Ki-Adi Mundi's older brother Ki-Adi Tuesdi

@UlmoIsGod

7 күн бұрын

Ah... You speak Aussie

@karlthorsten9118

7 күн бұрын

Must have a sister, too. Kie-Audrey Wenday.

@AgentSmith1991

7 күн бұрын

They could have at least used his father: Ki Adi Sundi

@arghanothername

7 күн бұрын

@@karlthorsten9118is she the goth chick in the family?

@planetschlock

7 күн бұрын

I am so disappointed in myself for guffawing at that.

J : joke E : equity D : diversity I : inclusion

@abcde_fz

7 күн бұрын

Ah, very clever you are. And famous you will be. ------ Noted istphobe Yoda, ------ commenting on J.E.D.I. comic genius.

@xel1673

7 күн бұрын

For at least a year now they have been trying to change DEI into JEDI. The J standing for "justice".

@chrisbuxton1958

7 күн бұрын

Funny and accurate.

@RhysCallinan-hf7qx

7 күн бұрын

Diversity should be diversion, and inclusion should be idiocy.

@MegasXaos

6 күн бұрын

@@RhysCallinan-hf7qx stop thinking logically just let the "farce" flow through you!

The former personal assistant to a serial rapist gets 180 million dollars to make a vindication therapy session basically and it is no wonder that this show is trash.

@frocat5163

7 күн бұрын

Finally KK hired someone just as qualified as herself. You know...someone who used to get coffee and take notes for people who were actually qualified to do something.

@JustTooDamnHonest

7 күн бұрын

@@frocat5163 At least back then she was actually learning something and the only problem was is that those lessons where too advanced for her.

-No knowledge of history, mythology, science, the product, the company, basic common sense. -Character flips on a dime, says she's good and people believe her; she gets away with murder because of it -Costs millions of dollars but still somehow looks cheap This show is a perfect *representation* of extremely rich women with no actual problems in life

@Mrs.Grave5433

6 күн бұрын

Fucking truth. Wealthy Overly Emotional Liberal Big City Women who think watching The View makes them Neo in the Matrix & the second coming of Christ.

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

3 күн бұрын

How does the show look cheap?? its just as high quality as the Prequels I watch the reviews for laughs even if i never agree You guys hate just because it's cool you never have any valid reasons Thw show doesnt look cheap at all Doesnt it get old? This manufactured hate? Like why not just enjoy the show ? Because it has a woman? Because it isnt original? So because you dont like it all of a sudden it looks cheap? How bout just enjoy the show?

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

3 күн бұрын

How does the show look cheap?? its just as high quality as the Prequels I watch the reviews for laughs even if i never agree You guys hate just because it's cool you never have any valid reasons Thw show doesnt look cheap at all Doesnt it get old? This manufactured hate? Like why not just enjoy the show ? Because it has a woman? Because it isnt original? So because you dont like it all of a sudden it looks cheap? How bout just enjoy the show?

@MrNickPresley

2 күн бұрын

@@ashleybanks-wm4cg What in the hell gave you the impression anything about this show was "cool"? The whole thing is so terribly written. They tried to set up a murder mystery and almost immediately spoiled it in their very first episode. They had a jedi off himself by drinking poison, only to reveal that he wasn't responsible for ANYTHING that he's being blamed for (by a known sith apprentice, btw), and was introduced as someone who's prone to peaceful meditation. The murderer is revealed to have started the fire (even though a stone temple wouldn't burn like that, even if the lesbo space-coven mopped their floors with gasoline) and had a direct hand in the very thing she's trying to get revenge for! What is cool about this garbage to you?! What about this story, that you are choosing to uncritically consume, interests you? Is it just bright lights and pretty colors you're after? Buying a kaleidoscope and staring at it for an hour is far cheaper than Disney+, bud.

@frankvandorp2059

2 күн бұрын

@@ashleybanks-wm4cg "Because it has a woman?" Yeah, that must be it, there were no women in any Star Wars films before Disney got it, after all. Oh wait. Maybe there actually were, and you are about as intelligent as an oyster with a birth defect for even making this argument.

Not only Wookieepedia quickly retcon the character's bio, but I'm also just surprise that they didn't change it to having Anakin blowing up the Death Star.

@Karaksonen

8 күн бұрын

Wokeipedia more like. Ever since they added pronouns and whatnot that side just went downhill with the quality of it's content.

@sirloin8745

8 күн бұрын

@@Karaksonen*site?

@HellsFallenAngel1

7 күн бұрын

Analin blew up the Death Star is now cannon. If you think about it, the only person to be alive after the Death Star blew up was Palpatine…. So he saved the emperor. Disney-cannons shooting holes through plots.

@wombatillo

7 күн бұрын

Retconned by helpful idiots or paid stooges. "A fandom site" indeed.

@zxyatiywariii8

7 күн бұрын

Just like Wikipedia, which used to be a decent source of information.

*2015:* OMG! Why are you ists and phobes afraid of strong female characters?! *2024:* Jedi are evil and The Force exists so that a coven of lesbian witches can scissor themselves pregnant

@davidburke709

7 күн бұрын

2025: Disney hires Leslie "Damn that girl's forehead is so big I have run out of jokes" FiveHead-land as Kaffaween Kuntady's replacement as destroyer of stories, aided by the scriptwriting Tard-a-bot 2000, on loan from Russill T. Davies.

@CommDante

7 күн бұрын

Not much of a slippery slope when it's just a free fall... 😂

@MonstersNotUnderTheBed

7 күн бұрын

An example of the slippery slope.

@davidburke709

7 күн бұрын

@@MonstersNotUnderTheBed Slippery or slimy?

@wesleythomas7125

7 күн бұрын

​@@CommDanteit slipped off the slope and hit freefall

Tiny Audience: Oh, neat. A Jedi Wookie. Maybe that will be cool to watch. The Acolyte show: *murders Jedi Wookie off-screen without him doing a damn thing*

@tlrlml

7 күн бұрын

Not true... the wookie almost had a minute of screen time.... /s

@thenson1Halo

6 күн бұрын

Instead of a Lowbacca we got a berightbacca.

@rubenfrankish

5 күн бұрын

He fixed a speeder and growled... why are you so negative... we'll get a flash back at some point showing him lighting one up, and it will be really, really exciting. Sabers lighting up used to mean something... now it's like getting the milk out the fridge for a cuppa!

KK & Lesbian Headlamp aren't qualified to run a fucking lemonade stand.

@cattrucker8257

7 күн бұрын

To be fair, going by their track record, they'd manage to turn it into a piss sales stand.

@leonrobinson8180

7 күн бұрын

They'd pee in the lemonade, pat themselves on the back for creating "organic" lemonade, then call you evil for not loving it.

2012: “I wonder what the future of Star Wars holds in store for us!” 2024: “We have a Jedi Master so powerful that he lived even before he was born”

@AteshSeruhn

7 күн бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power? *slow turning of the head* Not from someone sane.

@itariwasashi1645

7 күн бұрын

Well I think Ki-Adi-Mundi is the Sith lord behind this all. He has the evil dark side power of "force conception". His Force conception is so powerful it works both ways. Not only did he have a hand in creating the force twins using his force conception but he also tapped into the thread and used his force conception ability as a pre-natal force ghost, thus allowing him to conceive himself before his actual birth... Through the force. Ki-Adi-mundi has no real parents. He is a wound in the force much like Darth Nihilus. He conceived himself using the force therefore he is a paradox. He then used his force conception to put himself into the force womb and rebirth himself in 93 BBY.

@craigjacks588

7 күн бұрын

But how is that even possible? They gave an impressive feat to a scumbag MAN! Clearly this was a mistake, and whoever did it should be canceled on Twitter. Only gay, stunning and brave wymen can do things that defy the laws of physics...or common sense.

@thrrax

7 күн бұрын

Chuck Norris was a Jedi Infinite Master. Chuck Norris is also The Force.

@davidripley2916

6 күн бұрын

-" That's NOTHING ! I went to the Future and left it behind. . . " 🙄

"THEY DIDN'T BREAK CANON! They retconned the lore afterwards! Shut up Chuds!" - Woki-pedia editors (undoubtedly)

@MasticinaAkicta

7 күн бұрын

Oh yes the editing war has begun!

@renaissancenovice7202

7 күн бұрын

Oof

1977: “May the Force be with you.” 2024: his pronouns might be they / them

Master Ki-Adi-Mundi was not born until 39 years after this takes place lol

@thenson1Halo

6 күн бұрын

I guess this is what happens when they destroy the EU and fire the entire joint continuity department of Lucasfilm and Del Rey and give their salaries to a pack of wannabe girl bosses.

Don't be silly Az, Anakin isn't in the Acolyte. He's far too busy blowing up the Death Star!

@glitterkitty1979

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Lwiis64

7 күн бұрын

Which is not a bad thing, because it all depends on which side are you on.

I’m fully convinced that every new Star War is a huge tax evasion/money laundering/embezzlement grift-scam. That’s the only way that any of this makes sense to me. They’re so cheap, and so so so bad, but they cost SO MUCH MONEY.

@kelpie1533

7 күн бұрын

♫ Springtime for Star Wars and Kathleen Kennedy! ♫

@alexedwards6509

7 күн бұрын

@@kelpie1533 Mel Brookes brings you SpaceNoBalls. I see your Swartz is gayer than mine

@hundkebab2433

7 күн бұрын

pretty much this - all that money is getting loaded offshore with only a minimal fraction going to the actual show someone needs to tip off the IRS tbh

@MrDeepseadweller

7 күн бұрын

Well she was Harvey Weinstein’s PA so it’s safe to assume she has plenty of dirt on plenty of people who control the purse strings in Hollywood.

@leonrobinson8180

7 күн бұрын

No wonder Lesbian Headlamp's the showrunner. She knows how to keep a secret.

Notice how Leslie's wife never refers to Sol as "Master Sol" even though she does so to other Je-DEI?

@Kridian01

6 күн бұрын

I thought green head was Sol's master?

@freakbiker

6 күн бұрын

@@Kridian01 Even Yoda referred to Kenobi as Master Kenobi. Just more shit writing

@TheJimmyClip

5 күн бұрын

Because she is actually 'Yoghurt' from Space Balls

Why is a wookiee dead from a lightsaber slash when an impalement doesn't kill a human? Disney's Star War logic is hard.

@natmarelnam4871

7 күн бұрын

Not really, it's just predictable by a very stupid person. Don't think about lore, think about Liberal Wahman vs the Patriarchy and you now know how to predict star wars writing. Is the character a liberal wahman? No? Then it dies.....

@godsbadkarma

7 күн бұрын

Bold of you to assume logic is involved anywhere at Disney's LucasFilm.

The big reveal will be Aniseya saying: "I am your birther-person. My pronouns are they/them."

@blunderingfool

7 күн бұрын

I honestly wouldn't put it past them.

@kleindropper

7 күн бұрын

"I birthed you out of my front hole"

@simdal3088

7 күн бұрын

I wonder if she/her chestfed them

@j.t.5178

7 күн бұрын

No! That's impossible! No, that's literally impossible.

@gekizai

7 күн бұрын

“Use the propaganda, Luke!”

Thanks for watching this garbage so we don't have to.

@amazingbakingsoda6811

8 күн бұрын

This is space garbage from a galaxy far far way from Star Wars.

@davidburke709

7 күн бұрын

@@amazingbakingsoda6811 According to Han Solo, Imperial Star Destroyers jettison their garbage before they jump to light speed.

@jeffrix27

7 күн бұрын

Yeah hopefully he's watching with 30 of his friends

@graphicsgod

7 күн бұрын

👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏

@WEKM

7 күн бұрын

I'm almost sorry for you. But you are doing it to yourself. 😢

I lost it at "They SaBAAAAAAAAAARD!" and that deadpan stare at the end. Hats off to you, Az. Don't ever change that sense of humor.

"Come at me... with all your cringe!"

Can't wait for Gandalf to make a guest appearance

@siddreddy1416

7 күн бұрын

I think we will see Willow first 😂

@rachellandry3116

7 күн бұрын

FLY you fools! As he fights a Rancor

@yojimbo26

7 күн бұрын

They don't have the rights. Expect a discount Gandalf of colour though.

@viniciuscardoso8056

7 күн бұрын

Wainting saruman played by😂 McKellen

@The_Reality_Filter

7 күн бұрын

@@yojimbo26 lil G'andalf is OG fam

Ki-Adi-Mundi didn't even come to mind when i saw him. I just thought, "Oh cool, another Cerean." When I found out afterwards, i was like "FUCK"

@renaissancenovice7202

7 күн бұрын

Yeah, didn't even look like him which you'd think he would given how much makeup it takes to show one.

@papichuckle

7 күн бұрын

Yeah, I assumed it was just the same alien race

@FatT45

7 күн бұрын

Nope not for me knew what they were doing with member berries when saw Ki and Plo and said ah 5:32 eff when will Yoda appear, but remember they have done replaced him with a green female ! They care nothing about actual canon or timelines and only member berries!

@B0redom13

7 күн бұрын

You think the writers even knew the name of his race lol

@greghannibal

7 күн бұрын

There's your problem. You were thinking.

Disney used to be a money printing machine & everything they made turned to gold but ever since they decided to hire activists, DEI failures & changed every movie to follow the SAME EXACT STORY & MESSAGE, all they can produce is heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach & diarreha!!

Leslie wife is surely the sith, not because it's interesting or clever but because I can't imagine her putting her wife in a background role

Ki Adi Mundi was the one in phantom menace that said the SITH have been extinct for a millennium- he must get a massive bang to the head in this car crash of a series

@railmacher1303

7 күн бұрын

Any bets he is going to lose his memory at the end of the series and forgot he met the Sith a 100 years before Episode 1 and also he forgot he was born 30 years earlier than he thinks he is? 🤣

@renaissancenovice7202

7 күн бұрын

Lol

The reviews shouldn’t be more entertaining than the show, and yet here we are. Enjoying Az’s rants and not watching the show. Life is good!

@The_Reality_Filter

7 күн бұрын

I hope for all our sakes he can make it through the remaining episodes before he loses it completely.

@travisgeorge1553

7 күн бұрын

Yet, it's been like this, for 7+ years....

@funzario144

7 күн бұрын

People always find a way to get entertained. Hollywood did not expect , that watching the reviews of their turd shows will be peak entertainment once.

@graphicsgod

7 күн бұрын

It's sad that when Hollywood has gotten so bad, that watching reviews about said popular thing, is more entertaining than actually watching the show.

Disney trying to Identify as Star Wars.

@cattrucker8257

7 күн бұрын

Sadly, their pronouns are Woke/Broke.

Caroline Dries: Nobody’s a worse show runner than me! Leslye Headland: Hold my soy.

RIP MUNDI, only Disney can make characters die twice.

@natmarelnam4871

7 күн бұрын

How can you kill him before he's even conceived? "The dark side is a path to powers that many consider .... unnatural"

@spasmplayer7422

6 күн бұрын

Well, Lucasfilm did kill Shaak-Ti four times...

Ki Adi Mundi Father Force Sperm was so strong, he managed to live 40 yrs before his birthday. I'm looking at the Revenge of the Sith compendium and it states He was born in 93BBY. The series takes place in 123 BBY

@Legiondel

8 күн бұрын

People on twitter are using the: that date isn’t canon defense. So tiresome

@dogstar5927

8 күн бұрын

Dude’s got a dick growing outta his head ! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

@doodystreams

8 күн бұрын

​​​@@Legiondellol it's in the movie compendium Can't get more Canon than that

@Legiondel

7 күн бұрын

@@doodystreams i know, try telling that to those braindead shills. And we are the toxic ones haha. Yet they are the ones changing everything. In this case just for a: hey member this guy moment

@Kairax

7 күн бұрын

Nah nah nah. It's all makes sense! 123 > 93 so he was 30 years old. Right? ... right?? ( what BBY even is) extreme /s if you not got it :)

"Don't mind us, we're going on a Star War" I laughed so frickin hard when he said that 🤣 That was amazing

I love the fact that everyone was worried about them putting Yoda in and ruining him. They’re no even competent enough to look things up on Wookiepedia and just threw Ki-Adi-Mundi in there for the hell of it

Leslye Headland: Hello, I don't know anything at all about Star Wars but I want you to give me 150 million dollars to create a SW story that has lesbians, pronouns, and makes The FORCE more female while at the the same time makes the Jedi look like mass murders. Kathleen Kennedy: DONE! And don't forget to make your lead character female, all powerful and ALWAYS correct about everything. Leslye Headland: YOU got it, boss! I'll make you proud! And the rest is cinematic excrement history!!🤢🤮

@charlestruppi7793

7 күн бұрын

And don’t forget, that after she gets this one in a million opportunity that she is totally unqualified for that makes her filthy rich, she goes around telling people that women like her are victims and put down in society. You can’t make this crap up.

@doomsdave3321

7 күн бұрын

And don't forget her skin colour must be darker than Luke, his Father and all who are to come.

@chaos.corner

7 күн бұрын

Gotta wonder what George did to her.

@analogsignal

7 күн бұрын

$180

@martindixon54

7 күн бұрын

@@chaos.corner Not so much George as Spielberg (most of her pre-Disney credits are on Spielberg movies, her only work with Lucas was on the Indy movies) and the stories are that Spielberg had to overrule her constantly in production meetings because she kept coming up with inane ideas which would destroy the plot. Oh, and she was also well known as the "pass-around girl" on set because she brought all the guys "coffee".

So lightsabres can burn through 10 feet of steel doors yet when used to cuts a Wookie down, no fur is burnt ?

@budgiecat9039

7 күн бұрын

It looked like a light graze on tough fur The wookie actually died from second hand embarrassment

@sabatheus

7 күн бұрын

You're actually expecting these people to know how basic physics works? They think rock burns like wood, and fire in space looks like a camp fire in Earth's 1G atmosphere.

@mkhud50n

7 күн бұрын

his fur IS burning

@calcariachimera

7 күн бұрын

@@mkhud50n it really isn't

@calcariachimera

7 күн бұрын

@@sabatheus lol good point!

Ki-Adi-Mundi looks older in The Acolyte than he does 100 years later in The Fantom Menace. Disney haven’t got a clue 🤣

@fantasygameplay256

7 күн бұрын

the force made him live forever and younger XD

Ki-Adi-Mundi just got Professor McGonnagalled.

I'm surprised they don't have transporters, food replicators, and tricorders considering how poorly they know the source material.

@ArionNoble

7 күн бұрын

Beam me up, Obi.

@mercuryshadow09

7 күн бұрын

I think with the lack of droids etc, they think the tech wasn't advanced. At least that's how it seems.

@MasticinaAkicta

7 күн бұрын

Use the force Harry, Gandalf

@renaissancenovice7202

7 күн бұрын

Wait for it

@daddystu7046

7 күн бұрын

They should probably fly over the forest and use the scanners on their ship.

"I'm not even alive yet" 😂

@makeyourmark00

7 күн бұрын

He's obviously a "Force Fetus"

The point of all of these shows that Disney is putting out isnt to make competent shows that we all enjoy. The plan is to destroy everything we love so they can re-write history in their own image.

Smylo Ren will be revealed to be Gimp Sidious. He will then be locked in a trunk until they decide to wake him up in Pulp Fiction.

God bless your noble works

That Leslye Headland hired Rebecca Henderson for such a main high paid role is the definition of corruption, cronyism, and show all they ever complained about was NEVER about justice, morality, truth and ALL about spite, greed, evil plans.

@davidburke709

7 күн бұрын

They were hittin' the "Crack-O-Pipe."

@sharksbreath7

7 күн бұрын

Is that her wife?

@shadowarez1337

7 күн бұрын

​@@sharksbreath7the Discount She Hulk yea that's her scissor wife.

@sharksbreath7

7 күн бұрын

@@shadowarez1337 Then she probably hired her as a peace offering. Based on interviews it's clear one reason for this abomination is LH has a crush on Stenberg. So another fat paycheck and she can keep an eye on them. I've known a couple lesbian couples, they were jealous af.

@Adam-sd2ow

7 күн бұрын

@@shadowarez1337 What an ugly couple

Lmao so glad Az is still doing the Robbin' Hood "music" transition thing. Hit me with an unexpected "ST. JESUS GEORGE LIONHEART FLOOOOYD" and my week will be made

i was washing dishes heard the silence, thought my connection dropped, had a breath of relief when i realised its just a brit having existential crisis

@The_Sage_of_Six_Paths

5 күн бұрын

You heard the silence.😂

The sad thing is that everything in the script that Az complains about are elements that the writers think are clever little details. This is all just objectively bad. Qui-Gonn sensed Anakin immediately. Can Master Sol do that? No, let’s give a dog person some used Wookie toilet paper to sniff. Never mind the Jedi have other communication tools. Give me a break here. They are just insulting women thinking they are dumb enough to accept this drivel.

@tlrlml

7 күн бұрын

To be fair... they are only targeting the one who are actually dumb enough to accept this drivel... It's obviously not made for anyone else!

@gruby970

6 күн бұрын

>they are just insulting women thinking they are dumb enough to accept this drivel Oivey, stop noticing!

Ki-Adi-Mundi clearly knows how to use the power of many to become pre-alive before actually being alive, giving him a headstart...at life.

OSHA: "I grew up surrounded by victims."

@tlrlml

7 күн бұрын

BRILLIANT!!!!

I still think Smilo Ren is one of the mothers just so they can: A: Reveal the masked person was a woman for the 9001 time B: so she can say "Osha, I am your mother"

That minute of silence for the death of Star Wars was so on point.

I went into Rotten Tomatoes & gave The Acolyte 1 star & the Holiday Special 4 stars. Why? Because I’m petty…

@JJW3

7 күн бұрын

This should be done at IMDB as well. 😉

@Kyle-sr6jm

7 күн бұрын

Na. Solid review...from a certain point of view.

@dceasedbrickfan74

7 күн бұрын

@@JJW3 on it

@lobomon2000

7 күн бұрын

The Star Wars Holiday Special is Godfather II compared to this garbage!

@ProfessorHeyTeeEn

7 күн бұрын

That is well earned.

Oh man, all you can do is laugh at this point. Save your tears for another day.

Prequel Trilogy, we judged ye too harshly. Look at what we've got now...

@theunknowncommenter725

7 күн бұрын

Being too harsh on the prequel trilogy is what led George to sell the Disney in the first place.

180 million makes me wonder how much her wife got paid...

@jasonbaird1645

7 күн бұрын

The intimacy and diversity "consultants" (all friends of the showrunner, of course) must've soaked up at least $100m of the budget. Not much left for writing, acting, costumes, set designs, or special effects after that, but who needs those things, anyway?

@Likexner

7 күн бұрын

I cant believe there is a society that thinks the words "her wife" make sense.

@BruvahSulaiman

7 күн бұрын

@@Likexner Everyone knows it doesn't make sense. But we've had years of social media censorship and cancel culture forcing ppl who reject that behavior to keep their opinions to themselves in order to create the illusion that the ppl of the world have accepted it as normal.

@hundkebab2433

7 күн бұрын

​@@Likexnerit all started with womens rights and went all the way to the misandry we got today tbh we should forcefully demonstrate our differences in strength to make them realize that they're at our mercy, not the opposite - like why should Lesbian Headlamp be able to talk all that shit without getting her skull caved in?

@tlrlml

7 күн бұрын

Take away catering, massages, hotel penthouse suites (necessary for those brilliant on-location scenes), paying the in-house starbucks team, etc..... $2.37 split between the cast.

At this point I'd rather watch an alternate-timeline comedy spin-off where Luke Skywalker goes with his friends to Toshi Station (or whatever it's called) to pick up the power converters.

@paulmurgatroyd6372

7 күн бұрын

It could be a sit-com like Cheers. Tales From Toshi Station.

@cattrucker8257

7 күн бұрын

We even have a theme song for it all ready, courtesy of Bad Lip Reading.

Somewhere there's already containers full of Bazil plushies being emptied into landfill.

LOL, Az, you had me fooled thinking I accidently hit the space bar!

Smylo Ren: “I’m Mary Poppins Y’all”

@siddreddy1416

7 күн бұрын

LOL! 😂

@mercuryshadow09

7 күн бұрын

They said to make it ghey. 😂

@MustardSkaven

7 күн бұрын

They fly now!

@jessejames8900

7 күн бұрын

Is that cool?

@dreadpiratemikey6400

7 күн бұрын

Mary Poppins is an available character from the Disney library. It's Mining time!

Its shyte. All shyte. Its a shyte sandwich covered in dung gravy, with a big side of shyte and a large cold shyte to wash it all down with. Shyte.

@glitterkitty1979

7 күн бұрын

Omfg!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best comment! You win the internet today!!!

That prolonged silence at the end was a beautiful touch...it created an amusing sense of awkwardness, without really trying. Quite amazing.

This reads like the Mad TV skit with the little Asian lady who just says "And Then!".

"Stop defiling people's childhoods!" This is Disney, AZ. That's pretty much their MO.

@tonygreenfield7820

7 күн бұрын

That's one step away from defiling peoples children.

@Discgolfanatic

7 күн бұрын

Well they do like to defile children at Disney, so it's in line with them.

@theunknowncommenter725

7 күн бұрын

Disney used to define childhoods. Did pretty good for me back then.

@Mereologist

7 күн бұрын

IF the folks at Disney can't defile children, they'll defile childhood as a whole.

@johnhoran9840

7 күн бұрын

They're also trying to defile children.

“Gay Ryan Kinnel”. I spit coffee.

@stevef68

6 күн бұрын

Me too! 🤣😅😂

You have to remember that the time of the High Republic was an era of progressive ideas concerning crime and punishment: no cash bail or bond, no consequences for actions such as murder, and let off with a warning............This was all with the guidance of the Republic and the JeDEI Council.

In the past I’ve watched your recaps then watched the shows. I don’t bother watching the shows anymore. Thanks for your hard work and the money spent on streaming services you’ve saved me.

This is WHY researching the original source material (i.e. the original Star Wars films) should be MANDATORY!

@renaissancenovice7202

7 күн бұрын

This is why researching a whole lot more than the films is necessary

@L337M4573RK

7 күн бұрын

@@renaissancenovice7202 Fair enough. There were the official books, comics (excluding the High Republic), etc as well.

@tlrlml

7 күн бұрын

@@renaissancenovice7202 Come on! They won't even watch abridge versions of the films and you expect they will do that and watch another few hundred hours and read several thousand pages of fan fiction... $180 mill don't pay for that kind of effort, that's barely catering and foot massages!!!

@natmarelnam4871

7 күн бұрын

You don't think they do it on purpose? There's no way this is an oversight on a $100M+ production.

@L337M4573RK

7 күн бұрын

@@natmarelnam4871 It IS an oversight when an official Star Wars website (i.e. Wookie-pedia) has to SCRAMBLE (IN REAL TIME) to change the age of a classic character just to match a garbage show that was written and directed by people who have NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL SOURCE MATERIAL.

Ki-Adi Mundi and Plo Koon being aware of these events ruins everything. The only thing this show had going for it was not ruining classic characters... then a witch replaced the Force by doing an immaculate conception... now this

@mercuryshadow09

7 күн бұрын

Tenebrous was the Sith lord when this show takes place, isn't there only supposed to be one Sith lord and apprentice?

@lexparanormal1125

7 күн бұрын

Yeah darth tenebrous was the Master around this time scale and yes the Rule of 2 was still in effect.

The plot 100% makes sense when you remember that they said it was written for children (with special needs).

“Master Gay Ryan Kinel” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanx for doing these Acolyte videos Az! I’ve been enjoying them so much, I have to change underwear twice while watching them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4Kids are connected to Harvey Weinstein too. Miramax.

Ki Adi Mundi is just there to retcon his line in episode one as an implied cover up, timeline be damned.

@mercuryshadow09

7 күн бұрын

We should be seeing another conversation between Yoda and Mace Windu in the next couple episodes. Probably right before the Anakin blowing up the death Star flashback.

@viniciuscardoso8056

7 күн бұрын

Disney being woke once more😂😂

@viniciuscardoso8056

7 күн бұрын

​@@mercuryshadow09Anakin vs vader fight im in 🔥 😂😂😂

Thank you. I really appreciate the summaries you do. You provide the missing entertainment that these shows are missing.

I would tell you that somewhere at Disney there is a memo saying....We need the JEDI stands for "Justice Equity Diversity Inclusion" and SITH "Socially Impotent Tiny Hitlers"!

@GH-ub7qz

7 күн бұрын

that acronym is actually a thing already...

I love that smile-lo-ren caught on

@PortugueseBadman

7 күн бұрын

I call him Darth Menopause

Why are they trekking for the wookie walking in single file over hills LOTR style when they have planetary life scanners and ships that can drop them off anywhere?

@galacticgui2305

7 күн бұрын

Because the writing is SHIT! "They" clearly have no love or respect for this IP or the fan base.

@mercuryshadow09

7 күн бұрын

Idk, it's like they think the tech wasn't as advanced because it's a hundred years before, the tech had been the same for a thousand years. Where are all the droids etc. I don't think I've seen one yet.

@Legiondel

7 күн бұрын

Because the former assistant of Harvey Weinstein. Takes things form al the movies she knows. And slaps a star wars skin on it. Accept for things out of star wars

@wesleythomas7125

7 күн бұрын

They don't want to tip him off or something. But that's my own justification for 💩 writing.

@Adam-sd2ow

7 күн бұрын

Could they afford a Trandoshan or no?

The best part about all this. Is that the writer for the Acolyte said that the pronoun addition was a Joke…. And that all writing was signed off on by Lucas films execs. Essentially winning the lawsuit for Gina, since she was punished for making the joke about pronouns lmfao

Whats hilarious is over on my channel I constantly talk about how a young Ramses lost a battle with the Hittites, went back to Egypt and said "We won! Write it everywhere that I won because I did. Pharaoh said so that's what happened!" It's still etched everywhere that he did in fact win, yet the Hittites said "Time out, who are you fooling?!" Disney/Lucasfilm is trying to pull the same stunt "write it down because that's how it happened! This show and that show said it so of course that's how it is now" but of course we're like "Time out, are you for real?!" Ramses got called out, so is Disney/Lucasfilm.

"The Jedi seem surprised that the wookie went into the forest" - That actually got a laugh out of me, which is no small feat given how depressed I am regarding Star Wars.

@tonyflitton4407

7 күн бұрын

Padawan: the locals say he went in the forest. Jedis stare at massive forest. Sol: I think he's in there Yes, that would be the massive forest.

@cattrucker8257

7 күн бұрын

The quick brown wookiee jumped over the lazy forest.

They will probably run into Yoda in a bar next week, wearing a tutu, and dancing.

@davidburke709

7 күн бұрын

If I was you, I'd get on the phone to my attorney and make sure that Disney gives you a writing credit for that one!

@rachellandry3116

7 күн бұрын

yadda the drag thing

@AgentSmith1991

7 күн бұрын

Misgender my pronouns, will you? Suck a c*ck, I must! .....wouldn't put it past the "gayest Star Wars"

@mightypancake2211

7 күн бұрын

well Yoda makes sense. Yoda was around 900 when he passed in the OG trilogy. So yes that he isn't present is baffling. But I guess his time is coming they are going to emasculate him

@undercomposition

7 күн бұрын

Played by Judy Gatwa.

I'm glad I wasn't alone with scratching my head when they pulled out the cloth for the tracker to smell. I was like "where the hell did they find a piece of clothing that still had the wookiee's scent on it?"

This is more evidence that Disney would rather hire no-talented hacks as show-runners rather than someone with more than 15 years of writing experience and full knowledge of the lore of Star Wars. I hope these Disney scumbags goes bankrupt!

"window licker" isn't a phrase I've heard in a while! 😂😂

@stage6fan475

7 күн бұрын

I never heard it before Az used it. It seems to be British, like the legendary hoofwanking bunglecunt.

@bigbendmarine

7 күн бұрын

In my best Obi voice, "Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in a very long time..."

lmao. i had to check my phone to make sure it didn’t freeze at the end. That pause was just as epic as your Starfield rant.

This isn't even ignoring Star Wars lore, this is going against basic story telling.

So it wasn't Darth Plagius the Wise that discovered eternal life. It was Disney's bad writing that did it. EDIT: I gotta say it: Ki Adi Mundi wasn't worried about the Wookies this time.

@GeordieSwordsman

7 күн бұрын

But what about the Smilo Ren attack on the Wookie?

@cattrucker8257

7 күн бұрын

That's the reason he's so worried about the droid attack on the Wookiees, he missed it this time! ... now watch Wookieepedia's editors write that as new canon.

Mae: Attack me with all you strength! (Kills a Jedi) Also Mae: I wanna be a Jedi!

I genuinely had to make sure my internet hadnt broken at the end. The silence said a lot more than any words.

My favorite scene was when plo koon walked into the room and said "wait why am I here? And Mundi you havent been born yet!"

The Power of Poo

@margaretwood152

8 күн бұрын

Dear AZ, that's ackshuley *_0FFENSlVE:_* 0ffensive to *_Window-Iickers; at least _*They_* serve a purpose & provide a tangible *_service._* ( * Unlike The AC-0-LYTE, which was created by the Off-spring of "Lust-crazed Muck-men."*_ )

@hawkeye5955

7 күн бұрын

The power of one The power of two The power of *Robyn Hood theme puke version by Az*

@JohnnyUtah86

7 күн бұрын

The power of turd, the power of poo, the power of diarrhea

@budgiecat9039

7 күн бұрын

The power of poo The power of pee The power of poopee

@ytucharliesierra

7 күн бұрын

A bunch of gay space witches that can't even count to three.

Yassssss yasssss

@i_jogos

8 күн бұрын

My character is a strong leader!

@Mymieday

7 күн бұрын

Makes me laugh every fucking time.. yassss yasssss

@desmondbrown2813

7 күн бұрын

End a vuury powufull fiigaaaaaa!!! 🤢

I was expecting another Robyn Noise after that long pause near the end. It surprised me at half way this video. Awesome.

You make me so happy! Thank you Az!

Whats a Wookie ? is that kinda like a hairy version of Kathleen Kennedy ?

@hawkeye5955

7 күн бұрын

That's an insult to wookies. KK is an entirely different species.

@Paul512

7 күн бұрын

Wokie 😂

@jeffsmith5436

7 күн бұрын

According to Headcase and friends, it’s a giant dog that travels around with Ham Solo

@morganb6717

5 күн бұрын

@@Paul512 ah yes, Wokies from the planet Cry'reee

14:00 I thought the video stopped playing 😂

@Noah-hd2je

7 күн бұрын

Challenge: Try doing a blinking contest with him. It's tough.

Az mate, you really on form at the minute, keep up the great work.😂😂

14:07 is the most epic moment I've seen. I reached for my mouse to start the video because I thought the pause was on....

I agree Az... The way she just changed her mind on killing and decides to turn herself in was so left field and out of the blue. That's writing and story boarding at its worst.

@MasticinaAkicta

7 күн бұрын

That is like having a road trip, and getting "And now we go right to follow the 25 south to El Paso. And you are about to ride into Canada. Things indeed need setting up.

@Likexner

7 күн бұрын

**daenerys period noises**

@daddystu7046

7 күн бұрын

16 years or so of hatred for the Jedi undone after a nice walk to clear her head.

Ki adi Mindi is born 39 years after this show supposedly takes place. This is absolutely hilarious and good catch AZ!! Can’t wait for them to explain this away

@cattrucker8257

7 күн бұрын

Simple, they memory-hole the old lore and say he was always at war with Eastasia.

“Master gay Ryan Kenal” 🤣

"I was a Jedi Master before your great great grandfather was a twinkle in your great great great grandfathers eye." Ki-Adi-Mundi, probably...

Disney : Hey look I did a Star Wars. Internet: You sure did buddy. Now get the Je'dei off my lawn.