Show me the worst watch you’ve ever seen. I can handle it!

Somewhere, I suspect a Hublot designer is watching this and asking someone to hold his beer...

@valiantabello

Жыл бұрын

False. Those people don't drink beer, they drink paint thinner

@PRoBLoM

Жыл бұрын

@@valiantabello I thought you were going to say pee...

@L.A.C_Santos

Жыл бұрын

Hublots are absolute beauties compared with this horrors. Enough of Hublot hating. Hating Hublot is being a sheep. They are just a brand with some nice and some not so nice models. Like many other brands.

@kbarnbrook4993

Жыл бұрын

@Louis A. Cartier Santos No Hublot are a brand that put cheap movements into overpriced watches.

@muds1123

2 ай бұрын

@@L.A.C_Santosgo and buy one then 😂

If this list isn't just 10 Invictas picked at random from their catalogue I'm going to be very disappointed

@BabyJesus66

Жыл бұрын

Just started the video... but if that rainbow colored Invicta isn't on here, I'm going to be disappointed. (After video edit: I was not disappointed)

@vimagreg

Жыл бұрын

Actually... No Hublots, no Richard Mille... Yes, I'm a little bit disappointed. 😂😂😂

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

You’ll be disappointed for all the wrong reasons then

@sdaafasfad

Жыл бұрын

I'm just hoping one day Invicta make a watch that would fit a man's wrist. Their Sea Hunter II is only 70mm, I bought it for my wife because its too small for me...

@jamesblonde2271

Жыл бұрын

@@sdaafasfad 💀

This video is literally 9 minutes of watch roasting brutality.. and I enjoy it 😂

The Invicta was starting to look pretty good by the end. I'm not sure the tragic deaths due to working with radium fits with the format however.

@dunderhay9169

Жыл бұрын

@@akeyasa2228 Rather obviously I'm saying they aren't funny

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

I thought I played the radium one straight but maybe it didn’t read

@dunderhay9169

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMorganWatches You did play it straight, it was just such a horrible subject in the middle of light hearted criticism. Raising awareness is good because there are still imany dangerous watches out there. Your videos are great, keep up the good work 👍 . Duncan

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

@@dunderhay9169 thanks 😊

What a wordsmith you are Andrew 👏 Seeing some of the most disgusting creations imaginable was still an enjoyable experience listening to your commentary. A bit like watching a Blackadder Goes Forth episode back in the day & trying to recall the many humorous lines. Just too many..........one watch isn't enough.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! We’re in a stickier situation than when sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun 😂

Likely your funniest yet. I never get tired of your presentations.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😁

Please more of this! Your smart ironic commentary is amazing! You and Nico should meet up for a Tier list

That has to be the most fun and hilarious YT I’ve seen hands down. Great job AM 🤣🤣🤣

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you 😊

🤣Oh my The poetry in those flares is impeccable and I am here for it till the end of my years down to the second 😂😂

Very clever and funny descriptions. The analogy for the leopard skin daytona and Steven Tyler being blind was spot on. Very clever.

Hey Andrew, I throughly enjoyed this video. One of the best ones for me. It has been a 9 minutes long laugh! Fantastic. Thank you very much and keep up the good work!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

OMG - One can really sense that you had lots and lots of fun making the video. But rest assured, it was also a real plesure watching it and seeing you roasting what could only be named the abyss - or asylum? - of watchmaking! Thank you very much and keep up the good work!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for watching!

Dear Andrew, I have never laughed so much while watching a youtube video. Outstanding! Keep up the good work.

That was a blast Andrew. Commentary is hilarious 🤣

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😁

Andrew your content is brilliant but this one nearly caused a nasty injury. I often watch You Tube when exercising in the morning and this came on when I was rowing on a concept2...... "A hanging turd that needs to be dropped down an abandoned mineshaft and backfilled with concrete" I was laughing so much I nearly did my back in! I love your content as it is both informative and fun, too often the fun of watch collecting gets overlooked. Keep em coming

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Read the small print, I take no responsibility for injury caused while watching 😁

Awww, so green and fuzzy! Props to you for mentioning radium and the craze it inspired and all the women who died applying radium paint to watch dials.

Quality humour is hard to come by….stop by here for the best of the best of comedy anonymous! Great stuff, light hearted with many a true word said in jest!

Hilarious Andrew, I didn't realise i needed cheering up until, after watching it, I was sitting here chuckling to myself every time one of your delightful pieces of wordsmithery popped into my head again. Keep up the good work.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, glad you enjoyed it 😁

Love you humor love your videos , you’re doing a great job 👏 Thank you sir for good content

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

Andrew Morgan, I'm really happy to see you decided to make your own channel, complementary to the excellent Watchfinder. As this is a new channel and you are, probably, still able to read all comments, I would like to say I entered in the watch collection world around a year ago, and Watchfinder and your videos were a great incentive to that. So, I really would like to say thank you for that. And count on me to watch your videos here as well. Suggestion: what do you think to make a video - or a series of videos - about vintage watches with amazing history? I'm sure my favourite one - Omega Speedmaster - would be there! Thanks again for your work and congrats on your new channel right from here, in Brazil!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for watching and for your kind words! A video on the Speedmaster sounds like a fun idea 👍

Just fantastic Andrew. Loved it and loathed them! Terrible beyond my wildest....umm, nightmares.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you 😊

I wish I could give this more than one like. I laughed so hard throughout this I had to watch it again to get the parts I missed.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks very much 😁

Nice. My first time seeing you in a video was when you were talking about Nico. I found myself not only agreeing with what you were saying, but also respecting you for something I greatly enjoy seeing happen to me. I love having my preconceptions proved wrong and having my opinions changed. Now I am very much enjoying your videos. I like good talker. I like someone who can speak with true authority on a subject. I like cheeky perspective. I am liking your videos. Thanks.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for watching 🙏

Fully expected Hublot. LOL not disappointed this was brilliant! BRILLIANT!! Thank you for making my day brighter! 🤣

This was the most fun I have had in a good, goood while. It starts out bad, I mean really really bad and then it goes into overdrive only to transition into afterburner to the MAX. This video is a must see.

« It’s so bad even the Middle East doesn’t want it » lmaoooo

In my best possible Bevis and ButtHead voice, "Heh heh. He said Ass Biscuit, heh heh" 🤣

I spit out my coffee when "bejeweled corona virus" came out of your mouth...and speaking of coffee, I've got a great idea for a monstrosity watch prototype. It needs to be based off all the tiresome props we all use on Instagram to make our watch shots look "cool". The dial face maybe a doubloon of some sort. obviously coffee beans are a must. Shall we use then as indices? The bezel will be marked with "SEIKO MOD" instead of numbers or hashmarks. ...maybe the caseback could be made from the lens of a vintage camera? I LOVED this episode!

@hibernopithecus7500

Жыл бұрын

Kickstarter?

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

😂 thank you for watching!

I am pausing halfway through this video to say that it is the funniest KZread video I have seen in years. I am laughing out loud.

Nice vid Andrew, thank you.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

This was surprisingly funny. Gonna have to subscribe lol

I've got one of those "Born to be a Winner" watches! Of course I have the $30 chinese version from ebay and I kind of like it.

That was seriously hilarious! Good work !! "KILL MEEEE" 🤣🤣🤣

It was enjoyable to see you let your hair down a bit for this episode. You sure have a way with words! 😂

Funniest watch commentary ever to be seen on YT. Congrats. Sooo entertainig. I think I might wanna rewatch this episode for more laugh! Made my day, thnx

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks very much 😄

Nice video on these watch artistry bad sides, Andrew 😂⌚👍. Certainly looked more like festival costume watches than just watches. These can certainly be worn to any themed festival parties or even better, a theatre prop and would definitely fit into the atmosphere with ease while wouldn't looked out of place! All just for good laughs! 😂⌚👍.

My favorite watch content yet. Jesus was that funny as hell about the snake/skull wrist weight.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😊

Awesome and well presented 😀👍🏻

I’ve never heard the phrase “arse-biscuit” before. Love it! Keep well :-)

I like the Invicta. Lol. And I could totally see Steven Tyler wearing that Rolex.

Andrew, that was your funniest video so far mate. I’m still dying from laughter hours after watching it Cheers!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

You DID almost literally kill me with this one, by choking on my drink......You mention the Invicta as being as horrible as a watch found on the wrist of a month old corpse during Summer.....I used to work in the funeral industry, and had the dubious pleasure of having to remove a watch from just that situation (for returning to the family). Even after washing (Yes it was waterproof), you could still smell it from outside the room. The gentleman wearing it was somewhat wriggley, with subdermal lifeforms. He was SO incredibly unpleasant visually that I still remember his name 15 years later! After an hour of removing and cleaning the watch (can't remember what it was), the family didn't want it, having got a whiff!

That last one - the green befurred creation - is hilarious. On a serious note, if I were going out dressed entirely in green velvet this would be my go-to watch.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Never do this

Some invicta watches are too funky , the homage versions in black blue or green look good and find beads of rice bracelet feel to delicate .

Thoroughly enjoyed this video, it flowed like poetry of a horological verity, yet the writing is strong and bold enough to stand on its own. Not just move out of the house and starting a new life strong and bold, but insisting that it’s first flat being a sovereign nation type of strong and bold. It may have been about horrible watches, but hearing you wax lyrical about just how masterfully the horror embodied in them was, was indeed a feast. Excellent as always Andrew!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

This is really quite WONDERFULLY savage! Also 4:56, Arsebiscuit! Thanks Andrew, will be, erm, storing that one away for possible future use! This is fucking hilarious, HELP!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😁

Thank you for this video. I need it a good laughter and some watches nightmares. 🤣🤣

Let the hate flow through you! Nine minutes of highly enjoyable vitriol, genuinely laughed out loud. At my work computer. In an open plan office.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

There was an R for ROFL warning in the thumbnail 😂

@yardersmj

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMorganWatches I’m a bloke, I don’t read the instructions…. Looking forward to your car content!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

@@yardersmj 😂

I have to admit I wasn't sure it could get worse than #1. It did. I was very happy to see Tom's William Wanger Winner in there!! Wasn't that one on the "guess the price" episode? :'D

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

It certainly was!

bro came out the gates swinging and didn't let up haha loved every second of this. absolute top quality roasting, good sir!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

“The deliberate indifference to the entire medium of art” *that’s gotta be the most poetic insult ever spoken*

This the best top-10 list every. Thanks for giving me some great laughs today.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching 😁

I think I'm having as much fun watching it too. Btw when are you gonna release your next book Andrew? Would be happy to stand in line to enjoy more of your writing!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

It’s sat there waiting to be edited… when I have time 🤔

@bstp2023

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMorganWatches that’s great news! We’ll be waiting patiently until then

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

@@bstp2023 oh man, I hope you’re sitting comfortably 😅

@bstp2023

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMorganWatches okay , off to but a Lazyboy then

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

@@bstp2023 😂

That watch about death or whatever is kind of interesting. I would never wear it but I'm intrigued by it.

Remember, not only were these designed by someone, but someone approved these.

Thats the best watch video I've seen in a long time lol awesome 👌

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😊

I can't believe I was unaware of Andrew's channel... I loved finally putting a face to the hands BUT this particular video I loved even more!! SOOO funny, and who doesn't love to hate when the hatred is so well deserved?

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching 😊

I've just spent ten minutes cleaning the coffee I just spat out all over my MacBook 😂🤣😂😂

To be fair that was a very strong selection Andrew. Bravo.

I like your Jeremy Clarkson impression on the Invicta

Some of these actually upset my stomach. Wow, stuff of nightmares indeed!

That invicta looked like an explosive crash between a pile of costume jewellery and a ufo.

Great List

Every last line in this video! LOLOLOL! Priceless!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

😁

A thorough and intelligent lambasting of these horological horrors.

That Meyers roast was brilliant! I didn't expect that!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching 😊

This video makes me think you are the Jeremy Clarkson of watches. Loved it!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Not gonna lie, I kinda want the "cat got into my LSD stash" watch. 😂

I need that Invicta. I really fancy myself entering the posh Grand Seiko boutique in Paris, asking to try a delicate spring-zaratsu-shunbun stuff and negligently put that monstrocity on the shelf.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

You may have to ask them to assist you in removing it

Lol I found one of those William Wang Winners under a tool bench in an auto shop while doing inventory. It’s absolute crap (it’s a $20 automatic watch, what do you expect?) but I have to say years later and it still works.

I'd happily listen to your description of anything.

Almost impossible to believe that Invicta were once a maker of well respected chronographs. Not always ugly but my own pet hates are watchmakers who with little or no connection to the subject make "basking in other peoples glory" watches. They know who they are!!

After Watches & Wonders, you need to do a macro, sweeping hand tracked and proper non-ironic studio shoot on the Invicta Gladiator Reserve... I mean Tim Mosso fired his shot! ❤

Another fun video 👏

That was a very fitting description of this waste of resources

I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Thank you for the laughs.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

This is, (talking) hands down, the best watch video ever. Wonderful prose. 🤣

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thank you 😁

I bought a Daytona set with diamonds because I hoped the girl selling it to me wouls come with it. She'd forgotten my name by the time "remove card" appeared. The watch went the way of my hair. This video was genuinely very funny. Good stuff. Ps. I'd have lumed the Covid 19 with redium.

Thanks so much for your funniest video yet ;-)

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!

Can you wear the first Invicta to watches&wonders?

If those golden parts of the Invicta were not only gold-plated but full gold, it would be a perfect piece to wear ironically in watch events. Also the movement would need a swap for something better.

Ha! That invicta was actually kind of tame compared to have the ridiculous garbage they try to sell!😂

This video kind of made me want the invicta.

My God. Talking Hands absolutely scorching the most hideous watches on the market is all I need for entertainment.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

I’m tempted to roast more 😅

Oh my God. The horror. The horror.

I thought that the Invicta was quite understated. 😂😂

This was truly excellent

Best watch roast I've ever seen. Lol throughout

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😄

Geeee-zus!! That Invicta could cause a car wreck.

As usual the bon mots are killer 👍

Man....this is funny! But ironically true!🤣 Great job!

Love this episode!!! There is a Nico in you after all🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

There’s a little bit of Nico inside all of us … wait, what?

@damirbajic4579

Жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMorganWatches Haaaaahaaa. I love how even when you try not to be polite, you still are but also raw and funny. Just let it rip on every episode and you will do great outside Watchfinder as well. Keep it up.

Lol 😂😂 the time of death one. That one is lind of cool

There he is. Found you. Well stated as usual. My new friend.

Looks more like Producer Michael's watch collection to me.

The Invicta surpassed all of my expectations. I could not help but laugh 😂 It is so horrendous, that I kind of think it is genius. Exceptional skills in designing atrocities.

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

It’s only the beginning… 😅

Oh my god "this watch is no worse than the house cat it self, this ass biscuit of a watch" L O L. This is better than how Nico would respond to a watch like that. Brilliant!

@hibernopithecus7500

Жыл бұрын

Arse biscuit. It’s from Father Ted.

THE BEST OF YOUR VIDEO SO FAR! Lol, I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks 😁

Best KZread video I've ever seen!

@AndrewMorganWatches

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!