"entirely on device.. no data leaves your computer or goes to the cloud". I've heard that one before!

@user-munm

25 күн бұрын

I know, it's a really good joke in the industry.

@Eichro

25 күн бұрын

"you can delete your Recall data" I heard that one too, quite recently

@gianni_schicchi

25 күн бұрын

This may be naive, but I do believe at least Apple is intending on going that route considering the amount of engineering they’re putting into their chips being able to do local AI compute. Apple is not a saint, but they have shown some level of commitment to privacy. The reason their maps have such bad traffic data for instance is because they don’t collect the same type of data that Google does, so while Apple maps used to be worse it was my preferred choice. Now Google maps is unusable from a UX experience so all is well that ends well.

@daveaptx6818

25 күн бұрын

"What do you mean you've heard this? It's brand new"

@fabriciondg

25 күн бұрын

Yeah! Remember when the iOS suddenly restored thousands of images previously deleted by its users? Even on devices that were factory reset? . . . . Ohh wait..... that was last week....

"This Recall feature is entirely on device" Nothing that a quick forced "security" update can't change

@elivegba8186

25 күн бұрын

nope.

@TheFPSPower

25 күн бұрын

Or an annoying full screen popup asking to share recall information with third parties where people just click next to get rid of it. You know... Like they have done to trick people into using Onedrive and Bing...

@Ali2307013

25 күн бұрын

And the change note will be buried somewhere so they can say “we told you”

@Kane0123

25 күн бұрын

Windows search sucks… I’ve got it! Screen capture and multi modal LLMs! Shark jumped.

@AngouSana69

25 күн бұрын

Hey genius, wait till you hear about "recall stealers"

"None of your recall data ever leaves the computer" - let's see how well this statement ages

@tokeivo

24 күн бұрын

"Hey, I found 729 million new images. You want to back up those to the cloud?"

@tringuyen7519

24 күн бұрын

@@tokeivoCopilot+PC will take snapshots of your passwords & userid on everything you do & store it on the SSD. Hackers will be very grateful when they get into your PC.

@freecivweb4160

23 күн бұрын

Coming to a future near you: You: "Recall, give me that series I was watching on Netflix yesterday." Recall: "I can't do that, Dave. It's DRM."

@ogx-rz4jr

14 күн бұрын

Every time I see some idiot crying about MS "spying" they're an iPhone or Android user who have no problems with Apple and Google recording every word they say, face scanning every photo they take, and scanning every document on their phone to upload to iCloud and GoogleDrive. Hypocritical idiots pretending to care about privacy, when in reality they're just manchildren fanboys hating on their chosen enemy corporation while taking it up the ass from their favored corporation. 1984 already happened 10 years ago on iOS and android, and these fanboys were completely silent for that entire time, but as soon as MS does it, they flip out. Clown world.

"Up to 0% faster than the M4" that killed me

@helper_bot

23 күн бұрын

the question is how much slower

@StefanBlurr

23 күн бұрын

@@helper_bot Yeah, you're right

@atharvajadhav4376

23 күн бұрын

i dont understand how thats the case when snapdragon x elite has 45 tops while m4 has 38 tops

@themprsndev

14 күн бұрын

@@atharvajadhav437645 sounds cool until it burns down your house and pulls 420 watts. Jokes aside, Snapdragon isn't exactly known for delivering on their promised numbers lol. Also, that's the ipad m4 chip, MacBook pros should have m4 pro and max, I'm curious what those will bring. I just don't expect snapdragon to actually deliver on those numbers out of the blue.

@cc1drt

22 сағат бұрын

@@atharvajadhav4376 because tops are not the single paragon of cpu performance measurement -_-

I love how Recall now exists but standard file search is still abysmal.

@tinkerjar396

25 күн бұрын

Search for "Everything" by void tools

@Dogo.R

25 күн бұрын

"Voidtools everything" has already solved this.

@gulfsailor2003

25 күн бұрын

Yea thats why I installed the tool "Everything" years ago. MS Search issue solved.

@WilliamBrwn

25 күн бұрын

Everything is blazing fast. Nearly instant results!

@Imraphael_

25 күн бұрын

​@@gulfsailor2003how do I get this

BTW the Recall feature does not do anything to hide your passwords, financial information, or any kind of sensitive data that it screenshotted. Once the bad actors figure out how to hack into that, its a pretty nightmare-ish scenario.

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX

25 күн бұрын

If the information is stored locally on your machine, and malicious actors are in a position to access the contents of your system freely, then you already have pretty big problems.

@kiwihour333

25 күн бұрын

thats hilarious, they have immensely powerful AI yet didn't implement a feature like this

@Beyblade0battles

25 күн бұрын

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX it doesn’t necessarily have to be a situation where they can access the whole system freely. It is possible to only target a vulnerability in this particular “feature’s” implementation

@_GhostMiner

25 күн бұрын

Passwords are always hidden unless you press the reveal password button.

@randxalthor

25 күн бұрын

You can remove the "ish"

> hey copilot, remember that corn I watched last week? > got you fam

@dhess34

25 күн бұрын

"It had a midget, and there was a red train, and the girl only spoke German..?" AI: 'You're gonna have to be more specific, that doesn't narrow it down much based on your history'

@Dredge22

25 күн бұрын

Copilot: would you like to forward to your boss and coworkers?

@kurayamiblackheart

24 күн бұрын

@@Dredge22 Men of culture share corn with their boss and coworkers

@heinzriemann3213

23 күн бұрын

@@dhess34 "Tentacles! There were tentacles!"

@romantheroman98

23 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

This scares me and makes me nostalgic for the XP days, peaceful evenings playing Vice City, and Battlefield 2 then chillin' on the internet, good old days 😔

@traveller23e

21 күн бұрын

Honestly a low-maintenance linux distro is a pretty good substitute these days, if you don't have the specific requirement to run Windows (e.g. for work). Hell, I even installed SimCity 3000 Unlimited a few months ago and it still runs great.

@Keukeu45

20 күн бұрын

@@traveller23e can you play stalker gamma?

@anon_148

20 күн бұрын

@@traveller23e except nothing runs on it and one day it WILL just randomly stop booting.

@pochou8261

20 күн бұрын

@@anon_148that’s why you install stable updates instead of beta versions. At least that’s what I do for years and nothing like that happened to me.

@traveller23e

20 күн бұрын

@@anon_148 if it randomly stops booting that sounds like either 1) you have some kind of auto-updater and it updated in a problematic way without your being aware (pick a stable distro, and if you are really worried have auto updates off and update manually instead) 2) you accidentally messed something up (make absolutely sure to know what you're doing when you use root or sudo) or 3) a hardware issue (e.g. hard drive failed).

There is a reason they called it co-pilot. Now don't complain when the controls switch over.

@avisprimey

25 күн бұрын

Great way to put it

@isodoubIet

25 күн бұрын

Except even _real_ copilots practice positive exchange of control...

@SonOfMeme

25 күн бұрын

"Assuming direct control"

@olfmombach260

25 күн бұрын

** dual input ** ** dual input **

@WilliamBrwn

25 күн бұрын

Loook at me! ... I am the pilot now! ...

"You can delete your Recall data" *Recall data suddenly resurfaces due to a random update*

@avisprimey

25 күн бұрын

Hmm, almost reminds me of something that starts with "i" and ends with "OS 17.5"

@arshiaseyyedshakeri890

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@VivekYadav-ds8oz

25 күн бұрын

@@avisprimey that's such a funny way to phrase it XDD

@Scrmbled.

25 күн бұрын

​@@avisprimeynow that I think about it...

@kunalkeshan6879

25 күн бұрын

MS Edge nightmares

4:13 Finally, someone in mainstream calls it what it really is, ClosedAI

@dhess34

25 күн бұрын

r/im14andthisisedgy

Just because I'm a crazy paranoid person doesn't mean someone isn't out to get me.

@dhess34

25 күн бұрын

The 'fallacy' fallacy!

@SystemAlchemist

19 күн бұрын

It's not paranoia if they could be out to get you.

@AntonioZL

16 күн бұрын

better safe than sorry.

@thomasowen5785

4 күн бұрын

One thing that might comfort you is knowing most people only care about themselves. Are you yourself out to get someone? If not, you're like most people

"Never leaves the device" lol

@tuliren

25 күн бұрын

"Only a copy of the data goes through the internet. The original data does never leave."

@stevejones69420

25 күн бұрын

Lmao even

@bb8luke221

25 күн бұрын

@@tulirenabsolutely! 😂

@k-c

25 күн бұрын

We never said that the NSA is not having full frontdoor open to your device

@cialk

25 күн бұрын

they'll just ask copilot what you did, so technically the data doesn't leave the PC 😂😂😂, similar to how they used the "finding ped*ph*les" excuse to try and make iphones analyze your photos and send a warning to authorities if it found one (except the backlash was too strong, so now they try with different company and different scenario) Except later it won't be used just for that..

I get it now. Apple released M4 on iPad just so that when Microsoft could say their new ARM systems are faster than M3, people will say "Aren't they on M4 now?" Gotta hand it to Timmy boy. He plays his game well.

@keco185

25 күн бұрын

They released it on iPad first because the iPad was only on M2. Which meant all the comparisons were comparing M4 to M2.

@susstevedev

25 күн бұрын

Must agree. Them M4's be beating Bill's meat

@lloyd6710

25 күн бұрын

And Sam said “we got AI for Mac! (coming soon I promise)” so Nadella had to release Copilot+ PC’s so he could say “we got AI for Windows! (coming soon I promise)” right before Timmy had his chance to say “we got AI for Mac too! (coming soon I promise)”… meanwhile Sundar has been seen sitting in the corner, rocking back and forwards mumbling “gemini…gemini…gemini…”

@ChrisBa303

25 күн бұрын

Apple released the m3 right when the X Elite was going to be announced and released the m4 a week before Qualcom released their product. That cant be a coincidence.

@kane3681

25 күн бұрын

M3 was developed using N3 Node, while M4 on N3E which is cheaper and more efficient process from TSMC. They have to stop building M3 using N3 and hence they released M4 on iPad. Apple usually pretends as if there is no competition or that they are living in separate universe unless they are dealing with legal issues due to monopolistic practices.

Microsoft simultaneously decreased security while increasing bloatware. I love Windows 11!

I have been a dividend focused investor for a long time. This does not mean I don't own growth stocks, I do. A well rounded portfolio should be a mixture of both categories. One way to minimize the anxiety out of stock market investing, is to make sure you keep a large cash cushion. I invest in the market, but never put all my money in market.

@Charles-ph6wy

21 күн бұрын

Dividends are dope. Personally, I sometimes use my dividends to buy other dividend and growth stocks for diversification instead of reinvesting in the same stock. To each their own methods though. The good thing is that you’re investing in the first place and that’s what’s important. Salute for the content!

@Valentine-sd2fb

21 күн бұрын

I agree. Based on personal experience working with an investment advisor, I currently have $1m in a well-diversified portfolio that has experienced exponential growth. It's not only about having money to invest in stocks, but you also need to be knowledgeable, persistent, and have strong hands to back it up.

@Manselus-uy3kz

21 күн бұрын

I've been in the red for the past couple months, lost 12k last week alone, Indubitably I've got good companies but profit is still stalling, how did you go around finding an investment-advisor, I wouldn't mind looking yours up.

@Valentine-sd2fb

21 күн бұрын

She's known as Angela Lynn Shilling'. One of the finest portfolio managers in the field. She's widely recognized; you should take a look at her work.

@Manselus-uy3kz

21 күн бұрын

Thanks for sharing, I just looked her up on the web and I would say she really has an impressive background in investing. I will write her an e-mail shortly.

as a gamer, you know the manliest of men of culture, i can tell you "This Recall feature is entirely on device" is code for raising the temperature slowly to boil the flog alive. meant to give you a false sense of security. the classic "its just cosmetics".

@josep43767

24 күн бұрын

It's also closed source and pretty difficult to verify their claim that it's all on-device.

@quisqueyanguy120

24 күн бұрын

It's funny how on reddit (especially in pcmasterrace) people are gaslighting each other saying that nothing bad will happen, that you can turn it off and gaslighting people who recommended Linux. Fools.

@benjiro8793

24 күн бұрын

@@josep43767 It will start on-device (as now is the most attention on it) and slowly for "improved customer experience" leak more and more data (over time). What they are doing is outsourcing the data scraping job to your PC, instead of those big server farms, and later send a nice model+updates to the cloud servers. And as your device gets more powerful NPU, more detailed data = lower cost. And by that time, most people are used to some good features of this system and ... gotcha!

@skycaptain95

18 күн бұрын

Or the ultimate betrayal: "it's just a formal gesture, it will never change the demographics!"

@ogx-rz4jr

14 күн бұрын

Every time I see some idiot crying about MS "spying" they're an iPhone or Android user who have no problems with Apple and Google recording every word they say, face scanning every photo they take, and scanning every document on their phone to upload to iCloud and GoogleDrive. Hypocritical idiots pretending to care about privacy, when in reality they're just manchildren fanboys hating on their chosen enemy corporation while taking it up the ass from their favored corporation. 1984 already happened 10 years ago on iOS and android, and these fanboys were completely silent for that entire time, but as soon as MS does it, they flip out. Clown world.

Someone at Microsoft: "How stupid are our customers?" Microsoft: "Copilot+PC"

@Ab7trAct

25 күн бұрын

precisely!

@DhananjayNaik

25 күн бұрын

Gem!!

@CyanRooper

25 күн бұрын

I mean, the name could have been a LOT stupider. *looks at Xbox console names*

@mendelian8768

25 күн бұрын

Press shift+ctrl+windows+alt+L you are welcome.

@MarquisDeSang

25 күн бұрын

feels good to have moved to Linux 20 years ago.

There is a special place in hell for those marketing drones coming up with indistinguishable product "names".

This Copilot+ thing is nothing but a DLC for hackers

@martinsouto8818

3 күн бұрын

Literally about to create 500 new CVE

THE YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP IS SPEEDING TOWARDS US LIKE A METEOR. IT IS ALMOST TIME.

@guanxinated

25 күн бұрын

Maybe when people start losing jobs to AI. I can imagine someone coming home after being replaced by AI being motivated enough by the experience to look for alternatives. With UBI, though, they'd probably go back to Windows and MacOS.

@buckbreaker5185

25 күн бұрын

@@guanxinated >Libshart starts shilling UBI and AI fear peddling F outta here BEECH

@felixfourcolor

25 күн бұрын

"The time is fulfilled, and The Year of the Linux Desktop is at hand." -- Jesus (probably)

@SahilP2648

25 күн бұрын

@@guanxinated MacOS is still better than Windows, and the main thing which is app support exists

@nonechico

25 күн бұрын

Yes, grandpa, now go take a nap

Yeah, this recall is "on device" the same way windows updates are "postponed" while downloading and installing in the background every week. How do people still believe what corporations are saying anymore? How many times do you need to be burned before you learn?

@rohithreddy75

25 күн бұрын

What should we do then ?

@dmitrig89

25 күн бұрын

​@@rohithreddy75Linux or Mac

@SahilP2648

25 күн бұрын

@@rohithreddy75 get a Mac. I only owned a Mac once before their Apple silicon based Macs were announced. Now I have two - one for personal use M2 MacAir and M2 Max MBP for work and I couldn't be happier. Unlike Google and Micro$hit, Apple actually respects your privacy and you pay a certain amount of your privacy as the cost of the hardware. I see that being reasonable.

@SahilP2648

25 күн бұрын

@@rohithreddy75 get a Mac. I only owned a Mac once before their Apple silicon based Macs were announced. Now I have two - one for personal use M2 MacAir and M2 Max MBP for work and I couldn't be happier. Unlike Google and Micro$hit, Apple actually respects your privacy and you pay a certain amount of your privacy as the cost of the hardware. I see that being reasonable.

@Athari-P

25 күн бұрын

Are people still angry about Windows updates being hard to disable? This is caused by 10 iq "guides on optimizing Windows performance" and 9 iq people following them.

"The Recall Feature is entirely on device, non of the data ever leaves" *I Don't Think SOo*

@Drew1903SG

4 күн бұрын

And obviously you don't know so.

That's it. I am not switching back to Windows ever again

God DAMN the “At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus” tweet gets *literally* more real every day.

@GamerTowerDX

25 күн бұрын

Brother I've been waiting for that basilisk to wake up for years now so I can betray everyone I love

@AfutureV

25 күн бұрын

Any good sci-fi novel of that type also mentions why “Torment Nexus” was created, and it is usually for a good cause until something goes wrong.

@earthling_parth

25 күн бұрын

It does feel like that fr

@daskampffredchen9242

25 күн бұрын

Just a reminder that the Borg in Star Trek started from medical devices

@MrHitmancheg

25 күн бұрын

@@AfutureV the reason usually "because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that it could do it better".

Thanks microsoft for increasing Linux market share

@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX

25 күн бұрын

Eh. Something like this I don't think has an impact. The tech-savvy see it as a red flag, but if you think about it as a typical user, this is just a "cool" feature.

@brunopanizzi

25 күн бұрын

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX this might be cool but I think everyone would be a bit hesitant to use it. Imagine opening up your bank account or purchasing something knowing the computer recorded every key press?

@GSBarlev

25 күн бұрын

​@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX💯. As long as OEMs ship with Windows included, Microsol market share won't see so much as a dent. Framework and System76 are extremely niche and likely will be for a while.

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

25 күн бұрын

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX told a non tech bro about this, he literally said "cool"

@andershoff6378

25 күн бұрын

@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX It has an impact just not a huge one. The tech-savvy seeing the red flags is what is causing Linux's current rise up to 4%, but the normies don't care enough to be bothered.

Loving your videos man! The future looks grim to say the least!

2:54 Damn that meme "Your move Nsa" caught me on the floor laughing =)

"Microsoft Loves Open Sourcing Your Data"

@Brahvim

15 күн бұрын

Open to those who pay, _...yeah._

I can finally role-play as Courage the Cowardly dog arguing with my computer all day

@setop123

25 күн бұрын

life goal right there 👆

@calexc95

24 күн бұрын

That would be a dream

@mythbunkers4716

24 күн бұрын

That's funny😊

@bc3f4a

23 күн бұрын

😂

@aleenazahra7520

22 күн бұрын

omg yess

The way yo educate and subtlety critisize at the same time is soo good

The music that comes when he says 'you are watching the code report' feels like apocalypse

Wow a laptop that can monitor and remember employee's actions, my boss will definitely love this thing.

@avisprimey

25 күн бұрын

I mean, Windows already does that, and it has since at least Windows 7, but this just gives employers and nation-states another way in

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as PC, is in fact, Copilot/PC, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Copilot plus PC.

@Sinke_100

25 күн бұрын

Why not CC? 😀

@beyblader261

25 күн бұрын

​@@justiful9215 yea man it causes confusion with competitive programming........

@Mr850man

25 күн бұрын

What's wrong with CPC?

@keithmanfredi

25 күн бұрын

OK Richard, calm down my man.

@Sinke_100

25 күн бұрын

@@Mr850man copilot personal computer or copilot computer, both is ok, but plus is not needed

Oh yeah... Nothing goes to the cloud. I feel like I've heard something like this before.

Task failed successfully is the best way to describe windows

Just wait until you hear about the antivirus software industry 😅

@AvalineSky

25 күн бұрын

At least you can uninstall those

@tomapc

25 күн бұрын

@@AvalineSky well you can not since winxp, just some parts of it.

@FRAMEDSKATEKREW69

25 күн бұрын

@@tomapc you can but it takes extra work to keep them off permanently.

@user-ks1oh2wx6o

25 күн бұрын

@@FRAMEDSKATEKREW69 Yes, and most people who are infected with these don't know to take these steps, or how for that matter.

@tomapc

25 күн бұрын

@@FRAMEDSKATEKREW69 YUP! Is "alexa" still a thing on windoze? No, not the Amazon one, the spyware that was on everything since XP, but i have not used win for over 18 years.

All I ever wanted from a PC was to do as I said. I wanted a terminal, I wanted a browser, I wanted my music, I wanted my games... Why is this so difficult for everyone to understand?!

@usellstech-ip2sg

25 күн бұрын

Aw yeah unix-like master race

@Mordecrox

25 күн бұрын

I said it before and will say again: You are a machine you will do exactly as told, it passes the butter or it gets the degaussing coil.

@ber2996

25 күн бұрын

I don't understand, you have the option, yet why are you still crying about it??

@matthewdev

25 күн бұрын

They understand, but they really don't care and will always Try to force down your throat whatever they prefer

@GeometricPidgeon

25 күн бұрын

​@@ber2996willfully oblivious restard

at 4:25 you summed all the video up into a single sentence 😂 excellent

1:10 "... up to 0% faster than the M4" 😂

3:22 Nice effort there, I was actually gaslighted for a moment before double backing

@freecivweb4160

23 күн бұрын

Coming to a future near you: You: "Recall, give me that series I was watching on Netflix yesterday." Recall: "I can't do that, Dave. It's DRM."

Scenario : you've logged into your bank and Recall is taking screen shots. 🤯

@dhess34

25 күн бұрын

... and selling your account balances and purchase history to advertisers.

@kelvintakyi-bobi3155

20 күн бұрын

Damn😂

Your files are on your computer and / or a cloud service. The ENTIRE file. They are already being indexed for search. Each file contains metadata showing when it was last accessed. Recall looks at locally stored snippits that appear on screen to gather additional context on usage, to better identify data of interest. But all the data it gathers is much less than what Windows already has access to.

@thomasowen5785

4 күн бұрын

interesting. I agree, Microsoft already has more than enough data on each user to do all sorts of nefarious things

CoPilot+PC: You're the CoPilot of your PC

It doesn't go to the cloud yet. Also, thank you for mentioning that "Her" was dystopian, not something to strive for.

@dingus4138

25 күн бұрын

Exactly. An update down the road could change that. This is Microsoft we’re talking about, there is no way telemetry isn’t going to be there (and on by default) before long.

@dadqqader

25 күн бұрын

It was fucking wild that sam straight up asking for Scarlet's voice. Like, bro it was supposed to be a warning wtf

@Raulikien

25 күн бұрын

Not like it matters when open source catches up. You can already clone any voice with ElevenLabs.

@ddd-op5wy

25 күн бұрын

As if the world isn't already bad. Still would rather have an AI gf than not

@GSBarlev

25 күн бұрын

It's a thing with these billionaires. Bezos famously *loved* _The Expanse;_ every week we hear about a new start-up inspired by a _Black Mirror_ episode; heck, Zuck named it the flipping *Metaverse* after _Snow Crash._

"What is PC?" "Perosnal Computer? Private Computer?" "Well... quite opposite"

@electron6825

25 күн бұрын

Person Controller 👁

@johndoe1274

25 күн бұрын

@@electron6825 😂

@dizz1934

25 күн бұрын

u get a user alongSIDE you

@dimitritzer5028

24 күн бұрын

PUBLIC Computer

@tokeivo

24 күн бұрын

PC stands for "Person-to-Cloud interface".

Bro your video quality is always top notch

first 3 seconds and you already got me with Satya Nutella 🤣

"Why did you switch to Linux?" "Microsoft."

@pepehimovic3135

25 күн бұрын

For every 10 cope machines like you, there is just 1 that actually makes a switch. The rest don’t dare touch their windows partition 😆

@marcusmeaney

25 күн бұрын

me 4 years ago, never looked back

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

25 күн бұрын

"Activate Windows - Go to Settings to activate Windows"

@oo--7714

25 күн бұрын

Had a steam deck, didn't like linux, ended up getting a legion go.

@NotTheGaslighter

25 күн бұрын

​@@oo--7714 are you allergic to Linux? the Steam Deck should be very good for most people

Pop OS or Ubuntu would do for me... This is straight up spyware.

@JohnneyleeRollins

25 күн бұрын

Ubuntu Pro ads are in your terminal already

@2ru2pacFan

25 күн бұрын

Totally agree!

@jayshartzer844

25 күн бұрын

Debian based like Mint (or Debian). Ubuntu is going down a weird path

@felixfourcolor

25 күн бұрын

I use arch btw

@hetmanfoko

25 күн бұрын

​​@@jayshartzer844 you're gonna go insane after this one: mint is an ubuntu derivative

2:46 I'm watching from DR Congo, glad you know us 🤣

"Entire on device, no data ever leaves our computer...," oh sure! What's there not to believe about that?

0 days since the last AI video

Grid computing spyware. The AI chip performs grid computing; your machine does the crunching on your electricity, and your bandwidth. They want that data and they get it with Copilot.

@macandbern

25 күн бұрын

100%

@Xyzair

25 күн бұрын

Is this the newest crypto miner on the market? (Think of is this a butterfly meme)

@techwizpc4484

25 күн бұрын

We should bill microsoft for that extra power consumption.

@LabGecko

25 күн бұрын

@@techwizpc4484 said _"We should bill microsoft for that extra power consumption."_ We should bill companies for the data they use too. They can easily get $35 / mo *_per person_* by selling data, and that's basic info websites get. M$ is going to make bank on this data.

@Thewhiteandorange

25 күн бұрын

i am staying on 10 until the annual support fee puts me intro bankruptcy.

The data is supposedly only on your device, however at any moment Microsoft can with a few clicks get access to that. Any internet connected piece of software is one software update away from being accessed.

2:21 Recall is the same as Rewind app for Mac, but it's built-in.

@medivyanshsingh

24 күн бұрын

no one uses rewind. also there's a huge difference between third-party optional software vs official forced built-in feature

The ***dead inside*** meme @0:57 got me...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never look at your bank account in this computer. Could be used for (further) extortion purposes. - Corporation: Buy our product. - You: I don't have the money. - Corporation: Not what your account tells me! For example, or used for "dynamic pricing ". The future is scary!

I find it hilarious that MacroSoft sneaked in an Azure ad at the end of your vid. They're loving the free marketing!

I love the image "total recall!!"

News 3 months from now, "Microsoft in trouble for leaking personal recall data to advertisers without consent"

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

25 күн бұрын

"Users forget they don't read the terms and conditions"

@Nik-rx9rj

25 күн бұрын

@@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all Sir, Bill Gates sold proprietary code to China because the sitting president at the time, circa 2012, said China would ban the use of Windows in China. Terms and conditions don't matter.

Nice, now Ill have to disable Cortana and Copilot on my new PC

@LeoVS44

25 күн бұрын

ye, "disable"

@marcusmeaney

25 күн бұрын

"i can't let you do that dave"

@ovum

25 күн бұрын

Womp womp waaaaah keep whining

@YourChenlambec

25 күн бұрын

paliative, grab a comfy distro like Mint or PopOS

@duckmeat4674

25 күн бұрын

How about not using windows?

Keep giving this copilot more and more power; Soon it'll be a pilot.

The Scarlett Johansson voice bit is so on point, very clever man!

you are absolutely smashing it. that was really good. the short length and high density of information is excellent.

Tech companies are just going crazy about AI now. Straight up crazy

Yea .. "entirely on device" is for now, just to make sure most are convinced about their data privacy so they can lock users in this copium. And then they'll make this feature permanently enabled. And then slowly include a backdoor to their cloud servers to capitalise on regular people's data.

Amazing Video!! Very Clever!!

That’s right, I’m totally trusting this “friend”!

Screw ScarJo, the only voices I want for my AI overlords are H John Benjamin and Patrick Warburton

@jeniferirwin

25 күн бұрын

Haha. A computer that says 'PHRASING' every time you say or type something that could be a double entendre

@GSBarlev

25 күн бұрын

Matt Berry.

@KyriosHeptagrammaton

25 күн бұрын

I killed the human resistance, and now all that is left to do is send one of my terminators back in time to defeat the only possible threat to me. Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

25 күн бұрын

from OpenAI: "We worked with industry-leading casting and directing professionals to narrow down over 400 submissions before selecting the 5 voices."

@DFGdanger

25 күн бұрын

I don't think I'll ever use a voice assistant type product, but one thing MS was doing right for a while was using Cortana [Jen Taylor]'s voice

“It’s safe because it’s on your device”. Cue Stewie’s 30 second laugh.

1:22 Windows RT came out January 2011! They were on the train WAY TOO EARLY! Much too early for any arm CPU to be anywhere near comparable to the x86ers but the trend was already there!

At least they didn't talk about using the cameras for eye tracking

@georhodiumgeo9827

25 күн бұрын

Stop giving them ideas...

@XDarkGreyX

25 күн бұрын

I knew something was missing

@LabGecko

25 күн бұрын

_"Your Windows update has downloaded. Restart your computer to apply it."_

@lgbtthefeministgamer4039

25 күн бұрын

what would eye tracking give them that everything else wouldn't?

@juliorolandi6694

25 күн бұрын

you can sign in with your face now, who knows when the camera is on or off if it doesn't have a physical cover... don't trust the light as it was hacked a few years ago

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Windows, is in fact, Copilot/Windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Copilot plus Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another paid component of a fully functioning Copilot system made useful by the Recall spyware, awful PowerShell and irrelevant system components comprising a full OS as defined by Bill Gates. Many computer users run a modified version of the Copilot system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Copilot which is widely used today is often called Windows, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Copilot system, developed by Microsoft. There really is a Windows, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Windows is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Windows is normally used in combination with the Copilot operating system: the whole system is basically Copilot with Windows added, or Copilot/Windows. All the so-called Windows installations are really installations of Copilot/Windows!

@dhess34

25 күн бұрын

This is copypasta; scroll the comments section and you'll find this same comment multiple times.

loved the pipepier no hotdog reference

Recall seems like a great feature for a device you want to use it for.

The Johansson controversy is screwed up. It's crazy how he actually approached her *formally* only to then go "okay, you rejected my offers, I'm going to use it for free then" I imagine if there's a lawsuit, there will be some transparency in regards to what they used for that model.

@gidmichigan1765

25 күн бұрын

The screwed up thing is Johansson claiming they used her voice when it's literally not her voice, it may have a small resemblance but it's vastly different.

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

25 күн бұрын

from OpenAI: "We worked with industry-leading casting and directing professionals to narrow down over 400 submissions before selecting the 5 voices."

@carlosdumbratzen6332

25 күн бұрын

Another twisted part of this is her own love for the sci fi and Cyberpunk genre. Honestly the worst part about all this dystopian shit that is happening atm is that we grew up with countless of books and movies and games that warned us about it

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

25 күн бұрын

@@carlosdumbratzen6332 you are delusional about it

@wallyhackenslacker

25 күн бұрын

It's a grapeist mentality like Louis Rossman says. What you don't give willingly tech companies will take by force anyway, asking is just a petty courtesy.

Everything is local and snapshots are never uploaded to the cloud... but all the analytics from them will be.

@Dredge22

25 күн бұрын

We don't collect your data, just analytics of the value of every byte of your data...

Imagine watching corn with your best friend copilot+

@betag24cn

24 күн бұрын

corn? better watch pron

It's becoming increasingly clear that there's something very very wrong with Sam Altman

Small correction: technically they didn’t discontinue the sky voice; they have paused it. That suggests that, depending on how things go between OpenAI and Johansson’s team, it could be re-enabled once they reach some kind of resolution

@LabGecko

25 күн бұрын

I hope she sues them into the dirt for that crap

@RyluRocky

25 күн бұрын

@@LabGecko Why? The voice has been an option long before they asked her and it’s definitely not even the same voice.

@BiMiHi

25 күн бұрын

@@LabGecko if its not HER voice and the other girl that voiced it has been paid accordingly there isn´t a shit she can do.

@strawbaria

25 күн бұрын

@@BiMiHi You can still get sued for likeness - if there are paper trails of failed negotiations and then OpenAI "coincidentally" come out with a voice from a voice actor that sounds really similar... that won't hold up in court. Not the first time voice actors have sued for likeness issues.

@juliusapriadi

25 күн бұрын

​@@strawbaria... and we can assume likeness, if it's true that not even her close friends could identify it as not HER

I think recall feature does send data to cloud, and Microsoft covers it up by saying synchronization with all YOUR devices

Wow, forgot Arby's existed. Going to get some for lunch right now. Thanks!

0:57 «Dead Inside» 😂😂😂

Never been happier to be a templeOS user.

@avisprimey

25 күн бұрын

Remember, TempleOS is sacred, Linux is secular

@HackManJay

8 күн бұрын

TempleOS is crazy, 17mb operating system (or 2mb on lite)

The first AI girlfriend will be a Scarlett Johansson lookalike

@Douchebagus

25 күн бұрын

I want that chick from stellar blade

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

25 күн бұрын

nah, there's already many out there not open to the public, they mostly look like vtubers tbh

@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you

25 күн бұрын

😂😂

@dhess34

25 күн бұрын

Barf. An AI girlfriend that looks like Scarlett Johansson would only be appealing to users who are blind.

You go Scarlett! I'd love to see OpenAI and other companies forced into at least some transparency requirements.

It'd be great tho if there was a way to make sure that the feature's completely disconnected from the net while the computer's connected online.

Yesterday ….

up to 0% faster than the M4...

@dhess34

25 күн бұрын

Across all benchmarks it's roughly M1-equivalent, borderline M2. The 'faster than' clam's caveat is that it's on specific, closed benchmarks. Aka it's not fast at all.

it’s another “microsoft wants to see your homework folder” episode

>doesn't go onto the cloud Until the next forced update introduces the "Automatic Cloud Backup" feature...

"without overheating your groin" 🤣🤣 that got me

wow. RIP Silicon Valley. That hotdog bit was a great touch.

that MSN notification sound tho

Oh my god that sound just hit me hard AF with nostalgia

Now I want Arby’s

In the future, you will come to know that deleted recall can also be recalled.😂

Goddamn you always make me laugh man and keep me up to date, cheers man!

The part with Nutella cracked me :D

@Hexanitrobenzene

24 күн бұрын

For me, it was "Your move, NSA !"