“I can totally be trusted with the Louisiana Purchase being a game mechanic” Words of a very normal and trustworthy person :)

I think Mald needs to see Eldrazi Conscription, the only enchantment that looks at a creature and says "Fuck it, you're now the secret Fourth Titan"

@Dyllon2012

3 ай бұрын

Wow, in a surprising twist, it turned out that that Niv-Mizzet was actually an Eldrazi and is now working for me!

@exiledhero3791

3 ай бұрын

I mean, he was already a sliver, so fuck it, eldrazi too

@bleachfan614

3 ай бұрын

E.C. was the first one that came to mind when he said "big booty enchantments".

@lancesmith8298

3 ай бұрын

The problem is that it’s the only Aura bigger and stronger than anything Jotaro’s cooking, and Astral Wingspan, the crap card he showed, is as high as it gets for non-theft high cost Auras in just about any color. Either you’re tutoring Clifford the Big Colorless Aura, or you’re sweating and dying the entire time because somebody’s commander costs 6

@nissveneficus1860

3 ай бұрын

Honestly I’m more worried how bestow interacts, because if WotC decides to go crazy (untrustworthy they may be, I doubt they will), bestow counting as the cmc similar to pay x spell’s could have interesting effects.

GIVE ME THE LOUISIANA PURCHASE

@jamietheshaymin9290

3 ай бұрын

Actually lost it when he said that

@lancesmith8298

3 ай бұрын

Manifest Destiny: “You have Louisiana, dipshit, it came free with your continent”

"I've mever gotten with anyone because of what their bones look like" is so real I love it

For once I agree with non-land because it's less about "uwu, don't touch my precious lands" and more "it would be way too easy to steal all of someone's zero mana permanents."

@specialk5523

3 ай бұрын

I don’t want to deal with these Asinine Antics with my gnome army in play.

@seanheath4492

3 ай бұрын

@@specialk5523So Eriette is going to confiscate all of Anim Pakal's action figures?

@specialk5523

3 ай бұрын

@@seanheath4492 NOOOOOOOOoooo!!! It took me 3 turns to make them. 😭😭😭

@aradraugfea6755

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, but there's so few Auras that target opposing lands and don't give them some negative effect. Though A spreading seas in this case becomes ramp for the blue player. Also, if I'm reading her right, kill the enchantment, get your shit back.

@jackbennett6902

3 ай бұрын

@@aradraugfea6755 So I just looked it up, there are 35 land aura cards in Esper. LET ME LOUISIANA PURCHASE!

“I’m gonna have her leave her skin on” What a gentleman lol

PREACH BESTIE PREACH! When I first saw this card I genuinely didn't see the word "nonland" and was like: "Finally, a consistent way to reenact imperialism in MTG."

@lancesmith8298

3 ай бұрын

“Many Magic the Gathering players ask themselves the question: can I use MTG mechanics to become British?”

@jacobd1984

3 ай бұрын

@@lancesmith8298Thunder Junction is the Western set though, so it wouldn’t be Britain 😬

@johnnywoodson4231

3 ай бұрын

​@@jacobd1984Maybe in a few years they'll introduce the Victorian England set and Eriette will finally reach her final form.

Two words: Eldrazi Conscription.

@XTempestBuster

3 ай бұрын

NAH MATE

@jthrone7768

3 ай бұрын

The ole eldrazi switcheroo

@beepboprobotsnot3748

3 ай бұрын

oh no

@seanmurphy3430

3 ай бұрын

Oh my God Eldrazi Conscription can actually conscript things. My prayers have been answered.

@Unit-3D

3 ай бұрын

Drop Eldrazi Conscription onto the Avacyn player's commander. You know you want to.

It's a necessary evil that her ability can't target lands imo. While green ramp *deserves* it... going full colonizer and stealing lands is just two steps away from becoming the person at the table who's constantly ramping and spamming big dummy spells. We would have become the very thing we sought to destroy...

@nicmalugin-dm9ju

3 ай бұрын

On a side note if you can transform something like Oublitte or whatever it’s called into an aura you can wipe whatever you want of the face of the board forever with out it being able to come back

New Eriette about to be Conscripting more Eldrazi than anyone has ever seen.

>I’ll play a land and a creature >Eriette: you mean OUR creature

Ah yes she got level or rizz so strong she makes the other team play for her, Satoru would be proud .

@changingname_goaway

3 ай бұрын

I think I know what this is a reference to and it's nice to see that the shippers have already begun. god speed to them.

@lauralharris

3 ай бұрын

The shipping has begun

we need some of those big green enchants like Colossification. Green always gets the good shit damn.

I’m going to need a full week to figure out which of your bars in this video was the best.

@andrueurbane7361

3 ай бұрын

As always, the answer is... the lowest bar. /s

"I'm just gunna have her leave the skin on" Mald! Damn it I almost woke up my roommates laughing so much

This may be the bane of green decks...you put all that work into pumping up a huge creature then your opponent swipes it.

@mistertaz94

3 ай бұрын

Oh wow thats a really big hydra you got there pal. It's what? 3000000/300000 because you cast it's X value repeatedly right? Right. Whats the converted mana value of X on spells again? Oh right it was 0. So here's how we're gonna play, I just gave it Phantom Wings and that shits mine now.

@JayemelMusicUniverse16

3 ай бұрын

FINALLY!!!! lol

I have GOTTA see the new Obeka, the amount of shenanigans that card can pull would make artifact decks look fair and balanced

@almond5284

3 ай бұрын

I'm already out here Upkeepmaxxing with Lynde Cheerful Tormentor, and now that Obeka is strutting in, things are gonna get SILLY.

@almond5284

3 ай бұрын

Also how dare Obeka, Splitter of Seconds not have *split second*

Absolutely based

I don't care what bones she got imma leave the skin on. Ah I love your subtle allyship - bless you 💖

eldrazi conscription now actually conscripts

Aah, I somehow had missed the nonland part, that ratchets down the fun considerably. Still, any commander that makes otherwise garbage cards good is a Commander that is fun.

@jacobd1984

3 ай бұрын

Automatically gets (almost) any token though, so that’s nice at least.

“I have never gotten with anybody because what their bones look like, I’m just gonna have her leave the skin on.” 😂 I’m stealing this.

The last line of the video. One of the greatest lines ever. THAT is how you say it

So. Uh. Here to formally request a read-over of Obeka, Second Spliter on the behalf of the Kamigawa Reconstruction Initiative, otherwise known as SHRINES EVERYWHERE!

@lancesmith8298

3 ай бұрын

My immediate thought upon seeing Becky again was “I’m going to hell if I play Necrogen Mists. More than usual anyway”

@almond5284

3 ай бұрын

@@lancesmith8298 she'll only ruin your own hand, my guy. Unless that's your plan.

@lancesmith8298

3 ай бұрын

@@almond5284 If I simply play every other card in my hand and then Necrogen Mists, then the problem solves itself. >Yeah, but what about things like Phyrexian Arena? If there’s two upkeep card draw effects out, then I’m still card-positive, and after a third or fourth, doesn’t matter anymore. >Oh not the card draw, I mean the life loss. Let me cook. >You’re not even gonna be able to gain life with Sulfuric Vortex out. It tastes better burnt.

@BenMarcWilliams

3 ай бұрын

@@lancesmith8298 C'mon, buddy, at least use Cunning Lethemancer and Creeping Dread instead so you can force everyone to discard with you.

Infinite Reflection "Not only is your creature mine but now all my creatures are your creature and now they're gonna beat your face in"

I just finished building a deck for her! Love your timing. Looking forward to one for Olivia next!

The look on your face right at the end was amazing. Asking for my favorite wooden boy Reaper King!

I'm like 87% sure she works with the Arcanum Wings + Eldrazi Conscription combo to steal real big lads. Doesn't require a cast for the aura, and you're the one that activates Arcanum Wings. Sure they get to fly for a bit, but you have an instant speed "steal this" button now.

@connorhamilton5707

3 ай бұрын

This does work. Aura Swap puts the new aura onto the battlefield attached to the same object, as long as it's an eligible thing to be enchanted by the new aura (can't put an "enchant player" onto a creature, or an "enchant creature you control" onto an opponent's creature).

Nice reference to the Louisiana purchase. Love the history

Two things: 1) I currently do not have an Esper deck; I haven't had one since my Oloro got disassembled some years ago. 2) I have never built an enchantress deck that was not Selesnya. I don't think I was in a rush to change either of those things, and I haven't paid much attention to the spoilers for awhile now because of how close together the set releases are. But I think I may have an Esper enchantment deck ready for testing in the early part of May.

I'd like to see you talk about the new Gonti, and possibly the old Gonti. Gonti is my favorite character from MTG.

That closing line was pure Shakespeare

that was the single most unhinged last sentence I have ever heard

bro has no chill, I like it.

Don't forget bestow creatures and Licids can be auras. Also, here's some nice enchantment movers for when you want to control something else: Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist Aura Finesse Aura Graft Crown of the Ages Enchantment Alteration Kitsune Mystic//Autumn-Tail, Kitsune Sage (cheap repeatable aura movement once flipped) Fumble Shielded By Faith (MV3; can move itself when a creature enters)

Currently building up the courage to go to my local lgs to buy cards for my first commander deck (group hug eriette of the charmed apple) then you hit me with this. Fuck giving other people gifts, I should be getting myself little gifts in the form of everyone else's shit.

@scruffyryan

3 ай бұрын

Group hug is overrated, play ojer axonil and the tap to do 1 to everyone guys....group thug>group hug

While I agree that green deserves it, removing that nonland word can give her an easy 3 piece steal all lands with Kormus Bell, Urborg, and Asinine Antics

@sofer2230

3 ай бұрын

Ah, yes, easy combo of 3 cards, your commander, and, 12 mana. Meanwhile Boros Charm + Armageddon exists.

@flumm3287

3 ай бұрын

@@sofer2230 Meanwhile, Eriette can't run boros charm and this combo doesn't actually exist because of the nonland restriction. I'm just messing with hypotheticals

Eriette putting the "Snatch" into "Snatch steal".

As if Zur decks didnt need a mistress to help them. also calling out Thalia and the gitrog monster roast our bae ridding a frog i dare you.

Dumb thought: what’s the cmc of an opponent? I know this wouldn’t work but it would be funny if you cursed someone and then got control over there turns

@dragoknighte48

3 ай бұрын

Sadly players don't count as permanents. Wizards already cowarded away from these kinds of interactions when they stopped Door to Nothingness' ability from being worded as "Destroy target player"

@almond5284

3 ай бұрын

Players are Emblems that let you cast spells and have life totals

@changingname_goaway

3 ай бұрын

Are you asking if you can take control of you opponents with Psychic possession? That sounds like a delightful degree of shenanigans if it's actually a legal thing.

couidnt think of a better salt spreader against the voltron commanders. "your commander is buffed up with all the swords? happy birthday! Eldrazi conscription!"

YESSSS THEY PUT ROOTWATER MATRIARCH INTO COMMAND ZONE XD

As a green man, the idea of my lands being stolen is soul crushing. But honestly, I’d be down.

This will be perfect for an SCP themed deck

Light Paws, Emperor's Voice belongs here too!

Definitely going in my Zur, The Enchanter Commander deck

Not the Louisiana purchase 😂

As a green player, take it. By turn 4 my mana ramps would be higher anyways so you would be taking the same one mana either way

“I’m just gonna have her leave the skin on” is not something I was ready for before 7 am.

Mald. You are forgetting. We have plenty of big booty enchantments. Enchantment creatures!

Died at the Louisiana purchase. 😂

You're so right king, point for point

This is the best new enchantress design in....ever.

Eriette is definitely a GILF. No doubt about it.

That’s the longest can they get explantation I think you’ve given 😂

love it

It's honestly thanks to you pointing out the glimmer that I noticed she still has the old lady image in her cowl neck or whatever it's called

my god the stax people THE STAX

1.sad Willbreaker noises 2. Can't wait for the eriette joins up that is bound to be spoiled

We need one on the one eyed coinflip twins, oakun and zndrsplt

And of course, the new Pearl-Ear takes a look at cards like Celestial Mantle and goes "Why not both big booty enchantment AND cheap enchantment"?

Alela is moving to the 99, eriettes driving this train now

Do you not see her reflection in the collar, mald? You're hitting up great-grandma there!

Just remember that every enchantment costs more than every token creature.

Let's be real, makeup is also just cosmetic and no one has ever not hit it because they were wearing makeup. She just has that magic makeup.

Gonna second that other guy's request for Reaper King.

I look forward to the roast of Obeka, Splitter Of Seconds. Show us the EPIC jank :3

me when I eldrazi conscription your commander (you take your own commander damage)

Hmmm same color combo as Zur the enchanter... Interesting. :)

I’m so ready for this

Really wish they had Magali Villeneuve do this Eriette as well, but she still looks hella yummy. The first thing i thought of when I saw this card was pairing it with the OG Eriette and using Asinine Antics to drain the table 😅 the OG Eriette not being in blue was a crime in and of itself.

Have you done a Lathril, Blade of the Elves? :) looking forward to all the thunder Junction videos soon too!

As an ardent green fan (selesnya, naya, bant, w/e, I ALWAYS channel the inner timmy) I consider this an reasonableesper archetype. I can accept it

This deck makes Sigarda’s Aid much scarier. Stealing people’s shit off the stack lol.

I’m more Excited for Rakdos, The Muscle and Laughing Jasper Flint to add to my Prosper, the Tome-Bound deck for more stealing shenanigans

One, that whole video is probably too 5 funniest I’ve seen Two, still waiting for a zacama roast. Day damn near 80

You played your commander? That's cool. I cast Eldrazi Conscription, targeting your commander.

Let's hope the Assassian's Creed set has Thomas Jefferson in it. Then we can get our land purchase.

The blue enchantment Disappear will finally be able to do something more

The nature of sexuality in MtG has never had a better advocate 😅

If they *didn't* include nonland, they run the risk of Redless land control becoming a thing with the Eldraine Role tokens and Estrid, the Masked.

Magar of the magic strings

renata glasc vibes lmao

Your partner having skin is pretty important. Day 202 Either Nashi would be nice to see Moon's Scion or Moon's Legacy

Regarding the unramping. You could steal a Marwyn with like 10 counters on it with a cheap aura.

Infinite Reflection is CMC6. Every creature you already "poached" from your opponent just becomes their best creature.

Eldrazi conscription

at least if you put aura role tokens on stuff you can steal tokens too

I need Land Theft in Esper

🐶 arf arf, baby.

I know we’re doing Thunder Junction decks but need you to review Ghyrson Starn soon please!

She's definitely gonna put my Estrid yoink deck to shame isn't she?... 😢 Eriette : "Control Magic? Childsplay." 🧐😏

I think if you like this card you'd love Inniaz. She can permanently shuffle around the whole table the turn you cast her, completely getting around any hexproof or ward. And then you give everyone the emotional anguish of killing them with an army of 1/1 birds.

Thank the Theros Gods that this creature is A, not in green, and B, not able to affect lands. Can you imagine the meltdown the green players would have if you started stealing their lands AND ramping better then them? Trample wouldn't just be a game mechanic to them anymore.

Smeagol, Helpful Guide next!

Nah bro, this is criminal

Also most of the opponent land targeting auras have downsides for tapping the land so itd be somewhat balanced. Hella aggravating though.

So far there's only one MV>6 aura she properly works with: Eldrazi Conscription.

hilarious

If I see one more "-oomer", "maxxer", or "pilled" I'm gonna scream.

@maldhound

3 ай бұрын

Glad I got the last one in then