Is your name Nancy?

@Bearman3600

Ай бұрын

My name is not nancy 😞

@Evercreeper

26 күн бұрын

@@Bearman3600 hello, bancy

@chicharraun8525

25 күн бұрын

​@@Bearman3600Hello, monty

@Ballowax

22 күн бұрын

@@Bearman3600 Shut up nancy.

@depressedjeetard2369

15 күн бұрын

@@Bearman3600 so is your name oancy?

This feels like if the Angry Video Game Nerd became a Minecraft fan

@JuisSekasi

2 ай бұрын

I wish someone else would do this same video, cant watch this shit, insufferable voice, that avg american kid with stuffy nose, he gives that edgy teenager who hates women and talks about andrew tate and crypto, vibes.

@APEOX

2 ай бұрын

Exactly what I thought

@luleta1644

Ай бұрын

and i kinda love it. its like oldschool avgn too. kinda lofi and grumpy

@NileFive

Ай бұрын

brown bricks in minecrap

@truestbluu

Ай бұрын

angry birds!

the slightly calmer video game nerd

@AJarOfYams

Ай бұрын

Miffed Video -Hame- Game Nerd

@kyoobqa

Ай бұрын

@@AJarOfYamshame

@AJarOfYams

Ай бұрын

@@kyoobqa hame indeed

@3three3three3three

Ай бұрын

the pissed off but rational reviewer

@Ilikesceptile11

Ай бұрын

SCVGN

Why is this dude so angry??? 😭

@kiara23422

13 күн бұрын

Idk but I love it sm he reminds me of drew Gooden when he first started KZread

@bigkaris912

12 күн бұрын

He doesn’t seem angry at all snowflake

@imnotabearr

11 күн бұрын

​@@kiara23422"It's way more fun to get mad at dumb people than it is to praise people for doing the bare minimum" - Grew Dooden -

@harriska

11 күн бұрын

It's fun

@gavinthomas3478

9 күн бұрын

He reminds me of the angry video game nerd

22:50 "a stupid child that needs to be kept busy while you smoke" that got me

@iwastherobloxianminecrafter

Ай бұрын

Why is that so realistic tho. I'm looking for an in-depth explanation.

@theilluminati682

Ай бұрын

My neighbor friend when we were both 8 had one of those amazon tablets and oh my god, I don't know how you can get so close to describing a mother and her kid without actually describing them. Her mom didn't smoke but she was a single mom visibly annoyed that she has to take care of her kid.

@ShunaKagami

Ай бұрын

literally my mom when I was young lol

@kmfc0

Ай бұрын

that quote really blends with minecraft ost

@ceemeck

Ай бұрын

Lol same

You describe these versions and their platforms like a more monotone AVGN with more elaborate blunt jokes and it’s honestly funny as hell

@luisvazquez6774

2 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I was thinking

@crAzyMan106.

2 ай бұрын

He also reminds me of avgn

@AluminumFusion22

2 ай бұрын

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THAT TOO! His ranting reminds me a lot of old-school AVGN.

@CarlM

2 ай бұрын

Especially during the VR part. Made me feel a bit nostalgic. Sadly I don't think youtube will promote this very much since they have become so sensitive about swearing these past years

@yggdrasilsaltar

2 ай бұрын

i was expecting him to say a shitload of fuck or smth

Take a shot every time he says “fucking” and you’ll be dead 5 minutes into the video

@valedesardi6252

2 ай бұрын

😂

@rcpwProductions

2 ай бұрын

if vivziepop made a minecraft video

@RealestKinga

2 ай бұрын

​@rcpwProductions This guy is actually funny though so I can excuse it

@CrocoDylianVT

2 ай бұрын

​@@rcpwProductions This guy is funny Vivzie is not

@Bulldog23636

2 ай бұрын

i didnt even notice. i spent too long in the army...

angry rant over the soft C418 piano soundtrack funny as hell. solid video

love the dry humor on this. your calm and factual delivery of "oh my god, what a disgusting pile of shit" is absolute gold

y’all can slander Wii U edition all you want, but the release of the Mario world was the hypest moment of my childhood

@user-madmax4672

2 ай бұрын

i still have it as a disc

@PizzaPowerXYZ

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-madmax4672peak video gaming at the time

@vichilltime

2 ай бұрын

Bro fr

@itsericsfault

2 ай бұрын

Dude I had a blast with the Wii U edition back then. I do not give a singular shit what anybody thinks

@_Tzer

2 ай бұрын

dude complaining about how big resolution is like lmao i need a block game in ultra hd 4k widescreen resolution.

The fact that the Wii U version doesn't let you manage the inventory with the gamepad is simply baffling. So much potential that system had, only for it to not be used.

@SMPandanic

2 ай бұрын

and if I recall correctly they showed this idea in the marketing when it was originally shown off.. I mean it's neat and I would have liked it but eh.. I still enjoyed the WII U edition anyway and still sometimes come back to it

@glitchystaticz

2 ай бұрын

i ALWAYS thought there shoulda been splatoon-style local co-op but alas

@JamieElli

Ай бұрын

It's hardly alone. The Wii U was filled with games that didn't bother to add anything making use of the gamepad.

@cocostixgaming8119

Ай бұрын

The fact that they did on 3ds though

@MarioMastar

Ай бұрын

It was painfully underutilized.... the Wii U in general. I feel like it was cut before it really had the chance to shine like the Dreamcast with it's online capabilities before online was even really a thing....with the PS3, Xbox 360 and Wii. While I can hope the Switch gets that second screen and PROPER touch support so it's an enhanced 3DS, I'm not really holding my breath. The patent looks promising, but the Switch already fails at being optimized for improvement (only ONE usb C port that acts as both a charging port AND input/output? I swear it was designed with spite in mind....)

Fun fact, the QWERTY system was actually designed specifically for inconvenience as typewriters often got jammed because of how fast people typed.

@MurshOfTheUSSR

26 күн бұрын

was about to say lol

@nickfifteen

23 күн бұрын

I hear that is an old wives tale and the keyboard layout wasn't specifically designed to be anything (note how fghjklmnop keys are still in a vaguely alphabetical order), but I'm too lazy to double check. You can also spell "typewriter" using only the keys on the top-row... I thought that was a neat little coincidence.

@Hansolyopeeps

23 күн бұрын

@@nickfifteen fair enough. I haven’t done any research.

@Owlemon

22 күн бұрын

Yeah was about to say that

@henryfleischer404

21 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's half right. I think it's designed so that when multiple keys are pressed, they're horizontally far apart, so the typewriter won't jam.

the quite uptight interactive media enthusiast

@4caddit

29 күн бұрын

i’m all for this style of video tho. keep the good fucking shit up

@pendragon5573

7 күн бұрын

Underrated

The video concept alone is interesting, but your expression of utter disgust made it so much more entertaining

@TheSwitchBlade593

Ай бұрын

ben

@AugAug989

Ай бұрын

No it made it unbearable.

@ceemeck

Ай бұрын

Lmao personally I liked it, the energy was great

I let the Dunkin’ donut s hostages I had at gunpoint go becuz I wanted to watch this video… thanks beer men 2 thousand 5 hundred

@Bearman3600

2 ай бұрын

God is good 🙏

@thestonksdevil

2 ай бұрын

God is good 🙏

@BatmanTheDarkKnightImhim

2 ай бұрын

What

@BatmanTheDarkKnightImhim

2 ай бұрын

I have 10,600

@coflyerinc.9367

2 ай бұрын

By the way, the multiplayer for Wii U severs is going down on April 8th, so you still have a month to subject yourself to Minecraft Wii U servers

the angry video game teenager

@sebastian69216

Ай бұрын

not an insult btw this is peak content

4:10 it was designed so that commonly used letters were not next to each other for the typewriter.

@mikedude2724

Ай бұрын

That sounds pretty convenient

@RarePupper

Ай бұрын

@@mikedude2724 so the letters wouldn’t get stuck together often

@bradleylauterbach7920

22 күн бұрын

Yeah, so by proxy, you wouldn’t have to use the same fingers on commonly used keys, meaning you can type faster

The neat thing with Wii U Edition is that its basically the only legacy console editoon with a modding scene

@NatetheNintendofan

2 ай бұрын

Depressed for the shutdown I'm thinking of playing it for the last month straight I had tons of mods but there's no one to play with on it like I got this mod that lets me join random worlds so I'm thinking I'm going to just going to find a mod that lets me rename myself and I'm going to pretend I'm team avolution and I'm going to grief a bunch of people's worlds

@BeaNoodl3

2 ай бұрын

The Vita version has a modding scene too

@miracledinner2244

2 ай бұрын

What kinds of mods?

@cyanidepizza

2 ай бұрын

my friend is a top speedrunner for that version. he recently hit 10000 hours total playtime in it. I’m very worried for his wellbeing.

@duplicake4054

2 ай бұрын

@@NatetheNintendofan That's not possible

Graphical Disabilities 💀💀💀

@kevinwong_2016

2 ай бұрын

Fr💀💀

@applehazeva2739

2 ай бұрын

💀 Lmao

@nxmx6ix

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Lisbord

22 күн бұрын

Bruh 🗿

@darkdest6664

19 күн бұрын

that is just me and i felt that XD

This video is what happens when you give a call of duty veteran the task to review another game on different platforms

@HokutoShinkento

4 күн бұрын

you dont know avgn, and play cawadoody, youre a little babie

Playing minecraft on a thinkpad from 5 years ago is better than a modern chromebook

@stanb1455

2 ай бұрын

a thinkpad from over ten years ago can still run circle around lots of chromebooks, if upgraded

@boltok1732

2 ай бұрын

a macbook from 13 years ago runs minecraft even better

@jayrony3509

2 ай бұрын

@@boltok1732 I have a 2007 macbook pro, it's from 17 years ago, alow me to test your theory

@jayrony3509

2 ай бұрын

if you upgrade it then it isn't truly running on a thinkpad from 10 years ago, it's running on an UPGRADED thinkpad from 10 years ago@@stanb1455

@stickfigure31

2 ай бұрын

I'd believe it, up until last year for my laptop (I had/have a gaming Desktop as well) I daily drove a Toshiba satellite L505-s6959 with Ubuntu that originally came with Windows Vista I got for free when the original owner didn't want to replace the failed HDD. From what I could see in the video my old laptop still runs Minecraft via multimc on Linux much better and I can even play mods like tekkit. @boltok1732 Yeah, but two issues with that. One a macbook 2011 (from 13 years ago) is stuck on high sierra which hasn't received any security patches in the last four years (a life time in the tech world, many vulnerabilities have been found since) so I wouldn't recommend connecting one to the internet, meanwhile any wintel PCs (hp, dell, acer, thinkpads, ect) from that era and even older can run Windows 10 which is still receiving security patches (some of them you can manually install Windows 11 which will also buy you even more time). Also macbooks are just over priced for what they give you. I'm going to nerd it out because I have too much free time to be honest. A 2011 macbook would of shipped with a Core i5-2467M, 4gb of ram, and 5400rpm HDD for the steep price of $1499. While a HP EliteBook 8460p with Intel Core i5-2520M (faster CPU), 4gb, and 7200-rpm HDD (fast storage) could of been had for $999 or if you wanted 8gb of ram (Minecraft loves ram) it would be $1,199. Both launched in February of 2011 and yet the cpu of the HP is rated as 39-48% faster for less money cpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Intel-Core-i5-2520M-vs-Intel-Core-i5-2467M/m29vsm854 From what I understand the only think that might make the price tag of a macbook worth it is maybe it's tackpad?, but if talking about a machine to play minecraft your probably not going to use the trackpad if you can help it. Even in the after market Macs hold an unreasonably high price tag compared to equivalent wintels machines.

What’s hilarious is that Minecraft runs amazingly on Chromebook, as long as you don’t use the one they created lol. Just use the Linux feature to get the Java edition and it runs much better with better render distance albeit not perfect. But it’s actually playable really well, and my Chromebook is not high end.

@Bearman3600

2 ай бұрын

I love that fans are better off avoiding the native version.

@edenengland1883

2 ай бұрын

bro minecraft java runs sub 10fps at minimum render distance on chromebooks what are you on about

@Cashimat

2 ай бұрын

@@edenengland1883 sure perhaps on a regular very crappy Chromebook it may run really bad, but Java edition via Linux can at least run better with better hardware. My Chromebook isn’t high end but it’s good enough to have this benefit.

@Xhepyxopila

2 ай бұрын

​@@edenengland1883With optimization mods it runs much better

@mactep1

2 ай бұрын

At that point just get rid of the cancer that is chrome os and install an actual operating system.

A recent crap version of the game that I've played is the switch bedrock version. Even on the lowest render settings, you have a significant delay when placing blocks, and half the time, it doesn't even load other chunks. It will go and load the chunk you are standing in, and even that takes 30 seconds to a solid minute to load. The switch version of the game is straight up unplayable it doesn't even load properly. At the very least most of these versions are theoretically playable unlike the Nintendo switch Bedrock Edition.

@mikeyes620

Ай бұрын

I used to play the switch version with my niece back in like 2020~ and it ran okay. Not good, her little switch lite was chugging but it ran well enough to be playable. Now, however is actually unplayable post caves and cliffs update. Like my worlds do not load in bad. Super frustrating that you can't even revert to old versions that ran better either so the game is just ruined.

This is a surprisingly entertaining rageful rundown. Thank you. 💯

"managed to snag everything before it went down" aggressively winks at camera

@unlikelyvee

2 ай бұрын

Also shout out to your keyboard coverage

The 3ds version, though pretty bad, was my only way of playing minecraft for a few years, so I have put quite a lot of time into it, mostly in creative, making all sorts of redstone contraptions. It may kinda suck, but it's really charming in its suckyness.

@buttxr_numpty269

2 ай бұрын

honeslty, I love it. I have Minecraft on basically everything I have, but I ALWAYS play on 3ds, purely cuz of its charm.

@channel7zip

2 ай бұрын

i bought a 2ds XL just to try 3ds edition, yeah it has issues but it's amazing that they managed to get it onto the 3ds in any form

@doritostrawberries

2 ай бұрын

I recently modded my 3ds and downloaded minecraft to check it out it was entertaining for 10 minutes

@JaxontheOkay

2 ай бұрын

"it's really charming in its suckyness" i feel like this aptly describes most 3ds ports. like the binding of isaac rebirth. it looks like complete ass and lags horribly when you have the most basic op synergies but it's charming. like they added a place to doodle your own isaacs on the touchscreen. that's cute

@KrimsonKattYT

2 ай бұрын

If you have a computer you could run Minecraft, especially earlier versions like 1.8.4. (the go-to version for servers) I don't know anyone who has a NEW 3DS and not a computer. And even if you don't have a PC (which is almost impossible since you need one for 99% of jobs and for school) you have a phone which can play Minecraft far better than the 3DS can.

I’ve never seen someone so passionately angry about bad Minecraft ports

Bro swears so much I thought this video was written by Vivziepop

Is this guy a hoarder, how does he has all this archaic pieces of hardware

@mactep1

2 ай бұрын

Half of these devices are POS nobody wants, you can get most for pretty cheap.

@Axel5550

Ай бұрын

Techies and junk rats make the world go 'round, man

@lexsombersunrise

Ай бұрын

3DS was wildly popular, and the WiiU is fairly affordable secondhand, as for the other stuff I have no idea

@MarioMastar

Ай бұрын

Based on what he said about the Amazon gen 3 device, I think he ordered them and is planning to return them after he finishes the review. "time to take it back to Amazon..."

@MarioMastar

Ай бұрын

@@lexsombersunriseWii U was great for large families like mine. A way for everyone to play around a big screen using what we already had from the Wii. The Switch though is far too expensive for families as everyone needs thier own console and their own copy of the games like the handhelds, but rather than being hand held prices ($200 for the consoles, $30-$40 for the games) they're the cost of HD home consoles ($300 to $350 for the console, $60 for the game) and a whopping $80 for the controller, 4x the cost of controllers previously! Couple that with paid online, no backwards compatibility and the awkawrd way to play multiplayer for a portable console (expensive at home) and I really don't see why or how the Switch is superior. but alas... gamers bought 6 of them to pander on youtube.

Just a sidenote. The QWERTY keyboard layout was not designed for convenience. It was designed so that typewriter typebars wouldn't hit each other.

@__Monke__

2 ай бұрын

that sounds convenient

@Xodabeef

2 ай бұрын

​@@__Monke__in other words, you were supposed to type slow. that doesn't sound as convenient...

@__Monke__

2 ай бұрын

@@Xodabeef typebars not hitting each other sounds better than the alternative

@hugo4it

2 ай бұрын

yeah it was actually designed to be intentionally inconvenient

@AdminHouse

2 ай бұрын

Then it stuck into modern keyboards. Why? People were too used to it.

So that's why updates take so long. They gotta port minecraft on the next version of pregnancy test.

@anotheryoutubeaccount5259

Ай бұрын

LOL

Trying to explore in Minecraft on a switch is a nightmare. Traveling by boat is apparently too fast because I will be forced to wait at the edge of unloaded chunks for up to 30 seconds just so I can go a bit furtherbefore having to wait for the switch to load chunks directly in front of me. If you want to explore and need to cross water on the switch, be prepared to wait for chunks to load every 20 blocks.

Minecraft New 3DS despite being a lackluster, it is a techical masterpiece. The game runs on the device that has no business running it. It's a decent entry for what it offers and after this version, your experience will only get better from there. I couldn't blame this version to much unless you come from PC and then jump into 3DS, which is totally fair.

@UniqueNick

Ай бұрын

When I was in the hospital for a few weeks the 3ds version was a lifesaver. I had a dozen other games on the same unit too so it was just convenient.

@idiotically-everything

Ай бұрын

Yeah. It is a pretty terrible version, but it is fascinating and I enjoy playing it occasionally for the novelty of it

@idiotically-everything

Ай бұрын

The true shit version is the Nintendo Switch version

@jasonsudeikis26

23 күн бұрын

I'd say the same thing, albeit less so, about PS3 version. With all its updates, the PS3 struggles when I play my old worlds. Woodland mansions even after the chunk is loaded have pop in (one even caught fire for no reason), yet the game still presses on without crashing. Never crashed once on PS3. More than I can say for the PS4 version (bedrock, obviously lmao). People can harp on 3DS all they want, but it's still minecraft, and still fun. Even this guy went easy on it. Ps. Love the pfp. Miss those android cats.

I dont know why but for some reason hearing someone swear uncensored while talking about bad ways to play minecraft is so refreshing, good shit, keep it up man. Subbed.

This video is amplified by how angry you are

*Raspberry Pi edition joined the game*

@TheOneAndOnLEE.

3 күн бұрын

I played that one once it’s worse than all of these lol

@undefinedCat

3 күн бұрын

​@@TheOneAndOnLEE.it's fine as a port that was made in like a month plus the python api

That Keemstar joke felt like a direct hit!

@ArgSel

Ай бұрын

It was so real 🔥🔥

i fucking LOVE the video. good mix of old youtuber vibes with modern youtuber elements as well, and it's an interesting topic. good stuff!!!

@Bearman3600

2 ай бұрын

oh my god HEY YOU GET OFF OF MY CLOUD i love your pfp, good face

This guy is like AVGN, but real

couldn't catch my breath watching this vid, you're way too funny man 😭

modded java vr is the best way to play vr

Finally, a KZreadr with the spirit of the AVGN but with the modern delivery that is both entertaining, funny and nice to listen to without instantly being dated. This channel is a hidden gem, keep making reviews, Angry Bearman!

@puppppppppppuuuuu6205

Ай бұрын

Seriously, I got this in my recommended and turned it on to be shocked he’s a KZreadr who actually has balls to still say what he wants and be funny.

Someones parents weren’t home

@GuessImaGuest

5 күн бұрын

Ironic given that you have a grumpy Sully pfp

I used to play minecraft on kindle fire with my sister, and upon loading into absolutely anything it would get so hot my hands would burn and turn all pink

The worst way to play ever? Using a dev mode chromebook to run ubuntu 16.04 and trying to run modern java Minecraft. Thats the worst way Ive ever played. EDIT: Just found that Chromebook. With sodium and other performance improvement mods it actually runs better than bedrock edition.

@dawoodwilliams3652

2 ай бұрын

Why would run Java edition on limited hardware?

@DrKoneko

2 ай бұрын

@@dawoodwilliams3652 it was the only way I could play java edition at the time. Still runs better than bedrock on there though.

@appsaucetech

2 ай бұрын

You should try manjaro mate. That wad the lightest distro I could find and it even ran well on my dell chromebook 11 wih a n2840 from 2013. Sadly couldn't play minecraft on the 16 gb of emmc storage as 13gb was used by the os. 1 fps when playing off my USB hard drive lol

@DrKoneko

2 ай бұрын

@@appsaucetech I used crouton so it wasn't a full install

@whentheyD

Ай бұрын

@@appsaucetech...13GB by manjaro?????

I remember back when I was a console edition only player and Minecraft Bedrock replaced the Switch console edition, it ran so badly that it was essentially unplayable. I was really pissed because they replaced a completely fine working version of the game with a buggy, unoptimized piece of trash.

@stremixx7176

2 ай бұрын

To this day I play the switch legacy edition, but sadly I am stuck with garbagerock version if I want to play with any friends. Mojang has fallen honestly

@gamermapper

2 ай бұрын

Even tho I only started playing Minecraft on Switch very recently, I still start playing the legacy edition through modding. Works much better, and has amazing texture packs. Such a shame I can't play multiplayer, especially mini games, cuz I can't go online on a modded Switch.

@liv.s.

2 ай бұрын

it runs worse on switch than it does on my phone 💀

@Cashimat

2 ай бұрын

The switch port still sucks. You are forced to put every asset of the game into your device storage cuz if your worlds are on the SD card your game experience may be worse than the Chromebook one. I remember my main switch account was on the SD card and I hated playing it, menus were laggy af, and the game would have spike after every block that I placed or destroyed. I made a new account and for some reason the game ran perfectly. Then I realized what I had to do.

@newtzrcool

2 ай бұрын

Bedrock on Switch pisses me off SO MUCH. It's barely functional and it's so annoying because it's not like the Switch just can't handle Minecraft. They just don't care enough to optimize it, and it's unhelped with how Bedrock already is buggy on other devices. Legacy felt like an actual game. Bedrock feels like a beta-- or something you'd play in a dream; Fake.

im so glad i had this on my feed today, already binged a ton of your videos, theyre so good lol keep it up!!

Its so refreshing to heard "fucking" in a youtube video. Its like im watching an AVGN episode.

another banger from bearman, love the unhinged description too. Shocked that you didn't complain about what I think is the 3ds edition's greatest sin, the fact that you can't control the camera with the touchscreen. Using that stupid nub is agonizing and I had really expected that version to support a control scheme similar to what's in metroid prime hunters when I tried it.

@Bearman3600

2 ай бұрын

I wish they made a genuine attempt from the ground up instead of trying to shove it on the thing

@throwawaytrash33

2 ай бұрын

@@Bearman3600Who even cared about the 3ds when it came out?

@Bearman3600

2 ай бұрын

@@throwawaytrash33 when the 3DS came out? Or when Minecraft for 3DS came out

@throwawaytrash33

2 ай бұрын

@@Bearman3600Minecraft. The 3ds was dead at the point the port was released.

@Bearman3600

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don't know who the fuck came up with the idea to port it six and a half years after it would have been relevant

This dude has OG classic AVGN vibes, before be became a sellout

@beyondobscure

2 ай бұрын

I agree! Tons of good jokes.

@idontdeservesubs2637

2 ай бұрын

AVGN is still funny if you skip the sponsor

@ShockInazuma

2 ай бұрын

Kid named Sponsorblock

@rustkitty

2 ай бұрын

Nothing to do with selling out: dude is an adult and a father, he has to make a living. Also this is more slow paced stuff like first season AVGN.

@pass_

2 ай бұрын

​@@rustkittybut the first season of avgn was actually funny, -and being a parent is not an excuse for bad content, many people are able to have a family and make good content-

The way hes constantly insulting everything is so fucking funny

4:09 it's been discussed multiple times that qwerty wasn't designed for convenience. other keyboards like Dvorak were

honey wake up bearman just published a new 34 minute video about obscure minecraft versions

As someone who grinds the 3ds version alot, I can definitely say that it is a really good option if you want to feel what minecraft truly was 10 years ago. Its classic minecraft, and the controls are a little weird, but thats what i love about it. It truly gives a nostalgic vibe throughout

@skythealmighty2826

Ай бұрын

YES EXACTLY! Not to mention 1.8 was my first version, so it's even MORE nostalgic for me

Amazing video, I find it crazy how you have all versions lmao. Or at least thats what it looks like.

At 4:15 Fun fact: the qwerty keyboard was not made for convinence, it was made to slow you down so that typewriters wouldnt jam as much.

Your bluntness is very refreshing, it reminds be of early YT, stay real man 👍🏻.

@JordiumZ

2 ай бұрын

other youtubers would just beep all their swears and put a 5 minute rant crying they can't sweat, like just swear or not lol

@ieatbugs45

2 ай бұрын

@@JordiumZto be fair, some people are trying to keep a decent flow of revenue from youtube and don’t want to get demonetized so they’re forced into talking squeaky clean

@pass_

2 ай бұрын

he reminds me of cybershell

@JordiumZ

2 ай бұрын

@@ieatbugs45 I don't swear aswell because it isn't natural to me it's the people who swear and beeps it out and make a rant in the video about not swearing that annoys me

You give big AVGN vibes. really high fucking quality video, im excited to see more.

Just found your channel and I love the vibes! Instant sub.

This reminds me of videos from KZread's prime years! Nice job dude!

i love the fact that you swear without censoring yourself or some other stupid shit youtubers tend to do. I know it might be a bit superficial but that's why i subscribed to you

I love old versions of Minecraft that are frozen in time. They take me back to the good times

feels like an AVGN video, I love it.

that moment of rage you had at the keyboard layout A-Z hit deep for me dude. have not laughed that hard inna bit.

This is hands down one of the best new channels I’ve seen in a while. Not some overhyped and annoying voice, not super censored, reminds me of the good old days of KZread. Keep this kind of energy up bro.

This channel is awesome. What's been up with the KZread algorithm lately, it's been recommending me the best growing channels with content like this. Keep it up dude.

Wasn't expecting Interludes With Ludes to start playing, nice music choice

this video is a breath of fresh air

6:45 Fun fact: _every_ Glide world record is on the Wii U except for Excalibur time attack. This includes all score attack timed records, all public (online game) world records (although those are mostly me) and all time attack pure world records (except of course Excalibur which is held by Xbox One).

@Eden_M0rgan

Ай бұрын

WHAT? THAT IS WILD!

You're giving me classics AVGN vibes and i absolutely love it!

3:15 “anyway, the game runs like cock.” 😂😂😂bro I died laughing

3:15 this line delivery is fucking golden dude

watching this as my wii u crashes for the 7th time this week this crappy sd card i use for wii u homebrew corrupted again...

I actually love how you never let Mice on Venus finish in that one section lmao it always loops back before the satisfying note

The cursing takes me back to youtube pre adpocolypse and everyone washing their content. Godspeed, you reminded me of a better, simpler time on youtube.

Dude your video is spot on, the switch bedrock version runs awfully too sadly. I doubt it will run any better in the Future

@mps64

2 ай бұрын

Makes me glad i still have legacy edition

@xXRealXx

2 ай бұрын

it's sad cuz the legacy switch edition ran pretty well and it didn't have a physical release

@gamermapper

2 ай бұрын

@@xXRealXx it's easy to install it if you mod the switch

@xXRealXx

2 ай бұрын

@@gamermapper yes but that's piracy if you didn't buy it

@subjectnether959

2 ай бұрын

​@@xXRealXx While you are technically correct, you're also very wrong. If a company is clearly no longer supporting said product, nor selling it. Its no longer piracy.

You're like an amalgamation of AVGN and Scott the Woz. I love it.

You shall not disgrace my boy wii u minecraft

Commenting here just to boost engagement, I love your content and I want more of it, nice work!

23:19 Oh wow, the Kindle Fire HD pocket edition was the first version I had as a kid way back in like 2012 or 2013 or something so that's quite a throwback! Good video btw :)

I often feel that content here on youtube has slowly gotten less interesting for me, that it's been gradually turning into something I put on just to shut my brain up, just make me go numb Well this video really fucking woke me up, absolute QUALITY. Feels like an early internet video in ALL the best ways, like you made it for fun and because you had something to say and your own voice do do that with (the reason people USED to make videos) Genuinely interesting topic with hilarious writing, instant subscribe. You got something special here man, and I'm hungry for more. Compliments to the chef

"the mario mash up pack was exclusive to the wii u version" the 3ds: you forgot about me

I’ve not ever seen a KZread creator this small with this much talent, I think it’s safe to say. Super reminiscent commentary to early AVGN, really funny reads and great writing. Definitely going places.

@pun_dimen

24 күн бұрын

Agreed. Needs more polish but I can see this dude going far with his videos

i will not tolerate minecraft wii u edition slander, still my main version of minecraft, legacy console da goat

@wallop560

2 ай бұрын

Wii u 🐐

@neinja66469

2 ай бұрын

🧢

@Eden_M0rgan

Ай бұрын

Holy SHIT I'm alone 👀

@trulybarr5341

Ай бұрын

Bedrock> 🥱

I will say that the Kindle Fire Tablet edition was the first time I got to experience Minecraft in person, since a friend across the street had the game and my brother and I watched him play a bit.

@kirbyfantheapplefanboy2021

2 ай бұрын

minecraft on the kindle fire was pure nostalgia for me

@_Rez_EZ

Ай бұрын

I'll admit I still play minecraft PE because I've been doing it that way for the past 7.5 years and I don't have a PC.

Bruh, the 3DS is my childhood. It was the first minecraft version I've ever played with, and i didnt even care about the details, because it was fun. Now i watched this video, and you destroyed a part of my childhood. Good job bro

I rlly like the energy from this video. It’s like I’m listening 2 a friend rant about their hidden obsession at a blunt rotation

I really enjoy your violently discomforted and aggressively unhappy writing, really makes me feel the crustiness of these dogwater versions. And honestly, that mojang mentality of marketability>gameplay shows damn well

Wait until you hear about Minecraft: Raspberry Pi edition.

@puekjh

2 ай бұрын

that counts as a "developers toy" i think, to put it the way he put it, it was made to mess around with the code and stuff

I just found your channel and i gotta say, u sound and feel like if AVGN did modern games. Hilarious. Subscribed.

I don’t know how I got to this video, but after 4 minutes I’m actually chuckling to myself. Good stuff.

You’re the guy who preserved Fire TV Edition on Reddit! Great video, however I have a weird soft spot for all these weird versions of the game. Fire TV - It served its purpose well at the time and sure it runs like “ass” now, but back then it was a nice way to play the game in a console-like format, albeit in a limited way due to it being Pocket Edition Wii U: While yes, this was wasted potential, this is a pretty decent way to play legacy console edition, the game runs better than on a PS3/Xbox 360, and the aquatic update isn’t bad at all. The lack of optimizations and local multiplayer (through gamepad and TV) is pretty bad.. but it could be much worse. Gear VR - Other than Vivecraft, this WAS the first official VR port of the game, and for its time it actually worked really well, ran well too. I wouldn’t say it made complete sense though, like why not make Oculus Quest Edition, that’s sorta dumb, so I agree with you on that. 3DS - So many people hate this version, and I get it. But it isn’t bad- at all. It runs nowhere near as well as Pocket Edition (which it’s trying to be) but it still feels… complete? (If that’s the word). This version while not updated anymore, doesn’t feel limited by its lack of support, it’s Minecraft, and despite it’s weird quirks, it actually makes this version feel nostalgic. Call me biased, but I really like this version of the game, it’s one of the few ways to play Minecraft portably and it was and still is; functional. Fire OS: Genuinely enjoyed this part (like I did every part, but I liked this part specifically) Fire Tablets are actually terrible (for gaming that is), very odd that they decided to put Minecraft on such an underpowered line of devices, back then it made a lot of sense though, and I guess it still does if you have a Fire 11 (almost 300 dollars tho hahaha). I mean in the Alpha stages of Pocket Edition it ran great, now it’s just terrible. This is kind of the thing with all these Bedrock Ports, they USED to be okay and now they just suck. It’s weird to have nowadays. Windows Phone/Windows 10 Mobile: Back in the earlier days of Pocket Edition this version made sense and it was pretty cool. It ran well and served its purpose (for a very short amount of time) Then the Bedrock version came and.. What the actual fuck, this version is actually bad. WHY- WHY PORT BEDROCK TO DEVICES THAT CANT EVEN RUN IT! Chromebook: Why the fuck do you have to pay for this version AGAIN! This version runs like shit, and I agree with you on every point here. Here’s the conclusion: Honestly, unless you’re playing versions of the game that are frozen in time (Old versions of Fire TV Edition, Old Minecraft Pocket Edition versions, Legacy Console Editions, 3DS, the fact that these versions no longer get updates is actually a good thing) then you’re fine, I actually find older versions of Pocket Edition quite fun, and I hope to find older versions of Fire TV soon. But porting Bedrock to so many devices, it’s just sad. And the experience is gross. Honestly Minecraft nowadays is only good on Powerful Phones that on the Mobile version (I hate this but whatever), Bedrock for Windows 10, and Java. It’s just depressing but it’s true, Bedrock isn’t that good anywhere but a powerful phone or a PC. I enjoyed the video a lot though, and I hope you find Apple TV Edition soon!

@Bearman3600

2 ай бұрын

That was me! I honestly thought it was preserved until you commented on my post. Sadly the only version I have is the final updated version. Hopefully eventually someone uploads more versions. I know most other versions, even Gear VR, have every version ever preserved. Thanks for watching!

@oracalchrome5149

2 ай бұрын

as for the chromebook version, it couldve been gotten for free officially for a period of time

15:37 correction in regards to gearvr edition: it is playable on oculus go and all oculus quest devices through sideloading, and you can login to microsoft by installing the xbox app as well ans logging in on there, the login will carry across apps

@kevinwong_2016

2 ай бұрын

Fr💀💀

Really really well-made video, I love that you've actually played all of these versions rather than just using file footage from KZread, and the scripting really gives AVGN vibes (dunno if it's just me) .. subscribed, looking forward to seeing more :)

22:50 Yes, those garbage things. As a kid, the charging port wore out on it and they asked us to send it in and they sent us a replacement in exchange. The replacement was almost broken, so we just kept trading them in and out. When scrolling down from the top, I believe it said "My 48th Fire," or so. That's how many times we got replacements.

Man's is cussing more than Ellie from tlou

@ronniemcnuttgaming959

2 ай бұрын

Who

@Bryan_Jake

2 ай бұрын

@@ronniemcnuttgaming959 😐

@DarkSackOfficial

2 ай бұрын

Nobody plays those games

@Bryan_Jake

2 ай бұрын

@@DarkSackOfficial You sicken me.

@ohno5559

2 ай бұрын

@@DarkSackOfficialThey sold 37 million copies lmao

I love the New Nintendo 3DS version! Though I love it not because it's the best way to play the game (IT IS NOT! LOL), but rather because it's technologically impressive. The New Nintendo 3DS is a very LOW power device. I also love it because in many ways it reminds me of playing Minecraft Pocket Edition on my 4th gen iPod. SUPER limited and not the best version, but still it was so adored by my friends and I at the time as it was our only way to play the game for a while.

@angelahornung8488

2 ай бұрын

I always really wanted to grab a New Nintendo 2DS XL Minecraft Edition.

@angelahornung8488

2 ай бұрын

I used to have a Windows Phone and I played the heck out of Minecraft on that thing! I think I had the Nokia Lumia 950XL.

Most calm KZread nerd to ever make a video.

This video is like a modern AVGN, and thats great

i like how all of these are some variation of bedrock