Hahaha, this is so accurate. I'm thinking of getting a t-shirt made that says "Yes, I'm an English major. No, I don't want to be a teacher."

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

That's a great tee-shirt idea, yooooo!! I'd wear the heck out of it, except I actually want to go into education...

@KateriRansom

10 жыл бұрын

OMYGOSH!!! I get that all the time!

@JM-fr1pt

7 жыл бұрын

I need this shirt! lol

Writing is the one thing that I am good at Academically, everything else is so damn mundane and boring.

@Anna-dr3qh

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, yes! It's the same for me

@ericwilson6994

5 жыл бұрын

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@hectorguillen8573

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers for this, I've been looking for "list of jobs for creative writing majors" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you ever come across - Jeyeyton Riyria Process - (do a search on google ) ? Ive heard some amazing things about it and my neighbour got cool success with it.

@angelartamesia2

3 жыл бұрын

That is too true! Math is hard.. science is interesting, but I don't want to make that my life, History is notes and tests... I prob won't learn Korean for the rest of my life... Sooo yeah Creative writing is the most interesting academically...

Don't forget the "oh yeah, that's a tough business with all of the bookstores closing" -_-

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Ha, that's the first time I've heard that. But I can totally imagine people saying that...

I get this! I've just graduated from English Literature BA (although I did take creative writing in my first year). Whenever people find out that I took English Literature, the usual, 99.9% of the time response is, 'So, you wanna be a teacher then?'... I had an AMAZING moment the other night, at a party, when one guy found out I took English Literature and said 'So you wanna be a writer then?' (which I do). In that moment, I wanted to get down on one knee and propose to him I was so happy! That response never ever happens! Sure, it's still a bit of an assumption based on my uni course but for me it was refreshing because that is what I wanna do/am doing/am. Makes me happy because other people responses seem to be so money orientated or whatever. Take off your money goggles folks and do what you love :)

@lexinicole1418

8 жыл бұрын

+iain mcminn smooth

@WhisperImSensitive

4 жыл бұрын

Same. In fact my best friend and everyone else takes that time to tell me to switch to teaching.

Truth. There is a book called Starve Better about writing and money. I really want to buy it, but sadly, I can't afford it because I'm a writer.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES. Ha, but I totally get you. I have to be so strict with myself because I'm poor...

As an English major I always got, "Oh I wish I had the luxury of reading all day, that sounds so fun and easy..." OH yeah...so easy. Now I get, "So what do you do?" "I'm a writer, working on a novel..."Oh, that's so cool, I wish I could just write all day, but I have to work..." It never ends :) Fun video!

I did Journalism for 2 years so I can relate. I must've heard almost all of these variations. My favourite was "but anyone can be a journalist, look I have twitter"

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Pfffffft, that's a sure sign that that person has never taken a journalism class. Having taken a journalism class, I can say from experience that being a journalist ain't a joke!

Oh, I'm getting flashbacks to my college days. "Liberal Arts, huh? So. . . uh. . .what exactly are you studying?" "Literally everything" "No, but like, specifically." "Specifically everything." "And what are you going to do with that?"

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

ALWAYS AND FOREVER. When will people learn that there is no guarantee of anything? Baaaah.

Yes! And everyone is like: so what's your backup plan? You know in case you fail. And I'm like: Well, thanks for the encouragement I guess I'll just be a homeless person then.

This makes me anxious about my future

@heytheremanila9076

7 жыл бұрын

Even though people used to ask me if I'm going to get a stable job after finishing it, I still pursue it. That's called passion 😊

This is brilliant! I also studied creative writing, so I know your pain - people used to say that the only thing that studying creative writing allows you to do is to teach creative writing. Don't worry - there'll always be jobs available for people who can write. Y'know, properly. I got a job, and you can do it too :D I used to get annoyed when my housemates accused me of having an 'easy' degree that 'doesn't require much work', and then got mad at me for staying in to write when they were going out clubbing.

@adriannaj1711

7 жыл бұрын

SocialBookshelves.com it's actually said to be in the top 50 of hardest-working college majors.

"anything to contribute to society?" ASDFHALSKDFJA I HEAR THIS TOO OFTEN!!!

You know, I had one of those "useful" majors and careers. I studied computer science, and before my chronic illness set in, I had almost a six figure job. But being unable to work for a while has given me time to reflect. Would I have done differently for my education? Probably not. But at the same time, as I reflect on what I want to do if I can return to work, working in the tech field doesn't sound appealing or meaningful. You know what does? Writing. My talent and interest are not necessarily in fiction, but it is in creative writing nonetheless. I got (and get) plenty of annoying questions as a CS major/professional programmer. A lot of expectations. But, I'd rather do and contribute what is most meaningful to me. If that's writing, that's what I'll do. I don't mind leaving behind something outwardly prestigious and "non-risky" salary-wise. I'd rather be true to myself. Even being a programmer, geek, and technology lover, I think I've been more affected by writers and artists than I have technologists. So, I say, be you,

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

That's awesome, Travis! And so very uplifting. I hope you keep at it with writing! :)

Despite all the things that people might say to me, I will be studying Creative and Professional Writing next year when I start uni 💜💜💜

I was going to major in creative writing but my parents talked me out of it now I'm doing computer science because they say I need to make money and writing doesn't make it I doubt it if I would've made it in the industry anyway but watching this makes me want to go into creative writing I love it so much.

@ahdhwjdue8362

3 жыл бұрын

Try it on the side with the computer science money should you succeed flip over to creative writing fully.

YOOOO I RELATE TO THIS last night at work i was talking to my new coworker and telling her about how i might go to grad school and yada yada and she kept saying "but what are you gonna do with that" and "but what are you gonna do after that" and i was like HEY LADY i don't need that pressure on me I AM A CHILD I DON'T HAVE MY LIFE TOGETHER

@annnareadsbooks

10 жыл бұрын

this comment was a little dramatic sorry mom i love you and am really going to miss your daily videos!

"I would argue that the human narrative is also important." Nancy, I am DYING. THESE ARE SO ACCURATE. I hear deviations of these EVERY DAY. "Wow I wish I could've been *brave* enough to major in creative writing. I just thought it was more sensible to be an English major, I guess." Or the one I hear a lot is, "Oh, you don't have to worry about finals. I mean, what do you even DO for a creative writing final?" Or, my favorite: when I'm sitting quietly during family gatherings or social events, everyone's like "Are you going to include this/me in one of your future novels?" Like no, you're not THAT cool???? But hey, I guess it comes with the territory lol. At least we're lucky enough to be in a field that hones our specific passions :D

Lost it at the end with the bit about the whale and the traveling furniture salesman pitch. xD

The sarcasm in the video is hilarious! I think Creative Writing is an interesting major. You could be a writing teacher, work in publishing, or even become a journalist! I would love to go back to school for that field to learn all different types of writing. I graduated in Journalism because I love writing and reading.

vlogtember is the best time ever, loving all of these videos!

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

It's almost over!!!! *cries*

Another great video. I'm kind of wishing September didn't have to end! And oh the trials of English/Creative Writing Majors. I personally had two favorite ridiculous responses whenever I told people I was a Lit major: 1. Oh, so I'm sure you've read [insert random book here]. Uh, being a lit major does not make me a walking library! 2. So what do you guy's talk about... Like, who's your favorite character? I have no words for this one. No words.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA!!! Yesssss! All the time. I get a few of those, too.

I loved the scissors scene. Had me laughing pretty hard! Keep it up!

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Sometimes, you just need to carry scissors around.

thank you for this video I'm going to show this video to every soul that raises these questions to me and afterwards ask if they have any more questions to ask. and by then all their questions will be answered .

This was hilarious. :) :) As an art major I can tell you people don't even ask that kind of thing... they just assume you're not going to do anything with your life :D Sadface. I wonder where people think all these books they read come from if not from Creative Writing majors.... :)

i am a computer science major. i always get ask one of these two questions: what video games i play, or how fast i can type. Which neither of those questions contribute to my decision for majoring in computer science.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Haha, oh man. We all have those struggles. I think a better question would just be why you chose that field. :)

THIS IS THE TRUEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET. I majored in film with a focus on screenwriting and YUPPPPP

It's similar with English majors. I get intrusive comments or suggestions all the time regarding future plans and money. Also the assumption that I'm going to teach and/or correct their grammar. SO MUCH TRUTH.

Lovely video. Yesterday, was the last day of orientation week for this guy. Classes start next Thursday. I'm doing history . All the best with uni , Nancy !!! 😃😃😃😉

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks! You too! :D

I actually just changed my major to creative writing and the reason why is because I want to become a librarian. I also wanted to become a better writer. I was literally majoring in biology at first before it realized what I really wanted to do.

@niamorgan9889

7 жыл бұрын

mariah love I was literally you 3 years ago now I'm waiting for grad school responses for MFA programs.

I'm not taking any classes or anything but I found this video extremely entertaining :) I will subscribe now

Hehe... my life :P at least we can rant about this with our fellow creative writers! :)

I'm from South America, and I've been studying english as a second language here at the U.S about six months ago. I love reading and writing, so I see "Creative Writing" as a good option. I'm just pretty nervous because you know choosing a major is a really big deal. A lot of pressure on me right now. I have been researching about it, but I really need some words from somebody who actually studies CW. I would appreciate any information or advice. Thanks! I like your videos :D (and your acting) xD

@thenaemanoorandtanveershow2304

8 жыл бұрын

Wow

I assure you, your acting skills are excellent. :)

@tanishabyrd6728

7 жыл бұрын

Ronald Alexy haha!!

I'm a okay writer and I want to major in creative writing but for some reason everyone around me wants me to major in history 😩

This hit so close to home. Subscribing~

Remember... The textbooks almost everyone reads in school, is written by a writer 😃

If that is what you love to do, more power to you! Keep going! :)

"You shouldn't study at the university for something that you can study by self-taught". Yeah, tell that to J.K. Rowling from her roller coaster at Universal Studio.

You're freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

Do you not get "Have you published anything successful?"

This was brilliant! I can definitely relate coming from an English Lit major background... 'oh so, you're going to become an English teacher? No? Well, good luck with life' My Masters in librarianship was worse though, yes I'm definitely learning how to shelve books and say shh correctly :/

Well, kids, I'm the old fart with No College, well I did go to nursing school at age 53 and that was too much vocation shock for me. I was an oilfield welder for over 30 yrs. Spent time in the US Army, preached for 25 yrs. and a few other things I have done. I'm a talker with a lot to say but people get tired of me jabbering all the time. Writing now is my escape to a place where I can talk all I want to. What I'm trying to say is, young folks y'all need to have something to write about. I have no formal training as far as writing goes. But in all my years of schooling, high school and below there have been certain teachers that have seen something in me as they were always pulling me aside to do special things for them. It happened in the Army too, and in almost everything I have put my mind to. I have written several letters to higher-ups than y'all have had to deal with but I got what I wanted. I have written over 20 short stories and have a book started. I have a lot and I mean a lot of blue Post-it notes with several short stories ideas on everyone. I write what I know and at 69 that's too much for here. Don't be discouraged but for now, write what you know and get the feel of putting it all down. You may read it and say what was I thinking or dang that went pretty well. It can sure make a bad day better. Writing lets you free to be you and the telling of your story. Vacations, proms, homecoming, fights with bros and sis, or a long walk or fast ride, life as you know it is volumes of things to put together as a or your story. You Can Do It !!!!! :)

Kids used to ask me, "What do you wanna get in college?" me: uh, creativr writing *beams* kids: sooooo... what kind of work you'll get from that." me: I'll write kids: LIKE FOREVER?!?!?!

I am loving this Vlogtember

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Yaaay! :D

Haha, thank you for this video! I always get mixed reviews when I tell older folks that I'm majoring in Creative Writing. The two responses I usually get are: "What do you plan on doing with that?" or ".......Oh." When I first started college it bothered me a bit, but now I just let it roll off my shoulder.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

At least it gets better. I was SO annoyed after this week!

Im thinking about majoring in creative writing but im sure how to figure out which college is the one i should attend

Omg. I'm in my last year of law school and am writing the rough draft of a novel and people can be so "helpful" in telling me how unstable publishing is, how unlikely it is that anyone will read it, how "niche" my book is, how I should make it "less feminist so it'll appeal to more readers," etc. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR VALUABLE INPUT. And that's not even counting the people who tell me that it's not lucrative and that I should stick to law, which I hate with the fiery passion of a trillion suns. "Why would you leave law for writing?" "....Because I feel decidedly more happy writing than I do analyzing causes of action for a lawsuit, that's why." "But...money, tho." "But...feeling fulfilled, tho." TL;DR -- I know your pain, girl.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

IT'S LIKE BEING HAPPY IS NOT A WORTHWHILE ENDEAVOR. I don't get people sometimes, man!

I relate so much I subscribed :')

Lolololol this had me dying. Its beyond true! 😂😂😂

mad funny with the '' I'm going to the sea, battle a big white whale, and when I find land I'll become a nomadic furniture sales person'' xD I would love to do that after college no lie, sounds more fun than getting a job.

Oh my god, yes! I have a degree in English and I got all of these exact same questions as well which pissed me off beyond belief. I'm not a math whiz, I'm not a scientific genius, I can't be a lawyer because I suck at public speaking, can't be a doctor/nurse because I'm way too squeamish...reading and writing is what I'm good at and what I'm comfortable with.

I searched for creative writing videos and came across this. This is durned funny. You're too modest with your acting abilities. This reminds me of the time I met a welder with a master's in psychology. I asked, "Dude, shouldn't you be curing mental illness or something?" He replied, "I make more money welding," then flipped his face shield down and went back to work. But please, don't take up welding. Go for acting.

lol...I'm getting my associates in Creative Writing. a lot of questions I get are "so...what are you gonna do after?" and I'm like...write... hopefully.

Haha...I kinda relate about this. I get asked similar questions when I say I major in Linguistics. The looks oh the looks they have. They mostly are implying why I don't major from the Health Sciences.

I've even had someone tell me I was smart because i wanted to write for teens and that's "a big market!" Because of course as an artist I want to make my life choices on what niche will make me more money...

I wish we had creative writing classes where I live. The universities in my city don't really foster creative writing here. We have a lot of design and music courses, but none for creative writing, and it really bothers me. The closest I can get to creative writing is studying English&American Studies or German Studies. And I only dared studying English&American Studies after having finished my economics degree, which killed my creativity anyway. XD Props to all creative writing students, I envy you for being able to study what you're passionate about.

Kind of reminds me when I told people I was a Fine Arts major haha. I did minor in Creative Writing too though.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, right when people hear "fine arts" or "MFA," they tilt their head like you're a poor soul!

As someone studying film...I 100% relate to this video.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Oooooh, man. My sister studied film. This was all she ever heard!

I should do one of these for microbiology. I feel like any graduate student gets asked a lot of odd questions about their "life plan". Also, awkward grad school mixers are awkward.

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

DO IT. I don't know much about the experience of STEM people, but I'm curious. ;)

bro i relate because I go to an arts high school for creative writing. Today some girl said "I just don't get why you'd pick a department that makes you do more work." Everyone thinks that all we do is write esssays

Not even in college. I'm applying for a fine arts highschool for writing and when I told dad he was like: " you sure? Getting jobs would be hard". LIKE YES OF COURSE I KNOW D A D

Hey, one thing always makes me wonder. People think you can make more money in the novel sector, but actually ist wrong. The most money publishers make is in the textbook sector(or specialist books? im german im not quite sure how you call the books on marketable topics).

Ha! Funny! Believe me, as a 40-yr-old prison guard, I hear even MORE digs at my writing (even though I've published numerous short stories and two novels), things I might vlog about one day. They think if you're not recreating the success of Stephen King (my writing genre), then you're wasting your time. lol

Now i am confused should i go for it or not !!! I am into writing and my page @cutestories.4u on insta also gets good response too... Please suggest me what to do !!!

2:36 ... But NO ONE wants to hear a 'critique.' So NOW what ...

GOOD

I was a political science major and I got some of these comments as well, mostly from one of my friend's fathers (so I just started avoiding him haha)

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

Yes, I avoid, too. :D

lol. Wait, the human narrative is also important? I think people's questions say more about themselves than about you, if you catch my drift. This was great, Nancy!

well im here

Haven't got any of these yet, lol. Maybe everyone respects my work?

when i told my teacher (i was 13) that i wanted to be a writer when i grew up and she told me that she was going to tip when i was waiting tables :/

@Dani_1012

8 жыл бұрын

Well that's rude...

@letiggo1448

8 жыл бұрын

What the hell?!

such irony

This is the same thing Illustration majors get....siiigh. :')

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

We should make a support group. :D

hahahha i can relate this :D

I don't think people know how to have work conversations without talking about money 😅 smh

Ugh. Ignore the jerks..IGNORE

@fancynancyketchup

10 жыл бұрын

I've just been playing T-Swift's Shake it Off nonstop. THIS IS HOW I COPE.

@yvettemadelaine

10 жыл бұрын

lol YES.

O so you must want to be a teacher! Or ya know J.K. Rowling was homeless and all it took was a napkin!!

@SnoggingonSundayBooks

10 жыл бұрын

BAHAHA I'm totally just kidding!!! As a fellow English make I just had to add my two cents in there on the things that I hear!! I did a book tube video on what I hear when I say I'm a lit studies major! I feel your pain! One time I just told someone I was going to be the town story teller on the corner just to see their reaction! #englishwoes thanks for the laugh! :-)

so you have no answers for the questions ?:S just silly, sarcastic responses

Nice vid, I wish you can do a critique on some of my stories. Scary Stories on android app. My handle name is GEN64 and I am moderator there.

@MoreThanChess

9 жыл бұрын

+Going4Draw Oh yeah I dropped out of English second language course, it's not even regular English. It's funny how I fell in love with writing shorts. But, I do hold a regular job.

Do you guys learn anything at all? Lol.

not many people can relate to this

arrogent people dont know creative writing build music you enjoy

waste of my time