Jack really is starting to get very creative with his intros and he seems to really enjoy doing them

@hood3rs627

5 жыл бұрын

Poop poo

@paytonhill669

5 жыл бұрын

Jack is goog at games

@harrisonleeder2591

4 жыл бұрын

JIM!

@sirneptune9757

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he doesn't stop

@himbradley6299

3 жыл бұрын

@@paytonhill669 is this game on IOS

"Shocker I am not a mother" Wait really? All these years... I need a minute....

@daddydr3w562

6 жыл бұрын

Me tooooo!(._.)

@delilahh972

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr *ponders of something great, and life in general*

@vivforzaferrari

6 жыл бұрын

(.-.) Wait... Was I ADOPTED?!

@paperremix

6 жыл бұрын

Same. *Cries*

@emopandaa

5 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it

Jack : Alexa Alexa : ... Jack : Jack septic eye how to get here tour Alexa : Im not sure Jack : ( YOU HAD 1 JOB )

@bomoore5170

5 жыл бұрын

How did we get here. Now how to get here

@wut2697

4 жыл бұрын

@@bomoore5170 do you have 90 minutes !! 🙂

My thoughts as soon as I saw this: 'Just let me see the kids, Stacy!' ...I miss Chase. ^^"

@songbirdwithus6532

5 жыл бұрын

Who's chase

@kiwibutters5953

5 жыл бұрын

@@songbirdwithus6532 I come from the distant future! Also, his full name is Chase Brody, and his first appearance is in Bro Average.

@bugbear2357

4 жыл бұрын

*screaming from a year later because sOMETHING IS HAPPENING WITH CHASE AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE*

@therockthatsmashedobito

4 жыл бұрын

@@bugbear2357 iM pReTtY sUre nO oNe wAntS hiM tO diE

@baddiedemonava5519

3 жыл бұрын

Me to

from the start i knew he would abuse the baby

@hootdoogman8436

6 жыл бұрын

sunsbookishgamesx the baby abused him

@pleasesmile__3505

6 жыл бұрын

ya boi indeed

@evanwackyworld5266

6 жыл бұрын

Me to

@johnjung6062

6 жыл бұрын

are you saying that babies are ugly, you make me sick. Just kidding I'm ugly too☹

@flareblaze4576

6 жыл бұрын

sunsbookishgamesx Lmao XD

That baby really needs some tickets for the tour.

@artaspect273

6 жыл бұрын

Geremie Agudo yeah

this is the story of Chase's wife, Stacy, and their baby

Is no one going to question the fact why jack has a doll?

@sugarbuniii

6 жыл бұрын

Recess Puff Alex he bought it just for a video.

@fatherdaniel8923

6 жыл бұрын

No. It's Jack. We learn not to question things

@melodysullivan9537

6 жыл бұрын

Nah. To lazy.

@KixoNixo

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Is A Transiel, TRUUUUUUUE!!!!!

@bonbon829

6 жыл бұрын

We can't. Jack has his ways, and he probably doesn't even know why he bought it 😂

Baby: *throws bottle across room* Jack: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?! Baby: I want to eat your SOUL!!!

@c.canimations1578

6 жыл бұрын

Le what

Anti doing an impersonation of Chase doing an impersonation of Jack

@bunniebabyidol08

5 жыл бұрын

Where and how????

Jack: "That's a robot? It looks so life-like" The baby: 🧿👄🧿

Jack is gonna be a great Father.

@cerver6765

5 жыл бұрын

*mother.

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed!

@beebupp

5 жыл бұрын

"haVE *COCAINE"*

Me: Jack would be a good father Jack: *hits Baby against the desk* Me: Oh... well... nevermind

"I''ve only had a baby for 20 minutes and I'm struggling at life" Jacksepticeye, The Boss, 2018.

Me: “Hey, a new JSE video!” *Watches (AMAZING) intro, then notices my baby brother is missing* Me: “Well, sh-t...”

@mattshaw696

5 жыл бұрын

@don't look at X what the fuck?

@user-je8xx4if1y

3 жыл бұрын

What happened

@lyssak375

3 жыл бұрын

This comment gives me Labyrinth vibes (great 80s movie!)

You’re the only youtuber who Washed the pacifier before giving it. Others had to figure out why the baby spitting the pacifier😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mariabucur8212

5 жыл бұрын

Q U E E N • N E E U Q omg lmao

@ellybelly3351

5 жыл бұрын

Q U E E N • N E E U Q ikr lol

@octavianjoseph8633

5 жыл бұрын

Others also knew the used diaper had to go to the basketball trash, but Jack is so stupid that he didn't see it in front of his face.😡😠

@famishahameed1345

4 жыл бұрын

Was gonna say this

@zdevilx240

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he’s a good mom dad!

...and thus Wishu decided to refrain from family plans for a while

@alyssakretschmann4580

6 жыл бұрын

DonPatrono lmao

@muckspoutmillinery8008

6 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@KnitThruTheNight

6 жыл бұрын

XD I'm sure he'd be better if it was his actual child... and It's easier in real life... at least a little bit.

I just imagined that Jack's baby was gonna be the most loudest and energetic baby ever. 😂😂😂

@derpangel5474

6 жыл бұрын

that so true

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

4 жыл бұрын

I can imagine it too. And I love it! 😊😂

Jack hit 19 million subs! *high fives all around* 😂💕👌🖐👊

@bosternugaming57

6 жыл бұрын

The Gaming Sloth 👊🏼🖐🏼🤟🏼🤘🏼✌🏼🤜🏼💥🤛🏼🙏🏼

@monke4349

6 жыл бұрын

*Kapoosh, Kapoosh*

@sandramorell5296

6 жыл бұрын

Are you watching in 2018🎉

@usernamedeww983

6 жыл бұрын

KAPOOSH

@clownkimmy7172

6 жыл бұрын

🖐

I know its only a baby doll but I can see him being a great dad. one day we will see a baby jack.

Did you buy a baby doll just for an add for your show? Awesome.

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

14 That's what I thought XD

@ryanweeks6118

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing XD Like hold up did he just buy a baby doll for this bit?

@pyramidhead7780s

6 жыл бұрын

Or... maybe it was Wiishu's!

@ryanweeks6118

6 жыл бұрын

Don't kill me but who?

@pyramidhead7780s

6 жыл бұрын

Jack's girlfriend!

"You want baby, baby you want cocaine? Cocaine for the baby. There we go. Oh god. My baby's dying. You might be dying but at least you won't feel anything." XD I laughed so hard I think that I need new lungs loll Is that baby possessed or what? He demands anything and everything. XD

@Leci1211

6 жыл бұрын

ForeverFall Lol

@mariohany589

6 жыл бұрын

The baby needs cocaine,damn it! It's a special baby.

Jack: Alexa! Jacksepticeye how did we get here tour! Alexa: Hmm, I’m not sure Jack: *Internal Screeching*

Baby: breathes Jack BABY NO CSLM DOWN BABY BAD BABY STOP he’s probably upset

Man that baby is an absolute unit

@frankwoods8150

6 жыл бұрын

Dude I see you everywhere!!

@Wolftopia_

6 жыл бұрын

I saw u on kryox or Fitz channel wtf

@noahcuffel3821

6 жыл бұрын

SuperGaming Dude yep

@millennialfish9219

6 жыл бұрын

Suck my unit! (if you get this you you're a great guy

@batjuan6670

6 жыл бұрын

Emma Watson get the fuck outa here

I feel like jack would be a wonderful father especially with how kind hearted he is and plus just watching his videos comforts people imagine what he could do in person

@justsomerandom241

6 жыл бұрын

Sean had no idea where to put the nappy, so he put it on the floor, aka; the toilet.

“Two scoops of cocaine for the baby, that’ll help it sleep. It’s what my dad used to do to me and I turned out fine.” 15:50 I’m dead.

That opening was more realistic then American snipers baby scene

Jack: I know how to be a good mom Jack not even 4 minuets after:*screams in baby’s face from picking them up*

*Vote Jacksepticeye for greatest mother of the year.*

@Lilimel9

6 жыл бұрын

BlueBerry Gamer Hey !

@jaksingz7857

6 жыл бұрын

I vote

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

BlueBerry Gamer I'll help!!

Jack failed at the first step to being a mom: Always putting the seat down.

This game should be an ad for Trojan. 😂

@depressedgirl7462

5 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Castillo I got an ad for Trojan before this

@crocky1224

4 жыл бұрын

wait.. you mean condoms?

I'm surprised he didn't call the baby, "BOY"!

@mountaindew3052

6 жыл бұрын

Did you just assume my gender?

@sorceressoftheoceanandstar2526

6 жыл бұрын

Navee Sidhu *coughs* Not assuming anything, but that baby had something hanging between its legs. and when they're that little, people tend to automatically go by that until the baby itself is old enough to tell everyone otherwise, sooooo.....

@Coco-xq7zh

6 жыл бұрын

I don’t think it’s “assuming gender”, since he has a wiener lol

Best Intro Ever XD

“My OtHeR PaReNt LeFt” lost it😂

I love how he says the word calm in his accent. So cute!

This video is either going to be hilarious and funny or a bit strange and creepy let's find out

@stormrani4931

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Guajardo Why not all at the same time?

@JustinYEET-no9wn

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Guajardo definitely both.

@Darkshade_01

6 жыл бұрын

Stormrani I don't see why not

@Darkshade_01

6 жыл бұрын

Why Do I exist let's find out

@amy-ge9sv

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Guajardo It's all of them

"I am not a mother and I probably never will be." Jack what about Eggsy? You were the most proud mother ever there. Eggsy loves you and you love him!

Jack: "You're about to see something real special" *ad appears*

Jack..... sweetheart... dirty nappy goes in the bin! 😂 But seriously tho, that intro was brilliant! ❤️ lol

The baby's just angry cause you're not touring at a location near him.

why did he sound genuinely so upset when he said “and i probably never will be a mother”

The beginning though

At least he didn't have a Little Billy.

Who else bets that Jack is actually really great with kids irl?

@pandakjhd6129

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeea totally -kids dead-

@songbirdwithus6532

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

4 жыл бұрын

I do!

@zdevilx240

3 жыл бұрын

Me

0:19 The little "dink" when the baby's head hit the table 😂

@thatoneakwardgirl8119

5 жыл бұрын

Caroline Harrell lol!!😂

0:00 ....he's going to be a great dad :D

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

can you imagine all of his other egos and characters raising a kid. someone make this a comic

@CalicoCrow

6 жыл бұрын

The house would be on fire in less than 5 minutes.

@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349

6 жыл бұрын

I need this in my life

@rattteeth5065

6 жыл бұрын

Alternatively: Chase goes about his life, raising his kids as normal. The happy family is completely unaware that Schneep, Marvin, JJ, and Jackieboy Man are constantly protecting them from Anti's whacky, Looney Toons-esque murder attempts. High jinks ensue.

@terekflowers4214

6 жыл бұрын

Dream daddy but all the dads are JSE egos. Fan game idea????

@paydayart1031

6 жыл бұрын

Yes!

I love how Jack just understands nothing because he didn't read instructions.

Jack:BABY NO! Me: BABY DON'T HURT ME! DON'T HURT ME NO MORE!

@Jay-gt5pt

4 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFHAHAHAHA

Jack = best dad ever lol

@Gleppyglolp

6 жыл бұрын

Or mom

and suddenly chase and anti are both gone

@frostorm4957

6 жыл бұрын

Let me present a question that might make you interested.... Are you sure it's Jack we're watching?

@sophiemiller395

6 жыл бұрын

You think? Who do you think we've be watching all this time?

@frostorm4957

6 жыл бұрын

Spring-Bonnie Lover To be honest I'm not quite sure. I do not trust Jack suddenly being fine after waking up and bleeding from his eyes😂

@alyseray4416

6 жыл бұрын

Frostorm true true

Jack:Baby no!!! Me:jack has a baby?!......oh no *opens phone* Me:Hello is this child support?

@Cuddlingus

6 жыл бұрын

Grizzly Bear ... I just want you to know, it’s not “child support”

The intro is the best part of the video 😂👌

Love the intro! You've got QUITE an active and wild imagination there, don't you Seán? 😊

mommysepticeye

@lukenukem8652

6 жыл бұрын

Vanesha emory WHAT HAPPEND TO MOMIPLIER!!😂😂🤣🤣😉😉😃

@emorygameinghq830

6 жыл бұрын

mermy 12 daddyplier are mommyplier

Best Mom Ever. *But he's a dude, can't be a mom!* I said...Best Mom Ever. *B-But...* BEST MOM EVER!!!

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

Zevastian 1991 Or best lord and savior ever

@barnaboop6520

6 жыл бұрын

Zevastian 1991 ANY ONE CAN BE A MUM

@Z-1991

6 жыл бұрын

He's the MOM and Our lord and savior.

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

Zevastian 1991 Here I brought you some cookies and cake *gives you the cookies and cake*

@canofpringles9487

6 жыл бұрын

Zevastian 1991 why do you have an septic eye Sam icon next to your name?

Jack would be a great parent...

You know whats funny? Jack said in one would you rather video he would be a great dad. Then I saw the intro of the video. I was slightly terrified.😂😂

Patrick: If I was a mom..That would be embarresing

@wp6192

6 жыл бұрын

Moonlight Lulamoon: Actually it's "This Would Be shocking".

@maxwellsullivan5499

6 жыл бұрын

No, it’s “This would be *KIND OF* shocking””

I want to see a episode of Anti doing a place through that would be f****** hilarious

@tomurashigaraki--murielgar8349

6 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! 😂😂😂

“put the dodie in the mouth!”

@nighttaco10blooperton8

4 жыл бұрын

*immature giggling*

@kenna5364

3 жыл бұрын

i’m incredibly confused as to why people are only just finding this comment that i put almost three years ago but- yes *giggles*

"This one's called, Stacey I love you, please don't go!"

*another epic video man, good job!*

@kirstixxx6536

6 жыл бұрын

Nah its another shity video that we call entertainment cuz weve got nothing better to do YAAAY DEMONITIZATION

@Da_Swifta

6 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't say it's *epic* exactly. Just dumb fun. Also, what's with the *Bold Text*? You wanna stand out more? You're more important cause you're verified? Honestly don't know.

Smoothest self promotion

Me: "I want to say it" Stranger: "Don't say it!" Me: "I'm gonna say it!" Stranger: "It's just a game! Do not say it!"' Me: "I will say it! Stranger: "Please, don't---- Me: " BOOM GOES THE OVARIES!"

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

5 жыл бұрын

"BOOM GOES THE OVARIES INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!" -Cheetah, 2018

@nighttaco10blooperton8

4 жыл бұрын

What the fuck are people writing in the contents

Good baby good baby who's a good baby *baby starts tackling jacksepticeye* really you let a baby tackle you

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE NUGGET ALIVE

Note: never leave your kid with Jack.....

@The_Almighty_Meepers

6 жыл бұрын

You had to wait for this video to note that...

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

Vkooksgirl So should I not let Jack touch my baby brother???

jack a dad is on the job. off to hard work he goes. HAHAHA!!

Me: Sean would be a great dad 5 seconds later Me: What the hell just happened?😂😂

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

5 жыл бұрын

Anti's spirit happened

JACK: BABY NO! NO BABY! ME: 😂😥😢 JACK: THE BABY IS PROBABLY UPSET BECAUSE (INSERT PROMO) ME:😑

@asei231

6 жыл бұрын

For me it was the complete opposite..

@kasaialyss3411

6 жыл бұрын

Lol. I had the exact same reaction, then I was laughing my ass off

@rainbowdeath398

6 жыл бұрын

Kasai Dracon ha. Yeah. I was laughing soooo hard untill he side tracked me with that damn self promo!😂👌

@cobymeanssomething6028

6 жыл бұрын

quietly in the distance (shameless plug shameless plug shameless plug)

Here at the jacksepticeye show, we do not condone child violence..... We do however find it hilarious

@Ken93Cy

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Turchan Judging by the image I take you are a fellow DBZ fan and from that I can also detect you are a TFS fan as well so let me answer properly... *Clears throat and throws IN TFS Nappa voice* "I get it"!!!

@danielturchan4092

6 жыл бұрын

Ken93Cy *TFS Vegeta voice* “god damn it Nappa”

When he said prison wallet😂 (Deadpool 2 reference)

@sweetsour4375

3 жыл бұрын

That phrase has been around a lot longer than Deadpool 2.

0:00 I think you have a bit to much energy for a baby😂😂😂

I bet Jack doesn't even touch the doll anymore after making the intro xD

Best intro ever!😂👶👶

@exoticrebug356

6 жыл бұрын

tf

@librarianseth5572

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly how one of Sean's children would fight right off the bat- like a boss

@gavindutissera5305

6 жыл бұрын

Trust me it was good but you haven't seen the tower of salem advert by jack. The best ever

@Kenzo_Tk

6 жыл бұрын

so so so true dude

@zacplays4979

6 жыл бұрын

Nunski your right

one of the musical pieces used in this game was Kevin Macleod's "The Cannery". It's a great one.

@luigiisbetter7729

6 жыл бұрын

OI M8

" I am not a mother, never have been, PROBABLY never will be" so does he still have a chance at being one

That intro though 😂😂

@10320801

6 жыл бұрын

Ray-Ray Rambles yup

@duskkyy9016

6 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow fur

@dankjackplayz7588

6 жыл бұрын

U said the exact same fuckin thing as me like an hour later but with more likes 😂😂😂😐

@ray-rayrambles3263

6 жыл бұрын

Devin Colyn sorry my dude I wouldn't have said it if I saw it D:

@dankjackplayz7588

6 жыл бұрын

I dont care that u did it its just funny 😂😂

That intro... Is that why Stacey left you, Chase? 😂

@atastygranolabar2172

6 жыл бұрын

*left But ur rite tho

@nebyaaaaaaaaattttt

6 жыл бұрын

*left

@KussenSpookje.

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah sorry i'll correct this 😂 (not english lol)

@KussenSpookje.

6 жыл бұрын

Thx btw

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

Adidiss Maybe idk XD

Thank you SO much for playing this, Jack!! XD

Sean is gonna be such a great dad someday...

@xxcheetahkinzxx8963

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

Anti is possesing the baby

@natusinmorte

6 жыл бұрын

a

@littleanithepanda3483

6 жыл бұрын

James Stewart I need fanart of this now

@mastersprogram

6 жыл бұрын

Baby Anti ( Honestly I would find Baby anti adorable )

@Leanne-Lea

6 жыл бұрын

James Stewart its Anti's daughter and she clearly does not like Jack 😂

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

Leanne jayne True 😂😂😂

You see jack uploaded a video, you give a like and just then see the video!

@j3ss725

6 жыл бұрын

thats exactly what i did lmao

@auggie082

6 жыл бұрын

Jess-Duh ;-; Me too XD

@OpenWarfare

6 жыл бұрын

Draw with illy i just did that-

love all these tour premotions

I think the scariest part of this, is that irl there is no timer. You're never relieved at the "end" because there is no end. *Shivers*

I've seen people in America call diapers nappies. With so many different people in the cities, some of the foreign slang is bound to catch on.

@zoie8088

6 жыл бұрын

it's usually people in/near Michigan and the great lakes that have the european or sometimes australian slang. pop, nappy, dummy, etc. it's weird, like they're their own country.

@indeakirune7107

6 жыл бұрын

Okay who tf says nappies?? That's freaking wierd

*Get a ticket now! Or the possessed baby might come for you next!*

@yogottayg4694

6 жыл бұрын

You rude b

@johnnyjoestar9504

6 жыл бұрын

I HAS NO MONEY

@PaulieBrokaw

6 жыл бұрын

You rude We all have our goals... My goal by 2019 is to hit 10,000 subscribers anyone willing to help a young kid out..?

@awkwapus4386

6 жыл бұрын

No possessed baby for me ;)

@joecutting4776

6 жыл бұрын

The baby thing actually happening is more likely than him playing more of Canada

I know this is a old video but my papa just now died and this is cheering me up thank you

Parenting tips with jack: if the baby is possessed, yeet it across the room

what a cute way to start the video jack!! :)

@papastalin8992

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Spicer you’re a KZread kinda so good luck

@naruto5484

6 жыл бұрын

CUTE???????

@cheekyrobot6433

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Spicer jack is always cute 😂

@Coded_Dragon

6 жыл бұрын

Baby trying to kill him? XD

@celtichaven4555

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Spicer hah we thought

I feel like Jack would make a fantastic dad

@poptart6934

6 жыл бұрын

TrinMiester It's not 'Dad'. Its *MOM*

@daflatcat7768

6 жыл бұрын

Samme

@aveywavey7172

6 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry, my apologies. MOM

@skoony2995

6 жыл бұрын

To his BOY

Love the weirdness of the games you play Jack 😂😂

Jack is the first youtuber I’ve seen who actually cleaned the pacifier on the first try

i half expected jack too pull out a knife and stab the baby in the intro

Jacks going to be a wonderful mother. I can tell.

I can see jack when he has a kid saying "Stop shitting so much please!!! We're running out of nappies" lol

0:18 Jack... That's child abuse! I'm callin the police!!! ~goes to a microwave and presses 911~ Popo: 911, what's your emergency? Me: Child abuse!!!! ~The FBI kick down Jack's door~ TO BE CONTINUED.

@bunniebabyidol08

5 жыл бұрын

Wait wait wait wait wait..... a MICROWAVE???!!! LMFAO 😂😂😂

These past videos have been creative... and deeply horrifying.

@emmuffindoodles

6 жыл бұрын

insert original username here Agreed