To any aspiring comedians out there: if this guy can get on a stage, so can you.

@danielrichardson6054

2 жыл бұрын

This is the lowest level of entertainment. I used to press play DJ at a bar for $150 a night and $25 of free food/drink tab. That’s pretty low. This is worse.

@alphapegasus9761

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielrichardson6054 Press Play DJ? Like, you just play a thing and not do anything?

@federalpumas6018

2 жыл бұрын

i was gonna say that. he may be cringe but 90% of people reading this wouldn't get on stage even if they were funny

@Squiggy2010

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielrichardson6054 150 bucks and some free drinks/food? I'll set up my laptop and hit Spotify for that.

@danielrichardson6054

2 жыл бұрын

@@Squiggy2010 I have all the equipment, so I’d have to lug all that shit into the bar. It’s a very low payout for a DJ. So I put very low effort into it. I would play mixes from other dj’s and kind of just sit there pretending to twist my knobs. The most I did was some cross fading between songs

This dude acts like he's a thirteen year old who watched an Adam Sandler movie behind his Mom's back and trying to impersonate him to his friends while hoping his Dad doesn't hear him excessively swear.

@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@josephmurphy417

2 жыл бұрын

This is extremely specific and I love it

@deadpooljr13

2 жыл бұрын

This comment speaks of experience.

@Chopper140

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what’s going on

@lordchaa1598

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👏👏👏👍👍👍

"This is a comedy show" "It was" was honestly the funniest part of his set and it wasnt even his joke

@MoralesCorner

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely. I mean, where is the comedy?

@feraltaco4783

27 күн бұрын

Dude on stage was the only one who wasn't making me laugh.

The way he talks makes it seem like he just learned how to cuss

@ianford9221

Жыл бұрын

As a former 8 year old, I can relate

@tallajc-mt2zr

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he seems to have the humor of a middle schooler

@bananduvk3394

9 ай бұрын

@@ianford9221😮😮😮😮

@fazbear_fanverse3858

8 ай бұрын

He uses cuss word like how 7 year old discovered what cussing is

@MoralesCorner

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, he seems to be having a puberty crisis at the tender age of 42

Nah bro I’ve seen Joker enough times to know how this ends

@complimentbot7015

2 жыл бұрын

Joker is such a good movie

@TheRealityWarper08

2 жыл бұрын

Damnit you said it before me D:

@FD404OG

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-zz5tc8wo2b no

@uglyburrito_

2 жыл бұрын

They should invite him onto the official podcast

@shadownova8966

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, it's Carthu! Love the videos man

You know that this stand-up comedy really hits rock bottom when the crowd makes each other laugh

@luketzen

2 жыл бұрын

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@AmazingAutist

2 жыл бұрын

That's for damn sure

@RicoFrank69

2 жыл бұрын

As soon as the crowd starts telling funnier jokes it’s time to go

@AshVeilll

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, 4 hours in and we have spam for porn and shitty KZread channels.

@thelaststeakbender3150

2 жыл бұрын

@@AshVeilll it’s gonna happen within the first 30 min. They’re really annoying but KZread is the only one who can do anything about it

The fact the crowd only laughs when other people in the crowd make fun of him is hilarious to me, istg

@MrMacchiato97

8 ай бұрын

Nice pfp

@bjornjuggerdaddy

5 ай бұрын

Sexy pfp

@Mr_Valentin.

2 ай бұрын

Are you swearing to god himself? Also nice pfp

@kyarumomochi5146

17 сағат бұрын

What​@@Mr_Valentin.

He was absolutely right about how long this was going to feel

@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@Mizu-AM

2 жыл бұрын

I wound up checking the duration wondering when it'll end :')

@HappyVLR

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@xy8340

2 жыл бұрын

Almost twice as long as 7 minutes

@atomgripd

2 жыл бұрын

this video truly feels like a routine of perennial drowning with increments of relief (via Charlie’s commentary).

He's like a child who just found out about curse words and wants to act cool and edgy

@Awzuki

2 жыл бұрын

he's literally how every gen z boy acts

@dropzone3078

2 жыл бұрын

True

@thepotatogod6823

2 жыл бұрын

@@Awzuki pain but warranted

@Contractor48

2 жыл бұрын

This is even worse than women stand up.

@zerir.3726

2 жыл бұрын

this literally sounds like when the nerd edgy kid tries to stand up to the group of popular guys and then they just tear him to shreds

You gotta give this man credit. *It takes a lot to make Amy Schumer look like a decent comedian.*

@0-headepidemic377

Жыл бұрын

At the very least, Amy Schumer sounds like she's making jokes

@ProdTTS

Жыл бұрын

@@0-headepidemic377Bold to assume she “makes” her own jokes.

@SomeGuyandHisHerps

Жыл бұрын

@@ProdTTS regardless of originality she at least *tells* jokes

@quackers519

Жыл бұрын

@@SomeGuyandHisHerps ye lol

@resplndnt

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@0-headepidemic377 her jokes tend to be stale but they’re jokes. I don’t like people complaining that she makes dirty jokes as if she isn’t allowed to.

I started cracking up when the dude called the guy fat at the beginning and the camera man was just like “hey :(“

This man feels like the embodiment of "Yeah, I like dark humor." _racial slur_

@user-qk3sm5sz2x

2 жыл бұрын

Fr and it can also be like"I love dark humor" *racist remarks and just f*cking making fun of tragedies*

@exittierone

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-qk3sm5sz2x "Fonzie there isn't a joke here... You're just bringing up a national tragedy."

@richardball5843

2 жыл бұрын

@@exittierone “I guess you could say this joke will… crash and burn!”

@akkros707

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I can almost relate in a bad way and I'm already rethinking my life

@derekhemmings1693

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-qk3sm5sz2x I mean making fun of dark things would be dark humor would it not?

I think this guy is just living out his extreme humiliation fetish.

@controvertanimation4621

2 жыл бұрын

the man delusinally believe that he's funny

@thefateofslate9095

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you're right Matt

@RickyLoweYT

2 жыл бұрын

getting knifed in black ops 2 gun game

@manboy4720

2 жыл бұрын

good for him.

@rastamadra1704

2 жыл бұрын

I sure hope that is what he's doing because my pastor has better jokes than this

"Who build the skyscrapers in this building?" is an all time classic

@orionbarnes1733

3 ай бұрын

Feminism destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC

This physically hurt me. I'm literally convinced that this video is a form of self harm. Everything hurts

@bobbooker1948

Ай бұрын

I feel dizzy and nauseous

Lmao I find it funny how no one laughed at him but laughed at the dude in the crowed

@justexisting614

Жыл бұрын

Caw caw

@Drop11thDimensionPleaseee

Жыл бұрын

Caw caw

@captainbones2353

Жыл бұрын

Caw caw

@frantastic723

Жыл бұрын

Caw Caw

@bailz1321

Жыл бұрын

Caw caw

I know being a comedian isn't the easiest thing in the world, but he didn't even try.

@lordkaijux5262

2 жыл бұрын

Try? He didn't even think.

@senata.s3034

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordkaijux5262 Think? i don't think he even has the braincells required to produce a thought

@TsunaXZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@senata.s3034 Braincells? He doesn't deserve to have those.

@peen2804

2 жыл бұрын

@@TsunaXZ well… you tried I guess

@TylerTraverse

2 жыл бұрын

@@TsunaXZ Deserve? He doesn't even serve F's.

As someone who isn’t really funny, this guy gives me hope. I can rest easy knowing that I’ll never be *this* unfunny

@SoggyMs

2 жыл бұрын

If it makes you feel any better, what you just said was kinda funny

@CTheRevillusionS

2 жыл бұрын

judging from experience and from this comment, you’re probably funnier than you think

@jamesmcmillian9890

2 жыл бұрын

You always are your biggest critic. At least thats what I've been told lol, but it's true

@Aisatsana1971

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@jamesmcmillian9890

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aisatsana1971 thanks

What impresses me is how well the crowd deals with this guy. Especially the camera man, dude was just having fun and even trying to support him, and he still went in on him for no absolute reason 💀

I actually feel sorry for the guy. Imagine waking up the next morning and remembering that actually happened, but then comforting yourself with “at least only a dozen people saw it”.

@hybridAbsol

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, until he looks outside the window, seeing tons of ppl with melee weapons knocking on his door

@Grattenj

7 ай бұрын

Haha 🤣

@lucaswalker1371

3 ай бұрын

Imagine he was blacked out and he didn't know what happened until he got texts from his friends and sees this video.

The audience only laughing at their own jokes but going dead silent when he says something is so funny and sad at the same time 😭😭

@gm6393

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone in that audience becone best friends in that moment becuase of their shared hatred for him

@ohio72213

2 жыл бұрын

"bruh"

@dalstephen3834

2 жыл бұрын

IKR. Dude probably thinks he killed it...

@emilyj4298

2 жыл бұрын

The secondhand embarrassment the whole thing gives me is killer

@juliancisthebest

2 жыл бұрын

@KZread is highkey garbage Lmao, well said

“I’m supporting real comedians, I didn’t know you were gonna be here.” Legend.

@msthecommentator2863

2 жыл бұрын

How do you keep going after an L like that?? 😭😂

@Ben-ey2rl

2 жыл бұрын

Man got more laughs from that one line than the guy on stage his whole night

@NeganLucilleForever

2 жыл бұрын

that was the best burn, and it came from the audience

@srbrant5391

2 жыл бұрын

I would have let the guy smack me with the mic so he’d shatter his own wrist.

@thegreatone5984

2 жыл бұрын

@@srbrant5391 he probably would forget there’s a stage a fall over and pass out before reaching you

The fact that the audience was laughing more at the camera man makes it so much worse

He’s the type of guy to say he likes like dark humour than say 82 racial slurs

This man is living proof that swearing doesn’t = funny

@macshaneeee

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on stage presence, tone, word choice and delivery. Maybe it could be funny

@replaydiskill

2 жыл бұрын

@@macshaneeee it can be, but he had none of that to back him up. Just constant swearing along side insults - I mean “jokes”- which is what they meant I’m sure.

@soviet_nick6209

2 жыл бұрын

Insults are sometimes funny but that depends on the delivery of it and this man was not even trying to be funny he was just being a asshole.

@dominicharrington992

2 жыл бұрын

*!=

@shupman4100

2 жыл бұрын

swearing is supposed to enhance jokes, not be the center of it

the fact that more people laughed at the camera man’s jokes than the “comedian” says a lot…

@bitchesgonbebitchesluvthemhoes

2 жыл бұрын

the crowd was far more funny than that so called “comedian”

@anthonyross7587

2 жыл бұрын

Dude 666 likes, nice

@cynikov

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyross7587 damn!! last time i checked there was 23 😶

@hazzard123

2 жыл бұрын

@@cynikov 1,5k now

@Jirachi_OFFICIAL

2 жыл бұрын

@@hazzard123 that's 2 weeks later😐

Today I learned that I actually can get second hand embarrassment for someone through a cell phone.

"Who hurt this man?"

Quest completed: Distract the crowd while your ally sneaks through the back.

@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@Channelisnowretired

2 жыл бұрын

[POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS]

@thetincanman2363

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly he rolled a natural 1 on the charisma check

@luketzen

2 жыл бұрын

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@alistersvenschoff1885

2 жыл бұрын

I wish that was the case haha

This rare case of reverse heckling, where the "comedian" heckles the crowd that's trying to ignore him.

@Opiis

2 жыл бұрын

But did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more if you switch to Geico?

@rud5101

2 жыл бұрын

@@Opiis But can Geico see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

@therealCamoron

2 жыл бұрын

They're other comics

@theratking14

2 жыл бұрын

@@rud5101 But can CTC see how You’re in good hands?

@bane2201

2 жыл бұрын

It's not reverse heckling, it's just heckling. The real stage is the rest of the bar - there were no comedians on the "stage". It's a guy off the stage making fun of the comedians on the stage.

Once he said "were only at the halfway point" my heart couldn't take it anymore. I guess I'll never know what happened in the second half 💀

It’s so embarrassing to see someone that thinks insulting and hurting people for absolutely no reason is considered comedy

@Catimixto

8 ай бұрын

The purest my dear

The crowd got more laughs by the crowd itself than the guy telling the jokes

@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@seaofbees783

2 жыл бұрын

why is there only bots 😭😭😭

@ketakidd

2 жыл бұрын

thats what you call good crowd work

@cavemanzach9475

2 жыл бұрын

This chucklehead encouraged a bunch of comradery among the audience god bless

@voo_dou394

2 жыл бұрын

Not even cardiac arrest can kill speedeagon

he should’ve left the second a crowd member got more laughs

@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@JynxzisSon

2 жыл бұрын

these bots are so annoying

That KFC joke didnt even make sense he said "double stacker" like a burger

This guy played "Comedy Night" drunk one night and heard one person laugh. Took it as a sign to go pro.

a prime example on how "edgy humour" isnt automatically funny just because its offensive

@juke9674

2 жыл бұрын

NoOoOoo YoUrE jjuSSt ofFeNdED HaHaHa

@dakabaka4912

2 жыл бұрын

haha I said the funny N-word.... Now suffer

@DaFifaKid

2 жыл бұрын

he was acting like a 13 year old whos parents are gone for the weekend and so you start saying random curse words because you can

@zSion

2 жыл бұрын

yes it is. seethe

@YehudiNimol

2 жыл бұрын

@@zSion L + ratio + nerd + called your mom + 3$ haircut + another ratio + broke + no friends + another L + ratio

I feel like Charlie’s cut-ins from the video, are like when you get to a safe space/checkpoint in a horror game

@SydneyTheSad

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@xZippy

2 жыл бұрын

Or when you scroll down to the comments during an extremely horrific part of a video and only scroll back up when you assume it's safe.

@rootsnootthnute8598

2 жыл бұрын

Brief reprieves from the awesome awkwardness of a humorless man

@agentofthelostworld

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!! Literally left4dead saferooms. This comment SENT me!! Hilarious analogy!

@graphite7898

2 жыл бұрын

That same moment of reprieve when you get to a safe room in a Resident Evil game

The actual saying is “ you’re as queer as a three dollar bill” and back in the day the word “queer” meant rare, and a three dollar bill is pretty rare so that’s where the saying came from

@empress_alex

Жыл бұрын

Oh, that's interesting. It also means that Mr. "Comedian" here was actually complimenting that guy when he was trying to insult him, since calling someone 'rare' is usually seen as a good thing.

@knoxnottingham194

Жыл бұрын

@@empress_alex well its now used to call someone queer

@aakash539

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

@bryn1063

Жыл бұрын

Thanks i was confused. When did this come out?

@johngancarcik5682

Жыл бұрын

Wow I honestly didn't know that queer meant rare huh learn something new everyday 😳 🙃

The best part is the crowd is laughing at each others jokes more than they are his 😂

Imagine being the comic who goes on after him. You wouldn’t even need to have any material.

@mechanicalt-rex8874

2 жыл бұрын

The bar probably closed down out of shame for letting the guy go for so long😂

@ryedj707

2 жыл бұрын

Was literally thinking the next person up was prolly like "Wow, after that I could say anything and y'all would probably laugh."

@simonboucher5170

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was covering up for his friend who was going after him to make him more confident. "Don't worry man, i'm gonna do such a shitty stand up the public will cry for you to come on the scene to replace me no matter what awfull jokes you tell them"

@AsianCole

2 жыл бұрын

lmaooo “so, how bout that last dude :D”

@OhShiverMeTimbers

2 жыл бұрын

I would switch my whole routine to just shitting on this guy and it'd go down a storm.

I used to think it was unreasonable for people to throw tomatoes at performances in cartoons but now I understand, I've ascensded upon watch

@aurea.

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't even waste tomatoes on that guy, they don't deserve such a fate.

@zatrat5696

2 жыл бұрын

I would throw rotten eggs

@gforce07

2 жыл бұрын

Ascended upon watch, omg 😂😭❤️‍🔥

@HonsHon

2 жыл бұрын

@@zatrat5696 Damn you hate those eggs that much?

@DivinityAwakened

2 жыл бұрын

I'd go to a comedy club that provided tomatoes to throw at dudes like this

3:19 The cameraman's little "heeey" was funny as hell

This man's humor is too advanced for human comprehension

@leopatria

Жыл бұрын

I can’t comprehend how he thought any of this was funny enough for quite literally anybody

@matias9978

9 ай бұрын

If you pretend you're funny that doesn't mean you are

Not a single joke was said. He’s literally just starting fights with people.

@punkfluff3395

2 жыл бұрын

The amount of likes this one has.😈

@punkfluff3395

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, there was at least one joke. It just wasn't very good...

@ethanob2167

2 жыл бұрын

@@punkfluff3395 where is the “one joke” which you’re referring too, please can you hit me with the time stamp?

@punkfluff3395

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethanob2167 It's at 5:40.

@who-_-Cares

2 жыл бұрын

Alcohol makes you do stupid shit

I love how every worst comedian has to resort into throwing swears and insults to the audience

@nascr7_47

2 жыл бұрын

like kramer at the laugh factory...

@godlywalrus2694

2 жыл бұрын

@Angelina L 👇💋 have you ever played the hit game, Among Us?

@luketzen

2 жыл бұрын

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@beefysupreme

2 жыл бұрын

@@godlywalrus2694 bet she hasn't 😏

@dr.wallacebreen3859

2 жыл бұрын

@@luketzen too bad KZread removed dislikes because your video probably has thousands of dislikes and one like

The "good one" at 4:16 kills me

It's taken me a few attempts to get through this video because the second hand embarrassment is that intense.

This isn’t a stand up routine. This is just a guy venting to a live audience instead of his therapist

@wormhole91

2 жыл бұрын

thats exactly whats happening

@troy801

2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it, friend

@eddiedingle767

2 жыл бұрын

@KZread is highkey garbage really makes you wonder, what is less expensive: Getting good therapy sessions in America with your privatized health insurance, because you sure as hell ain't paying out of pocket. And even with your insurance, it still isn't cheap. Or B: a lifetime of embarrassment, humiliation, deep deep psychological torment, existential sense of dread, etc

@deplorabledegenerate2630

2 жыл бұрын

This worked for Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinison. They could have even made a few of these jokes work "when you say I do she says I don't". Difference is charisma (Rod) and relatability (Sam).

As someone in a wheelchair, I would have to argue that I would actually deliver the worst stand-up comedy ever

@cachorrodekatana117

2 жыл бұрын

Somehow he's still worse

@elijahwatson8119

2 жыл бұрын

Well, you're already better at making people laugh.

@Bo-dw3eh

2 жыл бұрын

Better than him

@sensen4161

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bo-dw3eh holy shit spamton

@laserbear4641

2 жыл бұрын

Username checks out

when he said it was gonna feel long, I didn't know it would be this long...

11:00 someone give this man a medal. You can hear the 7 person crowd laugh harder than the "comic" has ever heard.

I once had to do CPR on a man after he OD'd on heroin while his wife and children were in the next room hysterical and I'd rather relive that on repeat than see that set again.

@idontcare7258

2 жыл бұрын

May god bless you bro

@x-itsamystery-x1132

2 жыл бұрын

@@idontcare7258 username checks out

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

Hero!

@centerofyourworld

2 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@2goober4u

2 жыл бұрын

@@x-itsamystery-x1132 pfp checks out

Part of me really wants a “worst comedy” playlist, but that seems like an exercise in masochism.

@snowlockholmes6751

2 жыл бұрын

Just find an Amy Schumer standup playlist, same difference really.

@ArbiterofMankind

2 жыл бұрын

@@snowlockholmes6751 Is there one where she doesn't pay the audience to laugh at her 50 vagina jokes?

@j9yninefr976

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArbiterofMankind Yeah, it’s the one where she pays the audience to pretend they haven’t heard all of her jokes she took from other comedians

@jadedjimmy

2 жыл бұрын

Right? For some reason I’ve always loved watching wannabe comics just bomb onstage, but I’ve always wondered why 😂

@IamBean334

2 жыл бұрын

So is this top down state of decay?

This is just how a lot of men are in this world and it’s honestly sad asf to see them blame women for their own issues 💀

I’d rather watch an hour of old navy commercials than this

The dead silence after the golf ball "joke" gave me secondhand embarrassment.

@dualtahunter4043

2 жыл бұрын

That was legitimately the most brutal thing I've ever witnessed

@thugtop10s

2 жыл бұрын

@@dualtahunter4043 💯

@tangytim6699

2 жыл бұрын

Whennnmm

@huh5909

2 жыл бұрын

The silence was loud

@dvdv7777

2 жыл бұрын

The cringe concentration was intense.

Rule number one of totally amazing comedy: If you have a potential joke, make sure to add 20 swear words to it. It automatically makes it 100 times funnier and definitely doesn’t make it feel forced

@DaNewWrksOfMeh

2 жыл бұрын

Only a potential joke. You gotta start to say something funny and then ruin it by yelling at the audience. That's comedy right there

@pichu2364

2 жыл бұрын

@junko Yo thanks for the new Iphone 17, don’t know how you know my location to ship it but whatever

@TheStubbyPencil

2 жыл бұрын

Basically what Seth Rogen was thinking when he made Sausage Party and Santa Inc.

@Dnkwiz

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, your pfp is perfect for thia comment.

@MelloProto

2 жыл бұрын

Best pfp

“Who hurt this man?” Took me OUT!!🤣😂😂👌

it feels like im watching another joker movie

The dude insulted himself almost as equally as he insulted his audience. Truly glorious.

@AB-nk5wv

2 жыл бұрын

The craziest part is he thought he was killing 😂

@nocturnaliism

2 жыл бұрын

@@AB-nk5wv he just ended up shooting himself, although even if he hadn’t I’m pretty sure people would find him pathetic

@nobodyknew

2 жыл бұрын

this comment has a pretty significant like to reply ratio. interesting.

@Wyonite

2 жыл бұрын

@@nobodyknew if you’re implying that I used a bot to like my comment, I assure you I didn’t. I taught the fleshpiles in my basement to like my comments for me. In all seriousness, I’m too dumb and too uncaring to deal with likes, dislikes, or subscriber count.

@nobodyknew

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wyonite nope, not intentionally. Just mirin.

"this is a comedy show-" "it WAS" 💀

Thank you Charlie for blessing us with your voice so we didn't have to go through that 7 minutes of pain alone 🙏

“Don’t ruin the set you’re doing good🙂” took me out 😂

This is the definition of “Task failed successfully”. Dude was trying to be funny but he was literally laughed at for being rude

@gublaman

2 жыл бұрын

His jokes were straight out of some subreddit comment section

@violetwade6528

2 жыл бұрын

@@gublaman lol "jokes"

@spike5499

2 жыл бұрын

@@gublaman LMAO

“Who built the skyscrapers in this building?” Nailed it.

@lexihart5416

2 жыл бұрын

read my mind😭

@yumsuc7069

2 жыл бұрын

Damn right 😎

@Vulnresati

2 жыл бұрын

Who built the roads in the skyscrapers?

@jb2534

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't even able to register that part because I was in so much pain listening to this guy, so I want to thank you for writing this, literally fell off my bed laughing

@bengallup9321

Жыл бұрын

Lol, then has the audacity to lecture the audience about grammar.

This went from a comedy club to a roast battle

For anyone who has never been to an open mic night - there is NOTHING more uncomfortable and more painful than watching an amateur comic bomb

"Don't stop the set, you're doing good" killed me, props to that dude

@epicidex1006

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@magentapurpleyap5566

2 жыл бұрын

I want him on stage.

he cussed and degraded people. his humor was simply too great for us to comprehend

@gaikan1103

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@chessyboidaily1150

2 жыл бұрын

“$&#^*” may be a good way to describe your irony

@blueferal8626

2 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@khameriengibson1975

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@root3554

2 жыл бұрын

@@khameriengibson1975 Notifications Do Not Lie

It would make me feel better about humanity if I found out this was something the government staged in order to raise self-esteem.

I love how when the audience is laughing at their own jokes, it goes dead silent the exact second he says something. Unbelievable

@luketzen

2 жыл бұрын

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@laserbear4641

2 жыл бұрын

They don't want him to mistake it as them laughing at his jokes.

@blackwingdragonmasta

2 жыл бұрын

Because his jokes weren't jokes he was just insulting people there was nothing witty or funny about it

@kingofgrim4761

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackwingdragonmasta teenagers into “dark humor”: WHAT???? That’s so funny wdym?

this guy is onto something, i might be down to get f'd by a grasshopper

@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html .

@groovybean6457

2 жыл бұрын

Berd what the fuck are you saying

@CurvyKirby2.-

2 жыл бұрын

I'll be the grass to ur hopper

@hogmuncher

2 жыл бұрын

This gonna be the next video you release?

@SirTorcharite

2 жыл бұрын

Found the furry

my life drains from my body everytime the 'comedy' comes back on

"Hes way to fat for me" "Hey" Why did that get me 😂

“Who build skyscrapers in this building” His genius is unrivaled. He is really making his point across.

@ilovezaynmalik8961

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ireadysucks3026

2 жыл бұрын

it was his only funny line

@Themaxxrad99

2 жыл бұрын

And WHY do they do it? To get layed.

@endlessnameless174

2 жыл бұрын

then comes at the other guy for saying "do good" instead of "do well"

@d-0_0-b

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

he was drinking his sorrows away over his wife leaving him, then tried to bring everyone else down with him

@sgt.boneface7467

2 жыл бұрын

Fr tho?

@AkshayDidIt

2 жыл бұрын

@junko I have seen that movie! Saving Private S*X

@Maazitung

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man you should watch the whole clip. Charlie left out the biggest moment. I'm not gonna spoil it but let's just say it involves a "your momma" joke followed by a violent reaction by the "comedian".

@axxaryllis

2 жыл бұрын

@junko shut up

@kalodawg8297

Жыл бұрын

imagine believing him when he said he had a wife lmao

Who built skyscrapers in this building will never get old 😂

Charlie is a real trooper to have this with him for so long then revisit it to grant us this knowledge. Legend.

The cameraman was smart to just shout "Good closure!" and pretty much force him to stop performing. Quick thinking saved the whole audience a lot more time.

@jarnold1789

2 жыл бұрын

“Closer”

@pineapple7024

Жыл бұрын

@@jarnold1789 Yeah, I don’t think this man will ever have closure

@shannonrobbins59

Жыл бұрын

The Cameraman should honestly be the one up on stage

@Tw0Dots

Жыл бұрын

@@pineapple7024will any of us?

@rahulsharma-ht7ut

6 ай бұрын

Amy schumers long lost brother

I’ve seen this before. It makes me want to disappear. This video is so embarrassing that my body enters fight or flight when I see it.

@Xbitxx

2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie...I literally put my head in my shirt while listening to this trainwreck

@rainbowtheranger

2 жыл бұрын

Do you have the link to the original vid?

@BigBodyBiggolo

2 жыл бұрын

I cant watch stuff like this. I just skip the standup stuff

@cscpmc

2 жыл бұрын

I felt like my body was on the verge of exploding into little chunks, painting my walls with my insides

@dickjerm

2 жыл бұрын

I remember you from back in the day lmaooo

The beautiful thing about comedy is that not everyone can do it. There are people who are funny and people who laugh, this guy is a prime example of someone who should just laugh at other people’s jokes and get off stage.

@jhonsillosanchez8494

Жыл бұрын

Obunga

What’s even more sadder is that this guy represents every incel or 99% of the viewers on either KZread and TikTok.

i love how when the girl walked in the immediately insulted her, and when she got offended he was just like "lady this is a comedy show!"

@aurea.

2 жыл бұрын

"Relax bro, it's just a joke!"

@miufke_

2 жыл бұрын

Well a girl

@miufke_

2 жыл бұрын

huMAN*

@giantpinkcat

2 жыл бұрын

@@miufke_ You sound funny 😐

@miufke_

2 жыл бұрын

@@giantpinkcat you have cis girl specified in your about page lmao

This isn’t stand-up comedy. This is someone having a complete breakdown and trying to fight everyone.

@Blessed_V0id

Жыл бұрын

As someone having a breakdown, I do not condone this Neanderthal

@SnailHatan

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s pretty much every comedy club open mic

@Bingo-Productions

Жыл бұрын

its sit down comedy

@pineapple7024

Жыл бұрын

Stand-up tragedy

@ciphergacha9100

Жыл бұрын

@@pineapple7024 stand up fight club

Camera man killed em with the "yo teach" 🤣🤣🤣 if no one knows, that's a reference from the move "Funny People" with Adam Sandler.

Oh God, I am in actual physical pain from this. My chest hurts

This shouldn't even be considered a stand-up comedy routine. This is just verbal diarrhea in a comedy club.

@XNick291X

2 жыл бұрын

The fact the crowd heckling him got more responses says a lot tbh

@guydude7550

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, it was Comedy Night in real life. Wow!

@genodedemon5109

2 жыл бұрын

It felt like I was in a angry Xbox party. 😂

@luketzen

2 жыл бұрын

*PENGUINZ0 EXPOSED: **kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4ijzpStqMS2msY.html** CAUGHT IN 21K ULTRA HD!*

@Tores444

2 жыл бұрын

Well it was an attempt at comedy

I was expecting a “what’s the deal with airline food” type awkwardness. This guy managed to get two jokes out while the remainder of his time was spent staggering through arguments with the audience with “fucking” being the only adjective in his vocabulary.

@Mista_Steel

2 жыл бұрын

amazing profile picture btw

@sabbathpriest3755

2 жыл бұрын

I know it’s like his idea of a joke is just vulgarly insulting someone 💀💀 dude musta been bullied so bad to end up like this lol.

@facebookuser1653

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabbathpriest3755 nah he just spend too much on the internet. If he got bullied he wont even have the audacity to stand up there

@imreallybadatnamingthings

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! Hey guys! Airplane food, amirite?

@EXITLlFE

Жыл бұрын

Magnets? How do those work?

Videos like this bring me so much joy its scary. The fact hes so unfunny that it breaks the barriers of comedy that makes it loops around to being funny is insane, its not the jokes that make me laugh. Its the attempts at jokes that are funny.

This man is clearly on a higher plane of comedy that we mere mortals simply can't comprehend.

@happytimes8623

2 жыл бұрын

its the only explanation

@JynxzisSon

2 жыл бұрын

our brains haven’t evolved to that level

@bigsweatyboy1

2 жыл бұрын

@@elizabeth-gt8rv SHUT UP

@where_is_sauce

2 жыл бұрын

The world just doesnt uderstand his geniuses

@polarpub4349

2 жыл бұрын

can't believe youtube removed the dislike button when no one was complaining about it but somehow can't remove these bots spamming in the comments even though everyone is complaining about it.

“Yeah man, I got a dark sense of humor!” **Misogyny**

@TunkerWunker

2 жыл бұрын

I swear people don’t understand what it means people just use it as a excuse

@MaxiemumKarnage

2 жыл бұрын

Well women are a joke

@ink_prince

2 жыл бұрын

With some homophobic whipped cream.

@giantpinkcat

2 жыл бұрын

@@ink_prince And a transphobic cherry on top

@masonwright7700

Жыл бұрын

​@@ink_prince nobody is scared of gay people

Dude what! How have I never caught this gem of an open mic 😂 wild

That florida wild cat joke got me crackin up 😂😂

Imagine being the last woman that dated this dude, and then you see this video, and then you know you dodged a bullet.

@takamikeigo7985

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, they dodged a nuclear missile

@shadow-squid4872

2 жыл бұрын

What about the numerous women who have had unprotected sex with him at every single bar he’s been to?

@Mynti_Dragon

2 жыл бұрын

That’s assuming a woman would ever date this guy in the first place

@sabbathpriest3755

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl it makes me disappointed in women they date a dude like this 🤣🤣

@takamikeigo7985

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabbathpriest3755 Well tbf, most of those guys (or people in general) tend to hide those negative sides of themselves at the start of the relationship, and the other party may not notice until they initiate a more serious relationship and/or they start getting to know more about that person.

This isn't a routine, this guy spent years speaking and thinking like this prior to this moment, making these jokes legitimately believing he was funny because people who felt sorry for him chuckled in pity and he still somehow recieved dopamine

@m00nrac00n

2 жыл бұрын

Yea. Agree 100%. This is some highlevel "with the Bros" word vomit after some beers that formed over years.

@kbabergo

2 жыл бұрын

You’re so right

@BigPurp9

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even think it’s a pity thing. Like there are some “jokes” which are funny to you and your friends but are hardly worth basing stand up material around. Like there’s a difference between being funny to your friends and stand up funny😂

@IamBean334

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigPurp9 oh yeah, just friendly banter 😂

@rud5101

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like if I'm trying to banter with a crowd of strangers like my buddies do at IHOP at 2 in the morning, I'm just gonna look like a psychopath.

I have super bad secondhand embarassment and it took me 2 hlurs to get through this

this is like the embodiment of guys on twitter who say something racist & mean and then say "cant you take a joke?"

The crowd guy yelling "Don't ruin the set, you're doing good!" was funnier than any joke the comic had.

@ClydeCashCwCville

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah..I thought so too.

@fngaming5064

2 жыл бұрын

“Comic”

The crowd was literally funnier than him

@boop99

2 жыл бұрын

"Literally"

@pizzatime7433

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@wqeqweqwewq7271

2 жыл бұрын

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@towel_gamez5248

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@funnyvalentine5074

2 жыл бұрын

@YeaMan paige? You mean page right?