Things That Are Irritating! With Jana - Ep 159
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📝 Show Notes
Jana is guest hosting the podcast this week and takes us through the best parenting style and your list of things people do that you find particularly irritating. Standing up as soon as the aeroplane lands, not knowing your coffee order when you get to the front of the line and saying "3am in the morning" all make the list!
Hope you enjoy let us know what you think or if you've got any special requests in the comments below!
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Video Chapters
00:00 Welcome Scouts!
01:25 Parenting 101
03:13 Joke of the Day
06:00 Things You Find Irritating
09:21 Skin's Stats Longest Streaks
28:35 Google Feud
36:26 You're in for a Tweet
38:05 See Ya!
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Пікірлер: 97
What do you mean, 'you had to click on video after seeing Jana in thumbnail.'
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
I get that 😂
@francoisduez601
Жыл бұрын
And in the title...
@morganhugo6838
Жыл бұрын
Love the ladies. They're all natural beauties. 😊
@ItsTheEasyPilot
Жыл бұрын
OH NO THEY CAUGHT US
The 4 seconds left on the microwave thing- my mom did it my WHOLE 🤬 life! Moving out and being the master of my own microwave was so liberating!
I was expecting the punchline to the boxing joke to be "Because they prefer to knock one out instead." 😂
Always a GREAT show when Jan’s is on! Keep it coming legends! Hope the weather and Holidays treat you all and your families well!
I have taught my daughter's (4&7) to get up and take a bow as soon as they fall over / stack their dirt bikes before assessing how much they are hurting. The distraction helps limit the shock response and they only cry if it's serious. Makes me so proud when you hear the other parents gasp as they take a tumble in the play ground and they just shake it off and carry on playing.
@davidlean8674
Жыл бұрын
I listened to my kids fall. That THUD tells you everything. If they bounced most of the energy of the impact was dispersed, they'd be OK, if the skin remained intact. It not, I knew that really hurt. And the short total silence was just sucking in the air needed to fill their lungs to cry.
I always love Jana's rapier wit..... Keep the chockies coming ...
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
She just makes it so much better!
Two balloons are walking in the desert. One says to the other; ' watch out a cactussssssssssss'
It's a whole lot of fun just listening to you guys chat. I'm in the U.S. and I don't think I've ever heard just a normal Aussie chat. It's fast, full of accent, and lot's slang that I've never heard. I still don't know what the Indian restaurant and "coma" reference is. Love all your stuff. Good on ya!
@99barun
Жыл бұрын
It's korma, and Indian dish.
On the topic of parking, it drives me nuts when I’m in a parking lot that is relatively empty and someone is waiting for me to leave where I’m parked. It gives me the urge to check my oil and all four tires pressure.
Australia 11 winning the America's cup in '83 was huge. There's news footage somewhere that shows the Americans having to unscrew the trophy that was held down by enormous bolts (presumably as an arrogant sign of never expecting to be defeated) I believe it was at the New York yacht club HQ.
The car seat parking happened to me on Monday afternoon. I audibly but quietly to myself said "why are you f'ing parking next to me when you've got the whole f'ing car park". Didn't realise they had their car window open 😂
Been listening to back catalogue. It's a lot of fun getting 3 year old sports results! I'm so glad skin worked out how to speak unto the mic. A moments silence followed by "I agree with skin there...." isn't a lot of fun.
My mom was short 1.57 meters (5'-2") and would leave upper kitchen cabinet doors open and walk under them if open. So if I was in the kitchen with her, I had to constantly pay attention to the odd cabinet door smacking me in the back of the head or face. The worst would be standing up after getting something from a drawer and getting the bottom open corner... I'm 1.91 meters(6'-3")
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
I'm 6-4 3/4" (1.95m), and the worst head impacts I've sustained have been getting up from a crouch and basically driving my skull into the corner of an open cupboard door.
I think y'all need to come down here to the Texas (or really anywhere in the southern US) and try some good deviled eggs. My favorite is mixing the yolk with mayo, dijon, salt, pepper, bacon, chives, a couple of dashes of hot sauce. They make great hors d'oeuvres.
@babylonfive
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Texas welcomes the WGTC team... come have some BBQ, tex-mex, and deviled eggs!
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Christ that sounds righteous. A platter of fresh crunchy veggies and dip, fresh cut fruit and some glorious deviled eggs... unbeatable
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Very happy to make this happen!!
It's easier reversing into a space when you arrive because you're more aware of what other vehicles/people are around.
@pepijnkrijnsen4
Жыл бұрын
Exactly! Reversing out you often can't see if anyone's coming. You just have to inch back and hope that people behave. Depending a bit on the car park in question of course.
3:00 When I was a kid I was skiing with my family. I got on the lift with my dad and as the char started to take us away the edge of my ski caught and my prosthetic leg spun around to face backward. It was not very nice feeling and I cried out, more in fear than pain. My dad said, "Oh, that doesn't hurt." and he twisted my fake leg back the right way and jammed my leg back on. My mother and sister were in line still, and the lift operator and everyone in line were horrified. Aside from my mother and sister, no one knew I was an amputee.
She still has a baby! This does not get old!
Trials riding is a testament to balance and control on a motorbike.
Jana has a beautiful personality.
I went to the Badminton Horse trials, they all looked guilty to me.
New segment. Type your birthday month and day followed by Florida man. Just try it. Very funny
Haven't heard "fark that gives me the irits!" In years. I miss living back home in Oz. I'm here for the laughs, but also the accents and horrible dad jokes n puns 👍🏽🤣
@20:57 Jana: who was he playing? In all of them? You want us to list them? 🤣🤣🤣
Feeling good after check in after a long time 🙂
It’s way safer reversing in. Some uk companies insist their employees reverse into car park spots as less chance they knock someone over reversing into the space with full vision then reversing back out the space into a blind corner.
I as an American am so lost when it comes to them talking about Cody's dad on the phone. What's the context after that? He's losing subbies? What are subbies? Tubbies? 🤔 This is phenomenal I need to check out more of your stuff. 😂
@UloPe
Жыл бұрын
Stubby. It’s a specific shape of (beer) bottles. But I assume here they’re using it to mean bottled beer in general.
Why did the Irish man wear condoms on his ears? He didn’t want hearing aids.
List of what boils my blood: top 5 are driving related...people who don't use their flippin blinkers
I was really close to thinking Gode said you may remember him from such things as vistoria's secret!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Knock knock 'who"s there?' ' the chicken '
I drive a transit bus in Vancouver BC. The phone on loud speaker is life here. I start answering with bullshit commentary when they are near me on loudspeaker.
@StevieDFF5
Жыл бұрын
Gode, reversing in defintely easier. Swings front end around faster vs driving in.....plus good for a quick getaway if being chased.
Leigh being out of focus at 17:39 threw me off a little. I know I'm drunk, but not that drunk.
So what do you call line of rabbits when they take a step back-------a rereading headline
Just noticed...guessing they all attended some sort of casual funeral prior to recording this. Sorry for your loss folks.
Chocolates always an upgraded version with Jana. She should be a regular.
Agreed my mom has her text sound on and it is annoying
Alright, alright- I’m here ‘cos I miss Jana, ok! 😆❤️. …. Oops, better get back to work!
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that is more than fair 😂
check the Motorcycle Trials and do a seg on this LOL,, maybee fails after you got it LOL its MENTAL what they do guys
Nice skin jingle
Next time someone walks around talking on speakerphone, burp right as you walk by. Then when they inevitably give you a dirty look.. just wave.
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Other loud emissions could be even better!
I don't get the joke about the indian restaurant and the coma ? help I usually get these
@BradPow
Жыл бұрын
Korma
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
You're probably fine either way. Just a pun based on an Indian dish.
@tearl42
Жыл бұрын
TBH, I didn’t get the joke either. Thanks for the explanation
14:08 - Safety. Reversing in means you have easy overview of other cars driving around you, and you have better view of other cars when driving out. Think about it.
@davidlean8674
Жыл бұрын
more important. If you stop & reverse in. The guy behind has to stop. But if you were nose in & try to reverse out. In a busy carpark, the guy behind you will have to reverse back into the car behind him. So they don't bother. it can take a really long time to get a gap to back out of the car space.
oh no Jana..... psychologists have discovered that when we treat a child's experience as if we are experiencing it can lead to long term traumatic effects that aren't apparent until they reach adulthood. We as adults have experienced so much more therefore it may seem like nothing but to them it might be the worse thing to have ever happened. Sometimes dropping an ice cream can feel like the end of the world, much like losing your first dog. Its like a retired soldier who had to kill a couple hundred animals in Pripyat after Chernobyl came up to you holding your dying dog and said "ah you'll forget about it by dinner time. And if you don't, just go buy another one tomorrow. Time to get a cuter puppy anyways" Maybe the psychologists will learn something new that says otherwise someday but for now that has proven to be pretty accurate especially from my experience of working with youth and young adults
Is there a button on there that says bullshit got me laughing out loud! 🤣🤣
Reversing into parking spot allowes you to see everything all of the time parking in and out.
Just couldn't find their IG accounts
Jahinghar Khan, legendary Squash player, Pakistani I believe.
Why would an chocolate melt? Lay it in the microwave and turn it on 🤣 (based on your yt name)
I kinda feel sorry for Gordy's (or whatever the name of the one with the beard is) wife, if what he hates is people who take too long when he just want to finish quickly...
Jana u bueat
You obviously wouldn't do well at Canadian Subways, we have a 3 subs for 1 price deals after 4pm every day, and all day sunday.
Jana is luv.. she is just mine.. no one should even touch her
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Well she is married to Matt which dents that plan but I get it
@phnelson033
Жыл бұрын
Might need to check under this one's floor boards. Getting smeared lipstick and tattered lady wig vibes😨
@KPishere
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates Matt just let me know in case of any change in plans
Why do guys fart louder than girls?because they have a microphone and 2 speakers😂😂😂
Jana " water pressure" water slows down as it falls FFS rofl
Talking loud in movie theatres,or company seminars.
Who’s Jana?
GayBC 🤔🤔🤔. Shumirun nessa. Jeffrey Marsh 🤔🤔🤔
@28:46, we get a little look at (presumably) Leightal's Google recent searches - "Alyssa Milano" could get him in a bit of hot water, but what on earth is "depressed cat fishtopher"????
i was waiting for leigh to ask jana about the baby lol
Beaut
For all the non-aussies: What does the announcer say? Less than mad bits?
@MrATumnus
Жыл бұрын
Check out these less than marvellous bits.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
@@MrATumnus yes this haha
Kids learn how to react from you.. so if you stay calm..
So I find it hard to understand the guy w/o the hat sometimes. It's like randomly starts mumbling out of nowhere. Love you guys though. Super funny.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha yeah that would be Mitch I think 😂
Is skin on the doobies?
Great show. Watching you all the way from Cyprus. BTW your Instagram link is wrongly spelled and leads to a "page not found"
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
Wait where is this??
@Antonis24
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates The instagram link in the description of the video.
@WeGotTheChocolates
Жыл бұрын
@@Antonis24 geez that hurts it would be like that on so many videos. Thank you mate!!
@Antonis24
Жыл бұрын
@@WeGotTheChocolates No problem. Cheers.
Jana got insta?