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“This Fly can’t see anymore, He just doesn’t know it”🎅🐻🐻🐻🐻
@hidinginside0
Ай бұрын
The fly: "Hey, who turned out the lights?"
@Kemora-viruswing45
Ай бұрын
Me: bro youre BLIND.
@Tvshenanigansofficalchannel
Ай бұрын
Fly is now called blind
@Volymbrez
Ай бұрын
bro's connection is Bluetooth now
@AlphabetLoreFan14
Ай бұрын
@@Volymbrez FR
imagine scratching ur head only for it to pop off 😭
@Sikorsky1111
Ай бұрын
the burden of super strength
@jakefromstatefarm6036
Ай бұрын
New fear unlocked:
@nielkriel7781
Ай бұрын
Wait, your head doesn't do that?
@Doomsoldier_08
Ай бұрын
@@Sikorsky1111for real
@CalamityHillMusic
Ай бұрын
Or it not be there.
"oh shit my head fell off let me put it back real quick" lookin ass fly 💀
@Wuddahellll
Ай бұрын
💀
@Mrboomstudios
Ай бұрын
💀💀
@nuh_uh952
Ай бұрын
cartoony ass logic😭
@CRBMA7
Ай бұрын
💀
@AlphabetLoreFan14
Ай бұрын
FR
"dude, being suicidal is just miserable." that one bro:
@chucksucks8640
Ай бұрын
Did it get into someone's medication by accident? A lot of those can make people suicidal so it might have the same affect on flies.
@iiCounted-op5jx
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@neverseenhamptersoup
Ай бұрын
@@iiCounted-op5jx XD
Imagine just chillin and you see this in the corner of your room 😭
@falcongamer58
Ай бұрын
You'd have good eyes
@TomatoGuy-737
Ай бұрын
You would be traumatised for the rest of the day
@Livitness
Ай бұрын
Yo bro wanna play basketball?
@JazskiBat
Ай бұрын
welp I've seen this when I was like 6 while having it in my hand, it literally traumatized me
@CORPS_EATER
Ай бұрын
Fly: what are doing in your search history??? I can't take this anymore... *decapitation*
Other fly : "Gimme a head" This fly : " *I gotchu* "
Never in my life did I think I would feel bad for a fly.
@SolarisKane
Ай бұрын
Still don't.
@UnHuman1981
Ай бұрын
@@SolarisKane you are cold dude lol
@delicioussidefx
Ай бұрын
The world wouldn’t be so special without its biodiversity
@RealQuill145
Ай бұрын
I don't feel bad for anyone usually not even people. But this made me sympathetic
@goodolbreadguy5038
Ай бұрын
One time I found a fly stuck in my sink cuz it couldn’t fly or flip itself over to walk. It made me feel sad.
We have Headless Horsemen and Horseflies, now we have Headless Horseflies.
@eatingtrash6537
Ай бұрын
at least they can't bite us anymore
Bro said:🫸🙂↔️🫷
@Blake4625kHz
Ай бұрын
😂🤣
@REDACTEDFILE
Ай бұрын
new sewerside emoji goes hard
@Mr.ButtonEyesFox
Ай бұрын
@@REDACTEDFILE Fr
@Volymbrez
Ай бұрын
😂🤣
@Soul_Alpha
Ай бұрын
Unscrewed like a lightbulb 💡
Fly pulled a headless horseman move 💀
@only1wxst
Ай бұрын
😂😂
@Zutang777
Ай бұрын
Headless Horsefly…..!?
@GREENB1LL
Ай бұрын
LOL
@DaCoolNathan
Ай бұрын
Nice joke @@Zutang777
@Gotchankofan
Ай бұрын
I read it as horseless headman
I love how the fly realized what it’s done and starts panicking
@vinny1883
Ай бұрын
"Love" ok Ed Gein
@gossamera4665
Ай бұрын
Someone should check this guy's basement and backyard.
@lulny12
Ай бұрын
@@vinny1883 why are you comparing me to a murderer???
@thelonevoid621
Ай бұрын
@@gossamera4665 what for? He just made a harmless comment, don't be so quick on jumping into conclusions. When was the last time *you* checked your basement huh?
@thelonevoid621
Ай бұрын
@@vinny1883 yt commenters when they don't get the joke:
“Whoopsie daisys, let me put my head on” ahh fly 😭🙏
truly a "this man is already dead he just doesnt know it" moment edit: this comment section doesn't make sense bro ☠️
@NikeFan420
Ай бұрын
What if you were watching a fly, but then it twisted its head off and gave you its head to go on your y'know what, what would you do?
@venuslicetrack
Ай бұрын
@@Thelifeforcesofnature🤡 ☝️
@MohammedShabib-bv7oy
Ай бұрын
@@Thelifeforcesofnature wdym by "🤡🫵"
@rightmanRoma
Ай бұрын
@@Thelifeforcesofnature why is he clown making up some excuse yeah lil bro think before you talk
@rightmanRoma
Ай бұрын
@@NikeFan420I'm sorry he called you a clown
When the people in the Disney mascot suits clock out for the day.
@yamunajolicoeur7167
Ай бұрын
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
@LeeroyDreary
Ай бұрын
you wanna see my head come off?
I once swatted a large airborne fly with a towel, and at first it seemed like I missed it, but then the fly's movements became very unusual (the flying speed wasn't constant like usual for flies). It flew out of the window, and then I saw that its head was left behind on the floor
@user-lx4fo2gp5l
Ай бұрын
That's probably traumatisijg
@shriharihudli
Ай бұрын
@@user-lx4fo2gp5lFor the fly, yes.
@GazB85
Ай бұрын
@@user-lx4fo2gp5lDefinitely, the head would have been thinking "NO! Don't go! I'm down here!".
@Mike-u2b
29 күн бұрын
Did you kiss it?
@cultistaautista
29 күн бұрын
@@Mike-u2b I think you did
Rubbing its hands like he's ready for a bon appetit
@rse4379
Ай бұрын
"Imma chow down on this, oh wait, my mouth is attached to it."
Forbidden resolution's... Dude was fed up with a bugs life.🤷🏾♂
@anony5021
Ай бұрын
Now that fly certainly feels like Einstein
@ThePoisonedReaper
Ай бұрын
LOL
@RayfordRaySiegel
Ай бұрын
You're completely backward. You used an apostrophe where it doesn't go, and you didn't use one, where it does go.
Him showing the barber what he means when he says “a little off the top”.
@shriharihudli
Ай бұрын
Reminds me of that scene from Zombieland in the supermarket.
@FlakyBrows
Ай бұрын
😂😅
bro said “I regret nothing!” postal style
@Blake4625kHz
Ай бұрын
When we call a fly a bro 😆
@ismaelkastalani4665
Ай бұрын
And fly around with a gaint paper and pencil asking other flies " would you sign my petition ?"
In chinese, theres a saying, if you call someone a headless fly, youre basically calling them an idiot. perfect.
@Angry_Lion
Ай бұрын
Seems even with a head flys are idiots
@heinrichfletcher6954
Ай бұрын
I’m curious to know the words.
@Blake4625kHz
Ай бұрын
@@heinrichfletcher6954 “headless fly”👈
@sfxxxsfxxxsfxxx
Ай бұрын
Also in turkish.
@Epic-1224
Ай бұрын
无头苍蝇
Nah bro said “I want headless” 💀 Edit: YALL ARE BLOWING UP MY IPAD
@cyberveteranyt9919
Ай бұрын
😂
@R4L7210
Ай бұрын
Fr
@D1gg3rX
Ай бұрын
Bro bypassed the unavailable purchase
@xsonohx7961
Ай бұрын
ong lol
@Sikorsky1111
Ай бұрын
If only they'd all do that
“You’d lose your head if it wasn’t screwed on right!” Looking ass fly 💀
@iiCounted-op5jx
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
I guess that’s one way to get rid of a headache…
@user-ny1rv4ib9c
Ай бұрын
Yes very true
@Blake4625kHz
Ай бұрын
@@user-ny1rv4ib9c 😆
@dcarbs2979
Ай бұрын
Maybe not. The nervous system still has connections. The 'brain' is still connected at the other end (inside the body). At least going by humans who have lost limbs, sometimes they can still 'feel' the lost limb because the sensation is in the brain, not the limb itself.
@Blake4625kHz
Ай бұрын
@@dcarbs2979 You try it first then I will believe you 😄
@Blake4625kHz
Ай бұрын
@@dcarbs2979 the head is not a limb 😄
The fact that there is no suicide hotline for flys is the reason why he twisted his head off R.I.P Bobby D:
Even insects can commit suicide “the more you know”
"This fly cant give head anymore, he just dosent know it" 🎅😺
@morganc.m1830
Ай бұрын
Why do you have to ruin it by making it s*xual?
"I'm taking off this helmet" "Oops"
Fly 1: "Dude, I bet you can't lick your elbow." Fly2: "Hold my beer."
Sorry, Mother Nature, but this seems like a serious design flaw...
Imagine having a migraine and you take your head off, allow it to pass before putting it back up
@iiCounted-op5jx
Ай бұрын
That would be amazing
imagine you're chillin and flying around and then suddenly you just take your head off
This is what happens when you let the fly rub it’s hands together too long. His evil plan couldn’t be stopped in time.
@snailsaredumb9412
Ай бұрын
Or it was stopped just in time...
“Hold on let me crack my neck” *SNAP* “Oh no”
@Anonymous_dumdum
Ай бұрын
The table Its broken
@__________________________hi52
Ай бұрын
“FUCK MY MOUTH IS GONE NOW”
@__________________________hi52
Ай бұрын
3 weeks later: *dies*
That's taking "off your head" to a different level! 🤣🤣
the fly had a choice, head twist or watch tiktok… he was brave and chose wisely
When you hear the 🐻 🐻 🐻 🐻 you know something weird or interesting about to pop up
@Sand-Walker13
Ай бұрын
Ah damn I actually saw this as a kid once.
@Nanobite939
Ай бұрын
@@Sand-Walker13 Same
Hold my beer ❌ Hold my head ✅
This fly is the head-less fly man, he just doesn't know it yet.
Bro just has a bad headache 💀💀
You forgot to mention that the chances of this actually happening is greater than you winning the lottery.
"Hey.. I can't put it back on!! SOMEONE!!! EUSKSJDDJEOKK😭😭😭" bro got a Bluetooth brain💀
Bro wanted free headless horseman 😭
That bug literally lost its mind 😂
I did a couple of Google searches no I'm a f*cking rocket scientist ahh moment.
This is what unnerves me about insects. They're more like robot. They don't have the mode of thinking to stop and assess, they just act and respond on their senses constantly
Bro really said “hold up let me change my head real quick” 😭
*Me when I saw something I wasn’t supposed to.*
this takes the phrase "no brainier" to a whole new level 😅
Bro wanted free headless 💀
@iiCounted-op5jx
Ай бұрын
💀💀
This fly is already dead, it just doesn’t know it 🎅🎅🎅🐈
"Don't get AHEAD of yoursefl" 😂
That’s the definition of “I have no mouth and I must scream.” It also has no eyes which will make evading predators much harder.
This fly is about to be looking for the worlds smallest jackolantern, it just doesn't know it yet.
This is a superpower I don't envy.
Bro has a detachable spot 💀
“Do bugs feel pain?” *bugs accidentally beheading itself.
Bros got that free headless💀💀😭😭😭
@iiCounted-op5jx
Ай бұрын
😂😂
This fly is headless, he just doesn't know it yet. 🎅🎅🎅🐻🐻🐻 BOI IT'S JUST ALCOHOL
The fact that a fly can actually do this casually shows how deadly the Chimera Ants truly were.
The scariest thing is how calm it's acting. It's as if the fly doesn't realize it's head is even missing
Nah bro doing a magic trick☠️
Nah my man really just made himself a vegetable💀🕊
@Nahimgood10
Ай бұрын
I don't understand what do you mean?
“ this fly’s brain can’t work anymore, it twisted its head and its brain still can’t work”
Fly head: "I aint got nobody...nobody" David Lee Roth
@RayfordRaySiegel
Ай бұрын
That's the best comment, here. I love Dave's cover of that song.
@RayfordRaySiegel
Ай бұрын
That's the best comment, here. I love Dave's cover of that song.
He took " Twisted all my limbs for you" to a whole new level 💀
Flies wanted play his head before his dead
The fly:meh I don’t fell like living today 😂
"the fly is dying and you're laughing, you're laughing..."
This fly is possessed. Hes an alien
We did it guys! We finally made flies realize how F**KING ANNOYING THEY ARE
“Tis nothing but a scratch!” -the black knight
When flies rub their hands together, you just know they're plotting something bad.
That fly really knows how to get ahead in life.
“This fly already has headless, he just doesn’t know it yet.”🎅🎅🎅🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
The fly be planning too much 😂
“You…your head came off bro!” “womp womp, bro.”
Bro was looking for his brain😭
@Walter-vq3vm
Ай бұрын
"Where tf it went I swear it was there a minute ago"😂
The Fly: "Oh don't worry about me.... i love to suffer."
Fly said " I have brought great dishonor" *proceeds to decapitate itself 😂
“This fly is already dead, it just doesn’t know it” 🎅🎅🦀💵
This fly want headless Horseman he just doesn’t know it yet
People with prosthetic heads when it pops off in public:
Bro really got a head its self LMAO
Fly: "I swear I'd lose my head if it weren't attached"
Bro accepted his fate💀☠
"This fly is dead, he doesn't know it yet 🎅🐱"
That fly turned into a cartoon character 💀
He fr said "twisted all my limbs for you" 💀
The fly gave head to its self 🤣
Bro the haur haur got me💀
The fly just went ‘ *I can’t afford headless so I’ll do it myself* ’
@iiCounted-op5jx
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
When you feel you've messed up your life just remember this fly
“You think we should check on Frank?” “Nah he just needs to be left alone right now. I’m sure he’s fine.” Frank:
"Aight, ima buzz off."
Lil bro was thinking too much💀
BUDDY GOT THE FRENCH HAIRCUT!! 🔔🔥 🔥
"this fly twisted its own head off! 🎅🎅🐻🐻🐻"
No one: This fly: "This thing's bugging me."
Waiting for someone to give the fly a tiny robotic jaw to see how long it can go for
Didn't this fly's mom ever yell at him "Honey be careful! Don't rub your face too hard or you'll yank your head off!" 😂😂
@IrisAndTailsOfficial
Ай бұрын
Yea since he was a larva (maggot), his mom told him not to do it once he grows up
@davidescobar5366
Ай бұрын
@@IrisAndTailsOfficial😂😂 Of course flies are larva when born. This is just a joke. Not like they can talk to each other either 😂😂