“I GOTTA PEE!... but im also thirsty” its almost like you got forked by your own body

@flux1940

3 жыл бұрын

i burst out laughing at this moment

@TymexComputing

3 жыл бұрын

It also could be a pin of one versus another :) lets not talk about skewering :)

I could watch eggman play chess and sporcle quizzes all day

@Northernlion

3 жыл бұрын

boy do I have a twitch channel for you

"I don't think it's good, but you get some style points. ....you know what?" Aaaand that's gonna be a pog

The extra tension the bladder brought to the 2nd game was greatly appreciated, what a fantastic plotline

@ronaldduttweiler1578

3 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of youtube drama I come here for

The lack of ‘eyyy everybody’ means this is from twitch

@fisheatsyourhead

3 жыл бұрын

I was scared post-baby NL content would dip in quality and quantity but this mad man finds a way to entertain us plebians for free anyway with high poggers content

@Northernlion

3 жыл бұрын

ceo of knowledge

@James-yw9ht

3 жыл бұрын

@@Northernlion hi NL I really enjoy your chess content

@rmatt53

3 жыл бұрын

I watched this on twitch and went hell yeah pog. A day later watched it again on KZread. Gourds still getting pogged. God bless me having the memory of a goldfish.

@Reptonious

3 жыл бұрын

also the piss break wasn't edited out

Needing to pee NL is Chess thanos

Can we all just take a moment and celebrate multiple weeks with no misclicks. Atta boi NL

they had no idea who they were pogging against

@primeministersinister4541

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 famous last pogs

Real talk - leaving the pee break in the runtime was hilarious.

Where did this guy come from and why do I love him

@Michael-Hammerschmidt

3 жыл бұрын

I've been asking myself this for years

@Qril

3 жыл бұрын

@@Michael-Hammerschmidt it scares me that in 3 years, Ill have spent more of my life with NL in it than without

@Riskofdisconnect

3 жыл бұрын

@@Qril You spoke straight to my soul with this one brother

@bruhjenkins6482

3 жыл бұрын

he’s forged from pog

@gloryrod86

3 жыл бұрын

been there the whole time

30:00 Mom: why are you watching an empty chair? Me: You can never understand mom

@jamesatherton6231

3 жыл бұрын

"you wouldn't get it"

@Wewin42

3 жыл бұрын

"A Canadian man is afraid of Adobe Premiere."

9:23 Can we crowdfund a version of stockfish that takes into account funniness when evaluating moves?

@skullbroski

3 жыл бұрын

Call it POGfish and make it an alternative analysis engine for after games

@flumsenumse

3 жыл бұрын

Optimized for pogicity

@aidenstern5254

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll need 5 years, several million dollars, and a research team

@couldntcareless7884

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenstern5254 funniest thing - anyone would, and that may be even not enough. It's hard to make computer understand what is funny

@Froge4291

2 жыл бұрын

@@couldntcareless7884 we could make an underdevelopment engine where players can suggest the funny moves in the position and eventually build a "funny move database"

At 29:45 he really pulled a "who the hell do you think you are I AM"

@jomsc4099

3 жыл бұрын

NO ONE IN THE HISTORY WOULD EVER IMAGINE HOW THIS DAY WOULD END BUT GUESS WHAT IT'S. NEVER. GONNA. END

He keeps apologizing to KZread when he leaves the desk but we can just skip the downtime. Twitch viewers are the ones who have to sit there and wait.

egg : bad move i wouldn’t want to be in their position few moves later... egg : i think i prefer blacks position in this one

I like to comment on NL’s videos about the parts I enjoyed because maybe one day he’ll reply and say “Thanks Dog” and I’ll say “no problem dog” and it’ll be really really cool EDIT: today’s moment is pee-empowered NL starting at 25:12, pure gold. The rant at the end 😂

@koifish528

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not NL but Thanks Dog

@Smilezlol

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dog

@takkC

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dog

@Northernlion

3 жыл бұрын

thanks dog

@Smilezlol

3 жыл бұрын

@@dog1783 He's dogged it

The way this man went from totally fine to immediately needing to pee is kinda worrying

@cthrivevideo

3 жыл бұрын

yea, that was crazy. one moment he notifies us that he wants to pee, so I think within the next few hours he will pause the stream. nah, a few seconds later he is complaining about his kidneys and I though, given that speed the pee will start coming out of his mouth in 3,2,...

@Trevor21230

3 жыл бұрын

He's only a year or two older than me (one of the two, I forget which), which makes him either 31 or 32. Unless he's got a family history of prostate cancer he's still got another 18 years before that becomes at all a likely issue. He was probably just not noticing that he had to go because he was hyper-focused on the game--ADD (or ADHD) style, then when it looked like he was going to win his brain interrupted him with "Hey by the way, you super gotta pee". I do that all the time. I'll finally beat a boss in Dark Souls or something after trying for an hour and then suddenly realize that my neck hurts, I'm starving, and I've apparently had to pee for at least half an hour.

@Northernlion

3 жыл бұрын

sorry Julian, next time I will give periodic bladder updates about how I'm feeling minute-to-minute rather than just saying I need to pee when I have to go and making you nervous

@tintom3t

3 жыл бұрын

@@Northernlion get his ass

@nicholasbrekker1046

3 жыл бұрын

@@Northernlion NL used cutting words

29:27 I noticed you don't pre-move often, so feeling that finish with the final move being locked in was brilliant.

@deadman9455

3 жыл бұрын

join pogchamp 3

within 1 minute my boy ryan went from nothing to dying from bladder overload

I am exactly 1550 elo, and it’s actually way more instructive to learn how someone of my level thinks than watching GMs . Really enjoyed the content !

"You're not gonna understand what I'm doing, but that's okay. In time you will be ashamed of your words and deeds" *1 move later* "This is horrible."

when the opponent took your a2 pawn with his bishop ( 26:00 -ish), his bishop could have been trapped with b3. That a pawn was poisoned, a useful tactic to know. But bladder mate is also a good way to end the game!

That new empty chair section was pog

"Bladder Mate"

@nikoRa656

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

Hello, algorithm overlords

5:00 funny enough, that wasn't actually a free pawn because of Queen a5, forking the king and the bishop

27:28 Omg, I was lmao fr.

What an absolute chad, NL about to Scholar Mate his bladder, takes a sip anyway. 10/10 peak hydration.

@Level80Sorcerer

3 жыл бұрын

The two things Ryan did best when he was 9 years old: Performing the Ladder mate (King+Tower) Almost peeing himself.

I love that sowing reaping comparison "Sowing POGGERS, reaping WeirdChamp"

Caro-Kann rule: if he leaves the e4 pawn, you take it. The whole opening is designed around control of the e4 square

NL stream yourself going through some openings as a chess novice it would be super poggy

finally, I was refreshing my youtube feed for the NL CONTENT all day lol edit: AND IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT POG

32:50 The reason why 1...h6 works is because 2. Bh4 g5. And now, white is no longer pinning the knight to the queen. This comes up commonly in a Semi-Slav line I know as well. Leads to crazy positions, but is generally easier to play for white unless black knows his book

great to see you diversifying your content, videogames are a dead end entertainment form anyway, well played!

After Bxa2 at 26:02 you can push b3 and trap the bishop behind the pawns. Rc8, Kb2. You have to defend c2 or the knight to actually capture the bishop, but it blocks his bishop out of the game and his rook is tied to threatening c2. It's a fun pattern to look out for on Bxa2/Bxh2.

The checkmate while needing to go to the bathroom was reminiscent of Joey's successful audition for Jeff Goldblum in Friends :) "You sow the seeds and ... "

at 38:00 yes the bishop is trapped but when he says move the bishop he means take the pawn with the bishop... the bishop and the knight are lost so you should grab the pawn before it is. Believe this is a tactic called a 'Desperado'.

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR, I SAID GOOD DAY!

This is exactly what I needed after a long day

Didn’t know Hikaru went bald, huh

At 7:44, if instead of using the knight to go for that bishop in g7 with check, your opponent had moved his dark square bishop to g5, he would have trapped your queen

It eats me up every time NL does "where's he gonna move, there? Doesn't bother me"

hold on a minute, did you place that ad during the toilet break, or is that a miraculous coincidence- because great timing

When that knight was wrecking your shit in the first game, Bg5 would have trapped your Queen.

I don't know how long I've been subscribed, but I haven't started watching videos until like last week and I can't stop

Full Bladder Checkmate Chess Lion is a frighteningly pog form

How do we get ourselves out of this bucket of syrup might be the most Canadian thing I've heard you say yet. Also this episode was making me laugh the hardest I ever have at one of your videos. I almost spit out my hot chocolate.

I love how childhood chess master NL keeps getting younger and younger.

NL: "Now, I don't expect you to understand this move. That's okay" NL, five seconds later: "Now no matter what I do he either gets the bishop or the fork!" (If you are wondering, NL thought he could pin the knight to the king with the queen and get it for free, but the opponent didn't take the bait and moved the king)

The eggman is leading us out West for the great pogrush of 2021 - be prepared to experience hitherto unknown levels of pog.

I like the twitch vods way more than the normal videos. Since now other people can tell him what to do every time he messes up

"I need to pee" NL is by far my favorite recent character

“Bladder mate” Got me good

I love how he analyzes the board with the arrows and stuff but the opponent plays an entirely different move lol

Webcam placement is unnerving 👀 Great video as always tho

That last game xD

Love your chess videos

"give 'em the fork" -NL January 10th, 2021

"I said good day sir, I said good day".

This was the greatest bladder mate of all time

an unbelievably pogged game

Maybe it’s a stylistic difference but I feel like he could be more aggressive in a lot of these games. He gets an advantage then kinda stalls out and lets his opponents reinforce and develop rather than pressing the advantage. Then again we’re rated basically the same

NL, playing consistently suboptimally does not require making terrible mistakes. You just have to make a bunch of little ones. There's no reason to be surprised about 18.7 percent accuracy without any blunders.

That full bladder hit NL like a god damn train

Oh man the panicked pee-filled dub had me dying

I’ll say not a huge fan of twitch streams on KZread, but I have to say I am pog that we get to see the twitch exclusive pee segments. Very pog

hey nl, i know its only one mans opignion but i would personally be pogged up to see 15 to 20 minute games (not much longer tho if im being honest) but hey keep doing what you want loving the current content

You had a really nice way to win that first game or at least come back from that first fork with the white knight. By checking with the bishop threatened by the knight and sacrificing it.

As fun as all the "bladder mate" puns are, that was actually a box mate. Ladder mate requires a second rook or queen.

The year is 2021 and our lord and savior egg still doesn't edit out his bathroom breaks. Would we want it any other way?

The weirdness giveth, the weirdness taketh away

40 minutes of chess greatness

yes of course, the legendary bladder mate

This is your Levi brain 14:20

Your clock getting lower and lower makes me anxious 😂

26:05 should have pushed the b pawn one up so that the bishop is trapped

i would love to see more chess

27:37 The more NL needs to pee, the more he turns into Dan Gheesling... Fascinating!

On move 11 of the first game after the knight move, opponent could have pushed g4 and trapped bishop because the queen supported the pawn.

7:30 it is better to give up a rook if you are winning a piece in exchange rather than letting him take the bishop for free (i.e. its better to lose the exchange than to lose a whole minor piece with no compensation) also your rook was un active and bishop was on a long diagonal

That Caro-Kann position you had in the first game is super duper weird. It’s so unnatural to play the main line. So the “mainline” is actually to take his pawn, get taken by the knight, place your knight out for a trade, and then take with the... I think queens pawn? I forget which of the two, but that’s all book. Never would have figured that out on my own ._. Edit: looking at it now, I think it’s actually your g pawn you take with opening your rook. Maybe. LOL I dunno I need to go back and watch Levy’s course. I prefer when the opponent takes or does the advance variation 100%. It just feels better

You should have took that second pawn in that first game. You always take a centre pawn.

1500 elo Thanos ignored bladder screaming in order to ensure a destructive victory. Guaranteed title for tomorrow's daily chess

I wish I’d learned the ladder mate thingy when I was a kid.

I wish QTCinderella watches Northernlion for that KRK endgame lol

It actually took NL 69 seconds (give or take) to go pee lol.

At 20:45 is there a reason not to play Queen to G3? It pressures the G pawn while allowing yourself to respond to pawn takes E5 by taking with your F pawn without endangering the queen.

Bladdermate!

Move 13, I'm over here screaming bishop to f6 and accept your queen getting yeeted but I don't play chess so maybe that's somehow worse.

4:57 If he played Bishop f5 you could have snacked the bishop with Queen a5

To think watching a dad play chess and needing to pee in the endgame would be so entertaining

Your bishop was actually trapped, cause the queen now covered the pawn

I feel like no surprise NL got more zanny when he was holding it in. Was both entertaining but also felt bad cause have had that happen before.

aayyyy NorthernChair, welcome back been a min

In many ways these are more fun than watching levy or Hikaru. Your thought process is similar to mine, which give me hope I can elevate from my current 900 elo. Your attitude is great too. Thank you

Bruh. I also just learned how to mate with rook and king the other day. It’s not intuitive at all LOL That was really solid OH also that instant knight check to fork the king and rook. I wouldn’t have seen it that fast. Would probably traded rooks like a dumbo.

I just won a game in 10 moves playing the "Ware opening" (1.A4)... Didn't realize that was a named opening i was just memeing.

Love the chess content

has NL done the opening stream yet?

First the ladder, then the blader