That's a classic line. "Nobody touches my FUCKING tools 😤" - Chris Pratt

@SauronIH

Жыл бұрын

-Mario Mario

@goplayoutside3599

Жыл бұрын

Luigi luigi

@solo-subs9305

Жыл бұрын

- Mario Luigi

@spex4558

Жыл бұрын

@@solo-subs9305 - Luigi Mario

@SatanenPerkele

Жыл бұрын

Uh, Meow? - Chris Cat

I can't believe you actually fooled me with that voice button for a second there

@Spillrays

Жыл бұрын

He got me too 😂

@Rex-golf_player810

Жыл бұрын

Got me lookin like an april FOOL

@dirtytrispokes13

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad I wasn't the only one hahaha

@entr3_nou5

Жыл бұрын

In your defense, the sound editing on it was pretty good lmao

@SoooBUwU

Жыл бұрын

he got me too. it was only when "Chris Pratt" (i don't know if it was actual Christ Pratt or not) said fuck i thought something was up. i deadass though maybe Max got a Cameo for Chris Pratt and Charlie Day to make them say that, recorded it, then made the dolls say it (there are dolls that can record what you say and speak it back, so i thought that's what Max did) but no, he's just very good at sound editing.

Max is like the neighbours kid in adult form

@Experiment53.

Жыл бұрын

I am the one who knocks

@TimAllen624

Жыл бұрын

Max is the neighbor your parents tell you not to talk to.

@nicklasvegas4737

Жыл бұрын

Fuck off commenting every video i watch

@smb-c3po

Жыл бұрын

Max is what Chris-Chan could've been.

@hankthebiglank935

Жыл бұрын

@@Experiment53. I fucked Ted

Honestly I could watch Max open up literally anything and still be entertained.

@imsorrydave9000

Жыл бұрын

Max opens Pandora’s box

@dp4l1fe2

Жыл бұрын

what about a rectal hole?

@astrangerontheinternet5500

Жыл бұрын

@@dp4l1fe2 Did I stutter?

@kennethkay7226

Жыл бұрын

Remember the bread unboxing video? 😂

@Max25670

Жыл бұрын

waiting for the video where Max opens about himself 🥺

My favorite part of Mario galaxy is when bowser asks Mario what he’s gonna do to stop him and Mario says “don’t touch my tools”

@ghoultooth

Жыл бұрын

Some would say, a true ‘pog’ moment.

"Hey Luigi, can I hit the griddy?" The best line from the Mario Movie.

When the super Mario brother said "don't touch my tools" it was truly the line of all time.

For a kids toy. They really detailed the ass of Peach in her biker outfit. It's insane.

@saucysacrilegious

Жыл бұрын

all of them are thicc as fuck

@TheMightySkeletor

Жыл бұрын

Cant believe they made it so detailed using only one hand

@vini_the_human

Жыл бұрын

I mean in their defense they have Mario a detailed ass too

@steadfast1448

Жыл бұрын

​@The Mighty Skeletor! No wonder ever toy of peach I see in stores has white stuff on it!

@tildey6661

Жыл бұрын

It’s almost a pity it’s going to be hard to see in the jar

I love that Mario's favorite food is just "Italian". It's written in such a way that it makes him sound like a cannibal that loves the taste of Italians the most.

@amq6763

Жыл бұрын

fun fact he actually said that in a deleted scene were he said the line

Bootleg mario is going to be haunting my dreams from now on

@jamespfrommer2003

Жыл бұрын

Looks funny

@virtsie

Жыл бұрын

yeah reminds me of that bootleg dragon

@whyrpm

Жыл бұрын

The actual toys with the realistic eyes are way more haunting

@smb-c3po

Жыл бұрын

What a out the bootleg scab lamps?

Favorite youtuber of all time, glad you've gotten into a really nice flow since coming back, I was afraid Ryan's Toy Review was getting too big without any competition on the platform.

@dominicspeaks357

Жыл бұрын

True

Imagine being the poor cashier watching this donkey kong looking primitive creature scan in a dozen of mario bros movie toys

@donnadanielsen9411

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

3:02 nobody touches my fucking tools

I would like to see more toy / action figure vids on this channel! Love vintage toys and action figures, the Mario Bro movie ones were cool to see

@samhein321

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind seeing statues or anime figures etc maybe reviews or showcases?

@supermariokid6199

Жыл бұрын

I want those original figures from the 93 film but they are expensive

and of course my favourite line, "nobody touches my fuckin' tools"

Apparently the movie's development was so horrible, Bob and John Leguizamo were so creatively frustrated that they drank on set, even going in drunk and Bob Hoskins almost lost his hand with a golf cart incident on set, where he had to goto the hospital for stitches and get back on set the next day. As they said, they would rather die then go back to those days due to how toxic and awful the filming was.

@pennysanchez7656

Жыл бұрын

At least John Leguizamo did have better experience as the voice of Sid from Ice Age and Bruno from Encanto.

I can't believe how much I enjoy watching a grown man opening and aggressively playing with toys to the point where I'm laughing non stop This video brought back some deep memories, I remember watching the (og)movie back in the day being absolutely terrified and in awe.

10:08 - If you count his last name, it would be "Mario Mario on Mario Mario on Mario Mario on Mario Mario".

At the end of the video i realize i just watched 19 minutes of the grown man equivalent of ryan's world toys

@marvelousball

Жыл бұрын

Ryan ain't got shit on maxmoefoe

If I was a kid, I would definitely want those "new" Mario Toys. They actually look really well put together.

1:49 that impression was actually on point lmao

Max is like that kid that screams at their mother in the toy shop for not getting them 2 of the same thing

I love it in the Mario games where Mario jumps up hits the block and does his iconic line! “NOBODY TOUCHES MY FUCKING TOOLS

Max truly is a child in a grown man's body. Never change Max

bro took a deep sniff off peach's bike and thought we wouldn't notice 9:25

2:35 someone please tell me where I can find these voice lines, they are hilarious.

Cant believe they released a toy where Bowser is vaping, so brave.

I love the part in the movie where Mario tells Luigi he has "Terminal 5" and drops to his knees and proclaims "I have a question, for God...WHYYYYYYYYYY" I think it was a deleted scene IYKYK

7:08 Toads parking is impeccable

@flameflareonog

27 күн бұрын

"Hey, nice job with the parking." -Random Toad/Snifit, Paper Mario: The Origami King

"NOBODY TOUCHES MY F***ING TOOLS" Best line in the movie.

The live action Luigi figure is oddly buff, it looks like they just took some wrestling figure and repainted it.

The speaker box would have been an amazing idea. Also can't believe they fucked up the spelling of Tyrannosaurus Rex at 13:03

2:56 actually got me

I loved that line where Mario says “hello it’s me Chris Pratt from the Mario movie.”

6:55 Egg with sunglasses ptsd

I SCREAMED WHEN CHRIS PRATT STARTED TALKING

I was crying when Luigi said “trust the fungus” in the movie. 10/10

"Its-a me the infamous crisp rat"

I love how Max is trying not to spoil a 30 year old film 😂

You got me REAL good with the title and thumbnail, Max. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was meant to be an April Fool’s video, but then you pushed it back until after the Mario movie released, which was basically everything I ever wanted and then some.

the new figure's eyes actually sort of follow you I forget what method they used to do it

@christopherbownes494

Жыл бұрын

Uh. You may want to bring them to a priest.

@SmumplytheF2P

Жыл бұрын

Jokes aside, they probably made the pupils inside the glass eyes convex to achieve that illusion

John Leguizamo: I'm not watching the new maxmoefoe video

Idgaf what you say. The 90s Mario movie is a golden classic and will forever shine.

been stuck in a depressive episode the couple of months, binging on all your old videos❤ this upload has made my week thank you Max for still uploading after all these years xx

@Frank_Pods

Жыл бұрын

Stay strong

@shiningsun4023

Жыл бұрын

Hope your doing better! Ain't easy but I wish the best for you! C:

This is such a great kid friendly video. I hope the children enjoy it

This consistent content is the best, thanks max ❤

Genuinely thank you for actually testing the toys for the playability, and showing how much “juice” the cars have etc.

Bowser humidifier goes crazy 🤣

@channelfour6098

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

14:50 Bowser do be vaping tho

No way this Shrimp is grinding and frying this Pokémon channel content 🍤🦐

It’s the way he opens the packages. Just utterly destroying them into bits with no hesitation. This man is truly a child within an adult body

Love your videos Max, thank you for making me smile on boring days

11:30 This got me dying 😂

Loved how they spelled Tyrannosaurus @13:06 😂

6:55 LIL FELLA REFERENCE! God I love how Max has really latched onto Lil Fella, it's such a good reoccurring joke

9:12 that’s going in the jar

@AlexsaysBruh

3 ай бұрын

GYATT

I’m looking forward to the end of year intro compilation after that Mario intro 😂

I remember the famous mario line “nobody touches my fucking tools” ahh a classic

So glad max is back making videos of him playing and opening children's toys

3:33 jojo pose

Wow great toy video, Max. My kids loved it!

This felt like an Ashens video if Ashens was unhinged.

My favorite line "nobody touches my fucking tools."

@10:55 have I lost my mind or does the ripping of that box sound like the Mario theme for a second?

@fuffboi7570

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately I think you have

Does the peach motorbike figure fit in a jar? What's the size of the figure in inches so I can find one big enough.

@uncannyramsay8727

Жыл бұрын

Oh my God.

9:42 mario's right arm is bigger than his left

“Hey Luigi do you think I can hit the Griddy?”

I would actually love to get my hands on those Mario & Luigi plushes. Maybe when I go out and after I watch the movie I’ll be able to get them.

Max almost got me with the voice lines😭

Been rewatching all your videos max love the channel

5:26 his laugh 😂

Watching in extreme anticipation of the ‘93 Goomba

Maxmoefoe never disappoints me

1:15 That's actually super cool, the OG Hollywood live action Mario, didn't know they released figurines.

I love watching this grown man play with children's toys! It brings me great joy!

You got me good with the voices. I was visibly confused until you revealed that they can't speak. 😅

Now this is a certified Chris Pratt moment

I love Max so much! ❤ Happy Easter, friend!!!!

Somehow these vids always feel like a fever dream, and I'm here for it.

how max got Charlie day to day “trust the fungus” I will never know. One of life’s beautiful mysteries

@fidelgarcia2224

8 ай бұрын

Maybe AI?

2:41 thats……. What!? Made me laugh

7:48 yup,a throwback to the mario kart wii bullet bike

my favourite Mario quote is "Massive Legend Here" in the cult classic and a game Nintendo references to, Mario Sunshine

The live action Mario movie gives me PTSD 😂😂😂 So much childhood memories.

Also, I will never get sick of watching you absolutely demolish cardboard packaging

Mario hitting the griddy is the best thing

I still can't believe Max uploading consistently this past few week. :')

nothing was more cursed in the live action mario movie than king koopa.

The 1993 Mario movie is legitimately good. I do not care what anyone says. I *LOVE* it. I have the figures of Mario and Luigi and they're actually my favorite things in my Mario collection.

@monkeymask9596

Жыл бұрын

it is fucking terrible love it all you want but it isnt a good movie

@ethancoolbro18gamer86

Жыл бұрын

@@monkeymask9596 Well I think it's a good movie. Like I said I don't care what anyone says and that includes you lmao.

@monkeymask9596

Жыл бұрын

@@ethancoolbro18gamer86 the movie is awful dude it is not good in any way objectively say you like it but dont act like its fact haha the movie is shit

Your videos are the absolute best part of my KZread experience!!

Extremely high quality video. This is the moefoe content I subscribe for.

the ballsack head goombas used to haunt my childhood

I loved the part of the movie when Mario said "it's tooling time" and he tooled all over those guys

Glad to see some kid friendly content Max!

Your Mario impression is absolutely *_poggers._*

Bro has to stop smoking pcp while filming

Random unboxings are my fav. Thanks for the great vid!

Max, my favorite part of the new Mario bros movie is when Mario broke down in tears and said “It’s terminal five” to Luigi

I will be screenshotting, upscaling and professionally printing the back of that Mario box. Thank you very much.

Those 90's toys are iconic, thanks max. I never knew of the mario movie from way back, many head pats.

@honorshot5448

Жыл бұрын

CRINGE