathe at all?

Its funny how SS14 admins get mad at anything. I remember making a tririum maxcap in SS13 and getting away.

@Blackern5000

6 ай бұрын

the admin wasn't mad, you're confused. They were chill and just had to inform the player that self-antag isn't allowed on the server. Stop acting like talking to a rule breaker is the most horrid oppressive action to ever exist.

@SolonarTM

5 ай бұрын

@@Blackern5000 liitle kid with a 2021 account licking admin boots what else is new

@Blackern5000

5 ай бұрын

@@SolonarTM Salty griefer mad about getting banned for breaking the rules and spreading hate towards the people keeping the game playable. Nothing new or interesting.

admin was being so nice to you too ngl

That was super funny, but your also the reason sec is not very fun to play that often

@user-yr6jp1oq1t

8 ай бұрын

fighting the good fight

@Clown_the_Clown

7 ай бұрын

Sec isn't fun to deal with. The amount of times I've been wrongfully arrested for 10 minutes is annoying.

@Cojoke

7 ай бұрын

@@Clown_the_Clown Sure, makes sense, everyone does. The job can be stressful and confusing if you take it seriously. Is this person lying? Did they kill a scoff and disguise themself in their uniform or are they telling the truth that they found it in the trash? Is that guy not on coms or did they die in maints? I think 10 minutes should be the maximum amount of time and only for moderate assault charges, like killing someone for anger or having stolen contraband that is confirmed not from you( ie: found a syndie item and didn't turn it in). A big issue with sec itself is the looseness of the brig timer.

@Clown_the_Clown

7 ай бұрын

@@Cojoke Eh. Sitting in a prison with nothing to do for 10 whole minutes over at virtual crime isn't exactly fun. I've played sec quite a bit before, I know how stressful it can be. I also know many players use sec as an excuse to ruin the fun for other people.

@CrazzyJ-iw5rc

6 ай бұрын

@@Clown_the_Clown we just gotta find the right balance between getting shitsec to mald, and not making the role so cancer we spawn more shitsec.

I never get why admins involve themselves in these kinds of situations. Long as no one got gibbed its all shenanigans

@germaner3254

7 ай бұрын

Blowing a hole into warden's office at the start of the round is fun for who exactly?

@alpha-1redrighthand829

7 ай бұрын

@@germaner3254for us Grey tiders

@user-uh2nv6qr8q

7 ай бұрын

@@germaner3254 ok shitmin

@kitchenersown

7 ай бұрын

@@germaner3254 it takes like 10 steel and glass to repair it

@germaner3254

7 ай бұрын

@@kitchenersown and what about the next time that happens, another search for 10 steel and then glass. Then it happens again, another 10 steel and 10 glass. Who’s this fun for exactly?

thank you for your service

I have no idea what I just witnessed.

He just like me fr (permabanned, back when the admins were a bit harsher)

Once i getted banned in lihe 5 minutes in round, after i weldbombed hop, because she didn't give me AA

based tider gameplay

You should have told the admin "just a small amount of trolling"

Remember to turn your suits sensors off

Hey? Syndicate will recruit you! You very good agent

I did this got a 3 min run but 10 mins in jail, capn was pretty pissed about it happening so quickly, 10/10 would do again

greytide worldwide

Tider full eng tool set (full belt with multitool,eng googles and insuls). My time was 1:40 inside goob station

Admins always ruin the experience , like the sec already was on the guy...

Usually when I do this as a tider. I get banned!

Literally me

:blunt:

What the fuck is this cursed non-grid movement??

@eux2484

8 ай бұрын

It's called space station 14 my friend. Learn to read the title

@RupertAndCheese

8 ай бұрын

@@eux2484 Duh. I'm saying that the non-grid movement is cursed.

@sinosventolera

8 ай бұрын

@@RupertAndCheeseWell you’re technically asking what it is

@Nothinwrongwithbasic

7 ай бұрын

Fourteen is a remake of ss13 in a newer engine, it has less lag problems and, as your comment said, cursed non-grid movement. And being downloadable on steam rather than BYOND The downsides is less server variety since there are only 2 active non-lizden servers that speak English, this leads to most servers being either harshly MRP or straight up no rp. as well as less content in general.

@RupertAndCheese

7 ай бұрын

@@Nothinwrongwithbasic Is it moddable so people can make their own server versions?

least chad greytider on ss14 (dont do this in ss13 i will bash your skull in as any role)

@S71xx

8 ай бұрын

Chad Greytider vs virgin valid-hunter.

@gtfafm1036

8 ай бұрын

I will do this every match just to bother you

Церберов банят быстрее

cptjeanluc is such a nerd im ngl

Я единственный русский человек который играет на английских серваках?

Getting mad at having to roleplay in the roleplayng game as a consequence for failing at roleplay

as always admins ruining the fun

@nonagon9192

8 ай бұрын

Dude broke server rules. They exist for a reason. There easy to read and clearly explain what you can and cannot do.

I kinda hate these gimmicks of just being a nuisance to sec for ruining wardens round, but yeah maybe do it with a story in why you did it will be funny at least rather than speed running getting trouble. This video only encourages people to do these behavior in the long run

@limemeiseer2969

8 ай бұрын

Wait I’m a an idiot this is LRP, yes go do crime. It doesn’t matter anyways. lmao

We speedrunning breaking the rules in a game now, seriously?

@ultra2424

8 ай бұрын

would you rather us speedrun doin your mom?

@mudkiptyler

8 ай бұрын

What else is there to do lol

@riceboiii2937

8 ай бұрын

@@mudkiptyler play the game as intended?

@mudkiptyler

8 ай бұрын

@@riceboiii2937 nuh uh

@crackhead2734

8 ай бұрын

OK furry

ss14 sucks for admins not allowing fun but shitty RP without balls. Its pretty understanble because of furry lgbt+ developers that cannot really handle jokes, so the game sucks back to ss13, beloved

@barracacubica151

8 ай бұрын

Ss13 Is the same shit, maybe a bit less worse

@sherlockduck3422

8 ай бұрын

@@barracacubica151 nuh Tg station used to be best U can kill someone or make a monkey from someone whatever In ss14 nothing but shitty alpha game

@Kfo221

8 ай бұрын

​@@sherlockduck3422with that grammar, you indeed belong in ss13.

@KaygeeFromNanotrasen

7 ай бұрын

Preach

@ultra2424

7 ай бұрын

nah brodie make fun of em for bein furries but not for bein lgbt+

GREYTIDE WORLDWIDE