This is fantastic, except uh... My grandma is the one who goes golfing, and grandpa gets a break lmao

What a funny compilation of jokes, these Comedians know what they are talking about….except, it gives us wife’s six hours of freedom. It is just as good as FISHING!

@patrickcowan8701

Жыл бұрын

touche

@majoroldladyakamom6948

Жыл бұрын

Wives... 🤣

@sstanford1331

Жыл бұрын

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 No no, just let it be😂

@poliziagrammaticale9430

Жыл бұрын

@@grumpyoldguy584 Form is content. If you can't write, don't write. Narcissism has nothing to do with pointing out somebody's ignorance. By the way, do you know what narcissism means?

@ZoniZahiRoniZahi

Жыл бұрын

@@poliziagrammaticale9430 Are you all 3 accounts? Lol

My sister, her husband, my brother and I went golfing in Wyoming. My first time, not my sister's. After the 3rd hole my score was over 200. My sister was pointing out all the wildlife passing by, antelope, etc. My brother and her husband asked us to please let them play alone. They were too embarrassed because everyone was having to play through us.

@rufust.firefly4890

Жыл бұрын

Even AJ Foyt didn't drive in the Indy 500 when he first got his drivers license.

Most enjoyable golf I've ever watched

I always thought Golf stood for gentlemen only, ladies forbidden.

@michaelmerck7576

Жыл бұрын

That just might be the truth

OMG! These jokes are epic 😂😂😂😂 I couldn't help myself and forwarded to my brother, the golfer & his wife!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bluemoonsy

Жыл бұрын

I paid for the whole course and I am going to see and experience all of it

@bluemoonsy

Жыл бұрын

Why at golf outings do they give the winners boxes of balls? That is a lifetime supply for those dudes. Guys like me NEED those extra balls!!!

Consider some women may hate golf, but all men hate shopping.

@BluntlyBlondie

Жыл бұрын

Two words. The gays

@jamesmoyner7499

Жыл бұрын

I love movie shopping especially in used media stores and thrift shops. It’s the thrill of the hunting finding titles I would want to add to my collection that I have been looking for a long time, things that are out of print or hard to come by.

@ChristMetalMayhem

Жыл бұрын

I don't hate shopping completely. I actually try to turn it into a game of some kind. See if I can reach that "final" or "boss" level and hopefully have the right "gear" equipped to beat it.

@brodysmiles4233

Жыл бұрын

Golf is for their sanity, and all he's doing is getting some fresh air and laughing with his friends, and a once a month membership.....shopping is for a woman's void to be filled, and some say it makes me feel confident and better...... by spending his money...👀...if it was your money we wouldn't hate it....but your happiness is at his expense....and you want him to love that 😂😂😂

@Robert-hr6sh

Жыл бұрын

Unless your shopping with your girlfriend or wife.....at least, one tries to enjoy! Lol, reminder no regrets later!

I don't golf and I showed myself why I don't, but these Golf jokes are killer!🤣🤣

I play golf but... It is a single player game... No invites... Don't ask for op.... No cheats.... All in peaceful

While looking at a 5 foot gap through 20 yards of trees my playing partner yelled “take the penalty and drop, if you were good enough to get it through that gap you wouldn’t be 20 yards in the woods”

I don't even golf but this was hilarious.

Great compellation. Thank you

The first guys delivery was so great you clapped too early you got a wait for it 1:05

@eastonjames6582

Жыл бұрын

Hello Jody how are you doing today?

My husband plays golf. I can relate. 😄😄😄😄😄

16:20 Spot on Brilliantly Done .

so refreshing 😄

515 yards Mike Austin holds the world record for the longest drive in professional play, driving 515 yards at the Winterwood Golf Course in Las Vegas, Nevada, in 1974, blasting it 65 yards past the flag on the par-4 fifth.

I'm single, so I get to play golf whenever I want!

@jeffreyb8770

Жыл бұрын

Shhh. Not so loud.

@thecman26

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyb8770 don't wanna make the married guys jealous. Roger that.

Thanks!

Lots of women love golf. Most of us don't really like playing with men.

@carolannroberts

Жыл бұрын

I like playing with men, but I don’t like golf

@philipbruton6561

Жыл бұрын

Stops you're talking. Groups of women get quiet if a man walks up. Idk why.

@jamesscott3509

Жыл бұрын

​@@carolannroberts 😆😆 I see what you did there

@samuelarthur887

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@jeffreyb8770

Жыл бұрын

@@philipbruton6561 I'm intrigued. I've played dozens of rounds, never with a female . . .

I grade my shots not by how fa they go but by how easy it is to find. ;-)

Spot on😂😂😂😂

2:22-7:58 comedian 👍 6:55: rappelling 🤣

Look forward to seeing more of Ken’s work.

You're the man. My friends call me the worm burner

That puppet is pretty funny 😴😂

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

Ya’ll are very funny 😁

Tell her you wanted to come and have her be your caddy

Yes. I played golf once. "Once" being the key word. It's kind of like standing up dead.

@truerosie

Жыл бұрын

As they say, great way to ruin a good walk.

I just realized where Tom Foss gets his style - Fonzie on "Happy Days". That makes his personality, while on stage, over forty five years out of date.

Not all women hate golf, my sister and I are obsessed! We both go with our husbands, too.

I live in South Florida you don't have to deal with Gators and Crocs your ball goes in the water you leave it

I'm still trying to figure out how golf is a sport. No one gets elbowed, hit with a bat tackled, punched etc. So where is the physical contact? I'm lost

@effu9593

Жыл бұрын

Ever heard of non-contact sports? Lol

@jayboogie7956

Жыл бұрын

@@effu9593 you mean flag football? Yep

@vincentvincent4898

Жыл бұрын

@Jay Boogie79, I think you’ve been hit in the head too much.

@RazyrDiarmait

Жыл бұрын

@@jayboogie7956 The contact is why Nascar is a sport.

@jayboogie7956

Жыл бұрын

@@RazyrDiarmait true true, I see your point

Women don't like golf? Explain that to the LPGA. 🤣

@sstanford1331

Жыл бұрын

Now yk that isn't a common one 8 have no idea wht that means😭

@majoroldladyakamom6948

Жыл бұрын

@@sstanford1331 LPGA is the Ladies Profesional Golf Association. The female counterpart of the PGA.

G.O.L.F Gentlemans Only, Lady's Forbidden

Six hours?!? Letting a lot of people play through? LOL

@huejanus5505

Жыл бұрын

Or 50 yard drives.

Golf wastes water. Go for a hike.

Women also need a hobby that takes up the whole day & it's very socially appropriate. I can leave the husband with the kids the entire day, & when i come home, he'll have dinner ready, we'll complain about being tired, shower & then go to sleep . I like that !

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden .

@boboften9952

Жыл бұрын

Lady Playing Gentlemen Adore .

Wow this guy is funny! I did take golf in a community College and didn't like it. I didn't make an A in the class. The teacher said I wasn't working hard enough. Oh my...🙄

A golf course is a waste of a perfectly good sporting clays shotgun range.

G.O.L.F. Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden ;)

Golf actually stand for gentlemen only ladies forbidden and there’s 18 holes because that’s how many shots are in a pint.

This is a lie. I love golf at 3:30 am when I can’t get back to sleep.

GOLF - Game Outside Ladies Forbidden

Fr I think even these pro golfers aren't that good, they just get lucking and the ball goes in

FunNNy:-)

😂🤣🙃⛳🥇

unless you rank, you can't afford the entry fees, much less the travel/hotel/food expense. so if you're not REALLY good, don't try. seriously, unless you're masochistic or psychotic.then it's fun. the purse won't pay for any of it--that's why nobody competes in the "sport". you have to get sponsorships in the 5 figure or higher realm, or you gotta be rich.

Gentlemen only ladies forbidden. Look it up.

..."gold"...? "...this is why the comedians from Dry Bar Comedy think women hate gold."

For any men (and men's rights enthusiasts) who wonder why the courts tend to leave responsibility for the children with the women, watch the above video. When taking care of the children, the house, the yard is seen as this catastrophically-unjust impingement of a man's right to play like a kid while having been an adult for decades.....obviously, no judge is going to leave the children to you. Now, obviously this is a generalization, and there are irresponsible/bad mothers/spouses, but when the situation is so common as to be a highly-viewed KZread comedy video, you know there is truth to it......

@sunstruckfarms4489

Жыл бұрын

Like women dont have hobbies

Indeed it was a US citizen who invented golf cart. Lyman Beecher

Or, you just go golfing.

Golf was originally named golf after, Gentlemen Only Women Forbidden.

@dmts8098

Жыл бұрын

Try ‘Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden’.

@RazyrDiarmait

Жыл бұрын

"Gentlemen." Yup, that fits.

Women rule

Wtf jon snow

Women hate every there husband's love, shirt shorts recliner everything so asked like do like it every ounce in a while.

The best golfer in the world is a woman, though.

You’re over generalizing. I know some men who love to shop.

@RazyrDiarmait

Жыл бұрын

But it's comedy.

@DEEP_STATE

Жыл бұрын

@@RazyrDiarmait True.

Golf? Wanna hear what a woman's body feels like?

golf is not a sport by the way Sort of like fishing but don't say it often to my ex husband/ god friend that love fishing and that I spent to his tournaments to be a supportive wife. I was a better catcher than him. Caught a 5 ponder off the dock of his cabin on the lake. Golf looks boring and don't see it as port at all!

Women like golf Take off the first two letters -WO- men