Steel for Humans Silver for Monsters Gold for the Witcher

Y'all remember back in January when everyone was just singing this song and having a good time?

@forwhomthebells

3 жыл бұрын

"Aye, Battle-Brother "(Cries in Covid-19)

@dirgecepticon5031

3 жыл бұрын

I remember, all those years ago in January...

This will be stuck in my head for-fucking-ever

rhymes elf with shelf *everyone liked that

@j.zingler6735

4 жыл бұрын

:D

@st3v3nk3

4 жыл бұрын

Oh oh Never mistake a witcher with a Glitcher! Maybe paid some respects for the prospects!

@vikke2013

4 жыл бұрын

I think shelf in this case is meant to mean mountain shelf

I can never get tired of hearing Jaskier's voice 🥰

Lyrics When a humble bard Graced a ride-along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song From when the White Wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Brokedown my lute And they kicked in my teeth While the devil's horns Minced our tender meat And so, cried the Witcher He can't be bleat Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horde That bashes and breaks you And bring you to mourn, oh He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He's a friend of humanity So, give him the rest That's my epic tale Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, oh Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, ah Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, ah Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher Oh, valley of plenty Oh, valley of plenty, ah Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity

"That's not how it happened"

@727Dexter

4 жыл бұрын

ghmmm.....

@neso1956

4 жыл бұрын

Yah 😂

@TriaMaxwell

4 жыл бұрын

Respect doesn't make history

@wlkb9900

4 жыл бұрын

that's the most accurate Geralt-Jaskier dialogue in the series:)

@wilsons2882

4 жыл бұрын

double chin that's not how it looked

ill not toss a coin to the witcher as he gets enough from slaying monsters but i will toss many coins to jaskier - hes the one who deserves the coins for bringing this soundtrack into my life THANK YOU JASKIER

@robertdunham6028

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it barely covers the cost of the potions

That's actually the actor. He is good.

@Ragnarok_494

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomtacular and the game Yennefer looks nothing like described in the books. Anya Chalotra is more Yennefer than whoever you picked.

@catothatidiot5243

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomtacular I think she's a great pick, and they built her character better than I ever got in the games

@jamesdiamond7941

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome. I suppose if you're going to cast a bard, it makes sense to find someone who can sing

@HandsomeGamerGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@catothatidiot5243 Yeah if you add backstory to a Character who doesn't *have* a backstory.

@goobins_jr

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Matlock I disagree. Anya Chalotra was much better than Kate Beckinsale probably could’ve been, and if I’m being honest, I really can’t see Kate Beckinsale playing Yennefer.

*(Hmms in approval)*

*coin tossing intensifies*

@kampyii7031

4 жыл бұрын

*Tosses coin with believing intent*

Toss a coin to the 2nd season

great music :)))! everytime I heard this tones and sing I see the Witcher in his full and marvelous strenght! I love this music for hours I listen it and could not stop!

@anonymousone2470

4 жыл бұрын

You spelled strength wrong

I would love more songs such as this one. I love the style of it.

Respect doesn't make history...

@danpenia219

4 жыл бұрын

I love that quote

I love this song. It is amazing, you can sing with ez and it’s fun. Wanting to has been my dream so I love to sing with it, word fo word!!!

I’m glad the show introduced me to this.

When a humble bard Graced a ride along With Geralt of Rivia Along came this song When the White Wolf fought A silver-tongued devil His army of elves At his hooves did they revel They came after me With masterful deceit Broke down my lute and They kicked in my teeth While the devil's horns Minced our tender meat And so cried the Witcher "He can't be bleat!" Toss a coin to your Witcher O Valley of Plenty! O Valley of Plenty! Toss a coin to your Witcher O Valley of Plenty! At the edge of the world Fight the mighty horn That bashes and breaks you And brings you to mourn He thrust every elf Far back on the shelf High up on the mountain From whence it came He wiped out your pest Got kicked in his chest He's a friend of humanity So give him the rest That's my epic tale Our champion prevailed Defeated the villain Now pour him some ale Toss a coin to your Witcher O Valley of Plenty! O Valley of Plenty! Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O Valley of Plenty! O Valley of Plenty! Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Toss a coin to your Witcher O Valley of Plenty! O Valley of Plenty! Toss a coin to your Witcher A friend of humanity Etc Etc Etc........

I started playing the games again.

@Unknown-gf6mk

4 жыл бұрын

Fascinating

@nataszacrowley4849

3 жыл бұрын

the games are amazing. take it from a person who played the 3rd one 4 times to get three different endings and once for fun. and i also played the second one. never had a chance to play the first one unfortunatly.

TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER O VALLEY PLENTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY( HIGH PITCHED )YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

@jaredsedran

4 жыл бұрын

I believe he went a bit into falsetto there

@slicknugget2157

3 жыл бұрын

when i try to sing high pitch my voice gets cut off so i just change it up

@voidfaith9311

3 жыл бұрын

My cat hates these parts XD

I would add this to the witcher 3 game tracks when riding roach around the fields.

I'll toss a coin to your witcher for more jaskier

@themostamericankenjaku

4 жыл бұрын

This show is not enjoyable without him . We need him in season 2

@lucjanenerlich7031

4 жыл бұрын

@@themostamericankenjaku as being Pole I read almost all books of Witcher saga(stopped at *lady of the lake* or however translators would do their job :) ) and he is almost always part of storyline ;)

@themostamericankenjaku

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucjanenerlich7031 This is great !

@trekiegirlful

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucjanenerlich7031 unfortunately, i can only like a comment once. i DEEPLY thank you for this knowledge

I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT I NOW HAVE THE URGE TO MAKE A BARD WHERE WHEN HE PLAYS THIS THE GROUP GETS A CHARISMA BUFF!

@capowebfir920

4 жыл бұрын

THAT'D BE AMAZING GO FOR IT

@xeno1068

4 жыл бұрын

I already do this in my DnD campaign. It's fun

@doomerbear937

4 жыл бұрын

@@xeno1068 Cool

episode 6 hurt my soul

Contagious

Great track :)

Later in the middle of the Covid-19 pandemic: ''Local Witcher spent his coins on gaming PC''

@sergioguzman4550

3 жыл бұрын

i expend them in the Witcher 3 XD

Gods sake give the man some ale

Honestly best song in my opinion out of this whole series

@dommy_mommy_enjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

That's the only song in the serie

Extended = toss a coin to your Witcher x 10

@shivamchauhan5388

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@shadowwolf7986

4 жыл бұрын

i was kinda disappointed lmao

Toss a coin to your witcher A friend of two manatees.

@Abhik5Sapphire

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

This is my go to karaoke song now..

If I am going to do this. I'm gonna need to get paid so I can pay my bills too.

Havnt watched the show, but from this song I can tell that somebody kicked the bards ass. That makes this accurate to all RPGs and thus worth watching

@user-yz4iw7cz1t

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if this is a Joke but it's a game

@murmureraven7692

4 жыл бұрын

The bards ass gotta be kicked at one point

@kaylawhite504

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... That's pretty much what happened in the show. Either Geralt getting Jaskier out of trouble or Geralt chasing Yennifer

@krasimirnatin906

Жыл бұрын

it is

Gotta love Jaskier for comedic relief

This song is an ear worm. All I have to do is look at my one friend and HUM, HUM IT, and she will literally want to throw things at me. I literally went "Its back...." And I thought she was going to strangle me through text XD

I feel so at home in these comments! Its like all of us gets eachother!

Toss a coin to your witcher Kiss a head to your Ciri

This song is great. all the covers i heard sucked though so I went into this show with low expectations of the soundtrack. hearing the original was a delight while watching

Sometimes the music drowns out the singing which is annoying, but that chorus is so catchy I don't even care.

The guitar melody under the verse sounds to me like Metallica's One... :P

Steel for humans Silver for monsters Coin for Witchers

The Slavic mythology is best what is proved by the many stories around Poland - Krakow dragon tales and now you can understand a little bit of Polish sense of humour and Slavic lifestyle :D

@joshellingsen240

4 жыл бұрын

sounds of nobody caring

@karmen4444

4 жыл бұрын

2 somebodies caring, now

@Aesan13

4 жыл бұрын

Uwielbiam Polaków wywnetrzajacych się wszędzie jak zakompleksione nastolatki.

@karat7042

4 жыл бұрын

Pozdrawia zakompleksiona już nie nastolatka.

@sidzz0621

4 жыл бұрын

Josh Ellingsen Phebebe eejsvdjodene sjdhd S she W sis W skvdeb

"toss a coin to john, la la la" (maybe it will catch on)

*makes it rain with pennies*

@gamerkingprince5631

4 жыл бұрын

Hello

@Lobster312

4 жыл бұрын

Hail*

I’m surprised this doesn’t have a lot of comments

@_Winfried_

4 жыл бұрын

Me aswell

@skilgannon27

4 жыл бұрын

people probably just listen to it while doing something else

Like

gem in this disapointend

not a bad song

The Son: Wow geralt is such a badass! I freaking love these fights! The Daughter: Wow omg henry cavill split me in two. The Mother: Good one, girl. The Father: I used to play this guy in video games, time to boot up witcher 3.

@Panairjdde

4 жыл бұрын

Cavill is great in his fights, but some parts of them are really unrealistic

@honorharrington9707

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@jayhorton7702

4 жыл бұрын

Too close to home. I started replaying Witcher 3 again! :D

@wuthmun9649

4 жыл бұрын

>it's normal for western daughters to voice such opinions

@michaelblair5146

4 жыл бұрын

@@wuthmun9649 Asfar as I've seen :)

HHHHmmmm...

Can anyone spare a coin i need to toss it to someone

Worry not for the coins, Witcher! Yennefer will produce enough for both, from erecting spells...

@helcioforoni1453

4 жыл бұрын

Top 1000 lost comments that made me laugh: part 571, the yennefer's erection spells one.

My names jeff

Now many fans are signing a petition to remove the useless showrunners who caused a loyal fan to leave the initially promising project if they did not do what was done. If you are interested I can share the link to the petition with you, at least this is how we can support Henry and his great performance of the Witcher

i like the part in (i think) the second to final episode where he screws up and says "O valley of... penis"

I can hit these notes. I may be a bit flat, but I still hit them

Read Sapkowski books, you'll know what happened to Gerard

@therussiangovernment8510

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian S disappointing ending

@Ali-ey9sz

4 жыл бұрын

@@therussiangovernment8510 You don't like the ending? I thought it was perfect but I'd be interested to hear why you didn't like it.

@therussiangovernment8510

4 жыл бұрын

It was perfectly in character for him, guess I just thought the white wolf deserved a better end or at least one more fitting a witcher. Though now that I think about it there are very few happy endings in the books so I guess it’s more in line with the style. Just my opinion though. Thanks

@evilwizard3334

4 жыл бұрын

There are two endings.In one both Geralt and Yenn die.But fans were so angry that Sapkovski wrote another ending in which they survive and reunite with Ciri and all live together.

@seushimarejikaze1337

4 жыл бұрын

@@evilwizard3334 where they die is the one for me. makes more sense and gives much more meaning to whole story.

MC MAHA - Best

Yo that guy is suppose to be dandelion right? Why’d they change his name

@OnsminecraftkanaalHD

4 жыл бұрын

in some versions of the books he's also called jaskier

@r.hyland2986

4 жыл бұрын

Jaskier is the original Polish name. It just wasn't translated for the show. But it was in the English translations of the books.

@TimBoundy

4 жыл бұрын

Translating his name from Jaskier to Dandelion was a mistake. Names shouldn't be translated.

@rael7298

4 жыл бұрын

Jaskier is the original name, which is a nickname which translates to 'Buttercup'. However, CDproject Red didn't like the connotations of Buttercup in the english speaking world, and so picked another flower, Dandelion, to be his nickname in the games

@TimBoundy

4 жыл бұрын

It was actually the English translation of the book, not the video games, that introduced the name Dandelion.

hahahaah

Ppl must stop making cover for this song. U are all fucking it up. This guy can be the only one who can properly sing it.

I´d rather Jaskier as a couple for Geralt than Yennifer, even when I adore her. But... Jaskier... oh, Jaskier

Russian version is sounds better

@thomasthedoubter6813

4 жыл бұрын

Where can I hear it?

This is one of the shitter "Fantasy" songs out there

randomly brought to this annoying song ... why?

spare a coin for unicorn cleaning

@alicaljungberg3742

4 жыл бұрын

how much for full unicorn cleaning?