Me: mom can I get planet zoo? Mom: no we have planet zoo at home. Planet zoo at home:

@maecarelle

4 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@coltonhess7367

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Jules I only liked this because the like number was at 599.

@bidoof367

4 жыл бұрын

Colton Hess ok colton

*”It feels good to be on the other side of the car crash...”* Kevin’s whole channel has just turned into self projecting

@Thenoobestgirl

4 жыл бұрын

I'm totally down to make a compilation of all his car crash jokes but it would take ages to find all the right videos alone...

@AlejandroArch22

4 жыл бұрын

The Noobest Girl I would be extremely grateful if you would be willing to put forth the effort. If you need help with the compilation I could help to.

@tcutler2875

4 жыл бұрын

I would contribute by watching the video :)

@xMichesp

4 жыл бұрын

Should we make a google doc or something to crowdsource the sauce links? I'd be up to do some cuts.

@charliewilson6855

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thenoobestgirl if it helps there a joke in the my friend pedro video

I love how the dev(s?) went to the trouble of creating unique driving poses for each animal - really neat attention to detail.

@JaqenHghar.

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. The game is absurd but it wasn't poorly designed

@scp-682-cu6

Жыл бұрын

Really added to me immersion

@graciela13

Жыл бұрын

​@JaqenHghar.

"An elephant doesn't know how to use a frag grenade though." Pretty sure that is a brand new sentence.

@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

Me: :( Kevin: Hey there friends how's it going Me: :)

@jasminecharlotta4230

4 жыл бұрын

:3

@viledomed7051

4 жыл бұрын

:?

@AgentTasmania

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBroger Zero-effort non-joke memes are 30-90% of all comments depending on the channel.

@Sadhorror

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBroger KZread comment section will always be a mystery

@chantalschreven2188

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBroger ok boomer

Zookeeper: "You can't defeat me." Animal: "We know, but he can." *Penguin slides in.

@shiftypenguin472

4 жыл бұрын

You called?

@realhuman5688

3 жыл бұрын

Shifty Penguin Yes

@bloodmoon0205

Жыл бұрын

More like Bore Ragnarok

Kevin: "Elephant come here i'm about to make you endangered" Also Kevin:"now you're hurting the other elephant who did nothing wrong"

PETA: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

@TuberoseKisser

4 жыл бұрын

PETA: “We wanted to do this first”

@GretchentheAlligator

4 жыл бұрын

Every time I hear or see their acronym I think of South Park

@yee5074

4 жыл бұрын

@@GretchentheAlligator y

@jackbudi

4 жыл бұрын

They’re just a joke now

@AlaborateKane

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment is perfectly fit with your profile pic. What a gold. Lol.

The zookeeper picking up the elephant and lifting it over his head nearly made me piss myself LMAO

@cleetusbartholomew

4 жыл бұрын

Swagittarius same lol i had to muffle my laugh so i wouldn’t wake people

@renakunisaki

2 жыл бұрын

The fucking Penguin just rocket sliding around in circles

Not a minute in and Kevin is already making animals extinct. Never change Kevin

@tilolikesratz

4 жыл бұрын

Oooo your profile pic!

@everythingthatrhymeswithsa3116

4 жыл бұрын

Flashback to making the Sasquatches in RDR Undead Nightmare Exctint

This is were Jim Pickens started evolving

@d0ve621

4 жыл бұрын

underrated

@Carlos-lq7ey

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy

@ZvalatDa1st

3 жыл бұрын

The real origin story

Kevin: "Tactical giraffe inbound." Me: Deploy the strategic sheep.

@woodensquid560

4 жыл бұрын

Release the defensive octopus

@BennyLlama39

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the "tactical giraffe" bit reminded me of an old Eddie Izzard comedy routine. 🙂

@holographicbunny3297

4 жыл бұрын

We are go for marmot! Repeat: go for marmot.

*"this game is garbage. i love it."* ^ this basically sums up 80 percent of your content lmfao

@RRW359

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly it looks better than ZT 2013.

Kevin: "is good to be this side of the car crash" Also Kevin like 5 minutes later: *gets ran over by the train*

@rhondaelliott2558

4 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that

"I want to be a fish, I've always wanted to be a fish." **played I Am Fish and almost rage quit**

Kevin: "How much do you bench?" Zookeeper: "All of it."

"You like dolphins? Pervert! Get out of here." Made me laugh stupidly until I cried.

This video was so much funnier than it had the right to be

"Penguins are OP" never has there been a more honest statement.

@shiftypenguin472

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

This game is more like “Grand theft monkey” tbh

@user-qk5bc3fj6g

4 жыл бұрын

Grand Theft Auto? More like Bore Ragnarok.

@kingtard3463

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Cortez Muro No

@AmKhaibitu

4 жыл бұрын

Grand Theft Golf Cart

@cmcshane2740

4 жыл бұрын

Did you mean: India

@alexrje

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean GTApe

8:18 - 8:21 “If you look straight ahead, you’ll see a Hit a Run.” I lost it here. 😂 9:28 - 9:33 Oh, Kevin’s a Madagascar fan. Who knew?

First he discovered fire, then he discovered explosins. Like 2 seconds later. -Ape Lab Scientist 2019

I lost it as soon as the elephant was "driving" 🤣🤣 thanks for cheering the last bit of my day up!

Day 250 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

@emopeterparker7

4 жыл бұрын

you're bound to get it right some day!

@evanshumard4986

4 жыл бұрын

Want some help?

@denisvalentin7728

4 жыл бұрын

You deserve a happy birthday too. Happy birthday Nikkiesona

@nikkiesona

4 жыл бұрын

@@denisvalentin7728 Aw, thank you, friend! Happy birthday to you, too, Aemiq. :)

@nikkiesona

4 жыл бұрын

@@emopeterparker7 Kevin's birthday was November 10, and he didn't upload that day. I'm stopping at day 365, so I actually won't. Happy birthday, Emo Pete!

That penguin "wave" looks suspiciously like some sort of salute often used by geese while they step

"This zoo game should not exist, so I killed all the animals and visitors" is Kevins logic. Probably...

Ironically, the screams of the humans sound like Marv's scream from Home Alone. Strange huh, KEVIN?

Kevin: "single player: story of my life" Me: too relatable Kevin

@elsaekberg5616

4 жыл бұрын

Asho L I wanna be his second player. I would take such good care of that extra controller

0:37 leaked footage of Past Kevin getting hit by a car with future Kevin as the driver add that to the Kevin expanded universe.

no one: the zookeeper: OOF. AAAHHH!

@Ray-Bedrock-Edition-17.23

4 жыл бұрын

And then he’s like ohhhhh 😂😂

I have a feeling that this game was made by all the creatures who survived through other Kevin's zoo simulator playthroughs

I love how you instantly turned this game into GTA.

"Am woakin ovah 'ere" Yeah I agree, that accent fits penguins perfectly. From now on, that's exactly what I imagine a penguin speaking English would sound like.

This is supremely brilliant. And I want more of this Jersey Penguin character, I think he's got a big future!

“Tactical Giraffe inbound” Call Me Kevin 2019

9:26 "Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave..."

Kevin driving the tour cart: "your zoober is here"

That Zookeeper just shrugged off being run over! I think I’ll call him Kevin.

Kevin: _kills everyone_ Also Kevin: "He's definitely a d1ck!"

What if You wanted to go Directly to Heaven But God Said “No, hit the giraffe instead.”

Kevin: "This game should not exist" Also Kevin: *Plays it anyway*

Kevin: "Your driver is here!" *_Everyone exits the vehicle and leaves the zoo_*

I was a zookeeper recently when I had to watch my younger family members.

Every time the penguin is waving it looks like he’s throwing out a nazi salute lol

"A MINUTE AGO" the last time i came this early, i felt like i commited several war crimes.

@SQUAREHEADSAM1912

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@adoptdontshop3911

4 жыл бұрын

hol up

@karsond5766

4 жыл бұрын

You did by watching a youtuber commit war crimes

Me when I hear Kevin joke about his accident : who hurt you? Kevin : The car. The car hurt me.

Kevin’s dream of being a zoo keeper has finally become a reality. Even though Kevin has played other zoo games before. Day 314 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.

@ddiamond1572

4 жыл бұрын

Killing* a zoo keeper.

@tacoqueengames5600

4 жыл бұрын

Pat The Piranha Plant we’re close to one year

@sophiajackson7972

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes Big Family Games is a personal favourite we stan

i swear kevin just looks up “family friendly games that also let you kill people”

"Come here elephant, I'm about to make you endangered" I think all of the animals became endangered as soon as kevin discovered the game

A game with a Hitler-saluting penguin from the Bronx carrying a taser should definitely exist

*"hey, kevin. it's going good thanks for asking."* you always say, "hey there friends, hows it going" but you never get a response back, so...

"Hes discovered fire!" BOOM 😂

Kevin playing any game- how can I play this in the most chaotic way possible, while also not knowing how to play.

8:07 “If you look to your left, you’ll see an absolute *DICKHEAD ZOOKEEPER*” 🤣

zookeeper: starts shift zookeeper: *why do i hear boss music*

This would be a funny multiplayer game though

Fun fact: That giraffe stretching thing is actually how Evolution works.

@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097

3 жыл бұрын

Get out of here Lamark.

0:37 Kevin be like after Cinema visit.

Only Kevin can make a game this bad so good

9:30 where he does WHAT, Kevin?!

If Zootopia was a zookeeper simulator game Me: *Vietnam War Flashbacks*

Kevin is the only good Let's Player in 2019, change my mind

@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561

4 жыл бұрын

Dunkey.

@ti2218

4 жыл бұрын

@@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 true but his main thing isn't Let's Plays

@Oleg-kk6xv

4 жыл бұрын

Let's Game it out. Him and Kevin are my faves

@mohanadmohamed843

4 жыл бұрын

He is the best yes but i just wish his videos are longer like Markiplier for example

@ti2218

4 жыл бұрын

@@mohanadmohamed843 I think the reason for that is because Kevin edits his own videos, while Markiplier pays several people to do it for him, so it's a lot harder for Kevin to have that length and still keep the quality/Level of editing

“Hey, you like dolphins? Pervert.” Jotaro:

I just want to genuinely say thank you to Kevin for consistently making an effort to upload content everyday for us to enjoy.

10:04 if hearing Kevin say "tummy" isn't the highlight of my day, I don't know what is

You manage to make me smile the widest every time. Thank you so much for brightening up a rather dark day.

When you picked the giraffe, I was playing zoo tycoon 2 and a message popped up that a giraffe died 😂

Something about watching a zookeeper yeet a giant clownfish is amazing and everything I needed today.

Day twenty-seven of telling Kevin he’s the greatest KZreadr ever.

Nobody: NS-Germany: *9:26*

@baum3715

4 жыл бұрын

As a German, I can confirm that Germans look like that

@finno5827

4 жыл бұрын

Im german as well tho :P

I love the fact that after the missions that slowly complete themselves while he fecks around all finish and it says "time up, Zookeeper wins" Kevin is like "I WAS DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT"

The ragdoll physics in this game is hilarious! 🤣

My god how much I've laughed at this 😂😂😂😂😂

Jim Pickens needs to be put into a zoo

@TailsIsDisappointed

4 жыл бұрын

You ever go down into his basement?

@lwrachn7672

4 жыл бұрын

@@TailsIsDisappointed We both know that whatever goes down that basement will never come back

@lwrachn7672

4 жыл бұрын

@eroM ekiL eroB korangaR I agree with you sir

10:32 when he's mercilessly abusing the zookeeper and one of the tour cars from earlier slowly glides across the sky casting a shadow. Perfection.

I'm from New Jersey and can confirm that's exactly how our penguins sound. Spot on as always Kevin.

@shiftypenguin472

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a penguin and I can back up this statement as 100% correct

Welcome to the Shih Tzu.

-is always confused -more of a feccman -never knows his own strength -pale to the bone Hmm..

Love the frequency of your videos. It's really nice to have something new and always funny to watch almost everyday!

1:13 - "He's discovered fire!" *sent into orbit* I was in pain from belly laughing.

No one: Kevin: hello friends today we're going to torture animal's.

Go go gadget extendo neck!

I love how elaborate the zoo keeper tasks are and you just get 'kill the fecker' It's like playing Skyrim but you're just some random NPC Bandit with no Dialogue who is immediately hostile, while the game keeps track of the Dragonborn's quest log. Come to think of it... Damn, playing the villain always feels so much cooler.

Oh god I work at the zoo with the giraffes and I can confirm that giraffes will try and steal the trams to drive.

"single player story of my life" more like... story of everyones life. You thought I was going to say Bore Ragnarok, didn't you?

@errorsans4308

4 жыл бұрын

Bore Ragnarok

@baum3715

4 жыл бұрын

Bore Ragnarok, more like Bore Ragnarok. end me...

1:14 that escalated quickly

Kevin, anytime you play a game it's a zoo simulator, because you always MONKEY AROUND!

this made me laugh so much thank you, we appreciate you

Me: Mom can I get zoo tycoon? Mom: we have zoo tycoon at home. Zoo tycoon at home:

Kevin: *Said "Sonic"* Me: *VOCALOID who just want to forget his past noises*

kevin: wrecks havoc at the zoo, has a glitching neck, kills the man who thought he was safe in the aquarium. also kevin: teaches a life lesson of excepting the unexpected events to conclude the video. not all heroes wear capes. ♡

Starting the new year by watching Kevi while brushing my teeth. Decade goals.

The last time I came this early, I was dumped

"elephant come here I'm about to make you indangered" -CallMeKevin, 2019

The first minute I'm already in tears of laughter

Petition to make Kevin adopt penguin as a pet and named it Jim.

Petition to have Kevin say "what you smokin?" At the 420 mark of every video

Kevin, please stream again, I miss your live streams :( Not that I don’t love your videos I just want MORE Kevin.

Kevin makes everything funny. The Jersey penguin is the best!

This is hilarious. A+ commentary, 10/10 gameplay, would watch Kevin be a giraffe again.