3:57 lol I like how it's like "Here are over a million people fighting for their rights!" and then "lol chonky frog"

@branchie8979

2 жыл бұрын

human rights are cool and all but i would trade them in a heart beat for chonky frog boi

@A_Randomguy_

2 жыл бұрын

@@branchie8979 who wouldnt I would sell my soul for chonk frog boi

@GiangTran-bt8wr

2 жыл бұрын

E

@TheEyeElectric

2 жыл бұрын

"Chonky boi should be adorable so I selled my soul to him"

@132o4_

2 жыл бұрын

@@branchie8979 I'm in Hong Kong and i find this offensive. You should barter for 2 frogs.

0:39 the look of the mother says: he knows, he’s playing a game with me, he absolutely froaking knows

@captainblastem9095

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@freddiemercury1830

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@ci_cu

2 жыл бұрын

r/holup

@guadobobey5785

2 жыл бұрын

yeah she cheated, definitely cheated on him lmao

@haydensargent1752

2 жыл бұрын

@@guadobobey5785 well there is something like where one of them had a relative who was maybe a different skin color although it’s rare

0:35 oh sure honey, it's your child, it's just a shiny

@just_another_person_who_li4675

2 жыл бұрын

Angry like

0:39 That's definitely r/HolUp

@arminarlert6212

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

9:48 I remember when there were no bridges over the railroads in the Pilbara and you had to wait like 10+ minutes to go ahead again

@zengling5068

2 жыл бұрын

first reply lol

4:12 uh...sponge bob...mr crabs...is there something you both want to say?

@sansation4446

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

3:07 - Anyone else think the last US soldier leaving Afghan. looks like a screenshot from a PS2 video game?

@bakrobertjohnston4889

2 жыл бұрын

Yea it actually looks like a ps2 game I can see the face texture wrapped around just the blocky model are cameras that bad

@thegamingidiots7012

2 жыл бұрын

looks more like every Captain Price in every suit, in every single game(including the blockier ones), mixed together.

@sethexd1904

2 жыл бұрын

and now thousands have to go back because of how bad Biden messed up in the process killing more soldiers than if we didn't pull out our already low amount of soldiers

@phroge9045

2 жыл бұрын

@@sethexd1904 shut

4:58 I NEED TO GO THERE! I ABSOLUTELY NEED! That is the most beautiful thing I ever seen in the past thousand years

@kyler7897

2 жыл бұрын

Vampire Hunters: (:

@Jasper_J

2 жыл бұрын

I been there or something very like it

@Jasper_J

2 жыл бұрын

Also thousand years?

@kfulzzy0770

2 жыл бұрын

I clicked on your time stamp and got an ad lol

@dcoiwot

2 жыл бұрын

@@kfulzzy0770 Same

Roosevelt: * Gets shot while giving speech * Guards: SIR! We must escort you t- Roosevelt: *I WASN'T FINISHED!!!*

0:39 ah yes... a miracle...

0:39 oh ->hoho

@yoshibutimterrariapixelart1923

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm thinking. Also, White, blonde haired and blue eyed? I think some German man from last century would've liked to have them in his race...

@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804

2 жыл бұрын

Some nurses gonna get fired.

This just makes me happy after the day

@thevoid8170

2 жыл бұрын

@Leela Gilbert-Gokhale he got the world record for the longest he ever lived

@GiangTran-bt8wr

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Blitzz_ar

2 жыл бұрын

@@thevoid8170 bro longest wat

@gabrielmusselman4088

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

We must now make a loop of ticks to generate infinite blood

@triadicoder7106

2 жыл бұрын

This joke would be amazing in trollge format

@AceSilver7528

2 жыл бұрын

imagine all the dieseases youd get from drinking

@aubrey6664

2 жыл бұрын

@@AceSilver7528 Achievement unlocked: How Did We Get Here?

@imabored6150

2 жыл бұрын

@@aubrey6664 a furious cocktail

@officialburgerkingfootlett5241

2 жыл бұрын

Infinite means its nowhere everywhere and anywhere theres no limit

1:19 *whispers* “and they won’t find the bodies until I’m long dead”

4:34 that must’ve been a slow and painful death

@ralseipokemoncard3590

2 жыл бұрын

Yea I feel bad for him

18:16 Dam! This makes me want to eat blue cookies!

@warriorsworld4638

2 жыл бұрын

U like Magnus Chase?

@TheNextGarbage

2 жыл бұрын

Why?

@premidite2212

2 жыл бұрын

I half expected for dam the verified yt to reply here lol

@brownowl4706

2 жыл бұрын

@@warriorsworld4638 most would say percy jackson, but I assume they did

@mallory2897

2 жыл бұрын

@@brownowl4706 I like both

The mine sniffing rat was so cute

@danielroney3274

2 жыл бұрын

Indeen it was. Put a smile on my face.... And a tear... sniff

@danielroney3274

2 жыл бұрын

Why curse me with no mobile editing!!!!!! Indeed*

@Femboy_Cody

2 жыл бұрын

Huh

0:05 Kinda wholesome ngl

0:39 Lmao the "miracle baby"

This... Can't get enough of it. Were I a bear, I would have watched it all through winter instead of sleeping.

The “miracle baby” was probably just the mom cheating lol

0:28 is genuinely wholesome. i salute your service, rat comrade.

0:07 that is called a hyper parasite ( it can be a hyper tick) and it latches onto other parasites ( well a tick in this occasion)

@brain.exehasstopedrespondi9832

2 жыл бұрын

And are we going to ignore that wasn’t a dog it was a human

@americaanimations2433

2 жыл бұрын

@@brain.exehasstopedrespondi9832 The idea was that the tick was found on the dog, they took it off probably so it wouldn't keep biting and digging its way into the dog's skin.

@robloxgiant

2 жыл бұрын

@@brain.exehasstopedrespondi9832 it’s not like they are gonna take a picture without taking the tick off the dog

@jessr5066

2 жыл бұрын

@@brain.exehasstopedrespondi9832 your brain really has stopped responding huh?

@blazeflamestrike

2 жыл бұрын

0:05 looks like a male tic, mating with and feeding off the female, much like the males of our own species 😂

When your dogs tick has also a tick, then they are making a bunch of ticks

@patriciabatsche5299

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this is how ticks mate.

dude i just cant stop laughing

@VibingMeike

2 жыл бұрын

Another bot

@Suplans

2 жыл бұрын

@@VibingMeike am not a bot lol like fr am i just cant stop laughing

@VibingMeike

2 жыл бұрын

@@Suplans Oh well my apologies

@denkikaminari7887

2 жыл бұрын

Another bot

@Suplans

2 жыл бұрын

@@denkikaminari7887 AM NOT A GOD DAMN BOT

0:39 umm... I don't think it was a miracle

0:30 hol up

The 15-story bus isn't quite so much a bus as it is a trolley as it's running on imbedded steel rails and is powered electrically via overhead cables.

2:55 if you come at a specific time place the orb life then the tracks will glow and summon the final boss

5:35 Man was supposed to die but then he didn’t so he like pretended nothing happened and carried on 😂 Man was like: *get shot* oh. Who did that? So anyway…

@trail_blazer5962

2 жыл бұрын

He was in the middle of collapsing when he noticed he was still breathing so he just carried on. That was the original oh no anyways

@quikzotic

2 жыл бұрын

@@trail_blazer5962 I forgot to add dat

@trail_blazer5962

2 жыл бұрын

Ya i know

@trail_blazer5962

2 жыл бұрын

Have a great day

@jasonchiu272

2 жыл бұрын

Virgin assassin vs chad Theodore

1:55 Shady man walks into library Shady man: Hmmm.. can i get this one Employee: oh yeah sure just return it Shady man: Books it with the person Employee: Sigh.... *sips coffee* third time this week

fun fact: the tick on the tick is what is known as a hyperparasite (a parasite that targets a parasite)

That rat, he was a good boy

The Rail Zeppelin was the loudest train ever built.

4:24 as a chicken person I can say for certain, they are not the largest and smallest breeds. Thanks ladies, gents and everyone in between. Ask any chicken related questions you like

@Lee-yo5cl

2 жыл бұрын

Why do we call a coward “Chicken” ?

@Alexp-cl7bu

2 жыл бұрын

Are chickens actually dinosaurs

@Griffin050A1t

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alexp-cl7bu while genetically they are related to dinosaurs, dinosaurs aren’t their closest relatives, changes over hundreds of millions of years and some more being domesticated (and further bred and modified for eating and laying eggs) they have been sculpted by time to do what makes them most likely to reproduce, they are related to dinosaurs, and you can see familiar traits, they are different creatures entirely. The still wild relatives of domestic chickens are the red jungle fowl, and like the age old sentiment “you can take the (chicken) out of the wild but you can’t take the wild out of the (chicken)” it means that you can select the genes you want (selective breeding, the version of natural selection that benefits us) but the animals instinct, and the environments they prefer are ingrained deeper than we can manipulate. The closest dinosaurs to the chickens might have preferred open plains, but as they grew smaller due to lack of resources and became omnivores they might have found safety in the dense canopies that they still reign today. My convoluted, inconcise writing is trying to get the point across that, the changes they went though in all this time has changed them to what is most successful, but still there lurks the instincts that control their behaviour, maybe those instincts are as old as the dinosaurs.

@Griffin050A1t

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lee-yo5cl I’m honestly not too sure, in fact roosters (male chickens, met too many people that don’t know what a rooster, cock or cockerel is) they will defend their hens (females) to the death against most adversaries (hawks, foxes, other)

@Lee-yo5cl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Griffin050A1t ok thanks for the info

6:51 That's the backview of the railzeppelin. There is actually a Thomas character named Hugo and yes, he is a railzellepin. If ya wanna know how they worked, I suggest looking them up here on yt, as it is very fascinating.

10:57 The shark looks like it's gonna tell me it was better back in the days

The hotwheels Porsche 944 part answered my question that’s so wholesome

Fact: you didn’t watch this in full screen.

15:11 first thing i thought here was "ah yes the floor is made out of floor"

2:14 hey police, I got shot by a knife and then I got stabbed by a gun

That rat was a good boi.

0:23 Salute!

0:40 That..... Can have a different explanation

0:40 ah yes, the miracle baby, sureeee

1:53 I like how there's just a skeleton on the road, like your eating your big Mac and you look down through the glass and there just a freaken skeleton laying face down bellow you.

15:56 can you imagine taking your girlfriend there, planning to find a diamond, propose to her and hold out the fresh diamond you found with the intention to make a ring using it, and then you don't find a diamond? That would suck. Sounds like my kind of luck honestly

6:23 when the spider have a little bit of cocain than usual

1:14 that's god's footprint

4:34 poor deer it was stuck there forever

1:14 the first day of June be like

8:40 omg I forgot that was a thing, remember the ride back from Wyoming to Colorado... I just didn’t want to remember the last bit of that year. Lost a dog and two family members that year... at least they’re not suffering anymore.😞

1:15 wow 2:44 wow 4:58 wow 6:23 wow 6:55 wow 7:26 wow 9:41 wow 10:37 wow 10:42 pretty cool 11:09 neat 11:14 wow 12:14 wow 13:42 wow 17:12 wow 19:29 pretty 19:38 futuristic 19:41 wow 20:07 cool 20:59 wow 21:09 wow

1:54 watching the skele while eating a mc donalds

Wow that's interesting

@gawkgawk1000

2 жыл бұрын

Ok which one?

2:36 Jesus shark

ddom: New series named "Things That Are Interesting As F" Me: I will watch your career with great intrest

0:08 Manbie that’s it son riding it back loljdhf

That hard drive being loaded on the plane was from 1956, in 1996 we had the 3.5" pata hard drive and Seagate had the elite 23 which held a whopping 23 GB or, several 1000 times as much as the one in the picture.

4:07 oh cool, we got a witch house in Poland

1:07 First one looks like a painting you’d find in a vampire’s castle, second one looks like a high def. Photo. Hella good

3:49 burn it.

2:37 Doppio, is that you?

5:47 I hope that speech was on dedication cause if it wasn't then that's something he should do a speech on

1:53 there's literally a skeleton there on the bottom right 😳😳😳

@giorgoseleftheriou3940

2 жыл бұрын

oh thanks now I don't have nightmares

the black ink must have finished in that mothers womb

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

@Egghead-vc8sj

2 жыл бұрын

I gotta get out of here

2:45 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IN THE SKY

Jupiter from the South Pole looks like a half finished gobstopper lmao

15:30 Fallout 4 vibes. 😆

0:08 tickception

0:05 “who turned on friendly fire?”

1:14 that is a CCS carrier about to glass you

0:40 are you sure that the wife didn't cheat on him?

There is a lot of things interesting ( I know it the subject of the video ) and i really apreciate this sort of video !

Love your memes

4:34 ok that is just sad poor deer imagine how much time it spend their :(

1:13 Jesus: SHI-- MY SANDAL!

2:33 God damn it, Watson.

00:38 that's so sus

the tick finally gets what it deserves

JEEZ TICKS DO BE LOOKIN LIKE SPIDERS-

0:33 the same thing happened to my wife and the baby looked liked our mailman

0:32 that's called a cheating mother

0:29 so uh... who's gonna break the news to him?

The Ticks actually doin the devils tango

4:18 shiny dubwool

4:58 I was planning to go to Japan on summer and I want to visit this tunnel

5:34, man took that bullet like a fucking chad and did not give a shit

@just_another_person_who_li4675

2 жыл бұрын

Hitman: ??? Should i shoot again???

Also 2:08 is pretty badass, it is a freaking CALENDAR GUNBLADE!

Alternate version:our tick had a dog our ticks dog had a dog

3:07 well get em next time boys

4:17 where I live there are four horned sheep everywhere

3:10 forbidden chips

The spider looked like a god

1:13 the skeleton fort has activated

"Miracle baby"...Thats what SHE said

1:53 u can see like a Skelleton at the right side of the road

9:39 that looks so cool!

0:39 HMM