“I know I’ve been threatening police officers with my armpit odour” 😂😂😂

@ameeraali1139

3 жыл бұрын

“ but bro, my heart is still clean it’s in the right place”🤣

@savetheuyghurs5267

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious 😂😂

" I'm gonna say Bismillah before I drink whiskey " oh my God ..😂😂😂😂😂😂 .. but seriously .. this is some poeple's logic actually 🤔

@maghrebi5074

5 жыл бұрын

Tasneem Amr "poeples" 💀

@MohammadAliKhalil

4 жыл бұрын

Tasneem Amr I say astaghferullah

@nooribrahim7868

4 жыл бұрын

ريمي ❤

@TheOzTube

4 жыл бұрын

My friend's wife's relative would smuggle drugs in a truck, and before he starts his Journey it is said that he opens his hands and prays " Oh Allah please blind the eyes of the police so i can deliver the drugs safely"..... we all have a good laugh hearing that story :)

@Phant0mGetsuga993

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah unfortunately :/

"but Don't change the deen" Totally agree! Same views that I'd like to preach.

@mabz132

6 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly, im gona use that line on my friends who say music is permissible

@dgrdst5810

6 жыл бұрын

عُــمـَر إِبنُ الإِماراتْ musical instruments are not permissible

@omarab865

6 жыл бұрын

Da Greatest The hadiths that actually explain this are weak. The one taht says instruments and the other one that says it gets spilled into the ear

@dgrdst5810

6 жыл бұрын

عُــمـَر إِبنُ الإِماراتْ Abu Dawud ?

@hotshots149

6 жыл бұрын

In the Quran, Allah praises the sahaba (companions (ra)) of the Prophet ﷺ as trustworthy; and where it says the dirty lyrics, the sahaba (ra) interpreted it as the instruments. And there's also a hadeeth that speaks against it as well. عُــمـَر إِبنُ الإِماراتْ

“Bro, why you being so extreme”🤣 made my day

@misbahailia3345

3 жыл бұрын

They always say that, when they know they're being called out on their sins lol. Again, thats how they were raised, that the more you follow your religion, the more "extreme" you become lol. Instead of calling them out, give them the easiest to understand translation, of the Noble Qur'an. No one did that, which is probably why they aren't practicing. I WISH someone helped me out like that. But Alhamdulia for trusty Google, and Dr Zakir Nailk just sealed the deal for me. I was pleasantly surprised, that he was talking about women's rights in the Qur'an, Islam and comparative religion and last but not least Qur'an and modern Science. I became aware women had rights in Islam before seeing Dr Zakir Nalk, but I have never seen a male scholar talk about it. They usually use religion, as a way to manipulate and/or put females down. 🙄

To say that Allah put effort into something is “inappropriate” because effort doesn’t apply on Allah the one who doesn’t get tired the least!

@heshammohamed1296

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what i was looking for

@KnightSavron

Жыл бұрын

How?

Why don't u invite all the boys, Ali Dawah, Mohammed Hijab and Humza Tzortzis and do a video together?

"You're so extreme man,why you so extreme??" 😂😂😂

I agree. It's one thing to sin and know that you're doing something wrong, it's another thing to sin/change the religion and think you're doing something right.

@user-xh1xb3qe2q

3 жыл бұрын

@Al Barbarī Huh? Wdym bro ... It this guy not a Muslim. You mean there's a muslims who encourage LGBT

@user-xh1xb3qe2q

3 жыл бұрын

I knew there are some muslims who are pro lgbt, there are even lgbt among muslims. May Allah SWT save us from this fitna.

@misbahailia3345

3 жыл бұрын

If anyone sins, and think they're doing something okay/right ect, I think the correct definition of their beliefs is that they're a "theist". Which means that they believe in God, but not in any particular religion. But I think they're scared that their parents will disown them if they call themselves a "thiest" lol. I learned this word in R.E at school, and that summed up my beliefs at the time. But we all hate drama, so ya'know hush hush lool.

@millionfish

3 жыл бұрын

@@misbahailia3345 Hmm, interesting. So why not call themselves an agnostic? I would also ask what the point in believing in God would be if you could just do whatever you wanted and make up your own morality? I believe the people we're talking about are Muslims who believe in Allah S.W.T, but try and make their sins halal instead of admitting their faults and repenting. Not denying there are people who identify with a certain religion to please their parents, but those aren't the people we're talking about here.

@Batman-g6

2 жыл бұрын

100th like done ✅

"just tell me what you think Elif Lam Mim means" LMAO I lost it!

She's my side chicken. She does the job, innit?! 🤣🤣🤣

@misbahailia3345

3 жыл бұрын

Switch on the English captains, he said "side" chick lolz. It's weird that guys refer to women as animals when insulting, even "complimenting" them. 😑 But on the flip side, calling a girl a "side chicken", is better then side chick. They're acting as if as if those fluffy little things sleep around, out of anyone else in the world. 🙈

The bloopers must have been absolutely hilarious lol.

Yeah , it's been a long time for this videos . Jazaka Allah bro .

@RA-tp4pr

6 жыл бұрын

Ibrahim Hindi don't put a space before the comma

Honestly, every time he said "why are you so extreme" I 😂😂😂😂

I am gonna say bismillah before drinking😂😂

@zandyzain6241

5 жыл бұрын

Drinking Milk :-)

@bigbrother7952

4 жыл бұрын

Drinking Water :-)

@oceanbreeze8305

3 жыл бұрын

Drinking Orange Juice :-)

Once again Zeeshan, SMAHSED the video like always. Amazing video loved it :)))) 😃😃😃

Thank you for doing these vidios brother

@RA-tp4pr

6 жыл бұрын

Ali Hassan videos*

@ibbiafzal520

6 жыл бұрын

Ali Hassan I

"Just tell me what Alif, Laam, Meem means..."😂😂😂

@enderiman5631

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhh A, L ,M mayb

@mehndiblackburn

4 жыл бұрын

Please

@AsmaulHusna-iv8hf

4 жыл бұрын

Allah knows Best

@mohammedjafer9265

2 жыл бұрын

Someone asked me that question this week

May Almighty Allah bless u

@flamebird01

6 жыл бұрын

Burhan Muzaffar Wani nice name

@hotshots149

4 жыл бұрын

Ameen.

@ameeraali1139

3 жыл бұрын

Ameen thank you brother

@0deszuh111

2 жыл бұрын

@@ameeraali1139 wait- muslims says amen too?

Yesss!! Sketches are back! So is that other brother! He's changed a lot, Masha'Allah.

WE ARE muslim and thank u Allah to give good religioun

@letsbehonest4221

6 жыл бұрын

xidigta maariya kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4KgzpiSZczXkrA.html

@mokhtaralmuwahid4290

6 жыл бұрын

gotohell gotohell go to hell

@RA-tp4pr

6 жыл бұрын

xidigta maariya religion*

@xidigtamaariya2464

6 жыл бұрын

Raheel Ahmed thnk u aqii

@faeqq

6 жыл бұрын

gotohell gotohell Oh it's you. Go watch answering hate comments 2. You are in it.

Asalamu alaikum brother, thank you for this beautiful video!

"I can set you up with someone" Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@begobolehsjwjangan2359

5 жыл бұрын

Frank

@shoshuz1180

4 жыл бұрын

Frank was looking for someone))

@misbahailia3345

3 жыл бұрын

🙄 Urgh! SOME non practicing Muslims i know said that stuff to me. Like hun, I'm not telling you to wear hijab, so why you telling me to haram date? But if you say you can't do a particular thing, they'll cry and say "you think your better than me?!! It's what's in the heart". Again sis, I didn't think/say that I'm better then anyone. Its just that Allah gives us everything, and i'm tired of feeling guilty that I don't obey the commands. Guilt, is a toxic emotion. The only way I can get rid of that, Is to at least TRY and make Allah happy. I'm so glad she understands now, she's a family friend who i couldn't avoid. If you don't have an overactive guilty conscious, good for you. But some people do, and it eats them up. 💁‍♀️

Nice video Brother jazakAllah khir..

Your videos are awesome!!!!! Keep up the great work!!!

Masha Allah, the other brother grew his beard. Love you all and specially you Brother Zeeshan, you are very kind and humble. Jazakallahukhair

Love this brother, subbed jazakallah Khair

you make me smile everyday ....... your big fan and supporter from India .....may Allah bless you

Welcome back brother Ashraf!

Jazak Allah Khair, very informative video

That was a great video! Masha'Allah. Keep up the great work.

Really helpful...maasha Allah...you guys give the best advices😃

Barak Allah brother, your first 40 sec sums it all.

😂😂 I had to subscribe your too funny akhi masha’allah

Bro I miss these type of videos. I used to watch in highschool.

You can tell he’s never smoked in his life when he kept saying ‘smoke my rizzla’ haha! Allah bless us all who try to abstain from drugs and addictions, Mashallah

@misbahailia3345

3 жыл бұрын

Ameen. But at the same time, we shouldn't judge people who do take those things. They're obviously in a dark place. You can send them a " quit smoking", hypnotherapy from KZread on their WhatsApp. You'll be helping them out, and getting blessed for doing so. They might look into Islam a bit more due to you being cool, and not judgemental Insha'Allah. Always remember not to even judge people in our hearts. It's mean. Plus we could be in their position, at any time. Maybe even tomorrow. May Allah protect us, and heal addicts Ameen.

@AlphaMunky

3 жыл бұрын

@@misbahailia3345 good tips Mashallah. But I think you took my content out of context. I didn’t write this with intentions of judging those who do unfortunately partake. I was just praising those who try to abstain and keep away, it’s hard falling into those traps these days. It’s difficult not Succumbing to temporary stress relief. But I totally agree with everything you said

@mohammedh1106

2 жыл бұрын

@@misbahailia3345 in islam we can actually judge what’s apparent. It’s the basics of islam. Umar ibn Al-Khattab رضي الله عنه said : 'We judge by what's apparent and we leave their inner secrets to Allah. ' Sahih Al-Bukhari, 2498.

@Ayesha______

2 жыл бұрын

@@misbahailia3345 according to many scholars hypnosis is black magic, we should stay away from it

@yogurtmale4946

Жыл бұрын

@@misbahailia3345 yes and only Allah will judge them, we can guide them to the Quran but at the end if the day they make their own choices and will answer for them in Akhira

Assalamualikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh brother.

@kanetan3399

6 жыл бұрын

Are you Amaani AK9s cousin

@zac3473

6 жыл бұрын

Is that english?

@DaniyalKhan-kc5gj

6 жыл бұрын

No "Pam Tan"

@DaniyalKhan-kc5gj

6 жыл бұрын

"zac3473" of whom you are talking about?

@anouaressanoussi

6 жыл бұрын

Daniyal Khan Wa'alaikom assalaam warahmatoellahi wabarakaatoh

non practicing muslims also make fun of your beard

@krisprdz9986

6 жыл бұрын

lol that's true XD not all of them tho

@falsesectslikeshiaarejudeo6543

5 жыл бұрын

some of them are jelous of hijab!

@hamzaeddoujaji4323

4 жыл бұрын

@Rahimzai Where does it say that it doesn't mean anything. So you are stating that a sunnah the prophet practices, with big focus to the point it nearly became a fard. Are you disregarding a great sunnah. Go do some research. Practice your deen and say things like this somewhere else. Salaam alaikoem.

That was extreme, lol Wallahi that was a crack up, Much luv As'Salaam Wah'Lekum

Asalamu alaikum. As a new Revert I really appreciate these video's in helping me learn more about Islam. Thank you brother.

Great video. When a person knows better but aren't ready to fully practice, he or she will use every excuse in the book.

Amazing video brother ,may Allah grant you Much Thawab

Is the start of each scene in French translator?

Very good mashallah I always watch your videos big fan!! I get my sister to watch too! 😄👍🏽👍🏽 young fan :))

very important message , and very well acting and delivery 😁 , jazzak Allah khair .

Lol. Well done brothers. May Allah-swt reward you all with good in ahkirah and duniyah and keep the ummah on the right path - ameen

I love the numbering pronunciation!!

That's a nice jumper MashaAllah, where did you get it from ?

May Allah bless for guiding all in the right direction.

I missed such videos I had fun its funny ❤

@asmaone8572

6 жыл бұрын

Nadaaa Ziaani, when he was explaining what he did at 1:30 that bit was funny

ماشاء الله المحتوى رائع جدا و مفيد جزاكم الله خيرا عن سائر المسلمين

How do you practice Sura an-Nisa verse 75 And others like it??

No matter how hard we fall,We gotta get up with full force and strive to become a better muslim.. Shine bright my Ummah..May Allah accept our good deeds Aameen.. ♥️

@fatimahussain8359

6 жыл бұрын

Angootha Chhaap Ameen, May Allah (S. W. T) accept your dua

@letsbehonest4221

6 жыл бұрын

Angootha Chhaap kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4KgzpiSZczXkrA.html

@krisprdz9986

6 жыл бұрын

amen enchalah we will be better muslim in th future and let's not listern to who talk crap about our religion without knowing anything about it

@zaainak4630

6 жыл бұрын

Ameen raabi alameen

@krisprdz9986

6 жыл бұрын

remember guys allah love us all and allah is god and jesus is his prophet and we know that because of the miracles in the quran and don't listen to the ignorants who trashtalk about him without knowing who he is and don't try to respond to them cuz they are not here to make a conversation they are he to be famous to be popular so ask god hidaya and may god forgive our sins

Ur comedy and beard are perfect!!😀

*BRO WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EXTREME?!?!*

1:30 to 1:52 is hilarious, so cruel tho😂😂

@saranpatel1114

4 жыл бұрын

Pigeons and the poor police officers 😑😑

Good to see u both together again

Nice vid mate keep it up ur the best

Lool ‘coz Frank is looking for someone’ 2:32

05:35 his reaction was amazing. it was like: I don`t feel talking to you anymore man

Mashallah brother, funny and informative.

No Bloopers. :/

i love this video the advices are on point

I remember that guy but I think it’ll will be more interesting then doing it in front of a white wall. Make it more interesting in the background, like go outside and film it like before

JazzakAllahu Khairan for uploading, May Allah forgive us all and grant us all Jannatul-Firdaus. Ameen

MashaAllah...may Allah give us guidance

lectures starting man LOOOOOOOOOOOL

Congratulation on your wedding brother

Haha love the whole you're being way too extreme man.

I had a friend break his fast with a cocktail this Ramadan 😅

Missed your videos bro

LOOOOOLL the French narrator

assalamu alaikom akhi nice video please upload motivational and inspirational islamic videos

4:38 MI5 and other terrorist experts deem (non practising muslims) people who don't follow Islaam to be more dangerous because they don't have the required knowledge. Reference please, where can I find this information?

@smiletojannah

6 жыл бұрын

Prof Scot Atran in interview with Al Jazeera, the MI5 statment was in the guardian 20/08/08, and also Karen Armstrong states this in her book 'Fields of blood'. (Watch a clip called 'UpFront - How religious are so-called 'Islamic terrorists'?' for more)

@user-sk6jj7xv9h

6 жыл бұрын

+Smile 2 Jannah man do new things with that white fake hair

Final trump card: why you being extreme? Lool

I'd like to see this guy tackle the issue of Free will vs Predestination because THAT and THAT ALONE determines who goes to jannah and who goes to Jahanam

Innalaaha wa ma laa ikatahu yusaluna Alan Nabi ya ayuhalazina aamanu salu Alaihi wasalimu tasleema

That is exactly why tawheed is super important and the "usool" (Basic fundaments) of the deen are also super important. Without the knowledge of these to things... we are only going to repeat what our forefathers did.

need that subtitle brother!

@smiletojannah

6 жыл бұрын

Just added it now.

May I ask why no music is used in many videos by people who are Muslim?

@user-xw3ih6un5v

5 жыл бұрын

Instruments are impermissible in Islam

Jazzakhala Khairan

Bro you are so mean God doesn't want me to get tired Assalamualeykum from Ethiopia

Why dont you make news videos like this now:((

@sheikprofessional

5 жыл бұрын

New*

I miss those bloopers ☹️

Ive been laughing all through the video hahaha alhamdullilah proper funny mashaallah

Assalamualikum brother. If a person smokes and consumes marijuana for medical reasons, that is not haaram is it? Peace and may Allah increase us in knowledge.

@crustychicken4042

6 жыл бұрын

paul brill walikum salam brother. I had this question few months ago and my shayk had told me that ONLY FOR MEDICAL REASONS, its halal. Jazakallah khair for the question. Salam alikum

@successindunyaandakhirah4251

6 жыл бұрын

Heckinn Doggo Assalaamu Alaikum Warahmatulahi Wabarakatuhu, I would the daleel for you statement, please?

@hotshots149

6 жыл бұрын

Marijuana is generally haram. But ONLY FOR MEDICAL purposes, doctors have prescribed or and everything, then you are allowed InShaAllah and may Allah make it easy for you. Ameen.

@hotshots149

6 жыл бұрын

But you can't use medical reasons as an excuse though.

@successindunyaandakhirah4251

6 жыл бұрын

Hot Shots And where is your daleel, brother? Islam is a religion of daleel.

Please tell me what accent is that ☺

@SA-qw7bi

4 жыл бұрын

British with Pakistani influence I believe

Are we misspelling words for a reason.

Everyone is different but no one can deny practicing is better then not practicing

Assalamualaikum 1:00 Are yaar are a south asian

Loved it, subbed. LOL

That was hilarious lol. loved the video keep it up Inshallah...

you are an awsome actor haha

Really loved it!

non practicing muslims also says you pray five times like regular? 🤷🏻‍♀️

"me and Him are cool." With capital H. Dude, which side of neighborhood do you grew up? lol

Im gonna bismillah before drink .bruhh its ramadan bro.keep it up!!

SubhanAllah BROTHERS❤❤❤☝️

an oscar ain't bad for this.... really nice

What's a rizla?

@SharpElite1991

6 жыл бұрын

M.I rolling paper 🤣

I'm a native frenchspeaker and for a while I was like «???something doesn't match????» until I read the comments :)