"It's not just a poem ... it's one of those poems you're encouraged to jig around to."

@BOBBYSEAGULLTV

Ай бұрын

Recession, recession - but I still need to make a good impression. Trying to find that elusive bargain - sometimes involves a lot of pain! But once that magical offer is found - sheer happiness is where I am bound. At 99p Store - bargains galore!

Bobby did an excellent job of making it seem like his story was a ridiculous lie. He was the last person I would have thought was telling a plausible story. A poem and a jig for 60 people to open a 99p store? That's almost a Bob Mortimer story.

@BOBBYSEAGULLTV

Ай бұрын

thanks. It was fun trying to pretend I was confused and making it up as I was going along

@shmuelmosheharris448

Ай бұрын

@bobbyseagulltv It’s Bobby!

Haha this is me!

@MrQuickLine

Ай бұрын

Find and post the whole poem as proof please

@BOBBYSEAGULLTV

Ай бұрын

@@MrQuickLine Recession, recession - but I still need to make a good impression. Trying to find that elusive bargain - sometimes involves a lot of pain! But once that magical offer is found - sheer happiness is where I am bound. At 99p Store - bargains galore!

I thought the bongos guy for sure. That means that 60+ people turned up to see a 99p shop open up. Jesus Christ, I thought I needed to get out more.

@andrewclifton9772

Ай бұрын

And some number of 'artists' - poets, musicians, dancers, whatever - turned up to enter their art in the hopes of winning the trolley dash. Probably 3 or 4 at least and they were all worse than Bobby's effort.

@Ripen3

Ай бұрын

I thought it was absolutely brilliant

@ceno8410

Ай бұрын

I know it’s in England but that is the most shitty Irish town thing I’ve ever heard😂

I'm a simple man, I see a new video - I open it

I love how Bobby is dressed and how he carries himself

@BOBBYSEAGULLTV

Ай бұрын

thank you. Very kind of you to say

Omg holly s#$t is this a new episode......? Well done.

I love the guest's contained laughter and eyebrow raise when Jo said she would've played the bongos for him had he asked

1:52 🤣🤣👏

The smoking a cone joke went way over everyone's heads.

They love to give Lee a ridiculous premise.

@wahahabuh

Ай бұрын

Actually for this segment specifically, Lee makes it up himself. This one is not from a card

@saadsalman1650

Ай бұрын

@@wahahabuh But in general all the cards they give him are ridiculous. Which is why his Terracotta clay pot story which he broke sounded like a typical Lee lie but surprisingly was the only truth I ever remember him telling.

Bees don’t escape. Their hive is their home.

Incentivized?? What’s wrong with…motivated?

its a shop not a store.

@jomcmahon8115

Ай бұрын

?????

why still distabce?

@Cozycountry1

Ай бұрын

It's from the pandemic era and not the recent series which aired this year.

Why are they pronouncing Graham in a way that sounds weird to my American ears? Whenever a Briton pronounces Graham Norton's name, they pronounce it the way I would pronounce it, like "gram" the unit of measurement, but this man's name they're pronouncing closer to something like "Gray'am."

@szbnahl

Ай бұрын

That (Gray'am) is the usual way to pronounce Graham in the UK. That's also how I've always heard people pronounce Graham Norton's name, but YMMV.

@billyeveryteen7328

Ай бұрын

@@szbnahl Oh, OK. I guess when they pronounce Graham Norton's name in a way I'm used to, it's an intentional affectation because that's how Graham Norton himself pronounces his own name.

@ben.reynolds

Ай бұрын

@@billyeveryteen7328 And Graeme is surprisingly also pronounced the same way, and not Gruh-ee-mee as you'd think...

@jasonayres

Ай бұрын

On reading your message, I said to myself, "Graham, Graeme, Gram." I see what you mean. We have similar pronunciations to the UK here in Australia. You can imagine the dilemma you have with going to the butcher for your grey ham, can't you.

@ben.reynolds

Ай бұрын

@@jasonayres I'm Australian. This was a very obscure joke reference to The 12th Man where Max Walker decides to call the Sri Lankan "Gruheemee Labrooy"

David and Lee should do a remake of The Odd Couple

@LiLKrazyKimmie

Ай бұрын

That would be amazing haha