thanks for all the nice words and support everyone, please subscribe for more videos like this! ⚔

I like how Geralt is casually looting stuff before the guards notice him

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

probably some broken rakes and more onions :))

@muhammadnursyahmi9440

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky sometime you can get lucky and looted dimeritium ores and bars though! Gemstones are pretty useless, unless you making runes or crafting relic swords.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadnursyahmi9440 yeeah thats true, but I guess when you reach a high level and get rich enough, that is just pocket money so its not that interesting to do it :D

@proto204n4

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky Picking up broken rakes and rope ladders is just a reflex now. When will I ever stop?!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

@@proto204n4 I am sorry to inform you that probably you will never stop. But come on, its just 0.29 weight per rake its not that much 😃

"Better go meditate in Passiflora and call it a day" YOUR DAUGHTER IS GETTING CHASED BY REALM TRAVELLING SPECTRES

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

hahah cannot help her if he does not get his meditation session!

@kraanz

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky "Meditation." In Passiflora. Suuuure ;D

@youluvana

2 жыл бұрын

getting pretty late though.

@Squizz11222

2 жыл бұрын

... Wanna play Gwent?

@gabrielh5105

2 жыл бұрын

She isn't. She's just sleeping in some cabin until we actually trigger the chase

Sergeant Kretyn, died at the joke, also that accent was spot on.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jakub!

@sonamadik3851

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky Yep, hilarious, nice work. :D

Daaaamn, that's amazing. The part when he said "But I'm the only sergiant in Novigrad" got me rolling

The best thing about it's the fact that Redanian soldiers actually can go under water. Under. Water. Not swimming. Just run under water and hit you from 8 metres distance.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

almost did, but Geralt was preparing for meditation there so they were lucky :D

@Flippy_Nips

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, using commands I summoned an arch griffin while I was underwater. The bloody thing just flew out.

@stefanogagliano6067

29 күн бұрын

This explains why they won against Nilfgaard, racism made them supernatural

Glad to see Joel Haver's style spread out and inspire people all over the internet Really enjoyed this animation, ugh giving me the urge to replay all the witcher games again

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks Yens! plan to do that myself, replaying but doing the opposite of what I would naturally do this time ⚔

@nucder7531

2 жыл бұрын

Even Witcher 1?

@floodtamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@nucder7531 I liked witcher 1 story. Rest of it was eh

@nucder7531

2 жыл бұрын

@@floodtamer The story is fine, but the gameplay is... to put it kindly it could use a bit of polishing

@kylerosa4369

2 жыл бұрын

@@nucder7531 You're a kinder soul than I.

Wait, wait, wait, wait... I have finished this game 5 times with expansions and all... and now I'm just learning that guards do not follow you if you step in water!!! Damn!!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

free loot! :D

@benjaminheindl1069

2 жыл бұрын

On my second playthrough but... SAME! 😅

@tomaszwota1465

2 жыл бұрын

I never even had problems with the guards. I guess I didn't steal that much stuff in public. I looted a lot of stuff though.

Better than the Netflix series

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Henry Cavill simply cannot compete with this dad bod!

@reasondro

2 жыл бұрын

I'm confused why do so many people hate the series? I thought it was fairly decent. Question!

@dylanfreeman9160

2 жыл бұрын

@@reasondro because it has terrible shit writing

@jumidbd

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanfreeman9160 Nah I enjoyed it.

@siraj_jr_

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanfreeman9160 writing is mediocre for sure, but it's not that bad

Geralt: "how about a few rounds of Gwent?" Redanian soldiers: smiles and nods in agreement

"Meditate" in Passiflora... sure, if you want to call it that way, but let's face it: we all know what Geralt will be spending his money on there.

@KittyNoo

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Those gwent players are really spending much coin for that Tournament

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Passiflora has very good acoustics which makes it the perfect place for a nice meditation round :))

@anderskorsback4104

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky obviously. An establishment like the Passiflora must provide its customers absolute discretion. Which is why it has the best sound isolation in Novigrad, making it the least likely place in Novigrad to hear random sex sounds from other rooms.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

@@anderskorsback4104 very fair argument

OMG, that pam param part just had me choking! How do you even think of something like this? :D :D (often wondered how even the developers thought of something so weird...)

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking whether to make it a music or a beating reference. Could not decide so I just did both :D

@TheBbxr

2 жыл бұрын

Did you by any chance choke on 3 pounds of steel.

@basedsneedclave175

2 жыл бұрын

The guards say Pam, pam param all the time in w3

@thevikingsock8527

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky there is a song by eon on youtube

@bret1779

2 жыл бұрын

I remember reading a while back that the voice actor just made a mistake, they intended for it to be a sound effect or something and it turned out to be the glorious pamparam

Ah yes, they immediately become a "deadly threat" with their blunt axe and lvl 9 armor

1:08 Wow wow Gerald you just gave that guard emotional damage of a lifetime

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

should be a new DLC, Geralt just giving emotional instead of sword damage

@holytiramisu

2 жыл бұрын

Immeasurable pounds of emotional damage > Three pounds of steel

From now on hearing “Pam pa ram” will never be the same

This is brilliant

Yo! this was epic 😁 Just love the awkward/random atmosphere. More Witcher videos please

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks so much! gonna work on some more of these :D

🤣🤣🤣 the yo momma jokes Geralt style fantastic. The AI is exactly like that. Scared of the darn water. Omg this was awesome

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

glad you enjoyed it Steph, working on new stuff!

@TheBlindRaven

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky these are great! Can't wait to see the new ones.

Sergeant Kretyn 1:26 😁 joke for polish speakers only🙂

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

yes it is! I was hoping it will be noticed, just wasn't sure with the pronounciation :)

@arturkacprzak9280

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky Pronunciation was almost perfect.

@rutomir

2 жыл бұрын

Well most eastern Europeans use same word with slightly different pronounciation, even in english they use word cretin whitch is spoken same way

@AdolfHitler-lk4vo

2 жыл бұрын

Cretin is a word in english

0:53 sergeant kretyn As a Pole, I love this small joke you did here

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks Piotr! ❤ 🇵🇱 ❤

@piotrwisniewski70

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky no problem mate :> Your video was pretty funny by the way

He missed the part where he was going to choke on three pounds of steel

Pam pam pa ram

@Kai-ln7dt

2 жыл бұрын

Pam pam pa ram

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

pam paraaam

Geralt telling a yo mamma joke is the best thing ever.

this is the type of stuff you'd see on adult swim if you stayed up past 1am.

I like how Gerald looks Santa

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

hahah cannot be unseen now

Inb4 this goes viral. 😄

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

you have had good predictions in the past FrozenFresh, I hope you are right again! :)

@JACOBMICHAELKING

2 жыл бұрын

Its already viral

The way he just casually steps in the water just to taunt them xd

Guards don't deserve this kind of abuse. #downwithgeralt!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

they have feelings too! thanks for being a patron Samuel!

Sergeant Cretin crying made me laugh Harder than it should have. 😅

I would watch an entire series of this. This is f’n hilarious.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

wow thanks so much obscurity! new stuff is in the works! ⚔

@emmanuelsoto2476

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky Do the whole Gaunter O'Dim saga.

It do be like that ya the guards are just vibing. Good work on the video

Radovid: "Played college chess, you know..."

geralt whips them with the "jo mama is so ugly..." jokes

Geralt hit the sergeant where it hurts. Man was seriously struggling with his appearance

That's a work of art right there. Thank you for this.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Much appreciated! Thanks for sharing that!

While this was hysterical, that rotoscoping will haunt my dreams for a week.

You tube knows it’s witcher 3 complete edition without even this videos having any legit witcher 3 clip

Damn these jokes are really subtle but at the same time relatable

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks Anton!

i love that the name of a guard is Kretyn

Witcher: (breathes) Redanian guards: so you have chosen *banana tiger*

That dwarf better not be touching that onion

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Dwarves are more into broken rakes I hear

I like the chemistry between those two. The soldier backs up his sergeant and calms him down after an insult. Absolute consent.

@LaserSky

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, was thinking about getting these characters back again in another video 😁

@feirworker

Жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky wow! looking forward to! 🤩

Your animations is the clearest and crispest of all this style animation! Oh and great video!

@frozenfresh6406

2 жыл бұрын

Laser's animations as well as his backgrounds are really top notch. Joel's vids are great, but they are very rough looking (which is intentional) I like Laser's style for sure :)

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks guys, those words really mean a lot! ❤

I've never thought about using the water to get away from them. I just run. 🤣

love to see this animation style spreading

The combat music kicking in XD

That animating style makes this 10x funnier

WOW!!! This was great 👍 your animation talents are at a class of there own.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much bro 😀

Getting in the water is an brilliant idea hahaha

The pam pam parram part is TOO GOOD heard that way too many times

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

haha paaaam pam paraaaaam! thanks so much!

I want more of this hahaha Thanks man You made my day! It was really funny 😆

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Achraf, more to come!

This is just pure gold, nice work man!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks K N, glad you enjoyed it!

The guard: *insults Geralt* Geralt: i hear someone want emotional damage

Yooo these are too funny!! Keep up the excellent work!!!!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate it!!

This is one of the best looking animations I've seen recently, congratulations!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you think so!

@kriss3d

2 жыл бұрын

I belive it's made in the same way Joel Haver does it right?

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

@@kriss3d correct, EbSynth :)

I vote for more witcher content please this was hilarious

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thank you Elie, on it! :D

I don't know how you managed to make all of this finally make sense but you did

Wow this is awesome 😂 I am your long-waiting fans for each of your witcher videos 😄

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Wow thank you Raymond! New stuff coming out soon! :)

Bro called that guy a varmint

Couldn't be funnier to see Lambert as redanian soldier wearing vesemir hat 🤣🤣🤣

"Joel Haver at home."

"I'm not touching it." _crouches down closer_ _mischievous look_ *POKE*

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

No one tells Geralt what to do! 😁

@ericw2480

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously just found your channel today, keep being awesome!!

Pam param, pam pam param! Amazing as always

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks again Matija! 😃

You definitely earned a subscribe man this is so talented and funny

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thank u so much Umar!

1:50 BANANA TIGER* 🍌🐯

@muhammadnursyahmi9440

2 жыл бұрын

Banana Tiger

Sergeant Kretyn - such a nice detail

Merchants of Novigrad is such a beautiful melody tho

Our greatest hero out poking onions.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

it secretly enhances Quen I bet 🧅

Damn smooth animations bro. Good job

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much Ahmad!

Wow your style is so fun and smooth, I subbed that's for sure. Keep the good content coming 💕

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for subbing! Will do! ⚔

THE LOOTING SOUND LMAO

Great content!

It is so awkward I love it.

FINALLY someone explains the reason for the pam pam pa ram song! Was about time.

I love your videos man! Always so entertaining

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you King Red! New stuff coming out in the next few days ⚔️

@cal6587

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky can't wait

This was hilarious! Well done sirs!

Please! Make more of those!!!!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! On it 😁

That background art of Novigrad is beautiful

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks Lei!

Man I love this game

please continue this series

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks Tushar, more to come soon!

I like that you added besagews. No one ever remembers besagews.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

omg thank you I had no idea how they are called in English! The mystery is unraveled ⚔

,,sergeant Kretyn,, 💀 I see what you did there

"Meditate" in Passiflora lmao

I need 10 hour ver of "Pam-pam-param" moment XD

This is hilarious man 😂, love it

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Martin!

Absolutley amazing.

Excellent video. Plz more

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

More to come!

Winds howling

This is gold :D the pam param

I didn't know you could just go into water to get the guards off your back, good to know

1:48 Banana tiger in the background start to play

Didn't know you could avoid fight like that 😂

Good lord, you've figured out how to clean up the animation even better than joel haver, looks great

"I'm not touching it". *pokes it*

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

Geralt be trolling 😁

2:28 I just use my Toxicity build and spin around until everything is dead

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

that's definitely more efficient!

@titaiao

2 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSky And wear Undivik's armor 'cause that makes you immortal

What an odd place to meditate 😏

Ahaha, so other people also jumped into water after stealing shit, then came back and did it again. Good thing guards have short term memory loss.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

that memory loss is triggered immediately when you go in the water, its amazing :D

@mpmcassey

2 жыл бұрын

It's even more fun to get the guards to chase you into a den of nekkers or such, then let them deal with the nekkers while you slip away.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

@@mpmcassey nice one. If you have some extra time to spend, you could do that by using the Aard sign to push them in instead of them chasing you :)))

Isn't pam param thing originally from bloody baron men? And they are not redanian but former temerian soldier. But anyway good stuff, i want more

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

thanks Mongande! did not play the previous parts, but they are on my list so I learn some more lore ⚔

@JacopoSkydweller

2 жыл бұрын

Pam Param is from the Witcher 2, King Henselts camp. It's a reference to that in W3.

Good job on this video!

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you like it!

The animations are very clean and the whole video is put together very well! If you are searching for any video ideas: you could make a video including the ridiculous fall-damage-mechanic in the game. Many people are making fun of it, so it's maybe not very original, but it could be put into a nice video perhaps.

@LaserSky

2 жыл бұрын

That's a nice one, thanks for the kind words and the suggestion! Putting it on the list ⚔