Check out my second channel with more videos like this! kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqOnxNd-Za_cebQ.html

@Fuad_

2 жыл бұрын

Please,upload more often on your second channel

@zokhrozzWoomzy

2 жыл бұрын

No

@heyimlithuanian1003

2 жыл бұрын

@@zokhrozzWoomzy you monster

@zokhrozzWoomzy

2 жыл бұрын

@@heyimlithuanian1003 why?

@antonrblx

2 жыл бұрын

Gamer pro video

He’s like half a step away from human trafficking.

@JohnnoNonno

3 жыл бұрын

He probably supports it for his stupid videos

@Brndn_-xj4ig

3 жыл бұрын

Nah more like a millimeter away from human trafficking

@dometheonlyone8936

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Thailand

@ranaoblivious2122

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's micrometer...

@alfiegordon9013

3 жыл бұрын

Like a Planck away

Did he just literally say, that he feels like a king surrounded by slaves?

@csar07.

3 жыл бұрын

Ik like wtf is this video

@legomannyful

3 жыл бұрын

you got david bondoood

@talloncusack

3 жыл бұрын

And that it's a great feeling 😬

@hen_0529

3 жыл бұрын

and the guy he told he was gonna stay longer almost cried, sure thing lol

@drsmooth8058

3 жыл бұрын

No he didn't oh wait yes he did, he did say that

Dude is a predator. The reason he struggles with picking up women in richer countries is because all he has to offer is a little bit of money, but he's a threat not a protector.

@MrHotjag

10 ай бұрын

The dude has some social mental illness. This guy trying to get people that don't know english and Western culture just like some serial killers that only target children because of their innocence and inability to raise expectations.

@curlyfries2956

10 ай бұрын

Poor= predator

@Torbintime

10 ай бұрын

@@curlyfries2956 acting like some anti social autistic weirdo = predator

@maddoxtolliver

10 ай бұрын

*i'm **_#CURIOUS_**_._** who exactly is **_#ALLOWED_** to date these women then??*

@freshrockpapa-e7799

10 ай бұрын

@@maddoxtolliver people that those women would actually like if they shared a language

No, this guy is inherently predatory. Anyone who says “I feel like a king with all the slaves around me” and gloats about the other people experiencing desperation to his benefit, that’s sociopathic.

@EEEEEEEE

2 ай бұрын

E‎ ‎

@andreasabatini9070

2 ай бұрын

EEEEE@@EEEEEEEE

@user-lovesyou

17 күн бұрын

E

@AveenFernando

16 күн бұрын

14:59

@rageatm4life

15 күн бұрын

The tinder reporting was predatory af everything after is just a bonus

how to pick up a girl: 1. Approach her with a camera 2. Mention you have more freinds than her 3. Point out her insecurities 4. racism

@lochitha5921

3 жыл бұрын

@Muscc no recardo milos is my BF

@elliothenriksson7353

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much, this helped alot! Edit: ....it didnt work, i think its something wrong woth the girl...right?

@jg1019

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliothenriksson7353 of course! you should insult her, remember to swear, and don't be afraid to throw some racial slurs in the mix. Just be yourself.

@elliothenriksson7353

3 жыл бұрын

@@jg1019 oh ok thanks, ill try that next time😁

@Alehyn666

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliothenriksson7353It does work, u gotta be a little bit rude tho

I think that this is the quickest i have gone from not knowing someone, to deeply hating them.

@Snarl_Marx

3 жыл бұрын

Right? It's gotta be a record.

@spongmongler6760

3 жыл бұрын

you've been missing out

@streetpeter3210

3 жыл бұрын

And wanting them to be locked in a Thai prison

@fyy5998

3 жыл бұрын

IKR, I was like who tf is this and 3 seconds later I think of him as a rat

@derkanal1908

3 жыл бұрын

I don't even hate him I'm just deeply disgusted by him...

"Anytime I meet a girl and I really don't wanna deal with other guys hitting her up I just ban her" This guy is fucking nuts.

@GoldKingsMan

2 ай бұрын

I read this soon as the line came up on video lol.

@notusingmyname2634

Ай бұрын

guy legitimately got 3 phones just to do that

@sentienttoaster6961

20 күн бұрын

if i didnt see the rest of his stuff i would think it was satire, its actually wild

@roycebracket

16 күн бұрын

'I'm such a terrible person I know I'm worse than literally anyone else in the dating scene so I need to remove every other option'

I am from one of the "sex destination" countries. One day I got approached by a guy just asking innocent questions like "what's this building?". I thought he's just being clueless dude, but then he started asking if I am living alone. It clicked in my head. I told him that he is being a creep, and if he continues - I am calling the police. The creep tried to play it as a joke and started giving compliment on how smart and interesting person I am. I just ignored him and walked away from him. What a piece of sh*it. And you know what? Other girls unfortunately fall for that.

@GespenstDesKommunismus

9 ай бұрын

Did he appear to have a camera on his head 🤔

@dk7233

9 ай бұрын

💀💀

@user-co8uf1mj6c

4 ай бұрын

All of that because he was ugly? If he was a chad you would lick it

@lynnferry291

4 ай бұрын

@aaclovern9804 Good for you!

@kasiabasa587

4 ай бұрын

which country are you from, may I ask?

David Bond would make an excellent mascot for a pepper spray company.

@Hi-jb8gw

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@froggo7215

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard

@abootz5188

2 жыл бұрын

No he would be the perfect test subject in the ad

@rust-y-psycho

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf yes

@TCAPChrisHandsome

2 жыл бұрын

Or Sam Pepper, it's already in his name

She looks so uncomfortable, thats a pretty awful thing to happen to anyone.

@matthewfree7963

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Iunno how they did this video shit is way 2 awkward bro I fucking cringe

@yurk0634

3 жыл бұрын

@Mab Same bro!

@edwardjohnson1660

3 жыл бұрын

Which one? O wait, all of them.

@francesfarmer3874

3 жыл бұрын

every woman he interacted with looked uncomfortable

@jimbotron8552

3 жыл бұрын

simp

“Are you here alone?” Serial killer vibes.

He obviously has no interest whatsoever in having a lasting personal connection with any woman. He is a sociopath and a predator.

@STEVENmoreno-lj1ff

Ай бұрын

really a predator? so if a women waste my time and money on a date does that make her a predator?

@meow-sr2bl

Ай бұрын

Men like him dont see women as human beings

@yeahitsmesofkinwhat

17 күн бұрын

@@STEVENmoreno-lj1ff That depends. Did she go on the date with you and she doesn't feel a connection? No. If she's looking for a free meal and rushes you in public, tells you how hot you are, makes it a requirement to go get some food right there and then, tells you you have to pay, gets her food, and then leaves without another word. YES. What's is like needing to wear a life vest when your mother bathes you?

@lennaymaboyyy4848

16 күн бұрын

@@STEVENmoreno-lj1ffincel

@STEVENmoreno-lj1ff

16 күн бұрын

@@yeahitsmesofkinwhat did you go to school?

he's just jealous cause his boyfriends not a big black chocolate man.

@warningstr1261

3 жыл бұрын

Wait are they gay?

@jamesreagan8175

3 жыл бұрын

*vauge grunting noises*

@warningstr1261

3 жыл бұрын

@Nicholas Jordan oh ithough i did a thing and that other guy was lovers

@dometheonlyone8936

3 жыл бұрын

@@warningstr1261 it's always has been ***bang***

@warningstr1261

3 жыл бұрын

@@dometheonlyone8936 wow okay ,had my sus about them

this dude’s videos feel less like “how to pick up women” tutorials and more like “how to kidnap women” tutorials

@diegolazo4974

3 жыл бұрын

Straight up 😂

@CristalianaIvor

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if you take "pick up" literally

@dh4913

3 жыл бұрын

Step 1, buy a white van

@dr.deadpool

3 жыл бұрын

@@dh4913 Step 2, Scout the area

@davyddocarmocabral2989

3 жыл бұрын

Don't give me ideas

Going up to a woman w a camera and asking if she’s alone is so fucked up

@banelemkhabela3229

10 ай бұрын

I agree

“Big man chocolate man” caught me so off guard 💀

It makes me cringe how touchy he gets with complete strangers. His parents obviously never taught him about personal space and boundaries. What a creep

@sublicenseable

3 жыл бұрын

His parents taught him zero.

@siggitiggi

3 жыл бұрын

Try that someplace like here and you'd get decked fairly quickly.

@willt2886

3 жыл бұрын

It works lol

@willt2886

3 жыл бұрын

@@siggitiggi know ur surroundings

@Takkiebos

3 жыл бұрын

It's predatory behaviour to overwhelm people in a vulnerable position. Yes it "works", in a similar way that gaslighting "works"...

This guy isn’t a pickup Artist he’s just straight harassing women and claiming his smooth

@commonhousehuman

3 жыл бұрын

yeah no one should just go up to somone and start touching them

@korviscapetrova5269

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@coltenasbury9249

3 жыл бұрын

So you mean a pick up artist?

@EvaLasta

3 жыл бұрын

And hes a racist 6:12

@sonnietam5173

3 жыл бұрын

No shit lol

Unfortunately its not just this guy. Its a well known fact that men go to these countries specifically for these sorts of things. My ex is from a developing country. I met him in Canada. When his brother had been in Canada for over a decade and had no luck with the ladies here, he just popped back to his country for a month and picked up a wife. One that he had never met before. Apparently it was 'love.' The truth is that these women would do anything to get out of poverty, and living with or sleeping some creep isn't even the lowest thing out there. Men know this and take advantage of it. Its very sad for the women who end up with chauvinist men who only value them for the sex and cooking they provide.

@shamefuldisplay9692

10 ай бұрын

I understand he is underhanded, grimy and pushy. But are you just going to pretend like these women don't do it for cold hard cash? Like gold digging is somehow not predatory, shallow, or in the womans favour (at least here in the USA). What this guy is doing is wrong, but I'm feeling sick seeing everyone just pretend like some of these women aren't just chasing money in the same way those men chase companionship.

@geometerfpv2804

10 ай бұрын

​@@shamefuldisplay9692Yeah...it's pretty patronizing to act like the "helpless women" just don't know any better. They know exactly what they are doing...they are adults. If you really respect them so much, then you need to allow them to shoulder some responsibility for their decisions. They aren't little brain-washable robots...what, do you think foreigners are all incredibly stupid? 🙄

@DomiaAbrWyrda

10 ай бұрын

​@shamefuldisplay9692 true, also there are cases of mail order brides getting a divorce after getting their us citizenship from the marriage

@TheRens1

10 ай бұрын

@@shamefuldisplay9692it’s two people exploiting eachother expect ones rich and doing it for pleasure and the other ones doing it because they live in 3rd world country

@ignotumperignotius630

7 ай бұрын

wait sex... AND COOKING?

6:11 the term cringe gets thrown around a lot but this line literally made me physically recoil in horror

@didiermontagnier6114

Ай бұрын

dude is a racist. Probably got his lunch money taken by some black kids 😂

That Nikki girl said “I hate you” and he raced to rephrase it for her lmfao I bet this dude pays every woman who is on camera for him.

@speedydai8929

3 жыл бұрын

Every Women who knows she's on camera

@CheshieD

3 жыл бұрын

@@speedydai8929 I bet over half of them don’t know he films them fucking, nasty.

@speedydai8929

3 жыл бұрын

@@CheshieD Totally agree, disgusting. I wouldn't be surprised if post videos of them have sex on pornophraphic websites without thier permission, for him to make more money.

@oompaviiie4448

3 жыл бұрын

Plus he’s the ugliest dude I’ve ever seen

@speedydai8929

3 жыл бұрын

@@oompaviiie4448 Double Arches Hairline

The Hinge ban "trick" is fucking disgusting. Not only to DO it, but then to not be ashamed to SHARE it... This guy hits women, I guarantee it.

@peepeepoopooman1953

3 жыл бұрын

Word

@loaf5166

3 жыл бұрын

Word

@zebracake2246

3 жыл бұрын

Word

@gemma7438

3 жыл бұрын

Word

@struanpeat5116

3 жыл бұрын

If any guy EVER used this trick, then let it slip, or she puts the clues together (by seeing a video like this one) that's it, relationship over

The reason why he’s in Thailand and not back in America is that he has multiple sexual assault charges against him and he’s on ever sex offenders registry across the country

@notchpoodles5864

Ай бұрын

I️ hope that’s true OMG. Like that’s what he fuccing deserves, mate. Wait actually which country? Did America actually do something right?

@alexuvarov7441

Ай бұрын

yea thats a lie

@converserook7655

18 күн бұрын

proof?

@timme4845

12 күн бұрын

Hes wanted by fbi​@@converserook7655

My only advice is don't be afraid to be a brother. A couple years ago working inventory at some store in a local mall. The store went fast and we were coming out just before the mall closed, this young woman came jogging up just pleased as punch to see her "brother." I spotted some old guy a little ways off looking like a grumpy testicle so I did the only rational thing. "Sis! What are you doing out so late!?" *break to wave to some coworkers* "hey, come meet my sister! We were going to grab a late dinner, wanna come along? Where'd you park, and yo, you want us to call the cops or anything? Seriously, let's get you the hell out of here.." Granted I can't say it's always the best move, but I guess she figured the guy in the maroon polo and leaning on a stick from too much time spent kneeling and counting jeans was a better bet than Wilford Brimley's left ball.

@ulalaFrugilega

2 ай бұрын

You still see her, I hope!

@gudshjrehand3739

11 күн бұрын

wow ur such a hero

he sounds like an 1800s colonialist with his sense of superiority

@scottessery100

3 жыл бұрын

and racism and white misogamist supremacy

@spongmongler6760

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottessery100 you need a second there?

@liamday5963

3 жыл бұрын

have you ever herd of the ottoman empire good sir

@Rathbone_fan_account

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottessery100 Settle down buddy, just tell us where you've been touched.

@bernardogarza4358

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes I too remember how all colonialists were in the 1800s Good times 😎😎🥶

it feels weird not seeing the leather apron with the classic crocs

@BlitheDream

3 жыл бұрын

+ arseless jeans

@rickygreen1756

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlitheDream yeaa hahahaha

@rickygreen1756

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody makes mistakes mate. I mean looking at videos doesn't need such protection. The arseless jeans are just for using the forge.

@user-zh4vo1kw1z

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlitheDream cant say that for sure...

@misterlime2.030

3 жыл бұрын

And he has a face...like wut the fuk?!!

"I love sex, and definitely get heaps of sex" it was definitely sarcastic but... Now it hits differently after watching the cold ones interview and hearing he's ace. Lmao. Now it's sarcastic _AND_ ironic

While it's super concerning that there are guys out there like this David fellow, it's also a breath of relief to have decent guys like Alex and Alexa as counter-balance.

@sciencecompliance235

10 ай бұрын

It's no counterbalance if guys like David are threatening women, and, as bad as David is, there are guys even worse that will kidnap, rape, and even kill women. Some good guys who make fun of these asshats is all well and good, but it's not enough.

@susannehuber3996

5 ай бұрын

Unfortunately he will traumatize hundreds of girls. So it’s overall bad for us women.

@B0K1T0

4 ай бұрын

They solely made this video to distract us from their own evil plans though.

“Yeah your really fat, it’s disgusting let me see, (squeezes woman stomach) and starts going BING BING BING BING” the fact he said this so calmly like it was a normal thing to do was worrying.

@ruthier9033

3 жыл бұрын

Why KZread doesn't ban te channel is worrying. I know there are lots of freaks out there but this could be illegal pornography in some cases.

@francesfarmer3874

3 жыл бұрын

+Quill exacly this happened around me so many times and i always thought that i was the only one thinking that its weird because no one ever said something about it

@ginokrol

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearwheat probably not just the hugs that was missing

@murty4529

3 жыл бұрын

Bing bing bing

@scottessery100

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruthier9033 money... just check how much revenue his channels generates

This guy is terrifying. What a manipulative pos.

@jamiejames4617

3 жыл бұрын

Yea pretty big poes

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZreadr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear far

@jeremygamer48c13

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku no u

@beaneater6923

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku let me get this straight: you posted something comepletely IRRELEVANT to THIS COMMENT? considering that i do not give a goddamn fuck, i am still writing this comment

@damanisouza859

3 жыл бұрын

@@beaneater6923 it's not irrelevant mate he's making a joke

This must be the greatest VPN ad ever. Who cares about hackers when David Bond is a real and genuine threat

"Theres all these slaves around me" COLONISER BEHAVIOR

If he wasn't rich, he would definitely be writing all this stuff on reddit and imagining picking up girls in his head.

@jenjerx

3 жыл бұрын

A basic incell, nice guy...with sociopathic tendencies!

@savage5764

3 жыл бұрын

He is in Thailand an American can go there saving a year salary and live off it for 5-10 years

@SoulDelSol

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenjerx nothing nice about him

@TheLonelyBrit

3 жыл бұрын

@@SoulDelSol Just because someone's a Nice guy, doesn't mean they're a nice person. They see themselves as the "Nice Guy" in a man-woman dynamic where they feel that them being nice to women means they deserve to get in a relationship or have sex with them. When told no, 99.99% of the time they reply with venom & will insult & degrade them as a way to lash out.

@mateuszzimon8216

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLonelyBrit He is basic Nice Guy™, in same line as Eliot Rodgers....

"Oh yeah I'm a pickup artist" *Harasses girls on the daily*

@electron8262

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought it was 'pickup' as in pickup lines. Would make more sense for an artist.

@markhaus

3 жыл бұрын

So he’s being honest for once

@diegobrando6111

3 жыл бұрын

We kind of the same

@augustbuskwehner4922

3 жыл бұрын

and a little bit of racism springled on top

@ChaosBW

3 жыл бұрын

That's the difference between a virgin and a person who has sex. People who have sex talk to girls. People who don't have sex are afraid of "harassment" claims. Don't be an incel.

idk why but watching these two is so entertaining like it just feels like im in a discord call with my friends laughing at the most bizarre shit

@soejrd24978

7 ай бұрын

where do you find these friends?

@yr0

Ай бұрын

Parasocial

This is actually painful to watch

if a guy kept touching me and asked if i was there alone i would be extremely terrified.

@hairypotato8469

3 жыл бұрын

I know, I would start walking away and if needed go up to a random girl and act like I know her in hopes she would pick up on what I’m doing

@bradonlastname4494

3 жыл бұрын

With the mentality he has I wouldn't be surprised in 2 years he's arrested for murdering several women

@IudiciumInfernalum

3 жыл бұрын

@@hairypotato8469 You should probably just carry a firearm to be honest.

@JackHGUK

3 жыл бұрын

@@IudiciumInfernalum guns are the answer to every situation for yanks?

@MikeStavola

3 жыл бұрын

Asked my roommate what she'd do if this dude tried chatting her up like this and touched her, and she said she'd just straight up stab him. That's probably why he goes to third world countries.

'How to sexually harass people without getting arrested' by David Bond

@VeryTastySoup87

3 жыл бұрын

Anime!

@spongebobsquarepants8403

3 жыл бұрын

Run very fast

It is wild that this 3year old video is suddenly being shown to me even though I’ve been watching this channel and his other one for years. The KZread algorithm is wild

After my mom left my dad(insane pos). In the course of ten years he went to the Philippines and Thailand, picked up 3 different woman and brought them back to America to have families. These women were all in their 20’s while he’s around 50. They weren’t educated and my dad would rather fake a leg injury for 10 years than get a job. My grandpa spent the last 10 years of his life patching up all the mistakes my dad made. I have 3 step sisters I’ve never met. All of the women he brought home were dishoned and stuck in America with no place to go. I was there when my first step mom from the Philippines broke down and never wanted to see his face again. She was begging her family to accept her again. And I’ve never seen any of them since.

@nannettefreeman7331

Жыл бұрын

Sorry your dad's like that. My mother was a lying, thieving, manipulative exploiter of any & everyone who had the misfortune of encountering her, going particularly hard on family members. She stood over her own mother on the day the poor woman died, demanding she sign checks so she could continue to take from her even after she was dead. She used 4 of those checks posthumously. She never did anything that didn't directly benefit her. Thank God she abandoned me at the hospital where I was born, & I was raised by her parents, so I didn't grow up thinking her behavior was normal! She recently died, so the world's a slightly safer place for decent human beings (if only we could purge this Bondo creep too). She never apologized for any of her horrible behavior. She felt no need to redeem herself in anyone's eyes. She just didn't care. I'm fairly convinced she was a sociopath. She died alone, no loved ones at her bedside, only hospital staff pumping her full of morphine, which she always preferred over loved ones anyhow, so good for her! So I know how you feel. It's strangely embarrassing to have a parent like that, even when you have some distance between you & them. It's been particularly weird in the wake of her death (no pun intended). People keep saying, "Sorry to hear about your mom," & my first instinct is to say, "Don't be;" but unless they knew her, that just makes me sound like a cold-hearted bitch. So I just say "thanks" & keep it moving. For those who DID know her, well, first off, they don't offer condolences, but when they ask how I'm doing, I simply say, "I'm not sad about her death. I'm sad about her life." ✌🏼

@Omar-kl3xp

10 ай бұрын

The issue is why women from Thailand and Philippines would literally do anything for money from a white men ?they need to teach those women to avoid guys like this and the government should ban tourists like these.

I love the fact he went and bought about 100 condoms for like 5 second joke.

@paris2777

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t, he already had them all

@bring6not12

3 жыл бұрын

@keve nice profile pic bro

@koraptd6085

3 жыл бұрын

He buys one everytime a girl rejects to have Zegz with him

@jebbthecow184

3 жыл бұрын

They aren’t just for the joke.

@perfectlynormalhuman5473

3 жыл бұрын

@@SnickersEatsCookies nice bait

"Is your Boyfriend big, black chocolate man? -Sun Tzu, The art of War

@MangezDesPommes

3 жыл бұрын

"Corrupt enemy Generals with big, black chocolate mans" -Sun Tzu, The art of War An interesting read

@Freudes_06

3 жыл бұрын

"huuu huu huuuu huuu huuu" -Big Black Sun Tzu, art of war

@MasterOfTwisted

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have a Boyfriend? -Sun Tzu, The art of War

@Tommy1marg

3 жыл бұрын

"got'em again" - Sun Zi

@EvaLasta

3 жыл бұрын

He wants to make sure she didnt get a BBC before he goes in

Im genuinely thankful that you guys have done this video so I can watch and like be appalled by this guy without giving him my direct KZread interaction

i absolutely lost it when he went "is your boyfriend a big black chocolate man" and started making noises

This dude makes me SO UNCOMFORTABLE. He's doing literally everything women are warned against. It's so incredibly creepy.

@sempervelox

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@Mr371312

3 жыл бұрын

Watching this second-hand basically is so uncomfortable, imagine actually being there 😖

@franchescaslife6736

3 жыл бұрын

SERIOUSLY.

@-silly

3 жыл бұрын

i feel relieved that its not only me whos feeling incredibly uncomfortable

@UniqueliAnimationsSN

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah hes that type of dude who thinks* hes hot sht but is just an absolute creep 🤢🤮

Idea: If he’s okay with spam reporting, then should we be fine with mass reporting him....

@Idunno1707

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds good to me.

@gmark007isGianmarcoMaioli

3 жыл бұрын

Done it 👍🏻

@scottferguson4372

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, I don't want to deal with any other pick up artists harassing the women *I* want to harass, how else will I get my *restraining order high score!*

@netherstarbuild

3 жыл бұрын

i reported him

@pauln07

3 жыл бұрын

Someone post this shit to reddit

"Are you here alone?" I was literally raised to run away from the situation, if someone said that to me I'd be gone so fast

This is the only video you've put up that I can't finish. It hurts

There wasn’t a moment I didn’t want to throw a brick at this guy

@aarontheperson6867

3 жыл бұрын

what a good way to describe it

@palashverma3470

3 жыл бұрын

Just one?

@asaph5140

3 жыл бұрын

@@palashverma3470 exactly

@jackreid2664

3 жыл бұрын

@@aarontheperson6867 so elegantly blunt. Well written.

@markhaus

3 жыл бұрын

I think the phrase “throw a brick” deserves a come back

Ok, I'm buying two phones and reporting his KZread channel ASAP. This guy will interact with MY comments only.

@dab4857

3 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious I love it.

@normanjeans2798

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOO THIS COMMENT TOOK ME OUT

@PANDEAD2

3 жыл бұрын

Can't someone tweet that vid of him explaining how to break the tinder tos get his tinder account banned?

@ugluis8

3 жыл бұрын

Funny man I was laughing at this

@SM-xd2xv

3 жыл бұрын

@@normanjeans2798 the comment must have had an impressive day game 🤪

6:27 is aleksa giving alex the eyes to stop bc if so its absolutely SENDING ME

"I'll ban every other guy so she only has me!" ... like textbook narcissism xDDD!! omgggg!

it’s the way that youtube is just letting this shit stay up meanwhile it’s literally sexual harassment and even sexual assault in some (most) of the videos💀💀

@rayanpapayashayan38

3 жыл бұрын

KZread only cares about keeping advertisers.

@enbyriot9088

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayanpapayashayan38 couldn’t have said it better.

@furiouspizza699

3 жыл бұрын

@@rachmae4180 yeah I got copy righted striked on a song that isn’t even copyrighted

@tweakfinals173

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I found that out when I noticed these "animal rescue" channels posting these videos of them "rescuing" the animals but they are the ones that put them there. KZread literally ignores the reports those videos/channels are getting

@illestvillain1971

3 жыл бұрын

They took down PewDiePie's cocomelon distrack. And let this filth remain

I have never dated a woman. My toenails are 6 feet long and I have been starving all my live for I don't know how to put a burger inside a microwave.

@AdamSmith-qu5bv

3 жыл бұрын

hero

@WiewiurTV

3 жыл бұрын

Keep it up soldier.

@474yx

3 жыл бұрын

The boys know your pain. Don’t worry, order 66 will be executed

@maxwelljames9151

3 жыл бұрын

You must not be a “big black chocolate man”

@Santisima_Trinidad

3 жыл бұрын

I can't even come up with a sarcastic reply to this. That's one hell of an achievement.

This is like if the D.E.N.N.I.S. system episode of it's always sunny was made into a non-satirical horror movie.

When I was younger I was told that the left handed handshake is made with the hand nearest to the heart and is offered as a token of friendship and trust, and in some cultures you would see shaking with your right hand as you put-down your spear to shake So they would put-down their shield which would be in their left hand showing that they trusted you.

The fact that bond man has comments turned off isn't suspicious at all...

@NectarineSoup

3 жыл бұрын

He's psychopath material, right there. He wants everyone to see him but he doesn't want any feedback.

@gopherwizard

3 жыл бұрын

@Bly Sandow why would you not main tachanka

It's no wonder he travels a lot. People would probably start avoiding him if he stuck around too long.

@crunchybeans1511

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you papa

@stresseddictator1849

2 жыл бұрын

Or get arrested

@hedgehog3180

2 жыл бұрын

@@stresseddictator1849 There is apparently a warrant for him in Indonesia.

Hey, really good on you calling this out. Thanks man.

This is gold! Do more!!!

how to pick up women: step 1. Disrespect Women step 2. ???? step 3 profit

@01imh

3 жыл бұрын

I’m almost there, just go through with the ????

@wahuigi6843

3 жыл бұрын

@@01imh show them your yugi-oh card collection

@constantinethecataphract5949

3 жыл бұрын

Unironicly that works . When you ooze confidence and dont give a fuck ( whitch is what disrespect does) it makes them drib

@beppson9201

3 жыл бұрын

@@wahuigi6843 that works

@Zer0_was_taken_

3 жыл бұрын

2: harass them

“he’s not left handed, he’s just insane” put that on a shirt

@foxxiangel6384

3 жыл бұрын

i read this as it was said and it scared me

@najibothman2607

3 жыл бұрын

This gave me a nice chuckle. Thank you.

@sempervelox

3 жыл бұрын

I would buy that.

@juice9978

3 жыл бұрын

@@najibothman2607 im happy to hear that : )

@qwertyasdf4081

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, can i copy this? I might get one of those “choose your design” shirts with this on it. It’s genius (and this is coming from a very left hand dominant person)

This is what I really hate about foreigners going into other countries feeling invincible and omnipotent. Here in the Philippines, whenever there’s an American (or generally a white guy), people start flocking around them, treating them with extreme hospitality and kindness in hopes of getting something in return (usually $$$), and once the American knows what’s up, they feel buttered up, ride on a flattery high, and feel superior. For example, usually whenever you are in a fast-food chain (or whatever establishment that offers services), the customer service is shit; people look like they haven’t got their morning coffee and are moody as hell, but when an American steps in, BOOM! instant improvement of service for THAT SPECIFIC PERSON ONLY. I’ve even seen the store manager of a diner step in and become the American's personal butler. For my countrymen, or basically all the people living in third-world countries; there’s a fine line between genuine hospitality and pretentious, arrogant obedience. If you’re being kind and overly obedient to a foreigner just to receive some kind of payment after that, you’re scum. You’re willing to sell a part or your whole dignity at prices so low they can just get you by for a day. What’s worse is that you get some sort of pretentious superiority just because you’re affiliated with or have served a foreigner. Just because they have the currency advantage, doesn’t mean you have to ride their dicks and feel blissful about it. Whatever point you are at in life, never sell your dignity for money. For the foreigners who exploit this culture not just in my country but in all the third-world countries out there, get out of our land. How does it feel to be a bottom-feeder? How does it feel to exploit people’s financial states for your dicks to be burrowed in deeply? You even dare to act righteous when you’re trying to justify your deeds as being "perfectly fine." Just because you’re white, having euros and/or dollars in your pockets, and can speak English, doesn’t mean you have total dominion over us. There’s nothing really impressive about getting people to follow you for your money and feeling some sort of acceptance over it. In fact, people who know what’s up will look at you with a sense of pity and disgust. You’re just a miserable human being who’s trying to look less miserable by toying with even more miserable people. You are a foreign cancer in our society. TL/DR: Third-world people who are willing to make a fool out of themselves for foreign money are scum. Bottom-feeding foreigners need to look at their pathetic lives before fucking another third-world person.

@habichnicht8845

Жыл бұрын

you are not entirely wrong but currency advantage is a bit missleading we have (at least for europe) products only we make and thats why our currency is so valuable for example the device you commenting this video its chances 100% prduced by tsmc ( the chips who make it run at least) and the machines who are used by tsmc to make these chips are from europe (namely the lithographic lenses and laser handelung stuff ) so if you say currency advantage you are not by much better than david bond because you only act upon what u see and what you value ( and now dont come with coloialism the toxic facilletys next to where i live are not helping anyone living near by with the stuff that they spill out exept the products so yes he is maybe bad but your arrogance to thechnological adcheavements and the price those who facillitate them is at least insulting)

@darcyroyce

11 ай бұрын

exactly.

@jesussawthat4613

11 ай бұрын

Maybe thats why filipinos are known for their hospitality that it becomes almost an integral part of the slogan for tourism

@kirby5780

11 ай бұрын

@@habichnicht8845 I don't care about any of that, quite frankly. I dont care how Euros are the way they are now because that’s not my point. My point is that some Filipinos would do almost anything to get paid in a currency more valuable than ours (PHP) because it's a common misconception here. If you get paid in dollars (or any currency higher than PHP), you're automatically considered rich. Having a strong currency in your pocket as a Filipino is seen as an “advantage” Expounding further: Foreign currency here, I'm afraid, is severely, SEVERELY overestimated for most people in the Philippines. Let's take, for example, the Euro, which is equivalent to ₱60 here. Wise people see it not as €1 but as ₱60, and they know that they should spend it wisely because that's usually enough to get a person from point A to C, along with many other perks such as food, water, etc. They might also hold onto it for a bit longer for emergency purposes. However, for people who overestimate the value of a currency, that Euro is spent right away on anything but their necessities because they feel rich just from the amount of Pesos they received. A more concrete example is when something is too expensive here in the Philippines. A common phrase Filipinos would say is "dolyares na ata ang presyo nito!" (translation: the price of this thing is already in dollars). It usually means that only foreigners with strong currencies could afford those items because, for Filipinos, $4 doesn't mean much to foreigners. See how much power foreign currencies have in our culture? Filipinos can't help but see dollars and any other strong currencies as gold bars because the exchange rate is so high that they can't help but feel rich because of the amount of Pesos they're receiving, and there’s actually a good reason for that-poverty. The cost of living here is relatively cheaper compared to the rest of more established countries, yet the minimum wage here is abysmal, sometimes even less. In America, the minimum wage is $7.25 per hour (may vary from state to state idk). It means that in a 9-5 job, they get $58 per day. Now compare it to the minimum wage of the Philippines. ₱600 per day for any non-agricultural workers. Now, if we calculate the difference between the wages: $58 • 55($1 is ₱55) = ₱3,190 per day (9-5) 3,190 - 600 = 2,590 THAT’S AN 81% DIFFERENCE! That’s why even if the living expenses are cheap, it’s still not enough to support a household with food, water, electricity, etc. That’s why for most Filipinos, getting paid in strong currencies MEAN THE WORLD TO THEM, and they would do ANYTHING just to get their hands on them. Anything. May it be a noble job or an immoral one. Any. Thing. That’s why some rich people here have dollars, euros, rials, dinars, etc., inside their wallets to represent their wealth, their “advantage” to the majority of the population here. i didn’t mean to insult anyone other than those types of people i mentioned in my comment, and i’m sorry for any misleading terms, but I’m merely stating the reality of my country, and any other 3rd world countries as well.

@kirby5780

11 ай бұрын

@@jesussawthat4613 Oh Filipinos are hospitable. It came from our ancestors even before the Spaniards settled in. Their lands were once centers of trade and commerce amongst the Chinese, Japanese, Indians, Polynesians, etc. Naturally, our ancestors grew fond with visitors, and this trait has been passed down from generation to generation even after Spain’s 300-year rule ended. There are just some people here who take advantage of this trait for their own benefit.

I read the comments but didn't think I'd actually get uncomfortable but maaaaan, I wasn't ready for that level of creep

My first born shall be named Tchames Dabondu

@MrBukkakebandit

3 жыл бұрын

And tomato as a middle name

@avibank

3 жыл бұрын

Nice try we all know it's Nikola

@brodysanders5647

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT WHY ARE YOU HERE

@prcvl

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBukkakebandit his second son shall be named tomato unloved

@Kareem_Benjamn.

3 жыл бұрын

You said it and we will remember that you did....we will be looking forward to this

I'm still traumatized by the sentence "Is your boyfriend a big chocolate man"

@mrman7428

2 жыл бұрын

I know.

@apidas

2 жыл бұрын

how f*cking racist

@abootz5188

2 жыл бұрын

@@apidas you calling me racist? or the guy in the video

@mikeguy1899

2 жыл бұрын

@@abootz5188 how could you be racist, you're black peter

@joshualamm3621

2 жыл бұрын

Here in the afro-american community, it is common for the not afro-americans to say that we're big chocolate men because we're brown and sweet. The video guy is racist.

I was having a bad day and this made me feel much better about myself so thank you.

Guys, I had so much fun watching this! I thought I had bad game... Sheesh! 😂 Thank you for this

The first girl seemed so uncomfortable, I mean telling her that he has friends all around and then asking her if she’s alone is really creepy :/

@battlefront1524

3 жыл бұрын

my man bond is a playa

@alianaacosta1597

3 жыл бұрын

@@battlefront1524 or a creep

@kibathelilboy3946

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I got scared on her behalf tbh. I felt so bad just watching her reactions :C

@incog0956

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause every couple seconds because I felt too weirded out to watch in full

@caila5854

3 жыл бұрын

it made me so anxious to watch him do that

I would cry too if I found out this guy was extending his stay.

@hollybeaudry1713

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahaha! literally lol

@jaybali1742

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@miguelangelowong6786

2 жыл бұрын

Race him in IST

@nchan602

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@piterpunx

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha

"Is your boyfriend a big black chocolate man" Excuse me, what?

It’s very comforting to see other people have morals like I do! Truly astounding

That tinder “trick” reminds me of the one scene in Always Sunny where Dennis dates women on a boat so they have nowhere else to go

@analogische

3 жыл бұрын

the implication

@flamecharge8019

3 жыл бұрын

Best way to describe it

@LoganRR

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, nothing would actually happen to them if they were to match with someone else on tinder. But they won’t. Because of the implication.

@user-wh8qx1xi3k

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly a lot of what this guy does reminds me of Dennis...

@oufannamedbrandon6715

3 жыл бұрын

😂

If someone asks if you're alone, never say yes. Even if you're actually alone, dont say yes, you should lie that you have friends or family expecting you somewhere and then leave.

@Santisima_Trinidad

3 жыл бұрын

Or just say "legally, yes". Makes you sound insane, and people are intimidated by insanity. Course, that only works if you can pull of a convincing level of insanity, so your one is probably better.

@notfairPho

3 жыл бұрын

@@Santisima_Trinidad I don't think that'll phase David Bondo

@onlyfarelox

3 жыл бұрын

@@notfairPho OH YOU'RE CRAZY? ME TOO!!!!

@user-jn7rz9ew2l

3 жыл бұрын

@@onlyfarelox and my friends tooo!

Bro all of his vids are so random but also so good

I can't believe I'm just now seeing this please do more mate🤣🤣

I'm Physically cringed that someone can act like that mate.

@santiagocortez9554

3 жыл бұрын

Same he's so disgusting

@madsnoop7

3 жыл бұрын

That aint acting mate . Its him to the core .

@sampletext9426

3 жыл бұрын

@@santiagocortez9554 jealousy isn't healthy

@zaphirael5303

3 жыл бұрын

@@sampletext9426

@DogeDogeriffic

3 жыл бұрын

@@sampletext9426 who would be jealous of that guy lol

Even though he's already shown his face in a bunch of videos, this still feels like the first time I've actually seen what he looks like. Weird.

@acek2016

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@yonatanbeer3475

3 жыл бұрын

oml same

@SD-oi9gr

3 жыл бұрын

They both went on the cold ones podcast and it felt weird having his entire body on camera.

@joaopedroaguiarfmatos1473

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr

@tacticalultimatum

3 жыл бұрын

Totally get that

My English improved so much by watching this videos! Thank you. Now I am going to eat a coffee and learn more.

Why does he explain women like he's in a nature documentary and they're a different species

@darcyroyce

11 ай бұрын

because that's what they feel and are to him - scary aliens.

A lot of the things this "pick up artist" does are similar to tactics human traffickers use. And like you mentioned, also stalkers. Having been stalked and assaulted myself, I find the whole thing alarming but I'm glad you and your friend see how twisted this guy is.

@TomDoesMore

3 жыл бұрын

There's a clip they use of him chasing down someone in a shopping mall that's just weird.

@_ikako_

3 жыл бұрын

@@TomDoesMore any clip from his channel can be described as "just weird"

@fabe61

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmycarburator2012 G shut the fuck up

@snortiblog

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimmycarburator2012 You know this is an Australian channel right? The possession of a pistol like that is a pretty serious offence (14 years prison max), and also in no way guarantees your safety (unless you’re carrying it around in hand of course, which may lead to other problems). Same goes for the knife as well, especially for someone untrained, of which it could easily do more harm than good. Given also that if you were to ever use these weapons, you’d have to reveal that you had them to the authorities (unless you also plan on shooting/stabbing someone and running, not a good look I might add) it’s really better to go for prevention.

@jimmycarburator2012

3 жыл бұрын

@@snortiblog "but the law!!!!" The law prohibits me from strapping a claymore to my chest, laws are opressive in nature

"Are you alone?" Major red flag there. If anyone asks you that you need to get tf outta there 😂

@foxxiangel6384

3 жыл бұрын

fr tho... and never ever say youre alone please.

@galejandrp5853

3 жыл бұрын

i was literally thinking that! i’m like yo that’s so creepy imagine walking up to a random stranger and going “ hey you’re cute are you alone?” LIKE HUH SIR PLEASE EXCIT

@trulyidkman

3 жыл бұрын

Yea. That's what kidnappers ask people before abducting them.

love these two

love this react content keep it up

If a random person asks you if you’re alone never say yes. That’s an easy way to get kidnapped or taken advantage of.

@davidarvingumazon5024

2 жыл бұрын

Are you alon- I mean a loner... Now I sound like a bully LMFAO!

@yuveex

2 жыл бұрын

No, I have a big chocolate man gorrila noises with me

@appa609

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it depends who you are and who's asking. If a girl asked me if I came alone I'd take it as a sign of interest

@SteveWithASideOfSalt

2 жыл бұрын

@@appa609 good point, but definitely depends on how they ask and where you are, but just be careful, and definitely depends on the situation as well

@peltimies2469

2 жыл бұрын

Always answer "no, the mighty Prussian army is with me" *start hymming the tune to Preussen Gloria*

Imagine the inferiority this guy would feel going back to America when all of his identity and pride is gathered around the fact that he’s white and can speak English

@ivnislykun

3 жыл бұрын

The perfect term for that is LBH (Loser Back Home)

@relo999

3 жыл бұрын

Now image there being a continent where he is out done in everyway. Here in Europe the average man his age can speak English and at least another language, if not multiple, and Europeans tend to be "whiter".

@dathiccestnugget

3 жыл бұрын

@@relo999 I'm not sure if you even meant this as a joke/dig or not, but I had a chuckle all the same. I'm admittedly no charmer with women by any stretch of the means, but even I have more to go on than my ability to communicate with people from my own country and the color of my skin.

@benschwartz7588

3 жыл бұрын

@Relo but the downside to European men is that they’re european This is a joke. Don’t get mad at me

@deivisony

3 жыл бұрын

@@relo999 I would say redder not whiter

The way he grabs the woman on the escalator???? WTF

Bro, this is some random needed contact, you even got the bro to help!!!

Pickup artistry: Some people are vulnerable, and if you're a sociopath, you can predate on them. Buy our books!

@bipo819

3 жыл бұрын

“Guys watch out podcast! How to be a predator I-I mean a PIMP”

@rafaelalodio5116

3 жыл бұрын

Pickup Artistry is pretty much the same thing as Con Artistry

@einfachnurich4800

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he just never used them so after some time he had so much 😏

@jannepeltonen2036

2 жыл бұрын

That's a really good way of summarizing it.

This guy is clinically insane, I feel pity for his existence and sorrow for anyone who has ever met him

@tahmkenchusta5852

3 жыл бұрын

a

@DoctorNemmo

3 жыл бұрын

Insane people usually lack purpose. This guy is a psychopath.

@alexschlax5876

3 жыл бұрын

The dude's a classic narcissist

@no_peace

3 жыл бұрын

He's rotten not insane

@diablo.the.cheater

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexschlax5876 No no no, not a classic narcissist, i know because i am a narcissist and while i have the occasional delusion of greatness, love to hear my own voice and whatnot, BUT i do not think of people as commodities as this guy does, he is no classic narcissist, he has to have a god complex, he does not seem to think of other people as lesser than himself as i doubt he even considers others as people, to begin with, he does not see people, not even inferiors to himself, he sees toys for him to play with, truly disgusting.

The music from the David Bond bit comes from the Quake soundtrack.

i was so busy crying from laughing so hard at you two i couldnt register how uncomfortable the guy made me

How he weirdly reaches out to the first girl‘s arm scares the LIVING shit out of me. Like wtf you telling her you got a friend over there??? Then asking if she’s alone.... JESUS

@neon1867

3 жыл бұрын

dude i know what you mean it just makes me so uncomfortable watching him touch her, and then asking if she’s alone that guy is a freakin creep, getting her blocked because he doesnt want anyone else taking her jesus i can fully back and without a doubt say that i reallllyyy dont like that man

@GMC997

3 жыл бұрын

@@neon1867 This guy is a fucking narcissist.

@neon1867

3 жыл бұрын

truly

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

It's also very awkward. I've known a couple of smooth guys who can sidle up to a girl and be comfy around them; they didn't awkwardly try to paw at the girls' hands like it was something they read about.

@jamesrian1578

2 жыл бұрын

how about picking up girls with horrible jokes and leaving them alone if they feel uncomfortable idk but this dude just doesn’t give up. Or does he not fucking notice??? How uncomfortable she was…still gives me the creeps

"Is your boyfriend a big black chocolate man" *makes gorilla noise* I dont think I've cringed that hard ever in my life

@bobby8012

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny ngl

@Karl_der_Genosse

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobby8012 Then you should maybe reevaluate your personality. That is INCREDIBLY racist

@bobby8012

3 жыл бұрын

@@Karl_der_Genosse Its funny and it can't be racist if its a joke, Idc also you are probably the type of person to see racism one way and that is towards black people because thats what Americans do but when there is racism against other racists you guys don't care.

@wormthirtyfour

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobby8012 jokes can most definitely be racist, especially if said 'joke' is calling a hypothetical black man a gorilla

@slaydon3

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobby8012 What the fuck did you smoke before typing that

Absolutely disgusting, good on ya for clowning on them

5:04 oh fucking hell man, this guys a predator. Opening with hey my friend is staying here from blahblah and then asking if shes alone, sortof puts her in a vulnerable place, but half the world doesnt have to think about shit like that because they arent from north or south america ffs. Thats scary tbh.

"Is your boyfriend a big Black chocolate man? Ooh ooh?" Bro WHAT

@VeryTastySoup87

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp

@Elitehastronaut

3 жыл бұрын

@@VeryTastySoup87 6:11

@gardenguster5271

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly confused by that... didn't he say that in Mexico?

@sarahaziz3158

3 жыл бұрын

And then shaking hand blergh

@duckk4515

3 жыл бұрын

@@Elitehastronaut don’t ever answer them, they spam it on every channel

He's literally in trouble with the Indonesian Police for exploiting women all over Asia in South Korea, Japan, Thailand, Taiwan, China, Indonesia, Malaysia and more. How has he not been arrested

@tamiwu0346

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a trustworthy looking white guy with money. I can’t speak for the other countries but I know Malaysian police officers will turn a blind eye when given enough cash. As well as this westerners like to take advantage of the hospitality of these people and thus begin to see them as servants. Plus in these SE Asian countries talking of sexual harassment in public is seen as taboo in itself so girls don’t really report it either.

@atlasia9171

2 жыл бұрын

@@tamiwu0346 Disgusting Man.

@Eis_

2 жыл бұрын

Because he's Bond. David aBondo.

@atlasia9171

2 жыл бұрын

'James aBondo musica prays in da backg awounda' lol

@fookingsog

2 жыл бұрын

He probably works for a Soros shitstirring NGO...😏

Skin crawling, Bundyesque, many such words I would describe the Manosphere channels like this.