They assigned me the cutest NSA agent
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The FBI agent showing his identification is the funniest thing.
@lordluke10
Жыл бұрын
What on earth is he saying?? Mousings FBI?
@dancarlin6206
Жыл бұрын
@@lordluke10 Sounds like "Miles Moss FBI" to me.
@JonesySurvived
Жыл бұрын
@@lordluke10 I'm going with "Max Miles, FBI"
@alexmartens
Жыл бұрын
awex mawns mbi
@IronToast
Жыл бұрын
mous mahrs efbmai cen sen atien nalow
The NSA guy probably floats in the Air whenever he smells a pie
@ginggrimson424
Жыл бұрын
Drake's an NSA guy?
@rileypugh6412
Жыл бұрын
He hangs in midair for a couple seconds before falling down a hole
@richeywcassel
Жыл бұрын
It that what my church means when it says I'm light my the loafers?
@Murkymaid
Жыл бұрын
nice owl house pfp :3
@BlakeRosier
Жыл бұрын
I dooooo
If you thought they were shy, his CIA guy was hiding in the bushes outside the entire time.
@bradyouknow9313
Жыл бұрын
Fbi my guy get it straight!
@dlogic6781
Жыл бұрын
nah the CIA agent actually his friend thats been turned into a double agent.
@michaelbarker6732
Жыл бұрын
he means there was a third guy who was so shy he never revealed himself at all
@ShaunCheah
Жыл бұрын
CIA's not legally allowed to operate domestically; the guy in the bushes was working for a private corporation that just so happens to have the CIA's investment wing as a majority shareholder.
@TheUKisThere
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelbarker6732 neat reply. you should probably send it to the person it’s directed toward.
Trent is overpowered for dancing both naked and in his undies simultaneously
@jmanpolo5611
Жыл бұрын
Quantum
@IceBen4444
Жыл бұрын
I guess so
@ggw1776
Жыл бұрын
he just has really big undies. like as big as the room. so he just stands in them and technically it counts as being in his undies.
@rileypugh6412
Жыл бұрын
Schrodinger’s undies
@MarcosElMalo2
Жыл бұрын
That’s the coolest thing about clothes. You’re still naked underneath them. 🤯 Don’t tackle me.
The NSA guy is the type of dude to put on a pointy cap and night gown whenever he goes to sleep. And when he snores, he goes “mimimimi…”
@BlakeRosier
Жыл бұрын
Ok get out of my room creep
@chimominino5083
Жыл бұрын
I lol'd
@Technodog
8 күн бұрын
Kinda guy to start floating toward a nearby apple pie
I always love the implication that the United States population is split into regular people, and an equal population of government agents, each assigned to watch someone from the normal population.
@OppositeofHATE7
Жыл бұрын
not in this economy. no one wants to work anymore so most agents now have 5-17 normal people, pay is still the same though
@katiehorneshaw995
Жыл бұрын
Who watches the watchers?
@adamswierczynski
Жыл бұрын
Literally the plot of _A Scanner Darkly_
@OneJessticle
Жыл бұрын
@@katiehorneshaw995 the Elite
@hisammy3969
Жыл бұрын
@@OppositeofHATE7 this is high key my job right now. Govement has increased the wages across the country in a weak effort to meet the inflation and my employees have took that opportunity to increase the work load. Angers me to my core. Sorry needed to rant 😅
This is the only proof i have that the last mimzy was a real movie and not a fever dream
@therambunctiouspirate
Жыл бұрын
Early Family guy made a last mimzy joke. So now there 2 pieces if media for you.
@RisingRevengeance
Жыл бұрын
@@jeishiikanzaki Good times. They had several promotions like it. I remember the awful bee movie costume that no one used.
@savagedragon5657
Жыл бұрын
I still own the movie I think.
@heideknight9122
Жыл бұрын
I liked that movie odd as it was.
@asock8462
Жыл бұрын
The only proof other than googling it and getting many results about said movie?
Trent is always so utterly unphased and I love it
@BarackObamaJedi
Жыл бұрын
He dances naked on camera, i guess
@robinlaszlo
Жыл бұрын
@MR. nemo hey, I mean, whatever he wants to do in his personal time alone. As long as it's not hurting, anyone it's between him and his NSA agent. It was KINDA messed up for Joel's NSA agent to out him like that.
@flowersafeheart
Жыл бұрын
Yes the most unphased of all time
I love Joel's frustration at pictures of cacti in the beginning. We all know the feeling.
@AvengeTheThrone
Жыл бұрын
I totally didn't catch that, hilarious! 😂
@mortithedog8088
Жыл бұрын
I don’t get it lol
@TheReaverOfDarkness
Жыл бұрын
My headcanon is that prior to the start of the video, Joel didn't believe that cacti grow fruit on them, and Trent insisted they did, so Joel checked Google Images to prove Trent wrong, and the video starts right as Joel knows he's not going to win this one. But Trent is a chad friend and doesn't want to leave Joel suffering so he changes the subject as quick as he can.
@davidbruce2065
Жыл бұрын
@TheReaverOfDarkness that was a surprisingly entertaining and well-thought read
@rosecity_chris
Жыл бұрын
I had to go back lmfao
This is not just NSA Agent, this is •☆°~♡NSA Agent UwU♡~°☆•
@Iosaiv
Жыл бұрын
(MSN name)
@energia677
Жыл бұрын
I wasn’t sure if he was between the between mix between creepy, emo, or cute
Trent's resigned yet equally non-committal "I guess so" to simple 'yes or no' questions always gets me.
@BeepSmile
Жыл бұрын
I just want you to know, your profile pic got me. Well played.
Trent looked completely unsurprised as though he hears how good his unclothed dancing is every day of the week.
@TheyLoveThemLLC
Жыл бұрын
I would imagine he does
@TheReaverOfDarkness
Жыл бұрын
I mean, he gets a good chunk of his income from his onlyfans, so he knows people like what he's got
@Doomscrolled
Жыл бұрын
A Grammy award winning artist is always ready for the fans
2:44 The way he says "Chop my frickin' head off, I'm bored at work. Hah!" and the look he gives is just so damn funny.
More of these guys please. I could see 4 or 5 more sketches of "Cute NSA and Shy FBI Guys".
@Iosaiv
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too dude, this stuff is amazing!😂🎉
@omnipocket3055
Жыл бұрын
Well I don't think NSA guy is gonna be in anymore, spoiler for a 5 minute vid
@incrediblecaptain
Жыл бұрын
Maybe even other professions too. Like president or newscaster or something. You could do alot with something like this.
@rickswordfire4774
Жыл бұрын
@@omnipocket3055 There's always CIA, DEA, ATF, and others.
@sgtOOX
Жыл бұрын
We need a tsundere CIA guy
We need a spin off series of the NSA and FBI guy
@RamenDenominator
Жыл бұрын
It would be a smash hit.
@rickswordfire4774
Жыл бұрын
Add CIA guy, maybe ATF guy. DEA guy would be a lot of fun.
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
Жыл бұрын
@@rickswordfire4774 Just for fun: there needs to be a cute cartel too. Just a whole group of giggly cartel members hanging around doing their nails when ATF shows up. If any violence ensues, it's an unexpected pillowfight followed by an adorable chase scene. Lots of giggling.
@BlakeRosier
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@godzi1982
Жыл бұрын
It must be done
joel’s channel is just the cutest lil government psyop 🥹
Joel casually referencing The Last Mimzi and Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium and cracking open a part of my childhood I completely forgot about
@HDScorpio
Жыл бұрын
I've unironically been searching for The Last Mimzi for the last 5 or so years, I had only the vaguest of recollections about it and not a single google search led me to that movie... And today I finally found it thanks to Joel Haver :D
@calliopethebonk2863
Жыл бұрын
It's feels so weird to even hear mention of those! I thought I was one of few people to even remember their existence at this point!
@distanced
Жыл бұрын
@@calliopethebonk2863 Exactly, I thought it was one of those weird liminal childhood memories that makes you unsure if they even happened or not
@edd542
Жыл бұрын
@@HDScorpiowholesome
@raven_moonshine39
Жыл бұрын
You casually mentioning that those movies are from your childhood and making me feel like a dinosaur
Love how the NSA guy follows vampire rules.
@zebra24-7
Жыл бұрын
SAME HAHAHA
I wish we could have hung out with them more
@justinsemple7454
Жыл бұрын
The NSA is always hanging out with you so long as you don't have a post-it note covering your laptop's webcam.
@cartoonthunder
Жыл бұрын
Are you hinting at a sequel?
@justinroberti
Жыл бұрын
Trents in the video and his comment is still pretty low key
How in the world does somebody even come up with this plot, and -then- have the perfect actors to execute it. The chemistry between NSA and FBI was crazy
@willow5945
Жыл бұрын
It implies that he only likes vanilla ice cream when there's chunks of vanilla beans in it.
Damn, I wish we lived in a world where those two organizations had this high level of maturity on display with their employees.
the little spin with his head on the cabinet is the wildest thing to watch
@karkador
Жыл бұрын
maaaa!
Bro’s probably part of the Thug Shaker Central
@G_FRE
Жыл бұрын
Def got the new forgees on the jeep
Who knew NSA agents came in Ginger Kawaii.
Died at "No you can't do any minutes!"
i always make sure to wink into my webcam before taping it off
@chronica6457
Жыл бұрын
I smile at my webcam so anyone watching knows whatever I do is with them in consideration
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
Жыл бұрын
I look it dead in the eye when I climax, that way they know I'm imagining them and want our shared intimate moment to be as intense as possible.
@bambii-_
Жыл бұрын
@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger i disliked reading that, good job and keep it up king
What a cute NSA agent. I saw the last mimzy in theatres. Little Andrew loved that show.
@willow5945
Жыл бұрын
He somehow played an Xploshi game.
Siblings watching each other after school until mom gets home from work
The sparkly sound effects added so much to this.
3:11 I'm making this my screensaver, my phone background, my ID portrait (you know im gonna somehow make it gif-able) and my funeral portrait.
The NSA and FBI guys interacting remind me exactly of my 4yr and 2yr old kids - the acting of Blake and Alex in this was amazing.
I can't decide if I love or hate this video
@parabostonian2267
Жыл бұрын
I think that’s the entire vibe of comedy this channel goes for…
@Allexio173
Жыл бұрын
both is fine
@5050TM
Жыл бұрын
The voice makes me want to off myself but I'm pretty sure that's the point 😂
OBSESSED WITH THE NSA AND FBI WORKERS OH MY STARS HAHAHA never have I seen such a hot take on these roles before you're a genius Mr. Joel 👏🏽
@delawar3
Жыл бұрын
🤩🤣
Reminds me of Cartman’s Cupid persona who keeps trying to setup Tolkien and peeing in peoples mouth when they’re asleep
@ThomasH7
Жыл бұрын
😂 yep
I could watch an entire show about these strange government employees lol
@fluffypinkpandas
Жыл бұрын
i was laughing the whole time thinking back to some greentext I saw about supposedly at the fed buildings there are "grayed patches of wall with paint rubed off of them" because "in the halls we have wallriders" and wallriders are defined as "the autistic staff who like doing that thing where you lean against smooth wall (leading with your shoulder for contact ) while walking to rub yourself accross it until you have to steer away from an obstacle protruding from the wall eventually. This is done enough times by multiple people over a year or so to deface the paintwork along the alway" If true its compounding on hilarity by me witnessing this. THIS SKIT COULD ACTUALLY BE REAL ONE DAY. Aand if not i still find it entertaining there is a fictional internet-verse where field agents are really spectrumy and its definitely worth making a series about as you said.
that twirl and meow omg lmao
NSA agents are such whimsical little guys
@SmugRoom38
Жыл бұрын
Little rascals they are
What a cutie.
The NSA sounds very sparkly.
I wasn't ready for the latest installment of Goodlongpee's "Great video" in the first 7 seconds of the video with Trent saying "Hey Joel?"
@marlonwithworldnews2088
Жыл бұрын
"Hey Trent?"
this was super accurate to real life
must be one of the best blake roles ever
This was way funnier than it deserved to be. Between the acting, the script, the shots.... God you guys are talented.
The FBI badge flashing was absolutely golden.
Dude that guy killed it with the NSA character😂
This is so weirdly genius
This is first time in fifteen years that I've heard someone mention The Last Mimzy. I always assumed it was a fever dream.
Those are easily some of the best characters I've seen in a while
I'm convinced NSA and FBI actually act like this. The ones we see on news footage must be decoys.
this makes the gov seem kinda wholesome 🥰
@alexmartens
Жыл бұрын
hi marina :)
@a_legitimate_salvage
Жыл бұрын
Lol they're not.
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
Жыл бұрын
plot twist: this is their new PR department trying to make them seem more approachable. (cue their horror as the cuteness leads to excessive r34 and they can't undo it)
Okay, there is no way that you don't have a ton of shots of you guys corpsing during the making of this short. Release the outtakes!
He seriously is cute 😂😂😂
Been saying for years I want to go on a date with my NSA agent. Thank you for bringing me closer to seeing that possibility.
Wanna see what a day in the office is like with these guys
that nsa agent is so cute! 😮
this one’s a classic, I can feel it
Between Blake's spins and Alex's ID thrashing I dunno who stole the show but gods is it close.
"You're literally doing a treason." 😂 Sometimes I think our government officials actually operate this way.
@Rukshusu
Жыл бұрын
tweason*
"Chop my head off im bored at work" is such a mood, thanks
I really wish it would have kept going. I was hooked!
This video just makes me want to pirate things without a VPN. The NSA dude seems like a delight.
I watch for the comedy. I stay for the friendship.
The goodbye kiss was the mot juste.
this is super well acted, love it, absolutely love it
today i found out the serving size on a can of pickles says one serving is 2/3rds of a sinlg epickle
I want more of this.. like a series. Cant wait to see how adorable the black robe and mask wearing illuminati guy is.
I'm adding the "fingerwalking" from the porch scene to my Cute Moves
“ 😒 Chop my frickin head off I’m bored at work 🤪”
This NSA agent is absolutely whimsical 😂🤣
This is the beginning of a beautiful series please don't stop these keep it going
The fucking running with his fingers as he schmoves over makes me laugh so hard.
I legit thought this was an ad spot for an actual VPN.
These skits are hit or miss with me but this one was hysterical, just the right levels of awkward yet kinda believable
This is a top tier skit
Good to see the show "Adam Ruins Everything" is still doing well on KZread. He always looks so great in a suit.
Blake doing the best mitsy impression I’ve ever seen
I love how we all tucked away "The Last Mimsy" and "Mister Magorium's Wonder Emporium" so Joel could make us laugh by bringing them up 10+ years later.
The Last Mimsy is such a nostalgic thing for me... I never expected to hear that ANYWHERE Edit: MR MAGORIUMS WONDER EMPORIUM?!?!? They're hitting such locked away memories for no reason 😂
@benjwicker
Жыл бұрын
RIGHT where can i find it
The whalers hat ❤
Joel scrolling through the google image search for "cactus" and sighing disappointingly was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
I like to imagine that Trent was just sitting on Joel's bed for hours until he decided to ask about the movie. That's what true friends do
1:37 "..it's funny but you can't say it." *BWAAHM*
"Can you come closer? I can't hear you for shit, man."
They're such good boys, I'm sure big brother is super proud of them.
listen, ive been torrenting everyday without a vpn or anything for the better half of 12 years. If the NSA or the FBI actually had any balls theyd come stop me rig
✨🌼💞✨Manic Pixie National Security Agent ✨💞🌼✨
Dude Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium is such a amazing movie, “he died” is one of the best movie scenes in a kids movie ever.
Blake is a good actor, and freakin hilarious
I’m always watchingggggg
@Tanyajayyy
Жыл бұрын
nooooooo u can’t tell them that (っ◞‸◟ c)
@TrentLenkarski
Жыл бұрын
: )
@kudjo24
Жыл бұрын
how long have you glowed friend, far too accurate
@5050TM
Жыл бұрын
ヾ(・ω・*)ノ
@sebastianponzo89
Жыл бұрын
but what about my TEAM?!?????
Joel didn't break character in the end which means this actually happened
At first I thought this was a very elaborate commercial for Nord VPN.
Man I remember going to the movies during the daytime to see The Last Mimzy with just my mom, feels like a false memory or a fever dream, very strange movie.
Why is Blake so good at this? His first introduction looks like actual maid cafe antics haha
The FBI guy is giving me mad Napoleon Dynamite vibes
NSA guy has mad Carol Cane from Scrooged vibes, I love it
@chillcreep4926
Жыл бұрын
What a throwback, you're absolutely correct. I could see this NSA agent intentionally bashing Bill Murray in the face with a toaster while being so damn cute that it looks like an accident.
Thank you for this heartbreaking PSA about the devastating psychological damage government agents suffer every day from reading thousands of logs from anime, furry, and roleplayer group chats. :'( Pwease make sure to donate to your Local Bureau of Investigation and Decentralized Intelligence Agency to help fund therapy for the spies in your area. Thankies
The last mimsy and mister magoriums wonder imporium are both movies that have stuck in my head since childhood and NOBODY else knows about them. Thanks for bringing them back into cultural consciousness
"It's funny, but you can't say it! Baahhhh!"
All that hassle and Trent never got to watch The Last Mimsy 😢
Damn it, I wanted more last mimsy content. Feels like no one on earth but me remembers that movie. Thank you Trent.