My 14 year old son impressed me with his tattoo idea. He wants a QR code and when it's scanned, the person scanning it gets Rick rolled. I'm so proud of my son.

@theogvolcrum5043

2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE IT

@rawegg5591

2 жыл бұрын

What if they put the video down and now it’s a random QR code that takes you to nothing.

@egw9942

2 жыл бұрын

Your son is a genius. I- I have no words for this masterpiece

@0westdude

2 жыл бұрын

I'm proud of your son too

@playerunkown...

2 жыл бұрын

i am very proud of your son to, you need to reward him for his big brain moment UvU

If Kris becomes a News Presenter, believe it or not I'm becoming an Ardent watcher of those daily bs. My goddess can never be wrong🙇🏻‍♀️

@fredy0397

2 жыл бұрын

True

@bream1755

2 жыл бұрын

T r u e

@ryanthompson5576

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@MikeMayCommitArson

2 жыл бұрын

IKRRRE

@dominicaibodje8197

2 жыл бұрын

So true

Me thinking she’s rating it on how much she would want to get it me realizing that she actually rating it of of how regrettable it is

@GuideToVibe

Жыл бұрын

She said that in the begging 🤨

@GuideToVibe

Жыл бұрын

@@maskarade4539 did you just like your own comment 🤓

@GuideToVibe

Жыл бұрын

@@maskarade4539 BFFR, your liking your own comment? That’s sad frl.

@CitrusVR-GORILLATAG

Жыл бұрын

Like no offense does no one know how to spell begining 😭

@GuideToVibe

Жыл бұрын

@@CitrusVR-GORILLATAG it was spelling error? Stop tryna be smart frl, your not.

I want to know more about that child's drawing of a fairy (5thh tattoo I believe). I feel like there's a good story behind that one. The "Untitled Goose" stealing Eeyore's tail is _freaking_ adorable!

@genderless_froggie

9 ай бұрын

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW-

@genderless_froggie

9 ай бұрын

I just realized the bow on his tail its a reference to the bow on the statue in the GAME

“10 being the worst 1 being decent” that is so unreasonably confusing and I love it

@TessLovesYellowAndRavenclaw126

3 ай бұрын

I know right! I got so confused a few times there

@djbryson

Ай бұрын

Yeah, since when is 10 out of 10 bad?

@WavesFordays-xp9gs

Ай бұрын

nor bro me too- 💀💀

fun fact: a “kris” is a type of dagger (a type of weapon that looks like a knife) that signifies heroism so it’s a bit ironic that kris got hurt by the one thing her nickname represents

@MossPathway

2 жыл бұрын

Kris is deadly

@lia-eu9sn

2 жыл бұрын

@@MossPathway deadly stunning 😮‍💨🤌

When I'm going to bed I stay up all night watching Kris because she's amazing and I love how she gives awkward compliments

@danielleo6937

Жыл бұрын

LOL SAME ALL DAY LOL

@agimndoci3714

7 ай бұрын

I LOVE your profile pic

@ktb3068

3 ай бұрын

same!!! I have o get up at 8 tmrw and then go to a sleepover, and it's currently 1:36 am... I'mma go to bed...

Kris makes everyone feel good about them selfs it realy helps my self confidence

Today has been one of those days. Needed some laughs for sure. Thank you Kris for everything you do and for making us all laugh. We appreciate it more than you know girl!

@stylishlyheartless979

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@KILLGRXVE

2 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah i agree i love kris ;3

@jdhdhsgsuevskakdufbrkd7220

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@abrown9464

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Kris missed the joke for the 2nd tattoo. She wanted to say be yourself, so she got a tattoo saying don't wear a mask (that hides you). And she got it right before covid and mask mandates haha

@johan.ohgren

2 жыл бұрын

That's really unfortunate timing...

@captainwatson1652

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i dont thi k it was about covid masks…..thats hilariously bad timing though

@shazba1020

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhhh, that went right over my head too lol

@jayg1316

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainwatson1652 it is hahaha

@tyannallen6764

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainwatson1652 ....................k.k.......

"That's like defacing property but it's your child" had me laughing crying, made me fall off my bed, and rolling on the FREAKING floor

Not me thinking it was Michal Jackson at 11:25

I love how you never forget to compliment us. However, we need to start complimenting you! I love your outfit and how it matches the background! ❤️

@someonesurviving

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@frejy2083

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's so sweet!💕 She is always so kind to us!❤

@maemaeslay

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Janifar_alam6358

2 жыл бұрын

I love when she compliment us that's why I want to compliment her the queen

@OrchidVr

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss, I agree!!

As someone with tattoos, you can't really judge to much if the tattoo is going good mid tattoo session because there's some blood and lots of residue ink all over the tattoo area so it's a bit hard to see.

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

fair enough!

@puppy-say-moomoo2774

2 жыл бұрын

As a 15 year old with one tattoo I WAS NEVER TOLD TATTOOS BLEED WHILE GETTING IT DONE so anyway I was terrified when I saw blood mixed with ink getting my tattoo

@moriahsmart6997

2 жыл бұрын

@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 yes they only bleed a little bit if your artist isn't to heavy handed , that's why you should eat a good meal and drink plenty of water before a session

@puppy-say-moomoo2774

2 жыл бұрын

@@moriahsmart6997 mine was bleeding a lot but I don’t really care cause my tattoo looks awesome also I didn’t know you should eat before you get it I didn’t eat at all I just ate after the I got the tattoo I was drinking alot of water but how does eating and drinking help the tattoo?

@moriahsmart6997

2 жыл бұрын

@@puppy-say-moomoo2774 it's to keep your sugar levels up because your adrenaline shoots up when in pain which can make you a bit whoozy and being hydrated just helps in general with the stress on your body.

I apprenticed at a tattoo shop in my early 20's and everyone was kinda laughing about another artist's appointment that was on their way in. They kept calling her "Glade". The girl shows up, and that's obviously not her name, but I catch a glimpse of the tattoo one of the artists was going to attempt to cover up and it all made sense. It was an electrical socket (very horribly done) and it was placed as far into her buttcrack as it could go without encroaching on the 'exit', if you know what I mean. So yeah, it was a joke about the commercial, "Glade: plug it in, plug it in". Yikes.

@nerdygoth1688

Жыл бұрын

Was this a drunk tattoo she got? I can’t imagine anyone would get that sober.

@BlackDragonQueen

Жыл бұрын

@@nerdygoth1688 absolutely could have been. Given the location of the shop, I wouldn't have been surprised

@Cassxowary

10 ай бұрын

⁠@@nerdygoth1688yah, you’d think… you have too much faith in people when it comes to tats hah

@SmokeyRose

6 ай бұрын

That's not a drunk tattoo, that's a crack tattoo (I deserve a prize for this pun)

Kris, I love you so much!!! Every single video that I've binge watched in the past month, you have made me feel so much better about myself!!!! Don't ever change your intros!!! I love it that you compliment us in literally every video!!!! OH and the only 2 small tats that I've got, is a small heart on my left hand to represent how I wear my heart on my sleeve, and then I have the semicolon symbol on my right hand and it represents that my story isn't over yet, because I've tried to unalive myself and God kept saying no, it's not your time yet, and now I'm so happy and content with my life!! I've got my confidence back and my self esteem!!! Thank you, Kris, love ya!!!

The opening part where Kris reports like a real reporter is LIT!!! 100% so powerful. I thought I'm in a wrong channel but it is good to have something new on your videos Kris..you nailed it again ☝️☝️💯

@scottjcaldwell

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Best intro ever! :-)

kris always makes my day shes so nice and funny i love her I LOVE HOW SHE COMPLIMENTS EVERYONE IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO (i hope her hand gets healed quick)

@kitsu._.

2 жыл бұрын

these are the most likes i have EVER gotten

Kris saying "10/10!" To that fairy thing was the best think I’ve heard today, and it wasn’t even meant in that way 😂

I love how she rate’s it on how bad it is the score goes up and how good it is the score goes down 😂❤

Kris literally such a queen!!! But can we take a second to talk about how 1/10 is good and 10/10 is bad, it really threw me for a loop the whole video 😂

@notalonelykid2201

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@frankloverde2807

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same

@lorrainedowning7670

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry Kris but yeah. Yah know I love ya, but 10 out of 10 should be gooooood. Here endeth the rant.

@Wickedstrife

2 жыл бұрын

Love the girl to death, but so triggered by this XD.

@rickkiesman2114

2 жыл бұрын

Finally!

can we all agree that kris makes our day!🥰 her compliments are the best😊💗

@leahpayne2959

2 жыл бұрын

I LUV HER TOO

I love that Kris thinks feet are gross. I have feet too ugly for even a mother to love so I can totally relate. Found a kindred spirit!💕

I always love how she compliments us in each video

kris, is such a comfort person to be around, like no matter what the situation is she'll make you smile and comfort you

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

@aquaz.marina.777

2 жыл бұрын

I agreee ✨💕☺️

@AlexMarsCreates22

2 жыл бұрын

Kris has helped me feel better after bad news about my friend, a cancer patient

@farishtayjunejo1976

2 жыл бұрын

🙇‍♀️ 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

@nupurmehra9053

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexMarsCreates22 I am sorry

Who all agrees she's the person who makes our day better by complimenting us and making us happy through her videos?😆

@jellyanya2140

2 жыл бұрын

Me, I can agree

@GreyMatterStew

2 жыл бұрын

Guaranteed to get likes. No one can resist.

@varshaanitha6741

2 жыл бұрын

Yep dude, you are always right my sis

@srushtiashoksagar1990

2 жыл бұрын

@@varshaanitha6741 ❤ thank you sistaaa

@srushtiashoksagar1990

2 жыл бұрын

@@jellyanya2140 😆

1:38 if I ever get a tattoo its gonna be something like this

I have Eeyore's tail on my ankle. It wasn't done as well as I wanted and I'm going to get it fixed eventually, but I love it.

4:44 That Is My All Time Favorite Meme ✨“The Dog Of Wisdom” ✨

she makes my days better since she compliments us in every way

I'm two sessions into a new tattoo that is going to take at least 2 or 3 more sessions (large) and I'm already getting lots of compliments on how crisp the lines are and how it looks amazing by people I don't really know (at work, out to dinner etc.) confident it wouldn't make this list :)

6:36 real terry moment (in the netflix show brroklyn 99 there is a character called terry who loves suspenders and since its one of the best series i felt the need to mention it)

I just got really sick at school, threw up a few times. As soon as I got home I turned on KallmeKris, and felt better quickly! Kris, you make me so happy and I'm always fired up for your new videos! Thank you for being such a kind, loving, and overall AWESOME person! Have a good day/night!

@Unknown-xw9rf

2 жыл бұрын

Feel better soon!

@you-cz5mq

2 жыл бұрын

Feel better soon 🥰

@localrancher4146

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you guys for all the support! I'm feeling a lot better today! I'm about to go ride my horse, so that says something! Have a great day/night!

@Unknown-xw9rf

2 жыл бұрын

@@localrancher4146 you too!

I promise this is a compliment: I can’t sleep at night sometimes, and kris’ videos are what help me fall asleep at night because she’s such a comfort person. I love you Kris! Thank youuu

@chaotic_household

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I'm watching this at 11:42 am . I love her vids

@katherinefoote4448

Жыл бұрын

Same I get nightmares because of my anxiety and her videos help a lot

I like how she puts 10/10 for not getting it but 1/10 to get it 😂😂

"Kris, you are pretty!" 😂

i believe in compliments that kris gives us at the very beginning of every single video supremacy, MISS MAAM, U COMPLETE MY DAY 💳💥💳💥💳💥

2:37 - Kris saying "is she... *insert adorable Kris mumbling here* ... blowing hiiiis ju-" me here thinking that it was a murderer who cut off the head of some poor victim.

@wittgrayson1690

Жыл бұрын

2:29 actually

ngl those lawn mower tatts I honestly found hilarious!!! I loved them!!

*Kris you are a queen like actuallyyyyy* *You lighten up my day*

It’s called “Wisdom dog” lol I had it stuck in my head for a week and kept responding to my friends like that ( 4:48 )

Kris NEVER fails to put a smile on my face. She is an amazing person and should be protected at all cost. Sidenote:one of her tags says KrisCollins, I actually grew up with a girl named Christy Collins, the absolute ONLY time my full first name, (Christiana), was ever used was at her house so we would know which Chrissie C. her mom was talking to 😂 2nd Side Note: I feel like I could be in this video as I have a tattoo in between my shoulder blades of two feminine eyes, (long dark eyelashes, the suggestion of eyeliner, etc.), one of them is open, the other closed; my best friend has the same thing in the same place. The only difference is the eyes on my back are hazel/green, (the color of my bff's eyes), and the eyes on her back are blue, (my eye color), and the symbolism/meaning behind them is that I'm always watching her back and she's always watching mine. We also have butterflies on the inside of our left wrists, but the body of the butterfly is a lavender ribbon, lavender is the blanket ribbon for all types of cancer.

@AmethystDraws.

2 жыл бұрын

Those are great tattoos tho!

@tianamariee6287

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmethystDraws. awww thanks, we both still love them and they're definitely conversation starters.

@AmethystDraws.

2 жыл бұрын

@@tianamariee6287 yea I bet they are, it would be cool to have a tattoo that goes with my best friend

@tianamariee6287

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmethystDraws. it really is and neither of them were planned ahead of time. Both times we were randomly driving by a tattoo shop and were just like f**k it, let's get matching tattoos 😂. They're even more special now cuz she lives like 5 hours away from me.

@Danversdiary

2 жыл бұрын

Why do these sound so beautiful though

It was the ''We can salvage it, just like my face" for me 😆🤣

Not even 30 seconds in and she has already made me smile. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE KZreadR KMK!

"That's like defacing property but it's your child" actually made me burst out laughing. So glad I stumbled on this channel, you are gosh darn hilarious

@janaethompsoncole712

Жыл бұрын

Love ur channel name✨😂

Thank you Kris for putting a smile on our face every week.🤗

@sahithiparvam974

2 жыл бұрын

@Boluga I know right

@sundrop3977

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

when it comes to native i love it

POV: you arent allowed to have tattoos in your country/religion but you just love watching kris react to horrible/funny tattoos

I just literally had the worst day of my life...needed some major laughs without a doubt....thank you very much Kris... really love you and your content...your making a change...please keep up the good work😌💜

@darkmessiah8792

Жыл бұрын

are you feeling better now?

I really needed some laughs, and Kris never fails to make that happen. Thanks so much, love you Kris!

@emmagrace1293

2 жыл бұрын

I love her so much. Did you notice how she thought the CK tattoo was Calvin Klein

@Raine_backrooms

Жыл бұрын

@@emmagrace1293 omg yeah that was hilarious

I have two tattoos, and one got damaged due to an allergic reaction. My tattoo artist had me using a cream twice a day after I got the tattoo and I found out in the worst way possible that I was very allergic to it. It’s scarred now and in a few years after the scar tissue finishes healing, I’ll get it repaired, but because it’ll be on scar tissue, it’s gonna HURT

I tattooed a heart on my ankle with pen ink when I was in the children's shelter as a foster child, and then later got a real, live tattoo artist to put an ICP hatchetman in the middle of it because I was dating a juggalo at like 19 and I wanted him to think I was cool. Now I'm just hoping to get the money to get it redone as a Sailor Moon compact type heart to cover the design with a Hermes wing attached to it.

I just love how in each video kris comes up with a new and creative way to make the vid more engaging and funny. Love you Kris!🥰😍

The duck in question at 2:54 was actually the goose from Untitled Goose Game (yes that's the real name of the game lol)

@murrayweir7273

2 жыл бұрын

I love UGG

7:31 all you need is cheese and you have summoned a demon named Yuga aoyama

Her reaction when the guy says which show he's talking about, is so cute lol

I’m pretty sure we can all agree that no matter what she does in a video she will always make our day better lol 😂 and if Kris becomes a News Presenter I would be watching the news 24/7 lol!

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

@JeffD92839

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris 4:50 is the dog JOE

@alexzoeyplayz5544

2 жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris hiiiii ahhhh I lava ur vidssss

Just as I finished the video, I noticed I was smiling the whole time. I think this alone describes how special you are Kris. Being able to make people genuinely happy is truly a gift. This is unfair tho. How can someone be pretty, funny, creative and have so many other talents at the same time? Love you☺️❤️

I was pooping💩 when Kris said (Kris): *You make my Palm swet when I look at you.* XD😂🤣.

One of my greatest joys is a collection of Eeyore coffee mugs I searched for during Disney visits. I use them every day.

can we take a second... shoot let's take a few hours to just appreciate how Kris makes our day that much better we love you forever Kris, please remember this cuz we love you more then you know girl

Again Kris's compliments always make ya feel better. Hope ya hand gets better soon Kris. I'm covered in tattoos mine are all pretty good at least

Really lovely that instant regret for judging too fast with the lawn-belly! :D

On the 5th tattoo, I’m choosing to believe it’s not a fail. It’s just a child’s drawing that a parent so lovingly got memorialized on their arm. Looking at it that way, it’s actually kind of cute 🥰 except for the overly pronounced chest. That’s a little uncomfortable lol.

I feel like Kris would be the kind of friend to hold your hair back while you throw up but also be gagging at the same time😂 love you Kris💙

12:20 ---- you are VERY pretty Kris!!!!! Flawless skin, beautiful cheekbones, stunning teeth/smile, and ofc your damn perfect hair!!! When you said you were a beautician, I was like Ah! that's why your hair is stunning!!!

@barrysballetcombos1

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol!

“ Damn Shawty ok”has me laughing so hard

the into made my day. keep at it kris

Me to myself: "parasocial relationships aren't healthy" Also me: "omg kris I love you 😍"

I have several tattoos (9) and am getting another. I have been trying to figure what to get and now I know what NOT to get LMAO!! No matter what kind of day I have had I know that you will always make me laugh!!! I have watched all of your videos multiple times!!! Thank you for all the great things you do and for the spirit lifting compliments!!! Love ya!!!

Fun fact about the croissant moon at 7:40 : in french we call crescent moon ‘’un croissant de lune’’. The joke work in both language and I love it

I have tats and I love most of these hahaha!!! Also because of this ad for Native I saw it in the store and got it and I am in love with it so much

0:15 Kris makes me happy every single day. Hope your hand heal quickly!!!

2:01 and that is what I like to call the Crack Fairy

@addieM

2 жыл бұрын

and his friend meth

Rainbow suspenders reminded me of Mork and Mindy so I saw that as a Robin Williams tattoo 🤣

By far… The BEST Kallmekris video intro I’ve seen yet! Wow, Kris you’ve really outdone yourself 😆

9:40 lol when I had cancer at 15, I was gonna get a guy weedwacking my scalp if I lost my hair.

1:32 "I am dead inside"

the flying dogs are literally my whole generation

Omg the Native project’s are AMAZING 🤩

favorite female ever, love watching you kris you’re always a joy

@kallmekris

2 жыл бұрын

❤️

I actually already use native! My mom had breast cancer and had to switch her deodorant to native because of how organic it is! I switched deodorants with her lol! ( ALSO I JUST WANNA BE CLEAR THAT SHE SURVIVED LOL )

I have had so much fun watching Kris. Also glad I can share my bad tattoo story for her to laugh at. Back in the day of tribal tattoos, I got a tattoo at an easyriders Show where the artist has a vision and I said go for it. She did not tell me she needed both days off the show to do it, and I had to work the second day, and couldn’t get it finished. Doesn’t sound too bad, right? For over 20 years, it has looked like I have a diagram of a uterus on my back. Some day I hope to get a cover up. Sigh

Kris: “ omg I love that 1/10”

Girl you never fail to compliment us you make me get butterflies x

Am I gonna watch a kallmekris video when I have to study for my exams? Hell yeah!

I don't know why, because this has never, ever happened before, but for some reason (Perhaps thinking about recent events) Kris called me attractive and I broke down in tears. Thank you for doing what you do KallMeKris

I look forward to these every few days. Kris is definitely my kind of humor! It’s nice being able to watch her genius for more than a couple minutes at a time! 🤣😂💛

I’ve been having some extremely bad days recently, I’ve been suicidal but this put a smile on my face. Thank you so mich for posting these amazing videos.

@batmangotham6186

2 жыл бұрын

Dude are you ok

@nymphetamineanonymous

2 жыл бұрын

Brennan... I'm going to take a guess and say you are on the younger side. You're going to have several miserable days in your life. Several. And I really truly hope it's not as serious as taking your own life. That's not a joke. Ending your own pain only creates more for your loved ones. Please consider finding someone to talk to professionally and finding a positive outlet or hobby to find happiness again. My prayers are with you buddy. You'll be okay, this too will pass. Love, light and healing KZread fam. ❤

@batmangotham6186

2 жыл бұрын

Stay strong dude we are with you , you have great life ahead

@brennantoth9224

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I am a teenager and I have am getting help and even if I deeply wanted to, I could not take my own life for that exact reason. I hate seeing my loved ones struggling. I would never joke about that kind of thing

@nymphetamineanonymous

2 жыл бұрын

@@brennantoth9224 I hope things start looking up for you soon. Keep your head up. ❤

The Dog of Wisdom tattoos are amazing

Happy new year everyone

SHE JUST KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY AND I LOVE HER FOR THAT

I love your videos kris, they always make me smile even when I’m having a bad day, please continue to make video like these. I was surprised that you didn’t get the “Bobby pin” one because that’s Bobby from king of the hill as a Bobby pin, it was actually really clever

The goose form untitled goose game stealing eeyore’s tail made my day

The News should be like this like making people laugh instead of making people fear for their future life

1:18 I believe March 4th was 10 days before covid started lol

@kalebfelts344

2 жыл бұрын

It was Friday March 13

You look absolutely gorgeous Kris!!! The video as usual lifted my mood. Thanks a lot Kris. Its the best❤

I like your "puke" impressions, they end me... 🤣🤣🤣

That red lipstick is EVERYTHING

When me and my ex-husband first got married we decided to get each other’s names tattooed on ourselves. I got his name tattooed on my shoulder but he got an H, just an H, for Heather but the way it shaped it’s also a Pisces symbol ♓️ and yes he is a Pisces. According to him the tattoo artist said it would be better in case we ever split up. He was right. Now I’m stuck with an abusive monsters name tattooed on my shoulder. Not to mention the guy did it so bad that it just kind of looks like a squiggly blob

@bluegirl278

2 жыл бұрын

@Heather McFarland I hope you’re able to get a nice cover up at some point.

@Kalisfuturewaifu

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluegirl278 i just hope they’re ok

@bluegirl278

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kalisfuturewaifu obviously that too, but a good coverup would probably be beneficial for their healing

@Kalisfuturewaifu

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluegirl278 👍🏻 just feels bad man. This is why no matter how much I love someone, I will never tattoo anything about them. I could tattoo an inside joke with my close friends, but never something about my partner.

@bluegirl278

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kalisfuturewaifu good idea 👍🏻