I'm certain none of these people have ever been kicked in the shin.

@tsyrendambaev9675

Жыл бұрын

Not that bad considering that you block most of the kicks in martial arts

@night1952

Жыл бұрын

@@tsyrendambaev9675 have you done martial arts? You don't simply block with the shin, you use the upper part close to the knee where it's hardest and you have to train the shin to numb it.

@arksylus4180

Жыл бұрын

I train muay thai, i can say that for someone who didn't harden his shins, even getting punched in this area is painful, so for example moves like Laws banana peel, or dragunovs D2(knuckle punch, not karate chop like he is doing it) would hurt

@tsyrendambaev9675

Жыл бұрын

@@night1952 I trained muay thai, and every low kick I got in my shin didn't hurt that bad, and now compare those low kicks to the moves shown in that video. What about you? Have you done any martial arts?

@willromez

Жыл бұрын

They're not even proper kicks. Since they didn't even properly rotate their bodies to deliver power into their pitiful "leg kicks" if you even count those as kicks, since they're more like slaps using their feet

Any move that involves a hit to the shin can inflict serious pain

@brasdous8786

Жыл бұрын

Except for julia's

@PiccoloNamexio

Жыл бұрын

1:18 OMG SO TRUE😱

@ripmowt

Жыл бұрын

Yep. a relaxed walk . An unseen coffee tablet. I know it all to well.

@tonybloodloss

Жыл бұрын

@@brasdous8786 because it wasn't in the shin. It was in the nuts.

@brasdous8786

Жыл бұрын

@@tonybloodloss get your eyes checked

King's Death Roll would absolutely destroy your joints. It'd probably destroy his too, but that's besides the point

@kobrer3

Жыл бұрын

imagine doing it on concrete or any hard floor.

@Reineerus_The_Rat

Жыл бұрын

I've been in a cradle hold, did wrestling for about 4 years before a hip injury took me out of it. THEY HURT LIKE A BITCH

@piggy-iy5re

Жыл бұрын

@@kobrer3 That's what I'm saying man, ain't no way you see that and say "that don't look like it hurt"

@mischiefmaker240

Жыл бұрын

If you slow it down it looks like he slams the opponent on the back of their head a few times as well 💀

@childoflight9084

Жыл бұрын

Not really, it's not functional sure but most of the time king rolls on his back so his joints will mostly be fine

Claudio's dab is an eye poke.

@meeko-meeko

Жыл бұрын

Also gives cringe

@morkagorka

Жыл бұрын

It can do serious damage since the eyes are the softest things you can hit in the head.

@TheHeroOfTime520

Жыл бұрын

@@meeko-meeko or a chubby to Jojo fans

@bloovboi4260

Жыл бұрын

Nah that's a Michael Jackson move

@gtoyadhatagyab8013

Жыл бұрын

Lol, yes he just pokes with style, he'll both blinds and discombobulate the opponent

Just because King's kick is slow doesn't mean it wont pack a punch, just look at the size of that boot and how heavy that kick looks. For comparison you can also throw a fast weak kick.

@DJWeapon8

Жыл бұрын

Its technique and physics. King's 3 kick would do significant damage due to his mass, him utilizing that mass by _stepping forward_ and driving it in, focusing that mass onto a small surface area which is his foot, and finally landing that kick onto a vulnerable target which is the head. Have that redditor who said his attack would do no damage by having a smaller guy performing the same attack and watch his neck snap backwards.

@bkp2419

Жыл бұрын

Letting people who never did martial arts that kick isn't slow. Not lighting fast but damn near enough to knock someone *heads off* considering the log he has a leg. For real how can anyone think that shit translated into real life is slow ? Bro look at your screen. Count the seconds between startup and contact damn. Btw check his stance when landing the kick. I'm not joking, with a form that clean he can kill someone unfortunate enough to suffer internal bleeding from the shock.

@bkp2419

Жыл бұрын

You know, considering it's a high kick it might be considered absurdly fast, but I'd ask around before shouting it out loud. * Also this com aimed at everyone, not specifically at the people here giving the kick some of it due respect.

@berke5450

Жыл бұрын

That kick definately kill a redditor in one shot.

@floofzykitty5072

Жыл бұрын

It would do zero damage because no one would get hit by it and kicks are rarely used in FUNCTIONAL for self defence martial arts

The Pizza throw does *emotional damage* which is arguably worse

@masonasaro2118

Жыл бұрын

E-MOtional DAAM-age

@douglasflores41

Жыл бұрын

As someone that got hit with an old hard bread once, i can say it can hurt like a fucking stone

@cortepapel5706

Жыл бұрын

Quite a con The one pro though? THE PIZZA HE-MAN, EAT IT!!!

@avb3065

Жыл бұрын

that throw was mean

@papi2shampu4u

Жыл бұрын

😂

Lmao if you try any of these moves on a redditor, they'd probably scream for their mama 😂

@garymichalles8383

Жыл бұрын

Some men would pay good money to have Nina's moves done on them...

@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292

Жыл бұрын

Real men pays to have Bob do moves on you.

@skye387

Жыл бұрын

The pizza throw is emotional damage

@jestfullgremblim8002

Жыл бұрын

@@garymichalles8383 lmao, how about that but done by a man

@matthewhamilton2287

Жыл бұрын

@@jestfullgremblim8002 even better

I don't know, King's "3" kick looks like it would hurt a lot.

@acutefailure1

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. A heavy kick to head by the biggest man in Mexico would hurt like hell

@MioMillefeuille

Жыл бұрын

That looked like a heavy ass kick 😂

@stevekerbal9638

Жыл бұрын

It is actually a full roundhouse kick to the face. I would agree. That hurts.

@TrialoftheMonkeys

Жыл бұрын

Front teep to the chin would absolutely KO you

@fuckthisshitagain

Жыл бұрын

@@stevekerbal9638 yes a roundhouse kick will do massive damage with King's heavy ass boots Especially when it is at joints or your goddamm fucking face

“Kings kick is so slow it wouldn’t do anything irl” -moments before neck snaps from essentially getting whacked with a tree trunk-

@j.t.7786

Жыл бұрын

Common Redditor L, clearly they haven’t done martial arts

People who thinks chest bump doesnt do damage never do chest bump irl. Especially with people who outweighs them. Like okay the chest bump itself wont make your chest hurt as if someone landing a blow on your chest but it can generate enough momentum to knock someone off their feet

@Jords250

Жыл бұрын

Yea that stuff can hurt

@willromez

Жыл бұрын

The chest bump it self doesn't hurt, which is what we're measuring here So anything that happens after the chest bump like losing balance then falling on your ass doesn't count

@Bubbble_Bear

Жыл бұрын

@@willromez the most dangerous part about the chest bump is whatever happens next if you lose your balance

@jestfullgremblim8002

Жыл бұрын

@@willromez it can still cause some damage by itself. Getting bumped like that can damage your neck because of the force.

@Zeboki

Жыл бұрын

In fairness you need friends to learn that chest bumps are no joke and most of these redditors clearly never went for a jog only to have physical force applied to their shins.

A number of attacks in this video especially the shin kicks would do damage. Also remember that martial artists in the tekken universe are pretty much almost super human in terms of strength. Remember when bruce urvin elbowed a car

@elikyiael8740

Жыл бұрын

i love bruce, i miss him

@PiccoloNamexio

Жыл бұрын

Superhuman this... Car elbow that, oh shut up. No shit, this video is just a joke. No need for your "next level" observation

@linneausmsiska1184

Жыл бұрын

@@PiccoloNamexio its also clickbaity

@elikyiael8740

Жыл бұрын

@@PiccoloNamexio its just a comment amongst many other. no need for your "next level" observation 🤓

@Al-ng2wn

Жыл бұрын

There was a video on kick boxing vs muay thai to prove that which is better. Muay Thai insisted stuff like leg strike, clinching and elbow. He was only allowed leg strike. When he went into the match, he just kick his leg only until he can't stand up and kick boxer guy surrendered. He doesn't know how to defend against such strikes. kzread.info/dash/bejne/d5uNzrOgYLasd7A.html

0:20 This would *absolutely* hurt 💀

@thejohnrahm

Жыл бұрын

yeah on concrete that's brutal. might even break a bone.

@elidhanMC

Жыл бұрын

anyone who thinks that wouldn't hurt clearly haven't tried rolling on solid ground or wrestling

@CYB3R2K

Жыл бұрын

Maybe but the fact you would be stupid enough to get caught by that lousy move

AK uses pro-wrestler move "poison mist" when u spew a colored water in a face. But imagine that he chew some chili pepper and then spew that mass in your eyes.

@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83

Жыл бұрын

Then you realise yoshis is called bad stomach, so hes spewing stomach acid? If so that's weirdly impressive and would really hurt the eye

@MarcyRavenManji

Жыл бұрын

@@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 stomach acid (hydrochloric acid) can melt metal, so I think that would do more than just hurt the eye

@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN

Жыл бұрын

@@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 Nope. It's a ninja cliche. He's spitting poison. The move name is very likely a joke name.

@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145

6 ай бұрын

@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN It's named that because his initial stance before doing the poison breath is him clutching his midsection, feigning a stomachache

Nah. Rolling Death Cradle would definitely damage you a lot IRL. Look at the hulking man that is King and tell me that you would tank him rolling you around like that. You must be insane to think you wouldn't be crushed. That would hurt like hell.

@iBloodxHunter

Жыл бұрын

That wouldn't matter, the thing that would matter is how many times your head and elbows slam against the floor.

@randomnobody8713

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was so confused at that part

@LevantineR1

Жыл бұрын

Even if your joints aren't being pressed into concrete, that move is going to tire you out as you fight to avoid getting those joints wrecked. Wrestling/grappling is incredibly exhausting.

@EkipsspiegeL

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, especially on concrete or asphalt

@Mrbest42069

Жыл бұрын

And also if you pair it with bone breaking moves ita gonna hurt like hell

"King's slow ass basic kick" *Literally a front kick to the face* *Doubt*

Ling is literally kicking you in the forehead, eyes, or nose with the front of her shoe. That shit will hurt even with just a little force.

@Mr440c

Жыл бұрын

You won't see it coming as well. That amplifies the damage.

@worldof2ndfluteclarinet353

Жыл бұрын

Imagine getting into a fight with her in school

Asuka's 1+2 it's literally a really fast blow into your stomach, it's used in some martial arts

@tsyrendambaev9675

Жыл бұрын

No, her blow stops one inch away from your stomach, then she does some Bruce Lee shit

@membersxnlyy

Жыл бұрын

Zero inch punch

@night1952

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it some kind of one inch punch? Those don't really work.

@membersxnlyy

Жыл бұрын

@@night1952 they do

@jeremynguimbi7957

Жыл бұрын

Yeah furthermore, Jun's version (Shunkei I think) would hurt more in the stomach.

1:51 The eye contact he makes while doing it...

@CereDulce37

Жыл бұрын

🥵

@JameyJoeshuaOfficial

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@NiCoNiCoNiCola

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know Tekken had ghosts of horses

@dredddizzah9705

Жыл бұрын

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Thank you, for making this clip even more cursed

0:46 this guy understands

@tacitozetticci9308

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind having Nina all over myself

@rashad4566

Жыл бұрын

@@tacitozetticci9308 Exactly.

@alies-

Жыл бұрын

i want to be ninas dummy when she does that

@rashad4566

Жыл бұрын

@@alies- He sees the vision

@JunKazamaFan

Жыл бұрын

Why else do you think the opponent just allows Nina to circle all around them like that?

1:25 high round kick, that would hurt extremely bad. Especially at the size of someone like king

"Every hit from a woman" LOL

@GioHimonPro

7 күн бұрын

Burst out laughing in the train😂😂

@christoffelsymbol1631

Күн бұрын

Unless that woman is Alisa😳

King's chain throw makes me mad but it also makes it imagine how good it would feel to be chiropractically adjusted like that

@sanicboi9187

Жыл бұрын

King could be a chiropractor as a side hustle, just would have to make his grapples a little less deadly lmao

@iBloodxHunter

Жыл бұрын

You would slam your head and elbows against the ground multiple times.

Convinced 90% of the original commenters have never hit anyone or been hit before. Jesus christ Chloe’s shin kick is gonna HURT.

@j.t.7786

Жыл бұрын

Obviously, its Reddit

For those who don’t know how to fight: A lot of these wouldn’t only pack some damage but it would catch a lot of you off guard. Slapping a leg up or away (especially if a kick is coming your way) diverges the force away from you and forces the opponent to not be able to control themselves, as they will be heading the direction of the said attack. This will all give you a lot of opportunities to counter and deal some of these attacks. I also see people talking about King… just FYI that isn’t a slow kick. Far from it. It’s recognizable of course. But it is far from slow. The power that’ll come from that leg is enough to probably snap any tendon connecting the neck to your brain with very little difficulty. Trust me I’ve fought enough to know that a lot of these attacks are very crucial in a fight. Chest bumps… are very rarely used unless a person (significantly a person overweight/big) uses them and yes they deliver force that isn’t easy to stand back up from. Because the ground also packs a lot. 😂 so all of the people who don’t think that any of these wouldn’t be useful: Leave that to the professionals and teachers of martial arts to decide.

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's the thing about these, IF they connected on an unassuming opponent, they would probably take them out in one attack.

A lot of people seem to think that they can handle a kick to head of any sort and not even flinch, which is wild to me

@DJWeapon8

Жыл бұрын

Probably because those same people did get kicked in the head. Hence the reduced IQ.

80% of Claudio's movelist

Asuka's 1+2 is literally a thrust straight to the solar plexus and its not hard to imagine that, as a martial arts master, she knows how to generate maximum force with minimal movement. Some of these people seem to have never taken a hit to sensitive areas like shins or solar plexus. Hurts like hell

@Perdix64

Жыл бұрын

That’s a major spot that can cause someone to crumble, it’s why most martial artists defend that point.

@yof2210

Жыл бұрын

Y'all have seen Yakuza's Tiger Drop? Yeah *That's* the Tiger Drop

I’m 31 seconds in and I’m appalled at the ignorance of these comments. Even Lucky Chloe here at 0:30, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN KICKED IN THE SHIN WITH THE EDGE OF A SHOE??? Not to mention with her form she could absolutely wreck your knee without really any risk to herself. Smh

@linneausmsiska1184

Жыл бұрын

A number of attacks in this video especially the shin kicks would do damage. Also remember that martial artists in the tekken universe are pretty much almost super human in terms of strength. Remember when bruce urvin elbowed a car

@DJWeapon8

Жыл бұрын

Bruh Chloe started from a jump and kicked to the shin straight on while descending. I don't care if Jin is a black belt in Kyokushin. His shin would've *snapped* if he didn't defend by moving along with Chloe's foot to dissipate the force. Those redditors have never been in a fight, I swear.

@linneausmsiska1184

Жыл бұрын

@@DJWeapon8this video feels a little bit like clickbait.

@pauloazuela8488

Жыл бұрын

@@linneausmsiska1184 Well yes and no because the main objective was to showcase how dumb redditors are. It's the fan comments he posted that think these moves are not something will hurt you

@z.e.r.o.6515

Жыл бұрын

That was towards his feet, not the shin. And Chloe may weigh half of Jin so it wouldn't have done much damage but if it was performed in real life then it would depend on who's giving the hit and who's taking it. You also seem to be getting something wrong here, shins cannot snap but they can be torn, or fractured.

Nina's rage art just broke his arm, And it will be zero damage in real life?

@23lief86

Жыл бұрын

It's because it doesn't look like she's doing that, but she also can't do that because the animations are made by real people moving and those guys forgot that. lol

@KarlKognition

Жыл бұрын

She pulls on the elbow into her stomach instead of the wrist. She cannot damage the arm.

@allwithaphone9506

Жыл бұрын

yea she doesn't properly execute the armbar so no real damage is done besides a real painful stretch. with a more proper form shed easily broken his arm thO

@iBloodxHunter

Жыл бұрын

@@allwithaphone9506 Didn't need to get that far, she broke his neck by using it as a pivot point for her whole body.

@thejohnrahm

Жыл бұрын

she doesn't do a proper armbar. horrible finishing mechanics. she could have just finished the triangle and won. it's stupid.

We were actually taught Xiaoyu's downward slaps (d+1) in Kung Fu class, and yes it hurts. A lot

Look at King's sheer size, I have no doubt a chest bump from someome who's pure muscle (and probably steroids) would hurt

@z.e.r.o.6515

Жыл бұрын

Depends whether they have momentum or not. He clearly didn't so it wouldn't do much

The pizza throw deals 100% emotional damage in real life.

Most of these would hurt lmao except the pizza throw, if you don’t think getting slung around in a cradle doesn’t hurt you’ve clearly never wrestled. And mma fights have been won by leg kicks, getting your leg, knee and shin smacked all do more damage than it looks. Clearly homie has never fought irl

@CheeseYoni

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't take a genius to see this isn't my list.

@Reineerus_The_Rat

Жыл бұрын

Yeeaaahh... cradles hurt like an MF.

@littlemisseevee2309

Жыл бұрын

pizza throw would hurt if its fresh out of the oven

@watkinssixtysix

Жыл бұрын

@@CheeseYoni all my brain cells are gone from fighting

@WereSmarterThanThis

Жыл бұрын

frozen pizza 🥶🥶

I actually appreciate CheeseYoni for making this video because some of them do seem like they would not hurt, but I kind of agree with some comments here since they do look harmful to some extent. Maybe it's just my experience but because I was a dumb kid, I would try some of these moves on people. In high school, I got in trouble because I did Zafina's Lapis Dagger (uf+1) on some jerk. I should NOT have done that.

@davidfl.220

Жыл бұрын

What happened ?

@ksdtsubfil6840

Жыл бұрын

@@davidfl.220 Bullying. Let's just say I snapped after months of abusive behavior.

@ultralowspekken

Жыл бұрын

@@ksdtsubfil6840 the madlad picked Zafina's upwards backhand of all moves

1:09 this hurts alot, could break your legs from a heavy person

@nick66lg2010

Жыл бұрын

I’m SAYIN. I literally tore my ACL from the same exact motion in high school. That clip invalidated the whole video for me. 😂

Those shin attacks tho. More powerful than several electric wind god fists

I get dizzy real easily, pretty sure I simply would not be able to stand up for at least a good 2 min after Kunimitsu’s spin.

When I saw Claudio's move for the first time, I laughed out loud because how it looks as stylish as a K-pop boys band dance move

1:30 Bro, whoever said a full wind up punt to the face would not hurt has never been hit, lmao. Impractical? Definitely.

I feel like the Sumo guy rolling into you would probably cause you to trip if you don't move your feet in time IRL. Impractical sure, but I don't think it'd just not hurt

@julienherard414

Жыл бұрын

But if he begins to role on you after you have fallen, you will be flattened

the king kick would probably knock my ass out

A grizzly bear thrusting it's lower body towards you may definitely be painful Lol 0:11

You've awoken all the combat sleeper agents lol

1:23 Idk why but this slow ass kick made me laugh because of the screen shake and the knockback It's just so basic yet so funny

Armour King's "Stank Breath" is actually something called Green Mist, and is a heel move typical in Japanese pro-wrestling. It's not a bad breath, but rather a green liquid spat in your face, and more specifically your eyes. Of course pro-wrestling is a show more than a fight, so it's likely safe to use in an actual match, but in a less regulated situation, with the right chemical, you could do some nasty stuff to your opponent's eyes.

0:42 is not just a silly butt attack, it's called a Tetsuzanko, used in the martial art Bajiquan. One of the most overused moves in Anime and Fighting games. Not sure how strong or effective that move can actually be IRL, but no damage? I don't think so 🤔

@GunShocka

Жыл бұрын

Ive seen it done before. I wouldnt say it would knock anyone out as its just a body check really but the person i saw using it said they typically use it to create openings not to really do damage

@WhoreANG

Жыл бұрын

Anna is definitely using her butt. Tetsuzanko is using your shoulder, so Julia, Paul and Leo would cover that in Tekken.

@Lovecraft_88

Жыл бұрын

Tetsuzanko is a shoulder strike (not really useful IRL). Anna hits with her hip/booty(not too useful IRL either).

@TwilightArts

Жыл бұрын

@@WhoreANG True. I still want to believe that it's her interpretation of a Tetsuzanko. Like she's using her most prominent features, her "assets" (pun intended) if you will, to her advantage, and strikes with whatever sticks out the most 😅

@Cracker_Smacker

Жыл бұрын

Unless you sprint full speed and tackle someone with your butt then no in simply not have enough momentum unless you willing to throw your weight and lose balance just to pull it off wich in this case she didn't

*"pretty sure she has bricks on those paws"*

King`s chest bump maybe aint devasteting. But once in my live i run in to a other guys chest and got swollen eye. Yhea that hurt.

0:20 The initial takedown could definitely hurt especially if the ground is hard and if you land head first

Zafina's scarecrow 4 would do decent damage. ff2 would be hurtful too

@edgelord121

3 ай бұрын

Her throws 💀

Props to the guy who tried this in real life to see if it actually hurts

bro what yoshimitsu was doing was looking SUS

They should ask their friend to hit them like that XD It's hurt in real life

they're stylish, that's all that matter

0:30 that's just an oblique kick. any higher and you could turn someone's leg into a fucked up parabola. 1:22 It's really not slow at all, it's telegraphed like it's gonna be a front kick or a teep but it looks like it hits like a stepping roundhouse. Not to mention, most people wouldn't expect a guy as large as king to throw a head kick like that. Now imagine the amount of force he could generate with all that mass. also like AK's stinky poison mist/stink breath, first imagine getting chemicals spat into your eyes and also i once smelled my friend's dad from across the house when he came home from work once and the closer he was the closer i got to actually throwing up, it made me slightly understand how chemical warfare works. Smells can hurt too, redditors don't know what they're talking about.

The pizza throw would hurt if it was fresh from the oven.

That guy who suggested lucky chloe must not have been kicked by the shin yet

@ksdtsubfil6840

Жыл бұрын

I haven't been kicked in the shin yet but the pain I felt from all the "scooter-ankle" incidents I endured has permanently made me scared and vigilant

@keyjeyelpi

Жыл бұрын

True, let alone a jumping one. Those can break a leg

@edgelord121

3 ай бұрын

Nor did he take into account that she jumps into it, putting her body weight behind the hit

Rolling Death Cradle aren’t doing any damage, but it will make you out of breathe when you are being locked in it. I’m serious when submission game is more tiring than striking.

I'm not so sure about King, it's +120 kg rolling over you agressively, often on rough, uneven ground. Maybe won't inuure that much, but will leave some damage

@Vyomesh839

Жыл бұрын

"Maybe it won't injure that much" Bro, you can kiss your joints goodbye, also I have looked at RDC in slow motion, and King slams your had into the floor a couple of times doing it. King is cold AF 🤣

Nah, RDC would hurt like hell if a giant leopard man did that to you

1:04 yoo wtf is that move 😂

I once did laws Gainer in real life and by accident it got my opponent right under the chin.I was a bit tipsy but managed to land perfectly. I doubt I'll be able to do it again. The crowd was just shocked they began applauding. These moves are dangerous. Take care of yourselves out there.

Eddy’s ten hit combo. Bro just starts dancing and flipping with enough force to knock you into the air multiple times

That pizza throw will be An emotional damage

*shin pain intensifies*

People saying "shin moves hurt" clearly forget that a reddittor's shin bones are protected by their 60lbs of fat layer

Some of those ankle kicks keep getting kicked there will inflict pain

most of these moves either revolve around dizzying the opponent or just using your own body mass to do something

why King's b1+2 doesn't count? he just literally grabs the opponent and turn them around P.S: the extension string of b1+2 doesn't count, only the b1+2

@tacitozetticci9308

Жыл бұрын

But he's kinda rough 😣

@TokyMiku

Жыл бұрын

because b1+2 alone doesnt do damage in the game either

the stupid little dance low that lc does could probably break someone's foot irl

Asuka's df/2 could like trip your opponents backwards if you hit the shin harder in real life. And Xiaoyu's b/3 can really hurt just as Zhang Ziyi did it in Rush Hour 2 to Chris Tucker

I'm sure if a bear booty bumps you, that's going to absolutely hurt.

Don't underestimate shin kicks. Somewhere between 0 damage and 1000 damage depending how many you take

Bro zafina sometimes stabs you with literal azazels hand

I didn't think you would have included the comments from that post and make a video haha

man alot of these guys hadn't seen a regular mma fight or done martial arts, shin kicks hurt especially if the opponent decides to spam it

Last move should hurt like hell, considering Lars can dent metal walls with a punch, his Karate Chops would break ankles.

@Azazantei

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Against redditor though. I will be surprised if it ain't at least tore their arms apart.

@NiCoNiCoNiCola

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Also his METALLIC body armour that might also be a powered exoskeleton Surprised he doesn't have any blades on them forearms

This Kuni throw, she is basically holding back your wrist forcing you to spin.... Imagine how painful would that actually be if you simply don't spin trying to avoid it...

It's hilarious to imagine someone do that in real fight

I can *assure* you from *experience* that any hit to the shin and over the knee hurts like hell.

Some of these might do some minor damage or moderate depending on the person

The RDC would actually be extremely painful, especially on solid ground.

@lamarhoward8478

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Right I wouldn't want to be on the ground getting rolled around by a grappler like that lol

@night1952

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Imagine 125kg of muscle grinding you into the ground.

@NextGenBluePro

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Original commenter here, if you look closely Jin never even makes contact with the ground he’s essentially just being spun around & around, nauseating yes, painful no

@SchradeDemise

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You see, only King makes the contact with the ground while Jin is being held inside his hugs

@jovexii564

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I wouldn’t want to take a RDC on a full stomach 😂

idk man, everything in this video except the pizza throw seem to be able to do damage in real life to some extend

Any hit from a bear would be devastating lol

agree with most of these but 1:23 is obviously a pretty heavy kick

I don't play Tekken but the one at 0:30 is an Oblique Kick, it can literally destroy your knee in an instant. Pretty sure that kick at 1:24 would do damage to any human being. They do that a lot in Muay-Thai fights.

any butt moves are basically throwing your own bodyweight at the enemy, so it could hurt. yoshi's flash is supposed to be a counter, imagine punching that sword

Claudio's d22 looks like he's wiping the floor

Asuka's 1+2 is a wrist lock it does deal damage in real life

@thejohnrahm

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looks like a one inch punch to me. it is blockable, isn't it? this would suggest that it's a strike and not a grapple of any kind. a lot of these moves could be modified and look similar (whilst being more effective).

0:38 People also hate Jesus for telling the truth.

Trust me, you don't want to the body weight of a bear against you. With all that fat, if they're not breaking something, they're smothering you. Just imagine the amount of strength needed to move aside a real life bear that is sleeping on you. It's no teddy. But a rear hit is even worse.

finally one of the wonder questions in my mind has been talked about, we all think these makes sense but if this is real life some of these attack not only look goofy but will tickle the people

Asuka's first move would break your leg if used as a counter Asuka's second move literally broke Eddy's ribs in the manga, it's a verdion of 1 inch punch

@KarlKognition

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We're supposed to be comparing to reality, not to other fanatasies inside the Tekken universe.

not the every hit from a women 💀

I can justify the thinking of that lows didn't hurt by lack fighting knowledge but King's 3 and RDC? First a huge kick on your face that can break your jaw and second your head between floor and 120+ kg guy, getting squished several that can make you unconscious or die if you have a blood pressure problems.

I feel like the death roll would make you throw up

Kings basic ass kick is probably the only thing here that is real and does damage.

@drnkensnake

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A lot of tekken moves xd

Kinda true all female character's attacks but then there's Josie💀

@mikkakisaragi8837

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What about Lidia then?

@mikkakisaragi8837

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Alisa's chainsaws?

@mikkakisaragi8837

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Kunimitsu's daggers?

@nikolaisc5555

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@@mikkakisaragi8837 don't stop there, you can keep going lol

@rockstar-made

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Have you ever played Tekken?

Claudios dab makes Mental Damage

if you're not flexible enough rolling death cradle can and will hurt you