THIS WEEK IN AUSTRALIA [66]
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Gas in Australia is natural gas not oil🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
That magpie is saying “you’re waving a cracker at me? Do I look like a bloody parrot?” The snake is a diamond python. There’s lots of them around my area. I wouldn’t like to find one hanging about in my garage because I’m not fond of snakes but the only thing he’s likely to eat at your house is rodents.
The reason other countries earn more on their natural resources is because we allow multi nationals to take our minerals and pay us Royalties , instead of nationalising our minerals and sell the ore ourselves.
@barbarajoyce6424
Ай бұрын
it only goes on PROFIT, so if they make enough losses they don't pay. The MRRT is a 30 per cent tax on the taxable profit of the resource. An extraction allowance equal to 25 per cent of the otherwise taxable profit will be deductible to recognise the profit attributable to the extraction process.
@c8Lorraine1
Ай бұрын
@@barbarajoyce6424 Crazy looooophole
@tugdumbly1927
Ай бұрын
The pricing of energy resources was based on carbon pricing. It was a sweetheart deal done by the liberal national party. Surprisingly those same energy companies donate money to those politicians and surprisingly enough they get energy/resources industry jobs when they retire. Remember the truism, “It’s only a rort if you’re not in on it!”.
@ariadnepyanfar1048
Ай бұрын
They stopped royalties years back, in favour of taxation. Ignoring that international companies have thousands of ways to move profits and dodge tax.
The guy in the tattoo is Bruce Lehrmann. He was a public servant in federal parliament and was accused of sexual assault by a fellow public servant, Bittany Higgins, in the office of a federal minister. His trial was aborted because a juror was caught with material showing that he had researched the case on line despite specific instructions by the judge not to do so. He has denied the accusations and is suing a media company for airing stories that assumed he was guilty. A pretty famous media person here even included material that assumed his guilt before his trial in an acceptance speech for our TV awards (think Emmies). He has now been caught doing lots of unsociable but perhaps not illegal things and has been kicked out of a house that he was being allowed to stay in free of charge because he was up all night boozing with mates and loudly singing karaoke in a quiet residential area. Not the sort of person I would be getting a tattoo of, but maybe that's just me.
@shez5964
Ай бұрын
Good summary. His hair isn't as wavy as the tattoo so maybe that's why he's not immediately recognized. He was born in Texas U.S.A
@nicksiii
Ай бұрын
Omg when did that all happen with the Higgins' incident? Im an Aussie and remember what played out initially in the media etc but I guess I completely missed a whole chunk re; the trial and aftermath... Gosh I'll have to look it up now.
@aussieragdoll4840
Ай бұрын
You forgot that he is also currently facing another rape trial in Queensland… and the decision about his ill advised defamation trial will be handed down on Monday, Australian time.
@aussieragdoll4840
Ай бұрын
@@nicksiiiThe ‘incident’ took place in 2019, before the election. She finally went public in early 2021 about it (her interview did NOT name or identify him).
@lisc7204
Ай бұрын
There's now more women coming out about hum assaulting them
The one about gas refers to natural gas, not oil. Our govts give fossil fuel companies huge tax breaks, unlike Norway. As a result, our national wealth is a lot lower than it could be. As for the tattoo, you do NOT want to open that can of worms!
Ryan you commented on how you didn't know who Bruce Lehman was and commented on the post about jury duty. But if you had looked 2 posts below you would have seen the post explaining. But you seem to have missed it
The Aldi comment is the old joke "go in for the essentials, milk, sugar, eggs, bread, cereal, tinned fruit, and jar of coffee; come out with half of that, an angle grinder, a drum kit, some colouring books and a wine fridge; forgetting the milk and bread.
Did you know The Gwalia Gold Mine is located at Gwalia, a few kilometres south of Leonora, Western Australia. It was originally established by Welsh miners in the late 19th century and Herbert Hoover, the later President of the United States, served as the mine manager in its early days from May to November 1898. Gwalia Gold Mine - Wikipedia
The guy with the kangaroo is not an Aussie. That is clearly an American accent.
@kingelixd
Ай бұрын
It's a voice over, there is another viral one about an old looking white cat in his backyard
@melsalteraustralia
Ай бұрын
You can tell is voice over but even if it wasnt, people with American accents live in Australia too so it doesnt matter if it was an American accent.
@aussieragdoll4840
Ай бұрын
@@melsalteraustralia It’s not an Australian video.
Maggie's are telling him, " mate your foods not worth the bother". Brilliant, beautiful birds.
@jennybegnell1583
Ай бұрын
Magpies are known to swoop at you. Apparently, they also recognise people, so if you befriend them, they are more likely to leave you alone.
Bulk billing can be at doctor's discretion in some circumstances, even if clinic officially says they don't BB.
Yes - we really are that stupid. There's nothing so profitable as owning your own government. BTW - it's gas, not oil.
The government in Norway set up a fund with the tax on oil and gas to 'future proof' their economy. The fund has around 1 Trillion dollars worth of investments that consists of 1.5% of publicly issued shares in the WORLD.
Cockatoos are so naughty. My grandmother use to feed the cockatoos when she started to slow down in her 90s they ate through her window frame as she was not fast enough to give them food
It's always a good idea to be nice to magpies. The get a bad rap, they're clever, they remember, and they talk to each other. So if you get red flagged by them, that mob will hate you and everyone you associate with forever. But it goes both ways, if they like you, they are super chill bros. The maggies by my local train station are really nice to me, but I've seen them enact ultraviolence on others. Never fed em or anything, I just always say hello, have a chat as I'm walking, maybe some flattery (very vain critters). Very vocal and social so they respond very well to that. Being polite never hurt anyone, body language n tone goes a long way.
The snake looked to be a python, they just hug ya...
@jenniferharrison8915
Ай бұрын
To the end ..
Australia stupidly signed very long contracts with overseas miners to extract gas. I'm not sure on the details but I think the companies are free to sell it to whoever they want, the country doesn't get the profit. I think Western Australia held out for a better deal.
Aussie magpies are frigging awesome. Make friends with them when you can. And who can't be enchanted by their little warble? I went back to my previous home I left 18 months ago with a tiny bit of mincemeat and they practically greeted me on my arrival. I've never been attacked by a magpie anywhere, and I like to think it's partially because I acknowledge them and say hello. In my new area, the magpies are unfortunately on the other side of the apartment building, but I still hang around for a minute to say hello.
That snake at the end looks like a diamond python. As a python they are a constrictor, and not considered venomous, so unless you are a rodent or small marsupial they are mostly harmless.
The idea of practically giving away our resources,is easily explained. Politicians when they retire end up with very cushy jobs with high paid salaries,on the boards of these companies. All sides of politics are involved in this corruption of Aussie citizens interest
That poor old kanga just wants a mate!
@mce_AU
Ай бұрын
He's waiting for a mate.
New Zealand is 2 to 3 hours away by plane. Melbourne Australia
Great vid today 😊 #freeJulianAssange
That post down a little further says the name of that bloke "survivor" - it's Bruce Lehmann. He's now been accused of SA by more women.
@jacqpinks
Ай бұрын
I came here to say that lol if you looked a couple of replies down the name was there lol 😂
@bronwyn6415
Ай бұрын
@@jacqpinks Yep, he gave up too soon.
Your Julian Assange comment is why I know you’re a good bloke, Ryan. ❤
Guy in the kangaroo video is American.
Im 75 yrs old and have never paid to see a GP. Its only a carpet Python it eats mice and rats, not even Americans. I saw on ABC a couple of weeks ago that we are the largest gas exporter in the world, and we have so much of a gas shortage we are going to build terminals to import gas and I thought I was losing the plot as I got older, FFs
@Danceofmasks
Ай бұрын
I've been paying to see a GP. Medicare covers $40 out of the $105 cost. I started to do it because I got sick of waiting over 2 hours for my local GP, when I'm on time for the appointment. So now I go to a clinic in the middle of Melbourne near one of the sites I work at, because if they don't get to my appointment within 10 minutes I just leave and say, "sorry, gotta get back to work" then reschedule.
Australia is having 5 solar eclipses over 15 years. The first one a year ago, centered around Exmouth WA. The eclipse also went to Indonesia and beyond. The second is Sydney in July 2028. (Broome, Alice Springs, Sydney) The third one is Adelaide and Brisbane in November 2030. The fourth is Gold Coast 13 July 2037 (Geraldton, Alice Springs, Gold Coast & NZ North Isl.) The fifth is Melbourne* 26 December 2038 (Karratha, Port Augusta, along Murray River, Wellington NZ) * Melbourne doesn't quite get totality but the eclipse follows the NSW/Vic border.
@bernadettelanders7306
Ай бұрын
I remember total eclipse here in Melbourne. I posted in here. I just double checked it as I was in labour at the time in Ivanhoe Melbourne lol * A total solar eclipse occurred at the Moon's ascending node of the orbit on Saturday, October 23, 1976
The globe is upside down and back to front 😂 hope that helps mate 😂
@jennybegnell1583
Ай бұрын
It's also out of proportion; Australia and New Zealand would not be that big on a globe that size.
@Wokevaccine
Ай бұрын
and its not round - its a circle.
The guy yelling at the kangaroo had an American accent.
Feeding Magpies stops them swooping on your family. Your property becomes a safe haven for them. Leave your actual property & all bets are off BUT keeps your kids & pets safe at home.
@willpugh-calotte2199
Ай бұрын
I have some magpies that often hang around my place. My "rules of engagement" to let them know that I'm not a threat are: (1) Ignore them and let them go about their business; (2) Don't stare at them; (3) If you have to walk towards them, walk at a leisurely pace so that they don't think that you're rushing at them. It seems to work, because they didn't bother me at all during last nesting season.
I've done it again... Sat here answering you verbally through the monitor. My wife is convinced that I'm losing it.
@user-ct8nk9me4w
Ай бұрын
SHIT THAT QUALIFES YOU TO RUN FOR PARLIAMENT
Bass Strait the water between mainland and Tasmania. The Tasman sea is east of Australia between New Zealand and the mainland.
Taxpayers pay for the transport of our resourses out of the country through subsidies
There were 3 loaves of raisin toast on the docket.
@belindaweber7999
Ай бұрын
Still a rip off though
Bulk billing is what it’s called when Medicare covers all the charges. When we pay we only pay a gap, the issue is with rent, electricity and other clerical costs at your local practice the Medicare rebates aren’t covering those costs plus the doctors wages so the gap is increasing. (The average gap is now about $42). With the natural gas, yes our government is stupid to only take royalties and not tax because otherwise they won’t get into power (the same companies give them political donations). Not to mention the scare mongering that if they tax them the costs will be passed onto Australians (yet the costs are still being passed onto us Australians).
@barbarajoyce6424
Ай бұрын
bulk billing has only been around since 1975
Expect rough treatment from locals of you don't pick up your dogs sh*t. They have to be on the leash outside your property and in an enclosed yard so they cannot escape when home. Most people get them in at night as a barking dog can also get you fined or the dog seized. The fines start at $110. Only a very few parks and beaches allow dog off leash. At most public beaches dogs are banned. Dangerous breeds like mastiffs and pit bulls are banned.
@Wokevaccine
Ай бұрын
I want to market tshirts that say PICK UP YOUR DOGSHIT !!! I walk my Chocky Lab Maximus every day and it drives me NUTS seeing barkers eggs on the nature strips.
I’d shocked and dismayed that the horse sheltering from heavy rain on a platform at Warwick Farm railway station didn’t make it
@symbungee
Ай бұрын
He died? Oh no! RIP station horse. 🙄 jk
@DeepThought9999
Ай бұрын
The horse was recaptured and led peacefully to a horse float (truck) for transport back to its stable. Alive, safe and well.
they are referring to the tax paid by oil companies to these countries & its for LNG NOT CRUDE OIL, in other words previous governments in Aus were conned into believing that unless we gave the oil companies huge subsidies & tax breaks they wouldn't mine/drill for gas liquify & export it OS.
As for that fake owl in the central aisle of Aldi, I got one six months ago and stuck it in my garage to stop the possums crapping all over the car, the floor . . . everything. My missus asked the grandson what he thought it was. He said "an owl?". She replied "no, a waste of money". Half a year down the track with no more crap in the garage (even though two brushtail possum families live there) and she finally admits that it's working.
The Democracy Manifest video is one of the funniest things I have seen.... ever! Only, in Australia.
he's getting better at saying arvo! good on ya Ryan!
Seriously, even in America, gas [petrol] is a by product of oil. I wonder what they call actual gas in America? And why do they call the liquid they put in their cars "gas" anyway?
@georgescott6967
Ай бұрын
They call it gasoline - shortened to gas.
(Tattoo) That is Bruce! It was literally in the comments just before you googled the picture.
Gas is that state of matter that is neither solid nor liquid. It is not petrol (US gas)!
The answer to your question about who the guy was in the tattoo was in the comments of that post just below where you looked. 😂
The kangaroo one is a riff off the 'ma the weird cat' video
Between punches from Roos and the dangers of dropbears it’s a pretty risky place
Today my local Aldi had an e-scooter
that last one is just a carpet python. it will move on when it gets hungry
☀️I‘m happy that you had a great view of the eclipse, Ryan. I was about to ask you, but now I know… #Free Assange
The snake being a python so "safe" is great to see. Nice when the danger noodle isn't dangerous 😅
When Aldi opened in Australia, they were selling diamond rings in with groceries, meat and vege, for the first week. Aldi.Always an interesting ride.
@Wokevaccine
Ай бұрын
Dangerous for married blokes that tag along behind their wives. I always buy crap I dont need.
Over the years I've paid to see a doctor and still had to wait, it doesn't seem to matter here in Adelaide whether you pay or are bulk billed and as for rescheduling if you have to wait too long, try having to wait two weeks for your next appointment, then you would just wait, that's the average unless it's urgent. Not enough GPs.
Thats what happens whemln youre a nice country people take advantage of your kindness
$17 for a punnet of blueberries is super expensive
@Chapps1941
Ай бұрын
An aberrant price. Usually $3:50/5:00
I can see how the 'gas' thing is confusing as you're referring to a different definition to what we call petrol (petroleum). To help sort it out, let's get a tad scientific and see them as elements Gas = gas (not a liquid) Oil = liquid Rock = solid Petrol is a liquid not a gas And then there's liquid gas .... just to go back to Square 1😂
Several years ago my 8 year old grandson ran outside to scare the magpies away. Every time they see him outside they swoop him. No body else in the family gets this anti social treatment. They sing to the rest of us. By the way Magpies were voted as the bird with the best ‘song’ and the most popular in Australia last year 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
I hate getting to the end of THIS WEEK IN AUSTRALIA, it comes far too quickly for me.
magpies are not menaces, they get upset when people harass them or their nests. There's several families of them near where I work and you can walk through the middle of them while they are pecking for bugs. There was also a family at the farm I used top live at, we would watch the babies do flying practice down the long driveway and feed the adults.
Hobart is the capital of Tasmania. It’s less than a quarter the size of Indianapolis, population-wise.
The guy yelling about the kangaroo was American and it cannot get over the gate. His Mama will not save him and an Aussie Mama wouldn’t be yelling, she would tell the kangaroo to get on ya bike. I have two young giant Pythons somewhere in my house. My husband brought some packing boxes in from our garage and they must have been in them. I found one snake skin they shed behind my Laptop on my desk and another behind a box. I have 3 tiny, special needs Yorkies that cannot go outside because Giant Pythons would eat them. I figure by the time the 2 in my house are big enough to eat them I will see them and put them outside. Think Australian Ryan.
Those guys are talking about exporting gas, not oil.
That first pic you showed of the " democracy manifest " guy is funny when you watch it he was being calm even when paying compliments different things the police were doing while trying to arrest him & get him into a police car I remember it's an old news piece but still worth a watch
The bloke with the snake would also have a complete absence of rats ,mice, and other vermin, cats and small dogs are also at risk.
Tasman sea is east of Sydney
Ryan “gas” is not oil over here. It is natural gas used for heating, stove tops etc. Thats why we say “petrol” over here.
You are getting there mate !
Me thinks its a Dog tattoo. There are a couple of Cockspaniels in Canberra too.
Magpies seem to have a lot of unnecessary bad press. They swoop in areas where they don't feel safe during Spring (Swooping Season) to warn off perceived predators. School arras seem to be the worst as kids do what kids do and that freaks them out. They don't swoop on people who they know and feel safe with. The best way to befriend them if you're walking in a new area is look at them directly and talk quietly to them. They like to see a person face on. They freak out when they see faces painted o the back of bike helmets as they know its a trick. I walk with a kelpie x red cattle dog early morning and late afternoon through magpie areas that is a also leash-free area. The dog has learned not to chase birds and the magpies check her out, recoginse her and me. They know we're calm and no threat. And they leave us alone in Swooping Season
Just a friendly reminder, Ryan, that nobody outside the USA uses the word "gas" to mean gasoline. We're talking about actual gasses.
You’ve never seen the Democracy Manifest video????? You HAVE to do a reaction video to it. It’s a classic!
You should seriously come to Australia. I'll accommodate you and the family bam and show you some beautiful sites and also some not so beautiful shit. Hahah. I'll chuck a sicky all week!!!
Centre aisle Aldi crazy saw a cement mixer there some time ago also ski wear skis, outdoor settings, barbie’s, brassieres,and children’s loathing and the list goes on
Ryan, we just had a massacre in Sydney. 6 dead.
Little Johnny Howard made the deal on natural gas sales, when he was the P.M. and crowed about it at the time, that is why we should never vote for right of centre governments
It's liquid gas LPG bit oil
$17 for a pissy little punnet of Blueberries 😳
@daveg2104
Ай бұрын
More like $18 - 2 punnets at $8.99 each. I just checked the current Woolies price online - $7.90 a punnet. They are out of season though.
Auckland is 2 hours from Sydney.
Tattoo is of Bruce Lehrmann and snake is a Diamond Python, we have one currently in our filter box of the swimming pool and pretty harmless unless you are very small and furry
magpies are carnivourous, bread makes them sick but people feed them bread and they will eat it. those ones are smart.
Imagine the next one...... This week was crazy
The oil thing is the type of oil and what it can be used for This dictates the price you get so the more uses the more it's worth Some oil only suitable for diesel other can be refined for diesel and petrol Then you got other uses like oil for plastic items That's why difference in price and quantities Nothing to do with companies ripping us off just our crude oil doesn't do everything Cheers mate 🦘🇦🇺👍
@daveg2104
Ай бұрын
It's about LNG (liquified natural gas) exports. When Australia exported 15.4mt of LNG in 2008-09, the government raised $2.2bn in PRRT. In 2022-23, exports had increased 437% to 83mt but PRRT revenue was up just 7% to $2.4bn. Meaning we are getting a lot less per unit exported. Despite enlarging their facilities (or building new ones), and having a huge increase in business, these poor companies can't seem to make any extra profit. Maybe they are in the wrong business. Or they are ripping us off.
Have you considered looking for your Australian news elsewhere? Reddit just doesn't cut it.
I’m astonished. Here in Australia we , the public , pay the highest price in the world for energy ! Our household gas and electricity prices per unit, in South Australia, are the highest. Elon musk came to our rescue and built a solar farm so we can avoid blackouts.
They are talking about GAS. We have Petrol. Remember from science: gas, solid, liquid. We have Petroleum - not gasoline. Australia has virtually no oil. We import all of our oil. We have high petrol prices. We have at any one time, extremely low reserves of oil for our entire country. We do however have massive reserves of gas - which we export cheaply and at the expense of us locals. Gas is more expensive than electricity. We use to have so many of our cars, almost all taxis running our gas: LPG - Liquefied Petroleum Gas - cheap: 19¢ per litre back in 1998 in Melbourne. Still almost half of petrol today, if you can find it. Utterly f... ing ridiculous. Our local Ford Falcon dedicated LPG system was world's best and patented. Remote priming system. They sell it cheap. Pay little tax. Big controversy at the moment with projects and environmental groups. We are becoming a major GREEN energy exporter. Some states have been entirely run on green energy eg ACT. You guys must stop calling a liquid gas - or just say gasoline. Ahhhhh........ 😂
" I want to e on the jury.... he must be a criminal"...... yeah....nah!😂
Can you look at Tasmania and our convict history?
One in a million that a Kangaroo would do that...
Mate you really need to come and see our beautiful country for yourself.
after the horrific shit that happened today, this video is a nice way to feel proud to be australian
Sad that Adelaide and Darwin are both missing.
🇦🇺As Aussie, _never_ heard of 1st story. 2•FAKE Roo!
Yep. Sounds like someone from Geelong! 🙄🤣
Hey Ryan do yourself a favour and watch the democracy manifest guy video! Quick outline, the cops mistakenly arrested an eccentric artist instead of the drug dealer they were after, and the quotes he came out with while they were wrestling him into the car were hilarious! I won't spoil it just go watch it, he was just "enjoying a succulent Chinese meal!!"
He isn’t talking about oil in Australia gas is gas oil is petrol
The snake was just a python. The man in the tattoo is an accused rapist - two completely different cases but one was him accused of raping a drunk woman in Parliament House. He denied it, there was a mistrial because of a bad juror, and the police didn't press the case again because of the mental health of the woman who was allegedly raped. Funny how some innocent bloke gets accused twice by different people from different towns. He's now suing tv stations who did not name him, but he claims they ruined his life. Then another tv station was caught for giving him thousands of dollars in in-kind payments for his story. They paid his rent for a year in a luxury place, paid for prostitutes, just a generally lavish reward so they could say they didn't pay him money for his story. I think he's a grub.
The guy screamin like a sheila about the Kangaroo, sounds like a Yank from Brooklyn or similar. ..AND the tattoo blokes name & who he is was one comment down from where you read to! 😄
@wilsonperez2668
Ай бұрын
😂 Typical Yank 😂
Gas is NOT oil, gas is what you cook with or heat your house. The money made in this video is the TAX paid to the goverment, we pay less tax 😜😝😛
tattoo was of Bruce Lehrmann