There are so many interruptions. Let the guy tell the story , ffs 🙄

bring the full podcast back to youtube !!!

@SAMEEDEE56

Ай бұрын

They’re contracted to do full Spotify episodes until autumn this year, however Spotify could renew the contract, if so then no KZread eps for a while 😂

@Algorithm347

Ай бұрын

I prefer these best of clips , the full episodes for me drag on a bit .

@SAMEEDEE56

Ай бұрын

@@Algorithm347 I suppose, I love the full episodes personally. I like clips for the guest episodes tho, I'm not a fan of 1+ hour eps of some random person I dont know 😆but the main shows are amazing

@mowvu5380

Ай бұрын

£££££MMONEYYYYYYYY£££££

@rhyanclements9672

Ай бұрын

It’s way better on Spotify you mouth breather

How does Jackmate have a podcast when he’s incapable of listening?

@theghostleader140

Ай бұрын

he’s not incapable he just has the attention span of a goldfish.

@ScottZ370

Ай бұрын

He’s doing it to be funny, Clarkson used to do something similar and pretended to be a simpleton in Top Gear. It works sometimes but sometimes it just kills the room and flow of the podcast.

TELL THE FUCKING STORY!!!!!! Too many interruptions fuck me

I live in Norwich. Theres a place called Ali Bongo’s, basically a head shop. The year of 2012 I spent 6 months straight everyday smoking salvia, normally 3 joints worth. This stuff was sold in pre rolled cones, and it was called ‘Matrix’. The reason i started smoking it was because it was easier to get than weed and probably like 10x stronger. Looking back, though it was ingested like weed, the high was more like ketamine or lsd. Crazy stuff. I feel that period of time smoking it has had a huge impact on my mental health since, all these years later, I feel like it broke my brain somehow. 2 years sober. So doing better.

@nathan113

Ай бұрын

Hahaha I remember Ali Bongos. You sure that was salvia? You don't usually smoke salvia in joints, you usually have to do it through a bong as it burns as a much higher temperature

@Analoguebubblebath89

Ай бұрын

@@nathan113 Yeah, it was rolled into cones and sold as ‘incense’

My big glitch in life is how in August 2019 I dreamt about us all being locked in our homes and I was heading downstairs talking about "the riots", and then a year later I relived it during lockdown and the BLM movement. So I saw the future in 2019 and forgot to warn anyone.

@ITFC_Mark

Ай бұрын

Should have invested in facemasks and hand sanitizer and stocked up on toilet roll 😂

@user-xh4bw2zc4g

Ай бұрын

​@@ITFC_Markdefinitely the roll!😂

Déjà vu is just a really good example of how bad the brain is at long term memory recall. Have read a few interesting things on it. It's really interesting but a lot of our core memories and memories we think that are vivid and definitely happened - just were very inconsistent with what actually happened.

Cheers for making me shit myself at 13.30

When I was a kid an I got sick and had a fever I would always hallucinate and do or see crazy shit and 90% of the time have Partial or no recollection of what had happened. I would sometimes wake up outside where my parents took me to cool down my temperature or in the morning. I once had a hallucination I was in a fishing village and the Vikings had just landed on the shore and they were butchering people on their way to the village and then they killed me. Bear in mind I was 8 years old and this was 1999 I had never seen any actual violent movies or anything like that also because its a hallucination I was seeing this while also being in my parents room with the walls closing in on me. I had other hallucinations moderately similar where I was awake but I wasn't in control and was essentially spectating through my own eyes as I was running around doing crazy shit. Then other times were I'm doing stuff like standing on one leg on my bed post playing with the fire alarm and saying I'm the statue of liberty and not remembering anything and being told about it in the morning by my parents and sister who saw me doing it. Its one of the most terrifying things a person can go through essentially having your subconscious take control of your body while you just watch it through your own eyes unable to do anything.

@alexwells6876

Ай бұрын

I've only experienced something similar to this once at the beginning of 2020. I was in hospital with pneumonia and flu and i remember on my first night shouting at the top of my voice. When i woke up I wasn't sure if it was a dream or not and I was too self conscious to ask a nurse if i had actually been shouting. The only clue i had was that as they wheeled me out to another ward, i heard a bloke ask another in the bed next to him, "what did he say", but i never caught what the answer was and I don't even know if they were talking about me. Really unsettling feeling though, if it happened I don't know what the hell I was actually shouting about.

I was in Peru and whilst under the influence of a certain substance my body and mind dissolved into nothingness for what felt like maybe decades but in reality was maybe three to six hours! It was terrifying absolutely terrifying!

I heard this story on the MRBallen podcast crazy story too

The so called deja vu in the matrix isn’t even Deja vu. He literally sees two cats and knows he has.

This is unrelated, but I remember a story about a girl who got her father banged up because she claimed to remember him killing somebody in their garden (they were a missing person at the time). Decades later it was proven to be rubbish. The brain can trick you in to believing things are repeat experiences, or even just total rubbish. This is why there are so many mentalists about.

3 minutes in I had to switch it off, all the interruptions are soooooooo annoying

That was a horrendous summary of the original Matrix... "Tell me you didn't 'get' the Matrix without telling me you didn't 'get' the Matrix"

funny as man! i watch a guy called jack mates clips to watch jacks mates

Come on keep up glasses guy!

I smacked my head on a gym floor and was knocked out for a few minutes when I was like 6, sometimes I imagine I'm actually in the hospital still a kid and I just never woke up

@madtings7

Ай бұрын

yoo thats crazy

You going to talk about imalexx?

How thick is that guy 😅

That's not a glitch in the matrix that's a concussion lol

Heard this story on another podcast weeks ago

Ari Shaffir's salvia trip story is insane. He explains it all pretty well on Theo Von's podcast.

@buckfozos5554

11 күн бұрын

Yeah, remember that. Said it felt like he was gone for a few years or something? Can't imagine it, the feeling of living those years then reemerging into the same ??-year-old body you had before, only minutes or hours earlier. Cosmic and crazy. Wonder if his memory of that has faded now, like coming out of a dream?

Absolutely crazy story how this is just from a knock out; but things like this are true. And you’re right, Salvia, you can experience this exact thing but you can also delve deeper with DMT or even more with Ayahuasca and be in there for lifetimes

I fainted once and had an extremely vivid dream which felt real and like it lasted for a good few days. I was only out for a few seconds. Can’t remember much of it apart from the end was at my cousins house??? Told a friend about it and he said it’s common for when people get knocked out / fall unconscious to experience dreams that feel like a lifetime when in reality it was only a few seconds It’s an extremely weird experience

Watched a couple of my friends try Salvia. It seemed to hugely exaggerate a single thought that they had before it hit them. First guy, all laughs and the very very slight slope we were on suddenly seemed to be hugely steep to him. He kept falling backwards like it was an extremely steep slope. Lots of laughs, all good. 2nd guy… I watched him rolling on the floor, screaming, clawing at his skin to “get the spiders out” After it wore off he told us that he saw a spider on his wrist, then more, then they were crawling up his throat and out of his mouth and he could see them crawling around under the skin on his arms… I decided not to try it after that.

I would never take salvia again. Once was enough. It’s way too scary. I mean really really scary. I experienced ego death, it’s worse than real death. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@madtings7

Ай бұрын

what if you just take a tiny bit, I like to try everything at least once, but also like to be in control when i do anything

@hanniffydinn6019

Ай бұрын

@@madtings7 you get interesting visual stuff in small doses. But honestly just take lsd , just stay clear of salvia. It’s a negative psychedelic, you’ll never ever have a positive experience with salvia. I would happily take lsd again. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

This was a Mr Ballen story years ago just it was a football player with a head injury

this story is a old one

@HappyHourPodcast

Ай бұрын

Yeah! We’ve only just heard it!

@Lauren94twitch

Ай бұрын

@@HappyHourPodcast yeah me and my hubby find the story facinating

Proof please? Ever since The Matrix came out in '99 and in most recent years people talking about we're in a simulation needs their heads seriously checking😂

iv turned this off. I can't stand the constant interruptions.While the story is trying to be told, it's actually making me angry

15k views in 6 days. Wow.

Why he keep interupting and acting stupid?

Ginger finally got some attention 😮

@HappyHourPodcast

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

That's not a glitch. That's just he got knocked out and a whole world happened within like a few minutes.

MrBallen - the lamp story on KZread

This is so bad with them all talking

Awful

what happens were lieving a outh0er life rn

Matrix

The first story was total bs from the way it was written down to the details

first story biggest load of shite ive ever heard

@tutin4090

Ай бұрын

Anything is possible on the Internet

@philjohnston9889

Ай бұрын

I don’t know man. The brain is a pretty incredible thing and if he got a bad head injury then it could be possible for his brain in that moment to invent all this stuff and build this other world while he was unconscious. It’s not the exact same thing but do you ever hear/read stories from people who have been in comas and then wake up? While they are in the coma they go to these really vivid worlds and it’s pretty incredible to hear them describe these things when they wake up.

@ReeceToye

Ай бұрын

@@philjohnston9889 whilst i completely agree and understand what youre saying, lying to create an interesting story for the internet seems more likely and plausible in my book unfortunately

These guys need to lay off the weed before podcasts. This gave me a headache. Constantly talking at the same time, interrupting one another, and digressing from the story.

Guy on the far left isn’t convinced..

I Tried ket once and passed out and lived another life with a wife and kids I miss them lol

@foxernator

Ай бұрын

Thanks I got off my flying camel to read this comment

I'm pretty sure Ari Shaffir was doing DMT and not salvia when he went under the sea.

The guy on the right with the black beard needs to A. Learn how describe the matrix in one sentence for context and B. Do his research the the myth of skinwalkers 😂 poor effort

@coolguy83852

Ай бұрын

And yet you don't even know the name of one of the main hosts of this podcast 🤣

@jamessanger-brown8

Ай бұрын

@@coolguy83852 and?.....this is the first time i've seen this show and the last. Weird.

This channel is proof of cheating buying fake subscribers.

@jordanaustinowen3108

Ай бұрын

1 it’s one of the most listened to podcasts in the uk 2 it’s jacks old second channel turned into a happy hour channel 3 it honestly baffles me how half these comments don’t know jack and the lads you lot live under a rock ????????