things kim taehyung does that make me wanna whack a tree
i whacked a tree...yes the crazy person at the end of this video at 11:53-12:01 is actually me whacking a tree...the things kim taehyung makes me do. HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED...HE IS SO STINKING FLUFFY AND SQUISHY AND SUCH A CUTIE AND IN LITERALLY .5 SECONDS HE TURNS INTO A SEXY BEAST. MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT. what i'm i gonna do with this man ??? i can't keep letting him attack me.
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tae in a headband is the reason i cant sleep at night hes too dangerous
@ysabel1510
5 жыл бұрын
ghostimatic same ugh
@blucloude
5 жыл бұрын
yeah me too aaaaagh
@mnarxh8356
5 жыл бұрын
And that's whyi have insomnia
@juliattube
5 жыл бұрын
yEs
@ochakouraraka3271
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahah true
I fail to understand why Gucci still didn't offer him a modeling contract
@lacedlen
5 жыл бұрын
He already did.. In 2016 though
@jessturner5487
5 жыл бұрын
IKR
@jessturner5487
5 жыл бұрын
@@lacedlen wait wHAT
@styrofoam7481
5 жыл бұрын
@@lacedlen wat
@lacedlen
5 жыл бұрын
@@jessturner5487 hmhmmhmhhmmhhmmhmh
Teacher: What's the most powerful force in the whole universe? Me: Kim Taehyung wearing headband.
@smairasharma8527
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@sbflover
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Theny9022
2 жыл бұрын
my exact thought XD
Sometimes I wonder, how will their kids feel when they find out THEIR FATHERS ARE LEGENDS AND HOT AS FUDGES 20 YEARS LATER. DAMN!
he knows what he's doing so thats kinda more attractive. HE KNOWS HE'S KILLING US
@anastasiaguadagni9944
6 жыл бұрын
reg sardothien he want our death😭❤
@melonynagel863
5 жыл бұрын
Yes he definitely knows what he's doing.. and he's SOOOOO good at it
That one dislike is jungkook being attacked by tae's rudeness
@kailiklotz4713
5 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@ewhi2819
5 жыл бұрын
it's 20 now. its every time v did something to the group
@souse1454
5 жыл бұрын
BTS 4life Lol, no. Kpop fans often refer to being sexy as being rude or disrespectful.
"I can do this, I can do this, I can do this!" *singularity comes on* me: *throws phone across the room*
@samiksha537
5 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR TO FKING GOD I CAN'T DO THISSSS
@vdna7424
5 жыл бұрын
when Mr.Singularity is coming prepare yourself 🤤
@NMS1805
4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@T7d534
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@zeamazingchipz8580
4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS ME OMG. I always throw my phone, i wonder how is it still not broken xD
I'm a dude and never had gay thoughts before. but damn this man is gorgeous.
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
uh oh
@sbflover
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the LGBT community
@vrakk
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to bts. EVERYONE is whipped for them and if someone thinks they arent, they are. They just dont know it yet.
@carolself5605
3 жыл бұрын
@@vrakk I'm whipped because I have 15 tae tae babies and another one on the way any day now!!!😂 lol
@j4nn4h4sh
3 жыл бұрын
@@carolself5605 I kinda wanna know what u mean by that but at the same time I don’t wanna know
he’s so cute and innocent but at the same time he’s also THIS
@fiestywidari4272
5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree
@taehyungistheking6127
5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeaaaah but at the same Time ..V ...so hot and sexy omygoooood 😳😍😍💕💕
@i12koo
5 жыл бұрын
on point 👏👏😂😂😂
GOD DAMN!!! Whoever ends up with that man is gonna be one lucky person!!! He's so perfect and I absolutely love it when he hits the high notes like Jimin. and his growl, tongue and biting his lip. he's just plain RUDE and he knows it!
@emilywright1855
5 жыл бұрын
cough*Jeon Jungkook*cough
@murss06
5 жыл бұрын
The person who end up with him would be murdered by me!!!!!!
@murss06
5 жыл бұрын
@@0tonins What does istfg means😓
@murss06
5 жыл бұрын
@@0tonins Oh...... Thanx maybe😅
@murss06
5 жыл бұрын
@@0tonins yeah i know that.... But i m serious😅 If only i knew their address😓
The thing that makes this even better is that he knows what he's doing to us.
@mariehawkins465
4 жыл бұрын
I know right!!! This KIM FREAKING TAEHYUNG KNOWS HES KILLING US!!!😭😭😭😭😭
@nobody0000lol
3 жыл бұрын
So damn true
@nobody0000lol
3 жыл бұрын
@@markgrimes930 chill you don't need to legit swear or people will take it the wrong way and think you're a hater. Or are you?
@taetsyniceupaprika4344
3 жыл бұрын
Yup😌
@chickennoodlesoup3301
3 жыл бұрын
@@nobody0000lol I think it was a joke
Kim Taehyung wearing and headband or a bandana is the cause to my insomnia.
**whacks whole forest**
That one dislike is from the person who actually went to whack a tree and had a branch fall on them
You know you’re whipped when your heart starts fluttering and get butterflies in your stomach just by looking at the thumbnail
I just want to thank tae's parents for mixing their genes and making such a handsome cute little bean that made me die 16,0000000000 times and never paid for child support and my hospital bill
@mejustme242
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@FaireyAsmr
2 жыл бұрын
FCVKKK IM WHEEZINGGG LMFAOOOOOOOO
no wonder there's deforestation
@ahirraosakshi
5 жыл бұрын
Christina Tjahjadi lol😂
@chanelamber218
5 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this made my day
@saarahcasm
5 жыл бұрын
u mean deforesTAEtion oops
@hwiva8017
5 жыл бұрын
honestly tho lol
@yakshace
4 жыл бұрын
this comment made my day
Im so dead you know? I think my friend buried me alive. Cause f death: Kim taehyung's voice Kim taehyung's hotness Kim taehyung's tongue technology Kim taehyung's daddy look
@Ganiqua
6 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Ari-17Righthere
6 жыл бұрын
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE I'M LIKIE DAMMN DAT IS ONE GOOD LOOKIN ALIEN RIGHT THERE I'M GONNA GO CRY AND BARRY THE BOTH OF OUR SOULS
@lexiew2820
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan Purrinces | Cheonsa all of this is so true
@lexiew2820
5 жыл бұрын
ARI - BTS ARMYANATOR 4 LIFE can you bury my soul too
@kamilakordiukaite7832
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan Purrinces | Cheonsa IKRRRRR
Im already Dying seeing him on screen .. If I saw Him in real life though, my Soul will just come out of me.
10:58 he literally just killed the catwalk, gucci this is the manz you need
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
I haVe A LAwyweer
*me silently screaming cuz my mom is sleep*
*intensively runs outside and smacks every tree on my road whilst receiving concerned looks from my neighbours*
@bts_taehyung2282
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jocelynrazon1248
5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Other kpop idols: show their abs, muscles and more... ME: Ok TAEHYUNG : Shows his back. ME: Can't move from shock.
11:06 he is jUST WALKING BUT WHY DO I FEEL ATTACKED
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
do you need a lawyer?
Tae: tell me what you want right now Me : YOU !!
@abnormal6889
5 жыл бұрын
tae: imma give it to ya girl right now (me: ~durty tots~)
Is Kim Taehyung real....like are you SURE HE’S REAL?????”
@mauv-ei4ef
5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure 😣
@mariamsleiman5521
5 жыл бұрын
@@mauv-ei4ef nor me
@Bxxanz
5 жыл бұрын
Hell naw
@gloriacortez7233
5 жыл бұрын
I dont think he's real
@carmenusurelu9836
5 жыл бұрын
I think he's a robot 😯😯😯
When your bias is Tae Tae.. and then there is your bias wrecker Taehyung 😂🥺
V's talents and character show that his parents raised him really well to be a decent person.
Me: *dead at the Baepsae clips* *hears no more dream dance break music* Me: *arises from the dead to drool over them*
@user-nw6nx1cq6k
4 жыл бұрын
He's good enough to die twice for 😂
He literally goes from cutie to a literal sexy god in 0.5 seconds
" I pretty sure this is easy," **Singularity comes on** Me: **throws phone on the ground and bangs head on the wall**
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
@@isabelleivy8094 stop
My bias list is now wrecked when I watched this, Jimin goodbye... Hey Taehyung!
Trees of the world, I am so sorry.
Can this man calm down?
@jaxxo.397
5 жыл бұрын
My man's got zero chill. It's his secret weapon.
@Kuithewiz
5 жыл бұрын
No ...no he can’t
* includes tae's whole existence *
Is it weird that I’m jealous of each member when they touch each other? Yes? Okay. I’ll go
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
burh
I die everytime at this dance break 00:45 DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY
@june-cm3vr
5 жыл бұрын
Ceciii. Which performance was that again?
@ruthadam6306
5 жыл бұрын
malia No more dream
@user-zn7lp9wu9r
5 жыл бұрын
Ceciii. Same
@chickennoodlesoup3301
5 жыл бұрын
HyPeRvEnTiLaTiNg
@nehpriyadarshini
5 жыл бұрын
Ceciii. I feel my neck strangled everytime he does that ❤️😳😘😭
*Someone please call the ambulance now to pick up my dead body* 💀
@minyoontae1617
5 жыл бұрын
..same..
@btsfanfictionsbanshee9685
5 жыл бұрын
djtrsh hello 911?
@Vash1123
5 жыл бұрын
well goddammn
Literally NOBODY can live up to his standard. Guess I’ll just be single forever! He’s just so ethereal on stage and adorable off stage 💜
11:51 V: hi sir! *at the very next moment* V: YoUr DaUgHtEr CaLlS mE dAdDy ToO! 😶😶😶
I’m trying to stay loyal to jimin but ITS FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE. if he were to punch me in the face, I would thank him.
@taehyungistheking6127
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂✌️ Lool Taehyung is ...wooow OmG 😍 My ultimate bias and bias wercker forever 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
@vdna7424
5 жыл бұрын
he is my bias and i have no bias wrecker his dancing skills naturally expressive
@cocodgfm.
4 жыл бұрын
I almost got bias wrecker by Jimin for the second time so I came here...... I AM LOYAL I PROMISE!!!!!
@Amy-sr5nm
4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT-
4:00 i think it must've been seriously cold because they're all breathing like dragons 😂
*I nEeD tO bE LoYaL tO JiMiN. BUT TAE, SERIOUSLY. YOU NEED TO STOP KILLING ME. I DIED MORE THAN 99999999X ALREADY BECAUSE OF KIM FREAKING TAEHYUNG.*
@mariehawkins465
4 жыл бұрын
Sis i was a kookie stan at first......But he won me over! He's ethereal and irresistible!😭😭😭😍😍😍
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
who!
@anabellebenitez265
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
this is a bad comment
@mejustme242
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
i love my bias making it difficult for me to breATHE
12minutes of me being *BiAs WReKeD*
@xurmomdotcomx5740
5 жыл бұрын
Shelly RELATABLE
@samiksha537
5 жыл бұрын
by my own bias :'-)
@lifegoeson7931
5 жыл бұрын
Same and the thing is....I have a boyfriend so....y'know I am an awesome girlfirend 😃👍👌
I really loved their blood, sweat and tears and spring time art references.... they're truely artists
whatever stylist tells tae he can wear headbands deserves a medal of honor
Cause of death: Kim Taehyung 💜
@Mei23054
4 жыл бұрын
That disease has attacked many innocent people including me rip
@lolaorozco9801
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@markgrimes930
3 жыл бұрын
I Need A lAwyer
@anabellebenitez265
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaa
*he has the audacity to gROWL AT ME*
@scarletred7439
5 жыл бұрын
problematic I know, like how dare you?!
@Kuithewiz
5 жыл бұрын
You know like stop 🛑
I get you, I’m fangirling so hard, screaming, it hurts but there’s no trees around, he belongs in a museum, that men is not real, I don’t make any sense, I’m gonna die.
3:13 can he just chill...bro I am attacked by him
Once you go Kim taehyung, you can't go back! MARK MY WORDS ARMY!! This man has been my bias since I first layed my eyes on BTS in 2016!✊🏼👍💙😍
@mariamsleiman5521
5 жыл бұрын
Same I was 2016 11 November it's gonna be two years
Is no one gonna talk about how Tae rolled his eyes back 4:35
@lauraitzel8334
5 жыл бұрын
I melt
@Kuithewiz
5 жыл бұрын
Nooo because I’m trying to stay al- screw it
@arpitavk7062
4 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are like he is having an orgasm!
@renoirrr
4 жыл бұрын
KKarpita Dutta oof wat- shit ur right- Oh sh-
Welp there goes my neat and organized bias list- Just take everything, I can't breathe anyway.
Whenever he wears a bandana, headband, or choker I die like sToP. There is no way you can be loyal to your bias.
Oh mother of god... I think he's out to destroy standards for everyone. ✋ Perpetually single here. No man would ever be able to live up to my standards now. I'm going to die alone now. 😂 Thanks Taehyung. I'm so wrecked.
@lauraitzel8334
5 жыл бұрын
Candise Scott 😂 that's what i was thinking, I got a little bit worried lol
@jennybangug76
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!
@rae6190
4 жыл бұрын
@@lauraitzel8334 I don't understand big words but same 😂😂😂
"Full course meal" lol 😂😂
HEADBAND TAE IS MY RELIGION
This is why i question why i wasnt born in south korea 😂 Taehyung this is why your my bias .
Honestly, he is the most graceful dancer for me with that kind of charm and sexiness that will kill you in an instant💜😄typing from my grave😂 not to mention his sexy, soulful voice...
Is it me or at 2:04- 2:50 tae looks really hot in head bands
@gianna2447
5 жыл бұрын
Deonna Davis he looks hot in anything tbh
@jiminiearmy5177
5 жыл бұрын
Yh I agree
@deonnadavis5385
5 жыл бұрын
gianna d tru tru
@playboijk7716
5 жыл бұрын
he broke my aircon 😱
@shamss3958
5 жыл бұрын
Deonna Davis I totally agree tbh
11:51 how can someone be so cute and so hot at the exact same timeee!!!!
such a legend...art in itself kim taehyung!!!
Kim Taehyung is a dangerous man I tell you ! literally could kill with a single look !
@neednojams9506
5 жыл бұрын
He killed my ovaries with a single look....so yeah it's definitely possible.
With that gaze, Taehyung could tell me to walk in front of a bus and I would sprint to it.
@mejustme242
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
The goddess of most handsome men in the world and very talented person...💜💜💜
10:26 put it in slow motion and you will thank me once you see it *taehyungs abs🤤🤤🤤🤤*
Oh my God he knows he's hot
10:58 GUCCI MODELS SHOULD BE JOBLESS BY NOW 🙄🙄
Your description really made so much laugh, now I can't help laughing 😂
He does on purposes to tease us ARMY but I can't lie his dancing is pretty hot
He should be called the living PERFECTION because that's what he is..Amazing..
*GOD DECIDED TO PUT EVERYTHING SEXY INTO A MIXING BOWL AND WHEN HE WAS FINISHED TAE APPEARED* 😩😩😩😩💜 I.LOVE.EVERYTHING.ABOUT.TAE.THIS.VID.MADE.ME.WHACK.SO.MANY.TREES
00:45 oh sweet baby Jesus
@lanielizabeth331
4 жыл бұрын
Taetae is baebae does anyone know what song this is though?
@tomatopoopy2192
4 жыл бұрын
@@lanielizabeth331 same ive been wondering
@lanielizabeth331
4 жыл бұрын
@@tomatopoopy2192 okay so its the no more dream japan concert with the dance break, i gotchu
@tomatopoopy2192
4 жыл бұрын
@@lanielizabeth331 THANK YOU SM
BTS is Kim Taehyung, V is BTS.. all in one, wonderful and amazing young man! God blesses this man, for sure! 💜💜💜
He's too perfect!! He's too handsome!! He's too cute!! And he does it effortlessly How???
@lexiew2820
5 жыл бұрын
Kim Taehyung's Fan my question exactly
you weren't kidding about the warning.
@Erika-yu9ru
5 жыл бұрын
😁I should listen to the warnings
@rachelbarboza8712
5 жыл бұрын
@@Erika-yu9ru 😂😂😂
2:10 me: *Somebody stop him I'm bout to pop off*
he really out here ending every models career
Tae’s headband look needs to make a comeback but at the same time it shouldn’t, I sorta enjoy breathing
kinda irrelevant but like why do people hate his mullet?? like his mullet is everything and i saw a tweet i think about someone saying "thank god taehyung cut his mullet it was hella ugly" ??? wtf?
@waydanker
5 жыл бұрын
Alicia la bunniez omg same i was in love with his mullet
@mnarxh8356
5 жыл бұрын
His mullet were goals! I would literally fucking marry it
@lauraitzel8334
5 жыл бұрын
Some people are crazy
@mauv-ei4ef
5 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest. *He can rock ANYTHING you put on him.*
@monzu13
5 жыл бұрын
Same
Taehyung: wears a bandana or a headband Me: *DEAD ☠️💀
Dear V, *STOB IT!!!* ~Thank you😭
omg I was watching this and my little brother comes up behind me and watches tae hip thrust and I look behind me and we both start dying and my dad comes and I half way close my computer and he was like "what was that" and I showed him tae hip thrust omg I'm dad
A few words I have to say Taehyung: "GOSH!!! CAN YOU STOP PLEASE!! I WANT TO BREATH AND TO LIVE LONGER!!! WHEN ON THE EARTH WILL YOU UNDERSTAND????😱😱😱😱"
That one joker line that fits him Would you die for me Yes Too easy would you live for me Yes
@drakeashtonmontefalco6603
2 жыл бұрын
Raynare-chan 😍😍😍😍😍
4:00 V's best look ever this is literally a vampire
And the funny thing is This video could be so much longer, because this man JUST WON'T LET US LIVE I SWEAR Anyways, thank you for doing it. I don't know if I'm angry or happy anymore. I guess both at the same time
@WasuWasuSu
6 жыл бұрын
panta rhei if it was longer...he will be charged with mass destruction trees....
@lexiew2820
5 жыл бұрын
panta rhei I feel you
Damn lets all wack a tree!!!!
*Watching this just makes me wanna break 50 box’s of pencils*
This is my ghost commenting here😭 My heart can't handle u anymore taehyung 😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜
HOW CAN HE GO THAT HIGH BUT ALSO THAT DEEP.. IS THIS HELL AND HEAVEN IN ONE CUZ I DONT MIND
I swear when you brought up tae growling at 6:10 I literally kept going back to that part even though it killed me inside
@chickennoodlesoup3301
5 жыл бұрын
Software instability
I love how at 11:04 Taehyung walks like he oens the world 💛💛💛💛
“Chocolate cheeks” V- licks his lips OH. MY. LORD. I CANTTTT
I'm high now and fire
@jezriahibe1466
6 жыл бұрын
taekook forever BULTARLNULRE idk what is the correct roman.
@writerwannabe8778
5 жыл бұрын
FIIIIIIREEEEE!! 😂
Lets make taehyung in a headband my religion.Whos with me????
@mauv-ei4ef
5 жыл бұрын
And a choker 👌
u know if u wanna whack a tree or tree's......just hear v's singularity
This is exactly why they have stage names. V the daddy and taehyung the cutie