Fate worse than death:

@bhaswaraarizon5012

9 ай бұрын

as a God with a bamboo hat once said

@andregon4366

9 ай бұрын

I was going to say that.

@noelwym123

9 ай бұрын

Enough for Kruber to switch his allegiance from Talabecland to Bretonnia.

@apollomars1678

9 ай бұрын

expected them to feed hi......to feed him.......wa......warm.........be..........i cant say it.

@secondaryfront

9 ай бұрын

@@apollomars1678 BBBOOOOIIIILLLEEEDDD BEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!! Here! I said it!

the horrors of the warp do not compare to even a glimpse at stirland's food

@XYZ-eo8um

9 ай бұрын

And most of all... Their WARM BEER!

@DrogothWrath

9 ай бұрын

@@XYZ-eo8um Not just warm... it's BOILED beer!

The worst punishment one can be subjected to in all of the Empire, going to the detroit province, Stirland.

@user-pp2ek5rl3w

9 ай бұрын

You are going to Stirland

@Fisthammet

9 ай бұрын

I thought it was basically mississippi?

@Fire_Gaming64

9 ай бұрын

At least Detroit has food and drink that won’t immediately cripple your internal organs-

@discountplaguedoctor88

9 ай бұрын

No, Detroit wants NOTHING to do with Stirland.

@mk-ultraviolence1760

9 ай бұрын

@@Fisthammet Mississsippi has food you want to eat, you'll just regret eating it a week later when you are a 300+lb balloon

such a horrible punishment. Clearly without compare

The cruelest atrocities that take place in the Chaos Wastes pale in comparison to the judgement of the Elector Count of Talabecland.

@leowei771

9 ай бұрын

Man was considering executing him but the moment the cultist taunted him, his fate was sealed.

I love that Tarriff added the Stirland Old World Geographic link at the end there. Just in case anyone doesn’t get why this punishment is so terrible. BOILED BEER!

@Tarriff

9 ай бұрын

Boild Beer is just one mere example of why Stirland is the worst place in the Universe

@pisk0r

9 ай бұрын

I still don't get it 😅

@mister_dadstersays_hi7372

9 ай бұрын

@@pisk0r boiled beer, if you don't drink your beer cold there's something wrong up there, simple as.

@ServantofBaal

9 ай бұрын

​@@pisk0rAlso boiling beer removes the alcohol and turns it into a syrupy goop. Beer reductions should only be performed for cooking purposes, never to drink directly. Stirlanders are heretics for doing so

@zj871023

9 ай бұрын

​@@pisk0rare you from Stirland?

Just living in Tabacleland is an execution, the province never lasts more than 15 turns

@reidparker1848

Ай бұрын

15 weeks lmao. I hate that the Empire starts with like 3 Chaos factions running around, Skrag always destroys Karaz-a-Karak, and Morathi and N'kari wipe out Ulthuan. Lame. Makes every campaign the same: no allies.

Talabecland: "You either behave, or we send you to Sitrland. The choice is yours."

@Xelatheshep

9 ай бұрын

Stirland is the Brazil of the Warhammer world. Don't try changing my mind, you know I'm right.

I can imagine a judge in Talabecland be like. "You can choose between death. Or exile to Stirland. What do you choose?" "I prefer death Judge." he speaks in desperation. "Alright. Death to Stirland. Ready the boat!"

@2Tiny_Ant

8 ай бұрын

Poor bastard.... no one deserves such a cruel fate

@KalashVodka175

Ай бұрын

« Death… by Stirland! »

Damn, i thought capital punishment is already bad in Warhammer Fantasy world. Turns out, there's even a crueler punishment than that.

Not even a full second making landfall, Smelly Stirlander: "Hi! Wuld u like a fishhead pie? Snaggle-toothed Stirlander: "Or a boiled beer!!!!!" Inbred Stirlander: "Wanna marry me goat?" *May Sigmar have mercy on this misguided, unfortunate soul...* 🤣🤣

If you listen closely, you can hear the beer being boiled.

Existence of Stirlands makes me reconsidering if the Dark Gods and Vampires are really such a big threat to the mankind :(

@Xelatheshep

9 ай бұрын

When the end times happened Stirland was the last place left, as in the chaos gods didn't touch it at all. That's how bad Stirland is. They went for Sylvania and the Moorland, but Stirland no they left it there.

@13g0man

9 ай бұрын

When all the world is consumed by Chaos, there is only Stirland. Because even the Chaos Gods have standards.

@reidparker1848

Ай бұрын

Storm of Chaos/Sigmar's Heirs is the true Warhammer timeline, End Times/AdditionofSpacemarines is the nuHammer retconned nonsense. No Fantasy fan follows that garbage that Kirby had made after the threw out Rick Priestly and decided to have Chaos win so he could end the setting and focus on 40K.

Stirland is the true cause of the end times. After countless ages had passed the gods realised that nothing could fix a world that included stirland, noping out of the whole thing into Age of Sigmar.

@realmoftheouroboros8313

9 ай бұрын

to bad AoS was cooked by Stirlanders

@diogoteixeira4950

9 ай бұрын

The Chaos Gods are true heroes. They destroyed the World so Stirland would be no more

@reidparker1848

Ай бұрын

End Times/AdditionofSpacemarines is Kirby's nuHammer, not Warhammer. Storm of Chaos/Sigmar's Heirs is the true timeline, not that retconned grimdark character-assassinating nonsense.

@reidparker1848

Ай бұрын

​@@realmoftheouroboros8313 The Age of Sigmar was 2500 years before the current time, I don't know what you guys are talking about lol.

Sure feels like a throwback to Kentucky Fried Movie's Fistful of Yen skit and its "Take him to Detroit" -scene

You know what they say about being a chaos spawn? At least you are not a stritlander!

The moment I saw Empire I knew that the punishment would be Stirland. Belakor was sent to Stirland for a day and it broke him harder than the Chaos Gods' GDI orbital laser cannon.

Not even Nurgle would dare touch Stirland cuisines

"Will you sentence me to death now, lap dog of the false Emperor?" "No, I sentence you to live..." "Oh." "...in Stirland." "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

And they say chaos is evil

Even the witch hunter guilds disapprove of such barbaric methods. A fate worse than death

Even Slaanesh cant enjoy that place

I still believe that the best way CA can fix the Empire in the coming dlc patch is by moving Stirland into the center of the realm of chaos and just leaving a crater in its place.

Legends say that Stirland is more fearsome place than the Advisor if you possess any kind of god blood.

I wonder if Slaanesh would take somekind of very fucked pleasure in Stirland. Like guys from Hellraiser.

@Tarriff

9 ай бұрын

even the Chaos Gods avoid Stirland

"I have already suffered so many terrible things that you cannot even imagine." So you've been up and down the various Chaos Siege Towers then, have you?

Some say Stirland's food doesn't have an expiring date for even Nurgle is disgusted by it.

Choosing between stirland and talebecland is choosing to be force hentaied by either a vampire and her zombies or a buxom tree and her Irish/Romanians

@reidparker1848

Ай бұрын

Sexy dryad, hnnnn

"Drinking some juice" a horrible fate worst than death....... *stirland*

The reason Nagash and Malekith don't send their enemies to Stirland is because even they have limits.

Looks like we found a valid replacement for the death penalty.

*Laughter of the Changeling intensifies *

"Hello, welcome to Stirland! Have some boiled beer!"

As Fate demands! Of course,now the Changeling has to figure out how to get the hell out of Stirland as well.

Heretic: Nooo plz! noo! i love SIGMAR ! ta'l! myrmidia! ULRIC!!! PLZ ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

B O I L E D B E E R

No wonder no one was displeased by the disappearance of Count Feuerbach, the punishments he decreed were so cruel that petty criminals from Talabecland registered in Hochland to ask to be repatriated and punished with tar and feathers.

Not even Nurgle wants to visit Stirland. He claims no ownership over any plagues or diseases that break out there. Thanks for the video.

Wow didn't even break it to him slowly.

For outsiders this may seem to be unnessesary cruel but it has to be done to keep the order.

Welcome to Stirland!

Even Solkan would call it an exceptionally cruel punishment.

Poor guy, they will force feed him boiled beer.

Archaon: I fear nothing…but, that thing *points to Stirland* that scares me!

Well he fucked around and found out.

Are you a wizard? Because I rewarched this scene yesterday and thought to myself „Tariff would make this scene sooo hilarious. I wonder where he would send the poor sod.”

@lucasbeck1391

9 ай бұрын

What is this from?

I already knew this was gonna be about Stirland when i read, “Worst punishment in the Empire”.

The imperial version of "You're going to Brazil", except it's warhammer so everything have to be exaggerated and worse !

To the Green Hill Inn thy shall go.... Served the Boiled Beer thy shall be

He get to enjoy the local beer stew .

Stirlanders put the hosiptal in hospitality

have mercy on the poor chaos cultist stirland is worse than chaos wastes

... Feed him... with Stirland food!

Even Skaven suffering from the black hunger, would never eat a Stirlander or anything from Stirland.

It’ll be a happy surprise for him when he realises that the ruler or Stirland is actually the Changeling! 😊

Holy shit. A Kentucky Fried Movie reference

Stirland, the Detroit of Warhammer

You would rather cross the river styx than the river stir

Stirland, the penal land that makes Australia looking like a national park when compared to

ur hatred toward stirland is legendary

Do not visit Stirland! I repeat do not visit Stirland! Why? ...Boiled Beer.🤢

Just throw me into Karak Eight Peaks, the Chaos Wastes, Albion! Just not ... Stirland...

Cruel and (un)usual punishment.

Indeed, worst punishment ever.

I fear no man. But that thing... (looks at boiling beer) *It scares me.*

Hey now Balthasar has some new population coming in finally!

@Tarriff

9 ай бұрын

That's Solland

The soldier on the preview looks straight outta biggus dickus monthy python sketch, I thought that was going to be the video lol

Chaos Schmuck: "I fear nothing." Elector Count: "Send him to Stirland." Chaos Schmuck: *"NO, NO, NO, NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! LET ME STAY IN YOUR PRISON HERE! I WILL BE A GOOD BOY!"*

What would you rather? Push Greasus' cart, carry Ku'gath's chair, be Boris Ursus, and fight Boris Todbringer as a Skaven Or Stay in Stirland for a night

Prepare the boiled beer.

When chaos swept through the world, skaven boiled from the sewers and beastmen emerged from every forest, there was one place that remained unmarred. As the shining elven towers crumbled, the great armies of the lizardmen faltered, and the Empires of man ran low on bullets, Stirland alone remained. Not as a shining beacon of humanity, but rather as a place so depraved even The Great Horned Rat didn't dare touch it.

Even Dark Gods don't approve this kind of cruelty.

give this man some boiled beer!

It is rumored even the Greatest servant of dark god afraid such a punishment. Because they will die without emotion hence they can't even send their energy back to the great four.......

Ah yes. The Detroit of the old world.

'NOOOO please their rustic stew is said to be inadequately seasoned!!'

Ahhh.. the Empire's Detroit.

This is the only thing you need to see to understand Stirland.

. . . Even I think that’s a bit much

A Kentucky Fried Movie, I think I gotta dig the dvd up again

Warhammer 40K version is Take him to Catachan.

That guy looked like Mannfred von Carstein.

Hehehe, Deus Taal!

Still better then having Morathi as a mom. Or being archaon.

What separates the men from the animals? The River Stir

Boiled beer incoming

Been a while since I've seen one of these Stirland jokes. Don't ask me how I pulled that off, ok?

boiled beer and fish head pie for the heretic!

Stirland should have been the ideal prison for all criminals in The Empire to be sent there.

Let me tell you about a horrible man. Constant Drachenfels, the Great Enchanter. A man who lived before the the Great Catastrophe that the forces of Chaos came through the polar gates. An ancient undead being who drained the life from others to prolong his own, using their rotting corpses to create new bodies for himself. Out of boredom, Drachenfels sentout massive armies to kill and torture everything in their paths, enslaving the souls of his victims to torture forever. Feigning repentance at one point, Drachenfels hosted a lavish feast for the Empire's nobles, only to paralyze them, torture their children to death and leave them to starve overlooking the feast. Returning to life later, Drachenfels possesses the lead actor of a play based on his defeat, slaughtering most in attendance before plotting to raze the empire, kill all he sees and harvest their souls for power and fun. He was later killed by the vampire Genevieve Dieudonné and her husband Detlef Sierck. Unfortunately he did not stay dead. He was quite possibly the evilest being the Warhammer world had ever seen. And even he wouldn’t be so cruel as to send someone to Stirland.

Dear gods

If Sigmar didn't want them going to Chaos, why does he let Stirland exist with its BOILED BEER?

@13g0man

9 ай бұрын

Because they need to know that there is a worse punishment than anything that Chaos can imagine. Stay loyal to Sigmar, or stay in Stirland.

Not even the dark gods would dare step foot in stirland

I figured they would've fed him to the Demigryphs.

poor guy ...

This truly cruel and inhumane punishment!

Mercy!

There are things there that make Nurgle nauseous.🤮

Even workshipper of the chaos gods still fear the Stirland's corruption.

And here I was thinking that he would her f@ked by bears or something