They don't make em like this anymore (Balatro)
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'Must Play 5 Cards' hit him with the literacy skill check.
@quackzsd5889
3 ай бұрын
It hits all of us 🤧
@PersonCalledErin
3 ай бұрын
it is the MOST forgettable blind
@anewfuture
3 ай бұрын
Toughest boss blind in the game, because I can't read.
@MrPhish21
3 ай бұрын
that didnt hurt me as much as 11:38 did, playing a world card to turn a single spade 10 into a spade instead of the diamond 10 directly next to it
@roncrickon7586
3 ай бұрын
I swear NL does this on purpose for the yt rage click bait
7:45 He did it. He immediately forgot the boss blind after reading it
@orange8175
3 ай бұрын
this has happened to me so many times
@Candy_Bull
3 ай бұрын
I always get caught on this boss 😂 it’s the worst
@YuriG03042
3 ай бұрын
it's so hard to play and comment at the same time, people don't appreciate NL enough for it. he still beaten the blind either way
@dudekazoo
3 ай бұрын
I gotta admit I have done this more than enough times.
Seeing him talk about how he still has hope he's gonna win and then looking at the video length and seeing 40 seconds remaining is reminding me of the old Spelunky 2 days
I felt that "NOOOO" he shouted at playing 4 cards
28:05 NL deciding how to deal with type A chatters
@dudekazoo
3 ай бұрын
+2
Let's gather round the campfire, and play our campfire deck! (4.20E69 seconds later) Alright guys, we have x50 mult and we're ready for the small blind.
@KeDe1606
3 ай бұрын
I know you just wrote 4.20E69 for the memes, but that‘s about one hundred novemdicillion years. The universe has only existed for about 13.7 billion years. That’s over halfway to the heat death of the universe (according to Wikipedia). Needless to say, that is one long game of Balatro
@rollyproductions
3 ай бұрын
Spongebob reference?
@arkayv
2 ай бұрын
Outer Wilds Reference?
13:48 "if we want the run to have negative potential" LOL
@Qyubij
3 ай бұрын
looking for this comment
"must play 5 cards" immediately plays 4 cards....
@itsmeBR1AN
3 ай бұрын
It gets him every time.
@herr1375
3 ай бұрын
When you are playing this fast while trying to keep the people entertained at the same, it is not surprising. I play slow and have no people to entertain and I still get caught on this one.
@Lentiii
3 ай бұрын
yeah we were all watching
@TheBurl8
3 ай бұрын
Literally me
97 year old mama liz still makes her chili oil the old fashioned way
"Must play 5 cards, no problem" immediately plays 4 of a kind
The Baldatro gears keep spinning, the Egg keeps spitting.
Gamers, we are in for an absolute treat with this instant 2x pimpy classic
Anyone else had a chuckle when he death'd that 4 into a 10?
The choke heard around the world. "Play 5" NL: plays 4 😵. 🤣🤣🤣
Certificate is very good with hologram. Certificate and double holo is what landed me my first gold stake win
I was screaming "Sell the Half Joker" at the end there.
@regularzuzu1953
3 ай бұрын
Why?
@kalexander9225
3 ай бұрын
@@regularzuzu1953 He’s consistently playing Five of a Kind, the Joker, albeit negative, is bringing nothing to the table in this build, and likely the additional mult it would have provided would have taken him over the goal level.
@regularzuzu1953
3 ай бұрын
Oh, because of campfire. Not something I would have noticed if I were in that position
@pepaigea
2 ай бұрын
Good point lol. I totally forgot about that useless bugger
NL to Luna: what's 2+2? Luna: Not 5 😂
I miss the old egg :( too bad we will never get the same NL from yesterday’s video ever again
this run got me all pegged up on a Tuesday
Everyones talking about him playing not five cards during the boss blind I've just gotta point out that he held the spades joker over half the game and didn't convert his 10s into spades
@kaleidoscope942
3 ай бұрын
id like to see more flush five runs from egg or flush house
Walkie Talkie should be renamed Good Buddy imo
He can’t keep getting away with it!!
Must play 5 cards decides if you are a based vibe player or a min max Andy.
hi tomo
7:51 lol, perhaps even lmao
We are so back
He put a purple seal on a 5 when he could have made 2 copies of the purple seal 6 ☠
@sadboi3646
3 ай бұрын
he didn’t want more detritus clogging up his deck
@Qyubij
3 ай бұрын
L comment
7:45 now that puts a smile on my face
I have enjoyed my time I am waiting for next time.
Ain’t no throw party like a NL throw party.
Immediately opened comments after 7:47
People here making comments like we didn't watch the video. Thanks for the play by play nerds
Stopped playing Balatro just to watch this
Lets gooooooo
spectral deck x2
7:50 dipped in mama liz five cards oil
I always forget to hit like even though I always love your performance. Sometimes I think "oh my 1 like is inconsequential" but that's probably largely rationalizing cope of me being a lazy pos with dog s focus 😅
Why rather play Five of a Kind than Flush Five? He ignored the suit changing tarots every single time, even chose Planet X over Eris
@genieinthepot2455
3 ай бұрын
choosing Planet X over Eris is good because at that point in the run Five of a Kind was already semi-leveled and there wasn't a realistic chance that Flush Five would be able to outscale it. I do think suit changing early on in the game for Flush Five is better to be able to level it earlier but NL just doesn't like to manipulate suits when he's not going for a flush build.
“Must play five cards, not that big of a deal” * plays 4 cards * 😂😂😂
7:44 clip it
Do you guys think he’d ever play Luck be a landlord ever again?
@henrysmith4907
3 ай бұрын
Instead of the better game that is Balatro? I doubt it
....did he make a ten four build _without_ ten four?
7:50 Throw throw throw throw throw
I asked cus im not sure
NL i completed orange stake are you proud of me yet
must play 5 cards
@thedeck-buildingdemon8293
3 ай бұрын
Not Allowed!
Why is he looking for the 10-4 joker on ante 5 lmao
@Qyubij
3 ай бұрын
it doesn't scale what's the problem?
Gamers reporting!
Slice and dice just dropped 0.o play it maybeee ? :)
16:18 What the fuck?
“Must play 5 cards” and always forget. How did this dude pass university 😭😭😭
Why does he skip the first 2 blinds man? its like buying avocado in SAP when you have 10 gold oh wait it makes sense now
@LaserStorm117
3 ай бұрын
I think he doesn't get interest on the small blind, so usually the choice to skip it (initially) is quite appealing. Iirc, it's one of the difficulty modifiers.
@dudekazoo
3 ай бұрын
Because you can beat ante one without jokers, and red stake makes the small blind give no reward, so if the tags are decent it's absolutely worth it.
@Qyubij
3 ай бұрын
maybe learn the game before making a type a comment
@MrFlip738
3 ай бұрын
@@Qyubijfucking noob man nothing to say to you
first?
These tarot cards are dogshit the only one that matters is death. Uses death to make more tarot cards.
@Qyubij
3 ай бұрын
I think you may be stupid
I think it all started to fall down where he missed the spectral that turns all cards to 1 rank. I knew it was doomed to fail at like ante 4 or whenever it was
@dudekazoo
3 ай бұрын
You don't choose the rank. With tens in hand it's not worth the risk.
@henrysmith4907
3 ай бұрын
He won the run brother. Only thing doomed to fail is your genetic line
@hamchurger4566
3 ай бұрын
@@dudekazoo at the point i saw it he didnt have that many 10s the bigger issue would be the -1 hand size i think
@hamchurger4566
3 ай бұрын
@@henrysmith4907 it was a joke, i saw it at near the start of the run of course the downfall was nowhere near there.
@henrysmith4907
3 ай бұрын
@@hamchurger4566 no it wasn’t lmao. You just possess a remarkably smooth brain is all.
Is the 10/4 joker a bit 😂. I mean it's arguably worse than default joker 🃏
@uso9375
3 ай бұрын
bro what are you on it would’ve gone crazy here
@dudekazoo
3 ай бұрын
Is _this_ a bit?
@Qyubij
3 ай бұрын
I think you may be stupid
omg pls something other than this game holy shit 😭😭😭
@itsmeBR1AN
3 ай бұрын
No
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name
3 ай бұрын
Back to climbing I guess.
@unblorbosyourshows9635
3 ай бұрын
NO!!
@onepureturtle
3 ай бұрын
isaac fans: oh well it's been a good run i'll happily watch other content 🙂 sap fans: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
@LaserStorm117
3 ай бұрын
@@onepureturtle You and I both know that's a damn lie
NL’s number 1 enemy is the “play 5 cards” boss. he fucks a hand like every other time he sees it, funny everytime 😂