Don't let this distract you from the fact that Abigail likes to eat quartz.

@swanikk

7 ай бұрын

Amethyst

@xodyssy

7 ай бұрын

every rock*

@Danaerii

7 ай бұрын

every universal like, it answers that way. may it be food or object, all the same. every gift category has their corresponding dialogues.

@MasterNix

7 ай бұрын

Abigail is the best girl, just because she noticed my way with the joystick.

@EtandJack

6 ай бұрын

@@swanikk amethyst is a type of quartz

There's an almost concerning amount of dirty jokes in the game. My mind always goes to Linus when he teaches you to craft his Master Bait.

@Irequiresustenance

11 ай бұрын

That one’s crazy 💀 CA did NOT need to make allat extra noise

@andryuu_2000

11 ай бұрын

This and Terraria

@DeadlyRivfader

7 ай бұрын

Or camping with Emily

@jhonKH23

6 ай бұрын

@@DeadlyRivfader I mean, with Emily at that point is kind of obvious where is it going considering that it happens during her 10-heart event. But the one with Linus tho... that's kinda disturbing

@swiatalicji9544

5 ай бұрын

Or Abigail when you win the game with her (not that I saw it myself, I suck at it)

Not Hayley posting this on the town board for everyone to see ☠️

@dianacarolinaorozco1702

22 күн бұрын

She sneaky as a potato but still try

its not only eggplants that she requests, its also batteries😭

@elnoobmistico521

Ай бұрын

her camera run out

@voidishprattles4319

18 күн бұрын

​@@elnoobmistico521uh huh sure

@elnoobmistico521

18 күн бұрын

@@voidishprattles4319 she uuuh needs for her xbox controller

@hyperbunnygirl101

7 күн бұрын

And octopus 🦑 😅

@mzmoett

7 күн бұрын

Lmfaooo

"Haley will be pleased" 💀💀

@blablagamerbr

10 ай бұрын

She sure will 🤤

@Thesuperbikers585

10 ай бұрын

​@@blablagamerbr😳

@benja3174

10 ай бұрын

Better said complaced*

@dark8485

7 ай бұрын

😂😂𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐨

@DTSephiroth

7 ай бұрын

You spelled "pleasured" wrong.

Sebastian wants a potato to throw on a mountain. What did the mountain do to him?

@Kridstal

11 ай бұрын

the mountain is irish

@mertensiam3384

11 ай бұрын

Being extremely yellow

@anakyangbudiman8497

11 ай бұрын

It looks like Demetrius

@FatherMcKenzie66

11 ай бұрын

That mf is taller than him

@wallamazoo01

11 ай бұрын

Nobody said Seb is a clever young man.

When Linus gives you the wild bait, the sound effects are… questionable.

@anonomyss

6 күн бұрын

My face when he made us follow him into the tent and then made thosr noises: 😧

I definitely believe it’s on purpose. Stardew has plenty of innuendos. From the mayor losing his underwear in a woman’s room to then requesting you bring him truffle oil and telling you not to ask why… there’s already some cause for concern lmao. I don’t know about the other spouses, but I married Shane and he was very eager to talk about our private activities. The ones I remember vividly from him are something along the lines of: “Why don’t you tell me about your day when we are in bed tonight?” Which may not mean anything but probably does. “Wondering why I have this grin on my face? You have a short memory span, don’t you?” Which DEFINITELY means something considering how the game itself lets you know he blushes while saying it. And my personal favorite: “What juices, you ask? Haha you’re weird.”

@_beex6

18 күн бұрын

Shane>>>>>>>>>>>>

@Kitty-Emohellokitty

12 күн бұрын

Shane is so relatable tbh

This joke was so overplayed in the Stardew subreddit that they actually banned posts of Cucumber requests.

@treble8921

23 күн бұрын

Speaking of overplayed jokes Ur mum

@aethanfriday3568

17 күн бұрын

​@@treble8921 my inner middleschooler is 😂😂😂

@Mystami

16 күн бұрын

But ConcernedApe put that in for a reason! What weird staff lmao. They should get new people to run that subreddit!

@Mothgoth1

14 күн бұрын

@@Mystamihe put it in the game so that the joke could be run into the ground and detract from browsing the reddit as a whole?

@Josh-jw3go

3 күн бұрын

If people are posting the same fucking screen shot every day it gets tiring

For those who don’t know: super cucumbers are a fish in stardew valley that’s very hard to catch which means it’s very squirmy with fast actions.🙂

@supamaridoso7327

Жыл бұрын

better for the 😺

@julianamoong1560

Жыл бұрын

ayo bro what do you mean better 🤨😐😶😐💀☠️

@supamaridoso7327

Жыл бұрын

@@julianamoong1560 shut up you know it feels good 😻

@huntergreyhoundd

Жыл бұрын

That’s still pretty suspicious. WHY IS IT CALLED SUPER CUCUMBER?!

@federationofbread

Жыл бұрын

@@huntergreyhoundd it's a big sea cucumber. Hence the super.

It’s a coincidence as every item request they give works like this. Haley asks for every item with those lines, some just sound dirtier than others. It’s the same thing that leads to Abigail saying “how did you know I was hungry?” when given quartz

@Meme_man..

2 күн бұрын

No its not a coincidence, why tf else would it read "girls only" and "you know what it is for"

@darn_it

Күн бұрын

​@@Meme_man.. read properly

We gonna talk about Abigail almost saying she’s pregnant on her check up day in the clinic? 💀

@virovirokun_enjoyer

7 ай бұрын

I REMEMBER THAT 😭

@bitesnails

12 күн бұрын

WHAT.

@NinjaDustUchiha

12 күн бұрын

@@bitesnails Next time she is at the Doctor, speak to her in the waiting room. She has some interesting dialogue. 💀

@rosythewildflower

8 күн бұрын

@@NinjaDustUchiha what does she say

@NinjaDustUchiha

7 күн бұрын

@@rosythewildflower Spoilers below. “I’m just here for my annual check-up! Don’t worry. I’m not preg…. I mean, I’m not sick! Heh.” -Abigail

Dirty Team I v

@TheGodofPizza

Жыл бұрын

Are you going to buy a plushy if so can you give me the code

@fodenisgoat

Жыл бұрын

Dirty

@geomarconcepcion7832

Жыл бұрын

Sus

@WinWin-pz9wq

Жыл бұрын

Very dirty💀

@Hhurgd35778

Жыл бұрын

Wtf

The item is randomized every time, it's usually not either of those items. Hailey requests this multiple times throughout the game but it's a different item every time, so it's just coincidence.

@ImAPersonHehehehaw

Жыл бұрын

“Handsome young man”

@joeligman5888

Жыл бұрын

​@@ImAPersonHehehehaw Is "I want a handsome young man to bring me Tomatoes" really dirty?

@ImAPersonHehehehaw

Жыл бұрын

@@joeligman5888 not really but it’s strange how she includes that

@mr.niceguy9394

11 ай бұрын

Sureeee

@longfish5174

11 ай бұрын

We all know Eric probably intended for this to happen

Nah, a whole eggplant is CRAZY

Plot twist: she didnt know a Super Cucumber was a fish

It's definitely a coincidence, I had Sebastian ask for a Rainbrow Trout to rub on his nose the other day

@yaesan121

11 ай бұрын

WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭

@buryatianspy5594

11 ай бұрын

now I want to sniff that rainbow trout, that shit must've be good

@druid_the_lizard_wizard

11 ай бұрын

​@@yaesan121 "Nose"

@bibipc8215

11 ай бұрын

@@buryatianspy5594💀

@stargazer99

11 ай бұрын

Pffffttt! 😂

I think it’s a little of both. The items are randomized for the requests, but the wording of the requests definitely comes off as a cheeky joke from the dev. It’s kind of like Mad Libs where it leaves much to the imagination by making a request for a random object and saying “You know what it’s for!”

@hannahrenner7295

7 ай бұрын

Yeah i had her ask me for like Some kind of fish, like a bass or something with that same "GIRLS ONLY: you know what its for..." Request xD ive seen the Super Cucumber one but never a different type of fish 😂😂😂

@MalaikaESC

4 ай бұрын

One time I got copper for that, and I was like "No I don't Haley, LMAO"

@lifebeautiful6389

Ай бұрын

Once she asked for Scorpion Carp with the "PSST" message!

@scylla5867

Ай бұрын

She asked me for topaz one time 😭😭 what are you doing with that topaz girl

@punchpineapple

20 күн бұрын

She asked me for a pumpkin...

I mean, Marney asks for a whole ass pie to keep under her pillow for good luck, so...

@reganharbin5214

8 ай бұрын

George constantly asks for a quartz to put under his pillow in my current save 💀

@Dabazuka

3 ай бұрын

​@@reganharbin5214quartz to put under your pillow sounds more normal then putting a pie

@reganharbin5214

3 ай бұрын

@@Dabazuka Maybe Marney just needs a midnight snack and George is in his crystal era

@clothar23

3 ай бұрын

​@@reganharbin5214 That's going to be one squashed snack...and a messy pillow.

Bro is narrating the bulletin board requests from a nuclear bunker

Don't forget Lewis asks for truffle oil and specifically to not ask him why and when delivered he says "ah yes, nice and slick, this will do" (i did play as male)

@wow2926

11 ай бұрын

That is so much worse than I remember it being 💀

@user-gk1vl6gr6h

3 ай бұрын

Oh god I just started playing this with my mom oh god

@dataserve

Ай бұрын

The name of the Quest is *A Mayor's Need* 😂😂😂

@louloudaki_

Ай бұрын

OH NO IM ABOUT TO GO DELIVER IT is it worth the money

@strawberrymagpie

Ай бұрын

@@louloudaki_no you get more from selling the truffle oil lol

Old folks ask for smelted metal bars to rub on their joints, Abigail requests ores to chew on, think there’s other sus things going on

@phasi2182

4 ай бұрын

can someone explain the ore eating thing to me i don't get it

@alecLogan

4 ай бұрын

@@phasi2182 It’s _possible_ that it’s just dialogue that never got corrected, but as far as anyone can tell from her “liked gift” lines, the girl eats rocks as easily as she likes snacks. To my knowledge, no one has any real world explanation for what the heck that’s about, and there have been enough updates to the game that, if they noticed/it _was_ supposed to get corrected, it hasn’t been.

@whitestags

4 ай бұрын

@@alecLogan ive seen it said that it was a bug but it was funny so ca kept it in ^^

@Going4Broke2528

2 ай бұрын

@@alecLogan She's the Wizard's kid, so maybe Wizards are just built different.

@TheKyrix82

2 ай бұрын

​@@alecLoganBasically, it started as a mistake, but it was funny, so the devs said "Fuck it, girl eats rocks now!"

For anyone who dares question my baby Sebby's choice to throw potatoes at mountains, let me remind you that Abby EATS ROCKS :)

They knew what they were writing when they made the dialogue.

So... we're not going to talk about Lewis's underwear being in Marnie's room?

@arekkrol9758

11 ай бұрын

i personally give them where they belong in potluck soup

@EphiphanyEphiphany

10 ай бұрын

Let's talk about the time we caught them doing it on a bush in the middle of the night 🙃.

@chrissysonicutdrloz

5 ай бұрын

Ah, so THAT'S why I've never found them....

@christinehurley2487

4 ай бұрын

Or his request of truffle oil?

@vanillaproductions8596

3 ай бұрын

​@@chrissysonicutdrloz Why were you looking for it 🤨🤨🤨🤨

My gamer mind will be reading and be like "yeah this is perfectly normal" and continue on with the quest😂😂😂

@tarlaihope

Жыл бұрын

The classic random npc quest from rpg.

@ClownFromTheYear9998

11 ай бұрын

@@tarlaihope perhaps we are the NPC ourselves

@tenshi6767

11 ай бұрын

@@ClownFromTheYear9998 i'm a main character, eveyone else is npc

@octilos_the_dum1935

11 ай бұрын

Mine was too, until someone described how and Why she may want a super cucumber. But my want of this game being pretty innocent is that the quest item is randomized, she's asked in the same words for some other fish, once a gemstone, and another time i think was a food item so

@-Oddish-

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of playing the original Animal Crossing and not thinking it’s weird that they all lend out their hankies and glasses cases

R34 artist boutta have a field day with this💀

She's even worse when you get married LMAOO

she asks literally the same way for any thing, stuff like crystals, jam, wine, etc

@louiereyhan7089

2 ай бұрын

LOL in my game she requested an eggplant! So I def thought it was some sort of dirty joke haha

@sirdoggydawg8600

2 ай бұрын

She asked for a sea cucumber in mine 😂

Mayor Lewis asks for you to get his lucky purple shorts from Marnie's room. He gets embarrassed if you wear them, and you can also blackmail him with them to win the prize for the Stardew Valley Fair. He also asks for truffle oil later on after you retrieve them. There's also a secret note that tells you to check the bushes next to the bridge leading to the beach at 11pm at night or so, and I'm not sure which bush it is or what season it has to be (if any) but if you shake the bush at that time, Marnie and Lewis will pop out of the bush and go running off to their respective houses. This is 1000x funnier if you're married to Shane.

@Starguardianbard

11 ай бұрын

You can also put his purple shorts into the potluck and he gets super mad and shuts everything down and blames you for it

@strangerinastrangeland3613

11 ай бұрын

@@Starguardianbard You can also put them on display on your box at the fair, and he'll also get super mad.

@anonomooose

9 ай бұрын

you can also tailor them into a wearable item. If you want the easter eggs but already gave them in, put stairs in your pants slot

@strangerinastrangeland3613

9 ай бұрын

That's a bug, though. Not intentional.@@anonomooose

@PumpKinnii_

9 ай бұрын

How you can blackmail him??

Bro she’s “making ratatouille”

op: dirty? or coincidence? my genuine internal response: yes

Haley has immense character growth as you befriend her more. The photo shoot scene of Haley riding a cow is very cute and sweet

@natebenham9603

11 ай бұрын

And the one where she's filming in the woods

@bittersweet4074

11 ай бұрын

Cow girl indeed

@dylanzlol7293

11 ай бұрын

Wholesome indeed 😊

@_Lumiere_

10 ай бұрын

She is also the most affectionate wife with her daily interactions. The others are pretty distant and lackluster in their interactions. At least when I played a few years ago. Dont know if it has changed.

@gb-qk5eh

10 ай бұрын

​@@_Lumiere_all the characters suck once you're married

Haleys entire character is a dirty joke. Just marry her and you'll see why 💀

@Daddieaddie

7 ай бұрын

what does she do?

@_lily_garden_

7 ай бұрын

@@Daddieaddie "Me?... Oh, I'm thankful for... how about I just show you when we get home tonight?" -Haley, Feast of The Winter Star

@nathank2289

7 ай бұрын

​@Radishdaddy "sorry if I stink, I was sweating a lot last night"

@bazylia9370

7 ай бұрын

The way Alex says the almost same thing@@_lily_garden_

@esfrnshesegysegt

7 ай бұрын

stop changing my mind man im convinced im marrying sebastian- BUT NOW I WANNA MARRY HALEY

"Haley Will Be Pleased" Oh, she will be pleased all right ☠️

“Shes just asking for vegetables!” - 👦🏼 lil bill

The worst part is That you can get people pregnant in this game

@A_Random_Guy5647

Жыл бұрын

Only of you marry them

@Sumouray-Marios

Жыл бұрын

​@@A_Random_Guy5647 yeah

@thekeyboardwarrior1018

Жыл бұрын

wait, really? and can they have babies too?

@joeligman5888

Жыл бұрын

​@@thekeyboardwarrior1018 Yep, you have to marry them and have the nursery upgrade for your house.

@Berdkys

Жыл бұрын

Can you watch the six hour cutsence or will they just cut it out

Not as bad as when Abigail ask for shit when “she’s bored”

Its totally normal she feels lonely 🤣

"Haley will be pleased" 😏

Naw the mayor asks for truffle oil 💀💀💀 Edit: lmao top comment Edit 2: FUCK

@No-cc1fq

11 ай бұрын

Exquisite lotion, man have great taste

@BeansRiceCornandSpice

11 ай бұрын

Marnie definitely pegs him

@anastaziaqtt

11 ай бұрын

Hell naaah☠️💀

@cupofjoe1785

11 ай бұрын

Nah dude, you left out the best part! The letter for the quest says “I need truffle oil, don’t ask me why -Lewis”

@knightinshiningarmour69

11 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

We don’t talk about the Linus 5 heart cutscene

@Gianlucaalexis

7 ай бұрын

And we dont talk about linus's truffle oil quest🤫

@sheafire5874

6 ай бұрын

@@Gianlucaalexis That's mayor lewis you're thinking of, not linus.

@TimothyRicckits

6 ай бұрын

4 heart

@dawidswitaa4347

5 ай бұрын

Nahh 💀💀

@rachelmaltby1229

5 ай бұрын

yeah i my sister was playing and i waled in on it 💀

its called cucumber for a reason

I was worried when I saw the big black guy in the thumbnail

R34 artists: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

@Flashy_Flash_FTL

2 ай бұрын

✨📷🫵😂 caught you lil' bro 🤣🤣🤣

haley asked for sardine in the same way as the eggplant one in my game..

@AM-dg7ww

11 ай бұрын

She asked me for a parsnip

@wastrelperv

7 ай бұрын

So she's just hungry.

The wage gap has extended to video games 😭😭

And I thought Lewis asking for truffle oil was bad 💀

Friendly reminder one of her requests will also be for octopus. ill just leave that little factoid there

"Haley will be pleased" LMAO

Another fun fact is that Pierre can request Joja Cola and will be happy if you give him some.

She has a lot of sexuality loaded stuff to say if you marry her.

Sam once had a task posted that went like " Can a cute girl bring me a topaz? " I did the task.

@SolarEclipse-po7iu

4 ай бұрын

Same but it was an iron bar, I had just proposed to Abigail at the time and I, out loud, said "Sam I am engaged" but did the quest anyway 😭

@Chloeisthebest1

4 ай бұрын

@@SolarEclipse-po7iu these quests outta hand fr

Haley is sooooo kinky. I luv her. She says such suggestive stuff to you once you get married 😂

Rest of the developers: This will be a family friendly game That one guy: NO IT WON'T!

@Sixitboy

4 ай бұрын

That moment you realize it was made by one guy:

i feel bad for the people who dont know

I might play this game because of the Easter egg 😂

@thewerid1

Жыл бұрын

It’s a fun little game if you like farming games

@vincecuhclone2848

Жыл бұрын

@@thewerid1 yeah in my opinion it’s good

@F22raptorfighterjetlol

Жыл бұрын

You won’t regret playing it

@XGamerRoryx

Жыл бұрын

I regreted playing it

@F22raptorfighterjetlol

Жыл бұрын

@@XGamerRoryx why? Do u don’t like farming games

I thought the baguette was a bat lol I thought you were gonna Hotline Miami her

Def not a coincidence there are a couple more especially involving the mayor let's just say you can find his belonging in someone's house or himself in a bush...

ConcernedApe knows what he is doing 💀

@crystalelixir4565

Жыл бұрын

666

@guythatrandomnamed3984

11 ай бұрын

nah 💀💀💀💀💀😈☠️

A few of the marriage candidates get out of control. After marriage, you have the option to tell Harvey that his linguini with clams smells like his moustache. That traumatized the fuck out of me.

@daniellukonics2246

4 ай бұрын

Oh gosh I just realized 😰

@rachelsuegoodman

3 ай бұрын

Yuck no thanks lol

@Random_Person_11

Ай бұрын

Wait what happens

"- Haley will be pleased" she sure will 😭

it actually changes to different items each time she requests. sometimes it’s a snow yam, a daffodil, a mineral, but it all has the same wording. “You know what it’s for”

I married haley in my playthrough lol

@Quickzilverz

11 ай бұрын

Did bro give her that super cucumber

@screamingseal4805

11 ай бұрын

She is for the streets you will be disappointed

@cupofjoe1785

11 ай бұрын

@@Quickzilverz but why give her a super cucumber when you can use it to get the secret ??HMTGF?? Statue? (And no, I didn’t make any typos)

@Quickzilverz

11 ай бұрын

@@cupofjoe1785 I’m so confused my guy might have to say that again

@cupofjoe1785

11 ай бұрын

@@Quickzilverz it’s a secret statue you can get by putting a super cucumber in a random box, really random secret, there’s 2 other ones like it too

"Haley will be pleased" you bet she will

What day for the eggplant quest please 😭

Haley’s my favorite cuz she was nicest to me when I first arrived at the farm.

They still need food though, their in a kitchen for a reason... Cucumber? Eggplant? Edible.

@Palemilk420

Жыл бұрын

@CreepCalamity wow bro i really didn’t know this thanks

@melonolivess171

Жыл бұрын

super cucumbers are a type of fish in the game (i think)

@epicgamertmh7023

Жыл бұрын

Super cucumbers are a fish that is poisonous in game

@dragonx23123

11 ай бұрын

@@epicgamertmh7023super cucumbers aren’t poisonous, sea cucumbers are

@epicgamertmh7023

11 ай бұрын

​@@dragonx23123 wait you right you right

The developers and designers absolutely threw that in there.

Can’t forget abt the mayor asking for truffle oil 💀

Nah she wants random things in this quest. She wanted a gold bar from me

@novaskinner5595

11 ай бұрын

The real touch if midas there

‘super cucumber’ girl wants to flirt 💀💀

“Haley will be pleased”💀💀💀

As a girl: “I need eggplant” As a boy: “I want super cucumber”

KZread shorts creators finding the most miniscule parts of a game to make content on

The developers are adults too. They know what they were doing with that one...

@cottoncandy_van571

Ай бұрын

real, fyi there’s surprisingly only one dev tho

Are we not gonna talk about how Mayor Lewis ask for a truffle oil?

The team had to balance out all the wholesome somehow lol

Dont forget lewis wants truffle oil for lubricating purposes

6:28 BRO DO YOU MEAN CLEVERBOT??? GOD THE MEMORIES OF HER

I got the same quest as shown for the girls.. but instead of a eggplant it was an Anchovy

Help wanted requests are entirely random, and the reward is based on the item

-Haley will be pleased Most definitely lol

the eggplant may be a coincidence but the fact the quest changes to a super cucumber makes you know concernedape knew what he was doing

She’s asked me for a largemouth bass in that same format… I think that’s a lot more questionable ngl

they knew what they were doing 🌚

@sheepdude8992

11 ай бұрын

Actually, no he didn't. Requests are entirely random

@anakyangbudiman8497

11 ай бұрын

​@@sheepdude8992 He did. There's few sex jokes in this game.

Oh she'll be pleased alright

@Sam14201

Жыл бұрын

"Knocks on door"

@user-jb8gl7sl9e

Жыл бұрын

@@Sam14201 *annihilates u*

You should see some of her marriage dialogue. She wildin' for the farmer

180 gold as a girl and 750 GOLD AS A MAN

Nah bro I play this game and instead of an eggplant she asked for grapes 💀

*haley will be pleased* 💀

The "Haley will be pleased" statement make it more sussy and a bit convincing that it something else

"Haley will be pleased" ☠️

haley just offended that guy for sure

She's not down bad SHE'S BOTTOM EVIL

@critrabbit8975

9 ай бұрын

I know, and there are so few tops too

Linus might have accidentally showed us his Master Rod for the Master bait too

I dont like it when Mayor Lewis asks for truffle oil then says that he's happy its super slipery 💀

Now why i hearing Vine Boom?

Talk about Mega Man looking at porn game Mega Man 64

Haley is such a sass queen fr