“My teammates are selling” *stands still outside spawn and dies*

@mr.barnett9383

3 ай бұрын

I would like one afk kiri to go please

@clinteastwood14896

3 ай бұрын

Just the usual bronze mentality. "It's all my teammates fault, they're stupid and throwing!"

@Unlocked985

3 ай бұрын

No not just that they always throw in the “Well actually I told you to play Orisa” mf orisa isn’t the problem your heals arent healing your just flanking as Moria or mercy how do you flank with mercy bronze is in so lucky I got out of there 💀

@skeppsica

3 ай бұрын

This has come from Russian OW community where you get "sold out" by your teammates. Meaning you got left to die

@moleedaboi

2 ай бұрын

Always typing/yapping and wonder why they lose games.

This player has to be trolling. There's no way they sent in this video and thought. "Yeah, it was my team throwing, not me."

@Sir_Radahn_the_fearless

3 ай бұрын

You’ll be surprised how dumb people are people are genuinely like this

@TiagoMorbusSa

3 ай бұрын

Oh, there is definitely yes way. You don't know the dimness that's out there.

@khaledm.1476

3 ай бұрын

​@@TiagoMorbusSapeople assume the game was bad due to their feelings. Noone who actively self vods and watches through their mistakes remains bronze for long

@PichDextro

3 ай бұрын

Oh you sweet summer child. Greetings from all the way out of Silver 4. Believe me: there is a way. In fact there are multiple way. *Every flipping player* in metal is like that. It is always the others fault. And it is always a support/tank/team diff with exception of that one dude, who typed it of course. Everyone else is garbage *but* them! ...

@NightcoreNewbie

3 ай бұрын

As dumb as it sounds, bronze and silvers have so much ego that it takes over their entire thought process. Just look at jay3's channel where he hosts customs with randoms who constantly think they're better than their ranks and majority of the time, they deserve to be even lower instead.

“This is what’s left of your brain cells rattling around, sorry thats to many”😂😂

@damon6086

3 ай бұрын

The other one was too many too. I'm surprised there was any braincells at all.

I just realized that flats is just if Gordon Ramsey played overwatch

@DxXNA

3 ай бұрын

You're right lol!

@camphorgaming6747

3 ай бұрын

If Gordon Ramsey worked with actual numbskulls

@Dandevan

3 ай бұрын

Fackin’ Donkey!

@actually_a_villain9849

3 ай бұрын

And emongg is bob ross

@pinguinosenbolivia

3 ай бұрын

LOL

this guy could probably miss a mercy beam

@fsherman9717

2 ай бұрын

Underated comment

WAIT! I had this guy in a comp game, I was playing Queen (he was Moira I think), and he kept yelling at us that we suck and we bots. Meanwhile, he was the biggest ult battery for the enemy team.

@PrestonDLuffy

3 ай бұрын

Maaaan. Eff that guy, I hope you get the biggest amount of vindication from this video now lol

@NBASFAN

3 ай бұрын

Tbh all bronze are ult batteries for everybody. It's a freaking free for all, survival of the fittest 😂

@leia7405

3 ай бұрын

of course he was a moira

@pockyhunter187

3 ай бұрын

Why ya gotta be mean to Moira? 😢

@EdrickBloodbane19

3 ай бұрын

Same thing happened to me in a silver lobby I was playing tank and a Lucio player on my team was calling us dumbasses and they were barely healing us, trust me toxic throwers are everywhere

At least his name is "Clouds" so he let's his team know where his brain is at

Bro heard "suzu makes you invincible" and took it too literally

I think they are genuinely playing with no HUD, they need a clear, visual, audible attack from the enemy as a que to start right clicking, they can't hit a single shot, they don't know when cooldowns are down, and they don't even have any awareness of where their health bar's at. Including the fact that 90% of the time they don't know who's an enemy and who's not, I genuinely think this person accidentally pressed a "No HUD" option back when they just started playing this game, and now they're complaining about it. That's the only reasonable answer to why they're playing so bad.

@ChehovsYe

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, but they have watched Flats at least for a second. They submitted video to him. They saw they have HUD and would have thought ''i need this too''... right?

@eamaxdxw

3 ай бұрын

I dont think so. I am this bad at the game aswell. Although blaming teamates i do not understand

@BionicPig95

3 ай бұрын

A lot of people really just are this bad. The majority of people are just causal players and don’t really know what they’re doing.

@pieperson444

Ай бұрын

i was gold/plat when i played and in most games i can't tell when i'm getting shot or from where, though i try to change settings to make it more clear. i do have a visual impairment, but maybe this guy's just got it worse than me?

10 seconds into the game and they clearly show why they are bronze

@The_Murder_Party

3 ай бұрын

low bronze too, I've played with bronze players, and often they know not to stand still at least.

@kc_h7h

3 ай бұрын

​@@The_Murder_Party question. Is bronze 1 better then the higher numbers in bronze?

@The_Murder_Party

3 ай бұрын

@@kc_h7h they're supposed to be- I've not noticed much of a difference, thought that could be because I was improving? As where my friends, though I got used to being pretty much the best player in my lobbies (which isn't saying much, like Silver 2, in a Bronze 1 lobby, by the friends I was playing with where like bronze 3, but still) but supposedly bronze 5 is the lowest rank. Interestingly there where a handful of bronze 5 players that where well better then some like bronze 2 players.

I don't like to flame low skill/bad players because I understand not everyone is good at PVP games, or their game sense isn't there, or they don't have the mechanical aim, or they just don't care too much about improvement. And that's okay! play games how you want! But the MINUTE you flame your teammates for your losses, this is where you suffer from the consequences of your arrogance and I will lay out how bad you are. Flat's gets it

@marcusjohnson8649

3 ай бұрын

For real. I talk big shit TO my computer, but I hardly open chat to say anything negative to anyone, even if they're actual bots. AT MOST I'm like "hey don't stand on point on an immobile tank, they're gonna skeet shoot you". This guy 1000% has to be trolling

@smasherlord

2 ай бұрын

lol. ‘Don’t mean flame all of these shitty players because they suck and don’t know how the fuck to play the game because they suck so bad and need to git gud but…’

@CaramelMeako

2 ай бұрын

Im the same way lol

I swear this dude believes 'If I can't see you you can't see me!'

@duckseatbread104

3 ай бұрын

Wouldn't surprise me if that was the case because i had someone accusing me if wall hacks *on sigma* because I killed them with me balls around a corner. Wouldnt shut up about it all game. I knew they were there because they shot at me before they hid... some people really dont have any understanding of object permanence

@eddiemate

3 ай бұрын

18:13 feels like the biggest example of this. The dude turns away from the doomfist in front of his face like it'll force him to despawn and appear back with the enemy team.

That bronze Soldier was having the match of his life for sure

@MrZebanHai

Ай бұрын

Until the match got past 25 minutes and he had to go to bed. If he didn't d/c for the final round, this may have been a draw, lol.

“I can be a little harsh” 1st 10 seconds is just murdered

Not even 3 minutes in and I’m already upset at this riveting gameplay

@sparquisdesade

3 ай бұрын

I couldn't even get past 2 min :(

@_sm00thi3

3 ай бұрын

"my teammates are selling guys" also this guy after afking in front of enemies, suzing for zero reason and healbotting the entire match. like if you are going to flame people this bad and be this shit just quit the fucking game already. actually maddening gameplay they deserve bronze. Bronze might be too high tbh paper 6 is prob better

@ryn179

6 күн бұрын

wheres ur pfp from?

Fun party idea: Every time you catch yourself asking "why the hell would you do that" or every time she uses suzu at nothing, take a shot.

@meowme9912

3 ай бұрын

Everyone would get alcohol poisoning so fast

@bleachablemoments4618

2 ай бұрын

So, I just gave this a whirl (using non-alcoholic drinks, I like to stay safe) and, uh... By my count, I got to 50. You would not get alcohol poisoning, you would *die.*

@Mattodiablo3

Ай бұрын

I'm gonna use this for pre drinks thank you 👀

@job4ama753

17 күн бұрын

Stomach pump speedrun🥳

I know this player isn’t trolling because I had a game last night where my team thought I was flaming them because I said they need to touch point to stall the game. Their response was “You’re tank it’s tanks job to touch point.” I admit, I caps locked my response but there was no profanity or flaming, but when both DPS and a Healer all say it’s tank’s responsibility to touch I had to make sure they knew it is physically impossible for a dead tank to touch a point. They listened the next two rounds and we won the game but they decided to throw shade when me and the other healer said gg saying “couldn’t have been that good of a game XD”

11:30 “sorry that’s to many”

@vanc3794

3 ай бұрын

*too

@landonborum2496

3 ай бұрын

“Honestly a raisin can do more damage they can choke on it” I hope u never blame ur teammates again

That one friend who agrees to help you with projects and gets bored after 20 minutes. *Heal.. Suzu... Heal... "which button is emotes again? This one? Ooooo, Kitsune... That's a cool emote"

I don't think I've seen flats go this insane over a player since Whipz on Rialto.

@twsarahh

3 ай бұрын

NOT WHIPZ; holy shit, I forgot about that incident lmao

@JunkPrat1113

3 ай бұрын

@twsarahh still one of if not my favorite bronze video. That or the one where a rein on route 66 missed a shatter on mercy and flats just wheezed. I think it was the most powerful bronze rein video or something like that. (Edit) it was the "i spectated the most powerful bronze tank to ever exist" video.

@Milky_Mercy

3 ай бұрын

Oh lord Whipz 😂😂😭

@RedPandaReal

3 ай бұрын

The console bastion incident

13:20 i play a lot of kiri and that's not the player saying thanks its one of those automatic ones that play out when you get rezzed so it wasn't even that 😂

"Bro is your brain inverted..?" I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT 😂😂😂

8:57 He played so bad that he was able to kill the bastion with the suzu lmao

😂😂😂😂 18:03 "like a moth going after a lamp". That got me

As an Illari main, I’ve never seen a bronze Illari, that Illari part hurt my soul. I genuinely couldn’t believe what my eyes were seeing

@nattly6340

21 сағат бұрын

omg same, i watched the pylons to the floor and the complete heal beam usage and almost had a stroke

I refuse to believe this isn't bait. No way someone is like this

@NicoTheMilkman

3 ай бұрын

You’d be surprised… 😂

@chebic5095

3 ай бұрын

Some people have serious egos and can't fathom the potential that they might be the problem. Worst part is they tend to also think they're the ones without the ego and that other people just have big egos

4:45 bruh the ana lmao.

@okami7847

3 ай бұрын

She must of taken Ana being Mauga's worst MU way too seriously lol

@HmongHeroo

3 ай бұрын

Two braincells just vibing

“YOU ARE THE SELLER !!! and your distributing losses to your team!!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭FU -CKIN TOOK ME OUT OF COMMISSION

"Is your brain a subsciption plan, you forgot to pay?"😂😂😂

Ya know... I've never really tried playing Kiri in the past. I mainly stick to Moira whenever I get support, but I thought I should try to expand my skillset and practice on Kiri for a little bit... and I thought I was absolute trash. But after watching this... Holy shit, I feel so much better about my ability to play, in general. LOL

@ygs497

3 ай бұрын

I don’t even know if comparing myself to this person and being better than them can be an accomplishment they’re truly struggling. 😂

1:10 Narrator: It would turn out that Flats, indeed, was correct.

My Support brain is SCREAMING this entire match!!!!😂😂😂😂

@gabyg9339

3 ай бұрын

same, im just like WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG 😂

@Weightsss

3 ай бұрын

@@gabyg9339 when I seen them leave the slept Mauga and go back to Souj and cleanse them but NOT the Mauga who is LITERALLY sleeping right in front of them… I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Weightsss

2 ай бұрын

@@gabyg9339you know what you need… a Suzu…😂😂😂😂

These videos are fantastic confidence boosts, because sometimes I think I’m the worst Kiriko player, but thankfully this guy has it covered

Paper 3 For every ofuda that hit

@julianallen5492

3 ай бұрын

that's really good

17:38 This is the most climactic Aerogel 5 battle I've seen ever since OW1

And I thought my Kiri gameplay was bad; this is otherworldly.

Fuck, the soldier even gave warning shots (12:35), Kiri said "Nah, these aren't for me."

I died when you said wait what happened you had your buttons when i left you XD

That poor fucking Tank man. He’s right there suffering and they aren’t doing anything.

As an Illari main, their pylon placement hurt every bit of my soul. I melted in my chair.

I miss these and I like that they’re making a come back

flats did more damage to my lungs from laughing than that guy in the whole game

Literally had a support on Bap and my man was raging at the fact we weren’t saving him, yet proceeded to say “ I can kill the tank” ( they were on Hog) and goes to jump on top of him just to immediately get hooked🤦‍♂️…

Bro, these vids have changed how I look at teammates, I legit used to be like this one guy I had a game with saying stuff like 'I'm trying to carry but my team is terrible.' Then using the scoreboard as evidence when I've actually been playing horribly taking so many 1v4s, 1v3s, even 1v5s. These have unironically changed how I look at my own gameplay, thanks Flats. (Btw, that guy I mentioned earlier and the 1vnumber examples were real, bro took 1v5s, I don't think I even saw him hack a health pack once, and even said near the end 'Yeah I've been trying to carry on sombra, but my team is trash, just look at the kills and damage and it's a clear difference.' I had never heard carry and Sombra in the same sentence beforehand.)

11:30 that is brutal my dude imma use that next time gonna start take notes from you for my premium insults

"if you we're on my team i'd give up too" lmao

Wait i had 0 idea you can choose how many healing things to throw on Kiri. This guy may never learn anything, in fact he probably clicked off the stream 30 seconds in but I (tank main) learned something new. Thank you Flats.

"put the phone down, i promise you didnt get any tinder matches" im DEAD💀

This Kiriko probably single taps Symmetra beams thinking it's single fire

Friend: Does Flats roast her? Me: He burns and charcoalize the corpse

18:34 nah the worst illari ult was when i was playing at 4am and tried ulting a genji 🤣

I’m glad that the series is back. Please continue them! These videos are so funny

Holy fuck, Flats didn’t hold back 🤣

I've missed these, what a spectacular entry to the spectating bronze series. Haven't laughed this much in years 😂😂

this guy has to be trolling no way 😭

Sometimes we need the giga buffed horse to carry teamates like this

5:53 👏🤦‍♂ killed me 🤣

This is f-ing hilarious. Excellent commentary. I love this.

9:10 "is there a subscription plan you forgot to pay?" 😭 had me dead

This kiri is like ophra : "You get a suzo, you get a suzo, everyone gets a suzo!"

17:01 that's an offence to wooden planks

the “hey there” to the moira killed me 😂

I did not even know being this bad was possible..... common sense doesnt seem so common anymore, its like a super power

@kingol4801

3 ай бұрын

That is the problem of seeing the world solely from your own perspective - you fail to realize how others think, and how “good/bad” they can be

@emma6648

2 ай бұрын

Pls don’t say this when you have a pfp like that it’s ironic

If I were this guy, I would've changed my ingame name after this humiliation LMAO

I am bronze-low silver support and my eyes are bleeding watching this. This is trolling not bronze.

the "first sneeze of spring" sent me

i love watching your videos cause i learn a little more

"Is your brain inverted?" is from now on one of my favourite phrases 😂

Gotta say that the hardest thing about overwatch ranked is not the climb while improving, but simply getting out of bronze. There are so many people like this out there that sometimes you just cant win no matter how you play it. I was hardstuck bronze for 4 MONTHS and then I broke out of it and shot up to plat. I now average around gold 2 and have slowly been climbing, but bronze is hell.

This is an example of "Just because you have an ability available, doesn't mean you should use it."

this guy is throwing 100%

All those damn suzus pissed me off😭 as a plat kiri main this is painful

12:15 Bro just watched frogger and got inspired

i was eating mac n cheese and some got in my nose at 13:50 lmao. idk why but him just chucking it into the air was so funny

When flats shook the pill bottle the first time it sounded like the friends intro 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

This might be the funniest flats vid ever. Im dyinv over here😂😂😂😂

Somehow had pretty decent tracking on that sojourn across the map but cant hit the auto targeting healing nor a single shot lmao

"He watched 1 karq video and tps and suzus the ground" thats litteral me🤣🤣🤣

anyone knows why there's a dmg orb just vibing at 12:36?

This one's going in the hall of fame, boys

flat's reaction to kiri not using suzu on the sleeping manga was priceless 😂😂😂

I loved the Banjo Kazooie music in the background.

I started playing this game a couple weeks ago and even I can't believe this gameplay

Thank you for the healing ofuda tip, I like playing Kiriko also and I’m still pretty bad (not even in comp yet but almost!) and now I understand why my healings were unlike the videos I’ve watched!

You always know that when the the description of the clip can be boiled down to “it was my teammates, not me”, it’s gonna be catastrophic 😂

When I first played OW comp (season 3 of OW1) I got put bronze 2. It pains that I was this bad at the game almost 8 years ago, but I think it would be hilarious to watch one of those games back

I felt Flat's soul escape his body at around 9:53. Only cuz, mine did too. ☠

Damn I haven't been so quick- A 30 minutes match? It's gonna be a treat!

629 views in 10 minutes, nice progress brother 😃

Also bronze on support but has been playing Kiriko in QP since I unlocked her in season 1, this VOD had me screaming THERES COVER RIGHT THERE!!!

honestly i'm always wondering, do people not map common emotes like "thanks" to a keybind? mine is just mapped to T lol then i don't have to spend 3 seconds scrolling around the social wheel to try and thank my mercy for the rez

"my teammates are selling or afk" meanwhile orisa: fuck 4k no ult and popping off

This is like the OW equivalent of that one DOOM 2016 journalist

I lost it at “Bro ,is your brain inverted!!”

i love feeling vindicated by these vids, its nice knowing there are people out there worse than me :)

Ain't no way, Flats has to be hiring ppl to do this, bc this guy needs mental examination

9:58 bro i almost cried after seeing that

What a treat, that video was

OMW it hurt my soul in watching this bronze Kiri using the suzu every time it is off cooldown! The part that hurts the most for me as a kriko main is when they went out of spawn the wrong way, suzu themself and then just stand there like their brain froze and die! But year it is the team's fault for them not being higher than bronze!

15:46 My team last night having a Mei that only build annoying walls and heal themselves, dealing no damage