“Top 3 worst movies of 2020” 1. Cuties 2. Cuties again 3. Cuties once again

@dogg1972

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot to add Cuties

@sodawx

3 жыл бұрын

YOU FORGOT *CUTIES*

@AnimaChora

3 жыл бұрын

You mispronounced "Top 3 worst movies of Ever"

@solidhutyr1815

3 жыл бұрын

Where is cuties

@lockerbuddy2039

3 жыл бұрын

Top worst movies of all time

For those asking what his credibility on judging movies is, stop. He’s the guy who carried the entire hunger games series

@JohnPerry27

3 жыл бұрын

And earned his way to become a beloved part of the Killer Bean Franchised.

@haderacho3918

3 жыл бұрын

this isn't wrong

@SamO-cn8rg

3 жыл бұрын

exactly Charlie is the one and only reliable person to judge movies

@LaFlaneuse0

3 жыл бұрын

Unbelievably under-rated actor.

@arkt1cace636

3 жыл бұрын

wait he was in hunger games?

Cuties' director logic : "I killed this man to show you why killing is bad."

@rox1419

3 жыл бұрын

We wanted to show how bad drunk driving is, so we filmed ourselves driving drunk for 2 hours and called it a movie

@chefmonque311

3 жыл бұрын

@@rox1419 We wanted to show how bad racial genocide is, so we filmed ourselves murdering an entire race for 2 hours and called it a movie

@Trangtruong-tx5bx

3 жыл бұрын

@@chefmonque311 hi

@Trangtruong-tx5bx

3 жыл бұрын

I made watchdog legion thingy to show you why making bad games is bad.

@big_daddy_joey2358

3 жыл бұрын

I havnt paid my taxes since 2002 to show u how bad tax fraud is (true story)

Friendly reminder that netflix got rid of spider verse and beast wars, but you can still watch cuties as many times as you want.

@nf-ku9ns

3 жыл бұрын

Netflix doesnt really remove its originals but with the amount of hate the movie got im suprised they didnt remove it

@erikfinkel2717

3 жыл бұрын

They had beast wars, never knew... sad

@kerradical5422

3 жыл бұрын

WHYMST DID THEY REMOVETH MY BOI SPOIDERVOISE

@samanthachevez1693

3 жыл бұрын

@@kerradical5422 I think they removed it so that it could go to disney+ (edit: Sony owns Spiderman so this could be very wrong)

@kerradical5422

3 жыл бұрын

@@samanthachevez1693 oh that'd be cool I hope so

I actually forgot cuties existed, i think my brain just can’t handle the fact that such a movie exists

@hainzofelps626

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@doingpushupseverydayuntil2108

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh I wouldn't mind a lobotomy if it means I forget about that shit

@standinonstilts

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@g_ant343

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Horvath excuse me

@jollygoodlad3446

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was you. I so wish I was you.

“How can it get worse than Artemis Fowl?” *realizes*

@complimentbot7015

3 жыл бұрын

Great comment!

@carmonta1616

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i totally forgot about cuties but as soon as he said it i was like yeap, nevermind that would be the worst movie all year.

@riskyy2657

3 жыл бұрын

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@Driver-Nephi

3 жыл бұрын

God I'm starting to hate these bots with their links

@theartistknownas9910

3 жыл бұрын

I watched Artemis Fowl and I can vouch that the movie makes no sense

Real talk. The idea based on spreading awareness of hyper sexualizing children carried potential to be a successful documentary/doc-series that consisted of real cases, criminals behind bars and stories from people who have actually suffered from this. Cuties fucked up by romanticizing it.

@Sarcastitonea

3 жыл бұрын

Someone didn't watch the movie. No part of cuties is the viewer supposed to be glad the things are happening. If you thought cuties is romantic then consider reevaluating how you see children.

@Deid

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarcastitonea ok consoomer

@SebbyIsYummy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarcastitonea dude the movie is just disgusting, it doesnt matter what the messaging is.

@CausticPyro

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarcastitonea You say that like it's impossible to judge this without watching it. I'm pretty sure that since your sane you know it's bad, the p3dos just enjoyed the movie I'm sure. Going off of what the guy said(which personally reminds me of that "How to catch a predator" show) there wasn't enough enforcing that it's terrible in the movie.(never watched or going to watch it)

@bellcross9985

3 жыл бұрын

@@CausticPyro it's like saying being a cannibal is not wrong until you haven't eaten human meat.

The thing about “Cuties” is that there is no way the adults that wrote and shot that didn’t know what they were doing. They knew they were sexualizing kids and everyone responsible for that movie is sick.

@twydog269

3 жыл бұрын

Perfectly put

@Baell1

3 жыл бұрын

Most of the people that gave it a 10/10 probably used it as a jerk off material, these "reviewers" and "journalists" make me sick

@NASkeywest

3 жыл бұрын

@@twydog269 yea, just imagine what the kids had to do to be casted in the movie.

@kalidmohammed5115

3 жыл бұрын

I've never actually watched the movie but it sounds absolutely horrible and sickening.

@TheBlazersfan22

3 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine the cuties director being like the south park security guy watching the cameras.

Artemis Fowl is like when kids tried to explain their dreams

@athing18

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis Foul

@schlumpy982

3 жыл бұрын

@@athing18 welcome to comedy.com

@jacobspeedrunchannel1893

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis fowl was such a good book, I hate the movie that they made :(

@Samantha2209

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like when /I/ try to explain my dreams!! Lol

@dirtydeeds4free553

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobspeedrunchannel1893 yea, coffer was a decent writer too. Sad times. Didnt like then last book tho ngl, changed themes hard and the ending was... Just no, nothing like the world building the other had

Cuties: A movie criticizing the sexualization of kids Also Cuties: Sexualizes kids

@fedmcfederalson

3 жыл бұрын

your honor. i may have killed that man, but i did it as a critique of how bad murder is

@darrelsam419

3 жыл бұрын

The director of cuties claiming her movie was made to criticize sexualization of kids is like if someone sexually assulted and murdered a bunch of people for a movie while claiming the movie was supposed to show that sexual assult and murder is bad.

@plsdontdoxme2644

3 жыл бұрын

cuties is a movie for the true intellectuals of this beloved planet, young one please try to understand the potential of cuties and the true massage

@jeremylamarre5979

3 жыл бұрын

Pls don’t dox me true massage

@cadelittle7365

3 жыл бұрын

@@plsdontdoxme2644 please find a therapist

I still cannot fucking fathom that a group of people really came together and were like “yeah I see no issues here” and pumped out Cuties

@CarloNassar

3 жыл бұрын

They must've been really lazy.

@jackross8075

2 жыл бұрын

I've never seen the movie, just heard about it. But what's anybody really doing about it to stop it? Saying "It's disgusting" doesn't change that it was allowed to be made or that services are still hosting it. It's like the director made the most disgusting, disliked piece of media in the world, and yet it's still out there. It makes everyone seem so impotent with their vitriol.

@randomweinerhole1649

2 жыл бұрын

They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing

I wouldn’t be surprised if “cuties” is still on Netflix to this day lol

@riverfuture

3 жыл бұрын

I just checked it is

@starboots2725

3 жыл бұрын

@@riverfuture bruh

@bigtastebigboy9084

3 жыл бұрын

@@riverfuture that’s just sad

@nateh1456

3 жыл бұрын

@Yeet Machine to be fair, into the spiderverse and Avatar are both on there

@lux_salty4487

3 жыл бұрын

It is

the way he explains artemis fowl sounds like a guy trying to explain a weird dream he had

@masonharner9714

3 жыл бұрын

That's just Artemis Fowl

@mervunit

3 жыл бұрын

I still don't understand anything about it either

@bluesoldier6645

3 жыл бұрын

When did it come out, I never saw any trailers for it

@blobfish7109

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I read the first book and I still understood nothing.

@vividandlucid

3 жыл бұрын

It really sounded like he just made it up on the spot, how do you even write a plot like that

Making a film like Cuties would be like making a film that criticises serial killing, and you actually killed the actors in the scene to make it more realistic.

@Tak-E

3 жыл бұрын

I’d watch it

@isnortashes3737

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tak-E anything but cuties

@polskillz

3 жыл бұрын

Basically a snuff film

@themadladorian4364

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, the Joker film doesn't glorify serial killers but still shows the protagonist killing 5 people. That's not what the problem is and what caused such controversy. Is there a film that criticizes something and doesn't show any examples ?

@lukkkasz323

3 жыл бұрын

@@themadladorian4364 except fake serial killers are legal, pedophilia is illegal and disgusting even for acting, because there is no way to show it in a less fucked up way.

Conclusion: if cuties didn't exist there would probably be another Disney movie, because imagine a good disney movie after 2019

@MrNotaracist93

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a good Disney movie after 1998

@muhyuhnk

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrNotaracist93 Togo is a pretty good movie tho

@jeffberkley3463

3 жыл бұрын

The one and only Ivan movie came out this year. That wasn’t great but it’s watchable at least

@chasehorton426

3 жыл бұрын

Onward was really good

@snil4

3 жыл бұрын

The 3d animations we're mostly good: moana, zootopia, big hero 6, wreck it ralph, tangled, and then they started the whole live action fuckery because money is more important than quality for our favorite corporations.

“It’s insulting to anyone who even likes movies” 10+ years and the mans still got it.

"Cuties is bad" "People die when they are killed"

@MtnDew4828

3 жыл бұрын

hey fbi did you kill the person that made cuties

@Someweebwithinternetaccess

3 жыл бұрын

The sun is made out of sun

@riskyy2657

3 жыл бұрын

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@samualhayden4462

3 жыл бұрын

@@riskyy2657 shut up

@AgentAnime95

3 жыл бұрын

It's the spine. It's like, the backbone.

#1 - Jiu Jitsu

@jordanphoenix1255

3 жыл бұрын

Nice seeing you here, love the content btw

@massihw.7146

3 жыл бұрын

Jiu jitsu is 2020’s best movie you’re thinking of the wrong list

@EdwardKing07

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Hi Elvis!

@mrman6035

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Elvis The Alien 👋

@koimeme

3 жыл бұрын

Just fucking do peaple ruin undertale

Now the movie of Artemis Fowl sucks. But as someone who grew up reading the series, Artemis saying "you can't come in" working is part of the lore. Fairies cannot enter human residences or else they will lose their magic a little bit, become nauseous, and if they continuously do it they lose their magic entirely. Basically the fairies are bound to magical laws that is like a contract; you follow them, you get magic. The problem is that this sort of thing was never introduced to the movie. A good place to put this exposition would be Mulch explaining that he can't use magic because he broke the magical laws too many times, mostly breaking into houses. Unfortunately that would require the movie to explain some detail within the great setting, which Disney seems to think is too boring for viewers, so instead, let's watch Mulch horrifically unhinge his jaw! Oh wow, look at the pretty CGI of the time stop!

@stoneoflight6685

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to say all this but figured someone beat me to it.

@tiazoh

3 жыл бұрын

@@stoneoflight6685 Yeah. The Artemis Fowl series is what got me into reading as a kid. I really like it and was so happy to see that it was getting a movie, and was so angry to see the movie.

@kaidengraham9729

3 жыл бұрын

@@tiazoh yes I’ve read the books as well and the movie was complete shit, I didn’t even recognize what the fuck was going on it was such a big confusing ass fucked up piece of shit movie. Almost an insult to the people that have read the series.

@joseinigocruz8002

3 жыл бұрын

tl;dr

@Rangeofranges

3 жыл бұрын

I loved the books as a kid, it’s a shame they couldn’t do it justice

Whoever made cuties took master oogways advice too literally

@VeNoMziV

3 жыл бұрын

Pla explain, whats the quote? We talking kung fu panda?

@drippy269

3 жыл бұрын

@@VeNoMziV "There are no accidents" - Master Oogway

@xenturionthecrusader281

2 жыл бұрын

Monke.

The Artemis Fowl movie absolutely butchered it. The whole point of the Artemis Fowl IP is that the protagonist is not a "good guy". Being Disney, they cut all his murder scenes. Anyone else remember from the books when he poisons a fairy to get them to give him a book, then kills them anyway? Yeah, course they cut that out.

@thanospatrick9093

3 жыл бұрын

Now watching a kid killing a bunch of fairies and people in order to get some treasure in a movie series is something I would love to watch

@lux0rd01

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't kill that fairy with the book he gave it the antidote but it also was mixed with something to wipe it's memory.

@1caff138

3 жыл бұрын

@Lincoln Trujillo that sounds badass

@samuellinn

3 жыл бұрын

Wait didn't he only wipe his memory not kill it?

@JustMeYaSee

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuellinn Can't remember him actually killing a lot of people/fairies. But he sure as hell started out as the bad guy. He even becomes more of a "hero" later in the series, then decides to betray everyone again hen it matters more to him. The books were super fucking cool when I was 12-14.

A Turtle doesn't approve these movies.

@SigmundOrthodoxy

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@thatblast

3 жыл бұрын

My turtle homie you better use "approve" instead of "approves"

@notculzbutnormalkid3219

3 жыл бұрын

@Blu3balled rebel

@epiczizzle

3 жыл бұрын

Hello again

@tsaminaminaehehwakawakaehe5191

3 жыл бұрын

i dont either

How did Mulan get a 72% on Rotten Tomatoes? I swear Disney pays out their ass for critics to write good reviews for movies.

@thisisfeedy5919

2 жыл бұрын

Money

@brenen9065

2 жыл бұрын

the fact that Mulan is lower than Cuties is very concerning

Cuties: the worst that is, the worst that was, the worst that it ever will be.

@ivannilin1595

3 жыл бұрын

The worst that it will ever be, hopefully

@chef3997

3 жыл бұрын

DO NOT CHALLENGE THE INTERNET

Charlie’s tone of voice while talking about Artemis Foul is more exciting than the movie

@complimentbot7015

3 жыл бұрын

Great comment!

@heibk-2019

3 жыл бұрын

Im especially angry regarding this movie because some people that didnt read the amazing books will now when they hear the name will think of that horrendously bad movie

@1assassyn

3 жыл бұрын

@@complimentbot7015 i love you complimentbot

@riskyy2657

3 жыл бұрын

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@complimentbot7015

3 жыл бұрын

@@1assassyn I love you too

honestly just a sad year for movies really :/

@kapski_

3 жыл бұрын

a sad year in general.

@Bruh-vd1pp

3 жыл бұрын

a rough start for a new decade

@depressedfrogpenis

3 жыл бұрын

@@kapski_ a sad in general

@otter110

3 жыл бұрын

@@depressedfrogpenis a sad general

@depressedfrogpenis

3 жыл бұрын

@@otter110 a

Yeah, Charlie, what could be worse than Artemis Fo- _Oh yeah that movie exists._

@big_daddy_joey2358

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I completely forgot about that

@Paul20661

3 жыл бұрын

XD haven't seen any of these I only saw Mulan hmm kinda made me curious about *that* one hmm Also not seeing Artemis Fowl and hearing him talk about it was quite interesting haha still don't wanna watch it

I didn't see Cuties coming as #1 because I memory-holed its existence.

Says cuties raises awareness about sexualize children is like making an anti drug movie where all the actors legit get addicted to heroin

@DJGamingSmash

3 жыл бұрын

I don't doubt that having actually haven happened in the past with how method actors like to go to get results.

@chummyweevil3948

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@garystinten9339

3 жыл бұрын

Go listen to the song called white lines and tell.me you wouldn't want to try cocaine.. as a point of irony, the song was written as a PSA against drugs..

@skeye4985

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the message was good I guess but come on man don't make kids wear skimpy clothes and twerk that's just wierd

@r2ubuntu815

3 жыл бұрын

Trainspotting lol

Can we agree that Disney is at their worst era?

@dwaynetherickscanchez3160

3 жыл бұрын

What about mandolorian? Other that yeah lol

@darreideamos2309

3 жыл бұрын

@@dwaynetherickscanchez3160 Mando was created by Lucasfilm veterans, Disney isn't involved in it. They just cash in

@I_Cunt_Spell

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Jones >marvel movies >good

@OhBlazing

3 жыл бұрын

@@I_Cunt_Spell “i dislike popular things because i’m different!”

@I_Cunt_Spell

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Jones I bet you and your boyfriend 'smeiza' think hamburger is the best tasting meal in the world.

Cuties is a travesty Imagine how many people realised they were Peado's from that film or how many of them watched it. I saw the Trailer after people were going crazy about it and I felt like I had done something terrible I had never felt anything like that before a sense of regret so deep my soul felt it. Absolutely abhorrent.

@chillcult1613

3 жыл бұрын

When i first acknowledge Cuties. I though it wont be THAT bad cuz the motive of the story is "about how can doing sexual thing effect your life" So i give it a try, *JESUS CHRIST,THEY LITTERALLY ZOOMING THE GIRL BUTT CHECK LIKE,THE CAMERA MAN/DIRECTOR REALLY WANT THOSE JUICY SCENE* Cuties director logic in the nutshell "See that guy i killed,see hes dead,that why u shouldn't kill anybody"

@IckbobTheAwesome

3 жыл бұрын

@@chillcult1613 what the fuck does that even mean?

@chillcult1613

3 жыл бұрын

@@IckbobTheAwesome which part?since i separate it to 3

The Mulan movie is so bad it even failed at being the worst

@igetmoreassthanatoiletseat8264

3 жыл бұрын

yeppy?? 😳 😳 hi

Saying Artemis Fowl is like fanfiction is an insult to fanfiction.

@bobbobbo5278

3 жыл бұрын

I would be more entertained by a Sonic mpreg fart fetish fanfiction than that movie

@jibbersthelobster5470

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbobbo5278 that’s enough internet for one day

@mrlord2276

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbobbo5278 take my like and leave

@ImperfectProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbobbo5278 That just made me laugh 😆

@marcopalomino415

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbobbo5278 This man single-handedly won the entire comment section with a reply

Fun fact: Over 40% of the video is just Artemis Fowl

@mercedes_nuts

3 жыл бұрын

Are you upset that Charlie didn't go more in depth on the cp review?

@n00blingking83

3 жыл бұрын

@@mercedes_nuts yes how couldn’t he talk more about the children it is so much better

@jakethurman3318

3 жыл бұрын

the books were actually rly good....so this is disappointing : edit: holy shit now that i hear what the plot is, it literally just fucking takes a bunch of random pieces of plot across multiple books and throws them together

@GoodNutMax

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakethurman3318 yeah it’s obvious they tried to satisfy all the books plots in a single movie

@tiegizzle1156

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakethurman3318 yes such a good book series to be so horribly represented

*Starts video but accidentally skips ahead 7 minutes* "Cuties" Sounds about right

The Artemis Fowl books are great. The movie is an insult.

@shtproductions3097

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was so fucking disappointed

@Ismael-kc3ry

3 жыл бұрын

I read the first one in 6th grade, I didn’t really like it. Maybe I was way too young, but I didn’t see why it was so good? Should I keep reading? Does it get better?

@shtproductions3097

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ismael-kc3ry i believe you should try and reread it. If you don't like that then begin the second book. Personally I think its worth it

@Ismael-kc3ry

3 жыл бұрын

@@shtproductions3097 alright, I have a long TBR but I think I’ll give it a reread.

@queen_stink

3 жыл бұрын

"The anime sucks, the manga is better" energy.

I literally can’t even name a movie that came out this year

@dwaynetherickscanchez3160

3 жыл бұрын

American pickle is the best movie of the year by far

@dissatisfiedpenguin781

3 жыл бұрын

The king of Staten Island

@eetuhalonen9902

3 жыл бұрын

Tenet

@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553

3 жыл бұрын

We had feels good man

@thebelowaveragesaibamen3286

3 жыл бұрын

I mean there was a tone, but I cant remember a *GOOD* movie

The lowest point of Cuties is when the parents signed up their kids to be a part of it.

@Blobbyo25

3 жыл бұрын

Filthy cash grab from the parents. It'll be interesting to have those "You remember Cuties? Here are the actors 10 years later" articles and see how much the movie set them up for failure

@pablopablo3834

3 жыл бұрын

@Ravens forever If you think that is actually true you are Incredibly Naive. They are awful Parents but not even Close to the Worst in human history.

"Little Miss Sunshine" did a better job at presenting the sexualization of children (pageant scene) than the whole movie of "Cuties" and that wasn't even the main point or message of Little Miss Sunshine.

@shelby5809

Жыл бұрын

I vouch for this movie. I recommend people reading this watch it.

As Charlie was talking about Artemis Fowl I was literally thinking "damn, how can this actually get worse?" Turns out I completely omitted the memory of Cuties from my mind.

Theory: The "initiating moisture" voice is Charlies REAL voice. The deep voice is a ruse

@avdolsfather

3 жыл бұрын

That’s idubbz lol

@CenturionOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shmeat saying Charlie doesn't have a deep voice is like saying he isn't the best actor in the world.

@janinecat1865

3 жыл бұрын

I miss the original female take, it was perf

@FardeenRiyadh16

3 жыл бұрын

I like this one more compared to the female one, just has some good vibes and energy to it

@EzekielDBarrett

3 жыл бұрын

I swear when I first started watching charlie his vocal timbre reminded me of a short kid in my high school who suddenly started artificially lowering his voice, which eventually became a habit Charlie's voice in old videos is definitely lower and less natural than what we're hearing at 4:30 ish

I’m surprised three films even came out in 2020

@shindiayouk273

3 жыл бұрын

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@pkshox8880

3 жыл бұрын

@@shindiayouk273 no

@MtnDew4828

3 жыл бұрын

mtn dew

@Someweebwithinternetaccess

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's CrAzy

@carter_lovejoy

3 жыл бұрын

Makes me wonder what the Best Picture nominations will be at the Oscars this year.

the fact that Charlie telling us the Artemis Fowl plot is more entertaining than the actual movie says a lot

8 months later and cuties is STILL on netflix

I agree wholeheartedly that Cuties is the worst movie ever existed

@silentxwxlf

3 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised

@fredo2300

3 жыл бұрын

Try a Serbian film

@probablytaha

3 жыл бұрын

Cats is worse

@LootandScoot

3 жыл бұрын

@Grandest of Fathers did...did you just say the movie got too much shade then said it was borderline child porn

@Absorbant

3 жыл бұрын

@Grandest of Fathers "incredibly relevant" bruh child sexualization exists, but it's by no means a relevant issue

I would rather watch this than the Oscars or any other award shows on Television.

@Nope-en9bo

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine watching the Oscars or any other award shows on television.

@hat3rgaming959

3 жыл бұрын

What about the Dundies?

@blessedowoboi

3 жыл бұрын

Award shows are just political pandering bs

@kr6productions

3 жыл бұрын

what's so bad about awards shows?

@mtias4563

3 жыл бұрын

These verified 100k channels wanting to gain clout in famous youtuber video comments are 90% of the time just dogshit.

U know what’s scary? Cuties got 87% on rotten tomatoes

@crazycockatoo5816

3 жыл бұрын

You know what's scarier? It will most likely win the Oscars as it has been nominated for one.

@brenen9065

3 жыл бұрын

so it's official Rotten Tomatos' people are pedos

@psycho9702

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not scary it’s just really really sad

@thisisfeedy5919

2 жыл бұрын

This makes me sad

Disney could have easily fixed Artemis Fowl by sticking to the fucking book, or making it a series like they did with the mandalorian. Honestly it breaks my heart to see one of my most beloved books washed down the drain of cheesy american filmmaking

@NeatherBen221

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I agree. Julius Root is a woman in the movie, Opal Koboi looks like the Grudge while stoned on LSD, Artemis Fowl isn’t the antagonist...

People who defend Cuties are probably Onision fans

@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778

3 жыл бұрын

Do I want to ask what that is

@micros5004

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778 nope

@ashlynnwatt6151

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778 Chris Hansen wanted to investigate Onison, that’s all you need to know

@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe

3 жыл бұрын

_Minilad has entered the chat_

@JohnPerry27

3 жыл бұрын

I still can't believe Onision tried to roast Charlie by saying KZread sucks up to him when that bastard wouldn't even had a channel if KZread wasn't simping for him.

the Mulan movie got $70 million and the budget was $200 million, yeah it sucked

@GrimViridian

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah waited till it was free with Disney plus to watch it with my wife and see how bad. Man we had to watch the original after just to feel better, it was laughably bad XD

@komi-samabeliever7319

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrimViridian Brave souls, you two. Salute o7

@SleepParalysisDemon920

3 жыл бұрын

My history teacher had us watch it since we were studying the Mongols invading China, it's okay but there's no fucking way I would actually pay for it

@GrimViridian

3 жыл бұрын

@@SleepParalysisDemon920 but that wasn't the Mongols it was the rourans (morons) XD

@goggins1275

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrimViridian just because he doesn’t know the exact name doesn’t mean he’s a moron

You should do a best/worst tv shows of the year just because there’s more to work with there. Love the work you do man

Charlie please stay safe and survive the remainder of 2020 you are too precious to risk at any capacity.

In the 2019 Moisties you mentioned how the Lion King remake was a good movie but a horrible precedent for Disney, regurgitating and plagiarizing their own classics. With Mulan, Disney probably could have created a similarly good remake, shot for shot, but instead they tried to appeal to Chinese audiences by taking the humor out of the movie while also making Mulan a superhero (because superhero movies make money). The original Mulan was never a superhero, just a woman with fealty and determination. I'm honestly not sure how Disney could have possibly messed it up any more.

@nickynho

3 жыл бұрын

Nice analysis

@bluesoldier6645

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Me Krabs quote Moneyyyy

@shen-qf9mc

3 жыл бұрын

chinese people didn’t like it anyways so good job disney 🗿

@heartribbonhairband

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know if they tried to "appeal". It seemed more like China was actually making the film, everything about it was so chinese-movie like.

@rand1735

3 жыл бұрын

honestly, they didn’t give a fuck about not offending chinese people, they just sucked up to the chinese government so they could have access to their markets. bitchass corporation.

i forgot cuties existed and i didn’t want to be reminded

@nue7181

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@howaitosuneiku87

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@felycss

3 жыл бұрын

same

@Amsayy

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@jacksonpavlich8198

3 жыл бұрын

Moi aussi

1 - 365 days 2 - Songbird 3 - Kissing booth 2 4 - Cuties 5 - After we Collided There were many more horrendous movies but there were many great movies too

Cuties isn't the worst movie of the year, its the worst movie of the decade

@masterofpasta95

3 жыл бұрын

This statement will still probably be true in 10 years

@lilx4ukkvevo461

3 жыл бұрын

It's the worst movie of all time

@CarloNassar

3 жыл бұрын

I don't want to defend like Tessa Thompson, but I'm not sure about saying its worst movie of the decade.

@LordArikado

3 жыл бұрын

@Sergio Avalos Motion pictures have been around since the 1800's, and the first feature-length one (and therefore the first of what we'd consider modern-day movies) was released in 1915, so it's been over a century. That said, Cuties is still definitely a contender.

For everyone thinking “Oh Cuties can’t be all bad” after hearing what Charlie says, PLEASE. DO NOT WATCH THE FILM. This film is repulsive. Just take peoples word for it. Don’t try and watch it, thinking it won’t be bad as what other people say. JUST DON’T WATCH THE FUCKING FILM. Watch something like I’m Thinking of Ending Things that has beautiful cinematography, a great cast of actors/actresses, and has a story that will make you appreciate life and the people in it. Cuties is a terrible film. Just trust us.

@ninjafrog6966

3 жыл бұрын

I actually did watch it through its entire duration. It’s just as bad as people say it is, so if people don’t want to take their word for it, take the word of someone who actually watched it in it’s entirety. Don’t watch it, it’s fucking terrible.

@SomeOne-vf1rs

3 жыл бұрын

I saw a vid of a guy talking about how horrible it is, and I had to stop watching because he actually included clips of the film and it was making me nauseous.

@SomeOne-vf1rs

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was the Elvis the Alien vid on it.

@RoyalGuardEziode

3 жыл бұрын

I love "I'm thinking of ending things". For some people it's really boring though. I like it cuz it feels like it can be interpreted many ways. It's very artistic too. Edit: THE MOVIE IM TALKING ABOUT IS LITERALLY IN QUOTATIONS CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE LEARN TO READ LMAO

@americandad1918

3 жыл бұрын

Alright *M J*, I believe you.

The Artemis Fowl film not only shit the bed, they shit the bed then sat in their filth for hours on end.

@hugemassive5143

3 жыл бұрын

And then proceeded to eat the shit and get diharehoa, and then shit the bed again and drink the diharehoa and then get sick, pike on the bed until the bed literally dissolved due to acids and shit

@theguywhocommentseverywher2382

3 жыл бұрын

@@hugemassive5143 Except for the last part, one of my relatives died from it. I'm not kidding.

@Absorbant

3 жыл бұрын

@@hugemassive5143 "diharehoa" i'm fucking dying

@chaseblunt9792

3 жыл бұрын

@@Absorbant * dyareeah

@givemeshrubs4295

3 жыл бұрын

@@hugemassive5143 diharehoa?

If Disney made Cuties (which is not a wild possibility, since its been sexualizing kids since forever), it would be 3 in a row :/

@crazycockatoo5816

3 жыл бұрын

It almost made it onto Hulu, which is owned by Disney. If it went there, it would technically be a "Disney" movie.

@RealShaggy

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazycockatoo5816 That wouldn't make it a Disney movie though. "Dave" is on Hulu and it's not a "Disney show".

@crazycockatoo5816

3 жыл бұрын

@@RealShaggy I'm only saying this out of technicality and not pure facts.

@RealShaggy

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazycockatoo5816 I mean that kinda makes less sense, but okay. "Technically" it'd just be a movie on Disney+, not a Disney movie.

Alternative title: Legendary Hunger Games actor, Jesus Christ himself, rates the worst movies of the year

I'm still wondering how is Cuties still on netflix after all that backslash.

@pablopablo3834

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought it was taken down I just typed in "Cut" and it came up first that is insane. Hollywood and the richest 1% are Infested with peado's this is just more proof.

@bluefeather9969

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously tho, what kind of CEO would choose to defend so much something that created so much worldwide outrage and backlash and caused his company to lose over 9 billions in only one single month? And still keep that movie on his platform? He almost makes Susan Wojcicki look like the greatest CEO of all time, he is that bad.

@codingwithbobby8340

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Akwar which community episode ?

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

@@codingwithbobby8340 I think the one where they were playing DnD and the character painted himself black to be a dark elf (I think?)

@terra_the_nightingale135

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Akwar which was a great episode and taught a lot even and yet CUTIES got to stay???

I remember when I was a kid in school, I used to spend lots of time in the school library reading Artemis fowl, just chilling, being an antisocial guy and enjoying the adventures of some awkward crime boy. I haven't even seen the movie, and already from Charlie's description of the plot I know they screwed up. Disney is no longer about the talent, or the art, or even making kids happy.

@stonalisa3729

3 жыл бұрын

It’s been that way for so long. They’re banking on nostalgia.

@monerix6858

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh they haven’t made in original movie in so long it is only remakes.

@user-wn3wv5bx5e

3 жыл бұрын

@@monerix6858 there's that other Asian movie that they're making but I'm scared that it'll suck ass. At least it's going to be made by the creators of Moana and Frozen 1, at _least_ those stories had originality.

@OutspokenSeeker

3 жыл бұрын

@ROMAN PISANI bro, I saw a synopsis of the movie. In the books, Artemis' dad wasn't returned after the house invasion. He set out to kidnap a fairy for ransom money, not some silly magic bullshit object, and Artemis was already a full on criminal himself trying to kick-start his family's crumbling empire.

@foxslt4533

3 жыл бұрын

@J Dude why are you spamming?

honestly u talking about the movies were more engaging than the actual movies ngl

Being reminded of cleverbot was a better experience than Artemis Fowl

Objective: do my homework Obstacle: some guy talking shit about movies

@dopebossgamerz

3 жыл бұрын

You lost the battle But you won the war

I honestly was suprised Mulan 2020 was there because it was so bad I forgot the movie even existed.

3:29 holy shit you saying cleverbot brought back some MEMORIES FROM YEARS AGO

1:44 does charlie ever feel emotion?

As someone who enjoyed the Artemis Fowl books, this movie makes me physically recoil from disgust.

@theartistformerlyknownasperson

3 жыл бұрын

I've never read but I've heard good things. Let's be honest doesn't care. They clearly did not to a good job with ANY live action adaptations they've made in recent years, so I'm not surprised by the failure of Mulan or Artemis Foul, especially not when the stars of one of these movies (mulan actress) supports dictatorship and police brutality. Disney just doesn't care anymore, and have just become another Money hungry corporation. They no longer are making well made films, like they used to , and Pixar is just generally carrying them on their back. They just don't care anymore.

@bunionl382

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@crescenthaven8969

3 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the author rip. Imagine being told a big company like Disney will be making your series into a movie and then sitting down to watch trash being dished out in front of you.

We don’t even need the oscars, we have Charlie.

@thetimebeing4288

3 жыл бұрын

The Charlie’s rather than the Oscar’s

I love your reviews, they are way more accurate/honest than lesser established reviewers like RT. I would love to see television and netflix series added to your best/worst ,highly prestigious Moisties awards

It's been such a long year, I forgot Cuties was released in 2020.

I had a semi chub hearing Charlie speak until I heard, “Cuties”. I lost that chub in such a short span, and I think it inverted, because I feel bad for even looking at clips to see if it was that bad. I had it wiped from my memory, but then he said it, I’m gonna go wash out my ears with acid now.

Artemis Fowl was such a good book series, but hey of course Disney shit out an adaptation for some quick cash

@SpontaneousCourage

3 жыл бұрын

After what they did to the Spiderwick Chronicles and a Series of Unfortunate Events, I'm not surprised.

@samuellinn

3 жыл бұрын

Ofc it is in Disney's nature to shit on all of my favourite book. Percy Jackson? Gutted. Artemis Fowl? Shatted

@tazeywazey3624

3 жыл бұрын

Here is to hoping Disney doesn't move to fantasy novels

@war2theren227

3 жыл бұрын

@@tazeywazey3624 Could you imagine a Disney version of The Wheel of Time series

@ManiacKnight

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuellinn I'm really scared for thr Disney+ Percy jackson series

Mulan was also filmed in Xinjiang where the CCP has exterminationcamps.

@Gluu4

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Xinnie the Pooh

@TETRAsp

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gluu4 Just telling the truth. Merry Christmas to u and ur family:)

We need another clever bot gameplay that was one of the first vids I watched of yours and it was so funny.

Charlie's thoughts summarized in a sentence: Mulan: A Dumpster Fire that pretty much ruined the original. Artemis Fowl: How does this make any sense when things just... happen. Cuties: I'm afraid that I may have committed a crime trying to watch this. My thoughts: Mulan: Why am I not surprised that this failed? Artemis Fowl: Who? Cuties: I cannot say a joke without Government Law Enforcement tracking me down.

@alphashdw2935

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis Fowl the book is actually pretty good, but the movie takes the characters and makes a completely different plot loosely based on the source material.

@misha2351

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even know Artemis Foul came out

@aimbotarrow5981

3 жыл бұрын

@@alphashdw2935 Yeah, did they not explain WHY the fairies can’t go inside Fowl Manor? Or did they just say it and go “yep, that’s it”

@grubby9486

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t mean to ruin it :(

@rolandholmdahl797

3 жыл бұрын

@@grubby9486 First off, I want to get out of the way that it's not your fault; I was merely using "dumpster fire" as a figure of speech. I apologize if you felt if you were blamed in anyway. Secondly, I am currently typing this while I'm dead. I had a stroke reading this as you, an actual dumpster fire (as in your name) replied to this dumpster fire of a reply section.

I forgot that the list was the "Worst" and not the "Best", so when Charlie said "Mulan", I spat at my screen in disgust

@_saint_gabriel_

3 жыл бұрын

You must've shit your pants when he said Cuties

@emptytissuebox3966

3 жыл бұрын

Artemis is the best movie because it is the worst

@skeye4985

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry this ain't the game awards

I literally forgot Cuties existed... That's how much I dont want to remember how shit human being can be

Artemis fowl was genuinely so fucking bad I considered gouging my eyes out with a rusty spoon

“Cuties wasn’t bad” -Discord Mods, 2020

@BeetleBuns

3 жыл бұрын

Twitch mods

@partyjerk

3 жыл бұрын

discord mods hit even on 12yo girls

I feel like Charlie is gonna be vindicated when the 5 pages of furry porn illustrated by Walt Disney surfaces in the few upcoming months.

@bigpoop789

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

@loganhollingsworth7978

3 жыл бұрын

What?

Are those unopened booster boxes in the back left?!?!? I need another unboxing video!!!

everyone has to stop defending Cuties now that he's said its a disgusting and terrible movie

@chillcult1613

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah,nobody can deny God himself

@wiggalo6880

3 жыл бұрын

@@chillcult1613 You mean Jesus.

Fuck I legitimately forgot about Cuties almost until this and now I'm just mad all over again

@con8472

3 жыл бұрын

yep

Me: It can't get any worse, can it? Charlie: *Cuties* Me: *_OH NO_*

As a huge fan of the Artemis Fowl books, the movie made me genuinely sad

If an assassin pointed a gun at me and asked me to watch Cuties he would eventually get bored and leave

@grimsville2501

3 жыл бұрын

@xsu lmao

@grimsville2501

3 жыл бұрын

You would get sick and leave

@reda7072

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimsville2501 the assassin would realize his mistake and leave

The main antagonist of Artemis fowl isn’t even there until like the 4th book

@Zoomii5

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure she's introduced in book 2, but doesn't really play a role until book 4.

@ebenezeramare1

3 жыл бұрын

And his dad should be the one presumed dead, not the mom. Also, what they did to Butler and the entire Leprecon is atrocious.

@riskyy2657

3 жыл бұрын

*OMG no way i found penguinz0 second channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link!* kzread.info/dash/bejne/qoSsyahte8LOZ8o.html

@kizilm5315

3 жыл бұрын

@@riskyy2657 fake and gay

@dicedt9783

3 жыл бұрын

She's the secret main antagonist of the second, but her major roles comes from the 4th one

Fun fact: One of the co-founders of Sundance awards (who gave Cuties multiple awards) was arrested for 2 counts of child molestation. Edit: co-founderSSSSSSSSSS

@beemerboomer6313

3 жыл бұрын

Slide the link to that article if there is any

@IPA300

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot the /s

@trsuni3892

3 жыл бұрын

W

@itstotallynotsai6577

3 жыл бұрын

Big bruh moment

@irfanhakim6171

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Horvath I'm sorry *what?*

Love the new moist meter intro👌

Cuties is like making a snuff film with an anti suicide message

i dont think cuties can really be considered a movie, its more of a hate crime against humanity squeezed into a hour of content

@beegeebee1351

3 жыл бұрын

so any paul brother video? Lol.

@thebelowaveragesaibamen3286

3 жыл бұрын

So a movie, not a good one but it's still a movie

@wahoo264

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s actually more like an hour and a half of sex crimes

@hixel1268

3 жыл бұрын

Content in the loosest sense of word. If it was any looser, it would drop off

@thebelowaveragesaibamen3286

3 жыл бұрын

@Cthulhu All-Spark I mean, as much as wish it would burn I'm not going to just lie to myself and say it's not a movie

The movies this year were directed by Reddit

@milo6339

3 жыл бұрын

lul

@Someweebwithinternetaccess

3 жыл бұрын

lul

@shindiayouk273

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/c56sqrKictCXgs4.html

@MtnDew4828

3 жыл бұрын

mtn dew

@jimmymcgruder1511

3 жыл бұрын

No

what a better time to watch this than christmas

Your rendition of the Artemis fowl plot was more entertaining than the plot or film itself 😂

Artemis fowl was so ass I couldn't finish it, might be the worst movie I've ever seen

@FarronOfHouseFarron

3 жыл бұрын

You might say it was foul.

@top.secret000

3 жыл бұрын

riskyFN your channel sucks, never share it again.

@1narutogirl6

3 жыл бұрын

What about Cats?

@FarronOfHouseFarron

3 жыл бұрын

@@1narutogirl6 You can watch Cats ironically and laugh.

@animonke5481

3 жыл бұрын

It's so sad, considering the books were some of my favorites when I was growing up

They should make cuties parodies with old dudes playing as the characters.

@BamaNick

3 жыл бұрын

bro people would hate it so much lmao and then if you did a focus group showing the same shots but with 21 year old girls, then youd really show the obvious problems with it

@bigbabado8296

3 жыл бұрын

That would actually be halarious lol. Can call it the "Oldies" or something

@GrimArtz_

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@j.epstein7723

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigbabado8296 someone has to make this

@yeetmeat2734

3 жыл бұрын

That would literally be a improvement 😶

cuties was released this year?! man, 2020 has been wild

yeah we’re gonna need a full video on Artemis Fowel