And that year the economy collapsed as only twelve women worldwide received a christmas present.

@josephmanno4514

5 ай бұрын

All of them adult film stars.

@eftitasusarani5865

5 ай бұрын

​@@josephmanno4514😂

@Pucknuckle

5 ай бұрын

@josephmanno4514 I was actually thinking of adding that, but I'd already posted it and couldn't be bothered editing it lol

@tbjoyrider

5 ай бұрын

Holy shit! She may be smiling, but you can clearly see she's thinking about all the hard work she'll have to do, to get the account back to positive 😂

@josephwhite7646

5 ай бұрын

@@Pucknucklethose women should be exempt because gagging is the the job this would be exclusively couples

Destined to fail from the start...you can't take $5 out of an empty jar 😉

@thomasmckelvey8961

5 ай бұрын

Interesting observation, meaning either she doesn't ; ) or she will not. Begs the question: Who in their right mind is with a 'will not'? XD

@davidmoushey6185

3 ай бұрын

When the nagging exceeds the gagging the jar is empty....what is left to remove.

@_John_P

3 ай бұрын

Worse, if you touch the jar, she's moving you out of her house.

@gregdancz241

2 ай бұрын

Doesn't matter. The end result is that she gets the gift she deserves. Try to keep up people.

@johnbroadway4196

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❤️

At the end of the year she would owe $500!!!!

@georgekidwell9409

23 күн бұрын

More like that would bee what she owed at the end of each month.

@epicfail5707

19 күн бұрын

@@georgekidwell9409 If she does get something nice then either she's a nag or you're really small.

That's a perfect idea if I ever did hear one!!😂😂😂

Turns out at the end of the year she owed me $35,615

@juriverhoeven167

5 ай бұрын

In that case you are in a very toxic relationship mate, nagging about 97 times a day, if you sleep 8 hours a day it leaves 16 hours a day, if you work 5 days a week 8 hours a day you get nagged at every 6 minutes, leave her, run as fast as you can to get away from her...

@eftitasusarani5865

5 ай бұрын

​@@juriverhoeven167🤭

@tbjoyrider

5 ай бұрын

You lucky bastard.... only 35k? 😂

@mauzeking6661

5 ай бұрын

I think we might have to put some rules on it. Like $5 a topic, $1 for each repeat of a previous topic. and taking breath doesn't count as a new instance.

@stevecampbell1308

5 ай бұрын

I was going with $300,000 at least

The over draft fees would wreck em

@VerbilKint

5 ай бұрын

And How!

@orlanditodr

5 ай бұрын

Exacly!!!!

@therealpatrick

5 ай бұрын

👏🏻

@molonlabe7309

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so true!

@kpopandotherplaylists2518

29 күн бұрын

...the bill for negative account wrecked em. In the rectum. 😮😂

Lmao, she better get a job if she wants a gift for their anniversary...😂😂😂

She owes me a $1500 present then😂😂

That deal went upside down in the first day. By the end of the year on her birthday,she owes you 20 thousand bucks.😂😂😂😂

@dannybarton794

Ай бұрын

Ahahahahaha I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂. So true😂😂😂

@alafhamad

29 күн бұрын

Exactly lol

@unamordiezdose5579

27 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 JAJAJAJA WHOOOOO THAT WAS PERFECT

My wife reaches in and finds: "Your total balance is -$22,010 for 2023".

@paulmathis2191

5 ай бұрын

Wow. You got a pretty good one there! My ex would've eclipsed the national debt.😂😂

@Honorbound43

5 ай бұрын

The fact that this woman didn’t understand my girl would owe me money lol, is the clear misunderstanding of the dynamics of a relationship

@frednimzowi9852

5 ай бұрын

​@@paulmathis2191which country?😅

@pauljohnson-fifdeez

5 ай бұрын

Is she a pornstar??

@paulmathis2191

5 ай бұрын

@@frednimzowi9852 all of them! 🤣

The true definition of a ponzi scheme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 By the second week the jar be empty and by the end of the year she had to pay you $42,500 at the minimum 😂😂😂😂😂 But if its a drama queen well then the man could almost retire within 6 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

GENIUS!!! I'll never have to but another gift

Sounds like she will have to buy her own gifts! Lmao 🤣

@user-sf3ih2ns2d

3 ай бұрын

She has to pay you FIRST...!!! It goes something like this, "Here's $.12cents, Sweetie, Knock Yourself Out"...!!! Merry Christmas, Ho..., Ho Ho Ho...!!! 🤔🤨😊😊👊😎

Southern princess at work solving problems. You go girl.

That piggy bank will be owning us all money 😂

If that's how it worked I'd be owed a car

@williammentink

5 ай бұрын

Nice work Matt, no body shares a cup with you do they?

@mattd3978

5 ай бұрын

@@williammentink Nice turnabout, not what I was saying, but gotta give it to you, ya got me

@heybabe8438

5 ай бұрын

Still walking lol

"Sweetheart, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're balance is in the negatives. Now, there's no way for you to pay this off all at once, so we need to set up a budget to see how you're gonna get on top of this. Otherwise, this is gonna carry over into next year."

@user-gx3nq3uz3x

Ай бұрын

We're gonna see how we're gonna get on top of this...lol

@dunedad6738

Ай бұрын

Way too much thought went into this comment here…

@blakecarpenter8171

Ай бұрын

Sounds like Dave Ramsey lol

My wife loves man juice😂😂😂❤

@blakerobinson8794

14 күн бұрын

Wtf 😳 is that what you 2 have in common??

@MckieDs595

13 күн бұрын

You sir are a blessed man. I hoped to find me a lass that loves sea foam.

@jamesemick1452

13 күн бұрын

Do you loan her out?

Now I owe the piggy bank$500.00 Better cancel that account, before I’m in over my head. Lol 😂

Look if that happens she wouldn’t be able to buy a happy meal!

@oneazterisk4669

5 ай бұрын

Have you seen the cost of a happy meal she would have to gag about 10 times just to get a happy meal

@Omnisess

5 ай бұрын

With today's inflation? That might be 1 fry. 😂

@user-fh2yi7cy6z

5 ай бұрын

Well l would step up to the plate, strike out and still be her happy corn meal.😊🌱💅

@TheJacob232

5 ай бұрын

@@oneazterisk4669 she also couldnt nag

@MeneerHerculePoirot

3 ай бұрын

For a Happy Meal there needs to be a happy ending.

Man, on her birthday, she’s going to own me some money.

This is the inspirational relationship content we are all searching for

Girl, yaknow it's been a second since I've seen your first vids. And i could almost guarantee that that man holding the camera is probably one of the luckiest.

Brilliant! This was a woman giving this advice too!

@Pucknuckle

5 ай бұрын

If a man gave this advice, he'd likely be castrated by the end of the week

Im down to try that for a year, but over the years shes drastically improved her swallowing skills 😂😂😂

My favorite thing about this video is that the woman looks shocked, but not at all worried about what she's getting for her birthday.

I am sending this to wifey. Let her know it was not my idea and it is from a wonderful lady like her. Knowledge gal.

@KarenCarothers-pg4mr

5 ай бұрын

My condolences on your divorce

@sandrapenn5236

3 ай бұрын

Knowledge can kill

@2004RADMAN

Ай бұрын

So did you enjoy sleeping on the couch down the street.

@Mike-Wood

25 күн бұрын

When's the funeral buddy,

@MckieDs595

13 күн бұрын

I’m genuinely curious about her reaction.

I love that a woman is suggesting this!

@Pucknuckle

5 ай бұрын

Only a woman could get away with saying it without being lynched

@jonathanbair523

5 ай бұрын

Wonderful idea but would never work.. ISF would come up quick and never get taken off till the new year starts.

@Hiraghm

5 ай бұрын

I never before heard "gagging" used as a euphemism for intercourse.

@jreyman

5 ай бұрын

@@Hiraghm It's not... It's a euphemism for a her giving a "deep-thr0at BJ," (thus the gagging) which usually leads into intercourse.

@rault114

5 ай бұрын

@@Hiraghm Think about it for a moment. I'm sure you can figure out why a certain type of intercourse is commonly nicknamed "gagging."

Joelle why did you look so attacked by this one? Those eyes say it all Joelle you can't hide, lol.

Treat her like a queen. She will think she's too good for you and leave. 😂

@user-pi9bp5wv6l

5 ай бұрын

Truth my brother

@waitaminute4748

4 ай бұрын

Yup and that is how I freed myself from bondage by treating her like a Queen and made some poor man actually believe she was a Queen and he took her.... Yayyyyy♥ oh and Married her, He even locked the gate from her ever coming back, another big Yayyyyy. Whew, he don't know how he saved my life but I am still thankful he took that burden off me. Hahahahahaaa

@kevindrye

Ай бұрын

Win win

@josephcoleman2018

24 күн бұрын

Bahahahaha 😅

How do you take out 100 fives from the one you put in😂😂😂😂

@MichaelWilliams-ph4ri

2 ай бұрын

So you primed the pump for free?

@MichaelWilliams-ph4ri

2 ай бұрын

So you primed the pump for free?

@MichaelWilliams-ph4ri

2 ай бұрын

So you primed the pump for free?

The look on her face was like “what am I supposed to do a bill for $1,500?”

Ya, we been doing this for ever.... Why we answer "nothing" all the time, we doing the math in our head.

Then she would owe lots of money

I don’t think I’ve ever heard it phrased “your lady did some gagging”

@Don-je8sm

5 ай бұрын

Deep throat.😮

@punishercastle5487

5 ай бұрын

@@Don-je8sm I didn’t say I don’t know what it means 😂

@Don-je8sm

5 ай бұрын

@@punishercastle5487 I agreed with your original comment. I am just a sick pervert that took it to the next level. Blame society, I just learn from others. 😃

@_just_looking_thank_you

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, cause the comic’s so classy. 🙄

Yep sent this gem to the wife!😊

My “old lady” would never get another gift ever

THATS THE OLDLADY I'M LOOKING FOR ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

My ex would be bankrupt 🤣

Small claims court booked for next five years😂😂☠️

My dad used to say, as a joke, "The first year you're married, put a penny in a jar every time you have sex. Every year after that, take 5 pennies out every time you have sex. That jar will never be empty."

@pikengren1

3 ай бұрын

I used to think that was a joke too.

@Papawsuniverse

Ай бұрын

26 years I can tell you it’s cause the man stoped courting not cause she didn’t want to but because he forgot to light the fire.

@KraccerJakk

Ай бұрын

@@Papawsuniversemight it be he got tired of always being the one on the giving end?

@user-lv7qn4gw3g

Ай бұрын

Wisdom!

@Tyler_B.

Ай бұрын

@@Papawsuniversewe don’t stop. We just start matching what we’re receiving.

I wouldn't have to go shopping for her. Lol

She has to give him the gift 😂😂😂

I swear to God I'm going to institute this in my house 😂

My wife has a super sensitive nose. She gags if I put too much seasoning on my food.. She's getting diddly squat with this system.

@maldad9073

5 ай бұрын

One of us is talking about a different kind of gagging, and I'm pretty sure it's you...

@Pucknuckle

5 ай бұрын

When chefs tell you to season your meat, that's not what they're talking about...

@FrankBru

Ай бұрын

Should of chosen a wife better

First of all, using that as a meter, the piggy bank would owe me my mortgage back.

If I did this, my girlfriend would owe me 27 thousand dollars at the end of the year.

Oh lady, what are you doing to gag?And why don't you put the fight out?I was in and by yourself and it's gift afterwards😂😂😂😂😂

She’d owe me money! 😂

😂😂😂 ahhh happy life! Ain’t touching that one 😢

That is... absolutely brilliant!

This is pure genius.

I wouldn't have to buy nothing. I get to keep all of money and fly to Brazil, Alone🥳

There would be a bunch of IOU's in the piggybank!

That's actually a really good idea, i think I'll start doing that. 🤣

This woman is a genius

Negative math! Sign me up😂😂😂😂

Absolutely genius! Why didn't I think of this 40 yrs ago? I would have so much money in the bank!

I'd be owed like 5 grand by the end of the year 😂

Her expression says it all. No Birthday present.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term layaway plan!!!

Yes! That is a mandatory rule for my next relationship!!!❤❤❤❤❤😅

My gag reflexes have been out of order for quite some time. 😂😏🤕 He'd be putting a five in the jar more than he want. 😂😂😂

@Bark777

4 ай бұрын

Well, I hope he has a big jar then.

@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266

27 күн бұрын

I bet every time he finds a $5 in his wallet , he pulls it out like its the winning ticket from charlie and the chocolate factory.

@CJ-LOS

26 күн бұрын

Lucky 🍀 man!

@spideyteevee9217

26 күн бұрын

how are you proud of this? There's no man who's gonna think about giving you a gift.

@Adams4000

26 күн бұрын

Trust me it will not be more than he wants. It could never be more than he wants.

She would be gagging all year no break every hour every day😂😂😂

No better words were ever spoken.😂😂😂😂

Joelle is gorgeous with her amazing smile

When you call her an “old lady,” it’s done. Lol

We’re livin’ in a man’s world. (In a deep southern accent) 😂

She'd probably end up owing your jar money 😂

Careful fellas, it can go both ways !!

@moaprecision1828

4 ай бұрын

That's what she said

@RETOKSQUID

22 күн бұрын

Most women love to receive, but rarely give.

Good idea

She won't be getting anything this year😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

This is GENIUS!!!

Somewhere there's a simp about to type how stunning and nice she is

@aceventura3935

5 ай бұрын

She is nice .... Doesn't make you anything but a human

@michaelgrantham1871

5 ай бұрын

Does it bother you when people appreciate a beautiful woman? Did daddy not love you enough?

@356z

5 ай бұрын

@@aceventura3935 you got that from a clip of her laughing?

@356z

5 ай бұрын

@michaelgrantham1871 nah he taught me how to not simp for a woman 😂

@michaelgrantham1871

5 ай бұрын

@@356z So you are saying that your dad taught you that complimenting a woman is simping? What a genius.

I wish my kitchen had big glass doors like that. :)

That’s a great idea. Love it.

That is an awesome idea. My wife would owe me on her birthday. 😅

Damn, this wifes gonna make me file for bankruptcy 😊, worth it 👌

I could put $1000 in the jar to start her off with and the jar would still be overdrawn within the first six months. 😂

That's absolutely brilliant!

That's a genius deal right there.Genius deal

I did this. She left me for never getting her anything.😅

No, gentlemen, we have to get her something for Christmas.

This is absolute genius

This is why you don't put that ring on their finger... because once they have it, they know they control the "gagging" moments

I think most women would owe more money than they would be able to pay back!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd be in massive debt!! 😂😂😂😂

She would owe me money every year.

Oh my! I'd have a great birthday!! 🎉😂

USING THIS! SENDING TO THE OL' LADY NOW! WISH ME LUCK!

@luciusvorenus9445

23 күн бұрын

Well, did you survive?

Boy, I sure like that! 😂

Wow, that must be one expensive gift. Talk about Nagging.😅😂

Every time she did some gagging she got rewarded 😂😂😂

Hell you could make it $50 in and only $5 out and we would still never have to buy presents again! :P

I can't afford that. 🤣🤣🤣

My old lady only gagged once our entire marriage 😢...

All of them would owe a lot, lol!

She has to bring Money 😂😂😂

Sounds like a good plan and a money saving opportunity for most men. 😂

I know my wife deserves more than an empty piggy bank for Christmas.