"real life Mr. Krabs" lol

@fries267

Жыл бұрын

Daily dose of the internet!?!??

@okbuddy4922

Жыл бұрын

hi

@KalaposKid

Жыл бұрын

Better than most standup 😂

@ddrokstr

Жыл бұрын

sup

@jataihouston1546

Жыл бұрын

So true

Dude took the "I have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms" mindset to heart

@samgomez9942

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao, this comment sent me

@eee1200

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@fivecow5777

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@ExcaliBurnGD

Жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh xD my bro got top-1 in the rise of kingdom with his 10k a month and McLaren

@mastaboog749

Жыл бұрын

GOAT'd

My wife and I had been married for 19 years, and we had 3 lovely children. This guy just showed up in his McLaren one day and took them all away from me

@fortuneegbunike3728

6 ай бұрын

Im sorry man

@nickfifteen

6 ай бұрын

Damn man, he did that to me too! Now it looks like he has two wives and seven kids... what's he gonna do with all those people?

@apostateunion

6 ай бұрын

​@@nickfifteenInto the basement

@maggot42069

5 ай бұрын

Ok

@B1nZybox

5 ай бұрын

A true victim

If this guy actually thinks that a woman with a boyfriend would dump said boyfriend for him just because he pulled up in a fancier car, he is BEYOND needing help. Also, if you're that boyfriend, and she dumps you for that reason, she probably isn't someone you want in your life anyway.

@luxeternel

2 ай бұрын

That girl would be the epitome of superficiality.

@user-yn7zw1vi5y

Ай бұрын

At this point she is not a "girl", she is a gold digger

@user-po2jf8xl4s

Ай бұрын

Is that not 90% of westernized women?

@internetgremlin8150

Ай бұрын

@@user-po2jf8xl4s damn who hurt you

@i_hate_losers

Ай бұрын

​@@internetgremlin8150your mo-

Love how he tried calling people stupid then immediately says “more stupider” 😂😂😂

@Micchi-

Жыл бұрын

These bots are very more stupider

@calexxelac2457

Жыл бұрын

@@Micchi- ikr 😂

@fivefootten

Жыл бұрын

And then posting it

@NbNgMOD

Жыл бұрын

​@@Micchi-ikr 😂

@p-__

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

“Faking it without ever making it” is my new motto

@timmy6890

Жыл бұрын

@Dont Read Profile Picture SIR YES SIR

@bokgaming6645

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao that quote is gold

@animefood0818

Жыл бұрын

@Santiago 🅥 nah uh

@alduinfr

Жыл бұрын

holy fucking shit 3 bots in 2 minutes? youtube is fked.

@RedMarcus14

Жыл бұрын

​@Dont Read Profile Picture wasn't planing to

Bro is built like a stick bug 💀

@inff3rno

Ай бұрын

Just reminded me of the stick bug rickroll meme

@dindeleganpatrick4379

22 күн бұрын

Hey.Dont insult the stick bugs.

@thatguywhoanimids

12 күн бұрын

Naw bro is built like Henry Stickmen

@Loodray760

7 күн бұрын

@@thatguywhoanimidshe’s built like a needle 💀☠️

@user-pq4tk4vz6n

3 күн бұрын

Nah its live action henry stickman.💀​@@thatguywhoanimids

“In a feast or famine world, women will always take the best case scenario” Exactly. I want a man who works on himself both physically and mentally, won’t leave me for another when he gets bored of me and doesn’t put down others to build his own ego. That’s the best case scenario

@goofygoober8774

6 ай бұрын

How many good men have you left cuz they bored you or have you impulsively cheated on cuz the dude in front of you got your wideset super soaker goin and was in the moment more exciting than the good man you had at home?

@Lovinia1

6 ай бұрын

@@goofygoober8774 never done that. I’m a virgin. That sort of thing doesn’t interest me

@justdude8115

5 ай бұрын

@@goofygoober8774 dude, expressing your own insecurities by accusing some random girl on the internet of things that you just made up in your head isn't really cool. It just screams "I'm a nice guy" and " all women bad" attitude.

@calvinsmith8790

5 ай бұрын

​@goofygoober8774 just say that girls don't want u bro 😂

@jblazerndrowzy

4 ай бұрын

@@goofygoober8774Accurate name

Dude gives off "I got bullied for being poor and now I have enough money to rent a cool car for a weekend" energy.

@FDT222

Жыл бұрын

He definitely got bullied for his lunch money.

@rickeydart3040

Жыл бұрын

The people who bullied him went to the gym.

@Kyle-cu7qz

Жыл бұрын

HIs wife's boyfriend let him borrow it on the weekends if he behaves

@KermitOfWar

Жыл бұрын

Buddy looks like he still cuts himself when he shaves his chin whiskers. Talking about having game. 🤣

@isabellajensen9480

Жыл бұрын

I bet he's a Tater Tot subscriber

He looks like if you slightly slap him he'd start crying hysterically.

@moviemaker2011z

Жыл бұрын

so cartman from southpark but a skinny twink instead.

@UnityAgainstJewishEvil

Жыл бұрын

@@moviemaker2011z skinny twink is dead on 😂

@jstar3382

Жыл бұрын

@@moviemaker2011z you're insulting twinks with that statement. He's a twig not a twink

@leesylou1429

Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be so much fun though?? 😂😂

@Treeink1

Жыл бұрын

might even break his chicken neck

Zero food in that fridge. Not a snack. Not any leftovers. No condiments. Literally nothing but beer and gatorade. Thats the definition of POOR AF. I GUARANTEE you he's renting that place too.

"...but he is built like 2 french fries ductaped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle..." Damn, Charlie always blows up with these kind of frases. Legendary! 😂😂😂

@SIXNINEONEFOUR

4 ай бұрын

Phrases * 🤣😂

@Iwannaps5

Ай бұрын

This comment is more stupider.

@Megatronus-productions

18 күн бұрын

@@SIXNINEONEFOUR🤓

@SIXNINEONEFOUR

17 күн бұрын

@@Megatronus-productions 😂🤣

This dude is the real life embodiment of "I can do anything because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms"

@evanairnomad4361

Жыл бұрын

Average conversation with that guy: "If it was a contest between you and me, I'd win. I have 50 million power and a five star wazoo in Rise of Kingdoms! I chose the Viking civilization because we get an extra war boost, and that's how I steal your girls. I could destroy your city in an instant." "But dude, I don't even play Rise of K-" "You think you're so tough with you big muscles, huh, big muscle man? I pity you. You need to get these dumb muscles to feel secure, while me? I've got all the money in the world with only a Mclarin to show for it. You are more stupider than I." "Buddy you're built like two french fries stuck tog-" "If we both drove up to your girl, she'd obviously pick me with my 50 million power and Mclarin! Haha!"

@wormybobcat3706

Жыл бұрын

damn, you beat me to it

@1Raheem

Жыл бұрын

Which brings us to the sponsor of this video I’m sure heard of rise of kingdoms It’s the number one mobile game in the App Store

@ammagon4519

Жыл бұрын

Lmao dang accurate

@casadilla111

Жыл бұрын

50 mil? Pathetic. I’ve got 60. I’ll take your house, car, dog, job and savings in 50’s and 100’s please and thank you.

The irony of him saying “pre workout is making you more stupider” is incredible

@daredeviljumper1

Жыл бұрын

Hes that smart he is making new words sigma 🤣

@ggmann13

Жыл бұрын

This dude has to be trolling.

@verdations531

Жыл бұрын

@@ggmann13 charlie always feeds the trolls

@sombernights

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking..

@zerovkarma9180

Жыл бұрын

@@daredeviljumper1 actually apparently stupider is a word (ik i don’t believe it but oxford says it is)😂 he just doesn’t know grammar

The best part is that Charlie is everything this guy wants to be. Wealthy, healthy, famous, satisfied with his life with a girlfriend who loves him and a crowd of followers who like him for who he is, rather than the money he makes. The lifestyle this guy says you need as a wealthy person is completely disproved by Charlie's existence.

@christoph1596

11 күн бұрын

You don’t need Charlie’s life to be happy either… contentment is what’s missing in most Gen Z’ers-Millennials lives

@demo2497

7 күн бұрын

@@christoph1596 but he’s NOT wrong though.

I hope this guy gets the help he needs

@marksantiago9841

8 ай бұрын

Who cares? people like these are beyond help. The best thing to do is just ignore them and move on with your lives. They will fall eventually and when they did, they do not deserve any help at allz

@FrannyFrancisca

7 ай бұрын

​@@marksantiago9841 Not necessarily the greatest attitude. Yea his behavior sucks, but he isn't committing any crimes. People can grow and we must allow them to when they decide to make that change

@gpwdog

7 ай бұрын

I hope he gets help. Everyone deserves getting help so they become a better person. If we dont help those people then we get more of those people... However i do agree to just keep going on with our lives, dont harass him, dont bother him and go on with our livesm

@Just_a_Piano_

7 ай бұрын

I honestly hope he doesn't lmao

@FrannyFrancisca

7 ай бұрын

@@Just_a_Piano_ k so you want him to continue to be like this? You're the problem

I love how he tries to talk shit about people being stupid and yet uses the phrase "more stupider."

@alicyjinx8923

Жыл бұрын

For real

@Myztyrio

Жыл бұрын

I’ve had bandmates with the intellect to understand why phrases like “more better” are hilarious and not to be said with seriousness 😂

@baaaphomet69

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he needs to go back to school...

@mikeyderrick387

Жыл бұрын

That shit was hilarious

@kkeanu5032

Жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same shit there is no way he genuinely believed in his sentences, they were just coming out his ass.

I absolutely love that some of his "flexes" are: - "I can't cook" and - "The contents of my fridge suck"

@frankcaggiano8282

Жыл бұрын

Looks, sounds, and lives like a 19-year old Andrew Tate fan whose mom still pays their rent, all he buys is whiteboards, beer, and Gatorade lmao. What a fuckin loser

@Vestige_

Жыл бұрын

literally just me irl.

@mollusckscramp4124

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't stop cringing lolol

@sploshsploosh

Жыл бұрын

he just like me fr

@bittiebee

Жыл бұрын

basically the same thing as saying "I dont have basic life skills" as a flex

"2 french fryes taped to a uncooked spaghetti" LMFAO

@thesenate3627

20 күн бұрын

Perfect amount of likes.

"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates. Maybe it was someone else who told this quote but the point still stands. I'm a really skinny guy but doing exercises and feeling my body improve is one hell of an achievement for me.

@-baldvegeta

5 ай бұрын

Work hard on your body and see the results. That's where real satisfaction comes in.

@lucky6961

4 ай бұрын

there was also a similar quote from a greek philosopher, “The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools.” however it doesn't really apply to him because he fails in both

You can tell just how secure he is by how he only ever talks about other guys' girlfriends and how he wishes he could have them.

@gurunext

Жыл бұрын

I think I have your GF do you want her back?

@flocooke2559

Жыл бұрын

lollllll

@thebananas6483

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

@URsooomad8613

Жыл бұрын

I love his Kitchen/Office combo, I heard all the big money CEOs don't have 2 separate rooms

@CJ-cz3hv

Жыл бұрын

THISSS, my bf had a friend who was always obsessed with his friends gfs, its crazy

"All that preworkout you're taking is making you more stupider." He really is showing his superior intelligence when he speaks!

@itsallenwow

Жыл бұрын

You can always tell something is true when they finish the message with this emoji 😂

@James_Randal

Жыл бұрын

​@@itsallenwow tik tok is rotting brains 😂

@Bluewolf09

Жыл бұрын

I instantly had that thought when he spoke.

@mr.cschaosworkshop4100

Жыл бұрын

@Santiago 🅥 If you had better content than him then you wouldn’t be baiting in his comments, Santiago!

@mr.cschaosworkshop4100

Жыл бұрын

An absolute genius compared to us normal folk!

that “keys to the castle” line with that mischievous chuckle made me throw my fine phone through a window onto my lawn 😊

@hybridAbsol

8 ай бұрын

For me its the insults at Toyota Corrolla that irritates me, he has no clue what sort of Corrolla owners are out there waiting to call him out and his rented Mclaren (a car thats not even build well)

"it makes you more stupider" "more stupider" .. alright... you showed them, tiger!

this man really just said pre workout is making you "more stupider" and meant it with all his heart

@Vexxy197

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that

@virno69420

Жыл бұрын

Also if yall wondering, it's empirically the opposite. Lots of studies showing common preworkout ingredients improving cognitive function.

@bestpriest2224

Жыл бұрын

Guy got -1 in English grammar back in school. But looking at him, idk if he even has been to school.

@jacent.4982

Жыл бұрын

The fact that he said, "more stupider" as a claim that going to the gym makes one dumber and NOT realizing that he just butchered the English language makes it fucking hilarious.

@Chaotic_evil_duck

Жыл бұрын

Well I guess he went to Jupiter

It's really sad when these guys don't even realize how insecure they are.

@krisp422

Жыл бұрын

Nah I'm sure they definitely do. And it must be exhausting. I've met plenty of dudes like this in real life, alot of them are absolutely full of shit about their accomplishments, but it's pretty clear they feel like they need to because they have a warped mentality that if they don't constantly keep up the front then they're a joke. Not realizing how very clear it is that it's a front.

@choppacapalot

Жыл бұрын

He’s trolling and everyone is falling for it

@st.haborym

Жыл бұрын

@@krisp422 The best part is that by doing so they are making themselves into a massive fucking joke

@winterbelle708

Жыл бұрын

@@choppacapalot falling for what exactly?

@choppacapalot

Жыл бұрын

@@winterbelle708 His trolling

"2 French fries duct taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle". I'll start using that🤣🤣🤣

Bro's making 9 figures in Zimbabwe currency

I'm just imagining a scenario where this guy hires a bodyguard to "protect" his girl and and he runs away with her.

@akutorogue236

Жыл бұрын

I can also imagine that, that girl will cheat on him with that bodyguard cus he ain't fit at all lmao

@ScallywagIsntAQuartermaster

Жыл бұрын

@Patrick39 1k comments, i crown you as the king comment vulture

@GrambertMoore

Жыл бұрын

@@ScallywagIsntAQuartermaster it’s a bot

@San-lh8us

Жыл бұрын

do you actually think he's gonna have a girl?

@itchiegames

Жыл бұрын

The biggest fantasy in your scenario is that the guy got a girl.

The nervous laugh after he said "i've got the keys to the castle" was exactly how i expect him to laugh.

@gisul-k1636

Жыл бұрын

I physically recoiled a little bit when he laughed.

@madtabby66

Жыл бұрын

Mom took off for the weekend?

@d_all_in

Жыл бұрын

heHEH

@topkek996

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a chimp

@nosauce5321

Жыл бұрын

I said ew aloud when I heard it

It’s amazing how poorly spoken these self-proclaimed “rich” marketers are.

More stupider is superfluous. The irony of calling people stupid whilst being stupid.

@JUS2324

2 ай бұрын

more stupider is grammatically correct, no?

@antimonythegreat4467

29 күн бұрын

@@JUS2324 I don't think so

@JUS2324

29 күн бұрын

@@antimonythegreat4467 google says it’s a real word, i aint even know that

@antimonythegreat4467

29 күн бұрын

@@JUS2324 Wow, how interesting

@IsmailRosli

20 күн бұрын

​@@JUS2324No it is not. To say "more stupid" or "stupider"is correct. But to say more stupider is grammatically incorrect.

I like how the dude tried to sound all cool and smooth in that beginning video but he lets out the nerdiest laugh I’ve ever heard

@p-__

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

@gab2386

Жыл бұрын

that laugh was extremely painful, I almost felt for the guy ngl

@kallel5155

Жыл бұрын

Legit 😂😂😂😂😂

@syalda0001

Жыл бұрын

He looks like a skinny salt bae

@shwickles

Жыл бұрын

exactly bro

"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider." Ahh, yes, spoken like a true scholar. You can really tell his English is getting more better.

@woodside4life

Жыл бұрын

Hes moor betterer then mi .

@Kiski_drumbeater

Жыл бұрын

Some wise words by George Washington

@vario6492

Жыл бұрын

The roast could've been stronger if he used the forbidden "more stupidest" combo. Too bad, he pussied out

@mattwalla365

Жыл бұрын

Back from the dead I see

@FirstPresidentNumber1

Жыл бұрын

@@mattwalla365 Who said I was dead?

Active Power, inc. in Madison, Ohio sells decent quality, cheap McLaren kits. All you need is a 1980's Corvette donor car, which costs significantly less than a real McLaren. Finding audio files of any engine are easily found online. With respect to Bruce McLaren, 1937-1970.

@SurnaturalM

3 ай бұрын

Being honest, C4 corvettes are cool as they are. You don't need to pretend it to be something else. It's not a McLaren, of course, but they are great daily drive. I had one for some time and I liked it. The only thing I didn't like was the digital futuristic dashboard. But each of their own.

At 7:13, rather than "agility", the whiteboard says: Income: 1) Agency 2) Coaching 3) Forex etc.

"He's built like two French fries duct-taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle." I can't breathe!

@aiueokaya

Жыл бұрын

💀

@karakurto7297

Жыл бұрын

💀

@Setti7

Жыл бұрын

Dude forreal he’s fuckin hilarious. 😂😂

@Fallensabre-uw7hb

Жыл бұрын

I am so using that to describe my body shape from now on, bro I'm fucking crying LMAO

@themannyzaur

Жыл бұрын

On God I come here for roast lessons 😆😆

My favorite part was when he called people who go to the gym "more stupider". Truly a man who's not only rich but also a grammar wizard..

@Littletony525

Жыл бұрын

That made me think it's satire, there's just no way.

@ethanhoward8506

Жыл бұрын

Do you really not realize that this is an obvious parody?

@Gabush

Жыл бұрын

Was just about to comment it lol, no fucking way he actually said that unintentionally. What an ass.

@MultiTaz333

Жыл бұрын

Stupider is a word...

@rafewarren1034

Жыл бұрын

@@MultiTaz333 more stupider that’s a double positive makes no sense so therefore it’s bad grammar come on this is like 3rd grade stuff.

“more stupider” broke me bro 😂

“Buddy out here built like two French fries duct taped to an uncooked pasta noodle”

I like how he keeps saying "between me and you, your girl will always pick me," as if him driving an expensive car and bragging about not cooking will make him instantly irresistible.

@0013bluejay

Жыл бұрын

I suck at talking to any woman, but I know how to cook, and I know women like that sort of thing because it's genuine and is an actual skill unlike this bozo with his fake ass lifestyle

@p-__

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

@honeyswann

Жыл бұрын

He has a very shallow view of women and thinks all of them are into riches . I don’t think he’s ever talked to a woman besides his momm

@christopherherr7561

Жыл бұрын

You're not attracting a woman of good qualities if this is how you steal a girl

@clemthegoat8034

Жыл бұрын

Also if that’s true, where’s the bitches at? You can snag any girl taken or not so… where they at 🤔

This dude is living proof that some guys think having a girlfriend is just a way to show off. It's straight up idiotic at how these kinda guys see girls as just objects to show off.

@monkeman3441

Жыл бұрын

Word bro, this guy just flaunts his imaginary money and women as though that's the only fufilling thing in life

@vabby2k

Жыл бұрын

it's like the entire reason they date women is male validation

@E1N9A8N0DA

Жыл бұрын

And note that there's no girl in his video

@briz1965

Жыл бұрын

Darwinism 101 - How do you make a billionaire into a millionaire? Get married.

@andrev110

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't even understand how having a meaningful relationship can impact your life, it's like he only saw fake gold digger pranks in school. Kinda sad.

“All that pre-workout is making you MORE STUPIDER.” You cannot make this shit up.

What am I protecting my girlfriend from again? Constant ninja attacks?

Calling someone stupid by calling them “more stupider” is an immediate self destruct

@hotnessgaming1396

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! If you didn’t comment this I would :D I laughed my ass off when he said that :d

@Irishslag

Жыл бұрын

he has to be trolling

@ariaroflcakes

Жыл бұрын

Yea he basically admitted he's stupid as f

@PessimisticRavensFam

Жыл бұрын

Stupider than Jupiter😂😂

@PessimisticRavensFam

Жыл бұрын

@@Irishslag he is

Man as someone who doesn't have much going on... this made me feel better about myself. Like at least I'm not that level of pathetic.

@bigtitegothbiotch2231

Жыл бұрын

Hey there's nothing wrong with that as long as you're a nice and kind person and you seem that way Sending hugs and some positive vibes 🤗

@VitchAndVorty

Жыл бұрын

Amen. lmao

@lordhandsomeswag1854

Жыл бұрын

chin up king - hit the gym and develop some marketable skills

@Eian_Anderson

Жыл бұрын

You got more going on than you think you do, if your doing stuff, even including work, you got alot more going on than alot of people.

@bigtitegothbiotch2231

Жыл бұрын

@@milanglumac1800 of course 🤗 Hope you have a great day and an awesome weekend, internet stranger Cool name btw 🤘

Also I was able to freezeframe it, it says Income at the top, then "Agency" and "coaching" underneath

And then guys like him say women are golddiggers?? But then he says men should make at least 10k a month to protect their women? WTF??

He proves that money can’t buy you a personality.

@lowlydovahkiin8084

Жыл бұрын

Aye. More true words have not been said.

@kirigoemima

Жыл бұрын

if only he had money, then at least he'd have one of the two

@Kewlausgirl

Жыл бұрын

​@@kirigoemima lololol

@Greg12839

Жыл бұрын

@@kirigoemima damn

@xNightOwlzZz

Жыл бұрын

What are you saying? Of course he has a personality. A shitty one.

If someone leaves their partner for someone else on-sight then they ain't worth keeping around in the first place 💀💀💀

@CrystalRose1111

Жыл бұрын

THIS LMAO

@lowlydovahkiin8084

Жыл бұрын

Fuckin true.

@conundrum60690

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention this POS is always talking about taking someone else’s girl, so even if he IS rich how long you think he’d stay with said gold digger?

@kirigoemima

Жыл бұрын

for real bro is trying to flex that he can have shitty partners with no morals or good taste in men flock to him like okay? keep them lol we dont want them if theyre like that

@youtubestudiosucks978

Жыл бұрын

​@@kirigoemima you matter, not enough people may say it to you but you do. *hugs*

3:09 charlie is a goddamn poet. This roast had me SOBBING

He's that one kid in school that is poor as hell and pulls up with one pair of shoes that is expensive, thinking he's the rich kid now even though he still pulls up with a ripped shirt his older brother got from the nearest dollar store.

my first impression is that he was hurt / rejected in favor of muscular guys and now has something to make up for what he lacked

@laszloneumann500

Жыл бұрын

Except hes not making up for anything, if anything, hes steeping lover

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@boxeswithfoxes

Жыл бұрын

My friend is like this so yeah I do see that

@andrewevans7992

Жыл бұрын

Now hes gonna get used by women for being a chump! Lol

@sergius8495

Жыл бұрын

To be honest, saying that because you‘ve got muscles you‘ll steal another man‘s girl is as stupid as he is.

"All that preworkout that you're taking is making you more stupider." Nah, he just takes it for the flavor.

I've seen ice-fishing huts with bigger kitchens.

As a woman who is dating a man who is jobless, I would never in a million years choose this shallow dude over my loving boyfriend.

@j.r.griffith

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 idk what's more fake: your comment. Or this guy penguin is roasting.

@HabitualThinker

Жыл бұрын

@@j.r.griffith “damn she’s in an relationship that’s happy? It must be fake!!!!”

@incognitoblue3202

Жыл бұрын

Respect. Wish you guys the best :) 🙏❤️

@GirafeGood

Жыл бұрын

wait till you see me 😉

@person12321

Жыл бұрын

@@j.r.griffith "damn, unlike mine, she's has a happy relationship. FAKE"

The fact that he's proud that he doesn't cook, says a lot

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

He can deal with tapeworms in the wilderness lol

@mynameisbeam

Жыл бұрын

bro thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even do simple tasks like cooking food

@Apollowram

Жыл бұрын

@Diluc Chandler he didn't even say that, stop reaching

@ethanhoward8506

Жыл бұрын

Do you really not realize that this is a parody?

@prithyachan333

Жыл бұрын

​@Diluc Chandler Genshin impact fan moment

“He’s not wearing a lot of ice, and he’s clearly a guy that loves to flex” absolute bombshell for my brain to hear Charlie say

bro the music, glasses and forza clips, i cant 💀💀💀

If "my girl" left me for him I'd be upset but then I'd be glad because no one should have a partner who takes the first opportunity to "upgrade". What a nice person he is to help me realize this. Thank you, you are my hero.

@madtabby66

Жыл бұрын

Thank God! I break up with her daily but she just wouldnt leave until now!

@TrvvonxLeonn

Жыл бұрын

That’s called confidence

@joaoaraujo9369

Жыл бұрын

Good name

@tacosauce8639

Жыл бұрын

I always found it silly when guys think driving up with a nice car will get any girl. If I see a cool car my reaction is "nice car" not "I have to leave my boyfriend for the guy in that car". Honestly if your girlfreind left you that easy you probably dodged a bullet.

@c4tb0mb

Жыл бұрын

I love people who like “upgrading” partners like they’re upgrading a mobile game weapon

I love when sociopaths confidently declare they know what normal people are like

@enviousshade1770

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie's farts 😂😅

@katlynmoore4895

Жыл бұрын

literally

@sillylittleowlguy2392

Жыл бұрын

FR

@peterk.2108

Жыл бұрын

I know what normal people are like

@zacfrancis6365

Жыл бұрын

“I’m in touch with my humanity”

"The only foe you're equipped to handle is if the gingerbread man from Shrek tried to attack your girl" Bro 😭😭

“Built like 2 French fries duct taped to a noodle”

Dude gives off "I paid so much money for Andrew Tates classes so I know what women want" energy 😂😂

@Shamoove

Жыл бұрын

And he’s trying to emulate his mannerisms and how Tate acts 😂

@Blisterdude123

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully he doesn't go all the way into the Andrew Tate patented European sex slavery route.

@brettpearce8843

Жыл бұрын

Facts but one of the main things is getting jacked and looking somewhat alpha male. The guy looks like a fart would blow him to the next state. 😂😂

@jordanmalkoun7315

Жыл бұрын

yeah but he isn’t preaching andrew tate ideals at all

@idiot4177

Жыл бұрын

hes trying to be tate without the muscle, but forgot the fact that the muscles are what establish tate's character and makes him seem more credible

the 10k a month to protect his girlfriend is to hire the security team to keep her away from him so he doesn't hurt her. a true hero.

@deanbussanich1445

Жыл бұрын

I'm confident that he's the one who would need protecting.

@Puhoy-the-Unicorn

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@jarate8076

Жыл бұрын

@@deanbussanich1445 yeah if he was the one being sexually assaulted

@noahd4039

Жыл бұрын

This got me idk why lol

@musicguy1987

Жыл бұрын

10k/month is in reality not that much. That's 120k a year... Really not that much.

"two french fries duct taped into an uncoocked spaghetti noodle" that shit cracked me up real hard😂😂

Speaking as someone who had no idea what a mclaren even was before this video, I think it's funnier if he tried to show off his fancy cars to people who have no idea what those kinds of cars are even for or about. I don't think he realises that showing off fancy sports cars only applies to people who also know about those cars as well.

@christoph1596

11 күн бұрын

Literally everybody can tell if a car is a fancy sports car and expensive..

the little goblin laugh after that "keys to the castle" line really drove home the badass energy exuding from this man

@christopherdark4671

Жыл бұрын

I heard that laugh combined with his mustache and knew instantly that he isn't legally allowed to be with five miles of a grade school.

@Greg12839

Жыл бұрын

willem da enemy

@Greg12839

Жыл бұрын

@@christopherdark4671 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Beardofred1986

Жыл бұрын

Haha exactly, women looove a little reptilian chuckle like that

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

​@@Beardofred1986 that's just insulting to reptilians lol

This guy would absolutely start crying if he ever got into a real confrontation over someone's partner

@superwhatevergamin9634

Жыл бұрын

TickTox guy: Hey gir- Man: No. His GF: Sorry about him. What he meant to say was to say "Hell no!" TaxTorques guy: *Sound of a 3 year old having a tantrum*

@Mark6O9

Жыл бұрын

Or if you key his cars

@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr

Жыл бұрын

me: "knock knock" him: "who's there" me: "your girlfriend" him: "i don't get it" me: "congratulations" him: **emo phase**

@EnderGameZ.

Жыл бұрын

That’s his name?

@Geyrider

Жыл бұрын

@Conner yeah

Two french fries duct tape to a uncooked spaghetti noodle 🤣🤣🤣

The fact he thinks he can go up to any woman and say “let’s have sex now.” And them say “OkAy” is laughable.

@thestoebz

Жыл бұрын

Ain't no one sleeping with that incel

@irvanray1898

Жыл бұрын

he definitely never talks to woman except maybe his grandmother.

@AdityaRaj-rh4fm

Жыл бұрын

@@irvanray1898 gotta collect that passive income every christmas baby 😎

@TheSilentWalkerz

Жыл бұрын

He is type of weirdo to approach women and after she says “I have a boyfriend”, become hostile

@emperorweskatine8999

Жыл бұрын

@@irvanray1898 😦

"If you compared me to you you're not gonna win that battle" He is actually good in giving people confidence to break his bones

@pepi560

Жыл бұрын

if you got the urge to break his bones then he got to you. I feel more sympathy for his delusions and how theyre not gonna get him anywhere in life.... always sad to see a person overcompensate to the point of stupidity for their insecurities/shortcomings.

@Kazarijyanainoyonamidawa

Жыл бұрын

The battle he's talking about is who can make the worst financial decisions.😵‍💫

@AFellowCyberman

Жыл бұрын

​​@@pepi560 He isn't "getting to anybody", he's saying this shit because he's insecure trying to make shitty points, not because he's trying to be Joker in the Dark Knight angering Batman.

@mr.mcmeme2638

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@yin-sin

Жыл бұрын

I’m lactose intolerant, zero fighting experience and have a shit left knee at 19. I can definitely get that guy down with a kick to the family jewels, but I guess he rented those as well

something I like about commentators like penguinz0 is because they’re so calm.it’s like a relaxation to my ears.😭😭

Why does bro sound like he says “no more Mr nice guy” and fall after looking down, has his own theme song for walking and idling 💀

I showed my girl his videos and all she could do was laugh hysterically. Especially the thing he said about being able to steal your girl. The only way I can imagine him stealing anyone's girl is with a van and a taser. He probably would still need help getting the body into the van tho

@glen7137

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@SpicyMang0s

Жыл бұрын

W

@That-Truck-Guy22

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@LilChuunosuke

Жыл бұрын

I'm part of the small percentage of critikal's female audience & I *also* laughed out loud when he said he could steal your girl. If he was the last man on earth, I'd sooner let him chase me around the world than go on one date with this guy. Like...not to judge a book by its cover, but every single dude whose expressed attraction towards me that had the same look/energy as this kid ultimately ended up STALKING ME. As well as attemted forced entry, threats of violence, threats of self harm, harassment, etc amongst them. One date with an albino string bean like that & youre guarunteed at least a year of fearing for your safety.

@Allnight0911

Жыл бұрын

Solid

that little giggle after "i have the keys to the castle". you could tell he was pleased

@ethantaylor1866

Жыл бұрын

Just when you thought his face couldn't get more punchable 😂

@raider360X_sot

11 ай бұрын

"oh yeah, that sounded so cool"

@NikoCigoj

8 ай бұрын

His brain was running on MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE to come up with that one

@lucky6961

4 ай бұрын

@@NikoCigoj he 100% wanted to use that line in real life but never got the chance and is happy he managed to do that out of his little fanfics

@SW-kr9fl

3 ай бұрын

He spend days thinking that up

That “two French fries duct taped to a spaghetti noodle” line sent me 😂

It must be so disappointing to wake up as this guy and see grandpa Charlie dishing out a healthy dose of reality for you on a platter.

@Cenentury0941

Жыл бұрын

Probably not, because clout demons thrive on traffic. This stuff only works on the lowest of the low, so the trick is to cast the widest net possible kind of like how a blue whale takes in a lot of water just to filter out some tiny shrimp or whatever it eats.

@XBeamChannel

Жыл бұрын

​@@Cenentury0941 🤓

@SimRacing604

Жыл бұрын

You’d hope he’s disappointed, but honestly probably not. He’ll enjoy a surge in popularity and compartmentalize this backlash as “haters”

@monomicki

Жыл бұрын

He’ll probably throw a tantrum over it like a picky toddler who got served some greens on a plate would

@SirSketchable

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather disappoint my own grandma than disappoint Yung Moisty himself

"Built like two French fries taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle" got me dying

Two french fries duct taped to an uncooked spaghetti noodle. Thats gold, mate 😂🍻

As a single 20 something year old man still living with his parents and still loving most the things he's enjoyed since he was a kid I can safely say I am more secure in my masculinity than this guy.

@Justin-pe9cl

Жыл бұрын

Same, my man!

@Fuji367

Жыл бұрын

I have so much respect for you people. It makes me envious sometimes xD!

@NayrAnur

Жыл бұрын

Ditto on that, too.

@BLu3RayDiskRang3

Жыл бұрын

So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house

@BLu3RayDiskRang3

Жыл бұрын

So was I until my father bullied me out of my mum's house

This guys is a joke, I’m skinnier and uglier and I’m still confident this guy couldn’t steal my girl. The “two French fries taped to a noodle” line had me cracking tf up 😂

@Glowinglight230

Жыл бұрын

He is a joke, I have to wonder if it is a parody

@xXMapleVodkaXx

Жыл бұрын

Well I don't know what you look like but I'm sure you're not ugly

@GregGallagher

Жыл бұрын

@@xXMapleVodkaXx I have low self esteem, it’s comes with the territory of being emo 😂

@rotritter

Жыл бұрын

@@Glowinglight230 he's the whole circus

@xXMapleVodkaXx

Жыл бұрын

@@GregGallagher ha yea right there with ya, I'm just a former depressive and will run across traffic to make a stranger feel better about themselves if I can.

These type of people have never and will never have an authentic or meaningful relationship.

Mclaren and Maserrati - a recipe for financial disaster 💀

"girls need a man that need to protect and provide for them" bro couldn't even protect himself against an angry chicken if he tried

@KENNYBIGBOWMAN

Жыл бұрын

Chickens are pretty op ngl

@lainternet99

Жыл бұрын

@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN chickens are the overlords of the world

@KENNYBIGBOWMAN

Жыл бұрын

@@lainternet99 And they have been 66 million years ago

@iamshellidetortel9124

Жыл бұрын

​@@KENNYBIGBOWMAN if u mean t.rex isn't that a pigeon? I'm pretty sure it's a pigeon, idk 😊

@KENNYBIGBOWMAN

Жыл бұрын

@@iamshellidetortel9124 you would know

You can tell how rich he is by the way he has his microphone taped to his chest

@faithfullone5414

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing as soon as I saw it 😂

@VaultOfTheFuture

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@maenad1231

Жыл бұрын

🤭🤭🤭

@BlakeValenta

Жыл бұрын

Dude he doesn’t have time for a fancy mic setup. He’s too busy being an entrepreneur and stealing peoples girls

@TheTimbs_

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t even notice

3:39 calling someone stupid while not having the ability to form a grammatically correct sentence

A man whose forearm and wrist have almost the same circumference as each other, is not stealing anything.

It's not that these people lack a personality, it's that they lack any concept of one. They see everything in as basic and materialistic a way as possible. So if you go with a guy like this, you might get some nice toys, but you're getting the emotional depth of a puddle. He's barely sentient - lights on but no one is home.

@dnbd_3026

Жыл бұрын

And also the way he talks about women tells me more than enough.

@p-__

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.

@morirzarpado

Жыл бұрын

barely sentient is funny af

@joseroa5243

Жыл бұрын

He feels like an NPC that has like 3 dialogue línes top.

@MintyDreams

Жыл бұрын

​@@joseroa5243 and two of them are "Haha cool"

"I don't cook, I don't clean" I don't know why but that shit cracked me up. Like yeah women totally want a man who cant take care of themselves when need be and constantly needs other people to do shit for him like a man child.

@swirlffle8323

Жыл бұрын

Bro saying he could provide for his girl when he can’t even cook or clean for himself

@taral2

Жыл бұрын

I laughed till I cried when he said that, he looks like a teenager that doesn't cook or clean too which is not what any woman wants lmao

@firejoe283

Жыл бұрын

It's all good till he gets played for his money. Security isn't just money.

@EugeneOneguine

Жыл бұрын

@@firejoe283 That's a good point I haven't seen addressed at all. Security is being able to work yourself out of any situation. This dude would curl up in a ball and cry at any situation that can't be solved with a few thousand dollars.

@firejoe283

Жыл бұрын

@Eugène Onéguine also if you have a skill that he doesn't have... you can do for him and overcharge him. He may not know better lol That's just assuming he's actually rich.

Homie really said “more stupider” a true wordsmith

"I got the keys to the castle" your princess is in another castle.

As a woman, I can assure you the majority of us are disgusted by insecure men who think they can make panties drop by showing off their wealth in public. I laughed at how pathetic he sounded when he said he could get any woman he wants just by showing up in his expensive car. The only people guys like him attract are those with the same egotistical, self-absorbed mindset. We just want a partner who loves, respects and treats us kindly, that’s it. 👍

@newtfigton8795

Жыл бұрын

Do you care about how they look

@DiabloDaSlaya

Жыл бұрын

​@@newtfigton8795 LOL

@dominoeffect6699

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree. That personality alone is repulsive and doesn’t sound like he really thinks a lot about women. Sure, the car is nice and may get your attention initially, but it wouldn’t hold my attention for long. If a guy was built like him but a sweetheart, then that’s when I’d consider. Like one of the most attractive things for me is when a guy is nice to animals honestly.

@Kewlausgirl

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention those guys that only do the top work outs and have bulging arm muscles but tiny legs and body's lolol. Ew. Just ew. But even then I'm not gonna drop everything just coz you work out. Sure there's attraction but... If you are a deush then no, just bugger off lolol

@newtfigton8795

Жыл бұрын

@@DiabloDaSlaya Lazy response. Why don’t you tell me what’s funny

He is the type of person who could fail a personality test 💀

@rovertkralc1

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment. Got an actual chuckle out of me.

@BandidFourLife

Жыл бұрын

X'D more like he failed it before taking it

@StraightUsername

Жыл бұрын

True 😂

Can't cook, can't build, can't hunt, no strength, no skills...When shit hits the fan, this dude is gonna be tent bunny on day 1.

I can confirm. Do not hire this company.

"It's making you more stupider." Spoken like a true genus.

@TheMerchant3773

Жыл бұрын

A true incollect

@dimadobrik4516

Жыл бұрын

Man needs to start a philosofa podcast

@fuzzynuttz5092

Жыл бұрын

You guys should stop making fun of him and respect his authoritah

@rabbilampshadeberg

Жыл бұрын

“Genus?” So many geniuses around here.

@JonahKellams

Жыл бұрын

​@@rabbilampshadeberg r/woosh

3:39 bold of him to assume that every man that goes to the gym takes a shitload of pre-workout.

When he talked about like, if you don't make less than 10 k, you shouldn't have a girlfriend, I literally thought, what are you going to do send, iron Legion on somebody?

If you ever feel insecure or down, just remember this dude.

@Dracula_sb

Жыл бұрын

Needed this

@enjoy9653

Жыл бұрын

@@Dracula_sb you're welcome

@FatYoshi619

Жыл бұрын

Thanks.

@Ohmagat69420

Жыл бұрын

Someone tell me his name

@TheSilentWalkerz

Жыл бұрын

@@Ohmagat69420 His name is Jason Wojo