Happy Friday everyone! Have a great weekend!

@hd9083

16 күн бұрын

Thanks ,you too ❤

@The_Uncle_Cookie

16 күн бұрын

Marty has you trained

@cb3391

16 күн бұрын

☕😀👍 Every time I have too many Muppets on my team .... 🎶La la la la la la la ash law laaa laaa🎶 Damn you sir..... 😆☕

@cb3391

16 күн бұрын

🐕 he knows 😆😆😆😆😆

@jleonard7954

16 күн бұрын

You too Claus

Pavlov’s human. Marty rings the bell and Claus reacts.

Side tracked? Never 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vernonbice732

15 күн бұрын

lol I'd have the best game of my life, 5000 damage, 15 kills, spotting assist, bounce thousands. Clause would feature my replay and talk about the beginning of the universe and how pointless life is :) But, that's why I love Claus' videos!!

I love how Marty is slowly conditioning Claus. Eventually this will be the Marty channel and Marty and Yuri will be talking while Claus rings the bell.

@argo_1060

16 күн бұрын

That is the funniest comment that I have seen in a while. I literally laughed out loud.

Dogs can learn up to 200 words, thereby outsmarting most humans (and they are usually nice thereby outclassing most humans)

@paulfountain1364

16 күн бұрын

Whilst I agree with the later part of your comment, like people, it depends on how you treat them. As for the former part, well it's surely for comedic effect. Ridiculous but funny.

@tedspeed3338

16 күн бұрын

@@paulfountain1364 How do people learn words? By association right? Every time I ask my dog if it wants to go outside, it goes to the back door. If it hasnt learned those words, why does it react like that?

@paulfountain1364

16 күн бұрын

@@tedspeed3338 I didn't dispute the intelligence of dogs, far from it. I used to be a trainer. I just mocked them being smarter than people.

@tedspeed3338

16 күн бұрын

@@paulfountain1364 Oh yeah, gotcha.

Maybe your voice is just the "Brown Note" for Marty.

"Everytime I'm about to go out for a sh×t and my master starts a video!?" Marty

Can never have enough Marty

Man, I love WoT commentary that has zero WoT commentary.

@christophermiller8501

13 күн бұрын

So, you complain when he tells you exactly what you're watching, and you complain when he doesn't! I bet you're fun in real life. I do like how people have agreed with you not realising you're being sarcastic. Especially Claus giving you a heart, that must have really annoyed you 🤣

From Marty's perspective: When you're busy. Shouldn't I be busy as well. Squirrel... That Chinese tank "IS" from Wargaming's Workshop. It ain't made in China. It would be better if Wargaming introduced a Tank Workshop, that could modify all our tanks. If we got to remove obvious 'Week Points' on our tanks. "It's not a tumor." Place pneumatic suspension on tracks to increase 'Hull Down' possibilities on "Object whatever".

Marty... what a dog, like clockwork... oh snap...

Just be happy WG didn't put the rocket boosters on the clown cars. They'd launch into orbit and fire down onto the roof of your tank.

I read an interesting study of how and why dogs became domesticated, it was for the praise. They do it for love.

Completely on-point, zero distraction. 🐕🐶💩

Shout out to Marty! Thanks Claus Kellerman 🎸🐶

Marty is a good boy, best boy.

Training Marty to be a drug sniffing dog to find your stash Claus

The BZ gameplay was about the RNG we're never gonna get.

It's obsessive compulsive. Normal for you. Keep it up. Very entertaining.

If your dog is smart enough to ring the bell then he is a damn smart dog and he has your pegged! lmao

Marty is trying to keep you from swearing in the first 30 seconds. Good dog!

Claus - Claus - Squirrel! That first game, the player's score looked to be largely a result of the efforts of the rest of his team.

You should do a video where marty sniffs out the scented cardboard tank that says stoopid on it. Then marty finds the stoopid tank and gets rewarded!

Normal content, clickbait title followed by in depth conversation of the wonders of the universe

Pro tip from an old explosives handler...put something as a distracting odor in all the boxes. Dogs know an empty box.

Marty is just doing business so he can sit back and watch a Claus video while also allowing the baby to smoke. Pierre approves.

If you can train Marty when he smells lavender, he takes the laundry out of the washer and put it in the dryer that, would be useful. Then work with Marty to fold the clothes.

Dogs are excellent trainers.

Always "Up" for Marty's high jinx...😆. WoT vids are a bonus 😉 Many thanx Claus 👍👍

My dog lives for chasing tennis balls. If you're still for 10 seconds, he's dropping a tennis ball at your feet.

Claus, one of the primary reasons I tune in every day is to wee which Claus will show up. Instructive Claus, Ranting Claus, Giddy Claus, Happy Claus, Distracted Claus. You are truly a box of chocolates my friend. Get the reference?

@ClausKellerman

16 күн бұрын

Forrest!

It's a normal Claus video. Life-of-Claus/rant + some World of Tanks.... better than only WoT commentary. Double the enjoyment in one video :)

Sniff... sniff... distracted but informative. Up vote.

Bring back the craziest ones 🤗🤗🤗

There is no bell, just as there is no baby in the bag.

21:22 i agree i was happy years ago with my 7 tier tech tree british heavy

So now we all send Marty lavender candles :D

Praise the Claus! Yes, rocket boosters and clown cars go play stupid mode. I want QuickyMarty to do next commentary. Also First to actually watch the whole video.

If they're going to have a rocket tank, we need a hover craft tank that can safely bounce down cliffs and tread water at great speed, maybe slow going up steep inclines for "balanced"

That's nothing.Our cat sleeps 20 hours a day,then for remaining 4 hours moves from drawer #1 to drawer #5,three times. Now that is what i call adrenaline rush :)

Marty. Marty, Marty!

Your dog is so smart, his name should be Smarty. 😂😂

Its a challenge to watch the game and understand what Marty is doing ... Lol! CK is teaching us multi-tasking. Also you timed the ending of your Marty talk perfectly with that last kill shot ...

If Mr Marty starts asking for a cig and the news paper be worried!

Marty is like after hear that voice "omg i have to go toilet"

Yeah... The new normal big guy😉

Instead of Pavlov's dog it's Kellerman's dog? Although who has trained who with the bell?

Claus talking to us about Marty`s training so he doesn`t have to talk and rant about a stupid chinese rocket booster tank, then shows us a game with real tanks like the T1 heavy and then goes on to rant about the stupid chinese rocket booster tank. " DID I GET DISTRACTED?????". Hahahahahaha priceless!!!!! Thnx for all the enjoyment you give us Claus, pls keep doing this for many years to come. Greetings from the Netherlands. 👊👊👊

as soon as you said Charlie Brown's teacher i started making the exact same noise you made seconds before you, lol

Abby Normal. Reference? Thanks Claus.😎

Bugger the lavender, should have started with truffle or at least morels!

Claus, you should video Marty. Take advantage of the tech we have now. I'm 68 and only have a few B&W photos of my childhood. Just picture yourself in your senior years watching the videos of Marty.

@ClausKellerman

16 күн бұрын

I have several videos of Marty on my other channel! kzread.info/dash/bejne/lqKO2aqFZsfZds4.htmlsi=oxqDiWfED0mIGEXZ

@Mugquaf

14 күн бұрын

​@@ClausKellerman Yes, I've watched all the videos in your other channel. Good stuff. I was responding to your remark that you should be "taping" Marty's sniff training. I bet a lot of folks would like to see that. Keep on truckin, onward thru the fog.

20:27 i am at my 20s i never thinked "you thinking like old grompy person"

Been going box to box trying to find one with a good scent for 30 yrs - no luck so far!

Marty wants to go out when he hears you start your video because he knows you're doing that thing you do, it's not a thing for him and he wants to leave you alone. So he wants to go out. My dog does it when I play guitar.

The problem is that, any tank you don't like is stupid. And that's that.

There's no such thing as a normal Claus video.

Just what I'd want to read printed on the inside of the tank I'm in, "MADE IN CHINA".

Marty has you trained. Lol

Klaus got sidetracked IS normal...

So your pov video on your Subaru’s led me to purchase one along with some research but I went with a wrx I traded in a 15mpg vehicle and went to a 25mpg wrx and absolutely having to have awd or 4x4 played into it also

Marty for President

Claus he has you trained

At that age it is normal to be lost a bit... 😅

Great commentary

This was " Amazing commentary" ... the only thing you didn' t include, was a conspirancy theory, but it had all the others that are your signature. Thanks Claus

AY UP CLAUS

Wait.. did Matry Pavlov-conditioned the owner? Who reacts to the bell sound?

Son\, Marty has mastered how to train Claus to open the door. What task Will Marty train Claus to perform next?

Quite normal.. it is abnormal if you don't get sidetracked :P

It is sad really when the story mode is more fun than playing in a game with these weird tanks.

Oh yeah, another person who is telling me stories about their dog. Please tell me more about this miracle animal.

Sidetracked??? No way never heard about that tank😂! Sidetracked pfft!

In the second battle did the A-32 move from the camping spot at the back?

Zeros are not always morons, sometimes WOT will not let you hit, I just had a match where I fired 21 shots about 15 of them aimed and missed or bounced everyone, and yes, I am free only player. So, it is a pay to win. And Yes you do go on tangents, there is some math for you.. Be glad Marty doesn't have hands to let himself out because dogs have a sick sense of humor.

Eh? waattt? Where's the side track? I can't find the side track!

So if you put a tank with rocket assist on a treadmill, will it takeoff?

🖐🖐 Marty doeing a video? Hell yeah!! 😁😁

Marty is more interesting than a stupid rocket tank. In reality those rockets would break off and shoot in all directions. They can't effectively push a 40 ton vehicle, such nonsense. Thanks Claus!

never on the track for most of the time lol

Claus, I don't watch/listen for "normal" hahahaha

Fun fact: those rockets were a thing but the russkis tried it. Somehow even WG feels ashamed and made it chinese.

Hey Claus - No, I think Marty is actually trolling Claus; I think he's intentionally waiting for Claus to begin talking, and then Marty rings the bell. Good dog! So, let me get this straight: Claus is training Marty to be a Drug Enforcement Dog to route out all those evil tourists smuggling LAVENDER into blissfully unscented Canada? And is Marty smarter than the average white lab rat in the maze training? Sorry, Claus, but today WAS a "normal" rant/commentary day; however, you ended on a perfect high note - there IS a difference between New and Stupid, and WoT would be so much better for a separation into a "realistic" mode and a "stupid" mode. And that leads into the trivia issue - The "Birds" singing "Turn, Turn, Turn; For Everything, there is a season"

you always get side tracked...but it is interesting...keeps the brain juices flowing...

Yep .. NORMAL

Why would ya train your dog to find Jasmine ?? Damn Claus just teach him to find your weed, Then when ya smoke a big 1 and forget where ya stashed it you could get Marty to find it for ya :) Or if ya go to a friends house and say hey bro ya got a joint ? and he says No you can say Hey Marty Marty !! and Marty can go find his stash... Then you can looking at him all disgusted ... The only thing I taught my 11yr old, 120lb BullBoxer is "Bad Guy" then ya don't want to be anywhere around that he can get to :) Thanks Video !

Oh wow...that first game....nothing like starting my day with watching some fool hide behind every rock in sight while his teammates get blown away. Honestly battles like this were part of the reason I quit playing WoT. Because I was always the idiot who went out looking for the enemy, knowing that my teammate(s) would be too busy trying to find a hiding spot.

Tride Sacked. Marty doing commentary with scents... ...of course we'll need to get the smellivison hooked up for those who do not understand dog talk. Maybe, since we don't have smellivision up and running; just use two scent images flashed up on screen for good plays and bad; A Large T-bone steak for good and Pepe Le Pew for bad?

So you will have a lavender hunting dog ?

Normal commentary, good, but normal.

If wargames wants the "scifi/fantasy" tanks, make another category leave the classic alone. Agreed

@cb3391

16 күн бұрын

Yes, it is normal vid. Why I watch every day ☕😁

Bro get him a doggy door

Ya ya , flat turky all over again , you are ,,aux naturel,, fun fun fun Claus !😀😀😃😃😯😯😲😲

I find your commentary entertaining,that's why i watch your channel...i couldn't care less about WoT really

Any chance you will put Marty training videos on your other channel?

'normal' and 'usual' are not the same thing.

Another great tirade by Claus

Conspiracy Theory incoming - Klaus only makes gameplay commentary on the REAL tanks. Any game that features clown cars, rocket cars, or any other gimmick tank that isn't based in reality features the random ramblings of Klaus. We wouldn't have it any other way! 🧐

You never do the obj277,,, IS7 and The 60TP

Trouble with that idea is half the tanks in the game are "stupid". (Never existed.)