Enter the Youtooz giveaway here: blarg.youtooz.com/

@Darkstar-ru2so

Жыл бұрын

frog

@itzbuilder5034

Жыл бұрын

frog

@SageRites

Жыл бұрын

Please tell Doo he needs a probiotic

@Jashwannn

Жыл бұрын

Frog

@sidtheguy313

Жыл бұрын

Frog

To answer Soup’s question at the start of the video, there was a man in Pompeii who was preserved by the explosion of Vesuvius and he was going to town, meat in hand for all to see. So people have definitely tried.

@ima_goose9925

Жыл бұрын

Bro what

@roboturtle1429

Жыл бұрын

​@@ima_goose9925 its true. that man saw the volcano erupted and decided to have one last session before he died

@foodafen7406

Жыл бұрын

I think in another video they covered this topic

@khakiminutiae8820

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they already discussed about the ghost of blu balls

@jamie_leigh_clarence

Жыл бұрын

W to that dude

"Who's Skrat?" followed by "A squirrel" is somehow the funniest interaction.

@SebHaarfagre

6 ай бұрын

Scrat* From Ice Age Little guy even got his own shorts at some time

Me: *sits excitedly to eat my dinner and watch Blarg* Blarg and friends: *10 minute conversation of shit and its various accessories*

@GreyTrafficCone

Жыл бұрын

I've learned to not eat when watching the goons

@tommygun605

Жыл бұрын

Factual don't eat and watch their videos I speak from experience

@twilightnawi1194

5 ай бұрын

Y'all cowards, I always watch the goons while I eat, I'll stop in the middle of a series binge to watch these idiots while I eat.

@joshuafisher7167

5 ай бұрын

@@twilightnawi1194 I never said I stopped eating, made me hungrier in fact

I have never been made to want a frog so badly. That's pure salesmanship talent right there

@FireFlyBoy16

Жыл бұрын

Same, I don't even really own Plushies and I kind of want to buy one badly.

@faremir

Жыл бұрын

The first pitch was what got me... How it goes? Frogs before hoes?

@purplecowgirl8689

Жыл бұрын

I want one so bad rn due to the physical sports cant wait to play football

@nicoleharp6585

Жыл бұрын

That is a damn cute frog.

@Azyk445

Жыл бұрын

Im buying a green penguin with a propeller hat and the frog

I will never get bored of watching these guys fail gta missions

these videos hit different when you haven't slept properly in days

@monroerobbins7551

Жыл бұрын

I hope you’re able to get some sleep soon, my dude

@phantombunnie8824

Жыл бұрын

@@monroerobbins7551 aw thank fren

@skaterdude9740

Жыл бұрын

My boy having a fever dream while watching this shit

@phantombunnie8824

Жыл бұрын

@@skaterdude9740 it does not help anxiety

@LifesBuckshee

Жыл бұрын

5am... it do be hittin

4:27 They are called bathroom attendants, toilet attendants, or washroom attendants

@Tiny_Xenomorph

Жыл бұрын

I had to scroll down so far to find this that it would have been faster to google it

@droakmd780

6 ай бұрын

same@@Tiny_Xenomorph

@FifthChanceChangin

4 ай бұрын

Thank you

@sdivine13

Ай бұрын

Who? The toileneers?

My favorite part of the GTA videos is matt running around just being mildly chaotic, punching people and cars, just running around exploring.

@TheJaeko9

Жыл бұрын

It's great because he's the 1% of the population that actually explores on foot and doesn't drive everywhere. Shows me poi's that I probably would never have noticed otherwise.

Is no one gonna talk about how blarg escaped the cops on foot

@Poke-ladd

Жыл бұрын

He’s just that skilled I guess

@dizzyrascal5015

Жыл бұрын

I've done it many times in game. When you have stamina at full bars you can quite easily do it.

@themanhimself3

Жыл бұрын

@@dizzyrascal5015 Fake news. You have never done that.

@ChrisHuppey

Жыл бұрын

Its just one star. Doesnt count Liberal.

@NullFX

Жыл бұрын

Literally just walk away from the roads

"Just stand outside in the rain with your asscheeks up." Bro, we ain't even 4 minutes in and you're hitting me with this!?

To answer the question, Bathroom Attendant

@SebHaarfagre

6 ай бұрын

Aren't we all

0:51 Blarg: "Do you have no friends, no relationship, and no social life?" Me: "I have no friends, no relationship, and no social life..." Blarg: "Well I have the solution for you!" Me: "You do?!? What is it?? What solution could possibly exist that would bring some sort of happiness into my life? Please Blarg, TELL ME!!!" Blarg: "Buy my big fat stupid f***in frog!" *Swiftly pulls out credit card* Me: "Take all of my money now!"

@boom_strike7968

Жыл бұрын

shut up no one cares

@EricRays-gd8tu

Жыл бұрын

Woah ho ho! That sure was a funny one😂😂😂

@slipperynodd578

Жыл бұрын

It’s almost $50 CAD

@Bab_9805

Жыл бұрын

IlL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk!!!

@SuperCitizen420

Жыл бұрын

I only have 5 dollars I'm too poor 😢

Only blarg could make me laugh Hysterically during an advert😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can't wait until you do the casino heist because I know for a fact you are going to choose to go in hard and fast.

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

Giggity

@akaoniryuu4564

Жыл бұрын

​@@thunderlordabove420 giggity

@yaboipktendo

Жыл бұрын

​@@akaoniryuu4564goo

@bulgarianreaper6587

10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure they'll end up penetrating the casino hard and deep 😏

@riko_0

7 ай бұрын

just like soup with his sister.

This is the advertisement id work with i actually thought of really getting me a frog 10/10 advertising

Blarg is only salesman that convinces me

i like how the first 6 minutes of the video were them talking about 'human dookie'

8:56 Blarg has clearly never seen Cars

Blarg and friends playing GTA. Perfect combo

0:43 The last thing my Uncle said before getting tazed near a school playground

On the mission you are supposed to kill all of the guards and scientists together. When they are in a group you take out silenced snipers and take them out.

Entrepooneur made me laugh way more than it should've

8:56-Doc Hudson. Clearly Blarg never saw Cars.

Every time doo pisses in a section something bad happens, it has happened 3 times so fat

Hell yeah I love the GTA content so much makes great situations😂

I liked this video because of your ad for the frog and the frog itself . Its too bad the green material isnt glow in the dark so you catch it jack'n it in the dark and do the"slow slide" out of the room ...

The bush conversation was 100% a King of the Hill ass conversation. Unless you’ve seen the show, there’s no way to describe it😂

You made a whole frog and ad just for me? I feel special now 😂🖤

Best merch ad ever, I might buy a frog just because of it 😂

Let’s go blarg. How ya doing buddy.

@sander7350

Жыл бұрын

Didnt ask

I love how blarg is just running around doing parkour for the first 6 minutes of the video

Let’s goooo another blarg gta vid ❤❤

When I laugh to much, my nipples get sensitive. I had to take off my shirt.

To uh- answer the question in the beginning from Soup, yes. Yes it is possible. Working in healthcare, you learn a thing or two you never knew possible.

That was the most censor farts in the first 30 seconds ever

Thinking to myself “Ahh a new GTA video, let’s watch it while eating lunch.” A few seconds in: Bowels & Rhino shits.

Alarm and reminder set for a Blarg Frog

That was the best merch promo i have seen yet haha

Bro's got the home depot riff as a heist theme song 🔥

I wonder what would happen if the whole world farted at once

"Do you have no friends, no relationship and no social life?" Me: "go on."

Those first few minutes were great to watch while eating…😂

we need more of this

The youtooz releases on my birthday thats pretty funny to me

Blarg very cute, like frog in soup

@getoutofherestalker2441

Жыл бұрын

Now why is a frog inside Dallas aka Soup

@John.990

Жыл бұрын

@@getoutofherestalker2441 are you suprised

that ad for your frog was amazing.

Amazing vid! this made my day :))))

Came back to say I have a frog, it's everything he said it was but it also takes over bodies

I got the notification for this video during the podcast when y'all were talking about it

the frog ad at the start was fantastic

I actually wanted to go to sleep now but i got this notification so i guess its not time to sleep yet😅

This video was great

Greatest merch plug ever😂

Thank you for blessing this world this your frog, I will name him Flarg AKA El Flargò

It's 'S' to lower a helicopter, it's 'W' to go up. on controller it's 'LT' and 'RT' respectively.

Hearing Blarg tell Doo to "just stop holding W" after that driving in the blue car was HILARIOUS

That was the best heist video yet

Love ya man

That bush getting pegged part was way too quick and smooth 💀💀

The ending is actually incredibly badass

bro blargs frog got a GYATTTT

current blarg +co playing old heists > current tryhards playing cayo perico

the meltdowns are crazy in this one

Yo, did Blarg escape the cops on foot!? 😂

Probably the best ad I've ever heard. My frog 😎

I remember the struggle in that heist

I knew this heist setup was going to cause a special kind of brain rot

Damn, this add hit different. Just a good master after this

The frog look’s cool definitely need it parents just got deported

@thunderlordabove420

Жыл бұрын

Ur name is Logan, there's no way ur parents got deported they are definitely white 😂

i’m gonna watch all 4 povs

We love more Brandon lore

I should buy the frog and strap him to the back of my motorcycle

I love that they thought bathroom attendant had a fancy name 😂

I'm totally buying that God dam frog after that pitch lol

Best ad ive seen in years

Need another heist series

"how am i going left when my wheels are going right" blarg never got lessons from doc hudson.... turn to the left go to the right bubba...

genuine question, whats the name of the song they were parodying? they made me wanna listen to it

Greatest Ad of all time

I'm actually sobbing from laughter wtfffffff

The frog giveaway ended before I knew it started 😢 I was like fuck yeah frog on may 21st at 3pm but a dif time zone and yeah kinda sad, froog looked pretty cool

that frog is adorable.

they're called restroom/bathroom attendants lol

I'm sorry but I'm honestly shocked you managed to finish this heist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0:38 when someone huffs I can feel it in my subs

Ah yes finally, more friendship destroying!

Love listening to the Goons while a live video of L.A. is played from a drone camera above an average adult in the city. Blarg is actually lost .

Honestly I liked the video because of the frog lmao

Right as I was getting depressed, this glorious man posts a vid of him and his friends being depressed 😂perfect timing

Great time for dinner

FROOOOOG

BLARG GTA CONTENT

Blarg, to answer the question you guys asked, the literal name of the career is a Bathroom Attendant. But I like the term "Entre-poo-neurs" better, Lol

Doo going yin yin....needs to be a notification tone

i dont have any those things gonna get the youtooz soon as possible

Blarg I love your video

A little late BUT HELL YEAH BROTHER

Me high...Me eating a chocolate mint protein bar...huh that was an experience.

mmmm eating cheese while listening to literal shit talk, this is the life