Things Cowboys Don't Say (in the branding pen)

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Cowboys say a lot.. But there is also a lot they DON'T say!
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Who is Dale Brisby!? Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He crawls outta bed the same way he crawls into the bucking chute, ready to keep it 90! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! We all know that one guy who's always playin. You find yourself wondering every time he opens his mouth if its a serious story or another joke. You think to yourself, "You play too much! But it is funny. And you're good looking. And I want to name my kid after you. And you're a legend. And I want you to kiss my wife on the mouth!" Well that guy is me! Sometimes when I open my mouth, I don't even know if what I'm about to say is credible, so I can't imagine how you feel! However, if it isn't true, it otta be! Thanks again for joining!

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  • @joehardy3692
    @joehardy36923 жыл бұрын

    The fact they were able to smile after taking a drink of white claw is a testament to the high quality of acting put on display. Well done 👏👏

  • @johnbailey3611
    @johnbailey36113 жыл бұрын

    This may be one of my personal favorites. Couldn’t stop laughing

  • @user-wz2ex7ux9h
    @user-wz2ex7ux9h3 жыл бұрын

    "Cows literally equal wealth." LoL!!!😂🤣😂 THIS WHOLE EPISODE WAS GREATNESS!!! Well done lads, well done.👏

  • @Calfr-334
    @Calfr-3343 жыл бұрын

    “No just use my hair tie” lmao

  • @mohammadalslaibi9654
    @mohammadalslaibi96543 жыл бұрын

    That’s fine acting right there OL’SON

  • @lukeescamilla9386
    @lukeescamilla93863 жыл бұрын

    Two weeks ago someone asked me “if y’all don’t make much money on the cattle why do you ranch?” They don’t have cattle

  • @TheVodec
    @TheVodec3 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering what Donnie's skin care routine is.

  • @vikingoutdoor3179
    @vikingoutdoor31793 жыл бұрын

    Lmao "It's alright if steps on my hat, I just let him do what he wants.. " the way his voice was shakin as he was getting tossed around to 😂

  • @skyking228
    @skyking2283 жыл бұрын

    It's going to be a tough couple of years for the ranching business. Inflation, fuel prices, Californians moving to Texas, billionaires buying up all the ranch and farm land they can get their hands on...

  • @jordanterry6319
    @jordanterry63193 жыл бұрын

    Lmao @ Donnie “smash that subscribe button” 😂

  • @AC-rv2em
    @AC-rv2em3 жыл бұрын

    This video is a pure work of art

  • @csf.outdoors7933
    @csf.outdoors79333 жыл бұрын

    I'm just happy Donny finally dropped his skin care routine, been trying to figure that shit out for years... Now all we need his Leeroys shampoo and conditioner line up!

  • @oden4220
    @oden42203 жыл бұрын

    The White Claws at the end were epic.

  • @logan434
    @logan4343 жыл бұрын

    The white claws at the end hahaha

  • @hixbass1638
    @hixbass16383 жыл бұрын

    No cowboys were converted in the makin of this video😂

  • @IPOOskar
    @IPOOskar3 жыл бұрын

    The white claws😂🤣😂

  • @trentonwhitaker8400
    @trentonwhitaker84003 жыл бұрын

    Oh dale yeah!🤙

  • @shaniatom946
    @shaniatom9463 жыл бұрын

    Your videos makes me miss ranching 🙌🏼🙌🏼❤

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh those rowels are sooooo cute.

  • @therisingphoenixvapery102
    @therisingphoenixvapery1023 жыл бұрын

    Needed this Monday afternoon laughter boys. Big thanks...lol Much love from Helotes, Tejas

  • @III-pk3xm
    @III-pk3xm3 жыл бұрын

    Y’all just went 90 on “ Things Cowboys don’t say”! Dale yah!

  • @rowef
    @rowef3 жыл бұрын

    Not crazy about half tops. Literally spit my beer out. So good.

  • @fjwrt
    @fjwrt3 жыл бұрын

    Wow a white claw, too funny

  • @ankeduplessis1911
    @ankeduplessis19113 жыл бұрын

    Ol son i love your videos most of all what cowboys dont say and what cowboy do say😂😂 its like your own language ol son keep up the good work😎

  • @ms.cellaneous7458
    @ms.cellaneous74583 жыл бұрын

    I think you guys covered it pretty good. Donnie's skin care routine.🤣 Dale, "are we keepin' these?🤣 Great video? Well Dale Yeah!🤠👍

  • @quickhandluke.387
    @quickhandluke.3873 жыл бұрын

    I still like the “do you think I need this rope?” One from the other you made.

  • @chrischunn7417
    @chrischunn74173 жыл бұрын

    I do not see why you haven’t hit a half a mill yet cause y’all have great content

  • @maeJoyBwithU-ux3fn
    @maeJoyBwithU-ux3fn3 жыл бұрын

    so grateFuLL you are taking good care ofYouRseLf donnie... thankYou for staying hydrated! [the pearl snaps look good]

  • @dawsonmathis7828
    @dawsonmathis78283 жыл бұрын

    I love the videos

  • @jakemcnutt7712
    @jakemcnutt77123 жыл бұрын

    Possibly the best one yet!!🤙🏽😜

  • @HFVidShotz
    @HFVidShotz2 жыл бұрын

    All funny. The ending though, my wife drinks that stuff. 😂

  • @tommartin1223
    @tommartin12233 жыл бұрын

    You guys are great!

  • @bigjoehunn8849
    @bigjoehunn88493 жыл бұрын

    I love gabe in the cowboy hat 😂😂😂 save some women for the rest of us

  • @buckaroomanreh
    @buckaroomanreh3 жыл бұрын

    Listen here ol son I love disc golf. The rest is spot on

  • @ilyeCJay
    @ilyeCJay3 жыл бұрын

    as good as it gets. real good laughs from this

  • @jonbondavis8725
    @jonbondavis87253 жыл бұрын

    I like the new guy, he fits in well!

  • @spurbrisbia9259
    @spurbrisbia92593 жыл бұрын

    Your The Man Dale! 😈

  • @nelson12330
    @nelson123303 жыл бұрын

    This is golden! 😂😂😂

  • @jaredclark3017
    @jaredclark30173 жыл бұрын

    That new intern is a keeper!

  • @jpascaln
    @jpascaln3 жыл бұрын

    Good job boys! Good edit.

  • @jeradbennett5030
    @jeradbennett50303 жыл бұрын

    Love these man.

  • @edmondwright5589
    @edmondwright55893 жыл бұрын

    Too funny! Keep it up guys!

  • @jaredself9032
    @jaredself90323 жыл бұрын

    It was all great but got even better with the White Claw scene.

  • @scottstephenson468
    @scottstephenson4683 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the laugh 😅🤣

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    Oh no, I grabbed my left hand rope and right hand glove. I'll just sit on him backwards.

  • @scumbagfrag
    @scumbagfrag3 жыл бұрын

    The B.C Powder lmaooo

  • @SweetMariehoneybee0933
    @SweetMariehoneybee09333 жыл бұрын

    Might need to group text this one. That’s great

  • @lukeswaine413
    @lukeswaine4133 жыл бұрын

    Very good video guys.

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    My spotter said he knew the bull it goes jump jump left but it went jump left, RE-RIDE!

  • @amosmoses9247
    @amosmoses92473 жыл бұрын

    I'm ok with making fun of white claws but if it's cold and free we wont turn one down

  • @stevejackson9952

    @stevejackson9952

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just remember more ABV% than Bud Light/ Coors light

  • @brooke3471
    @brooke34712 жыл бұрын

    donnie vloggin got me😂

  • @stevenj9414
    @stevenj94143 жыл бұрын

    I actually got into a discussion about snaps vs buttoned shirts at a country bar. Kind of went down the same way. Snaps make easier to take off your shirt when you take that pretty cowgirl home. Too bad all the shirts I have are buttoned 😛

  • @brentonking3616
    @brentonking36163 жыл бұрын

    This awesome 😂

  • @kodiogle
    @kodiogle3 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣 this is some funny shit I don’t care who ya are lol

  • @texasfan3345
    @texasfan33453 жыл бұрын

    Stop. Loved it. Great video. Gig em.

  • @horselover1228
    @horselover12283 жыл бұрын

    2 weeks too late, but good one!!!

  • @cherokee379
    @cherokee3793 жыл бұрын

    Donnie and Little Roy should have grabbed each other's hand after they cheers each other and then sipped the white claw lmao

  • @fluffyfreak505
    @fluffyfreak5053 жыл бұрын

    How many beers did it take to rinse that white claw taste out? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wendeldean6717
    @wendeldean67173 жыл бұрын

    THE BEST !!🤣

  • @jpascaln
    @jpascaln3 жыл бұрын

    The white claw. 😂 Which one of you luggs risked embarrassment to buy those? Dang!

  • @sircuban5852
    @sircuban58523 жыл бұрын

    Mineral water? Is this the Austin location of Radiator Ranch?

  • @chanteljoshplummer8745
    @chanteljoshplummer87453 жыл бұрын

    Whiteclaws at the end were the cherry on top

  • @heavyranchers7875
    @heavyranchers78753 жыл бұрын

    Awesome 😂😂

  • @mitchellchandler3689
    @mitchellchandler36893 жыл бұрын

    What where we smoken when u guys made this?

  • @gorelord2759
    @gorelord2759 Жыл бұрын

    New video. If you drink white claw, you ain't no cowboy

  • @tj6767
    @tj67673 жыл бұрын

    Oh I smashed the subside button Donnie.

  • @saddletramp1860
    @saddletramp18603 жыл бұрын

    "Do you like my new rompers?"

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    Am I wire brushing my rope tail to hard?

  • @zanderritchie4799
    @zanderritchie47993 жыл бұрын

    So true So true!! Someday I hope to be a super puncher like Dale when get older

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    Is it resin or rosin? Everyone says rosin but I feel like it should be resin, you know?

  • @nelsonarias4560
    @nelsonarias45603 жыл бұрын

    LeMadeline’s brunch yum 🥰

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    What's a buckle bunny?

  • @dennisarnette2347
    @dennisarnette23473 жыл бұрын

    From an ex nc bullrider I wanna see one more n the buckle go to jagger

  • @reidos5669
    @reidos56692 жыл бұрын

    I. Just. Let. Him. Do. What. He. Wants.

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    Spurs? But on TV you just see then holding with one hand.

  • @ivanthemisunderstood6940
    @ivanthemisunderstood69403 жыл бұрын

    Rhino corn. Getcha some.

  • @kristinetwenty9374
    @kristinetwenty93743 жыл бұрын

    lmaooooooooo!!!

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    Whats redman?

  • @texasrider4D5
    @texasrider4D53 жыл бұрын

    I don't see how anybody likes sweet tea... Me: 😶😧 we ain't frenns no moh.

  • @janewolfe6699
    @janewolfe66993 жыл бұрын

    This video should pop up when you google "fake news".

  • @sandyjuergens2657
    @sandyjuergens2657 Жыл бұрын

    Cuz you wouldn't let JB buy you one Donnie! 🤔😒🙄😁❤️🤠 Remember, 2am, some gas station. I would've friggin fainted if I walked into a gas station & see Dale, JB & Donnie. Me: ( 🤔No, can't be. I have been driving 5 hrs straight, I gotta be seeing 💩)

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson3 жыл бұрын

    "Why don't we ride motorcycles instead of horses?" Seriously,working for my aunt's oil/cattle ranch in Oklahoma,we rode Kawasakis to herd the cattle. "We're MODERN cowboys,son."

  • @sonoman00ify

    @sonoman00ify

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cause motorcycles aren't cowboy...son.

  • @Tirantekk
    @Tirantekk3 жыл бұрын

    You know they finished those white claws

  • @amillerhighlife
    @amillerhighlife3 жыл бұрын

    Forget you guys!!! How do you think disc golf was invented? Ever heard of flinging cow chips in the pasture?

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    This beers to cold.

  • @ryanbradley4342
    @ryanbradley43423 жыл бұрын

    The real question is where did Donnie get his sunglasses , need a pair of them

  • @montanamtngirl
    @montanamtngirl2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao white claw...I don't even know how they could fake drinking that.🤢🤮 🤣😂

  • @atVVV1
    @atVVV13 жыл бұрын

    I was with you all the way until the whiteclaws...which are GREAT! I've been able to completely remove all non-alcoholic fluid from my diet. Yeeyeeeds t ghjkknnkluy!

  • @Mr1jimmer
    @Mr1jimmer3 жыл бұрын

    You ain't no Cowboy if you don't fill your mind with the wisdom of the Super Puncher DB, listen to The Music Man Leroy, & enjoy the video's from Donnie Daytona

  • @johnglover5071
    @johnglover50713 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha. Good stuff! How 'bout, hey man ,better wash ya hands 'fore you eat dat samich!

  • @chrischunn7417
    @chrischunn74173 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @michaelabercrombie5744
    @michaelabercrombie57443 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @levidye2348
    @levidye23483 жыл бұрын

    (Praying before draw) please let me get the banana horn please let me get the banana horn

  • @dennisarnette2347
    @dennisarnette23473 жыл бұрын

    Coming from a time when I entered at 16 n watched jb tell him from us in NC we wanna 18 jb back at the open deals in king stegalls rafter k n Davis deals the man was cut on back pens n open bull riding with 500 to a thousand added. He's the Chris shivers of 90s cowboy n 2021 better look out he's "feeling dangerous"

  • @cew995
    @cew9953 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious

  • @moreengover6033
    @moreengover60333 жыл бұрын

    Why don't we just band them? Here's my hair tie. I just let him do what he wants... lololol

  • @hibye7804
    @hibye78043 жыл бұрын

    We need the ol son

  • @jessechilli3478
    @jessechilli34783 жыл бұрын

    Cowboy hat memo

  • @doubleoughtranch4445
    @doubleoughtranch44452 жыл бұрын

    00:59

  • @sebastiend.5335
    @sebastiend.53353 жыл бұрын

    Things cowboys DO say: Yee Yee!!

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