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@kailiahseekings

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Test is bad

@deshawnedwards6412

4 жыл бұрын

Do an Versus review episode on Spongebob Squarepant episodes "Chum Bucket Supreme" and "Chum Fricassee" two Plankton focus episodes that involve around the Chum Bucket becoming popular with the help of one of Spongebob's friends.

@brianverduzco8184

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@plug6078

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks NordVPN

@malachiharris3944

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe you can do Down n' Dirty from the original Powerpuff Girls vs Bathtime for Johnny from Johnny Test.

And This Episode marked the day we all knew Bling Bling Boy was a legend.

@upi1i1

4 жыл бұрын

weirdo on the internet yeah

@cammy649

4 жыл бұрын

He was already a legend

@jakew6162

4 жыл бұрын

@weirdo on the internet He is gold not silver

@DirectorsChoice

3 жыл бұрын

Forever a legend

How does bling bling boy own a private island, but not own a test subject.

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@parsleytheherb7505

4 жыл бұрын

No one knows

@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163

4 жыл бұрын

It’s logic in a nutshell.

@MahBoiMrTroll

4 жыл бұрын

He’s rich but at least he’s humane to an extent

@MahBoiMrTroll

4 жыл бұрын

But tru

Person: Sorry, I don’t have any money on me for this charity. *gets hit by an airplane*

@aisha5156

4 жыл бұрын

I am anonymous however you say it Hi Lol. It be like that sometimes.

@randomstuff....iguess6521

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry i do not even have enough for mysel- *gets ran over by a train*

is no one gonna talk about Johnny getting gamestopped in the beginning how he traded all his video games for a few bucks

@kevwoods7430

4 жыл бұрын

same thing happemed to me

@TwisterzX0_VIII

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah made fun of gamestop

Alpha Jay: Johnny Test Me: *Whip crack flashbacks*

@parsleytheherb7505

4 жыл бұрын

*infinite whip cracks can be heard in the distance*

@N12015

4 жыл бұрын

@@parsleytheherb7505 I didn't know this was "something about castlevania animated".

@theonebman7581

4 жыл бұрын

*Oh yes - crack that whip*

@everardogarcia6047

4 жыл бұрын

You could say you got... _Whiplash._

@theonebman7581

4 жыл бұрын

@@everardogarcia6047 "That's not quite my tempo."

6:10 he's offering $40 because it's easier to pull out two 20 dollar bills than a 20, a 10, a 5, and 2 singles

I HATED episodes like this when I was a kid! When characters want something and are shunned or beaten up for being “selfish”. I seriously wonder if tv shows like this are partially to blame for me being uncomfortable asking for things...

@worldweaver2691

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the same

@DogDogGodFog

Жыл бұрын

You actually payed attention to the messages of what you watched, as a kid? Damn beta male.

Why did the girls keep badgering Johnny for the Kitten charity?................They should have been doing it for a panda charity! *eyeroll*

@Phoenix_Blader_93

4 жыл бұрын

No one like lol

@Phoenix_Blader_93

4 жыл бұрын

@@steezyboiiii808 the comment had 69 likes when I replied ._.

@steezyboiiii808

4 жыл бұрын

AceTrainer Wes oh well I agree then lol my b 👌

@GGchannel1025

4 жыл бұрын

Helping an threatened species = More Karma

On the deal with the Clerk trying to recommend the dance game to Johnny, it could possibly be a jab at how GameStop employees are often told by corporate to try and get customers to buy certain games, but that’s probably me reading too deep into it

I heard the "None of these episodes are available in my country" and knew exactly what it was leading up to...

There's another thing I should mention. Didn't Bling Bling give Johnny forty dollars aside from the three Johnny already had? Couldn't Johnny give three dollars to the girls trying to help the cats in the alleyway, then use the rest to buy the video game?

@vizthex

4 жыл бұрын

yup. Also he only asked for 37 instead of being selfish and asking for $40, so why didn't that count for anything?

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

4 жыл бұрын

vizthex and Isobel Miller, you’re both right that Johnny should have given the three dollars left over of the game to the cat charity in that episode.

@yourlocalasshole352

4 жыл бұрын

Tax

@amberthesuperfox

4 жыл бұрын

He coulda gave them 1 and it woulda helped

@yipkinknights9921

4 жыл бұрын

The problem is that they are not really entitled to the money he had earned. Yes, charity is nice but he shouldn’t be coerced into engaging with it, even if had had more than enough to spare. Also he (or the writers) could’ve just forgotten he had the extra money anyways. It happens.

A bad Johnny test episode what I never heard that

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

It's been a minute, for you.

@carlosfred8673

4 жыл бұрын

*whip crack*

@MantaKizaemonFTW

4 жыл бұрын

@@carlosfred8673 beat me to it

@mastertjt56

4 жыл бұрын

Eh everyone always says Johnny Test is bad but I still enjoy it

@LirazRandome

4 жыл бұрын

@@mastertjt56 samee

I never realized how lazy the newer johnny test style really was until now

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@PJEllison

4 жыл бұрын

agree!

@malachiharris3944

4 жыл бұрын

I was able to tolerate seasons 2-4 Flash Animation. The animation was very expressive. Then, Seasons 5 and 6 happened...

@deadchanneldontwatch7347

4 жыл бұрын

it turned so ugly I remember the first season had decent animation but oh boy did it get bad

@cocoahere875

4 жыл бұрын

@@malachiharris3944 It sucks when a show is bought by a company that just wants money. It's like they're being paid to take the life and soul out of their work.

*"None of these episode are available in my country?"* *Me:* Yeah, that reminds me of a certain _Crunchy_ food, maybe a _Roll_ of something..

@Autokendo17

3 жыл бұрын

Crunchyroll, Anime Eye Candy

Season 1 was alright. 2-4 mediocre, not atrocious, 5-6 I don’t remember shit. This was a show I watched a lot as a kid for some reason, but looking back at it now..... what was I thinking. Yea seasons 1-4 had a somewhat silly charm to it, but this is a show I would only watch my brain just wants to turn off

@abfs5470

4 жыл бұрын

johnny test had 6 seasons!?

@Du-yw1pz

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

"PHAT" -Alpha Jay Show

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@anaunusual9693

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow :D

@bogencorbolrinfukputin6937

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow hiiiiiiiiii

And that's why hack writers should never try to teach morals! That reminds me of all those terrible Christmas movies, were the main characters just want to enjoy Christmas away from the traditional festivities, but their neighbours chastise them and make their lives a living hell until they go back to the hive mindset.

@troin3925

4 жыл бұрын

TwilightWolf032 So, Christmas with The Kranks essentially.

@TwilightWolf032

4 жыл бұрын

@@troin3925 Yes, that's the movie I was thinking about! It was called "A very, very crazy christmas" in my country (for some stupid reason). But yeah, during the time it came out, a few other movies tried to copy the concept and for a while Brazilian TV was filled with movies where families who didn't abide by the laws of Christmas were burned at the stake!

@mcscoops

4 жыл бұрын

@@troin3925 That movie bothered me so much. They're grown adults that don't want to do Christmas but they're painted as the bad guys.

@PoppyBrosMusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@TwilightWolf032 Gets even worse when you realize that the couple from the movie spent *$6,000* EVERY YEAR on Christmas, all so their admittedly spoiled daughter could be happy.

@Oliviagarry69420

3 жыл бұрын

My mom loves that movie and even agrees that plot point is stupid!

Not only did he just want a video game, but everyone else in that store was actively pointing and laughing at him and nothing bad happens to them?

I feel like Johnny Test was self aware about how annoying it could be

I only watched Johnny test cause I had a crush on his sisters lol

@BenDover-pk3wy

4 жыл бұрын

Wait that`s illegal

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Duck :v TV Lol I’m assuming when you were younger

@nightmaregamer_2755

4 жыл бұрын

What?!?

@chicken6707

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow yes

@twoDie4

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was their age during the time, still weird though How do you get a hard on for them? They have pointy boobs and their personalities is sinister, they torture their little brother with experiments and sometimes laugh it off!

"WHIP SOUND INTESTINES "

@MantaKizaemonFTW

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the video called "what every episode of Johny test sounds like"?

0:01 Only 12% voted for Craig of the Creek? That's disappointing, I like that show.

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Mind you, that's just my audience. Other channels probably don't have as big of a KOTH, FOP or Gumball-centric audience.

@Garfewloid

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow FOP?

@deshawnedwards6412

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow would it kill you just to do at least one review episode of it? Along with Victor and Valentino? Would it?

@uncleshrek3614

4 жыл бұрын

Not surprised tbh...No one cares about that show which is kinda disappointing for a show with good potential

@deshawnedwards6412

4 жыл бұрын

@@uncleshrek3614 IKR? The show have so much potential, it've great stories telling, fun and interesting characters who you can quickly fall in love with in just a second, (even the one who are awful to others) and the environment and feeling of the show is so embraced that you love ever part of it.

You know, I looked up the reasons why Johnny Test was canceled. One of the reasons was stupid; it said, and I quote, "Some younger parents thought the show was too abusive to others when Johnny would beat up Bling, and other enemies he had. Some younger kids watched Nickelodeon and when little kids watched it, their parents would see it and think the show was going towards bullying and beating each other up." There was so much stupid in those 2 sentences

@PoppyBrosMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Just parents being parents, I guess...

@drakeware655

4 жыл бұрын

@@PoppyBrosMusic It's still pretty stupid. That'd be like saying, "Tom and Jerry is too abusive and shows cruelty towards animals"

@PoppyBrosMusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@drakeware655 Some parents did complain about Tom and Jerry like that. What I meant by parents being parents was that they tend to overreact to anything and everything they find "offensive" in a kid's show.

I hated Johnny Test, those stock sound effects they put on every characters movement is just torture to me.

@steezyboiiii808

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Mumbles yea I loved it when i was 4-7 😂

You'd think that the writers for this show would be experts at making Johnny act like a jerk. How did they mess this up?

>$40 for a new game That's actually a really great deal nowadays

@N12015

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe is for his hand-held console we know he has in the "completely not a pokemon parody" episodes.

The greatest episode of my childhood *whip crack*

@carlyskolnik296

4 жыл бұрын

I loved this episode too it’s also very Memorable

Watching the good place taught me how hard it is to be truly good because you have to consider every outcome when doing a good deed. For example what if Johnny gave those girl the money for the cat shelter and it turns out they were running a scam and the girls actually used the money to get drugs.

11:50 WARNING ⚠️ The average human cannot be able to handle the level of thiccness presented before your very eyes.

Hey Alpha, do an Versus episode on the Spongebob Squarepant episodes, "Sweet and Sour Squidward", "Perfect Chemistry" and "Patnocchio", all these episodes have one thing in common, they involve around Plankton using one of Spongebob's friends to get to the Krabby Patty formula.

@TC-oi5pk

4 жыл бұрын

Deshawn Edwards omg this is a great idea. I hope he does it

I honestly thought this episode was a fever dream until I heard the "Karma" bit.

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

This looks like the most canadian episode so far.

Came to watch a review on karma, instead learns about caring for cats.

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

No one: Johnny Test: *whip sound effect*

Seeing those charity girls gave me flashbacks to all the times I saw a charity commercial that used sad music and emotional clips in slow motion. I feel sad now...

@troin3925

4 жыл бұрын

Crow Rider Those were everywhere! At least that was the extent of their emotional manipulation and they didn’t just curse you for rejecting them.

Phatter than the amount of- *WHIP Cracks?*

...Jokes like this are why Pandas are going extinct

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

They've been off the endangered list for a while now.

@Garfewloid

4 жыл бұрын

OOF

Remember kids if you don’t help those smelly kitties... *they’ll send your money through the shredder*

Physically Hurting Animators Thinking That is the struggle of animators animating Johnny test

Alpha Jay: In my 20 years of being alive, and 5 years of reviews, I've never met a single serious Johnny Test fan that took this show seriously. Me: Let's wait for the dislike bar to fill up; for Johnny Test 4Chan, DeviantArt, Tumblr, etc. Fanboys/girls to appear as well. The internet will surprise you!

@troin3925

4 жыл бұрын

thunder key He said that the first season was better which, in hindsight, I agree with him. When I was a kid, I also liked how some episodes in the first season had some quiet moments without annoying music or crack whips every millisecond.

Blingbling boy is a ok character, one of the best villian in johnny test

How did I just now realize that Smash Badger is a reference to Crash Bandicoot?

*whip crack noises intensify*

You should do a Rise and Fall of Johnny test but i think 90% of the video will be of the Fall right?

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo sierra Cuéllar A lot of people focus on it being a Rise or Fall, but I’m sure it’ll be a little of both and a lot of history

@guillermosierracuellar9812

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow just remember if you made the video you will have to put the whip effect every 5 seconds

@PoppyBrosMusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow Can you do a "Rise and Fall" of it, Jay? I'd love to know your thoughts on the series as a whole and some more behind the scenes stuff.

One thing I never understood about Johnny Test is why even keep it a secret that Duckie can talk from their dad. He allows a lab but not a talking Dog?

@Crit7k

4 жыл бұрын

There was a episode when the parents find out about dookie being able to talk they become fine with it, but someething bad happens to dookie and the parents memories have to be erased

@troin3925

4 жыл бұрын

The Unknown It wasn’t so much something bad happening to Dukie, but that Johnny’s parents want to do multiple things with him that give them less time to hang out. Like how with Mrs. Test, she wants to bring Dukie with her for a business trip to Seattle for a “3 day conference.” Also, the reason why everyone tries to keep Dukie’s ability to speak a secret was because he was the result of an experiment from Johnny’s sisters, and their Dad, for some reason, heavily forbids them from doing DNA experiments. Yeah, it still doesn’t make much sense.

@icecreamhero2375

4 жыл бұрын

@@troin3925 I get people want to do experiments on him but the parents not knowing makes no sense.

@troin3925

4 жыл бұрын

icecream hero For some reason, Johnny’s dad is very hypocritical and picky about what types of experiments he’s okay or not okay with.

@Crit7k

4 жыл бұрын

Troin dang, I see you’re deep in the johnny test lore

When I was younger, I never actually paid attention to this. Or had a single thought about it.

I love the content that you make. Consider myself a new subscriber! I hope you keep it up.

That whip crack wjdbejdiene

Johnny Test is better at using the whip sound effect than the show is at giving moral philosophy lessons.

@hungryrefrigerator5784

4 жыл бұрын

Bunny Bun whip crack to your *whip crack*

This show was amazing in its first season; THAT was when I took it seriously. The plots were more coherent, the animation was handdrawn and there was this quiet *WHOOSH* sound when the characters moved instead of *CRACK*. But we all know mah boi Bling Bling was this show's greatest character.

The comic store clerk reminds me of a discount Comic Book Guy!

@KingYou2002

2 жыл бұрын

Except less funny and not snarky

There are a lot less whip sound effects shown than what I remember.

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Jayd e Well this is just one episode

@chaddwickfincher5835

4 жыл бұрын

Jayd e this was one of the more earlier flash episodes.

@malachiharris1103

Жыл бұрын

That's because this was a Season 2 episode, back when the show didn't spam the whip crack to oblivion. Season 3 started using it more often, but it wasn't really until Seasons 4 and 5 where the whip crack started to become a noticeable thing.

“And until next time... don’t lose your mind.” I could tell you the same Jay.

The way you announced your sponsor, NordVPN, in the beginning put a smile on my face lol

“And until next time.... don’t lose your mind. Alpha out.” So I can lose my mind after next time?

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rachaelbeth3119

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow Good to know.

How can blingbling afford an island but still is technically(not physically) living in his mom's basement

this is the best episode you could have reviewed for a single one i have to say but if you ever do another johnny test video maybe on all of the dumb races that got stale after the 2nd one?

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

There's like, this, the Johnny X stuff, and there's also just talking about Susan/Mary and Gil

@malachiharris3944

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheAlphaJayShow If you ever do a versus that involves Johnny Test, I think it's best to start off with Down n' Dirty from the original Powerpuff Girls vs Bathtime for Johnny from Johnny Test. They both have to do with characters who refuse to take a bath.

Pandaman, I gotta say since I started binge watching you a few days ago I forgot about all the other reviewers. You are a special spice yo! Keep being badass 💪 ❤️🦵

Johnny Test is stupid. However, unlike Teen Titans Go, it’s the good kind of stupid 👍🏻

@blank4181

4 жыл бұрын

My god teen titans go was so far from perfect.

@kurr7661

4 жыл бұрын

If you ignore the Burps and whip cracks

@kermithasagun1474

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Test was stupid and cringy, but at least it was memorable

This show and Fanboy and Chum Chum were my biggest guilty pleasures as a kid.

So I had no idea what this episode was, then heard 'karma' and it all came back to me

PLEASEEdo more JT revviews, this was incredibly entertaining to watch!

The charity girls are angels/demons testing him

Couldn't Johnny just donate his extra $3 to the cat shelter when he had $43?

Although I’m Canadian, I have to agree that Canada definitely ruined this already sub-par cartoon. Before it wasn’t that bad, but after Teletoon took over it was just rammed into the ground. Teletoon has helped produce many good animated shows, though I think they did Johnny dirty with the way they handled the acquisition

Best sponsor integration I've ever seen

So this episode taught me forget the universe it never has your best interests at heart amd will do everything from push people and mess up your day to push you to see a lesson from everyone's point of view but never looks at your opinion because it doesn't matter as long as you make the universe happy

I remember watching this show and ironically enjoying it back in the days. *Ah yes, after school fridays at my grandmas house. It’s all coming back*

I love going back and watching your older episodes

Jay: “Cue the onslaught of whip crack noises” Me *hasnt seen Jonny test since..middle school?* : “What whip crack noise?- Oh, oh those, oh man... they really were everywhere weren’t they?”

Alpha, theres this thing that kids use these days, it's called Netflix.

@TheAlphaJayShow

4 жыл бұрын

What's that? Is it an iPad?

4:00 This was actually where I learnt what karma was as a kid.

Wow this episode of the Alpha Jay Show is very *whipcrack* and i really enjoyed when you *whipcrack whipcrack whipcrack* and your sprites are honestly really *whipcrack* !

Johnny Test: states dancing games have girly aerobic movements. NotITG: You dare oppose me mortal.

0:40 that whip crack gave me a PTSD flashback on all those whip cracks in 1 episode

This episode: *exists* FNF community: is for me?

5:38 this sprite is doing things to my head and idk what to think about that

To be absolutely fair, the show does make it very clear that the store clerk being fat is outside of his control

Johnny test became a Friday night funkin’ meme because a character looked like the boyfriend.

I really like Johnny test! I remember that my little brother and I would just flop onto our mother's bed while she was upstairs with our aunt and we'd just watch Johnny test until Mom needed us.

Unpopular opinion: Johnny Test is all right

@thenormalpsycho4198

4 жыл бұрын

An opinion? In this part of the internet, In this part of KZread, In this channel, Localised entirely within this comment?

@ironkevman1513

4 жыл бұрын

The Normal Psycho Yes.

@PJEllison

4 жыл бұрын

animation and art style suck tho

@malachiharris3944

4 жыл бұрын

I seriously want Alpha Jay to review a good Johnny Test episode. Phat Johnny is remembered for the memes, not the quality.

The Bikini Bottom Moral Guardians after I don't donate my rent money to a snail hospital: *"So you have chosen... **_death_** "*

People keep saying, but am i the only one thinks that *phat johnny looks like boyfriend in fnf?*

@BigFlusteredMess

3 жыл бұрын

Bc he does

Friday night Funkin be like: this Johnny test episode

that dreaded whip sfx, we meet again

The beginning of this video draaaags my dude, dance dance revolution we get it

Wow the FNF cartoon is lit

5:05 *MY EYES*

I vaguely remember this show but not this episode, surprisingly. I do remember the rainy day one, I think, and the Earth day one where all the tree got cut down. This show was a trip.

me when the funky johnny test

I was literally watching this episode yesterday on youtube. Cuz Phat Johnny got stuck in my head...

lmao I won't forget the boyfriend meme

The whipcracks still haunt my dreams...

Jay: oh no, can’t watch show in country Netflix: yo, pay the price for what you know is right.

I always thought bling bling boy was just called bling bling, it blew my mind that I never knew that like a year ago

Friday night funkin' Bottom text

2:50 5:36 these sprites are honestly waiting for me outside my room whenever i wake up

Johnny Test: the show that does nothing but whip cracks in your face for 11-22 minutes

The one sentence, I remember vividly from this episode was. I called you phat with a PH there's a diference yuuuuuuuuu know?!?!?!?!?!?!!