This is what the German citizenship test should REALLY look like | Meet the Germans

Forget memorizing the German constitution and all the state capitals. If you want to become a German citizen, this is what you really need to know. Is Rachel Stewart up to the challenge of the alternative Einbürgerungstest?
Rachel is on a mission to investigate the quirks and idiosyncrasies of daily life in Germany. Every two weeks she explores a new topic - from beer to nudity to complicated grammar - and heads out to get some tips from the Germans themselves.
Rachel moved from the UK to Germany in 2016. As a relative newcomer she casts a fresh eye over German clichés and shares her experiences of settling into German life. You'll find more from Meet the Germans on KZread or at dw.com/MeettheGermans.
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  • @NeatMeik
    @NeatMeik5 жыл бұрын

    It's like a game in Germany: Who is faster, the cashier or the customer?

  • @DonnyDarko13

    @DonnyDarko13

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @sausagefruit7690

    @sausagefruit7690

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cashier, but some customers even try to be faster, haha seen some yet.

  • @james64ibm

    @james64ibm

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cashier. The bank always wins.

  • @davidsonsiad1189

    @davidsonsiad1189

    5 жыл бұрын

    It actually depends on the supermarket you go... For example, Aldi and Netto are way worse than Edeka (they are cheaper though)

  • @Felixkeeg

    @Felixkeeg

    5 жыл бұрын

    If you are at Aldi, you can be as fast as you want, the cashier will only max out at the speed of light.

  • @TilmanBaumann
    @TilmanBaumann5 жыл бұрын

    Extra points at the pedestrian crossing situation for ticking: "Make absolutely sure there are no cars. Then triple check no children or Police can see you. Then cross swiftly, lower your head and be ashamed. Notice the light turned green half way through your crossing"

  • @redheadinspain

    @redheadinspain

    5 жыл бұрын

    Denk an die Kinder!

  • @paulplus3830

    @paulplus3830

    5 жыл бұрын

    You can cross at red lights, even when children are around. But make sure their parents are present, so that they can use you to school them. :)

  • @kkk2.077

    @kkk2.077

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Kamuschi Kasaki LMAO

  • @toanhien494

    @toanhien494

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@paulplus3830 genau das ist mir passiert.

  • @Kylailao

    @Kylailao

    4 жыл бұрын

    Extra points for the condition - are you trying to reach a train or bus? If yes, GO

  • @mickeynig1
    @mickeynig15 жыл бұрын

    The supermarket scene is so true! I always prepare before hand and even arrange things so they get scanned in the order I want it. Tetris game level -- German!

  • @RachelStewart04

    @RachelStewart04

    5 жыл бұрын

    Planning is key!

  • @ongunkanat

    @ongunkanat

    5 жыл бұрын

    I started studying for Master's here in Munich. I put things in order too. Large flat things on the bottom, so they should be first in the line. Then the drinks to the side. Then the vegetables and the fruits and finally the bread. It's such a mental work to be in a queue :D

  • @Sabrina-qu1zq

    @Sabrina-qu1zq

    5 жыл бұрын

    Omg a scanning order! That’s genius. Been here for 4 months now, sweet tip XD

  • @annalovegood

    @annalovegood

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dito! Ich dachte ich wäre die Einzige, die das macht :D

  • @FriedrichHerschel

    @FriedrichHerschel

    5 жыл бұрын

    A few tips: you want to have stable, heavy stuff scanned first (like tin cans, cardboard packages, water bottles), so you can put stuff that you don't want to be crushed on top (vegetables, bread, chips, pudding, eggs). Put everything that's frozen together, this helps maintaining them cold and you have an easier time finding them at home to put them back into the freezer. Same goes for stuff that goes into the fridge.

  • @Angelina-pr5hl
    @Angelina-pr5hl5 жыл бұрын

    I'm German and when I saw her ticking the answers I was like "What is she doing?" 😂

  • @sophiakleff8107

    @sophiakleff8107

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'd do that as well and I'm also German 🤷‍♀️

  • @kaisattelberg5548

    @kaisattelberg5548

    5 жыл бұрын

    As long as thereis no nice, orderly box to make an X I'd tick it, I guess ... like on an Einkaufszettel for example

  • @caccioman

    @caccioman

    5 жыл бұрын

    I got totally confused as well 🤔

  • @user-me8hy8ew4o

    @user-me8hy8ew4o

    5 жыл бұрын

    An X is more like a no while a tick is like a yes. But when there are circles or boxes I make an X

  • @thekingsdaughter4233

    @thekingsdaughter4233

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't such tests usually come with instructions at the beginning on how to mark the _correct_ answers? 😁

  • @TilmanBaumann
    @TilmanBaumann5 жыл бұрын

    Sorry, you failed before you started. You had to run to be on time. Big faux pas.

  • @RachelStewart04

    @RachelStewart04

    5 жыл бұрын

    But I made it!! :D

  • @constanze8404

    @constanze8404

    5 жыл бұрын

    👍😁

  • @bigbronson

    @bigbronson

    5 жыл бұрын

    fünf Minuten vor der Zeit, ist des Deutschen Pünktlichkeit

  • @pegibbons

    @pegibbons

    5 жыл бұрын

    10min early.... to everything! I am sure it is also frowned upon if you're on life support! No dawdling!!!!

  • @rushdiahmad2435

    @rushdiahmad2435

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RachelStewart04 can you make be a video about relationships between German and garlic..

  • @gorbipalmi6781
    @gorbipalmi67815 жыл бұрын

    When it's almost my turn to buy my groceries my heart rate increases and I start to sweat

  • @HalfEye79

    @HalfEye79

    5 жыл бұрын

    Who needs to do sports? Go grocery shopping.

  • @BlommaBaumbart
    @BlommaBaumbart5 жыл бұрын

    Recycling wasn't among the three virtues? Well, guess she didn't make it.

  • @Donnah1979

    @Donnah1979

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about "Never leave your kitchen behind"?

  • @mariamkamal
    @mariamkamal5 жыл бұрын

    Germans don't tick

  • @emrahyesilagac2373

    @emrahyesilagac2373

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thats true ?

  • @Feindbot

    @Feindbot

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@emrahyesilagac2373 official stuff gets a cross as mark but tics are known as well just not used on official cheats :-)

  • @carojung189

    @carojung189

    5 жыл бұрын

    Never ticked in my life

  • @666wurm

    @666wurm

    5 жыл бұрын

    Only clocks.

  • @FactoryofRedstone

    @FactoryofRedstone

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@carojung189 Only if there has to be marked wrong and right, then wrong is a cross and right is a tick.

  • @redunicorn7760
    @redunicorn77605 жыл бұрын

    It's 3am, no cars on the road everywhere but we still wait for the lights to turn green

  • @Ryo-um9rl

    @Ryo-um9rl

    5 жыл бұрын

    Red Unicorn I actually get offended by people who don’t

  • @AnimeVideoEditor

    @AnimeVideoEditor

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Ryo-um9rl lmao. Like why should i wait when CLEARY no car is on sight? It´s truly absurd

  • @Ryo-um9rl

    @Ryo-um9rl

    5 жыл бұрын

    AnimeVideoEditor cause it’s the law

  • @FireflyDivision

    @FireflyDivision

    5 жыл бұрын

    In the Netherlands, alot of traffic lights are disabled at night.

  • @pfox3024

    @pfox3024

    5 жыл бұрын

    Where is this coming from? I always cross the road when no car or kid is in sight... I would never cross a redlight in the car though... that's just wrong :D

  • @iamarunshrestha
    @iamarunshrestha4 жыл бұрын

    "OK, last one: Turn over the page and stare at it for one minute without crying." I nearly died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @v.a.21

    @v.a.21

    4 жыл бұрын

    I didn't get that one 😅

  • @rivenoak

    @rivenoak

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@v.a.21 german grammar is the bane of the language :)

  • @TheJgMeyer

    @TheJgMeyer

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@v.a.21Most of the words on that page were just the rouhgly one dozen different variations of saying "the" in the german language. It drives english speakers crazy.

  • @MaryJosette80

    @MaryJosette80

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheJgMeyer I'm currently studying German language at the moment (I was bored during the lockdown. Yeah, I know. What was I thinking? Hahahah) and yes, it takes a lot of memorisation and analytical approach when I came to deal with the different words for "the"...and they haven't even mentioned about conjugated verbs, etc.

  • @TigruArdavi

    @TigruArdavi

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheJgMeyer Yes but it's not interchangeable variations, it's one specific for each combination of grammatical gender, number and case, though for some it's the same word.

  • @HarionDafar
    @HarionDafar5 жыл бұрын

    This is really the best show about life in Germany there is. Had to laugh so loud, when the physical test was at its climax

  • @jankubistjk7921
    @jankubistjk79215 жыл бұрын

    I hate it when the cashier starts scanning the next customers items before i could even put my wallet away and put my purchases in my backpack

  • @mariellche3144

    @mariellche3144

    5 жыл бұрын

    me too and I'm well prepared and trained since I was a kid. The cashiers aren't good from the view of their boss if the time between customers takes too long. In some shop chains there is some sort of competition to be the fastest cashier. That's a small part of getting food so cheap in comparison to neighbour states like France or Switzerland.

  • @xXTEACHERXx

    @xXTEACHERXx

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm a German and I give you a hint. Don't pay before you have put your stuff in your bag! If the cashier is way to fast, it is not your problem. The cashier would surely not be happy about it, but who cares. 🤷‍♂️

  • @littlemissb.6050

    @littlemissb.6050

    4 жыл бұрын

    But you also don't want to stay in the queue for a long time so they have to go fast...

  • @Der_Kleine_Mann

    @Der_Kleine_Mann

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mariellche3144 Is your name Marielle?

  • @mariellche3144

    @mariellche3144

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Der_Kleine_Mann It's Mariellche, why?

  • @farshidmon3777
    @farshidmon37775 жыл бұрын

    I love German honesty 😊 you can easily know who likes you and who does not.

  • @putritd3230

    @putritd3230

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love brutally honest people, easy to read

  • @JohnM-wz1qr

    @JohnM-wz1qr

    5 жыл бұрын

    is it -my experience is otherwise- when it comes to their own self interest they can be as dishonest as anyone else. Germans are just like every other human being. All cultures have honest and dishonest people.

  • @JohnM-wz1qr

    @JohnM-wz1qr

    4 жыл бұрын

    @A Stein not sure about that- they can be dishonest as well like anyone when it comes to protecting their own interests

  • @wholeNwon

    @wholeNwon

    4 жыл бұрын

    But they are German. Do they like anyone? And, if they do, dare they show it?

  • @brunoir283

    @brunoir283

    4 жыл бұрын

    John M you are no german, you are just guessing as it seems.

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S.5 жыл бұрын

    An educational video for the Brexit refugees? Interesting!

  • @DanNick.Daniel

    @DanNick.Daniel

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile it's November and they still dont need such a video... DW was kinda early to publish this

  • @rivenoak

    @rivenoak

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DanNick.Daniel jan 2020 now....but dont waste time. :D

  • @DanNick.Daniel

    @DanNick.Daniel

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rivenoak u sure about that 🤨🤨🤨

  • @rivenoak

    @rivenoak

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DanNick.Daniel GE in 3 weeks should bring some decisions.

  • @DanNick.Daniel

    @DanNick.Daniel

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rivenoak October 31st should have brought the final Brexit...

  • @zayshaanlatif7946
    @zayshaanlatif79465 жыл бұрын

    Only reasons I watch these videos: Rachel Stewart Rachel Stewart Rachel Stewart Great content and format

  • @julianreverse

    @julianreverse

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too! She's a real beauty!

  • @KappaCrona

    @KappaCrona

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget Rachael Stewart

  • @leavesinautumn5959
    @leavesinautumn59595 жыл бұрын

    Germans aren't all that bad, call me odd but I actually find their bluntness refreshing. As for "grumbling", there's plenty of that in Britain at the moment .. and they said there's no common ground to be found with the mainland 😏

  • @RachelStewart04

    @RachelStewart04

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is very true. And a good grumble can be very cathartic :)

  • @anja6983

    @anja6983

    5 жыл бұрын

    Most things here are in order. This is sometimes really annoying, but mostly helpful and we wouldnt want to miss it

  • @Wasserkaktus

    @Wasserkaktus

    5 жыл бұрын

    There is lots of common ground: Brits have just spent most of their history trying to deny it.

  • @TheCooocy

    @TheCooocy

    5 жыл бұрын

    "not all that bad", that's considered a compliment here in Germany :D Thank You!

  • @janeisklar3923
    @janeisklar39235 жыл бұрын

    To get new socks in the German army is as hard as to get a new submarine. It's the same process.

  • @akashtriz

    @akashtriz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Interesting choice of name bro/sis...yes no is clear 😵😀

  • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece

    @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece

    3 жыл бұрын

    The worst thing about this is that some organisations handle it like this. More reasonable ones at least simplify the processes for different value categories. But since we are talking about something managed by the state i am honestly afraid that you might not even be exaggerating.

  • @kokonana4086
    @kokonana40865 жыл бұрын

    OMG I'd definitely fail that lightning fast super-market game! No wonder Germany has so many great football goalies!

  • @irimac1806

    @irimac1806

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well if we didnt do the ppl would never get home. Especially on days that are gree the next day cause of the panic shopping :D

  • @christophneuschaeffer7489

    @christophneuschaeffer7489

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best explanation ever 😂😂😂

  • @staliniumprojectile
    @staliniumprojectile5 жыл бұрын

    As a foreigner living in Germany, I agree.

  • @phlfm

    @phlfm

    5 жыл бұрын

    3.1415926 lies!

  • @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74

    @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74

    5 жыл бұрын

    For a German, living in Germany, I agree too

  • @VC-kj9yx

    @VC-kj9yx

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@diewilden80gerhattehattefa74 😂

  • @umersaeed217
    @umersaeed2175 жыл бұрын

    Supermarkt thingg is for real, they are so quick and dont give you time To assemble your things. I wish they were more friendlier 😛

  • @mkalte666

    @mkalte666

    5 жыл бұрын

    The trick is to also talk about the family, the kids and your annoying boss and maybe discuss politics while you pack your bag and pay.

  • @BananaCake26

    @BananaCake26

    5 жыл бұрын

    Only if you shop at cheap places like Aldi or Netto. Other supermarkets are much nicer and don't rush you.

  • @the_engineer2345

    @the_engineer2345

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is german variant of ninjutsu

  • @arvedludwig3584

    @arvedludwig3584

    5 жыл бұрын

    There should be an investigator testing the cashiers wether they are doped or not.

  • @almerindaromeira8352

    @almerindaromeira8352

    5 жыл бұрын

    I've given up. I decided to start using a shopping kart, not because I buy much stuff, but because it's quicker to load under stress

  • @jyuli1917
    @jyuli19175 жыл бұрын

    I cant help smiling watching this. I love German disciplines and I am Chinese.

  • @theodorkorner1497

    @theodorkorner1497

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too. Although I'm a native 😅 Are you from the ROC? To my knowledge KZread is blocked by the communist party in mainland china.

  • @xstrawarot

    @xstrawarot

    5 жыл бұрын

    lin lee are u from real china or fake mainland china?

  • @chima6291

    @chima6291

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@theodorkorner1497 mainland Chinese are allowed to travel abroad, dear sir.

  • @theodorkorner1497

    @theodorkorner1497

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@chima6291 Right, don't thought about that.

  • @Sophie-zu7zi

    @Sophie-zu7zi

    5 жыл бұрын

    if they take their own tech and use it there they still get blocked. they have to use different devices to get aound the block @@chima6291

  • @tonim417
    @tonim4175 жыл бұрын

    2:03 Oh, so that explains ALDI...

  • @mreagle4689

    @mreagle4689

    5 жыл бұрын

    PENNY too

  • @Oberkommando

    @Oberkommando

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've been to both - German and US Aldi. The US cashiers are super slow when compared to the german ones.

  • @zoesmith1536

    @zoesmith1536

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes it sure does. In England Aldi and Lidl both have this system.

  • @MatureManure
    @MatureManure5 жыл бұрын

    I am ashamed how accurate this is. Still funny tho

  • @Schorschers
    @Schorschers5 жыл бұрын

    I love all of these videos with you, they're extremely well made and so funny! Keep them coming!

  • @bo1bo1bo1unlosode
    @bo1bo1bo1unlosode5 жыл бұрын

    10 weeks?? That's for sure german engineering here it'd like 10 years

  • @WilhelmImperatorRex
    @WilhelmImperatorRex4 жыл бұрын

    Sorry Rachel, Tatort doesn't air in 8:15, but on 20:15 ;)

  • @mariendorf1981
    @mariendorf19815 жыл бұрын

    The older women in the shops in Germany can be appallingly rude...it wouldn't kill them to crack a smile :-D

  • @user-kv4ku8il5f

    @user-kv4ku8il5f

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why would she wants to put in jeopardy her eagled focus sharm with a stupid smile

  • @russellg5022

    @russellg5022

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some old lady yelled at me for taking too long just the other day, it was a travel agency though.

  • @gloryikuku8621
    @gloryikuku86214 ай бұрын

    Thumbs up! Thanks for the Meet the German episodes. It' been a truly rewarding experience with all it's educative provram in terms of culture, language, tradtions, innovations, foods, sports, hacks, weird things, innovations, creativity, technology, health, music and history.

  • @schale8051
    @schale80515 жыл бұрын

    The supermarket scene was hilarious. Reminds me of Saturday morning at Aldi XD

  • @thomasschmitz3765
    @thomasschmitz37653 жыл бұрын

    So well made. And so awkwardly funny. It takes British humour to put some fun in a KZread clip about German Einbürgerung. Thank you so much for making and sharing.

  • @anton826
    @anton8265 жыл бұрын

    In the northern part of germany you only drink "Ostfrisentee" wich is black Tee with Milk and rock candy

  • @carlakolumna8620

    @carlakolumna8620

    5 жыл бұрын

    No we don't drink that in the real north.. You're talking about north-west Germany. Don't mix it up please xD Weil Ostfriesen sind keine Norddeutschen!

  • @anton826

    @anton826

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@carlakolumna8620 jup hast recht.

  • @AllesundNichts100

    @AllesundNichts100

    5 жыл бұрын

    Carla Kolumna ääämmmmm etwas Norddeutschensolitarität wenn ich bitten darf, der Norden muss nehmen wen er kriegen kann ... alle 12 Leute aus Ostfriesland eingeschlossen.

  • @lal12

    @lal12

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@carlakolumna8620 Ich weiß dass ihr Fischköpfe :p da oben in SH meint alles südlich von Bremem ist Süddeutschland, aber spätestens alles was an der Küste liegt ist zweifellos Nordeutschland und es gibt ja sogar die ostfriesischen Inseln. Und eigentlich zählt auch ganz Niedersachen dazu (man kann evtl. Süd-Niedersachsen ausklammern).

  • @carlakolumna8620

    @carlakolumna8620

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@lal12 nene Leute, ich kenne welche aus Ostfriesland die behaupten, sie wären der echte Norden. Seit dem kommt mir das gar nicht in die Tüte :D Ist seid Nordwesten, der wahre Norden ist Schleswig-Holstein :P

  • @joachimsaxer4812
    @joachimsaxer48123 жыл бұрын

    Strange how, as a German, I am getting addicted to her videos. Supermarket scene: how true, how true! I am still working on a technique of unfolding my bags and Klappboxen in under three seconds. And I hate it when there is somebody in front of me with only two items because that means that the cashier is already checking my stuff while I am still unloading my trolley. If there were a checkpoint for “more than ten items only”, I’d definitely go there.

  • @hipsepipse
    @hipsepipse5 жыл бұрын

    For proper revision I would sincerely recommend the book "Wie man Deutscher wird" by Adam Fletcher, The back half is even in english for those of you who lack competency in the perfectly natural and logical concepts that make up german grammar.

  • @russellg5022

    @russellg5022

    5 жыл бұрын

    I've met him. He gave a talk about his "make me German" book. Nice guy.

  • @TFlexxx

    @TFlexxx

    5 жыл бұрын

    "the perfectly natural and logical concepts that make up German grammar": a door is a "she", a car is a "he", and a girl is an "it". We assume that you actually know that a girl (Maedchen") is actually a "she". Or, is that a news flash for you?

  • @russellg5022

    @russellg5022

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TFlexxx all fruit is female, except apples.

  • @hipsepipse

    @hipsepipse

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TFlexxx Boys are also 'it's as you put it. That is 'ein Überbleibsel' from when children weren't considered as people with their own identities, just like in most nations throughout much of history.

  • @hipsepipse

    @hipsepipse

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm not saying I'm a fan, just attempting to provide a little insight. Though these days no one would call a child "es" (it), but refer to them with gendered pronuns when discussling them in the third person.

  • @sott7309
    @sott73092 жыл бұрын

    Missed you. Glad you are doing more.

  • @Ggyhhggtyyy
    @Ggyhhggtyyy3 жыл бұрын

    With the shopping thing, there is a better way to do and it has none of the stress: self checkout, you get to go at your own pace and you won’t have any groceries flying across the room :)

  • @alfredohumberto2222

    @alfredohumberto2222

    3 жыл бұрын

    But not all the shops have self check and sometimes is so slow

  • @kevinhiggins910
    @kevinhiggins9104 жыл бұрын

    I lived in Germany for more than a decade and loved it, their sense of order creates a feeling of security. They have a good sense of community too which is lacking in large parts of the UK.

  • @lynnsintention5722
    @lynnsintention57223 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! You nailed it with this one!

  • @ImpGimp
    @ImpGimp3 жыл бұрын

    I love it when I see the cashier already scanning the next customers stuff while the previous customer is still packing and standing in the way.. this will stress out the customer who now is already behind the cashier by a few products and if that customer wont catch up with the cashier by the end of his "turn" he will have brought eternal shame on himself.

  • @kans754
    @kans7543 жыл бұрын

    Great episode.

  • @sushifornico
    @sushifornico5 жыл бұрын

    Awesome clip! I enjoyed the supermarket scene

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername5 жыл бұрын

    Meet the Germans... ...before the Germans meet you.

  • @SuperLusername

    @SuperLusername

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is that a threat? I dont know, ask the Germans

  • @mushmushmush

    @mushmushmush

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SuperLusername It is.

  • @Niinsa62
    @Niinsa623 жыл бұрын

    At 2:25, when she turns the page over and sees the list of basically all the different ways to say "the" in German, I suddenly had a flashback to my school days back in the seventies and the lists of German prepositions that rules when to use what German version of "the": Aus, ausser, bei, gegenüber, mit, nach, seit, von, zu. And durch, für, gegen, ohne, um. And more. I can't believe I still remember at least part of those lists we had to learn by heart, so long ago. :-)

  • @TheWurzelx3
    @TheWurzelx34 жыл бұрын

    Tea with milk is VERY common in Ostfriesland. Also the only region in Germany that reaaally knows its stuff about tea.

  • @JaniceHope

    @JaniceHope

    3 жыл бұрын

    word... I'm not even in Ostfriesland.. it's totally a thing north of the carnival line.

  • @kn9250
    @kn92504 жыл бұрын

    I'm a 20 year old German and I'm stressed out every time I have to bag my groceries and pay. This was so accurate :)

  • @devshreebhardwaj3096

    @devshreebhardwaj3096

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine the state of expats who have never experienced this before! Why this mad rush. Cashier doesn’t even wait for you to collect ur items and starts billing the next person. I literally cringe when it’s my turn.

  • @mstrmren

    @mstrmren

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@devshreebhardwaj3096 They are timed. Especially ALDI (but pretty much all German supermarkets) want to be as efficient as possible. There is research by EDEKA saying paying process must at all times be shorter than 6 seconds or the customer might get angry.

  • @v.erybolt2220
    @v.erybolt22205 жыл бұрын

    So wunderbar, wie sie uns erfasst. Herrlich!

  • @melodyschleicher81
    @melodyschleicher813 жыл бұрын

    Things must have changed a lot since 1996 when I left Germany. The supermarket cashiers were not in a race against the clock then. Some would even help customers in unexpected ways, such as breaking the seal on a bottle for a frail senior citizen, or even being offered an open purse by a customer for the cashier to take out the correct amount due and put any change due back into the purse. As a 'courtesy' German by virtue of marriage, I appreciated the total honesty of the Germans in general. It was usually tempered with kind concern to help me understand how things were done in German society.

  • @Mimarspre
    @Mimarspre4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my , that one about the Supermarket and the cashier is soooo true lol

  • @MAKgargos
    @MAKgargos Жыл бұрын

    Toast is absolutely common for breakfast. There used to be a lot more space at the checkout and by earlier I mean 10 to 15 years ago. So about 15 years ago, the first discounters started to dismantle the loading zone. And it wasn't just a loading zone, there was even a beam in between that you could flip over. So if one person was still packing, the cashier could flip the beam and carry on. I don't know why it was removed either. It doesn't bring much more space and only stress for everyone involved. Some say it was done to reduce the stress on cashiers, but that's clearly not the case. They often still have a time pressure that they may even be warned if they are too slow. At this point also the lie of the free market, because I can't shop anywhere else anyway if all the companies are copying this bad thing and in some areas there is only one supermarket or even only one discounter.

  • @user-on5zm2we8q
    @user-on5zm2we8q5 жыл бұрын

    If you dont like Tatort then you havent watched Tatort Münster yet...

  • @RachelStewart04

    @RachelStewart04

    5 жыл бұрын

    I actually don't think I have seen a Münster one... is it really better?!

  • @user-on5zm2we8q

    @user-on5zm2we8q

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RachelStewart04 Totally. Its the only kind of Tatort that i enjoy cause the characters are just that glorious...

  • @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74

    @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@user-on5zm2we8q Der Beste

  • @RachelStewart04

    @RachelStewart04

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@user-on5zm2we8q Ok I will give it a chance. This had better be good!! :P

  • @arvedludwig3584

    @arvedludwig3584

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RachelStewart04 it's very sarcastic and the protagonist are so different. I can't describe how special it is. But beware, the first Tatort movies from Münster are the best.

  • @Wolfswind003
    @Wolfswind0035 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone like Tatort? We have to pay for it but I don't know anyone who watches it. The only people I know who still watch TV are over 65. Also you do not run somewhere to be on time. You are an hour early and hover around, walking around the block and when you are 10 minutes early you turn around again at the door to wait for another 5 minutes and then you are perfectly 5 minutes early xD

  • @mkrv1817

    @mkrv1817

    5 жыл бұрын

    I like it A nice ritual for Sunday evenings. And i can understand that if you don't watch Zdf and Ard you dont want to pay GEZ. I watch a lot of stuff from them especially on youtube so i am ok paying it

  • @PhilippBlum
    @PhilippBlum5 жыл бұрын

    You never have been in Berlin. We also cross the street when there is a red light ;)

  • @vivilonrane1330

    @vivilonrane1330

    5 жыл бұрын

    the big cities are rogue

  • @13tuyuti

    @13tuyuti

    5 жыл бұрын

    You rebel, you!

  • @Taida7221

    @Taida7221

    5 жыл бұрын

    WHAT?!?!?!!! WHAT ARE YOU ?! PS: you are not a german person ! Dont take it seriously pls xD

  • @PhilippBlum

    @PhilippBlum

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Taida7221 I used to do that, but Berlin changed me. :D

  • @bloonsbattler7430

    @bloonsbattler7430

    5 жыл бұрын

    Philipp Blum Bist du 68er rebel oder wieso so undiszipliniert? 😂😂😂

  • @hoenesstempel
    @hoenesstempel5 жыл бұрын

    All your videos are hilarious and very true. Love it :)

  • @rupertvega-rice4724
    @rupertvega-rice47245 жыл бұрын

    Haha checkout counters are very fast unless it is Edeka imho.

  • @nazarelgamal175
    @nazarelgamal1753 жыл бұрын

    @1:50 now Australian Aldi makes sense to me😂😂😂

  • @georgkilianbraunig5877
    @georgkilianbraunig58774 жыл бұрын

    ohh man what a true supermarket experience :D

  • @Vinc90
    @Vinc903 жыл бұрын

    imma give you an insider tip: if you have items the cashier needs to weigh on the scale (ie. vegetables or fruit) put them at the end, giving you a time window to pack the items the cashier scanned super fast.

  • @MrGwandrin
    @MrGwandrin3 жыл бұрын

    If you by any chance thought the scene with packing your shopping items was a bit overacted -> you are wrong! It is exactly like that. Try to keep up with the cashier (you'll fail) but TRY (especially at Aldi)

  • @corona407
    @corona4073 жыл бұрын

    Haha the supermarket test was awesome 😂😂 Some advice: have a cart, put all the items into it, pay, move a bit away from the checkout and then take all your time packing from the cart 😊👍

  • @mambofornasa
    @mambofornasa3 жыл бұрын

    I really love the description... plan way ahead of time before moving to Germany.

  • @karlheinzreichel670
    @karlheinzreichel6703 жыл бұрын

    Being on time for a test means you've got to be there 15 minutes early. Showing up at the last second just won't do.

  • @kitty-vk8ic
    @kitty-vk8ic2 жыл бұрын

    Lol the supermarket scene is is so funny.

  • @waleedmatari
    @waleedmatari5 жыл бұрын

    The supermarket scene is hilarious. I can totally relate.

  • @lucysour
    @lucysour4 жыл бұрын

    German adjective endings make me cry much harder than just the articles

  • @TheRealAssix
    @TheRealAssix5 жыл бұрын

    I recognized me at the supermarket part, but more efficiently :D

  • @bansikhunt1491
    @bansikhunt14915 жыл бұрын

    I love this series...

  • @walterwhite28
    @walterwhite283 жыл бұрын

    Is it necessary to cross roads only at zebra crossing? Like what do you do if you want to cross road urgently, but there is no zebra crossing nearby? And is it really necessary to look at signals on empty road?

  • @chiaraippoliti
    @chiaraippoliti5 жыл бұрын

    1:46 LOL LOL SO TRUE!! And they forgot the Nutella for breakfast with Brotchen!

  • @YaelToral
    @YaelToral3 жыл бұрын

    I love this so much !!! German culture learned in the British sarcastic way, amazing!!!

  • 5 жыл бұрын

    Yay, I love this video!

  • @Rob-wr8ep
    @Rob-wr8ep5 жыл бұрын

    this will be a video which shows up in 5 years in my feed

  • @jurgenebert7668
    @jurgenebert76682 жыл бұрын

    It is not a supermarket test, but a discounter test. In supermarkets it works more like slow motion.

  • @jassine2808
    @jassine28084 жыл бұрын

    i can relate to the article crying challenge lol

  • @regigashi9226
    @regigashi92264 жыл бұрын

    The best thing dw has ever produced in their lifetime

  • @SteelJM1
    @SteelJM13 жыл бұрын

    2:24 brought serious flashbacks of my German classes in highschool. Funny enough, though i can't remember the grammar rules on when to use the articles, I remember them. der die das die dem die das die dem der dem den des der des der It's weird what random knowledge sticks in your mind for 20 years

  • @notto8978

    @notto8978

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha, I love that comment! Unfortunately I think that that's not the way to learn languages. Because I think you should want to come to the point where you can at least begin to have some kind of conversation with people and understand some written and spoken language and that you can reach faster by learning new words, expressions and phrases instead of just concentrating on these Artikel for many frustrating hours...

  • @alnotbiggaytho7124
    @alnotbiggaytho71245 жыл бұрын

    Im dutch. We did the citizenship test of holland here my entire class filled with only white people failed including our teacher

  • @ajrwilde14
    @ajrwilde145 жыл бұрын

    Laughed out loud at the THE chart hahaha I have definitely been there!

  • @RachelStewart04

    @RachelStewart04

    5 жыл бұрын

    So painful... have you mastered it yet??

  • @ajrwilde14

    @ajrwilde14

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RachelStewart04 of course not. It's not actually possible.

  • @Suburp212
    @Suburp2124 жыл бұрын

    The supermarket scene was legendary. And true. And makes the good affordable.

  • @Aufenthalt
    @Aufenthalt4 жыл бұрын

    This damn thing of giving air to the room is sooo true. My wife every damn Morning leaves the windows open for at least half an hour, the same if outside is -20C° !

  • @mrthomaslaux1
    @mrthomaslaux15 жыл бұрын

    This is brilliant

  • @dominik6375
    @dominik63755 жыл бұрын

    The tea with milk may not belong on everyone’s breakfast table (I prefer coffee in the mornings as well) but it certainly is also a thing here. I always drink black tea with milk and I can’t understand people that don’t. I know it may be depending on where you live because I am from the north and out “culture” is pretty similar to the British in that point. But my whole family and friends as well drink their black tea with milk and some as well to breakfast. I do understand though that this is supposed to be over exaggerated and stereotypical but I just wanted to make that clear.

  • @lexmole
    @lexmole3 жыл бұрын

    Well, supermarkets didn't used to be like that 20 years ago. Thanks to Aldi and the other discounters who made the short checkouts popular. I dislike that so much to hurry every time. And I'm confused when I visit other countries, that I do not have to hurry like we do in Germany.

  • @dwnews
    @dwnews5 жыл бұрын

    What else belongs into the REAL German citizenship test?

  • @irgendeinzuschauer1727

    @irgendeinzuschauer1727

    5 жыл бұрын

    Which city doesn't exist?

  • @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74

    @diewilden80gerhattehattefa74

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@irgendeinzuschauer1727 Bielefeld!!!!!!

  • @the_engineer2345

    @the_engineer2345

    5 жыл бұрын

    1. Firm Handshake 2. Cleaning the car regulary 3. Beeing aware, that the only Region what speaks decent german is your own Region. All other have got funny or scary accents. 4. Having kreislaufstörung

  • @johanneskiefer6912

    @johanneskiefer6912

    5 жыл бұрын

    Eating lots of sausages from the different regions without getting sick! Not making jokes about jews and stuff like that (generally no dark humour) Hating US- and UK-politics Finding it totally normal to drive on a highway with 200 km/h and more

  • @GermanPeriodDrama

    @GermanPeriodDrama

    5 жыл бұрын

    Being on time, no better be way too early just in case the other person is there early too.

  • @a_gdia2300
    @a_gdia23005 жыл бұрын

    Well done again Rachel! 😎

  • @wannabeth2815
    @wannabeth28155 жыл бұрын

    Had a good laugh, thank you 😄

  • @johannesgulker8597
    @johannesgulker85975 жыл бұрын

    Amazing entertaining Video! Greetings from germany👍

  • @RachelStewart04

    @RachelStewart04

    5 жыл бұрын

    Johannes Gülker thanks!

  • @eduardo0796
    @eduardo07964 жыл бұрын

    That last part is so accurate.

  • @stephaniedyieneph
    @stephaniedyieneph4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed out loud in the ubahn when the page got turned over and I saw all the artikel :D

  • @ahmedkhalil8264
    @ahmedkhalil82644 жыл бұрын

    Incredible. Simply incredible :)

  • @donkalzone6671
    @donkalzone66715 жыл бұрын

    Referring to the breakfast, there is actually a north south split. In the north most of us germans drink tea while the south prefer coffee instead

  • @ahmedmahay
    @ahmedmahay5 жыл бұрын

    Rachel, you are fantastic!

  • @gery8218
    @gery82185 жыл бұрын

    I love articles(is the called an article in Englisch? It would make sense.) Der, die das,... So beautiful:3

  • @juttabradfisch3470
    @juttabradfisch34705 жыл бұрын

    In the part of germany where I live confessing your love to pretzels should be neccesary too.

  • @Julileinchen98
    @Julileinchen985 жыл бұрын

    Omg this is absolutely amazing! 😂

  • @TomM1173
    @TomM11734 жыл бұрын

    Really funny, especially the physical supermarket test. But did you know, that you can get extra points, if you combine this test with our favourite discipline - order - and pack your bag orderly, meaning the heavy stuff goes below so that the bananas are not crushed by the cans and so on ... ? ;-) PS: Look in the commentaries below. A guy named Mickey calls it tetris game level German. Yes, one more has been Germanized. Or shall I say ordernized? ;-)

  • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
    @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece3 жыл бұрын

    So i assume in america you set up camp near the register and take a nap until you are ready to go? Half serious question, because all the european countries i visited did not have any significant difference in "register culture" except for no cash ones in belgium for example.

  • @nixylynx4510
    @nixylynx45103 жыл бұрын

    The supermarket scene will be a legend ..!.. Jajajajajajaj....!!

  • @younesshaimi1450
    @younesshaimi14504 жыл бұрын

    just awesome !!

  • @boostedremiska
    @boostedremiska5 жыл бұрын

    You’d be surprised how similar Poland is, also I’ve been living in uk for some time now and still don’t get the tea with milk

  • @nilsus8365
    @nilsus83655 жыл бұрын

    Ok the supermarket scene was relatable

  • @horst_gott
    @horst_gott4 жыл бұрын

    If you want to be a better german, then try putting your groceries on the conveyor belt at the supermarket in the order you want to pack them in your bag. Also while waiting at the register, mind your banknotes and coins so you don't have to fiddle in your purse endlessly when you need to pay