Ah yes. You know you find a quality map when the pattern makes no sense and not a single block is following the beat XD

@pingugonootnoot-2285

3 жыл бұрын

The main anime man himself

@evalbyplay

3 жыл бұрын

Fgv

@tireddog888

3 жыл бұрын

Fnf be like:

@Maybe_a_boxer

3 жыл бұрын

@Yoshikage Kira za warudo

@GirlGamer867

3 жыл бұрын

Was going to say this but you beat me too it. There's literally no rhyme or reason for the blocks in their timing and placement.

This map looks like it was designed to play as badly as possible...

@prod_dv

3 жыл бұрын

aka, beat sage

@NStripleseven

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa

@corrupt558

3 жыл бұрын

@Rogue 915 I wish that was true

@FBI-bu4fx

3 жыл бұрын

this is better then beat sage lol

@edis0088

3 жыл бұрын

Yes i agree

My eyes hurt after watching this.

@ubbles5174

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm this lol.

@a_fine_boi5677

3 жыл бұрын

i had a seizure, headache, epilepsy, cancer, HIV, blindness and died

@a_fine_boi5677

3 жыл бұрын

@@icloax3065 yah

@TheCosmicOverlox

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@kingawesome5219

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t even play beat saber and this hurts

The people who beat this map: "I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

@epicbaseballchamp8944

3 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES!

I am more worried about the people who actually BEAT THIS THING

@truck-sama6195

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats

@lettal1589

3 жыл бұрын

Half of them are in the top 50(scoresaber) so not surprising

@pixlshock

3 жыл бұрын

patterns like these don't phase Duh lol

@ninjarmadillo1

3 жыл бұрын

How did you send this 18 hours ago when it was released 3 hours ago? Lul

@aiden6350

3 жыл бұрын

You commented before video was uploaded?!

well this is a big difference from the last vid from cute ghosts to making my brain hurt

me watching someone play a hard beat saber level: "that looks easy" me playing any beat saber level: *misses everthing*

@traderjoe5872

3 жыл бұрын

It's the complete opposite for me. Everything looks hard but it's a lot easier for me once I get into it.

@NotTured

3 жыл бұрын

@@traderjoe5872 idk but sometimes yes but sometimes no because i dont have a computer so when i go to mall that has beat saber in it so i play it and uhhh the screen is looking bad i feel like i am hitting them but i am not and so much to say but when watching video on it its 1080p so its looking very nice and high details

@fitmotheyap

3 жыл бұрын

Me: i don't even have a vr.. why is there no VR here anyway

@scribblecloud

2 жыл бұрын

its the other way around for me lol

If I play this I might die from moving my hand off beat

@kremitthegorilla914

3 жыл бұрын

If you play this you’ll die for playing ON beat

Nobody: Some random kid: I'm 11 and I FC'd this first try

@eskimo5973

3 жыл бұрын

thats me!

@probablynotviolet

3 жыл бұрын

@@eskimo5973 mhm sure

@ExistsYT

3 жыл бұрын

most i could do is exit this earths atmosphere on expert as an 11 yo saying this

@eskimo5973

3 жыл бұрын

@@probablynotviolet watch my vids lol

@eskimo5973

3 жыл бұрын

@@probablynotviolet watch the one called this song is harder than ghost!!

This is the “oh no” map but less intentional looking

What about playing the best Beat Saber level ever ? *Airborne Robots*

@omzitakmispulin7384

3 жыл бұрын

:-O

@chasestickler4396

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssssss

@DWilliams

3 жыл бұрын

# Airborne Robots

@c4rs0n76

3 жыл бұрын

Bot again

@creepingtriangle

3 жыл бұрын

Really

As a level designer this brought me so much pain i cried a single tear

This seems like a map that is easier when you play with your sound on mute.

This is how it feels to playtest vanesAHOJ maps

@Rith91

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@gnaeung1658

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, are you wrong?

@Plasmy271

3 жыл бұрын

O w. You really had to go for the kill there Tommy

@PopcornIsTasty

3 жыл бұрын

Not to be rude but... what is playest

@Plasmy271

3 жыл бұрын

@@PopcornIsTasty they meant play test. Meaning to test beatsaber maps before it's out

“It’s not bad it’s just tech”

@TFRecon_

3 жыл бұрын

hello udon

@udon422

3 жыл бұрын

@@TFRecon_ helo

@anscpguard8508

3 жыл бұрын

No it bad

@imcooliguess5759

3 жыл бұрын

@@anscpguard8508 no it’s just tech

@kagexz9943

3 жыл бұрын

@@anscpguard8508 look up beat saber tech maps

This dude made a map with like 15 different rhythms playing in his head and was fueled entirely by ketamine

This is the equivalent of my brain trying to find out what y equals and then somehow make a graph Hello cat cult XD

@Pixelat1on

3 жыл бұрын

s a m e

@thearbiter1544

3 жыл бұрын

@@icloax3065 yeah pretty much

@teraspeXt

3 жыл бұрын

casually breaks the cat cult

@thearbiter1544

3 жыл бұрын

@@teraspeXt cat pfp next animal name then someone normal

@nikobabinski779

3 жыл бұрын

Can I join the cat cult?

I think map should be called "deception", due it's nature of looking easy but a real hell-like brain rattling experience.

@ananimoselty2234

3 жыл бұрын

Even watching this is a hell-like brain rattling experience

@plebao51

3 жыл бұрын

mate, tbh ima put it simply. the map is incrediblyly difficult and chaotic and unorganised needing to know the map before hand to finish it. imo it tries to hard to be one of those mega expert plus levels.

This was just hilarious to me. idk y There is no chance this isn't a troll

This feels like somebody tried to create a Rubik’s cube for the first time even though they’ve never seen one so each square is either a triangle or a circle and the colors were chosen by an alien.

me: casually watching tempex's vid also me: *clicks on this vid* also also me after watching 30 secs: waht da fuk

That one dislike is the person who made the map lol

@nitrogaming184

3 жыл бұрын

4 now

@Zealoqz

3 жыл бұрын

@@nitrogaming184 on alts

@corrupt558

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I actually enjoyed it, even I take the piss on this map

@pogpogger9497

Жыл бұрын

86

there are way too many levels like this... *too many*

the pain of hearing the amazing delfino plaza theme and seeing this mess of a map pains me to no end

When Tempex has to play a level on no fail you know it’s hard

@williamsmith6921

3 жыл бұрын

idk calling this map hard is like calling the dial up sound map hard, hard implies that it is a challenge but is fair and beatable, not just random block spam

After what I have see from Beat Saber, I didn’t think it was possible to make a bad level!

This map is like the feeling when you're carrying a bunch of stuff and you can feel some things starting to slip out of your hands but you know you're almost at where you need to set them down.

man I've been subscribed to you for over a year and a half and never been disappointed in your videos - keep it up man it the best 😁

This man is like the council of beat saber if he says it's bad it's going to be a 10 on the yikes scale

Ngl if I tried to make a map it’d be like this

This map is the Beatsaber Equivalent of the Mona Lisa. True artwork ahead of its time.

Dang almost almost to 1 million Hope you can reach it soon

“This is my friend Justin... He’s taken... And he is CRACKED at Fortnite my guy”

THAT GUY STOLE MY MAPPING STYLE!!!

@shark20069

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: you haven't mapped anything

This is more like an inside look of the brain during a panic attack to the tune of Delfina plaza

I have mapped a few songs. There is one in particular that I'm a tad ashamed of. I plan on remaking it soon. But seeing this? This has made me feel a little better.

How are these comments here so fast

@spaceyboiis

3 жыл бұрын

don't question anything

Posted: 3 Mins ago Comments: 6-15 hours KZread b r o k y

@BrokeKibblez

3 жыл бұрын

6-15 hours

You make awesome vids nice quality funny streams and also your almost at 1m subs congrats

People who play on normal: Hey I know this one

New geometry dash players creating a level be like:

Wdg be like “ just a warmup” Thanks for making this amazing video Tempex

i just recently got into mapping and, while time consuming, its super fun!

I was not expecting isle delfino but here we are. Downloading this now lol.

Gosh! Keep slicing those boxes like that and you are heading straight to a professional chef!

This song gives me nostalgia. This is the Delfino Plaza background song from Super Mario Sunshine. I used to play it as a kid and I still have it today

Watching you play that map made me want to cry-

I like the wiggles to hit the dot notes

I felt like I was having a stroke just watching that... ow my ehad

My ears are happy but my eyes are screaming.

hey you uploaded this on my birthday

The song is Delfino Plaza. I hear it when playing Mario kart

Almost at one mill wooooooo keep up the good work trying to make my own channel doing beat Saber I look up to you thx for inspiring me

this is the future of beat saber, be prepared

There's always that one egg in the carton.

SOO CLOSE TO 1MILLION SUBS! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

The person that got 88 percent was an octopus and found a way to mod in 8 controllers

some basic general guidelines to beat saber mapping - keep double hits to a minimum ❌ - use dots sparingly when appropriate ❌ - keep the notes on beat ❌ - don't require a person to cross their arms to the opposite furthest points on the map for long periods of time ❌ - don't position notes in a way that the next notes are obscured from vision ❌ This map seems like it is literally designed to have as little flow as possible, it must be some elaborate troll. an autogen has more thought and quality put into it

@RetrX1

3 жыл бұрын

Dots can be used a lot so I see no problem with those

I want to know the guy who took the time to actually make this map and go "Yeah this will work"

Either this level is making my eyes hurt or its most likely I'm tired af

I love how right at the start you can see a cursed red note and bomb in the distance lmao

if beat saber had a "fuck you" difficulty

My theory is that it was just a quick map and fun to make that was mostly experimentation that they published for the lols of seeing people try to get good scores on it

With every hit i can feel the pain of my shoulders being dislocated. *unless you don’t get that feeling when you play beat saber.*

0:53 the note at the bottom is so true.

You are amazing please don’t say you are bad. Keep going and never stop -me, now

g o d i remember playing this a couple years ago, i never even bothered to try it after the first two attempts

"I thought I was really bad at the game. I mean I am--" *RECORD SCRATCH* I know he did not just-- I will jump through this screen. Don't even.

This actually looks pretty fun lol Imma try that out

I’ve started playing beat saber recently and I just about started crying at the thought of trying this.

Theres always one map that's turns from strategic swinging to arm flailing

Tempex: I am bad at the game Me:how bad does that make me?

at first i thought "it couldn't be that bad" shortly after i had a seizure

@modder853

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but it is possible you can get elipisy

Looks like I would break my arms playing this

wasn't even thinking of RCttS, Beat Saber on Expert + haunts my nightmares

What the hell is this Block Placement, my ... m ...O H GOD MY BRAIN

Every beat is synced up perfectly

I couldn't stop laughing while watching you play this map

This map looks cursed too cursed

Im a casual quest 2 player and im on hard - semi expert level and i just wanna say props to you. I struggle with 100$ bills on expert just because they are a tiny bit fast than i like, but otherwise i can make it through.

Tempex:I am bad Me:bruh you move your arms and hands so fast whiplash is jealous

Oh no, you did the unspoken. You have summoned the challenge map warriors from CC for another round....

Sounds like a cross between a game and a few meme and movie/series soundtracks

Congrats on 1million

Teacher: the test isnt that confusing The test:

Me: I want to have them community maps! Mom: We have community maps at home. Community maps at home: 1:58

your sabers be looking like when i spiral spaghetti up my fork

It seems so hard , congrats Tempex !

@lampslight9925

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think you know that he put no fail on

@Nicolas-tf7ni

3 жыл бұрын

@@lampslight9925 I know but its still a good play

Not sure if you did this one but, can you do I fell It Coming by The Weekend and Daft Punk?

This tech map was WILD

the map is quite the experience

This reminds me of the map in the Quest 2 ad lol

i just relised this was posted on my birthday

I will never be able to hear this song the same way again...

Since the beat saver map ID is just three letters long this map is very likely from 2018.

This looks like the map in the beatsaber quest 2 ad.

This map confuses my brain it is a timeless classic that we may never be ready to handle

That looks very... VERY painful

Teacher: the test is not that hard The test:

I realy wish tempex would like this I would freak out