these steam reviews are AWFUL.

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people who write steam reviews are insane. they gotta be locked up fr
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FELLAS. We all know steam, the best platform to purchase new and exciting video games like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (COD mw2), Sonic Frontiers, or God of War. However, did you know that while its the best place to buy new games, its also the WORST place to find out if those games are good? These funny steam reviews may be hilarious, but god are they terrible at describing the actual game. Today, I took my friends WildSpartanz/Spatnz, Yakkocmn (of I Beat Every 3D Sonic Game in a Week fame), and Stryxo, the three biggest gamers I knew, and forced them to guess which game steam reviews are for. This led to a lot of funny moments with a lot of steam games to guess like Lego Star Wars, Slime Rancher, Cyberpunk 2077, Warframe, CSGO, and more. I hope you enjoy!
moby balls.

Пікірлер: 92

  • @z0mbielovejuice
    @z0mbielovejuice Жыл бұрын

    i love dead by daylight i have 97 mental illnesses and im banned from most public spaces

  • @twofacecomix

    @twofacecomix

    Жыл бұрын

    Me also putting in over 1k hours in dbd to find out I hate the game

  • @HeartlessKairi42

    @HeartlessKairi42

    Жыл бұрын

    @@twofacecomix that's too real dude. FO76 too.

  • @twofacecomix

    @twofacecomix

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HeartlessKairi42 used to stream it every night 😭😭😭

  • @Jakecos

    @Jakecos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@twofacecomix wait... it took 1k hours to realise that? You sir have a higher tolerance for pain than I

  • @twofacecomix

    @twofacecomix

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Jakecos it all came together when I realized that I (as huntress) was chasing someone around a large rock

  • @kmharnish
    @kmharnish Жыл бұрын

    These videos are funnier then the reviews themselves, also please add sex to these videos.

  • @imagery5425

    @imagery5425

    Жыл бұрын

    *ahem* MAKIN THAN MACARO-

  • @donutholebandit6212

    @donutholebandit6212

    6 ай бұрын

    Bizly is already in like half of them, dude

  • @SoupDoesStuff
    @SoupDoesStuff Жыл бұрын

    as a destiny player with ungodly an amount of hours, the 3/5 roll gave the destiny one away

  • @deurbeldeurbel

    @deurbeldeurbel

    Жыл бұрын

    So much suffering and so many hours of my life haha

  • @CalamityBaird

    @CalamityBaird

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't even play destiny I knew it was destiny.

  • @Storse

    @Storse

    Жыл бұрын

    it was the only one that made sense since warframe doesnt have weapon rolls and neither does osrs afaik

  • @nobleradical2158

    @nobleradical2158

    2 ай бұрын

    yeah it wouldve been 3/5 riven if it was warframe

  • @halthedge
    @halthedge Жыл бұрын

    “ I don’t respect warframe players” Good, we don’t deserve it 😂

  • @user-ut5fp6gp2p

    @user-ut5fp6gp2p

    Жыл бұрын

    Why?

  • @bananawithabigironinitship7807

    @bananawithabigironinitship7807

    Жыл бұрын

    @@user-ut5fp6gp2p be honest, you know why

  • @slavery633

    @slavery633

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@user-ut5fp6gp2p You know damn well why

  • @mejjx1429

    @mejjx1429

    2 ай бұрын

    Real( I have 2k hours)

  • @ricardoediza2690
    @ricardoediza2690 Жыл бұрын

    “Game journalists” need to learn from these reviews

  • @Kazzerole
    @Kazzerole Жыл бұрын

    "if you play DBD go check yourself for mental illness" i do in fact have anxiety, adhd, and depression

  • @TheKeeperofChaos

    @TheKeeperofChaos

    10 ай бұрын

    Most mentally stable DBD player

  • @mrwick5828
    @mrwick5828 Жыл бұрын

    I love DBD, the voices tell me it’s good

  • @Aeternus75

    @Aeternus75

    Жыл бұрын

    Ong, Whispers irl

  • @quispmccrunch
    @quispmccrunch Жыл бұрын

    I have played an unhealthy amount of Dead by Daylight, have spent way too much money on it, and I still keep playing despite having mostly bad moments while playing.

  • @burritoornot856

    @burritoornot856

    8 ай бұрын

    It's about the thrill of the hunt

  • @patrickdiehl542
    @patrickdiehl542 Жыл бұрын

    Since being patched, Cyberpunk is fun just to explore and play the side missions

  • @sk2galway
    @sk2galway Жыл бұрын

    I have like 1000 hours of GTA V, that's over like 6 years, but when these reviews of over that with newer games that really shows the people with less of a life than me

  • @annmarie1114
    @annmarie1114 Жыл бұрын

    thank you Geek for letting us know the TRUTH

  • @rufkasoda
    @rufkasoda Жыл бұрын

    Stryxo is so real for thinking ULTRAKILL for first

  • @SoupDoesStuff

    @SoupDoesStuff

    Жыл бұрын

    if it was ultrakill it probably would have specified robot sex

  • @TheTownHeifer

    @TheTownHeifer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SoupDoesStuff GAY robot sex

  • @thesockstealeriscomingforyou

    @thesockstealeriscomingforyou

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr that was my instant assumption.

  • @katiequeen7225

    @katiequeen7225

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SoupDoesStuff nah, it wouldve specified gay sex

  • @phenexxxx
    @phenexxxx Жыл бұрын

    ultrakill reviews are filled with the "please add sex" reviews, i am pleased to be one of the horde

  • @dontstealmycontentplease
    @dontstealmycontentplease Жыл бұрын

    “I’ve played this game for 1k hours and I just now realize I hate it” it wasn’t one of the options but I immediately thought danganronpa

  • @damamoot2291
    @damamoot2291 Жыл бұрын

    I only got the 5th and 6th one wrong. The only of these games I've played is slime rancher, which I thought was the sex one.

  • @TheRamblemanWhoSings
    @TheRamblemanWhoSings Жыл бұрын

    as a steam user gremlin, you slowly lose all forms of communication & your grip on reality, only being able to understand other steam user gremlins

  • @gladdy1
    @gladdy1 Жыл бұрын

    stryxo sounds like an ex-discord mod

  • @jonesthegamer1440
    @jonesthegamer14403 ай бұрын

    6:51 “but I’m not bald” man just completely admits to every other statement

  • @Quazex
    @Quazex Жыл бұрын

    I play dead by daylight and I have a mental illness which makes me want to cut my arm off. I think they're connected.

  • @VSPhotfries
    @VSPhotfries Жыл бұрын

    "0/10 Can't sex the Huntress."

  • @AlliedX
    @AlliedX Жыл бұрын

    I think Civ 6 is a fantastic game. What do you mean it's been 19 years? I only played 1 turn.... What? God....

  • @52_hype
    @52_hype Жыл бұрын

    Tranported to ItsMatlok world Terrible steam reviews: Come here boy Me: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ Edit: thnaks for 500272 likes and reddit sliver!

  • @coldplayisjustokay7820

    @coldplayisjustokay7820

    Жыл бұрын

    ay bruh you're welcome any time

  • @coldplayisjustokay7820

    @coldplayisjustokay7820

    Жыл бұрын

    wait a minute i think there might be less than 500272 likes

  • @divAPEX
    @divAPEX Жыл бұрын

    took me 4k hours to realize i hated apex legends

  • @bloodlove93

    @bloodlove93

    Жыл бұрын

    i never touched it,still hate it

  • @rat-prophetistfordism8344
    @rat-prophetistfordism8344 Жыл бұрын

    The golden standard of Steam reviews are found under Pathologic Classic HD

  • @chemicalyt2931
    @chemicalyt2931 Жыл бұрын

    Slave Leia was 21 in the bikini

  • @SMF64
    @SMF64 Жыл бұрын

    this video is just brandon getting dunked on for 13 minutes

  • @DevilDoc31317
    @DevilDoc31317 Жыл бұрын

    found a chocolate covered brownies recipe in the ultrakill reviews

  • @detectiveplutomindpretzel5626
    @detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 Жыл бұрын

    Im just waiting for this Channel to blow up

  • @mmkanashiro
    @mmkanashiro6 ай бұрын

    lego is a game that every thing connect whit every thing, but humans cant connect whit other human

  • @user-kl1yq4wl8w
    @user-kl1yq4wl8w Жыл бұрын

    Hey ItsMatlok, love your content

  • @a_to_the_mfing_z
    @a_to_the_mfing_z Жыл бұрын

    I hate Apex legends i have social anxiety never leave my moms house and hate the ranked grind 10/10

  • @justalittlebitepic035
    @justalittlebitepic035 Жыл бұрын

    9:11 well, there is that one mod...

  • @N8_de_Gr8
    @N8_de_Gr8 Жыл бұрын

    Where did the image in the top left corner come from it’s not in the previous video?

  • @cookierayyt3406
    @cookierayyt3406 Жыл бұрын

    if the fellahs make a mistake its a fellahcy

  • @spiffy6988
    @spiffy6988 Жыл бұрын

    i thought that destiny 2 review was mine at first

  • @Moggus1
    @Moggus13 ай бұрын

    Please have a collat with locus again!

  • @dearil8007
    @dearil8007 Жыл бұрын

    bizly would've won

  • @ThePandaclash
    @ThePandaclash Жыл бұрын

    Does the banner say "ninjaatwar21"?? I can't figure it out

  • @TikTok_gura

    @TikTok_gura

    Жыл бұрын

    ninjaofwar24

  • @divineterabyte5181
    @divineterabyte5181 Жыл бұрын

    Hey im a warframe player wtf

  • @amphiee1873
    @amphiee1873 Жыл бұрын

    yo these video ideas are sick maybe guess the youtuber from the mean tweet or something?

  • @sharkyslegoandotherstuff
    @sharkyslegoandotherstuff Жыл бұрын

    ayo you got stryxo damn! nice!

  • @sharkyslegoandotherstuff
    @sharkyslegoandotherstuff Жыл бұрын

    9:05 I SAW THIS REVIEW

  • @k2a2l2
    @k2a2l2 Жыл бұрын

    i too, have also played content

  • @GraveRobber-
    @GraveRobber- Жыл бұрын

    I play DBD because I like causing pain

  • @2braincells581
    @2braincells581 Жыл бұрын

    6/7 Closest I've been to a perfect score in any of these vids

  • @alexs07774
    @alexs07774 Жыл бұрын

    As a long time destiny player this is kinda fax, still gonna keep playing tho

  • @mmmmrat
    @mmmmrat Жыл бұрын

    martin i love you 🐐

  • @bpberry
    @bpberry Жыл бұрын

    this video is old but a little psa you cant get rolls on weapons in warframe you mod them

  • @rimwell
    @rimwell Жыл бұрын

    Only thing about lost ark is pay to win But it doesn’t really matter if you’re just playing for fun

  • @alyxbocci2695
    @alyxbocci2695 Жыл бұрын

    fun fact i stole my name from half life alyx

  • @xmnph951
    @xmnph951 Жыл бұрын

    LETS GOO SUB 20SECONDS

  • @kagoodplayer4188
    @kagoodplayer4188 Жыл бұрын

    I guessed 2/7

  • @honeybun6677
    @honeybun6677 Жыл бұрын

    Does the beard say “ninjaofwar24”?

  • @erik-the-error
    @erik-the-error Жыл бұрын

    L wildspartans

  • @DoomDude69420
    @DoomDude69420 Жыл бұрын

    I got the Detroit one right and the reason why is because rust is Ohio and pubg is Detroit

  • @ahnki
    @ahnki11 ай бұрын

    i gaymer

  • @srimpfiedice
    @srimpfiedice Жыл бұрын

    NinjaOfWar24

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